/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49935532]

What do NEETS do after they turn 30 years old?

What do NEETS do every day while we are in the cage?

[Anonymous No.49935553]

turn 31

shitpost on /biz/ and play video games

[Anonymous No.49935566]

Search the archive newfaggot

[Anonymous No.49935589]

>>49935532
I‘m 32, I make money in crypto and just play videogames and fap all night

[Anonymous No.49935613]

>>49935589
>make money in crypto
not anymore you dont lmao

[Anonymous No.49935628]

>>49935613
I‘m still making gains, many ways to make money in crypto.

[Anonymous No.49935757]

>>49935532
>wake up at 11:00
>leave bed at 11:45
>take a shit
>do 3 sets of push ups
>have lunch at 12:45
>either go for bike ride or shitpost all afternoon
>have diner at 19:30
>shitpost until 4:00
>brush teeth and go to sleep at 4:15

[Anonymous No.49935767]

>>49935553
literally this

[Anonymous No.49935860]

>>49935532
be a dj at a bar on the weekends and fuck girls.

like my favorite slut pic related

21 years old. loves to cheat on her boyfreind who plays video games all day.

omg i love sucking her meaty pink pussy///

i ate her ass once too, but im not really into that...

[Anonymous No.49935999]

>>49935757
Mostly this here. I've already accepted that I'm not destined for a life of great achievements in the classical sense of the word

[Anonymous No.49936344]

>>49935532
Morning run. Lifting. Cleaning. Healthy lunch, self cooked or bought from local restaurant. Hike in nature. Trading. Writing. Video editing. Another hike in the sunset. Dinner. Going out or watching a movie or learning something new.

It’s heaven basically

[Anonymous No.49936375]

I’m 32 and live off neetbux and buy crypto with it and have done so since 2017. Will probably continue to do so even when I’m 40+.

[Anonymous No.49936392]

>>49936375
dont they stop giving u neetbucks if u cash out a lot of money in crypto

[Anonymous No.49936437]

>>49935532
Women owe me sex

[Anonymous No.49936456]

>>49936392
I’m not cashing out until I can NEET forever off crypto anyway

[Anonymous No.49936463]

>>49935999

classical trips

[Anonymous No.49936468]

>>49935532
just learn sql and get a basic college degree

[Anonymous No.49936587]

>>49935532
I work 3rd shift at a warehouse for 26.50 and don't do anything in my spare time. im gonna just save up money for a year and then go fuck hookers in thailand. i can't do this indefifely

[Anonymous No.49936597]

>>49935532
Damn, that's literally me

[Anonymous No.49936994]

>>49936344
I say I do all of these things but I mainly dopamine scroll and research crypto things. I have a home gym but I've been slacking lately, need to get back in today. Have a nice bit of crypto that should do well next bull, if we ever get another one kek

[Anonymous No.49937028]

>>49936375
Chad post. Fuck these normies. Get boosted, plebs.

[Anonymous No.49937035]

>>49935532
>pix
Literally me
t 34

[Anonymous No.49937041]

>>49936456
what about ur wife tho how do u take her on vacations and stuff

[Anonymous No.49937081]

>>49935860
>eating out a girl out that has a bf
>eating out a fat slampig that been in the club all night

[Anonymous No.49937090]

>>49935532
3 options
>grow up and sort their shit out
>become homeless when their parents eventually die
>inherit money/house when their parents die then lose it all because they have no idea how to budget/it runs out

[Anonymous No.49937109]

>>49937041
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.49937111]

>>49935532
I'm not a neet yet, but will be in a few years. Going to save enough money to move to Thailand and live their for the rest of my life. Need about 500k in an s&p 500 fund. I will be at around 200k once markets normalize again.

[Anonymous No.49937138]

>>49937111
You'll lose it all to the first gargoyle faced hag that sleeps with you when you buy her a farm and she divorces you.

[Anonymous No.49937172]

>>49937138
I'm buying them dinner and that's it.

[Anonymous No.49937177]

>>49935532
idk but this is a subtle depression thread so im leaving

[Anonymous No.49937212]

>>49937172
You're not ready for the level of attention women will give you over there. If you're serious watch this guy's tips videos and the horror stories people send him
https://youtu.be/fkVSybuRI4o?list=PLcb7_gl-3FrlrhJBgAFi0l-zPcooP02s5

[Anonymous No.49937250]

>>49937212
Take the attention but leave their tears behind.

[Anonymous No.49937259]

>get a sugarmama
I used to be pretty social and affluent. Managed to get a nice wife in my mid 20s, before I quit my job and descended into NEET-dom. Now my wife pays all our bills while I shitpost and trade all day. Comfy as fuck to be honest. As long as I stay in shape and have a nice haircut, I don't think she will lose interest in me. If she does, I am fortunate to live in a place with favourable alimony laws and no-fault divorce. Very recommended lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.49937276]

>>49935532
I learned Latin (badly) over the last couple years since I quit waging
It's really not as great as it sounds. Ideally I'd work like 3 days a week just to have something to do, normies are fags when they hear you don't have a job. I get it if you're a tech dev or a doctor and don't want to talk to a NEET, but even low-level wagie losers act like they're too good for you.

[Anonymous No.49937287]

>>49937259
Cool but she is 100% cheating on you already, just know that.

[Anonymous No.49937305]

>>49937259
>>49937287
Wait did I just get rused sir. I better not have.

[Anonymous No.49937347]

>>49935860
>work weekends.
That's not NEETing. Fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.49937387]

>>49935860
do you live on gibs or your parents, or is your dj money enough to sustain your lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.49937434]

>>49935532
>What do NEETS do every day while we are in the cage?
Anime, manga, hentai, vidya, shitpost, trade stocks/crypto, think about suicide.

[Anonymous No.49937487]

>>49937387
>is your dj money enough to sustain your lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.49937501]

>>49936344
muthafuka? please, you ain't writing shit.
MUH creative side, bros Ya fa real.

[Anonymous No.49937726]

>>49935532
>What do NEETS do every day while we are in the cage?
when I was NEET I slept for 9 hours every day, could go on multiple day binges working on programming projects, watched anime, replayed old vidya and funposted at all hours, it was the ideal existence.

[Anonymous No.49937843]

>>49935860
>loves to cheat on her boyfreind
kek

[Anonymous No.49937953]

>>49935532
31 NEET
I drink on and off, play video games, fap 4+ times a day sometimes with other people, watch markets on other monitors, go for jogs and do basic calisthenics when I'm not drinking, sleep about 10 hours a day, cook a lot since I find it fun and clean up when I need to.

I own my own house just far enough from the metro to be on filtered well water and a 30 kwh solar system so I don't really have to pay for much as far as utilities are concerned. Life is idle but pleasant, I'm going camping with family next week even though I generally prefer to just keep to myself. I think I want an above ground pool again, in ground are too much work but I miss having access to a beach.

[Anonymous No.49937991]

>>49937953
how much did it cost to get into solar

[Anonymous No.49938235]

>>49937991
The 30 kwh system I have is violent violent overkill and was around $78k after everything was said and done. I went with it due to my shithole state having 1-1 net metering to retail, so basicly every extra kwh I stock with the power company even after hitting sell back capacity is free energy I can take back from them down the line since they also roll forever. 10 kwh is plenty for normal purposes and much cheaper. God I hate PNM so fucking much its unreal

[Anonymous No.49938317]

>>49937434
accurate

[Anonymous No.49938944]

Everything written in this thread sounds so utterly fucking depressing. How have you worthless fucks not killed yourselves yet?

[Anonymous No.49938957]

>>49935532
I'm slowly drinking myself to death. I think I should get a pet. I need something to love me.

[Anonymous No.49939020]

>>49938957
Yeah you should consider having a dog or cat, if you don't want some silence at some point. You can even start buying opposite sex for breeding and earn more money. Just be fucking productive insted.

[Anonymous No.49939028]

>>49938235
does your setup sustain 30kwh per month, or per hour?

[Anonymous No.49939143]

Shitpost, play video games, fuck some protitutes, training marcial arts, work out, play some guitar

[Anonymous No.49939231]

>>49936437
Based

[Anonymous No.49939351]

>>49939143
I prefer playing drums, it makes my heart feel overjoyed most of the time even I can't time some rhythms. Lol. Fucking prostitutes would be a worst decision because of the infections I can get with them. Eeeeh.

[Anonymous No.49939431]

I do absolutely nothing most days and sometimes go to bars and get drunk

I net $3500 a month from the VA and haven't worked in 8 years. Inflation is getting annoying.

[Anonymous No.49939489]

>>49939431
That's a worst part of leaving the wagie cagie, that's why we still need some side hustle the least or have some of our money deposited into some staking pool or just in banks if you love FIAT. Life is hard anon.

[Anonymous No.49939631]

>>49939489
much better to invest on stables instead than to lose money staking, only schizos are the ones who still think they are multiplying their money there

[Anonymous No.49939683]

>>49939631
It's not about multiplying your money but just leveraging than letting your funds shrink by just holding. You can even trade some on the upcoming orderbook DEX of Equilibrium soon. Who knows? I don't trade that much on CEXs right now, because of the random withdrawal suspensions they can take advantage off. Kek.

[Anonymous No.49941003]

>>49935553
how do you not kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49941061]

>>49941003
>how do you not kill yourself
for me it's anime

[Anonymous No.49941131]

>>49937212
>You're not ready for the level of attention women will give you over there.
this is an understatement, especially if you look good
I was there recently and the women are so different to westerns, it's insane. I'm sure on a deeper level there are countless similarities, but the surface was so much more pleasant.

[Anonymous No.49941137]

>>49935532
>all these replies from NEETS
>no mention of sex
you guys are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.49941166]

>>49941137
neet here
I do not have sex

[Anonymous No.49941187]

>>49935532
wizards

[Anonymous No.49941272]

>>49941137
>sex
Don't really care about it.
26 here still a virgin, I am grinding for the magical powers.

[Anonymous No.49941434]

>>49935860

you've definitely feasted on her boyfriend's semen, nice job.

[Anonymous No.49941491]

Anime, fapping, lifting, cardio, writing, programming, modelling, generally enjoying myself and improving in ways that wagecucks will never be able to.

[Anonymous No.49941497]

>>49941137
t. failed normie

[Anonymous No.49941542]

>>49941003
shitposting on /biz/ and playing video games is fun why would i want to kill myself

>captcha tard2

[Anonymous No.49941576]

>>49941137
Your soul is rotten.

[Anonymous No.49941596]

>>49935532
30 NEET. Never worked for a single second in my life for Mr. Shekelberg.
Financially secured since I live in third world.
I mostly watch some Yt, podcasts and play vidya. Work on programming skills and help with Github projects that I like. Was even offered a $80k/month salary remote by just contributing which I declined. I’ve made a few truly free tools for the games I like and it’s very popular. I also spend a lot of time thinking about ideas or existential things.
All in all pretty boring but I enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.49941598]

>>49941576
he is haunted by chthonic poon ghosts. he fears the celestial hero NEET

[Anonymous No.49941663]

>>49937212
>You're not ready for the level of attention women will give you over there.
Those are prostitutes, normal thai girls wont pay attention to you, they are conservative.

[Anonymous No.49941689]

>>49941596
which country?

[Anonymous No.49941739]

>>49941689
Somewhere innawoords in Southeast Asia.
Utilities suck here, but I’ve learnt to live with them.
I am not completely dependent on them like a dope addicted fiend of the modern world.

[Anonymous No.49941742]

>>49935532
NEET here, I got a job at amazon next week.
Also Im going back to college to finish my degree. Its gonna be cringe as fuck being an undergrad at age 30 but I just need one more year.

[Anonymous No.49941755]

>>49935532
sleep tight steeler

[Anonymous No.49941757]

>>49941003
By enjoying life and not dealing with people.

The only problem is when you hit 40, you realize you don't have a family (They are all either dead or estranged),
you don't have children and you are all-alone in this world without a single friend or person who care about you.
You can volunteer for church but you will eventually realize that the folks there only care about you based on your utility to the church not for you as a person. You can talk about all these race shit and wholesome families but in the end, it don't matter. By then, you would have normalized loneliness, you go in this World alone and you will leave it without a care in the World.

That is why so many people from Europe to the United States move to Bugland Countries like Flipland & Ladyboy country or Nipland. When they move, they just crash, they go partying, fucking street women, taking drugs without a care and with reckless abandon. They then marry Buggers and have half-fucked children as a result.

It is quite a life to live and not for everyone but that is the fate of the Tru Wizard NEET.

[Anonymous No.49941795]

>>49941663
hahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.49941800]

>>49935860
you fuck that farm animal?

[Anonymous No.49941807]

i wake up about 10am and check instagram and facebook for about 30 minutes while drinking my morning coffee
then i just find a few threads in a few differen /4chan forums/ and then keep refreshing them all day. sometimes i play video games

i used to go outside and do stuff back when i didnt have a computer in my room. the last couple years have been a blurr\

before that i traveled for like 3 years. those three years felt like an eternity. then the next couple years were cool cuase i did stuff in my local area with friends. the last couple years i have just been in my room staring at 4chan

[Anonymous No.49941821]

>>49941757
>It is quite a life to live and not for everyone but that is the fate of the Tru Wizard NEET.
how does the wizard neet get the funds and social skills to move over seas and bang women?

[Anonymous No.49941825]

>>49941757
i dont want to be 40 and another coomer tho i want to have a wife or partner and raise a family but its just so so difficult to do now i feel like giving up. at least crypto was entertaining

[Anonymous No.49941872]

>>49941825
just give up bro. its not worth it. what u gonna do marry some bitch thats been nutted in by 10 different dudes and expects to be treated like a princess?women are trash now

[Anonymous No.49941874]

>>49935628
teach meeee

[Anonymous No.49941902]

>>49935532
I shitpost, play video games, watch anime and dumb YouTube shit. If I'm feeling ambitious I make food. Here is crispy fried pork belly on sweet potato puree with Szechuan ponzu and salad with garlic scape vin.

[Anonymous No.49941912]

>>49941872
Thanks for reminding me why I need to leave the cagie

[Anonymous No.49941935]

>>49941902
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Wouldn’t even let my dog shit on it. Can you even call that food? Kys.

[Anonymous No.49941944]

>>49941935
Git gud

[Anonymous No.49942009]

>>49941872
>just give up bro. its not worth it. what u gonna do marry some bitch thats been nutted in by 10 different dudes and expects to be treated like a princess?women are trash now
yeah but what if you make a kid that isnt trash?

[Anonymous No.49942013]

>>49941821
From what I'd seen
A) Stock/Cryptofags (And those are the most autistic glass-hearted snowflakes you ever come across)
B) Inheritance when they inherit their parents' house, they sell it and move to Southeast Asia
C) Some NEETs are landlords/parasites to begin with, so they already got passive income.
D) They do Odd jobs but are not fully-employed, irregular work (3 month Warehouse assistant/packer, bowling alley employee, hotel cleaner).That kind of non-permanent unemployment that pays in cash and off-the-record
E) They sell weed or some illegal shit. Those are the Green Wizards homie. Boom and Bust.
They go selling weed/LSD/drugs, then spend 3 months in Thailand/Vietnam/Philippines fucking and burning through their profits, then go back to selling Weed.

You be surprised. These NEETs act like they own the joint with Dunning Krudger out their asshole.
It also helps that Bugmen are too beta to check them. They pull that shit in the States or anywhere else, they get checked and fucked right up.

>>49941825
Honestly, a good wife is one-in-a-million. In zoomer talk, it is like lootboxes

[Anonymous No.49942024]

>>49942009
she'll take them from you and mutilate their genitals for social media clout

[Anonymous No.49942060]

>>49935532
When I turned 30 I started panicking and did some IT courses and and a bootcamp. Now I work as software QA which is really comfy especially since I work 4 days from home.
I miss the NEET days but towards the end of it I just felt empty and unsatisfied all the time. Videogames became boring, masturbation was more of a chore. I started working out and just walking around town out of boredom.
My goal now is to save up enough money to buy a house in a rural area in Sweden (under $60K) and become a semi-NEET.

[Anonymous No.49942063]

>>49942009
my cousin had a kid with a bitch and she divorced him took half his shit and his kid and now shes moved her new nigger boyfriend in with them. if u mess with modern woman u need to be very careful not to wind up in a position like that

[Anonymous No.49942102]

>>49941742
I'm going back to uni at almost 29. Spent so much of my life addicted to vidya and just doing stupid shit, but I feel like I'm finally growing up. We'll be connected by our souls anon.

[Anonymous No.49942110]

>>49942060
>masturbation was more of a chore

[Anonymous No.49942149]

>>49942102
what? are you an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.49942211]

>>49941825
>i want to have a wife or partner and raise a family but its just so so difficult
Honest-to-god, I spent the better part of 30 years trying to find that one or even a woman who wants to have children. Once I even pricked my condoms for that lil' accident.

But Women can be one of the coldest mother fuckers on the planet man. Like Alaskan frigid.
Finding a Woman that you can relate to is one part, the tricky part is finding a woman that can relate to you.
And dem bitches know how to fake it and stroke your ego. They know how to play the game.
You have to filter those harlots out but then what do you got?

>>49942063
That is why I understand why Older Men groom girls/women to become the perfect wife, get them when they are young and brainwash them thoroughly till they can think of nothing else but servicing them.
It is still absolutely abhorrent to me but now I understand why.

To be perfectly honest, LGBT was a mistake, giving women rights over men was another but the biggest mistake was the end of arranged marriage. A large proportion of Men and Women will never breed, never start families otherwise.

/biz/ & /pol/ like to shit on Pajeets but at the end of the day, they have a woman to go back to and a family.
If they don't, they can pay for a faithful dedicated tradwife because they still practice arranged marriage and hold traditional values. In their culture, no man will be single and all women will be married, happily or not.

>>49942110
It really is. I had to masturbate to sleep.
Otherwise, I just sleep 4 hrs and wake up beaten as hell

[Anonymous No.49942224]

>>49937259
Confirms my sneaking suspicion about the importance of the haircut. I've let it go recently, might have to make get it done regularly again.

[Anonymous No.49942238]

>>49942102
Kek, I got my degree at Boulder U and my masters online at the University of Florida.
Shit doesn't change even after you get your degree.

[Anonymous No.49942242]

>>49942149
No. Just wasted a lot of time on entry level jobs leaving me almost nothing to speak for. Now I'm trying to get an actual skill

[Anonymous No.49942258]

>>49942211
Here's the funny thing about that. Women will be passed around by the top percent of men and feel broken or suicidal for the rest of their lives while we men will simply move on or hire prostitutes. No point in having a wife if she's going to be a drain in your life. By the time they realize the damage is done, it'll be too late. The hags will die, suicide, or take the scraps. We'll reign over the world again with young obedient wives.

[Anonymous No.49942273]

>>49942238
Well idk what else to do. Trades have pretty insane time investments with all the apprentiship stress, and anything else that's entry level just pays ass. I'm gonna try to grind out all CS degree, and I'm even approved for a NEETBUX program in my country that will cover most of my studies

[Anonymous No.49942284]

>>49941757
Described my life trajectory exactly. I was a coomer in Asia through my mid-40s, now in late 40s my sex drive has finally reduced and I have enough clarity to work on some new projects.

[Anonymous No.49942285]

>>49942242
>he actually bothered with entry level jobs
Jesus Christ. That's gotta be the new College: something everyone tells you to get but fucks you up in the long run. Fucked my retarded brother but I refuse to let it fuck me. Don't care if my family thinks I'm lazy or abusing their good will. I am not wasting my time for less than goddamn fucking pennies that can't even cover gas prices anymore.

[Anonymous No.49942289]

>>49937953
> fap 4+ times a day sometimes with other people
what sort of situation is this?

[Anonymous No.49942295]

The same thing do we do every night pinky...

[Anonymous No.49942325]

>>49942289
>he never played soggy biscuit with his bros

[Anonymous No.49942333]

>>49942285
Yeah... I'm working on it. Late to the party, but might as well try to use the remainder of my time wisely before the grim reaper comes to slash my throat and take me off this godforsaken rock

[Anonymous No.49942350]

>>49935860
first of all she is fugly
why are you eating other man cum out of her pussy? what is wrong with (You) have some self-esteem

[Anonymous No.49942369]

>>49942258
>Here's the funny thing about that. Women will be passed around by the top percent of men and feel broken or suicidal for the rest of their lives while we men will simply move on or hire prostitutes. No point in having a wife if she's going to be a drain in your life. By the time they realize the damage is done, it'll be too late. The hags will die, suicide, or take the scraps. We'll reign over the world again with young obedient wives.

Arranged marriage is a necessity for civilizations and cultures to continue.
That is why it is practiced by every civilization, which is why it is crucial that we reinstate it.

>>49942242
>>49942273
You gotta have ambition or drive.
If you have neither, you are NGMI.
Degrees ain't shit, truth be told.
You have to take the plunge and get fucked, keep getting fucked/humiliated and hold on for dear life.

[Anonymous No.49942388]

>>49942369
What did you study? I'm told CS degrees land sweet jobs right out the door but idk

[Anonymous No.49942394]

>>49942325
>soggy biscuit
m-must not... google.. it!

[Anonymous No.49942407]

>>49942369
Pretty much. Love is a temporary feeling and people lose the ability to bond the more they fuck. Soulmates are a myth. And women cannot for the fucking life of them choose an actual decent man, nor be content with them when they've already had a dick.

[Anonymous No.49942420]

>>49942325
>>49942394
Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.49942513]

>neets pretending they do anything other than spend all day on their computers

[Anonymous No.49942524]

>>49942420
>>49942513
Reign your bots in jfc

[Anonymous No.49942535]

>>49935532
I made some money and got $2.5 mn now at 35. Quit job last year and now NEET all day. What I do?
> Vidya
> Bit of trading / watch econ-news
> Travel
> Prosties

Life is good.

[Anonymous No.49942536]

>>49935532
The things that use up a lot of my time usually are game development (solo game dev), playing video games, and searching for stocks that can multiply my networth to no avail. I'm only a neet because I can't get a decently paid job so am only left with doing something I want to do even if I was rich but that has no guarantee of ever being a success and risking it on stocks. Currently poor. I do other stuff btw.

It is extremely humiliating and depressing that I can't get a decent job. I'm certain I'm seen as a failure to my parents.

[Anonymous No.49942612]

>>49942388
Engineering with a minor in economics
Masters in Information systems

[Anonymous No.49942687]

>>49935532
Ending up like pic related, even if you make it. Pic related also make it and its a millionaire but lives in a moldy house, broken body, eating junk and getting his mom ded. Life expectancy at 40

[Anonymous No.49942691]

>>49935860
reeee you fucking normie faggot get the fuck off my board

[Anonymous No.49942752]

>>49942687
The irony is he's gonna live to 90 because he isn't fat.

[Anonymous No.49942762]

>>49942752
Not with that shit he is eating and drinking

[Anonymous No.49942787]

>>49942388
>I'm told CS degrees land sweet jobs right out the door but idk
Did they tell you that you need at least 3-to-5 years of relevant working experience (C++ etc.) before they consider your application? Your chances of landings are much, much lower if there is nobody vouching for you.

I mean on the miniscule chance that they gave you that interview, you can smoke the interview as long as you pass the tests/coding exercise they give you but you need to study them, know what kind of program they are building.

[Anonymous No.49942838]

28 nearly there

Make spreadsheets look nice for big corporate

[Anonymous No.49942860]

>>49941003
>jew in ID
discarded with prejudice

[Anonymous No.49942869]

>>49942838
Nice hustle, I used to do basic accountancy for small businesses around the neighborhood for tax purposes.
Even got an auditor to approve my shit.

[Anonymous No.49942877]

>>49942752
>live to 90
>not staying physically or mentally active

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.49942901]

>>49941491
I do that as a quant and get paid handsomely for it lol. Don't kid a kidder, anon - you play TF2 and tab out to shitpost here all day.

[Anonymous No.49942913]

>>49935757
this doesnt sound appealing at all

[Anonymous No.49942930]

only animals kept in captivity masturbate

[Anonymous No.49943049]

holy shit what a depressing thread. these are the people making fun of wagies? the saddest posts are the obvious larps. "oh yeah i study classical literature and im an amateur opera singer." bro we all know you just open wagie threads on biz all day ger your life together.

[Anonymous No.49943131]

>>49943049
There is nothing to do. Wrist injury took chefing from me, I'm sitting on $1/4M from an inheritance. I'm applying to IT shit but we're in a downturn.
The best I got is to buy some land and start a hemp based paper straw company hiring import nogs for Fink ESG money to bail out and double down on neetdom.

[Anonymous No.49943202]

>>49937081
shes the cocktail waitress
i fuck her on weekdays.
she is always clean and fresh. she is not fat thats just the camera

>>49937347
its not fucking work, its partying i get drunk, do drugs, i do whatever the fcuk i want, last saturday i took two girls to the back where i park my car and they sucked my dick. while i finger there pussy.
>>49937387
i invested into link early and have been selling the past two years.
>>49941434
she dont fuck him. she fcuks me too much. >>49942350
she is cute as hell dude.

>>49942691
dude i been here since 2007.

[Anonymous No.49943228]

I miss working part time and living with my parents. Waging sucks

[Anonymous No.49943247]

>>49943228
I still live with my parents but wage full time WFH, idk what I am even doing it's not like I'm saving for anything.

[Anonymous No.49943250]

>>49943049
>these are the people making fun of wagies?
I dont. I myself am depressed.
>making a game
>dont see it being successful
>trying stocks
>dont see it making me riches
>looking for a job
>don't see myself getting anything beyond flipping burgers

t. Depressed college degree holder

[Anonymous No.49943312]

>>49943202
what kinda music do you play?
Ive been thinking about getting into DJing myself. a friend DJs and throws his own parties, hes a comlpete autist but snagged a cute girlfriend of it. I think theres no easier way to get pussy and its probably a lot of fun too.

[Anonymous No.49943408]

>>49942211
>Once I even pricked my condoms for that lil' accident.
Damn this guy is legitimately mentally ill. You even make NEETs seem well-adjusted. Fukken wew.

[Anonymous No.49943492]

genuinely the saddest thread ive seen in my 10+ years of this website. Go outside get a fucking job and talk to people jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.49943507]

>>49942289
Omegle

[Anonymous No.49943510]

>>49943492
I'd rather not, thank you

[Anonymous No.49943511]

>>49943202
how to get into fucking young women?

[Anonymous No.49943515]

>>49943492
>saddest thread
For you maybe.
Keep seething wagie.

[Anonymous No.49943523]

>>49941757
>The only problem is when you hit 40, you realize you don't have a family (They are all either dead or estranged),
My parents are probably going to reach 100 and I'd be surprised if I last to 70

[Anonymous No.49943551]

>>49943202
Pretty based desu, what country? And how much link have you sold off? Would be keeping some of that shit for staking if you want to continue

[Anonymous No.49943682]

I was rich before crypto I bought it really for fuck you ammount of money, I sold it when it was peak.
I'm richest man in my family, I fuck my little sister everyday and cousin every second day, funny thing I love lifting and anime/hentai so I wear hentai tier merch to my local gym.
I don't enjoy alcohol, smokes but I admit like sweets once a month.

I pay for my parents everything so they don't have to work I personally live in small town in rather big house with my sis and cousin.

I don't spend much money and taxes on crypto were not intruduced when I payed out and there is no retarded taxes on ammount of money you posses.

To awnser obvious question why I fuck my family members well sis is infertile like forever and cousin is rather distant one so chances of defects is very very low.

My expierence as Rich Neet is deafult life I don't feel like inferior person and I'm 25 my sis 24 my cousin 22.

[Anonymous No.49943810]

>>49943682
if not larp seek medical help

[Anonymous No.49943825]

>>49943682
Larp

[Anonymous No.49943858]

>>49935532
Make spending cash making 3d models and 3d model commissions.
Work on my gmi indie game.
Pick any random post in this thread that has a wake up light exercise touch grass eat healthy daily routine because i do that shit but i cbf typing out my whole routine for you. Im 32 been doing this for 9 years.

[Anonymous No.49943863]

>>49935532
>Wake up at 11 AM
>dont get up
>spend 2 hrs on bed browsing porn and youtube
>edge my dick
>get up and dont make bed
>eat
>go back to room
>play vidya
>stop and jerk off
>play vidya again for the rest of day
>sleep at 3 AM
>repeat
I'm already past the age with the chance of making it, plus we're all going to die anyway lol
Fuck it

[Anonymous No.49944197]

>>49943858
16 hours sleep:
>I dont't want to get up
>what's the point of getting up anyway
>I want to close my eyes and disappear
>feel more tired than when I went to sleep
>40 degrees in the room, can't be bothered to get up turn AC on
>maybe I should just sleep another 8 hours and restart next day
>I would rather just go back to that nightmare I was having
>I have nowhere to go and nothing to do anyway
literally me this morning(morning as in 22:30).

[Anonymous No.49944241]

>>49944197
Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.49944314]

>>49941757
Thank you blackID'd anon, for showing me where my life is heading. But even in knowing it, I know I'm not changing it. It's simply inevitable

[Anonymous No.49944490]

>>49935532

same thing i did in my 20s. Farmed good boy points.

[Anonymous No.49944499]

I never stopped being 20.
Still playing WoW currently levelling an alt.

[Anonymous No.49944583]

>>49935860
>be a dejen at a depressing dive on the weekend and suck cum

>like my favorite cumbag pic related

>21 years old. loves to bring me fresh stinky gamer cum all day

>omg i love sucking that dude’s jizz out of a diseased tube

>i even ate her shit i don’t CARE

[Anonymous No.49944593]

I am 37 and never worked a day in my life. I sleep 12 hours a day and wake up at 7pm to start my day.

[Anonymous No.49944622]

>>49944197
That used to be me but now I'm /fit/ and have a great girlfriend, it can get better anon. Start lifting and going for walks.

[Anonymous No.49944814]

>>49935532
The same thing i did in my teens and 20s

[Anonymous No.49944839]

>>49935532
Personally if I didn't get rich by then, I'd 100% kill myself

[Anonymous No.49944953]

>>49935860
Below mid fr

[Anonymous No.49945143]

>>49941757
>tfw normie family man
Unironically wish i was a neet

[Anonymous No.49945199]

>>49935532
>What do NEETS do every day while we are in the cage?
play with my increasingly non functioning penis

[Anonymous No.49945349]

>>49943202
some tatted to shit whore and you’re.. proud of it?

[Anonymous No.49945444]

>>49935532
If you don’t have your own business or some type of esoteric income by 30 I don’t know what to tell you

[Anonymous No.49945455]

>>49943492
seething wagie

[Anonymous No.49945522]

>wake up at random time
>go for bike ride or walk unless weather sucks
>eat breakfast
>read news and shitpost
>check crypto news, nft mints, etc.
>play video games
>eat
>play video games with friends (they're all neets or otherwise weirdos too)
>more shitposting
>go to sleep
I will concede I spend about 4 hours/week managing an ebay and Amazon store. I've also had a few gfs over the years but never anything serious

[Anonymous No.49945555]

any ex-neets got advice on how to get out of the NEET bubble? i need to get out of my comfort zone.

>mid twenties
>6 figures portfolio
>own my house.

[Anonymous No.49945692]

>>49945555
Buy businesses and real estate.
Or if you are too lazy for it, buy REITs and go dropshipping. Doesn't matter if you lose money in your 1st yr, it gives you something to do and something to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.49945697]

>>49941902
looks really good, nice!

[Anonymous No.49945708]

>>49945555
Checked

[Anonymous No.49945738]

>>49945143
Heh. That was what my Brother said.
Dude had two kids, his wife completely nags at him and he is forced to take care of his wife's stroke mother. He is constantly stressed-and worried about stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.49945755]

>>49945692
Ive tried dropshipping in the past, i was getting so many complaints that the shipping was slow and the chargebacks made me fuckin quit that shit.

wdym buy businesses? Im considering in starting my ecommerce business but choosing a product is difficult.

[Anonymous No.49945773]

>>49945708
>people who remember you from school see you working in the back of McDonalds as an oldfag
>they start to chuckle quietly amongst themselves
>distressed, you look away, pretending not to notice
>you want to explain, to tell them that you've already made it and this is just an eccentric high iq social experiment on your part
>you look back
>they've already gone

[Anonymous No.49945779]

>>49935757
gross
>6am-8am coffee and reading
>8am-830am water/feed plants
>830am-9am run 2 or 3 miles
>9am-930am shower/shave
>930am-4pm TRADE LIKE A BOSS
>4pm-530pm lift weights
>530pm-6pm shower/free time
>6pm-8pm cook, eat, cleaup
>8pm-11pm free time
>11pm-6am sleep

[Anonymous No.49945784]

>>49945773

[Anonymous No.49945802]

>>49945784
>I would be unmoved in such a scenario!
I do not believe you, good man.

[Anonymous No.49945810]

>>49935532
Personally:
>Read about economics
>Read about chess
>Learning guitar off youtube
>Go out drinking with friends on weekends
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Invest neetbucks I get for being disabled into crypto (0.2 btc to 1.3 btc last bullrun)
>Powerlifting
Every now and again I fuck a hooker. It's cheaper than dating and lets me do things I want to instead of spending my life pleasing something that will age like milk.

[Anonymous No.49945845]

>>49945802

[Anonymous No.49945874]

>>49945845
>larps as impervious stoic on 4channel dot org
Okay.

[Anonymous No.49945931]

>>49945874
Why would I give a shit about what people from school think about me? I don't live anywhere near to where I went to school so the likelihood of seeing one of them is basically zero.

[Anonymous No.49945988]

>>49945931
>Why would I give a shit about what people from school think about me?
Forget about the "people from school" shit: the insistence that you *never* care about what anyone does or says in relation to you is the note of disingenuousness. If you were to say that you mostly don't, that would be believable. But to insist that you're incapable of caring rings false. It sounds like a larp. Like you're trying to convince yourself of this, not me.

[Anonymous No.49946043]

>>49945708
>>49945773
>become a millionaire
>doesn't just buy and open up his own mcdonalds
>he could just open up a small coffee shop or other low effort break-even low profit business near a college and fuck all the teenie / early twenty college wagies that want to work for him
i love how fucking retarded people here are, it's like going to a petting zoo and looking down over the fence at the pigs rolling around in shit

[Anonymous No.49946054]

>>49946043
t. has never opened a franchise before
Do you enjoy headaches?

[Anonymous No.49946068]

>>49946043
>i love how fucking retarded people here are, it's like going to a petting zoo and looking down over the fence at the pigs rolling around in shit
And remember these are the people who will be working for you.

[Anonymous No.49946082]

>>49941742
When you're done with your degree, you'll be looking back at your 30 year old self and be thankful you did it.
Then you'll realize that what *was* really cringe was you thinking it was cringe to go back to school at 30 :)

Good luck, and stay focused you fucker

[Anonymous No.49946098]

>>49946054
that's why next line was his own coffee shop
>coffee machine
>sandwhich presses
>fridge

Also my parents were commercial property owners, 1/3 of the franchise stores in their properties were shops they owned.
Just hire boomer wagies with retail experience to be the "shop manager" and wrangle the zoomer tards.

[Anonymous No.49946109]

>>49935532
Is he sleeping or dead?

[Anonymous No.49946123]

>>49945143
How is family life?
Don't you get to fuck whenever you want and have a nice companion to go on hikes with?

[Anonymous No.49946139]

>>49946054
A girl in my class in highschool's dad owned a mcdonalds.
He never worked in the store he just sat at home in his home office watching the store cameras.
But you're right they are shit businesses overall.
I was just pointing out the absurdity of a peak millionaire power fantasy is to wagie but act like a retarded child on purpose because you could because that gets you laid allegedly.

[Anonymous No.49946148]

>>49945143
That's what you get for breeding. Enjoy the weight of those chains.

[Anonymous No.49946154]

>>49942060
Gick du nån vuxenutbildning eller fick du läsa på högskolenivå?
Jobbar som konsult just nu på järnvägen men har börjat inse att jag behöver en plan B. Hamnar jag i rullstol imorgon så är det i princip kört för mig, börjar tröttna dessutom på allt resande.
"Jobbar in" oftast så jag tänkte att det kan va värt att lära sig något nytt på fritiden.

[Anonymous No.49946168]

>>49945522
Sounds comfy. What kind of things do you sell?

[Anonymous No.49946318]

>>49941003
As a 32 yo neet I'm able to enjoy life much more than when I was in my 20s. I'm barely ever depressed anymore. With maturity you come to enjoy life as it is, in any circumstances. Also I'm able to voluntary cut myself from the judgement of people, something I wasn't able to do when I was 25. I enjoy walking outside in the sun, having my morning coffee, doing sport etc...

[Anonymous No.49946332]

>>49946043
McDonald's makes more money from real estate than they do food. They buy buildings in prime locations then franchise them out so if the business fails, the franchisee eats shit and they're still holding the real estate.

[Anonymous No.49946406]

>>49946043
>>49946098
Why would you go through the trouble of opening a business when you can do nothing? I can tell you don't know what you're talking about. People opening businesses are almost always lower middle class people trying to get rich with it, and going deeply in debt. People that are already millionaires won't go through the trouble.

[Anonymous No.49946433]

>>49946332
when i asked my dad why we didn't own a fast food restaurant and only had local restaurants and clothing franchise stores he explained exactly what you explained to me 15 years ago
He also told me nobody makes money from owning their own restaurant they make money from starting a good restaurant, making it look real popular, then finding some dumb cashed up idiot who wants to larp as a popular restaurateur and then selling it to them. That or they turn it into a franchise and make money by scaling.

[Anonymous No.49946580]

>>49943510
whats wrong with that man?

[Anonymous No.49946629]

>>49946580
He's a wagie

[Anonymous No.49946640]

>>49935532
I played WoW hardcore, it destroyed my business, I got depression (long hours wandering around alone outside), so I went back to school, finished it. Got a decent job, bought a car, I'm not touching WoW ever again or any MMO

[Anonymous No.49946850]

>>49935532
Fish, hunt, go on walks, ride my bike, video games, scenic drives, go to the movies, cook, bake, do yard work, go to the beach, fly my plane, read, etc, etc. I pretty much just enjoy life and my hobbies, which I imagine is what anyone would do given the time to enjoy life and their hobbies.

[Anonymous No.49947386]

>>49943202
>thats just the camera
KEK

[Anonymous No.49947742]

>>49935860
>cattle crossing

[Anonymous No.49947918]

>>49946640
wtf is this true?

[Anonymous No.49948263]

>>49942513
Are you new here or something?

[Anonymous No.49948270]

>>49947918
yeah

[Anonymous No.49948338]

>>49935532

Again this shit? Fucking bots

[Anonymous No.49948352]

>>49935532
Bot thread

[Anonymous No.49948620]

I don't know why a lot of you think it's a bad thing, if you suffer a bit, you know go to college eng. or start coding in 5y you're done, 100k (with a little effort of course). 100k does't sound very exciting, but it can give you a comfy life and be the base to built whatever life you want, from 100 to 200k it's not that hard... then if you are 40 with dead family and no friends you are free, you have to answer to no one, just do whatever you want, how is this not awesome? I'm going back to college this year. I wish I had understood this sooner, but, I'm still relatively young. I think there is no point in being a sacrificial lamb or feeling bad, just enjoy it. That's my new motto, what will be will be, and I will enjoy myself.

[Anonymous No.49948732]

>>49946640
greatest anime of all time
Fullmetal Alchemist is okay too

[Anonymous No.49948769]

>>49935532
There are NEETs under 30 years old?

[Anonymous No.49948937]

>>49935532
30 year old NEET here
Used to work in San Diego as a software engineer and lived with a couple guys in a shared house right next to SDSU.
After making it in crypto I quit and ended up taking up other hobbies like surfing or sailing.
Also fucking 18 year old girls at the local college.
I'm already bored of being NEET and might find an easy job with lots of college girls like bartending or maybe just take classes.
Not sure how you guys can do this NEET stuff forever.

[Anonymous No.49949124]

Depends on if they had sex or not. The pure ones ascend to becoming wizards

[Anonymous No.49949134]

>>49941061
there is not enough unique anime for this cope to last

[Anonymous No.49949145]

these 'people' are shutin failures. they spend all day every day on this childrens cartoon forum trying to 'win' fake gay arguments that nobody started. theyre barely human

[Anonymous No.49949216]

>>49948937
>Used to work in San Diego as a software engineer and lived with a couple guys in a shared house right next to SDSU.
That sounds hot

[Anonymous No.49949230]

>>49943202
>she dont fuck him
Lmao thays what she tells you and him, she most likely fucks other men from that club. Be careful anon
Never eat whores pussy you nasty retard

[Anonymous No.49949292]

>>49938944
>Noooo you cant escape the plantation!! Stay here and work like me!!

[Anonymous No.49949311]

>>49936392
LocalMonero exists

[Anonymous No.49949337]

>>49938944
seething wagie go pay your taxes to fund the one and only true lifestyle

[Anonymous No.49949358]

>>49949292
I'm afraid he can't be freed from his shackles just yet, but then again most of you don't understand the true powers of a NEET, maybe in a couple more lives the guys will get there.

[Anonymous No.49949525]

Im 32, made a fuck ton of money on ETH and own a ~7500 sq.ft home on a little under 100 acres in VT. My day to day is typically something like
>wake up around ~8-8:30 AM
>have coffee and small breakfast on back patio or out near pond and read
>after that spend the rest of the day watching movies/television, playing vidya, shitposting etc, throw in lunch usually around 1 pm
>around 5 PM i usually take my dog on a jog through the woods
>get back, rinse off, cook dinner usually around 6:30 or 7 pm
>after dinner hang out some more playing vidya/shitposting/etc
>usually in bed by 10 PM and asleep by 11 PM

I would say thats probably roughly my day to day during spring/summer/autumn if I am staying home. Of course I like to go out hiking in the state. I do ski in the winter. I usually try to have breakfast or dinner in town at least a couple times a week. I tend my garden at least once a week. I recently got into BBQ and bought pic related so I am trying to improve that lately, which is usually an all day thing when i do that. Idk im pretty content with life right now, obviously no gf but whatever.

[Anonymous No.49951142]

>>49949525
You are an inspiration, anon

[Anonymous No.49951396]

>>49935532

[Anonymous No.49951515]

>>49951396
What is the cheat code to change this fate?

[Anonymous No.49951803]

>>49941003
having lots of sex on tinder

[Anonymous No.49952006]

>>49935860
I use pic rel to stop those things getting onto my property.

[Anonymous No.49952155]

>>49952006
I use bear traps.

[Anonymous No.49952370]

>>49942536
If you want a solid stock to buy, look into Rite Aid. There will be another buyout offer in about 6 weeks. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.49952570]

>>49949525
How to get gud at bbq?

[Anonymous No.49952945]

>>49935628
You are full of shit

[Anonymous No.49953658]

>>49951396
Sounds like bullshit.

[Anonymous No.49953768]

>>49935628
This. Have almost all of my assets in staking pools. Using yield aggregators like SPOOL. DAOs are a good way to have a sense of ownership in this fucking cage. Curve and the likes, you get the gist

[Anonymous No.49953818]

>>49935613
babys first bear market? its called shorting with leverage you fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.49953841]

[Anonymous No.49955258]

>>49945555
Don’t have an answer since I’m in a similar predicament after semi making it. Traveled a bit, bought nice shit, and still became depressed after a few months of fucking around. I did the complete opposite and started working 7 days a week, and I won’t stop until I figure out what to do with my spare time.

[Anonymous No.49956394]

>>49952370
How do u know?