/GME/ - Comfy Friday After-hour and Late Night Edition

[Anonymous No.49958299]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>49952999

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.49958307]

>>49958299
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,285.442B (ATH), 99P = 23.085B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,180.984B, 97P = 22.484B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49914942

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.49958332]

>>49958299
Checkies.

[Anonymous No.49958335]

Moass starts Monday 6/27/2022. I am speaking it into existence

[Anonymous No.49958346]

July 4th into 5th

[Anonymous No.49958385]

>>49958299
that's a lot of 9's you're getting there baker, I'm thinking it means WAGMI frens
>obligatory thanks baker

[Anonymous No.49958392]

>>49958299
nice digits

[Anonymous No.49958394]

So moass is never happening? They'll just turn off margin calls again?

[Anonymous No.49958403]

I guess we lost

[Anonymous No.49958415]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vk1e78/ryan_cohen_on_twitter_this_is_a_testament_to_the/
Bitch basterd cohen showing future live leak locationtars0

[Anonymous No.49958426]

rc looking at trains

[Anonymous No.49958442]

didn't post the pick

[Anonymous No.49958445]

I'm out of copium

[Anonymous No.49958452]

marketplace delayed by july 3rd

[Anonymous No.49958459]

>>49958426
Ah subway train discussion. A simpler time. The cars with the state seals on the walls seem comfy. Like holding gme

[Anonymous No.49958468]

>>49958415
>>49958442
I like trains too but what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.49958480]

Evening Frens. The shills think they have a silver bullet for the GME play because of the FINRA report. Ridiculous. This is a report of what happened a year ago. It's not a report of what is going on right now. The SEC passed new rules. Hedge funds that were short GME a year ago who said that they closed their positions are bleeding money and some close down entirely. The DTCC waived collateral requirements but what will they do when the shareholder approved dividend split finally happens? What will they do if the entire float is DRSed? The case to DRS is stronger than ever now.

So buy, hold, DRS, and have faith in RC and GME. Stay comfy however you can.

> BBC SCIENCE FICTION
https://youtu.be/4NYJ5MUxunw
https://youtu.be/yMDOTOq-fqo

> COSMIC HORROR COLLECTION
https://youtu.be/SIEJLdNfYIU

> HALL OF FANTASY
https://youtu.be/mqtK4o-HSfU

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck. Have a comfy weekend.

[Anonymous No.49958501]

>>49958480
stay comfy fren

[Anonymous No.49958515]

>>49958480
The DTCC is complicit. What will they do when the dividend or split happens? They'll waive that too. You think they give a fuck?

>when float is locked

You mean in 2 years?

[Anonymous No.49958519]

you know what to do, fellow GME holders

[Anonymous No.49958521]

>>49958480
Based as always, radioanon. My tactic with the shills lately has been to ask them to prove beyond any doubt that moass is in fact impossible as they claim, that there is no way - even in theory - that it could happen. Nobody’s taken me up on it, even though I’ve offered to sell my entire stack if they can

[Anonymous No.49958523]

Ryan, keep the political tweets coming!

[Anonymous No.49958525]

Noob question here. I transferred my shares from Fidelity to Computer Share a while ago. I got a letter from Computer Share saying my shares have been transferred. How do I log into my Computer Share account now? Do I have to register one on the site or what?

[Anonymous No.49958526]

>>49958468
I told you guy Cohen was Chinese. You think Science can turn a man into a woman, but can’t make a chinese look normal? Didn’t any of you see Die Another Day?

[Anonymous No.49958547]

>>49958468
people need to work hard to unfuck the us infrastructure and transportation post moass ? and get so sexy bullet trains

[Anonymous No.49958548]

NICE
OPEX
CYCLE
YOU
GIGANTIC
FUCKING
FAGGOTS

*clears throat*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49958552]

GameStop is a north American video game retailer.

In the meantime let's do what Reddit can't: shit up all over the thread with videos of wood carving small figurines because the jannies don't give a fuck. This is now a thread about ME. As usual I invite you to check out my extremely niche hobbies and interests while you browse the web, discuss GME, or do other more passive activities. I invite you to share comfy material of your own too.

>TODAY'S UNINTERESTING LINKS TO INFORMATION RELATING TO MY NICHE HOBBIES

>How to Whittle a Gnome - Step By Step Beginner Wood Carving Project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXtvgtED_qE

>Carve an Easter Island Head -Simple "Knife Only" Quick Tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogxq65nVCGs

> ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck. Have a comfy weekend.

[Anonymous No.49958583]

Evening Frens. The shills think they have a silver bullet for the GME play because of the FINRA report. Ridiculous. This is a report of what happened a year ago. It's not a report of what is going on right now. The SEC passed new rules. Hedge funds that were short GME a year ago who said that they closed their positions are bleeding money and some close down entirely. The DTCC waived collateral requirements but what will they do when the shareholder approved dividend split finally happens? What will they do if the entire float is DRSed? The case to DRS is stronger than ever now.

In the meantime let's stay comfy. As usual I invite you to check out my pairs of shoes both old and new while you browse the web, discuss GME, or do other more passive activities. I invite you to share comfy material of your own too.

> L.L.Bean Slipper Moccasin
https://footwearnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/ll-bean-wcked-good-moccasin.jpg
I've owned these for a few years and they've held up surprisingly well! I try to just wear the indoors but they get a little bit of outside use too. But usually just to take out the trash or check the mail.

> Birkenstock Arizona Sandal
I've actually never owned a pair of Birkenstocks before this summer but I gotta say, I'm a fan. They're taking a while to break in but everybody says they'll be really comfortable after a month or so.

> SHOE ARCHIVES
VOL 1: https://pastebin.com/00UnxGdi
VOL 2: https://pastebin.com/BYQsRy0v

Good night and good luck.

[Anonymous No.49958587]

>>49958547
>high voltage DC interconnect from LA to Texas to NY
>build 500 Westinghouse Ap1000 reactors
>cheap clean power for next century

[WSB No.49958612]

>>49952098
OHHHHH ROTHSCHILDS
COME OUT TO PLAY
ROTHSCHILDS
COME OUT TO PLA-AYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.49958618]

I HOPE EVERY DUMB CUNT THAT BOUGHT CALLS FOR THE OPIE CYCLE FUCKING ROPES LMAO

ENJOY THE ETERNAL CRAB AND KING K TWEETS

[Anonymous No.49958631]

Hepcats, looks like Fucking AMC was in the green today while your Fucking stock was in the red and got Fucking DUNKED DOWN on!

Do you have any counters or defenses for Monday? We coming to collect some more equity from you Fuckers. You just ordered it! I tell you what Shitbirds, you hold this stock on Fucking Monday and we are going to keep punishing you! It's like when Jet Li was learning to play Football in Romeo Must Die! The Football is this Fucking stock and we are going to Fucking drop bolos on you forcing you to hold it while getting punished!

Now that Crypto has been dealt with the focus can come back on you Fuckers. We turning the Eye of Sauron back in your general direction MotherFuckers!

[Anonymous No.49958632]

I wish the market's were open so I could have a riot livestream up and look at stonks at the same time

[Anonymous No.49958649]

How do I sort by best on here?

[Anonymous No.49958666]

>>49958618
Good.
Pickleniggers
BTFO
Abortoids
BTFO
Guncontrolsissies
BTFO
>>49958649
My post: best post

[Anonymous No.49958684]

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1540485828266164228?s=21&t=LWp31jZovAmoDLtgJVy4zg

[Anonymous No.49958695]

>>49958299
Bakie check!

[Anonymous No.49958702]

>>49958666
>he forgot 16-month-long bagfaggots BTFO
ngmi bagfaggot

[Anonymous No.49958701]

>>49958684
/gme/ just lost

[Anonymous No.49958708]

>>49958612
do you feel anons? things are getting fucky

[Anonymous No.49958714]

>>49958649
look at post numbers, the more consecutive digits the better.
also if the od is green it means most popular post, red least popular.

[Anonymous No.49958719]

>>49958684
>NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET
>GOD I JUST FUCKING LOVE THESE KING K TWEETS
>SURELY MISTER C O H E N WILL MAKE US ALL RICH
>RIGHT BAG BROS

[Anonymous No.49958724]

>>49958684
GMERICA was all a ploy, he's been a chink asset this whole time!

[Anonymous No.49958727]

>>49958684
Is this about abortions or something?

[Anonymous No.49958732]

>>49958552
We're reaching levels of based that shouldn't be possible

[Anonymous No.49958736]

>>49958702
17 for me

[Anonymous No.49958744]

>>49958684
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.49958759]

>>49958702
ill fucking do it again, watch me.

[Anonymous No.49958760]

>>49958744
Somebody is getting financially crushed in China

[Anonymous No.49958761]

>>49958684
Kek holy based. He's trying to shake out leftists before the squeeze.

[Anonymous No.49958773]

>>49958684
he is a chinese plant same as biden
downfall of the west due to implementation of GME gamestop moass

[Anonymous No.49958779]

>>49958761
leftists fucking love china you 0 political knowledge gigafaggot

[Anonymous No.49958787]

>>49958761
Nigger what?

[Anonymous No.49958792]

>>49958761

[Anonymous No.49958795]

Ryan Cohen looks like the white kid that speaks Chinese in Mr Robot that fucks Darlene

[Anonymous No.49958803]

>>49958684
Maybe a reference to Chinese stock price manipulation? Stocks like Alibaba, Tencent, iQIYI have been falling in price way earlier than this year, and they are giants in Gaming/Media services

[Anonymous No.49958812]

>>49958468
US is shit

[Anonymous No.49958814]

>>49958299
checked

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49958831]

>>49958803
>MAYBE HE'S TALKING TO US BAGBROS
>QUICK REDDIT DECODE THIS TWEET

[Anonymous No.49958839]

I too, have a crush on China.

[Anonymous No.49958849]

>>49958684
same

[Anonymous No.49958852]

>>49958831
QUIT LAUGHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49958870]

Ryan Cohen talking about Kung fu instead of doing literally anything to help the stock price. I'm so surprised

[Anonymous No.49958880]

Fuck Ryan Cohen

[Anonymous No.49958898]

>>49958779
>>49958787
>>49958792
you niggers, thats how the commies won in tiananmen square. find the dissidence let them talk and suicide them later on. we gotta weed out the lefties somehow
right comrade?

[Anonymous No.49958903]

>>49958519
>>49958552
>>49958732
kek faggies

[Anonymous No.49958914]

So both margin calls and abortions are now off the table. Which means the ONLY thing that can kick this fucking shit off is Ryan Cohen releasing the goddamn fucking divvy already. WHERE IS IT? STOP TWEETING BULLSHIT YOU USELESS CUNT

[Anonymous No.49958916]

he is just trying to shake out as many as possible b4 moass on July 5th

go go china I don't give a fuck about anything anyone anywhere
FUCK YOU PAY ME

[Anonymous No.49958922]

>>49958903
oh big boy radiofag wanna finally gonna hurl insults at "the one niggerfaggot that has a problem with him"
get jannied faggot

[Anonymous No.49958926]

>>49958684
He's lost it, it's over.

[Anonymous No.49958929]

Official thread theme -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

[Anonymous No.49958938]

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>49958299
Checked. Thanks for baking!

[Anonymous No.49958953]

>>49958898
kek j-slur baggies
stay mad

[Anonymous No.49958955]

>>49958831
shut up faggot. Chinese ADRs are the OG synthetics. All that money in the Caymans is just being used to fund rich people

you never truly own chinese stock.. If any of you faggots use robinhood, why do you think they just started showing the "ADR" disclosure at the top of the screen? Because they are likely in deep shit about not providing investor education like other brokerages do

[Anonymous No.49958966]

>>49958914
Loooooooooooooooooooooooòooooooooôóõöøōőœoooooooooooooool

[Anonymous No.49958967]

>>49958938
whoops.

[Anonymous No.49958972]

Roe v Wade will lead to riots and then a civil war
there is your market crash leading into moass
1 week tops

[Anonymous No.49958977]

>>49958972
Good. Fuck America.

[Anonymous No.49958980]

>>49958955
kek 'grandies

[Anonymous No.49958983]

>>49958972
Get out of cities as soon as you can. If you live in a top 25 media market, you’re gonna wanna dip

[Anonymous No.49958987]

>>49958977
Checked
FUCK AMERICA

[Anonymous No.49958989]

DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO CARVE OUT OR SPLIT MY STOCKS
This will be the last investment I ever make with your ass
It's been 17 months and still no word, we don't deserve it?
I know you got our last two votes, I voted on the proposals on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing ninety on the freeway
Hey Ryan, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued us from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy split or a dividend
I hope you know I sold all of your companies off my portfolio
I love you Ryan, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Ryan, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Ryan, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't make her hold bags, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

[Anonymous No.49958990]

>>49958955
>SHUT UP FAGGOT MR RYAN IS TALKING TO MEEEEEEE I SWEAR

[Anonymous No.49958999]

>>49958983
how bad can it be worst that BLM riots ?
its just a lil abortion who cares ?
its not going to be a FUCK HUEG XBAWK RIOT THEN A FUCKING CIVIL WAR 2.0 and the market crash triggering the MOASS
no CHANCE ZERO HAHA

[Anonymous No.49959002]

>>49958922
I got jannied once. You get jannied all the time. Go ahead and deny it. I don't care.

> wanna finally gonna

Kek. LMAO even. ESL.

[Anonymous No.49959006]

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

[Anonymous No.49959024]

>>49959006
Why would you buy any shares when the chairman and board won't do a fucking thing about the short position?

[Anonymous No.49959032]

To whom this may concern in the /GME/ general thread (Four Chan),

It has recently come to my attention that, despite several assurances from members of your board that GME stock was guaranteed to split ten days after the Annual Shareholders Meeting, this event has failed to take place. Since your board gave sincere promises that not only would this split occur, but that it would certainly lead to a MOASS style event, I am concerned that this information appears to have been untrue.

Furthermore, upon initial contact with several members of your board to query this, I was now told that this was "never the plan", that "Ryan Cohen knows what he is doing bro", and to "Cope and Sneed".

This kind of hostility is uncalled for and utterly unprofessional on a board that supposedly prides itself on its devotion to business matters.

I am now writing to you to enquire as to why you believe that Ryan Cohen did not initiate a stock split that would have started a MOASS - and how you can credibly believe that such as MOASS is likely to now occur when we have a clear example of Ryan Cohen passing on the chance to activate it.

I look forward to your reply soon, and hope we can return to more cordial forms of dialogue in the near future.

Yours sincerely,

A Concerned Shareholder

[Anonymous No.49959041]

>>49959024
bro they are bro you gotta believe me they're building value and sending poop tweets bro they're definitely doing something about the shorting bro there's gonna be a splivvy anytime now just trust in RC

[Anonymous No.49959053]

>>49959032
While I appreciate your efforts in kekking this board's resident baggies, can you come up with new material?

[Anonymous No.49959057]

>>49959002
maybe, but you're a nigger
an an off topic one at that

[Anonymous No.49959064]

>>49959032
I don’t care at this point. I like the stock and enjoy the memes,

[Anonymous No.49959075]

>>49959053
no

[Anonymous No.49959077]

>>49959006
that fucking pipe redpilled you hard dude
good for you bro

[Anonymous No.49959081]

Tranny stock

[Anonymous No.49959089]

>>49959081
Reddit stock
Oh wait same thing kek

[Anonymous No.49959090]

>>49959064
>I...i....I never wanted moass.... I just wanted memes. Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.49959092]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49958299
checkies

[Anonymous No.49959094]

>my bags are red I wonder why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweeting all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

[Anonymous No.49959101]

>>49958684

[Anonymous No.49959105]

>>49959064
The is the gayest cope of all, the "zen ape!" Shit needs stop

[Anonymous No.49959106]

>>49959075
you cant come up with anything new

[Anonymous No.49959111]

here is situation baggies:
either your shares cover little bit expenses, i.e. no super squeeze
or
your shares do the big mother squeeze and a billion post mother squeeze is equal to a thousand pre squeeze
your choice baggie
you will never be rich

[Anonymous No.49959122]

>>49959106
the fact that my unoriginality makes you seethe makes it twice as joocy

[Anonymous No.49959150]

DON'T CARE PAY ME
>DON'T CARE PAY ME
DON'T CARE PAY ME
>DON'T CARE PAY ME
DON'T CARE PAY ME
>DON'T CARE PAY ME
DON'T CARE PAY ME
>DON'T CARE PAY ME

[Anonymous No.49959161]

where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split
where's that dividend
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace
where's that DRS owned float
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

[Anonymous No.49959176]

>>49959161
bro its in two (2) more weeks just trust the plan

[Anonymous No.49959179]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrlJum5u4uE
Did RC just start the China arc?

[Anonymous No.49959181]

>>49959057

[Anonymous No.49959189]

>>49959105
im not an ape I'm a human. fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.49959196]

WAIT. I know why Cohen isn't releasing the dividend or split. Its because he knows it'll do nothing for the price. And the baggies will have no choice but to sell. Hahahahahaha

[WSB No.49959197]

>>49958708
We're doing well. It helped that U recalibrated OpenAI regarding "Strawberry Fields Forever" and hypothetical topics like universal buffer rate and simulation/dream theory.

[Anonymous No.49959209]

>>49958983
Nothing is going to happen

[Anonymous No.49959215]

>>49959122
no seething, just pointing out the armless brainlet simple as

[Anonymous No.49959231]

i sold my share guys, i gave it a try when this stock was around 90 dls weeks ago and i sold today. I won 55 dollars

[Anonymous No.49959234]

>>49958299
What should I add?

[Anonymous No.49959241]

>>49959090
Cope more fag bag. I’m thrilled with my gains.

[Anonymous No.49959243]

>>49958922
based, non-ban evading, KING

[Anonymous No.49959246]

>>49959215
>IM NOT SEETHING BRO YOU GOTTA BELIEVE MEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49959285]

>>49959105
I love that GME lives in your head rent free, nigger.

[Anonymous No.49959289]

>>49959241
>gains

Screenshot your average Kyle

[Anonymous No.49959295]

Faggot

[Anonymous No.49959305]

>>49959246
>im not some inbread clown please pay attention heckin baggies

[Anonymous No.49959312]

>>49959285
I own GME nigger

[Anonymous No.49959318]

This is one of his gayest tweets yet. I was hoping for something based that would make liberals sell their shares

[Anonymous No.49959326]

>>49959305
>no u
do baggies really

[Anonymous No.49959344]

>>49959318
something regarding abortion Ryan do it

[Anonymous No.49959346]

>>49959318
They are going to need to sell their shares to fund their gay marriages and abortions.

[Anonymous No.49959379]

>>49959318
If this faggot doesn't enact a share divi or recall by the end of July I'm selling my xxx Vin Diesel stack. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.49959383]

Can someone post the meme thanking reddit for DRSing while we cash out for max gains

[Anonymous No.49959386]

>>49959379
But my dead dad. And China. And poops bro ;(((((((((

[Anonymous No.49959390]

>>49959346
I wish abortions were more successful when you were a fetus
unfortunately technology just wasn't that good in the 1890s

[Anonymous No.49959400]

>>49959379
August we reach andromeda, dully noted.

[Anonymous No.49959410]

Should I just take the penalty and tax hit, to take my shares out of my IRA? I have 181 shares in TDA and only 17 in computershare …

[Anonymous No.49959414]

>>49959390

[Anonymous No.49959415]

>>49959379
I'm thinking of holding until Q4 2022. If it hasn't happened by then, it's not going to.

[Anonymous No.49959428]

>>49959410
For what purpose? To profit? To DRS?

[Anonymous No.49959443]

it's fucking over i've given up some guy from my university sold his startup for 30 million dollars and it's making me suicidal

[Anonymous No.49959447]

This is what we get for trusting a Jew
>muh intrasemitic warfare
>muh based kike

[Anonymous No.49959448]

you guys should spent more rupees on a better script

[Anonymous No.49959471]

>>49959390
lord knows yur mother and me tried
n you was one ugly sumva bitch when you popped out her lil hoo-ha
look like one them thalidomide babies
s'ppose thats why yur such a retard with horseshit taste in entertainment

now'ma days i rekon you'd be fetchin to try a rope 'round yur neck

[Anonymous No.49959475]

>>49959428
To DRS. Very FUD by DTCC and SEC fuckery, restrictions and etc. TD is the best broker in my opinion but even at that it’s still sketchy having the majority of my shares be street name.

[Anonymous No.49959476]

>>49959415
Feb 2023
Valentines day then I'm out
I leave 10 in CSGO
1 in hood
1 in Vanguard
1 in Fud
And I never think about GameStop gme again ever

[Anonymous No.49959482]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.49959502]

>>49959471
No one cares I'm moving on.

[Anonymous No.49959513]

>>49958983
Thankfully I live in based surburbia. Niggers don’t know how to navigate sprawl

[Anonymous No.49959520]

>>49959476
Q2 2026 is the absolute latest i'll hold til i swear bros Ryan please just do it

[Anonymous No.49959523]

>>49959234

[Anonymous No.49959543]

>>49959523
That's extremely antisemitic, Tricia Rothschild has nothing to do with the Rothschild family.

[Anonymous No.49959544]

>>49959400
Fuckin probably. I might keep 20 or so, but yeah. I've got shit I wanna do, notably getting the fuck out of the West. If Cohen doesn't give a shit about his own investments plummetting due to blatant manipulation then he can continue to lose his own fucking money.

[Anonymous No.49959567]

has cohen ever posted about bowling

>7-10 split is when a bowler has knocked every single pin except for two in the back row on opposite corners. Your best bet is to throw the ball hard enough to make one ricochet into the other so that both get knocked down.

[Anonymous No.49959598]

WAGMI before the end of summer, r-right?

[Anonymous No.49959600]

Ken stop wasting my money on those shills

[Anonymous No.49959601]

>>49959520
>I'm prepared to hold for as long as it takes, evening it takes 10 years for moass, because this isn't about money anymore it's about taking on wallstreet corruption!

[Anonymous No.49959627]

>>49959601
>IM DOWN 63% ON MY 47K (((INVESTMENT))) BECAUSE I LIKE THE MEEEEEEEEEMES

[Anonymous No.49959635]

>>49959598
Probably not to be honest.
Still not selling though

[Anonymous No.49959647]

Today does suck, but roasties getting put on suicide watch for not being able to get scraped anymore unless they're in leftist shitholes and getting put in jail when they get back to their home states ON TOP OF leftists getting fucking shitdicked by not being able to restrict carrying a firearm anymore has more than made up for nothing fucking happening. I'm not even mad Ryan is posting about China, China is based, and I regret ever shit-talking them. Divvy split soon, time to get wicked fucking drunk and cackle maniacally while watching riot streams and drinking libtard tears.

AND WE'RE GON' LIVE IT UP FASCIST NATION!

[Anonymous No.49959669]

sometimes i wonder where this gigafaggot baggie went
did he really rope on DOTR?
i hope he sees me posting these as he lurks these threads whimpering away in the shadows like an injured dog

reminder that bagfaggots have never been right about anything
you need to go back
and get the fuck off of my board

[Anonymous No.49959671]

>>49959627
>Holy shit guys I just spent all my paycheck on GME but my average is still $300+ but it's okay because I know you guys are coming back for m!. ApeNoLeaveApeBehind!!

[Anonymous No.49959686]

>>49959669

[Anonymous No.49959694]

>my bags are red I wonder why
>I bought this stock at all
>this CS transfer takes forever
>and I can't sell at all
>and even if I could it would still be red
>but you're tweeting all day long
>and it reminds me, that it just might split
>it just might split

Dear Ryan, you still ain't carved out or split, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fuck shorts
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the shareholder meeting
You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the sweltering hot for you
For four hours and you just said, "No"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Miami, you said if I'd write you you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I grew up just middle class
Making YOLOs and trying to start businesses
I can relate to what you're doing with your investments
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and watch DFV
'Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even YOLO OTM calls to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you buy is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about your company 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Ryan, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me, man
I'll be the biggest holder you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should be together too

[Anonymous No.49959702]

It's July 5th 10:30:00 AM EST
246 years after America founding
Moass begins

[Anonymous No.49959710]

>>49959669
.

[Anonymous No.49959736]

>>49959669
..

[Anonymous No.49959745]

>>49959710
i'm not the only one who's been doing this?

[Anonymous No.49959757]

>>49959669
>>49959745
bagfaggots disappear when their predictions don't come true
because they know im here to remind them

[Anonymous No.49959765]

>>49959686
>>49959669
>>49959627
>Stock photos
>Impact font
>Overly specific description
>Hollow mocking tone
>No actual joke
>Not even funny
>ASTROTURFING
ASTROTURFING
>ASTROTURFING
ASTROTURFING
>ASTROTURFING
ASTROTURFING

These are the cocksucking cokesnorting prostatestimulating npcs that are trying to gaslight us. You are just fucking shameful. No dates, only the slow grind towards victory.

[Anonymous No.49959766]

>>49959757
You are literally admitting to being either a no-life faggot or on the payroll.

[Anonymous No.49959772]

>>49959669
-

[Anonymous No.49959779]

>>49959765
actual, unfiltered baggie cope
one of your fellow baggies posted them

[Anonymous No.49959778]

little tip for you Ken
coordinated shills are less effective
so blatant... seems a bit desperate

[Anonymous No.49959841]

>>49959694
Thanks, ye-Bot.

[Anonymous No.49959852]

>>49959779
>Claiming mass produced shit images in the style of 10 year old "memes" are organic
YOU ARE VISIBLE.
STEVE, DOCK THIS FAGGOTS PAY!
HE'S FUCKING UP YOUR BET AND REVEALING YOUR POSITION!

[Anonymous No.49959854]

>>49959765
>not remembering this sneedposting gigacoper baggie that posted all these retarded fucking images
massive cope bagfaggot
>no dates
no over voted share count
no negative beta
no DTTC rule changes
no quad witching day
no bastille day
no 741
no evergrande collapse
no stock split
no dividend
no wu-tang album
no shareholders’ meeting pump
no DOJ investigation
no RICO investigation
no jpeg marketplace
no DRS owned float
no opex cycle
no post-crypto crash pump
no post-market crash pump
no new ATH
no hedgie ledging
no MOASS

nigger

[Anonymous No.49959857]

[Anonymous No.49959884]

>>49959647
This news is not bullish. Around 16 years after Roe v Wade, crime rates plummeted. Of note, one in five black pregnancies ends in abortion.

[Anonymous No.49959894]

>>49958916
who doesn't like china?

[Anonymous No.49959911]

>>49959694
Didn't even credit me with a (You). I see how it is. Classless.

[Anonymous No.49959923]

>49959854
>bastille day
Forgot about that one

[Anonymous No.49959938]

aw yeah, man

[Anonymous No.49959941]

>>49959854
>Not remembering me calling out how synthetic this style of faggotry was when you first started laying down the astroturf for your inevitable turn to blame actual holders for the false info you and your polesmoking buttboys we're spamming here
VISIBLE.
MR. YASS, GET YOUR SQUAD UNDER CONTROL, THEY'RE MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES OUT HERE!

[Anonymous No.49959963]

>>49959941
i'm sure only another 17 months of baggieposting will surely shut me up bagbro!!

[Anonymous No.49960007]

>>49959963
I'm sure another dozen threads where you make up over 1/8 of all the posts in the thread will totally convince actual holders of your superior intellect and incontrovertiblHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M SORRY STEVE, I COULDN'T EVEN KEEP MY MONOLOGUE STRAIGHT WITHOUT LAUGHING AT THE PITIFUL 24PBTID NUTLICKERS YOU'RE SENDING ME.

[Anonymous No.49960018]

Yea that's it

[Anonymous No.49960054]

Margin calls were never going to cause MOASS? Since when…? Lmfao

[Anonymous No.49960057]

>>49959765
>gaslight

Your sensitive bitchmade sjw ass will never maje it

[Anonymous No.49960068]

>>49959246
how your haircut

[Anonymous No.49960082]

>>49960054
It's new baggie cope. Since they found out the DTCC isn't going to pay them.

[Anonymous No.49960093]

>>49960054
that's the whole fucking point
SS is compromised

[Anonymous No.49960101]

>>49960082
>Margin calls were never going to cause MOASS
What about the 60 gorillion insurance bros…

[Anonymous No.49960102]

>>49960057
>The queer that's trying to employ the same tactics as amburr fucking HEARD is calling other people bitch and sjw
Just go suck your boss daddy's beanbag, buddy. You're more useful under his desk than at your own.
VISIBLE.

[Anonymous No.49960116]

im scared bros

[Anonymous No.49960133]

>>49960054
since it's been a year and a half of them and no MOASS...

[Anonymous No.49960146]

>>49959231
How does it feel to /madeit/?

[Anonymous No.49960151]

Kek Colorado avies

[Anonymous No.49960156]

>>49960116
hmmm

[Anonymous No.49960163]

I will do everything in my power to give kenny's wife a consensual mind blowing orgasm if I see that faggot in brickell

[Anonymous No.49960243]

>>49959884
Bullish if you hate the US, which you all fucking should at this point.

[Anonymous No.49960259]

>>49960054
This line of thought has always seemed dissonant to me. They control the price but they can fail margin calls? We already know that when they go down, their prime brokerages are going with them, so why wouldn't they allow them extensions?

[Anonymous No.49960296]

>>49960243
>he typed, even as his country was being flooded with undesirables
Where do you think they're going to go after the US is picked clean? Canada, Europe, Australia.

[Anonymous No.49960306]

>>49960102
Yeah bro. You're Johnny Depp. You fucking loser. Hahahahaa

[Anonymous No.49960335]

Remember no matter what happens WAGMI
Here's to Summer vibes and good times hang in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK4wrNv6RKY

[Anonymous No.49960343]

gamescop

[Anonymous No.49960357]

>>49959635
wow. well I'm roping. anyone else coming?

[Anonymous No.49960360]

It's over bros....

[Anonymous No.49960413]

Things are getting spicy in DC, NYC, Cedar Rapids, IA and Denver

Is doomtube live?

[Anonymous No.49960429]

>>49960357
>>49960360
Were we the retard schizos all along, bros? While we laughed at AMCoons and AA's antics, all the while getting slow rugged by RC?

[Anonymous No.49960645]

kek baggies moass canceled
check em

[Anonymous No.49960664]

Ryan Cohen sold the moass to china so he could overturn roe vs wade? Wtf

[Anonymous No.49960676]

>>49958299
What the fuck?

Why didn't this shit squeeze yet????? How much longer do I have to wait? I'm tired of working already

[Anonymous No.49960703]

>>49960676
抱歉,MOASS 已取消

[Anonymous No.49960728]

>>49959598
not by the looks of it

[Anonymous No.49960735]

>>49960645
epic fail
kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.49960755]

>>49959598
Lol. Sept Oct was always my target. I might sell after November if market hasn’t crashed yet and no MOASS

[Anonymous No.49960762]

/qresearch/res/16504556.html#16504957
Uhhh qbros?

[Anonymous No.49960770]

Aw shit, here we go again.

[Anonymous No.49960783]

>>49960770
2slow faggot

[Anonymous No.49960845]

>>49960770
anything about an alligator eating ken and im gonna lose it.

[Anonymous No.49960858]

>>49958415
>>49958442
>>49960762
>>49960770
What fucking timeline did we just enter?

[Anonymous No.49960863]

>Not knowing the actual reason for the overturning of Roe v. Wade was to overshadow the release of the report about GME, same way the Lewinsky scandal overshadowed crack cocaine in inner cities being the direct fault of the government
>Not knowing the release of the report is more than enough for the company to remove all shares from DTCC/DTC custody that haven't already been removed

Time to get drunk, load guns, and wait.

[Anonymous No.49960877]

>>49960858
the one that we wagmi in

[Anonymous No.49960894]

>>49958468
Cohen will cash out his trillions after MOASS and fuck off to China with his wife. We're all just going through the motions pretending Gamestop is turning into a tech company until it squeezes.

[Anonymous No.49960914]

I have a feeling the asian girl in the picture with ryan is the sister of larry cheng or whatever his name is. Just a hunch. I think he's tight with the aliexpress people.

[Anonymous No.49960978]

>>49960858
You entered the Cohen attempted to topple the US economy for China timeline.. Cohen has now failed and whines about the US government on Twitter every day instead

[Anonymous No.49960983]

>>49960858
surfs up

[Anonymous No.49961055]

>>49958468
his tweets are vague as fuck, never got any satisfying explanation except maybe the pool boner tweet for the june run up but even for that it's a bit of a stretch to think that he can predict the price action, the mcdonald's frog maybe (MACD is a technical analysis indicator) coinciding with the february 24 run up, but the correlation since then hasn't been that great, just a general downward slide in the stock and redditors associating his poop tweets with that

here's one interpretation, that it references the market crash/recession, he previously posted a south park reference with the train about to hit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vk1e78/comment/idmk8cg/

[Anonymous No.49961100]

>>49961055
the mcdonald's ice cream might reference FTD's since it was a popular meme that the ice cream machine was always broken

[Anonymous No.49961141]

>49960978
Retarded attempt at a forced narrative, eat shit and die sneed wagmi
>>49961055
Tweets don't matter anymore, nothing matters anymore, company now has all the reason it will ever need to fully leave DTC ecosystem and withdraw all remaining shares to their own blockchain powered by loopring and there's exactly jack shit that can be done to stop it. There's literally nothing left to do but get hammered drunk once the guns are loaded and wait. Normie riots soon.

[Anonymous No.49961140]

>>49961055
I'm too fucking lazy to be bothered but has anyone compiled all of his tweets into one large image in an attempt to decrypt them

[Anonymous No.49961178]

>>49961141
>company now has all the reason it will ever need to fully leave DTC ecosystem
DO IT RYAN AND MAKE ME ARRIVE

[Anonymous No.49961182]

Where's the split, Cohen. We want the dividend, shithead!

[Anonymous No.49961195]

>>49960983
kali yuga?

[Anonymous No.49961215]

>>49961141
Company that has literally done NOTHING for 18 months other than get carried completely be shareholders and you expect them to suddenly do EVERYTHING. split, dividend and leave the dtcc. Hahahahahaha

You are so impossibly fucking delusional.

[Anonymous No.49961217]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLCa6Vl7EeQ

[Anonymous No.49961241]

>>49961217
>>49961215
>>49961195
>>49961182
>>49961178
https://youtu.be/_A8GmoGj2kI

[Anonymous No.49961264]

>49961215
You're not even human, eat shit and die. Wagmi very soon. God is good, Christ is King, repent while you still can.

[Anonymous No.49961275]

>>49961195
nah we're gonna gap the timeline.
Buckle Up

[Anonymous No.49961283]

>>49961215
>other than get carried completely be shareholders
I felt that my nigga

[Anonymous No.49961323]

>>49961283
Another n-word. You just postponed moass another 2 weeks, my dude

[Anonymous No.49961341]

I knew today would be bad 6/24/2022 6/2+4=6/2+0+2+2=6
666

[Anonymous No.49961343]

>>49961275
oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.49961418]

>>49961323
FUCK YOU BRIAN GIVE ME MY SQUEEZE ENOUGH BLUES CLUES RAT BASTERD BITCH

[Anonymous No.49961448]

>>49960770
Clownworld timeline, Q is RC.

[Anonymous No.49961485]

>>49961448
I believe it.

[Anonymous No.49961598]

>>49961448
peace has cost you your strength mister griffin

[Anonymous No.49961712]

>>49958684
I'm gonna be completely honest I don't get this one. I fucking hate the chinese

[Anonymous No.49961715]

He posted again lol

[Anonymous No.49961771]

So I just got a call from my boss at 10:30pm because a lefty on Twitter is mad that I called her a baby killing whore. She has 400,000 followers an onlyfans account and is not that great looking. Well one of her followers doxxed me and got my boss’s personal cell number and texted posts of me calling Twitter users faggots, incels, and the like over killing babies. One of them finally had the balls to actually call my boss to discuss my posts.

She calls me and says I’m getting a raise beginning Monday morning and is proud of me for making those losers so mad that they doxxed me lmao

I fucking love small town Texas

[Anonymous No.49961805]

>>49961771
Based.
Hoes mad. Nose mad.

[Anonymous No.49961806]

>>49961771

[Anonymous No.49961808]

>>49961771
Nice fanfic. When you go to work on Monday the whole office will stand and clap for you, and the girl you always look at across from you will finally give you a big kiss on the lips

[Anonymous No.49961827]

>>49961808
Hoes mad
Nose mad
Simps mad

[Anonymous No.49961828]

>>49959475
Would you rather have your wife stay at DeKwan's crib or at your house? In that situation whose wife is she really? I know you trust DeKwan implicitly but even DeKwan won't stop talking about fucking your wife in every hole every night and your wife just giggles and blushes. Your wife is even pregnant after she wouldn't let you fuck for over a year. Are you really sure you want her staying there? Do you really trust your """friend""" or are you just pretending to be blind to what's happening?

[Anonymous No.49961841]

>>49961771
fucking gigabased. How did they dox you though? I don't have any info online for people to get out of me.

[Anonymous No.49961843]

>>49961771
Top 3 on the most pathetic larps ever posted on this board. Seriously just kys and save yourself from the shame for posting this.

[Anonymous No.49961940]

>>49959694
Kek Stannies
>Eat the rich.

[Anonymous No.49961944]

>>49961828
Yeah the issue with getting my wife back from DeKwans is that I have to pay his rent and a 10% penalty. Early ira withdrawal I’d have to pay tax on the entire sum and lose 10% of it. There’s some complicated process in having the ira with Morningstar instead but it’s just as difficult.

[Anonymous No.49961959]

>>49960101
>didn't beat the final boss yet
>thinks he already won the game
kek tardies

[Anonymous No.49961968]

Ryan if you're lurking these threads I'm sorry I called you a useless cunt. I know the chances of me WAGMIng without you are 0, but sometimes it feels like the chances of WAGMIng with you are also 0

[Anonymous No.49961997]

So when shorts go to cover, will XRT squeeze too since Gme is in it?

[Anonymous No.49962006]

Can I get some real sentiment from real holders?
Do we feel like this is over? I'm holding til 0 anyway but what the fuck is happening feeling like my brain has melted.
Just want to have a house and a comfy live with no work is that too much?

[Anonymous No.49962008]

>>49961997
no

[Anonymous No.49962018]

>>49961997
YES

[Anonymous No.49962038]

>>49962008
>>49962018
Thanks faggots that clears it up. I just don’t know what to do with this XRT information really I always see it talked about. SHF short XRT to lower price of Gme (theoretically) and then what? Now that has a high SI too. Is that going to squeeze bc GameStops in it? If not why not I don’t really see why it’s posted all the time and what the % actually even means for us

[Anonymous No.49962049]

who is posting 45 on 9chan?

[Anonymous No.49962053]

>>49962006
ask yourself how far someone with billions of dollars in wealth would go to protect what they have and what the scale of those actions can be.

Now think about your knee jerk reactions to buying/selling/navigating the market. Think maybe they can exploit the fears of a middle class/poorfag in order to turn the tides in their favor? Do me a favor, every time you get an immediate reaction, something like a reflex, remember it or write it down. Begin to disregard these things. You've been programmed and exploited to give in to these thoughts and feelings. Not sure how old you are anon but the decades of sleep and hypnosis are not going to get undone in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.49962055]

>>49958335
no digits

kek does not will it

[Anonymous No.49962064]

>>49962038
you can't squeeze an etf because they can print as many shares as they want to. sure it will go up in price due to the gme squeeze but buying it instead of gme is retarded.

[Anonymous No.49962074]

>>49962064
I wasn’t even really considering buying it or anything the whole reason it would squeeze is because of GameStop anyway. Etfs can print shares?

[Anonymous No.49962075]

>>49962006
I am uncomfy and frustrated because I've pretty much put my life on hold for this. Buying more shares every single week at the cost of real food. I've been living on ramen, eggs, potatoes and bananas almost exclusively for a year and a half and I'm tired of it. I've spent my free time reading up on the DD over on SS just to make sure I'm not completely retarded, it all seems legit but it feels like nobody in power wants to let this happen. The DTCC can just waive margin calls whenever they want, so the only person in our corner is Ryan who has thus far only shitpost on twitter and done very little else (seemingly). If July passes with no word of the NFT marketplace I'll try to forget about it and stop buying shares, but after watching the ticker daily for almost two years I know I'll still be here, waiting

[Anonymous No.49962090]

>>49962049
wtf is 9chan

[Anonymous No.49962098]

>>49961771
You LOVE to see it

[Anonymous No.49962111]

>>49961944
You're already paying DeKwan's rent
kek cuckies.
I believe that the true price of a share of GME is worth millions without any kind of squeeze happening based on less than 10% market share capture of the finance industry. Do you?

[Anonymous No.49962143]

>>49962074
>Etfs can print shares?
Yes/no. There's no obligation to fulfil other than purchasing the underlying securities that make up the ETF. So it can 'squeeze' but only as a result of a short squeeze on one of those securities, not on the ETF itself.

[Anonymous No.49962155]

>>49962090
They make us look like reddit

[Anonymous No.49962166]

>>49962053
Incredibly based. Cheers sir. You are a poet and a scholar. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.49962204]

>>49961997
XRT probably dies from the squeeze. ETFs don't function like stocks, they are funds. Just like how brokers can sometimes find themselves short individual stock by lending to an insolvent counterparty, the ETFs themselves lend the ETF shares (through a very specific mechanism) to shorting parties and are themselves liable if the borrower defaults. ETFs are not government insured.

[Anonymous No.49962237]

Ryan says the high speed rail system is almost 22,000 miles long. But others say it's at least 23,500 miles long. Could Ryan be alluding to something else? Someone should search for the significance of the number 22,000. And maybe there was a double meaning to "I have a crush on China." He didn't say he loves China, he specifically used the word crush.

[Anonymous No.49962317]

>>49962237
Also funny how 2 hours before Ryan posts about rail networks, some one posts a headline on superstonk "Why MOASS is On Track". Just a funny choice of wording, I'm sure.. but what if.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vjzj92/why_moass_is_on_track/

[Anonymous No.49962345]

>>49962237
>>49962317
Were just waiting for the rail to flatten. The roller coaster ride is over.

[Anonymous No.49962390]

amazing how RC did nothing when wallstreet scammed all his shareholders its almost as if he does not care you suck RC and DFV you both did nothing did some gay as youube videsos using cats testified in some hearing literally do nothings

[Anonymous No.49962436]

We’re only a couple of months away from the end of Shmitta. It’s going to be the mother of all Shmitas. They started WWII on Schmitta, WWIII, covid, 9/11. I’m fully prepared for the biggest happening of all happenings to happen

[Anonymous No.49962455]

>>49962436
I don't want to wait until September

[Anonymous No.49962527]

[Anonymous No.49962528]

>>49959702
Damn, we are so close to the fucking quarter millennia mark with this bitch. Is that the turning of the ages I hear?

[Anonymous No.49962562]

I do not trust this man, Ryan Cohen, anymore.

[Anonymous No.49962635]

>>49962562
Did you know he is Jewish and also Canadian?

[Anonymous No.49962707]

>>49962635
He is also Chinese unironically
What fucking timeline am I in and when is the moass ?

[Anonymous No.49962710]

>>49962635
Jews and Canadians love china.

[Anonymous No.49962741]

>>49962317
I could see it. The fed report was big news today, in it was mentioned DTCC waiving 9.7 billion dollars and it cast doubt on MOASS, someone at the SS headquarters followed up with the MOASS on track post and later RC tweeted about trains

https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs

[Anonymous No.49962780]

if you read the DD you know this is fucking inevitable you weak willed faggots

this is why i love the schizos cuz they didnt even read the DD but yet they hold strong

[Anonymous No.49962800]

>>49962780
I never read the DD

I just hold because I trust my gut

[Anonymous No.49962810]

>>49962780
DD?

[Anonymous No.49962854]

>>49962810
Sorry. I never met him.

[Anonymous No.49962865]

I guess RC is acquiring Loopring

China could be a metafor for LRC

and Crush speaks for itself

>compress or squeeze forcefully so as to break

[Anonymous No.49962877]

>>49960863
they called me a schizo yesterday for saying that

[Anonymous No.49962891]

>>49962800
>to fight the abyss, one must know it

[Anonymous No.49962948]

>>49962053
You're right and I think it's possibly the hardest thing to remind yourself to calm down and simply wait. As someone else said bureaucracy is unbelievably slow and that's when things are in "working order."
I guess I'm just stressed out by feeling other holders are giving up.
>>49962075
I've also put my life on hold for his many times. Quit my job thinking this would take off. Truly have had a really rough 2 years but this year has been a little better in the middle so far (beginning was worst I've ever had). I feel like I can't just be at ease waiting for this while the collapse is in hyper speed before my eyes.
But as you know, we can't put our lives in hold for it. Start walking, exercising, reading whatever helps you get through your days anon. And yes please eat some real fuckjjb food holy shit. I haven't bought any shares since June 21 but I've been perpetually unemployed/poor until very recently so.
I think most are frustrated.

[Anonymous No.49962992]

>>49962090
>>49962155
Looks like a horrible cluster fuck that is eight chan /leftcels/ really?
Cringest Christ

[Anonymous No.49963056]

>>49960863
okay but why China and train tweets?

[Eemji No.49963064]

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49958299
checked

[Anonymous No.49963077]

>>49960863
So if they were to remove them, we'd hear about it in 30 days correct?

[Anonymous No.49963081]

Anons life seems bleak but WAGMI

Sometimes it's hard to hold and continue to buy buy then I remember things like

95% of trades go to dark pools and don't have any impact on the price (SOURCE: SEC)

Market makers provide unlimited liquidity (unlimited fake shares???)

Shorts never closed and their time is limited to us locking the float.

Feel free to get off the train but I'd never forgive myself if this pumps even just 100x sometime in the next 2 years. Feel like there's nothing else I'd want to invest in anyway and just having a little extra $$$ now it's pointless and hardly takes off and pressure. For me anyway maybe selling would make your life a lot better now

[Anonymous No.49963090]

>Henlo fellow holders. I am so demoralized and fatigued, just like many of you. How many shares do y'all have? And how much longer before you finally decide to sell? I am absolutely not a glowie, so feel free to tell the truth.

[Anonymous No.49963100]

>>49963090
i kekd

[Anonymous No.49963104]

>>49963090
It's insane to think there are no demoralized or fatigued shareholders out there just wanting to vent

[Anonymous No.49963124]

>>49963104
everyone is fatigued but no one will sell. People are choosing death over selling kek.

[Anonymous No.49963153]

>>49962527
Nice growth, hopefully it keep doing that

[Anonymous No.49963181]

>>49963104
its one thing to be tired, another to fucking spread your filthy fucking fear faggotry to everyone else

[Anonymous No.49963224]

>>49958684

I see chopstix

[Anonymous No.49963271]

if moass doesnt happen what will happen?

[Anonymous No.49963285]

>>49963090
Hello ser, I have the one GME share on RobinHood and am so upset with benchod Cohen that I am selling first thing tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49963309]

[Anonymous No.49963342]

Hello sers I am xxxxx bag hodler but I am very mad the squeeze no sqoze I need a million dollar a share on Monday or I sell

Ryan make me big mad

Holders make me big mad

[Anonymous No.49963371]

>>49959765
>TFW you call out a shill
>TFW they delete their posts because they know they're VISIBLE.
>TFW Steve Yass is so cheap he can't even hire half-decent operators to psyop an Albanian Well-digger Internet Cafe
>TFW YWNBARSP
I love you half-rate fucks. You're so stilted and weak that I can't help but see you doing your masters bidding.

[Anonymous No.49963391]

Local man punches shadows for $1,000,000, Alex.

[Anonymous No.49963416]

>>49963371
>"RAHJESH, I THINK HES ON TO US"

[Anonymous No.49963417]

WTF

Ryan cohen taking your billions that bailed out his dying company and fleeing to China?????

[Anonymous No.49963452]

I'm off for the night

See you shills next time

[Anonymous No.49963508]

genuinely asking, are abortions now banned all over the US?

[Anonymous No.49963533]

>>49963508
It's become a states rights issue in which different states can decide for themselves whether they want them to be legal or not. In some states elective abortions are now illegal as a result of this ruling, but in almost all of them they're still available in instances of rape/incest/if the pregnancy threatens the life of the mother (ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, things like that).

[Anonymous No.49963543]

>>49963056
Current RRP divided by number of shares issued by the company comes out to just about 30k

[Anonymous No.49963553]

>>49963533
wow people are exaggerating the fuck out of it. glowies are to blame I believe.

[Anonymous No.49963601]

>>49963553
not this time, americans are just murderous whoremongers

[Anonymous No.49963600]

>>49963553
He's going after gay marriage next the absolute madlad

[Anonymous No.49963608]

>>49963508
It's just not a constitutional right, so becomes a state's constitutional matter not a federal one.

[Anonymous No.49963704]

Get a fucking job...why can't you fucks be like the hard working people of china?

[Anonymous No.49963759]

>>49963090
The answer to your questions is obvious: "Expect us."
>>49963124
They're fatigued but not because of holding GameStop. Selling their shares will do nothing for their fatigue and they know it. They refuse to sell their ticket out of their constant fatigue. This particular line of reasoning just shows that shills really have gone full retard.

[Anonymous No.49963826]

MOASS scheduled for sometime feb-may next year

Their only play is fud and fatigue posting to hopefully delay it

They're too greedy for it but they should just try to reach an agreement with holders before the music stops

It wouldn't be the insane money I want and the end of their evil empire but I'd settle for like $100k/synthetic

[Anonymous No.49963837]

>>49963699
>>49963699
>>49963699
Threaded.

>>49958332
>>49958385
>>49958392
>>49958695
>>49958814
>>49958938 >>49958967
>>49959092
>>49963064
WAGMI.

>>49960335
Very nice. Thanks, fren. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.49963848]

>>49963826
FUD

[Anonymous No.49963851]

>>49963759
>This particular line of reasoning just shows that shills really have gone full retard.
kek they are out of options