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49957785 No.49957785 [Reply] [Original]

>A fucking phone

This is how you know your blockchain is a joke and has no future

>> No.49957798

>>49957785

wow lol.

>> No.49957946

>>49957798
Imagine having your phone crypto hacked this easy

>> No.49957960

this is up there with verge putting a radio on their wallet kek

>> No.49957991

>>49957785
fuck this is bad.. theyre going to use the solana blockchain for cbdcs. youll have to use your solana phone to scan your retina every few hours to verify your location tracker recording is valid in order to receive UBI

>> No.49958004

>>49957785
Cheap android garbage

>> No.49958034

>>49957785
Can I mine Pi on it?

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49958306

>>49957785
Yo dawg, we herd you like botnets, so we but a botnet in yo botnet.

>> No.49958311

>>49957785
always do the opposite of /biz

>> No.49958334

I hope you guys recognize that mobile crypto is the future. Do you think zoomers stay on computers all day, or do they use phones? Remember this post in 2024. (note: I have no idea if solana phone will make it, but I clearly recognize the important of mobile crypto)

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49958348

>>49957785
So this is like that whole Freedomphone scam that was basically a shitty Chinese Android phone with an app store sideloaded onto it?

>> No.49958353

>>49958334
I do everything on my iphone but I'd never trust a Solana phone. It'd probably go down once a week.

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49958384

>>49957785
this is how you know your fucking "decentralized blockchain" is literally a security in a company
webm related is coming for them guys
they will all lose the ability to print equity as they see please to fund their enterprise
they will all have to file documents to become companies and will have to retroactively pay fines for what they've done
short solana

>> No.49958404

>>49957785
BULLISH

>> No.49958553

>>49958348
>https://decrypt.co/103707/why-solana-mobile-smartphone
>Solana Labs yesterday revealed the Solana Mobile Stack (SMS) software kit, which provides tools for developing native Android mobile apps, walls, and games, and also includes a decentralized app store
So yes