Celsius/bancor cope thread

[Anonymous No.49974363]

post salty coping redditors

[Anonymous No.49974367]

[Anonymous No.49974381]

>>49974363

[Anonymous No.49974412]

J U S T

[Anonymous No.49974418]

[Anonymous No.49974429]

>>49974363
LUL wife is fucking a nigger.

[Anonymous No.49974437]

[Anonymous No.49974464]

kek, hope goldman sachs doesn't bail them out and just makes their own celsius instead, call it farenheit or some shit

[Anonymous No.49974485]

>>49974464
The goldman sachs thing was fake news kek, there's a plebbit megathread about it

[Anonymous No.49974512]

>>49974485
that's excellent news. maximum pain for the harvest before 09/25

[Anonymous No.49974548]

>>49974381
Sad
But the rest is well thanks for playing i guess

[Anonymous No.49974573]

>>49974363
i had 50k worth of luna before the crash, hope all faggots lose all

[Anonymous No.49974630]

nexo users are acting real smug. We can only hope that the karmic balance of the universe takes its next victim

[Anonymous No.49974669]

>>49974485
sauce?

[Anonymous No.49974692]

>>49974630
stop the fud

i need 10 fucking days to remove all my funds or 90% of them from nexo

[Anonymous No.49974735]

>>49974363
God I fucking loathe the bullshit humble "at times like these at least we have each other / have muh family and friends" meme. Every time a tornado, fire, crypto gets slaughtered seems is the only time these fake faggots are grateful. It's only when they lose everything that they even dare mention this. Fuck em

[Anonymous No.49974744]

>>49974381
>the ideology of crypto was supposed to be different
wow theres people out there that think Celsius represents the ideology of crypto.. they missed the point ENTIRELY and now theyre spreading ignorance FUCK

[Anonymous No.49974815]

>>49974744
Idk where is the bottom of rhe bear, but these rekted niggers representing it.

[Anonymous No.49974830]

>>49974573
I have 50k of Luna too and it cost me two dollars

[Anonymous No.49974854]

>>49974412
>having this much money to spare on investments
>putting it in fucking crypto

[Anonymous No.49974876]

>>49974381
Dude sounds chill and self-aware which is uncommon in crypto. I'd like to have a drink with him.

[Anonymous No.49974879]

>>49974367
>u/redpillfinance_tv
Hilarious how he claims to be redpilled but can't accept the fact that he lost all his money to a ponzi.

[Anonymous No.49974939]

>>49974381
the "ideology of crypto" would never support something like celsius
fuck these retards

[Anonymous No.49975049]

>>49974363
muh impremanent loss, muh hostile market conditions. lets just admit all these CeFi jewish tricks were just fractional reserve institutions which got caught swimming naked when the tide went out. baggies get rekt

[Anonymous No.49975328]

>>49974418
>regular people
wrong. its degenerates that ruined crypto that are suffering with their little dog coins and chink apys.

[Anonymous No.49975348]

>>49974630
where to short nexo?

[Anonymous No.49975373]

>>49974669
https://twitter.com/simondixontwitt/status/1540729491126792192?s=21&t=hGnhEpcyASIZpJdq1wLkTQ

considering the 'sources' of the deal in the first place I'd be shocked if goldman sachs went through with the $2 billion deal. GS never confirmed it officially in the first place

[Anonymous No.49975375]

>>49974630

Nexo is going down next. It's been 3+ days and I'm still waiting for them to process a 50k+ FIAT withdrawal. My own fault for being a dumbass and using them but I'll laugh when they burn too.

[Anonymous No.49975389]

>>49975348
buy stinkies, pretty sure they still have outstanding withdrawals. Someone post the etherscan

[Anonymous No.49976079]

>>49974366

[Anonymous No.49976115]

>>49974412
jesus

[Anonymous No.49976144]

This one is unironically depressing

[Anonymous No.49976213]

>>49976144
his wife was right. she is still right.

[Anonymous No.49976227]

>>49976144
i wouldn't feel too bad

[Anonymous No.49976261]

>>49976227
Kek

[Anonymous No.49976285]

>>49976144
lol what a cuck.

poor kid.

[Anonymous No.49976289]

>>49974876
yea I'd love to have a drink with someone who convinced their friends to pour money into Celsius and lose it forever

[Anonymous No.49976297]

>>49976227
I like to imagine that’s Matt Damon’s real Reddit account.

[Anonymous No.49976301]

>>49976144
>>49976227
this nigga has been buying crypto for 10 years but never listened to "not your keys not your coins"?

[Anonymous No.49976316]

>>49976227
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

[Anonymous No.49976469]

>>49976301
the 10 year thing is most likely a part lie and he probably did most of his buying the last year or so honestly. it just reeks of cope

[Anonymous No.49976542]

>>49975328
crypto never stood a chance even without degenerates

[Anonymous No.49976663]

>>49974735
This

sympathy from psychopathic normies feels more like an insult then an affirmation

[Anonymous No.49977625]

>>49974412
what a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.49977713]

So what erc tokens aren't a scam at this point?

[Anonymous No.49977712]

>>49976144
that one is called a troll

[Anonymous No.49977732]

>>49976227
wow yeah definitely not a troll. totally genuine guys

[Anonymous No.49978352]

>>49975375
Stop fudding bro! Nexo is having zero issues processing any withdrawals!

[Anonymous No.49978932]

>>49974412
I don't understand people like this. Do they not realize when they put the money in that the worst case scenario is total loss? It's exactly why I never put my money in any of these protocols. On the "off" chance that happens, I wouldn't be able to deal with it. So I don't take the risk.

How can they get angry now? Never heard the phrase "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn't"?

[Anonymous No.49978955]

>>49974363
Yes hello? Is this the Celcius technical support line?

[Anonymous No.49978970]

>>49976227
kek, can't he just borrow the money for his kids dirtbike from his wifes new boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.49978971]

[Anonymous No.49978987]

[Anonymous No.49978992]

>>49978971

If only...

[Anonymous No.49979899]

>>49978971
I wish

[Anonymous No.49979915]

>>49974367
>buy something in a downtrend
It's not even bitcoin either, he's not betting on a bitcoin dead cat bounce he's betting on an insolvent jewish company.

[Anonymous No.49979927]

>>49974692
this.
for gods sake please stop fudding Nexo my funds there are locked until July 9
(I predict collapse, bankruptcy and freezing funds at july 8 11:59 PM)

[Anonymous No.49979934]

>>49974412
>>49974854
>>49978932
Reminds me of that dude who was cocky because he got lucky and turned 170 dollars into 10k into 200k on two big swings, then lost everything on kucoin. Nigga bought something at market price as soon as it was listed and got hustled by bots and him dumping 200k into a low liquidity coin. Thought his ass would be a millionaire by the end of the day. Kek. Always keep the majority of your money out of investments, always have a fallback, don't lose everything on a le epic gamble, don't quit your day job.

[Anonymous No.49979941]

>>49974854
Celsius is anything but crypto.

[Anonymous No.49979948]

>>49979927
your fucked
never trust bulgarians

[Anonymous No.49979958]

>>49978971
bot

[Anonymous No.49979962]

>>49978987
bot

[Anonymous No.49980004]

>>49974412
>>49976227
>doubt.jpg
the larping went a bit crazy with celsius

[Anonymous No.49980008]

>>49976227
even if this is a troll, theres some idiot out there that is like this. derisk, dont go all in on one asset, if something sounds to good to be true it probably is, get a fucking job

[Anonymous No.49980656]

Celsius isn't crypto, and besides tell me, bancortard
how do you cope with chads like vinu?

[Anonymous No.49981108]

>>49979927
>>49974692
>>49978352
Hello, you want to withdraw?

[Anonymous No.49981133]

>>49974363
>invests in fractional reserve banking that isn't backed by infinite government moneyprinting
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49981441]

Most sane Celsius "Investor"

[Anonymous No.49981449]

kek

[Anonymous No.49981462]

>One of the most popular posts in the last few days is the final cope of the entire subreddit, telling people not to believe their eyes and ears.

[Anonymous No.49981528]

>founded by a literal hohol jew

Who would have seen this coming?

[Anonymous No.49981561]

I don't think I have ever encountered this level of collective delusion that I have on Celsius. Safemoon and Luna were bad enough, absolutely refusing to see the truth before it wacked them in the face like a sledgehammer. However, they saw it in the end, and most of them either moved on from it or don't expect anything and catered to Stockholm Syndrome. Celsius (and r/CelsiusNetwork) could be another chapter in When Prophecy Fails. The stages of ridiculous denial were hilarious and depressing. Firstly, they denied that the company was going to freeze their funds. When they did, they decried people who warned them as FUDders, and carried on 'believing'. As time went on, they still continued, even though there were dissenting voices now. Then the AMA ruckus came along, where Alex 'hosted' an AMA that contained a pre-written statement an lasted 12 seconds. They still didn't see the writing on the wall. They still believed. You could check the accounts of people who posted overwhelmingly positive things and they were almost always made in the last week. The few negative thoughts tolerated were only tolerated on the premise they whatabouted their comparisons, like "this is just like banks" (As if banks would get away with freezing your funds without comment or good reason). They then began begging for the 'little guy' to be able to withdraw his funds, or being able to withdraw a little bit, thinking they were 'negotiating' with their tormentor. People actually began defending the decision to freeze funds, because they claimed it would be a 'Bank Run', as if this is a good reason to defend the decision, because people would rightfully want to remove their money from the scam. Then came news of the bankruptcy lawyers, and to match this, the evil 'shorters' arrived who supposedly caused all their problems. The subreddit went on a crusade against phantom shorters, and the solution to this, naturally, was for users to put MORE money into the scam to 'save' it.

TBC --->

[Anonymous No.49981590]

>>49981561
After nearly two weeks, a few events FINALLY caused the subreddit to admit their delusion. FIrstly, the company had hired increasingly more legal staff, alongside the Bankruptcy lawyers (who the people deny) that they bought before. Moreover, Goldman Sachs was reported to be considering buying cheap assets like a vulture on a corpose. This FINALLY caused the place to see some sense. However, even then, people denied it. It was FUD by the mass media who lied.

Now? There is one final hope. Despite complaining about media 'lying', they all worship a man called 'Simon'. who they pray will save their money by posting on twitter.

[Anonymous No.49981647]

>>49974363
I learned about the Celsius network saw it was ran by a Ukrainian Jew, and instantly uninstalled the app.

[Anonymous No.49981748]

I was laughing at these screencaps but then I remembered I still have 1,000 linkies on Coinbase. Final motivation to send them to my ledger.

[Anonymous No.49981879]

>>49981647
kek, you wanted to invest in a centralized shit? Christ saved you, you did be crying atm

[Anonymous No.49981929]

>>49979927
forget about your funds, will definitely collapse

[Anonymous No.49981952]

>>49974367
>no gamble, no future
>straight up admitting it's gambling
Not the investing motto I would pick

[Anonymous No.49981956]

>>49981748
kek, you still keep some assets in centralized exchange?? more decentralized exchange with no third-party interference is better fag

[Anonymous No.49981957]

>>49979927
>"I am so confident in my (not scam) investment being stable that I will beg people not to mock in on an anime forum site, and those who do genuinely threaten it's stability"

[Anonymous No.49981985]

>>49976144
you posted that.
>She downloaded some dating apps
top kek

[Anonymous No.49982027]

>>49976301
kek, till he got fucked
maybe he will listen to that phrase
I stopped using centralized exchanges because of that. I can't trust all my assets in the fucking hand of bulgarian
I have moved all my assets to cold wallet, from their I will connect to a hybrid DEX and do my trading anytime, it's safer for me

[Anonymous No.49982043]

>>49974363
I do feel sorry for people who are about to lose all their money, but God damn do I love seeing shorsellers get btfo.

[Anonymous No.49982982]

>>49982043
kek, not your coin, not your crypto

[Anonymous No.49983598]

>>49974412
>crypto: created to eliminate trust and the need for trusted third parties
>this retard: let me give this dude my savings so he can do yield farming for me

[Anonymous No.49983665]

>>49974412
>wipe more than 1 million dollars of wealth from your family in a degenerate gambling scheme
Do Anglos really? Honestly I would kill myself at that point. I could mentally recover from losing it all by my own stupidity, but my moms money? Fuck.

[Anonymous No.49983692]

>>49974692
No, fuck you, sweat like a pig motherfucker. If you can't handle the heat of participating in musical chairs with all your money, don't do it.
You are gonna be probably fine tho. Remove all of them.

[Anonymous No.49983742]

>>49974744
>muh crypto has noble intentions
Almost immediately it became the ideology of "line goes up", nothing more. You aren't different than him, you just haven't lost enough money.

[Anonymous No.49983744]

>>49974412
Sad how people see the UST/LUNA wipeout and still think "yeah I'll go all in with one company"

[Anonymous No.49983761]

>>49981748
Recently took majority of my stack off goybase too I’m sure it’s safe but that’s what everyone thinks before they get rugged

[Anonymous No.49984019]

>>49983761
its not safe but wait you mean coinbase?

[Anonymous No.49984031]

>>49978971
Holy shit I wish this would happen

[Anonymous No.49984048]

>>49983744
that's why I have got all my assets of crypto exchanges, I rather use a decentralized platform for trading which doesn't require full custody of users fund

[Anonymous No.49984322]

>>49974363
I had 80% of my Bitcoin in Celsius lol. Over 3 coins gone. Sucks to suck I guess. It's my own fault. My dad insisted I buy in for the rewards and I didn't do my own research. Tough lesson.

[Anonymous No.49984325]

>>49983744
a lot of it would still happen, I can assure you of that, Luna, Anchor, Celsius and 3AC; so we would most likely see more of it

[Anonymous No.49984495]

>>49981748
>>49983761
Do they also have a trading desk to gamble with their user's assets?
What happened to them lately with the extra regulations?

[Anonymous No.49984710]

>>49984325
then something needs to be done

[Anonymous No.49984756]

>>49979915
It’s not the downtrend that makes this a retarded play it’s the fact that Celsius has shown itself to be a risky and unreliable defi platform. Once customer trust is broken a company never recovers.

[Anonymous No.49984897]

>>49974363
Bros even if Celsius unpauses withdrawals wouldn’t everybody just cash out and crash Celsius? In that case wouldn’t it be in Celsius best interest to never unpause? What are they planning?

[Anonymous No.49984896]

>>49976213
She should leave him first, not monkey branch using subterfuge. He has poor risk management, but she's scum.

[Anonymous No.49985010]

>>49984710
It is simple, with the cex in place they are in control leaving investors out or mostly stranded with any iota of control, a dex with at least some level of control would be best if you'll agree with me

[Anonymous No.49985417]

>>49984897
do you think Celsius will ever unpause withdrawals?

[Anonymous No.49985866]

>>49985417
In all honesty I don't see that happening

[Anonymous No.49985939]

>>49974429
Kek, an absolute one

[Anonymous No.49985961]

>>49974363
Funny thing is that some folks don't even need to tell their wives. The blockchain ledger is public enough and literally anyone can track the ass of the other.

[Anonymous No.49985983]

>>49974573
You can't go down alone right. wangmi

[Anonymous No.49985992]

>>49984897
they are planning to pay out to institutional investors before the money is gone

[Anonymous No.49986008]

>>49974744
>>
I'm curious, what exactly was it supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.49986013]

>>49978971

[Anonymous No.49986033]

>>49974939
The idealogy of crypto will not support anything that lacks privacy. Until it becomes the centre of things, it's all a circus

[Anonymous No.49986065]

>>49978955
Let me transfer your call to the Technical department. Please HODL the line.

[Anonymous No.49986186]

>>49976227
>my wife’s dating app
I think in the balkans this would lead to death for the woman. Why are angloids and Americans such utter cucks?

[Anonymous No.49986208]

>>49985866
>>49985417


this is an impending rug if it is not one already, control over one's funds in investment makes a lot of sense and the Tacen hybrid dex has features that put the control in the hand of the investor

[Anonymous No.49986312]

>>49984322
Get dunked on

[Anonymous No.49986530]

[Anonymous No.49986556]

>>49974363
She’s leaving him. She only needed a second to process what to do

[Anonymous No.49986566]

[Anonymous No.49986568]

>>49974367
>If we give them more money, they might give back what they stole

[Anonymous No.49986672]

>>49979934
He lost the moment he decided to brag about it on the internet

[Anonymous No.49986674]

>>49986568
kek!, do you think that will happen?

[Anonymous No.49986798]

Imagine walking into a casino and before you walk out (win or lose) the cashier is no longer able to cash your chips.

[Anonymous No.49987093]

>>49986566
Celsius staff: give us $1000 and we'll give you back $2000

[Anonymous No.49987183]

[Anonymous No.49987190]

>celsius/bancor cope thread
>it's all celsius
fuck you OP, deliver now or I WILL redeem

[Anonymous No.49987340]

>>49987190
Bancor hasn't shit the bed yet. Give it another month.

[Anonymous No.49987474]

>>49978971
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.49987622]

>>49987183
I'm sure that last guy will get downvoted into oblivion, even though he's entirely correct.

[Anonymous No.49987674]

>>49987340
this. bancor fags are still in the denial phase

[Anonymous No.49987704]

>>49974363
>winkypoo

I hate Reddit so fucking much. I guarantee his wife is a guy or some moon-faced hamplanet.

[Anonymous No.49987844]

>>49981561
>>49981590
Great dramatization anon
Now do /r/invest_voyager, the baggies over there are absolutely delusional

[Anonymous No.49987882]

>>49986208
This would most likely get a spot in the market if t actually does it says

[Anonymous No.49988384]

>>49974418
Why do they always type like this. I want to strangle him

[Anonymous No.49988521]

>>49974412
YOOOO LMFFFFFFAOOO

[Anonymous No.49988580]

>>49981561
nice, anytime you see retards talking about "FUD" and trusting specific people stay away

[Anonymous No.49988747]

>>49974512
This

[Anonymous No.49989016]

>>49975375
It's maintenace stupid fucker

[Anonymous No.49989627]

>>49974412
how do retards have this much money?

[Anonymous No.49989778]

>>49989627
Believe it or not, being rich doesn't make you smart.

[Anonymous No.49989857]

>>49984019
No he clearly means kraken or gemini.

Nigger wtf

[Anonymous No.49989865]

>>49987190
ay fuck you too
Jannies on bancor's plebbit have basically scrubbed it. There's like 2 posts with more than a couple comments made in the past 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.49989902]

>>49974412
I know what it feels like to lose $450k, and that feels like complete shit. I don't know what it feels like to lose other people that much money though. Must make rope look inviting.

[Anonymous No.49989918]

>>49984322
Yeah. Lost a good chunk myself. Good chance lost all my FLR airdrop.This feels like those awkward emergency room visits where the doctor sighs and tells you you're an idiot while stitching you up while you pray the accident won't leave you fucked for life.

[Anonymous No.49991075]

I got banned from the Celsius telegram chat for not worshipping Alex. Peak stockholm syndrom in there. I asked to get unbanned and this is what the admin sent me:

Hello, if you would like to return to the Celsius community Chat we need to set up a meeting with you. When is the best time? 3 admins will be on this Google meets call. We will explain and give you details of why you got banned. Please let me know a time and day if you are interested in having this meeting? Thanks

[Sage No.49992047]

>>49984322
>>49989918
So how does this affect taxes? Do you get to mark a date that the coins/tokens were lost? If you're not able to do this I would think it would mess up your cost basis if you bought and sold bitcoin later (assuming you had bitcoin on Celsius).

[Anonymous No.49994100]

>>49989902
Either one's money or it is for the other 450k is a whole lot of money to lose

[Anonymous No.49994169]

>>49974876
I'd like it if he had a drink of bleach

[Anonymous No.49994186]

>>49976301
This, either a liar or a troll

[Anonymous No.49994212]

>>49984322
Look on the bright, you bought a needy jew a new home in israel

[Anonymous No.49994794]

>>49976227
Based censorship de-masker

[Anonymous No.49995737]

>>49974464
Why would they bail them out? Are you retarded?!

[Anonymous No.49996114]

>>49995737
Goldman is probably buying their bankruptcy liquidation

[Anonymous No.49996194]

>>49987622
>downvoted to oblivion Go back you faggy gay faggot reddit cuck

[Anonymous No.49996484]

>>49979927
why do you normalfags trust shady custodians with your money? i unironically still don't understand this. aprs are higher in defi so you're taking more risk to get less returns

[Anonymous No.49996717]

>>49996484
these platforms will make the offers juicy and promise loads of things, it takes good experience in this space to know these; I prefer being in control of my funds and that would be possible with a dex that gives private keys to its user

[Anonymous No.49996773]

>>49986186
w*stoids being w*stoids

[Anonymous No.49996886]

>>49981441

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereIsMashinsky/

[Anonymous No.49996964]

>>49974464
Lmao there was actually a ponzi scheme called fahrenheit that collapsed recently.

[Anonymous No.49997003]

>>49987093

$2,000? What do you need $1,500 for? We can't give you $1,000 do you think we don't have staff to pay? $500 doesn't include the blockchain fees, you know that?

[Anonymous No.49997040]

[Anonymous No.49997478]

[Anonymous No.49999029]

>>49996717
how can one get such control when the dexes do not give private keys as you can

[Anonymous No.49999098]

>>49974876

Cry about corporate greed while.chasing impossibly good interest rates
You say self awareness, I say he's as greedy as the people he has a problem with.

[Anonymous No.49999329]

was the squezze squozzed?

[Anonymous No.49999496]

>>49996484
At the time it was insured by BitGo.
When they dropped BitGo I went 100% DeFi.
The problem with defi is that its full of incompetent programmers copy and pasting shit. Good platforms like AAVE pay basically nothing, so you have to rely on shitty forks that get hacked all the time to get a a two digit APR.

[Anonymous No.49999602]

Rumours emerging that Mashinsky is trying to flee to Israel

[Anonymous No.49999711]

>>49974876
>I'd like to have a drink with him.

[Anonymous No.49999818]

>>49999029
the only model I know with the features of handling private keys to its users is the Tacen hybrid dex although it is yet to go live but the features are available and you can read up yourself.

[Anonymous No.50000219]

>>49974735

https://youtu.be/vvvqszbsy6k?t=12

[Anonymous No.50000314]

>>49976227

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.50000451]

Wtf people really put this much money in crypto. I put about €1500 in it over a couple of months and cashed out when in doubled. I though every retail investor only put in spare cash.

[Anonymous No.50000474]

wow reddit is full of antisemites

[Anonymous No.50000534]

>>49974381
>whiskey
pussy. real men get wasted on mikes hard lemonade

[Anonymous No.50000583]

>>49987183
t. some whiny retard wanting someone else to cover legal fees for him

[Anonymous No.50000620]

>>49989902
No. People need to take some accountability, pointing fingers is pathetic behaviour. The fact adults do this and get rewarded is very telling. This world is profoundly sick, the cleanse is coming, the reset is almost upon us. You will eat ze bugs.

[Anonymous No.50000642]

>>49986798
at least i can spend them at the bar

[Anonymous No.50000688]

>>49986186
> he hasn't seen the ukranian women tinder threads

[Anonymous No.50000697]

>>49996484
they're too dumb for defi

[Anonymous No.50000714]

>>49996717
how is this juicy when 1000% apr isn't uncommon in defi

[Anonymous No.50000733]

>>49974363
I wonder what his wife's boyfriend had for dinner. I need some ideas.

[Anonymous No.50000744]

>>49976144
>>49977712
This, if you go through his comments it becomes pretty obvious he's a /r/Buttcoin guy who is just going around being toxic and spreading despair. Not that the Celsius morons don't deserve it, but he's just a butthurt nocoiner who gets off on trolling.

[Anonymous No.50000785]

>>49980004
I might agree. Women are much wiser in that shit. No way a grandma and a wife would go "yeah sure just use all my life's savings in that shitcoin Mr Gambler husband" unless he literally robbed them.

[Anonymous No.50000789]

>>50000534
Every real man has been drinking mothers’ milk since the dawn of time. It’s the realest manly drink.

[Anonymous No.50000951]

>>49979941
This, Celsius was an unregulated bank with a blockchain slapped on it, not something 99% of knowledgeable people would consider a cryptocurrency.

Like the companies who added "dot com" and made quick millions, Celsius is a symptom of a new technology few understand.

[Anonymous No.50000959]

>>49997040
>call the customer support line 1-866-HODL-NOW
>"all our representatives are coping other bagholders"
>they put me on hodl

[Anonymous No.50000988]

>>49976227
I refuse to believe some of these are real lmao

[Anonymous No.50001083]

>>49978971
fucking challenge accepted

[Anonymous No.50001226]

>>49974412
I'd rope if I were in his shoes
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.50001305]

>>49978971
>>49978987
fed posts

[Anonymous No.50001376]

>>50000785
Idk, I have an aunt who put a few 100k of her inheritance (dunno how much it is %wise) from her husband into some boomer scam and then lost it.

[Anonymous No.50001486]

>>49981561
this is a great show fren.
Being involved in crypto will teach you a lot about hard cold facts

[Anonymous No.50002642]

>>49976227
larp

[Anonymous No.50003066]

>>49997040
>1800 HODL NOW

Please tell me this is fake

[Anonymous No.50003111]

>>49987340
Which one of you did this?

[Anonymous No.50003157]

>>50003066
It's real!

[Anonymous No.50003188]

>>49991075
>time and day if you are interested in having this meeting
welp, did you?

[Anonymous No.50003232]

>>49978987
these skanks are pulling the biggest bluff in human history
you're going to stop having sex? really? lmao
As soon as she sees a guy she likes she's going to be soaked and not thinking straight, just like the 124 other men she slept with in the past.
They're the coomers here, men, historically haven't had this little sex (on average) since a long freaking time ago. Women are the one's getting plowed through by a handful of men a week/month and now they're threatening incels with no sex.. Men are already not having sex you're the ones doing it

[Anonymous No.50003404]

>>49974363

[Anonymous No.50003468]

how did so many retards not see this coming?
>5% APY on Bitcoin (fixed supply)
absolute retards

[Anonymous No.50003992]

>>49976227
hahaha the mother of BTFO's