We did it Reddit!

[Anonymous No.49942797]

We avoided recession! To the moon!

[Anonymous No.49942824]

Because a recession wouldn't impact you for sure lol

[Anonymous No.49942835]

>>49942797
>meanwhile FAGMAN is laying people off
I don't buy it

[Anonymous No.49942841]

>>49942797
Hey let's wait for July cpi data. Then we'll see.

[Anonymous No.49942846]

>>49942797

[Anonymous No.49942931]

>as the US avoids recession

[Anonymous No.49942961]

>>49942797
dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.49942972]

>>49942841
https://www.clevelandfed.org/our-research/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting.aspx It will be a new high, bulltards are going to get fucked hard.

[Anonymous No.49943066]

>>49942972

[Anonymous No.49943108]

>>49942797
>JPM says
that's just cruel

[Anonymous No.49943193]

>>49942797
>if the market isn't nose-diving this very second of every day, the golden bull run is back on

[Anonymous No.49943208]

>>49942797
Top signal

[Anonymous No.49943778]

>>49942797
oh boy money will now only devalue 5% per year what a major win, god bless Powell guys

[Anonymous No.49943788]

Bearish unironically

[Anonymous No.49943815]

Two more weeks trust the plan, us globalists are in control

[Anonymous No.49943851]

>>49943788
Is it though? It looks like they are saying "job well done! (we know this is bullshit, but now we can pump bags again!)

[Anonymous No.49943857]

>as the US economy avoid a recession and inflation gets cut in half
Pure delusion.

[Anonymous No.49943894]

>>49942797
>JPMorgan says
it's over isn't it

[Anonymous No.49943911]

>>49942846
Every moron who spams that gif deserves to be gassed out

[Anonymous No.49943928]

>>49942797
>JPMorgan bullish on fairy tales and make believe

[Anonymous No.49943935]

>>49942797
>WWE stock beat recession
how?

[Anonymous No.49943989]

(((They))) are coping so hard. The parties over. They don't want you holding debt because (((their))) usury value will plummet. They want you investing your case in rapidly depreciating assets. Gear up as high as you can Boys.

[Anonymous No.49944138]

>>49943193
This should be pinned

[Anonymous No.49944512]

>>49942797
>US economy has been in a recession since January and will stay in one for a few more months at least
>Inflation is reducing and will drop significantly in the second half of the year
>the market cares more about inflation than economic growth and will soar the next 12-18 months

[Anonymous No.49944829]

>>49942797
the other day they said 85% chance of recession. they need to take their meds

[Anonymous No.49944941]

You retards are always wrong.
You think it's going to 0 but it just bounces back.

[Anonymous No.49944958]

JP Morgan says the worst is over. They've started buying with their fat stacks of cash that they stacked last year

[Anonymous No.49944966]

>>49942797
sure

[Anonymous No.49944980]

>>49944958
Didn't JP Morgan call the last CPI wrong like a day before it came out?

[Anonymous No.49945006]

>>49944980
Idk maybe. They have a hard time timing the exact bottom but they've started buying

[Anonymous No.49945101]

>>49942797
>JP Morgan

Always do the opposite of what these faggots say. They recently said that BTC was 26% undervalued when it was at $30k and represented a better return than property. Goldman also issued price targets of $10k for ETH at the end on 2021.

[Anonymous No.49945135]

>>49942797

100 on my wrist, bitch, I'm feelin' like D Rose
Pop 4 Xans, now I'm feelin' like a hero (Superman)
Lean got me like Rio (Rio)
And my auntie on P.O. (P.O.)
100 on my wrist, 80 on a brick
Lil Pump never spendin' money on a bitch (never)
Never trust a nigga, 'cause he actin' like a bitch (ooh)
Take a nigga bitch to the Motel 6 (brr)
I just broke my wrist, 'cause I'm whippin' in the kitchen (yoop)
Pass a brick to my mom, and I told her whip it (whip)
4 bands in the kitchen (ayy)
9 bands in the kitchen (ayy)
I just fucked your bitch (what?)
I just broke my wrist (okay)
I just fucked your bitch (ooh)
I just fucked your bitch (okay)

[Anonymous No.49945142]

We avoid recession did we? lmaoo. we're fucked, you can buy matic and hodl. That's the only choice you got.

[Anonymous No.49945160]

>>49942797
JPM still has loads of cash or not ? have they bought back since then?

[Anonymous No.49945222]

>>49942835
worker count doesnt matter to stock price
they are frontrunning the inevitable new qe the fed is going to unleash once the mass layoffs begin right before the midterms
just watch more biden checks right before the election

[Anonymous No.49945247]

>>49942797
pretty close i reckon

[Anonymous No.49945265]

>>49945101
This. When they say something it’s because they want retail to provide them with liquidity

[Anonymous No.49945270]

The US is in for a lost decade. Sorry but stonks are funked

[Anonymous No.49945272]

You over year inflation is going to looking better as it starts layering over past disastrous inflation numbers.

>>it's only 5 percent more than last years 8 percent! We're saved!

[Anonymous No.49945273]

>>49942846
Based gif making chudcels seethe

[Anonymous No.49945291]

>>49945247
yield curves on bottom

[Anonymous No.49945299]

>>49942797
oh, everything is fine now.

[Anonymous No.49945314]

>>49943108
over the past few years as i've gone further and further down the rabbit hole i've started to see that the people in charge have a really sick, really dark sense of humor and i think this headline is a great example of that. i mean on the one hand they're trying to get retail to provide exit liquidity and open longs etc etc. but also you just know that the psychopaths at JPM get a kick out of telling lies
>so then i told them everything was going to be alright!
>bahahahaah

[Anonymous No.49945321]

>>49945299
zoom out

[Anonymous No.49945330]

>>49943788
>>49943208
yes the only responsible way to read this is "economic crash imminent"
JPM is probably balls deep in whatever false flag cyberattack fuckery they're about to pull and so they're putting this headline out so they can point to it and say "we had no idea!"

[Anonymous No.49945346]

JPM: Bitcoin fair value is $38k

[Anonymous No.49945347]

>>49945135
i feel sad for Lil Pump because he has never had a positive role model

[Anonymous No.49945368]

obligatory:
https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/exclusive-imf-10-countries-simulate-cyber-attack-global-financial-system-2021-12-09/

[Anonymous No.49945430]

>>49943788
Yep, totally, we just need Ackman to tell us how great the 2nd half of 2022 will be and you can short without risk

[Anonymous No.49945470]

>>49945314
Yep.
Remember when Washington post changed their slogan to 'Democracy Dies in Darkness'?

[Anonymous No.49945978]

>>49945321
where is the tulip bubble?

[Anonymous No.49946017]

>>49945978
1636

[Anonymous No.49946044]

>>49942797
No one has any money. Golems use debt to buy everything and then dca their income to banks. With the high prices for every fucking thing needed to fucking survive the debt slaves have zero money to spend on the economy now. They eat, sleep and pay their denbts. Thats it.

[Anonymous No.49946243]

>>49942797
They need one last pump to unload the rest of their bags.

[Anonymous No.49946278]

>>49942797
Uh... how did we "avoid a recession" exactly?

[Anonymous No.49946321]

>>49942797
>just ignore the 6 month recession we just had
>if fact what recession
>m-muh greatest jobs president in history
>w-what do you mean people just went back to work? Don't be so anti-semetic
How does Bidets handlers keep getting away with it?

[Anonymous No.49946378]

>>49945978
it only lasted a few weeks so i don't think you can see it on this chart

[Anonymous No.49946411]

Recession is unironically bullish. Stocks will fall if we dont fall into recession, bad news is good news

[Anonymous No.49946430]

>>49945135
I popped for this, n1

[Anonymous No.49946454]

>>49945222
More like they need more liquidity to sell their remaining positions. The market is down this much and it hasn't even started yet.

[Anonymous No.49946459]

What factors changed for them to be bullish?

[Anonymous No.49946525]

>>49946321
By doing this

[Anonymous No.49946711]

>>49946459
that better be actually rainbow inside

[Anonymous No.49946725]

>>49942797
is this bait for shorts?

[Anonymous No.49946729]

>>49946459
I'm somehow revolted and amused at the same time. I make my own mayo anyway, so it's not like I would have ever bought it either way.

[Anonymous No.49946795]

>>49942797
Remember, it’s not a recession if we just don’t CALL it one

[Anonymous No.49946914]

>>49943193
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49947111]

>>49942931
This. Imagine thinking Pedo Joe and friends are somehow going to magically turn things around. A fool is soon parted with his money.

[Anonymous No.49947152]

>>49942797
>US economy avoids a recession
PAX AMERICANA

[Anonymous No.49947189]

>>49942797
Imagine believing this.

[Anonymous No.49947210]

>>49942797
it's my birthday. best news to hear.

[Anonymous No.49947276]

>>49942797
>avoids a recession
x to doubt

[Anonymous No.49947506]

>>49942797

[Anonymous No.49947825]

>>49942797
Bidenchads rise up
Most jobs created by any president ever
Inflation busted
Recession stopped
Putin defeated
We just can't stop winning, this is our year.

[Anonymous No.49947902]

>>49945470
Well thats just racist

[Anonymous No.49948585]

>>49942797
I read the article just in case they were making an argument based on numbers but its literally fucking nothing lol. You cant fix supply issue by raising interest rates and in a couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.49948642]

>>49942797
So I should buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.49948688]

>>49947111
Unironically think if they go Lockdowns Round II and just print the living fuck out of everything they could stave it off until post-election season

[Anonymous No.49948692]

>>49945299
She needs to just stop. Always wrong always predicting the end.

[Anonymous No.49948778]

>>49948692
She's right often enough to turn a profit.
JPM and Goldman are bulltards on massive amounts of leverage. I only trust Bank of America and smaller banks.

[Anonymous No.49948896]

>>49942797
Top signal. Always do opposite of Jewish media. Secret to infinite wealth

[Anonymous No.49949067]

>>49942797
recession started in 2017 moron

[Anonymous No.49949177]

QE restarts at full speed in August

[Anonymous No.49949387]

It was all a ruse! Golden age of humanity officially begins now

!!! Wohoo!!!!

[Anonymous No.49949445]

>>49945135
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

Spend three racks on a new chain (Yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (Ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (Ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (Brr)

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

Spend three racks on a new chain (Huh?)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (Brr)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (Yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring, ooh (Nope)
Rather go and buy Balmains, ayy (Brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

[Anonymous No.49949540]

Callin' it
Face melt like last year,
THEN the big dump, you are getting (1) chance to not get burned.

[Anonymous No.49949577]

>>49945135
>>49949445
based and high energy

[Anonymous No.49950178]

>>49942961

[Anonymous No.49950575]

>>49946278
WE JUST AVOIDED IT, OK?

[Anonymous No.49951126]

>>49946525
hahah I can't believe they cheated a totally delusion pensioner into the most powerful political office on the planet. Total clownworld.

[Anonymous No.49951961]

they bought and now they want to form the bottom

t. devout soros cultist

[Anonymous No.49952024]

>>49942797
Meanwhile, in reality...
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/22/investing/jpmorgan-layoffs-mortgages/index.html

[Anonymous No.49952035]

>>49942797
Exit liquidity ... or anti recession bullrun entry?

[Anonymous No.49952043]

>>49942931
The'yre going to round growth up to 0% or some shit and say it was avoided to kick the can down the road another half year

[Anonymous No.49952487]

>>49952043
Kicking the can down road ad infinitum seems to be the golden bullrun.

[Anonymous No.49952625]

>>49949445
>>49945135
>>49945347
>>49946430
>>49949445
>>49949577
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[Anonymous No.49952681]

>>49945142
>matic
why Matic and not any of the other alts?

[Anonymous No.49953878]

>>49952487
Doesn't matter for as long as the U.S. exists.
>Civil war balkanization NOW

[Anonymous No.49954774]

>>49942797
>inflation gets cut in half
when did this happen and in what areas of business?

[Anonymous No.49954820]

>>49952681
Because he's a literal shitskin pajeet.

[Anonymous No.49954877]

>>49943193
looooooooooooool true

[Anonymous No.49954953]

>>49943193
this but
unironically

[Anonymous No.49954996]

>>49942835
This.

[Anonymous No.49955038]

>>49946243
LOL this is exactly what I was thinking as well.

[Anonymous No.49955039]

>>49945247
>>49945291
what indicators are you using? looks really advanced

[Anonymous No.49955120]

>>49952681
It's a good layer 2. But I'd add alts like MUST as a P2E too. Diversity is key. Lots to add, less to lose.

[Anonymous No.49955355]

How's the Jim Cramer indicator looking? Is he bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.49955402]

>>49945321
HODL MODE

[Anonymous No.49955560]

>>49945321
>tfw didnt buy in the 1500s

[Anonymous No.49955708]

>>49945368
>JERUSALEM, Dec 9 (Reuters) - Israel on >Thursday led a 10-country simulation of a major >cyberattack on the global financial system
I read that as mossad doing intel on how to fuck the system.

[Anonymous No.49955789]

>>49942797
>just keep spending money
>everything will be fine
>trust me goy
bull
shit

[Anonymous No.49956495]

>>49945142
I think MATIC has had its moments already. I will go for low caps like RFOX, QTUM, and SHR as they have more chances of giving a good return on investment in the long term. I have some MATIC left as a moon bag btw.

[Anonymous No.49956550]

>>49946411
Not just stocks, cryptos are already in the mud. The best I'm doing for myself is to accumulate some stables and get ready to buy when the price get much lower. I'm looking to buy RFOX and stake it away for the next 3 years when the price gets lower.

[Anonymous No.49956768]

>>49948688
If they wait until late fall / early winter I'm fine with it. Also checked.

[Anonymous No.49956802]

>>49942835
No more money for growth but they're still money printers.

[Anonymous No.49959058]

>>49942797
It's going to look like it was going to recover until the Abortion Riots and then we go straight down.

[Anonymous No.49959270]

>>49955038
Same

[Anonymous No.49959314]

>>49942797
guys what the fuck? The intrest rate is on 8. we didn't avoid anything it means we are in a recession and inflation. Monday will be full red like blood. I've seen it happen multiple times, they pull in the players to rug pull the market on monday.

[Anonymous No.49959330]

>>49945321
Just be eternal bro.

[Anonymous No.49959370]

>>49945321
this chart shows depreciation of purchasing power just as much as it does market growth

[Anonymous No.49959462]

>>49947506
based reddit meme

[Anonymous No.49959474]

>>49959314
the federal reserve is trying to create a recession to stop wage inflation.
there will be a recession.
they will keep raising rates until there is one.

[Anonymous No.49959477]

>>49942797
Gotta get more bag holders in so the whales can take your money.

[Anonymous No.49959512]

>>49942797
"they're unloading them, they're selling their dog shit CDOs, then they go to another bank and short the shit they just fucking sold!"
-- The Big Short (2015)

[Anonymous No.49959690]

>>49942797
>>49946243
"hey're unloading them, they're selling their dog shit CDOs, then they go to another bank and short the shit they just fucking sold!"
-- The Big Short (2015)

[Anonymous No.49959713]

>>49942797
>>49946243
"They're unloading them, they're selling their dog shit CDOs, then they go to another bank and short the shit they just fucking sold!"
-- The Big Short (2015)

[Anonymous No.49959770]

>>49946459
Fucking kek, I want this to be real.
>squeeze out your gayo
>spread on bread
>now it's grayo

[Anonymous No.49959784]

>>49956550
>>49956495
Oh look, the annual RFOX streetshitter doing the sneedful

(kys)

[Anonymous No.49959810]

>>49947825
I love Biden so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.49959826]

>>49947825
if i keep winning like this, ill be busted by the end of the summer!

[Anonymous No.49959834]

>>49942797
reddit is actually saying we’re going down more and a recession is coming

[Anonymous No.49959891]

>>49959834
incredibly bullish