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49952688 No.49952688 [Reply] [Original]

I want a job where I LITERALLY do NOTHING. What are some good jobs?

>> No.49952777

Security working night shifts

>> No.49952814

>>49952688
us president

>> No.49952832

the problem with do-nothing jobs is youre still being watched the entire time. you cant watch porn or sit around without pants, or get high, or even browse /pol/. youre getting paid to be bored, which is worse than getting paid to work

>> No.49952858

software developer but it takes a few years of mastering first
but at this point I am permanent WFH, I put in literally 1hour a week and just game all day

>> No.49952936

>>49952832
Is it though

>> No.49953201

>>49952832
nobody is being paid to watch you and if you do nothing then your boss employs too many people to keep tabs on everyone
>>49952777
trips confirm
security guards are taught not to even get involved in problems
your job is it sit there and call the police if something happens

>> No.49953216

>>49952688
autismbux

>> No.49953217

>>49952688
hotel night auditor aint bad

>> No.49953285

>>49952688
I work in hotel(very small 4 apartments but good ones) as a night shift manager
I go to the work at 6 PM and leave at 9AM next morning (every third day) but I have my own room kitchen toilet and balcony, I’m all alone I can watch porn and do anything I want most of the time I have nothing to doo and my average sleep time is at 1 AM :D

>> No.49953307

>>49952777
based

>> No.49953323

>>49953285
Sounds based, but also like it's not much money.

>> No.49953333

>>49952688
"consultant"

>> No.49953356

>>49952688
Work for the government

>> No.49953358

>>49953323
Yea not too much money, but you can trade, fiver or anything you want it’s like staying at home

>> No.49953371

>>49952688
Night shift security guard. Has to be night shift or you won't like it

>> No.49953394
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49953394

>>49952814
now look Jack

>> No.49953396

anyone got some creepy night shift security guard stories?

>> No.49953408

>>49953356
kek I got a shitty low paid gov job and have barely done shit for my first couple months.

>> No.49953427

Learn coding
If youre good enough you might get grants from many crypto (and non crypto) projects

HBAR foundation is giving pretty decent grants for competent developers who have something of value to add to the Hedera ecosystem

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49953428

>>49953285
Also I want to add I have been working for a year already and havent missed a shift where I havent coomed

>> No.49953443

>>49952832
At least you don't get pushed around and have a old boomer screaming in your ear about the little crumb of dust in the corner of your office

>> No.49953452

>>49952832
I literally smoke so much weed and do nothing at my job except walk around with a clipboard
$45/hr operations manager

>> No.49953480

>>49953452
>>49953428
kings. imagine being a striver retard working like a dog lmao

>> No.49953497

>>49953396
yeah I have one

>be security guard for a hotel
>a gorgeous woman walks up rolling her bag
>I nod at her, she looks away
>follow her to her room
>my keys were jingling so I had to tip the extra stealth mode
>knock on her door
>who is it?
>eh security ma'am I need to get in
>at this hour?
>yes ma'am you need to let me in right now
>rape her
>toss her a five dollar bill
>she cries
>I go back to my post

>> No.49953523

>>49952688
living statue street performer

>> No.49953558

>>49952832
it depends. Where I'm at, I am literally on my phone 24/7. I've known some that literally just sleep in their car the whole shift. In SOME places (usually 1st and 2nd shift), I can't do that.

>> No.49953592

>>49952777
fpbp, better if on a stable site rather than driving around

>> No.49953613

>>49953497
im going to go ahead and say this is real

>> No.49953634

>>49952858
this, or product design - the key is spending the 3-4 years grinding to make it to such a level