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/smg/ - Stock Market General: slurp edition >Brokers https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq https://brokerchooser.com/ >Stock market dictonary: https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ >Risk management: https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp >Live Streams: http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain https://www.thebalance.com/ >Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/ https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com https://optionstrat.com/ https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Free charts: https://www.tradingview.com https://www.finscreener.com/ https://www.koyfin.com/ https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/ >Screeners: https://finviz.com/ https://www.tradingview.com/screener https://etfdb.com/ >Pre-Market Data and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures https://finance.yahoo.com/ >Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started >Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator: https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/ >Calendars https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/ https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html >Misc: https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor https://market24hclock.com/ https://tradingeconomics.com Previous: >>49936772

>> No.49945909

>>49945892
Oh no no no no

>> No.49945912 [DELETED] 

all fat people should be killed

>> No.49945913
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>>49945892
Soxl chads rise up

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>>49945892
lol
lmao even

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You better sell all your puts bear cucks before we get the MEGA SUPER DUPER PUMP!
LAST WARNING!

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>>49945892
good format anon. Is this the power of phone fags?

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>>49945913
My folio is ready. over

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One last chance to make some money before the weekend.

>> No.49945964

>>49945912
bazed!

>> No.49945966

people being cute and talking about their plays openly like no one is watching them need the rug pulled out from under them

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>> No.49945976

First for SPX going to 150 today.

>> No.49945977

>>49945912
A nice belly used to signify nobility

>> No.49945982

Rocker needs to go on a diet, damn

>> No.49945994

>>49945977
as did having rotten teeth since it meant you had exposure to the luxury of sugar

but now we know it's just a sign of being a slob

>> No.49946008

>>49945966

Oh shit, that's why $300 billion marketcap companies have been dumping for weeks, someone saw me post about them on /essemgee/

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sentiment number coming out at 10am, key fed indicator, might dump

>> No.49946032

>>49945892
quality gunt

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>>49945912

>> No.49946056

>>49945966
there is so much money to be made rugpulling the 100 or so anons that are in these threads fr fr

>> No.49946060

>>49945966

I'm short on the NasdACK oh no please don't pump the market, I will lose everything oh nooo

>> No.49946069

>>49946056
>>49946060
>>49946008
you faggots in the last thread need to be shot

>> No.49946071

>>49945977
sure used to. nothing noble about hitting triple quarter pounders twice a day. should be rounded up like the cattle they are and turned into glue, save some taxpayer dollars

>> No.49946081

>>49945966
the real reason SOXL is down 80%.

>> No.49946094

>>49946071

They should be used as a source of biofuel. After all they're like 90% blubber.

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>>49946094
You haven't even imagined the smell

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>>49945912

>> No.49946117

>>49945912
correct. they are bad for the environment. I will not take a politician seriously about (((climate change))) until they pass a bill to kill your local lard ass.

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/smg/ more like /baka/

>> No.49946128

>>49946117
>I will not take a politician seriously about (((climate change))) until they pass a bill to kill your local lard ass
and i won't take any of them seriously until they actually make it evident that the real problem isn't the west, but chinksect commies and pajeets endlessly polluting

>> No.49946130

>>49945964
baZed

>> No.49946144

>>49946122
Lmao I forgot s-m-h was word filtered

>> No.49946151

>>49945892
The one gunt to rule them all.

>> No.49946181

>>49946008
Kek

>> No.49946208

>Bro no one is watching please share with me your play. I murdered on that usac 20p capl 22.5p play you shilled a couple months ago. I've been waiting for you lol

eheheh


>hush now
>none of these guys listen and anybody who is listening is only looking to fuck us

hehehe

>USAC coming through baby!!!! Got another 400 calls for .16 average. I've never been horny over money before but I got a half chub

hehehe

>> No.49946209

Is being fat based? I have been scrawny my whole life

>> No.49946221

>>49945892
Meanwhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

>> No.49946228

>>49946209
no, being fat is just disgusting

>> No.49946238

>>49946209
Supposedly if you are fat when you are still in puberty, you will grow fucktall unless you get handicapped by genes

>> No.49946241

>>49946209
being fat sucks. you feel like shit all the time and it takes more energy to do basic tasks

>> No.49946249

>>49946221
Shoo shoo jew enabler

>> No.49946252

>>49946209
>Is being fat based?
the exact opposite

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Are we going to dump today?

>> No.49946277

>>49946209
/fit/ >>> scrawny >>>>>> fat

>> No.49946286

>>49946256
not in the morning

>> No.49946311

>>49946256
if only you knew how big they really are

>> No.49946326

>>49946208
LE
FUCKING
SIGH
HUSH NOW

>> No.49946348

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8
>BHAT above yesterday's high, 30% premarket

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you all will crab in hell for the next month

:)

sorry

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>>49946256

>> No.49946399

>he isn't buying the bottom

It's a short melt up from here back to ATH to end the year flat. Have fun staying poor bears. Inflation is coming under control. Interest rates forecasted to start dropping again in 2024. Covid flu is irrelevant again. Russia about to win and end conflict. There is nothing to be bearish about anymore.

>> No.49946412

>>49946399
I am going to watch and learn.

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>>49946399

>> No.49946424
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49946424

I have a net worth of $45

>> No.49946434

AMD $90 today check em

>> No.49946436

>>49946399
people have said that since spy 415

>> No.49946460

I just realized the 2009 lows on the S&P were even lower than that of the dot com bubble. Any chance we might see SPY in the double digits?

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did anyone try to program a /smg/ trading bot that trades based on sentiment analysis of this shithole? i'd love to know what the result would be. would the bot be long on gaysex?

>> No.49946487

>>49946460
Unlikely unless MP is a genuine issue and we'll see global lockdowns again. I don't think the economy would survive a rerun of Covid back to back.

>> No.49946490

Is it a retarded idea to take out a personal loan from my bank to invest in stocks? Got a lot of income right now but I'd rather have a lump sum instead.

>> No.49946492

>>49946399
lmao dumb nigger. inflation hasn't gone down AT ALL, yet

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>>49946478
You don't need a bot to tell you GAY SEX is the future.

>> No.49946500

It's your boy The Quasar here, fresh off his 3 day ban because of actions taken on Juneteenth. You guys ready to make some money?

>> No.49946504

>>49946478
Are there actually people who aren’t long on gaysex?

>> No.49946506

/smg/ used to be the only quality general on /biz/. Now it’s just gaysex shills.

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>>49946500
>The Quasar

>> No.49946516

>>49946399
>Inflation is coming under control.
Damn- these people are real?

>> No.49946526

>>49946506
the more i come here, the more i think about having gay sex with baggie and rocker and bunnycunny

>> No.49946527

Yea this general was so much better when it was nothing but tech tranny SUXL shills.

>> No.49946534

fomoing into 10 6/27 $385 spy calls at open and flipping them before close

>> No.49946546
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>>49945892
Why aren't we dumping?
Fed admitted that we are going into a recession, yet retards are buying the dip
Also why was the pic in op deleted?

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49946548

Oil sure is climbing a lot during premarket

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market will bottom way before things get better. listen to doomers at your own peril

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>>49946527

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>>49946527
Why yes, I am all in socks hole, how could you tell?
>>49946546
priced in mr bear, priced in

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>>49946546
It was known, now confirmed. Simple as. Watch the market come back and the rest of the economy suck shit. Tale as old as time.

>> No.49946564

>>49946534
Well crap I guess we have you to thank if it dumps then

>> No.49946572

>>49945917
I would even say Roflcopter :^)

>> No.49946579

>>49946534
thank you for the valiant effort to save my puts but it's too late now

>> No.49946584

loaded up on 3x inverse leveraged ETF's yesterday

neon green day confirmed

>> No.49946595

>>49946572
SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH

>> No.49946596

I bought fear last week and I got rewarded with a nice dinner.

>> No.49946598

Is today a half day?

>> No.49946605

VroomGODS... What went wrong?

>> No.49946607

I’ve lost 300 dollars on options

>> No.49946624
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>>49946607
I've lost untold thousands

>> No.49946626

>>49946607
Did you learn any valuable lessons?

>> No.49946646

>>49946607
A fine start my good man! Thats what we’re all about

>> No.49946680

fidelity finally has a vwap indicator for the active trader pro platform

about god damn time

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>>49946598
Au contraire! Today is tied for the fourth longest day of the year.

>> No.49946706

>>49946607
I shorted buttcoin and got liq'd for $400.

>> No.49946718

>>49946550
10/10

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>>49946399
>1 post by this id (pbtid)
Who is paying you guys to come on here to shill?

>see someone say something slightly bearish in a near 300 post thread
>someone such as yourself comes out of no where to post a single comment denouncing said bearishness
Really feels like someone is paying you to do that and I know for a fact companies have paid people to shill. I'm seeing you creeps pop up a lot lately. You trying to use us as exit liquidity or somerhing?

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>>49946399
>Inflation is coming under control.

>> No.49946737

>>49946683
there was a planetary alignment we will not see for another 20 years... just saying

>> No.49946741

it's over bobros stocks will never go down from this point on

>> No.49946745

>>49945892
You are the worst baker I've seen.

>> No.49946746

>>49946719
Based Nooticer

>> No.49946748

What are you Mongoloid untermench buying?

>> No.49946753

SIGA sissies I’m not feeling so good

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>>49946399

>> No.49946756

>>49946745
or the most original- I am proud to shit post in the shittiest bread ever.

>> No.49946761
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Recession cancelled.

>> No.49946766

>>49946756
It's historic, in a way.

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49946771

Are we seriously going to pretend everything is fine and just keep going up only to do another -20-40% in a month?
Surely there must be a fucking supply of suckers that actually fall for this shit that is limited?

>> No.49946778

>>49946748
Soxl mostly

>> No.49946779

>>49946748
With any luck I'm buying back my debt to the brokerage.

>> No.49946785

>>49946761
Please god let it be true

>> No.49946797

>>49946719
>let me try something

I JUST BOUGHT THE DIP! TO THE MOON!

>will it work?

>> No.49946799

>>49946748
Some tequila later.

>> No.49946800

>>49946761
Thank you Biden

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My AAPL leaps‘s and TSLA bull spreads are gonna print. I’ve never actually made money before, how do I keep it from going to my head?

>>49946607
Is that it?

>> No.49946810

>>49946785
Look into your heart, do you really believe them?

>> No.49946813

>>49946771
algo's will just keep pumping until you buy, and then bog you.

>> No.49946815

>>49946761
Based JPMorgan giving me helpful advice for free.

>> No.49946818

>>49946527
That was apparently a when it was basically over. Shouldve realized it when the plays started to run dry and many things didnt yield a great return the way they did prior to that. Now its just shorter and shorter circlejerking over some new random stock until it obviously fails. And the often frequent SOXL poster who somehow fail to reveal thry were likely those who mocked people who swung SOXL. Oh yeah lemme see that $60+ avg price you're still holding onto because swingies will miss $100 eom in January...6 months ago.

Yes mad because they spammed the threads and choked out talk of any other ticker.

>> No.49946825

>>49946761
MARKET IT ABOUT TO REBOUND TO THE MOON!

>only one hike as been issued
>guy in photo is literally praying

seems like a trick, who is this "Mathew Fox"?

>> No.49946827

>>49946815
Wait, does the J stand for jannie?

>> No.49946829

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.49946830

>>49946761
I said it so its true ha take that chuds!

>> No.49946831

>>49946399
Not a permabull but I'm macro bullish on the US stock market. We will crab until the week before fomc then another mini crash. This will continue happening until the CPI data improves and once the fed halts rate increases. Go look at SPY or a a broad market etc and see how it has done this the last 4 fomc meetings

>> No.49946842

>>49946607
first time?

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>>49946748
Steaks to grill tonight

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>>49946761
>let's just lie to the goyim that will fix the economy

>> No.49946853

>>49946815
>Based JPMorgan for helping set up the bull trap for free.
there, fix'd

>> No.49946864

just got here wtf is being deleted lmfao?

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>>49946761
But Jamie just upgraded the economy to a hurricane last month

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REMINDER
>Bonds are capitulating t. BofA
>Fed balance sheet is not going down
The banks are asleep at the fucking wheel as fed is fucking the entire population in the ass. Either that or they're just lying to the goyim.

>> No.49946881

>>49946855
It’s worked absolute wonders for the fed, so uh

>> No.49946889

>>49946864
Gunts

>> No.49946898

spy $385 today

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>>49946761
recession is still possible because economy is so overheated unemployment is very low in usa. but oil price and food price is about to come down and rates wont prolly raise much more

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49946903

Greetings, Anons. I have returned as promised to late night /smg/
>>49938601

Pic related, is your first hint. It is no coincidence that this rally started as the planets began to converge, they are viewed in the sky between June 17 and June 27. But that's just esotericism. Keep watching this thread after market open, I'll drop the actual ticker and DD and reasoning behind it.

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49946912

Bobo, are you okay?
Bobo, are you okay?
Are you okay, Bobo?

>> No.49946927

>>49946778
Too early my dude. SOXL is going to fucking murder but not until the rate hikes chill

>> No.49946929

>>49946912
We need to get new material

>> No.49946931
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49946931

Warned the bobos on here that we bottomed hard and it was only up now, they didn't listen obviously.

>> No.49946932

>>49946761
Why does anyone even listen to them or any of the banks? They keep flopping back and forth daily.
>recession is on!
>recession cancelled!
>repeat every day
>super ultra inflation is here!
>super ultra deflation is here!
>repeat every day

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WHAT IN TARTATION WAS THAT?

>> No.49946935
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.49946937

>>49946490
If you have to ask..

>> No.49946938

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49946939

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49946944

>>49946903
You said that this planetary alignment indicated a dump today. Do you still see that playing out.

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49946948

APOLOGIZE.

>> No.49946951

>>49946829
you too chief

>> No.49946958

>>49946753
Why, what's wrong? The 26th is around the corner, then it's just wait until July 15th for the fireworks!

>> No.49946960

>>49946927
He called me a mongoloid so I gave him a mongoloid response

>> No.49946961

>>49946948
bobro btw

>> No.49946964

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>> No.49946969

Someone post the bobo getting blinded by green light

That's me right now

>> No.49946974

BUDDY LOOK AT SIGA COMPUTER

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>>49946969

>> No.49946984
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49946984

I was promised a bear market

>> No.49946994

We gonna reject 385 today finally or nauh

>> No.49947001

WHY IS THIS THREAD DEAD

>> No.49947002

SIGAbros, I don't feel so good...

>> No.49947005

>>49946984
u dun goofed

>> No.49947006
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>>49946081
Unironically this, only /smg/ posters are stupid enough to think there there is any utility in semiconductors. The more anons get burned, the heavier the remaining bags.

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>>49946948
Early, but not wrong.

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>>49947002
GAYSEX bros...

>> No.49947024

>>49946771
Ive seen it happen many times. In all likelihood its algos continuously tricking people to jump in. It's very wasy for them to manipulate the market in either direction. Eventually the many of the people relent and jump in. Just like that they are satisfied and dump their holdings. Anon and friends are now down 10% and go "we knew this was coming why did i buy?" "Oh yeah i thought we were finally going up now"

Im so mad for missing an easy 30% return. Wouldve regained a decent chunk of what i lost since the start of this year. Should just go to sleep for now so i dont do anything rash and make my ytd return worse

>> No.49947025

>>49947001
People still celebrating Juneteenth

>> No.49947026

>>49947006
>>49946081

OH NO LE HECKIN HEDGERINOS ARE LISTENING TO US!!!

Put down the weed you paranoid losers

>> No.49947028

>>49947002
GAYSEX SISTERS HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPEMING

>> No.49947032
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49947032

MDB is above 300.
Why didn't you listen?

>> No.49947031

>>49947009
>meltup guy is secretly a burry

>> No.49947034

>>49945892
Bear market OVER. The economy is strong. Rate hike expectations can only go down. Everything is priced in. 5000 SPX by EoY, bears in disbelief.

>> No.49947042

>>49947002
thats just the pox, take your tecovirimat

>> No.49947055

>>49946948
i cant wait for when 'real meltup' is tried

>> No.49947057
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>In all likelihood its algos continuously tricking people to jump in.

>> No.49947058

>>49947034
Fed balance sheet 100 trillion by EOY.

Who needs real economy if your money is fake to begin with? BoJ is the new paradigm.

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>>49947031
I feel like this is some Rod Serling Twilight Zone shit.

>> No.49947065

>>49946771
I know, past performance future results etc but the last two big rallies just led to further lows.

>> No.49947073

>>49947060
You ever seen them in the same room think about it

>> No.49947078

>Democrats look to be wiped out in legendary numbers
>Suddenly articles saying we "barely avoided a recession"

>> No.49947085
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>>49946929
When I was a mumu
My father took me into the city
To see the market dance
He said, “Son, when you grow up
Would you be the killer of the bobos
The piggies and the crabs?”

>> No.49947090
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>>49946903

Here. ASTR is the next SIDU.

On the 27th, ETFs and Index funds will be forced to buy various stocks:
https://www.ftserussell.com/press/ftse-russell-announces-2022-russell-us-indexes-reconstitution-schedule

One of these being ASTR (the few that has not run up):
https://content.ftserussell.com/sites/default/files/ru3000_additions_20220617.pdf

We also have a decent SI on this one, 20%.

>>49946944
No bobo, in fact, things are more aligned than ever. Pic related, transition month aligns perfectly as well. Might want to close your shorts until CPI actually comes out.

>> No.49947091

JUST LIKE THAT
THE LINE WILL NEVER EVER BE RED AGAIN

>> No.49947098

>>49947002
YOU have gay butt sex to pump SIGA.

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>>49947028
>>49947021
My schizophrenic ramblings predicted this: >>49939639

>> No.49947105

>>49945913
yeah if we can rise up over $35 that'd be great...

>> No.49947106

>>49945892
GUSH chads we're gonna be rich

>> No.49947107

ZIM's movements are the biggest bullshit I've ever seen.

>> No.49947108

>>49947091
BIG IF TRUE.

>> No.49947114

>>49947100
>to those that do
Hmmm now I wonder (((who))) that could be???

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>>49947060

>> No.49947127

what THE FUCK is wrong with C?

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>>49947105
Make it 45

>> No.49947133

>>49946605
you were saying?

>> No.49947138

>>49946771
The market is never wrong. You're the sucker.

>> No.49947139

Who the fuck is buying these bonds?

>> No.49947145

20 more minutes before I decide to switch from shorts to longs at this point. I fucking hate this market

>> No.49947149

>>49946938
>>49946939
this is almost as good as 4am threads on /v/

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>>49946903

>> No.49947151

>>49946771

>he isn't delta neutral
>thinks market has to only go down

lol, lmao even

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>>49947128
>meltupchads are heavy metal

quite based.

>> No.49947156

>>49946014
I'm telling you guys to sell in 20 minutes

>> No.49947163

WHY DO I INSIST ON SELLING COVERED CALLS GODDAMNIT

>> No.49947167

Why is no one talking about consumer sentiment at 10am did it already leak and that's why we're pumping or are we about to get rugged?

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>>49947058
Our money has been fake since before 99% of this board was born

>> No.49947171

>>49947139
tiny hate tribe

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>>49947139
>slurping bonds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LHf93t22EE

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VRM

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>>49947149

>> No.49947176

>>49947090

Good luck today, Anons. Taking off my trip now, hope the faithful from last night saw this. Don't say I didn't ground floor you.

>> No.49947177 [DELETED] 

>>49946855

Meanwhile, the Russian navy...

>> No.49947179

Anyone running the wheel on anything? Looking to just cycle through selling calls and puts. Need a solid one though. What you guys got?

>> No.49947182

>>49947090
So your strategy is to buy tickers that ETFs will buy during rebalancing? Criteria being no run ups and first time inclusion on ETF?

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>>49946605
Nothing

>> No.49947198

>>49947078
>>Suddenly articles saying we "barely avoided a recession
this

>> No.49947199

sheesh they're really pumping it today.

>> No.49947200

SIGA sissies we are being short and ladder attacked

>> No.49947201

VRMgods???

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SOXLsisters....

we are winning.

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I just bought some tranny steel after selling the literal top back in April

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>>49947174

>> No.49947216 [DELETED] 

>>49947177
Better to have no navy than one run by trannies

>> No.49947228

>>49947183
>>49947133
I just sold, you can thank me

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>>49947201
We bussin today fr fr

>> No.49947230

>>49947208
I bought some CLF this week too (down 400 bucks already thanks to the anon who said it was time to buy)

>> No.49947233

Wtf I sold my TQQQ calls that expire today too early this morning....

>> No.49947238

>>49947216
The united steaks will just print another navy bro thats how they solve all of their problems

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>>49947216

I forgot my pic
Actually, that's unfair, this one caught fire and is decommissioned, Russia doesn't actually have any carriers anymore.

Maybe I should post their black sea flagship, the one that got sunk by the country with no navy.

>> No.49947254

>>49947151
I don't do your funny options gambling.

>> No.49947258 [DELETED] 

>>49945892
This is a bit off topic so I don't want to make a thread and get banned but I'm curious. Why is /biz/ better for discussion of current events and politics than /pol/?

>> No.49947260

>>49947216
All navies, everywhere, for all time, are gay. This is a universal rule.

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Nordic Gods... HOLY SHIEEET

>> No.49947270

>>49947179
Don’t start with the idea of running a wheel. Find a company that you would happily own 100 shares of. Then sell CCs on it.

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YO DAWG IT BE LIKE XBI N SHIT. YOU NAW MEAN. X TO ZBIBIT

>> No.49947275 [DELETED] 

>>49947258
2 more weeks until Russia is easily defeated and the Ghost of Kiev personally kills Putler

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I'm unironically seething. Every indicator I look at is still screaming recession, and yet the market is pumping. What changed?

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>Biden unironically telling gas station owners to lower prices
Is that seriously his only cope left? Telling small businesses who make like a few cents per gallon to arbitrarily lower their prices?
Also wouldn't that just create more demand because more people would buy at lower prices lmfao? What an absolute fuck up.

>> No.49947287

>>49947275
Fuck off back to /uhg/

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All the mumu posting in this thread is just ironic to bait normalfags to throw their money in the obvious fake rally right?

>> No.49947289

>>49946960
Kek

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>>49947277
the F.E.D. has been lying to you

they dont want to tighten, they want to print print print

>> No.49947291

>>49947230
It bounced back nicely from the 52 week low

>> No.49947297

>>49947258
Because /pol/ is full of mouthbreathers and here most people are generally way more objective, since we all just want to make money.

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>>49947253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-INHarLmFs

rocket prolly detected heat from launching pad and then turned in the air and targeted that kek

>> No.49947301

>>49947287
no u(jew)

>> No.49947304

>>49947279
I dunno anything about gasoline supply or how demand has anything to do with the price, but if it lowers the prices isn't that a good thing? I mean at least he is trying.

>> No.49947306

>>49947258
You really have to lurk more faggot. It's common knowledge that other boards do better discussion of certain topics than their respective boards.

>> No.49947307 [DELETED] 

>>49947176
Wait! One question. Time frame for this to likely take place? Sounds like it requires them to do certain things. And finally how does that cause it to move like that?

>> No.49947308

uhm siga bros?

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>>49947279

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>>49947253
Has Russia ever had navy approaching competency?

>> No.49947317

>>49947055
Do I dare.....
>HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP
>HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP
>HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP

>> No.49947319
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SOXL JUST CROSSED 15

>> No.49947321

>>49947291
I agree
not selling

>> No.49947322

>>49947277
Uncle Powell and Grandma Yellen both agree that a recession is not inevitable. There's actually no reason for the country to ever go into a recession ever again.

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We're hitting a large air pocket.

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>>49947308
BVNRY

>> No.49947326

Sqqq holders, how we feeling

>> No.49947335

Guys stop talking about current events I got banned for like 4 days for doing that.
Line go up

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>>49947323
If I didn't know what it is I'd think this is some low volume pennyshit.

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>bought BHAT at 2.69

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The fed is still doing QE hence the stocks going up and mortgage rates going down.

>> No.49947349

>>49947323
>Invest in equities
>They aren't full of retard movement like shitcoins

>> No.49947351 [DELETED] 

>>49947258
/pol/ is shilled to hell by multiple government agencies, foreign and domestic, as well as NGOs, expressly for the purpose of making it unusable

>> No.49947354

>>49947182
Most of those tickers listed buy the rumor and sell the news, but this one (ASTR) did not have a run up, so there's no rug pull. There's also the space angle to consider as well when you notice what happened to SIDU... But yes, either way, someone literally has to buy from you on Monday. The 27th... and today are almost always CRAZY trading days for volatility. If I was a bear, I wouldn't open shorts today lol.

>> No.49947357

>>49947326
TQQQ, im rock hard bb

>> No.49947358

>GOOGL pumping
>AAPL pumping

oh baby, already up nearly 10% from the bottom. If it dumps again I'll make a nice profit either way

>> No.49947360

>>49947145
Just go long until the Wed/Thur before the next FOMC (which is Tues-Wed) then go short and close before close on FOMC Wed. Been pretty good to me......until it isnt

>> No.49947362

>>49947317
yes where harbinger, he needs to be here

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didn't some retard last night say he sold a naked 382 spy put expiring today?

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>>49947304
>I mean at least he is trying
He skipped a meeting with oil companies to meet with windmill companies lol. He's just coping at this point. Biden keeps pumping my bags though.

>> No.49947369

>>49947258
You get called a shill if you have a different opinion

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>>49947279
He just irrationally hates gas stations and gas-station-Americans. Gas prices are way up, he's attempting to ban cigarettes, juul pods, and menthol cigarettes, telling gas stations to "just lower prices, lol," goes on about muh trains and public transport. He fears the gas station chad

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>> No.49947376

There is literally no reason for SIGA to be down right now.

>> No.49947379

>>49947326
sold and bought tqqq get with the times nigga

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>>49947323
We're filling every single one of those in ONE large candle.

>> No.49947388

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.49947392

Reminder that the market is already pricing in rate cuts and that rate hike fear has peaked as has QT fear. Inflation has peaked. Commodities are rolling over. UP ONLY. Recession is good news because it will moderate rate hike expectations further.

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>>49947376
people are shorting it

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>SPX
>STOCHRSI(14) 100.000 Overbought

>> No.49947398

>>49947360

I bet you $5 this time the FOMC is a dump day of and then pumps the following days. Last 3 meetings has been "everything is fine" and 24 hours later "fears of XYZ!!! SELL"

>> No.49947400

>>49947365
I don't like exposing my ass like that and selling anything naked.

>> No.49947404

This rebound was so obvious but I only got rid of my puts and a small amount of my short shares, should've gone all in with calls. Anyway getting tempted to grab some more SQQQ

>> No.49947406

>>49947376
Maybe it's the fact monkeypoox is a spread by gay butt sex almost exclusively and pride month is winding down.

>> No.49947411

>>49947264
Kek saved

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VRMasters how we doin'

>> No.49947424

>>49947404
Why would you short now? There is nothing to justify the market going down any further.

>> No.49947426

SPY 400 by end of next week

>> No.49947431

>>49947277
wall of worry my dude. by the time things look good it's dangerous to buy

>> No.49947432

>>49947424
retard

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it isnt stopping

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49947436

tell me bobo, how many cans of corned beef do you own right now

>> No.49947440

>>49947326
shitty- almost got TQQQ too fml

>> No.49947446

>>49947406
Biggest pride events are still coming and incubation time is 7-20 days. And it's not like fags stop fucking after june

>> No.49947448

Can't wait for this shooting star on SPX turn into a retarded 50 point candle on 5m.

>> No.49947454

>>49947360
I'm just gonna wait for the next dip at this point, I fucking hate my shit life, I gave back over 50% of all the gains I made last week because of this fake fucking market.

>> No.49947458

Please sirs my village will go hungry if we don’t go down sirs please sirs do the needful and sell

>> No.49947461

>>49947398
I'll take that bet but only because I love gambling and I lose or gain 1000x that every day trading options

>> No.49947467

>>49947326
waiting for the amerishart lunch time dump so i can offload

>> No.49947468
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49947468

im out of 4 fig hell again
WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>> No.49947469

>>49947277
and let all those black and mexican unemployment numbers shoot back up? no way.

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>>49947326
My TQQQ puts for today are just... fucking done
Luckily I hedged a bit and bought some calls, so I made back some of that... but fuck, I made a pretty big bet on a crash this week

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49947480

When this shit finally dunks you'll regret buying.

>> No.49947482

>>49947461
I'm pissed i called this pump and i got bored and bought has it dipped until I lost powder- now its still dropping.

>> No.49947489

>>49947422
just sold for 15k profit lol

>> No.49947491

>>49947432
There is nothing to justify further decline, rate hike expectations have peaked already. Recession means QE and cuts imminent and inflation has peaked. You're only going to get angrier as we grind up to 5000 by EoY. Bears in disbelief.

>> No.49947493

>>49947454
I feel you. I should have sold a bunch of positions the week before fomc but I stupidly held thinking this time would be different and lost 30%. Never doing that again

>> No.49947494

>>49947461

Nice nice. Realistically if commodities keep going down before FOMC we may see this "pump and then dump" trend break, but who knows. I'm optimistic anyways.

>> No.49947504

>>49947489
nice job

>> No.49947512

>>49947277
Recession means RATE CUTS AND QE genius. Bad news is good news for the important parts of the market (tech).

>> No.49947514

>>49947489
Nicely done!

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49947516

the normans are coming
you need to buy the cheapies before they get here

you didnt seriously think Netflix (ticker NFLX) would stay at -70% from its highs forever did you?

>> No.49947517

>>49947454
How is it fake? You don't short going into new moon, retard.

>> No.49947525

NEW
>>49947515

>>49947515

>>49947515

>> No.49947527
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>>49947480
Now brief crab and then dunk.

When mumus go apeshit about their gains you know it's time to short.

>> No.49947538

>>49947489

Good shit bro, never get too greedy

>> No.49947539

>>49947489
good shit brother

>> No.49947541

new
>>49947526
>>49947526
>>49947526

>> No.49947555

ccl calls?

>> No.49947573

>>49947525
get fucked no linker

>> No.49947585

oh nonoonno don't look at spy computer bobo

>> No.49947611

>>49947311

lol'd

>> No.49947657

>>49947422
VRM shill sold and rotated into ASTR.

>>49939171