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49951508 No.49951508 [Reply] [Original]

Someone is going to steal all of Michael Saylor's Bitcoins and send them into the Etherum blockchain (to hide them) while shorting Bitcoin, this will make Saylor's Bitcoins shorter so they can get squeezed into an Ethereum block; once inside the Ethereum block they will expand and be stuck there -- Saylor is going to want to get them back, so he will short Bitcoin himself to make his stuck Bitcoins shorter and try to undstuck them, but he will forget to take into account Ethereum itself getting smaller due to the price of Bitcoin dumping so even though he makes the Bitcoins shorter, Ethereum itself is getting shorter too so he will fail to unstuck his Bitcoins from the Ethereum block, and this is going to cause Bitcoin to dump massively in price, below $1k and Ethereum is going below $10, and every other alt is going to bleed to below $1, and while this is happening a giga massive flight of the entire market into Tether is going to be happening and it's going to cause Tether to implode, in turn fucking shit up even more. So in other words it's going to get pretty bad guys. Stay safe.

>> No.49951669
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49951669

>>49951508
Bro im a bobo but please take your meds

>> No.49951683

Okay

>> No.49951728
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49951728

>>49951508
I kneel... I hadn't counted on this stuckening...

>> No.49951815

Nobody stealing shit. nice larp

>> No.49951871

>>49951508
Exactly

>> No.49951923

>>49951508
Not gonna happen. Saylor will shrink himself down and enter Ethereum personally to retrieve his bitcoins.

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49951952

>>49951508
i-is op right about this?!?

>> No.49952120

>>49951508
i can see this happening in peak clown world. Rolling for happening.

>> No.49952147

>>49951815
>t. saylor

>> No.49952154

bullshit thread
source: my digits nigger

>> No.49952214

>>49952154
how is it bullshit? you're just mad and coping because you boughted at 69k and have been hoddeling and now you'll hoddel to under $1k btc

>> No.49952228

Saylor posted "1 BTC = 1 BTC" on Twitter. He's probably lurking this thread.

>> No.49952334

>>49951508
Guys is this true? Think about it, if they steal the Bitcoin using lightning network it might just be thin & fluid enough to squeeze into an ethereum block. And then with the RGB layer 3 that kills monero with the new hidden wallet feature, it could be hours or even days before saylor even realizes he’s been robbed… thanks OP, I’m gonna sell now. Crypto is just too risky these days.

>> No.49952408

>>49951508
black swan reveal is not a black swan

>> No.49952479

>>49951508
Haha...what a dream you dreamt of....this will never happen...how are they just going to steal Sailor Moon's BTC.

>> No.49952492

>>49951508
>funny internet money
irrelevant, let people discus actual investments

>> No.49952550

>>49951923
This. He'll ask Elon Musk for tech

>> No.49954259

>>49952408
It's a black swan when it happens, to everyone who didn't know about it.