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[Anonymous No.49956384]

I am 23 and never had a gf. Talking with a girl for the first time in my life and she asked me when I had my last relationship

Should I just tell the truth, she already knows that I am inexperienced because I was to timid and didn’t escalate enough for a sex haver

[Anonymous No.49956411]

>>49956384
>and she asked me when I had my last relationship
Oh it's been a few years but they were more like flings nothing too serious then move on

[Anonymous No.49956434]

Tell her about natty Scoob instead. Scooby built his own plane!

[Anonymous No.49956456]

>>49956384
tell her the truth, women love incels

[Anonymous No.49956491]

>>49956434
wrong board?

[Anonymous No.49956497]

>>49956411
This is pretty good, if she presses further just say the truth plainly

[Anonymous No.49956501]

>>49956411
>oh it’s been a few years
How many?
>I c-can’t remember
You can’t remember your last relationship?
>uh I y-you see… s-stay poor…

[Anonymous No.49956504]

>>49956411
>also they were with men

[Anonymous No.49956521]

>>49956501
You're really bad at socializing if you can't even maneuver a convo like that

[Anonymous No.49956530]

>>49956384
you can profit from this.
heavily invest in every relationship advice ad you see

[Anonymous No.49956545]

>>49956384
If she is into you, she into you. If not it not going any were, no matter what you say!

[Anonymous No.49956555]

>>49956521
My friend, just tell the truth.

[Anonymous No.49956565]

>>49956555
Most of the time yes, but not with women in this situation

[Anonymous No.49956571]

>>49956545
this but having no experience is a deal breaker for a lot of chicks

[Anonymous No.49956839]

27 here same.
How can I fake having experience??
I mean i can confidently bluff i just dk what to do when she figures out ive never seen a pussy irl nor know how to kiss.

[Anonymous No.49956853]

Bruh just say your girlfriend died to the covihoax and then get all grim dark and say it was a painful time of your life.
But you've had to put that pain and sorrow to rest.
(So really say like 2 years)
But now you are ready to try live again.
The bitch will literally start squirter he vagoo all over your shoes

[Anonymous No.49956866]

>>49956555
>just do this thing that instantly indicates your status as undesirable to a social creature that only understands peer popularity
Lul

[Anonymous No.49956888]

it's over

[Anonymous No.49956971]

>>49956888
Checked

[Anonymous No.49957010]

>>49956411
>boils my life story down to a couple sentences

Based

[Anonymous No.49957134]

>>49956384
>>49956839
just say you've had a few short relationships but nothing serious or long term. it's not lying, like you've probably had relationships (not romantic tho but leave that part out)
the girl will most likely not ask much more about it.
don't make a point out of it, just say it simple as. and if you never kissed before just be gentle and don't try to use the toung much. worst you can do is to try to kiss hard wet and stick your tongue and teetha in her face. just be gentle and you'll get it more and more.
and if sex, if you bust fast say you just was over exited and laugh of it, don't simp over it. have humor about it. or get blue balls the day before or take viagra,youll last long enough. just be slow and gentle, then you will take it steps further.
If she likes you you'll get more chances. unless you cry because you came so fast. just see the humor in it and make her feel comfortable >>49956839

[Anonymous No.49957197]

>>49957134
How short is a "fast bust" anyway?

[Anonymous No.49957258]

>>49957197
less than five min from first penetration.
like if you notice you'll bust soon just stop a bit and kiss her, move slower, change position, drink water or learn how to hold it. it's a technique for that.
I can bust really fast, but I can last for an hour if I just use some tricks here and there

[Anonymous No.49957267]

>>49956384

Do not tell a women you never had a gf or you are a virgin. It will just make her think you are of low social value. It is better to leave it a mystery or outright lie.

[Anonymous No.49957300]

>>49956384
How do I profit?

[Anonymous No.49957316]

>>49957267
yep. and if you absolutely need to tell her, do it if you've been together for six months or something, or just let it pass. no one has the right to know if you had sex or not. she will not share all details of her past either. no one does

[Anonymous No.49957336]

>>49956384
just lie and said you had a highschool sweetheart but it never went anywhere because your parents were strict and lie about a couple one night stands

>tfw lost virginity at 23

>>49956434
no cap?

[Anonymous No.49957359]

>>49957316
>no one has the right to know if you had sex or not.
Post nose

[Anonymous No.49957400]

i literally went through 5 years of escorts to get sex practice (virgin before), now I am so good at sex and women want me more than ever since I am not creepy/desperate anymore like 99% of single dudes. i can bail out of any relationship and go back to a life of escorts and weed, so it bleeds into my confidence. before this whole ordeal, i was simping to 5/10s on tinder and shit.

take the escort pill.

[Anonymous No.49957403]

>>49957258
Will it be harder to last if your dick is thick? Or doesnt matter?

[Anonymous No.49957420]

and it all worked out in the end for me since I can date women 5-7 years younger now (i'm 31) who are dirt broke. I look like a god to them with my BMW and $120k a year job. previously, I was 25 trying to attract 22-25 year olds while having no sex experience and no money. god that was pitiful.

[Anonymous No.49957422]

>>49956384
you need to practise with real escort

[Anonymous No.49957425]

>>49957400
where do i find them

[Anonymous No.49957438]

>>49956384
Just be honest, either she will find out or you will get lucky she gets turned on by having a virgin. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.49957478]

>>49957403
don't think it has anything with size to do, more about sensitivity and excitement. I'm def on the over sensetice side, so I've had to learn tricks to last. like even just learning to focus on other parts of your body while the dick is active works. or think of other stuff instead of overstimulation of the brain with the thought of "seex seeex pussy ass tits I'm cooomn seex"

[Anonymous No.49957494]

>>49957478
Kek. I'm actually kinda worried I wont be able to nut in a pussy due to a decade of death grip.

[Anonymous No.49957499]

>>49957258
why not just come and then go again? youll be less sensitive so youll naturally last longer

wait dont tell me you just cum once and thats the end of the whole thing?

[Anonymous No.49957545]

>>49956888
To be fair it never started.

[Anonymous No.49957553]

>>49956384
Whatever you do, don't tell him you asked for advice on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.49957557]

>>49957499
yeah that's good too. did it before when younger, but later years I've been able to last long enough so both gets satisfied. I also like to go down on the girl first. if you know how to do it, it really pays of when you move on to penetration or she wanna reward you back. it also gives me time to reconnect to my brain before the dick fully activates again.

>>49957494
feeling stupid since I don't know what death grip is

[Anonymous No.49957566]

>>49957425

Twitter. Look for "relationship coaches" and "healers". You can also search #dateSF or whatever city you're in. If they cover their face in their pictures they escort. If they have a proton mail that's also a sign. But NEVER make implications that you're soliciting, never, ever, ever, not even slightly. Call them or email them and ask for a rendezvous. They will screen you so you're not a cop. When they come to your house leave the money in an envelope on a table where it's obviously visible but never imply there's a transaction going on. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.49957579]

>>49956491
no, this is rightful /fit/ clay
if you dont browse there kys

[Anonymous No.49957598]

This thread is full of insecure incels. Geezus fuck who gives a shit what roasties think. You all fail there shit tests by caring

[Anonymous No.49957643]

>>49957598
whatever dude, when I've done my tricks it made the girls want more of me. I also enjoy it more since I feel fulfilled when being able to please a girl and also stimulating my self for more than five min

[Anonymous No.49957645]

>>49957566
Sounds complicated. How do you know the price then? Can I go to their place? I have a waifu

[Anonymous No.49957707]

>>49957643
eating out pussy is gay unless you do it in 69

tricking your brain to last longer is gay. if you want to bust, then bust, and go another round.

too many gay niggas these days.

[Anonymous No.49957711]

A roastie at work wants me so bad she even "jokes" around wanting to meet my mother heeheee

Egg carton drying up you can smell the desperation.
Not gonna give in even if she wants to support my studies financially. Gonna work my ass off to fuck some proper sluts.

[Anonymous No.49957722]

>>49957557
I assume he means he's coomed too much

[Anonymous No.49957744]

>>49957643
Women want men that don’t fall for them so easily, by not caring and not being a desperate thirsty beta you make them very wet. You treat them like lesser beings as they are and they’ll do anything they can to pleas you, this is the way. Don’t ever let a women make you feel a certain way or compromise for one. Just be a man, your life and what you want is most important, the woman is just their as a companion to do the things you want her to do and if she doesn’t then you get rid of her

[Anonymous No.49957756]

>>49957598
>Geezus fuck

[Anonymous No.49957766]

>>49957707
>making women craving more of your sex is gay
>enjoying pussy so much that you want it in your mouth is gay

[Anonymous No.49957767]

>>49956384
I ironically bumped into a small petite asian at work which I have never seen before in the office. As I was about to leave the office supplies room there she was at the door we exchanged looks and she saw how much I dwarfed her then she smiled with a slight giggle. I bet she was imagining how much I'd dominate her in bed but it's too bad work comes first never made small talk. It's over for me bro

[Anonymous No.49957788]

Just admit it. Being timid is a choice you make over and over again until one day you choose differently. Every time you're faced with uncertainty and you take the safe option, in this case lying, you reinforce it. You probably weren't born timid; you got that way through making the wrong choice too many times.

[Anonymous No.49957804]

>>49957766
at least do it in 69 man. dont get on all fours like a faggot. cmon man.

[Anonymous No.49957820]

>>49957744
we were talking about once you got them in bed, that's were you show them the animal and the lover. did never mention how pre-sex seduction should be, that's another game. simping and craving as a desperate being is not the way to get the sex, fully agree on that. but acting like a douchbag just because the red pill community says so and living as something you're not is not good for your own development either.

[Anonymous No.49957844]

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.49957855]

>>49956384
Tell her you’ve always wanted to try anal

[Anonymous No.49957894]

>>49957844
lmao you have posted that so many times

[Anonymous No.49957923]

>>49957804
69 sometimes and just lick other times, don't have to be on all four to do that unless you don't know how to do it. if you've never made a girl have a orgasm trough oral the you don't know what rewards youll get either. if you show her the orgasm moon she crave you even harder. don't have to do it everytime but she will know what you're capable of, and most guys don't do that well. switching between being tender and animalistic drags the girl trough all stages of her sexual desires.

[Anonymous No.49957935]

>>49956384
Yes, unless shes just looking for dick and free shit.

[Anonymous No.49958040]

>>49957923
>>49957804
I bet neither of you got laid.
>Notch count at 50, never licked a cunt.

[Anonymous No.49958128]

>>49958040
i dont really lick pussies either. im with you my man.

[Anonymous No.49958152]

>>49956384
Be honest.

[Anonymous No.49958185]

>>49956384
Don't lie. Liars make pussy dry up

[Anonymous No.49958534]

>>49958185
>being honest around women

[Anonymous No.49958572]

>>49956384
>1 post by this ID
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