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Press F for Commoditybros

All commodities are going to 0

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>49928478

>> No.49930107

Fuck SIGA short that trash.

>> No.49930111
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S

>> No.49930116
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49930116

Fucking dump it you sick fucks

>> No.49930121
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49930121

How do I quit coffee?

>> No.49930128

Why is LABD red today?

>> No.49930129
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49930129

Still cash, still a bear market

>> No.49930137
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GAY SEX BROS

>> No.49930156

>>49930121
Smoking cannabis

>> No.49930158

>>49930121
save your teeth stupid and take nu-tropics with a mix of caffeine and l-theanine

>> No.49930163

Does Biden speak again today?

>> No.49930168
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>>49930111
you bastard

>> No.49930173

>>49930080
There is nothing fundamentally wrong with oil, it will go back up, buy it now

>> No.49930172
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Fucking Steelconnect.

Don't ever change, you cartel run shitstock you.

>> No.49930177

Commodities are on fore sale you fags. BUY BUY BUY

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FUCKING JANNIES

>> No.49930186
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>>49930121
Drink monster 'till your heart stops

>> No.49930188
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First they came for the menthols, and I did not speak out - because I did not smoke menthols.
Then they came for the juuls, and I did not speak out - because I did not vape.
Then they came for all tobacco - and there was no one left to speak for me

>> No.49930190

>>49930129
probably wont give another dive until Monday

>> No.49930201
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>>49930178
They actaully do care about us though

>> No.49930205

>>49930178
Jannies are the n-word

>> No.49930210

>>49929811

>Hey /biz/, why shouldn't I hold a uvxy 2024 call just in case shit really hits the fan?

as others said, thats a terrible idea if the market is going to crab or go up
if you expect circuit breakers, you can get rich

me, im expecting circuit breakers

>> No.49930214

>>49930121
That's the neat part: you don't.

>> No.49930215

>>49930188
They are forcing a parallel economy on themselves- do they not know its the last stage of their own destruction?

>> No.49930216

WHY THE FUCK ARE SEMICONDUCTORS GETTING HIT SO FUCKING HARD

>> No.49930220

>>49930188
They really should ban all inhalable tobacco products though. Stick to dip and snus so I don't have to breathe your shit

>> No.49930218

>>49930121
I just drink more fudge it you only live once

>> No.49930222
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Guys I figured out how the market works:
- roll a 6 sided dice
- if it lands on 2, 3, 4, or 5, do absolutely fucking nothing for 10 minutes on zero volume
- if it lands on 1, scream upward for 10 minutes like jesus christ just rose from the fucking grave and bodyslammed biden on national television and then gave humanity a perpetual motion machine
- if it lands on 6, it takes a massive, body-convulsing, sloppy wet shit downward for 10 minutes

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>>49930121
Drink tea (it's good for you).

>> No.49930229

>>49930051
is jpowell announcing something later?

>> No.49930231

>>49930178
Uh jannies know politics are tied to the market right? Hope his pay got docked for that wrongful ban.

>> No.49930232

If you’re laughing at juuls being banned there’s a 99% chance you’re a small Asian twink and smell like shit

>> No.49930233

>>49930121
im quitting tomorrow, i expect an entire week of tension headaches but then you start sleeping really well after the detox is done

>> No.49930238

>>49930222
rolled a 4

>> No.49930242

>>49930232
Guess I'm the 1% then, faggot

>> No.49930246
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my utilities doin a lil sum

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>>49930220

>> No.49930251

>>49930073
sussin

>> No.49930255
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>>49930121
Just stop. You will sleep for two days straight and feel groggy for another two days, that's it. You will find little joy in life for the next month or two though as your body has to get used to having less than half the energy it once had. If you were talkative before, you will be almost mute now.

>> No.49930257

amd pumpin

>> No.49930256

>>49930220
Don't forget your booster and mask fag

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>>49930220
fuck off

>> No.49930262

>anons mad about cancer juice being banned
If you really want cancer that badly, just sneak into Chernobyl.

>> No.49930269

>>49930121
This >>49930225. Transition to tea.

>> No.49930270

>>49930232
Fr fr, all these nasty ass incels that be clowin on us for juuls getting banned smell like straight ass and get no hoes, on god.

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Brace your anus yall about to get Janus.
Jynneos 33.

Sigger.

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>>49930220
what the f*ck am I reading

>> No.49930280

SILJ finally below 10

>> No.49930284
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49930284

>Ummmm, did you know smoking causes cancer?!

>> No.49930285

>>49930107
Cope and seethe. Gay sex is on the rise.

>> No.49930293

>>49930210
Isn't the point of a hedge to be a terrible idea? You want to avoid the hedge scenario materializing.

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VROOMchads, I think wgmi

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>>49930275
Based Elway poster.

>> No.49930306
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Y’all niggas ain’t listen to me about the biotech melt up. Niggers be niggin. Still lots of room. The snoot says buy XBI LABU and CCXI. Obey the snoot.

>> No.49930308

Oil stocks are finished. Buy real oil and make sure they deliver to your doorstep.

>> No.49930325

>>49930306
I have a bag of EDIT

>> No.49930327

Holy fuck why aren't they closing the Tuesday gap. Shit fucking sucks.

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>>49930298
bought 6k shares today

>> No.49930336

I'm so glad I'm not a caffeine dependent redditor

>> No.49930339

>>49930327
>49930178
id say after hours we can expect some movement but fed is still propping this shit show up

>> No.49930349

>>49930336
caffeine dependent redditor detected

>> No.49930354

Just bought more LABD bags
It can't keep going down, can it?

>> No.49930358

janny deleted my ban screenshot?
wtf is this dude even doing lmao

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>>49930336
listen here you little shit, nothing wrong with caffein.

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>>49930178
"JANNIES could be here" he thought, "I've never posted in this general before. There could be JANNIES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE JANNIES." he thought. Moonman Dis-tracks reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the hoard of puppet IP addresses circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of range bans on his ISP. "With a Dynamic IP address you can evade any ban length whenever you want." he said to himself, out loud.

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>>49930358

>> No.49930388

>>49930232
Fuck you cuck enjoy smelling like cotton candy asbestos while I rock Creed Adventus you broke buck

>> No.49930398

>>49930354
xbi was outrageously oversold
however -- bioshits burn money 99% of the time so during a recession they should also burn. The real headcase is real estate going up in value today.

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>>49930262
Oh my god yes finally someone to save me from lung cancer so I can make it to 100 years old and upload my brain into a computer after eating bugs and living in a pod for 40 years holy fuck sign me right up thank you for saving me so based so cool so intelligent

>> No.49930410

>>49930339
Yeah and now its starting to look like they'll close the gap right above.

>> No.49930414

I’m buying 25k in the monthly OTM gush calls fuck this faggoty ass dump

>> No.49930430

short all EV stocks, GGPI is a nice one right now

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>>49930104
how heavy is your bag anon?
the fact it's non fatal, first discovered in fucking 1970s and symptoms last like 2-4 weeks. it's a literal nothingburger
whats happening is that autists who missed the MRNA, PFE train are shilling SIGA in hopes for another vaccine moon shot - not happening

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Why is the hour power....

>> No.49930447

what fear porn did jpow say this time that means it's actually bullish?

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>>49930325
>bullish on gene edited babies in a woke political world in which we all know will be edited to be white
If we ever get out of this mind virus then that could be a good play
>>49930354
>XBI at 52w low
>buys LABD
Now this is the retardation I come here for. Bravo anon. Bravo. Please keep us posted.

>> No.49930453

>>49930216
pricing in the imminent destruction of taiwanese fabs

>> No.49930473
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>>49930441
WE FUCKING WARNED YOU BRO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49930478

>>49930216
semiconductor stocks have been propped up by 10 years of bitcoin and ethereum mining

>> No.49930479

>>49930447
nothing- just had to school our full retard elected officials on what the Fed actually does.... again.

>> No.49930483

>>49930441
VIX still higher means its fake and gay

>> No.49930490
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GO SOXL

GO SOXL

GO GO

GO SOXL

>> No.49930500

>>49930452
I'll definitely keep you posted.
We're in a fucking bear market. XBI should go down

>> No.49930502

VRMbros what's the reason for this pump and will it continue?

>> No.49930505

>>49930490
office girls have black hair
she's a fraud

>> No.49930509
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49930509

>leaps are printing but I keep trying to sell PMCCs capping my gains

>> No.49930511

>>49930262
Wait did they reinstate prohibition?

>> No.49930513

What are the actual odds of the WHO delcaring monkypox a health emergency?

>> No.49930519
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>>49930479
MPEACHFOFIVE

>> No.49930526

>>49930519
0

>> No.49930531

>>49930513
Since pride month is coming to an end, probably small.

>> No.49930530

>>49930502
big dick energy
source: my ass
will it continue:
someone says yes
>>49930511
alcohol is for fags so I wish

>> No.49930537

Umm oil barons we are slurping, r-right?

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im finally green on my Wayfair bags after months of holding and averaging down

>> No.49930552

>>49930537
I'm still up on my UCO, but damn this hurts right in the feels.

>> No.49930560

>>49930500
https://investorplace.com/2022/04/recession-fears-are-creating-a-golden-opportunity-for-biotech-stocks/amp/

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Yurobros?

>> No.49930578
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*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

>> No.49930585

This has to be a fake out

>> No.49930593
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>>49930537
i already slurped. we are riding the bottom of the /CL trend and if we dump hard from here its ogre

>> No.49930618

>>49930437
I am long 1000 shares at $13.26 cost basis
there are definitely people among the SIGA holders who are trying to shill it as a MRNA/PFE size move, as serious of global concern as covid, and I agree with you that they are sheisters
however it is a serious illness - right now the people who are getting infected are young gay men
we haven't seen 100 people in a nursing home catch monkeypix yet, to get a better idea of fatalities
going off history, even a 1% rate would be very bad - most estimates are closer to 3-6%
my target is still $30

>> No.49930627

>>49930585
it is. look at the vix. a green vix day on a green market day is never good

>> No.49930630

AMD predictions for tomorrow?

>> No.49930631

So is the bear market canceled?

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Please Mr. Mumu sir, if you could just take some profits my family would be ever so grateful.

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>>49930631
It resumes tomorrow

>> No.49930653
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49930653

wow such greenie!

oil backing up to 50 bucks as predicted!
rates going down it seems!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGghiHq-XzQ

>> No.49930665

>>49930560
Fuck

>> No.49930676

>>49930537
IF OIL GOES BELOW 104, I WILL DIG A TRENCH FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO INTO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE SPR'S SALT DOMES, SO HELP ME GOD.

>> No.49930678

PUMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT PUMP

>> No.49930685

>>49930502
Decent chance they'll file for bankruptcy so we'll be in a REV-type situation

>> No.49930689
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49930689

buy NFLX
buy TGT
buy WMT
buy W
buy NEGG
buy INTC
buy AMD
buy MU
buy CLF
buy X
buy TWTR
buy AXON

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>>49930631
I sacrificed my portfolio for /smg/ so yeah >>49744459

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New bobo meme dropped. Use it wisely.

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>>49930689

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I've been craving a nice cool Bangs Root Beer but all they had was A&W

>> No.49930713

>>49930700
he cute

>> No.49930733
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>>49930703
well lets hear your picks

>> No.49930739
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well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

LOOKS LIKE INNOVATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

>> No.49930759
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SOXL PLEASE COME ON GO FUCKING UP EVERYTHING ELSE IS

>> No.49930770

>>49930759
NO
FUCK YOU
SOXS IS MY ONLY GREEN TODAY

>> No.49930773

CAM ON URANIUM LETS SKORE SOME FUKIN GAINS

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>>49930759

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>>49930689
>buy NFLX
>buy TWTR

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Daily reminder, when DXY goes up SPX goes down and vice versa.

>> No.49930795

>>49930783
just add that things tripcode to the filter to increase your /biz/ experience by 30%

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>>49930773

>> No.49930806

>>49930689
you forgot
>AQB
>AMC
>GME
>BBBY
>SOXL
>SOXS
>BABA
>BILI
and of course the gaysex stock i dont need to mention im sure everyone here is familiar

>> No.49930809

WHY THE FUCK IS REAL ESTATE GOING UP

>> No.49930812

>>49930700
that's a dog

>> No.49930823

>>49930700
cute kot

>> No.49930827

>>49930797
An just like that energy fuels is green, this is the powah of the norf

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>>49930733
OK hear me out because this is an investment only the big boys that play in the major leagues will understand:
Cash

>> No.49930835

Just how many soxl baggies are in this thread,lmao

>> No.49930850

>>49930809
because noone can afford to rent and property values are starting to go down

>> No.49930851

>>49930831
sounds ultra gay, im only into bio tech scams and pure shit meme stocks

>> No.49930853

I own xom and thought about selling at 105 but I didn't bother.

I've held it for 2 years and I think it can go to 150 over the next couple of years. why bother with the aggravation of selling in and out for a short term holding period and paying taxes when I can just sit comfy and collect dividends.

also this market is fake and gay and things are moving in incorrect directions

>> No.49930854
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CAM ON VRM

>> No.49930855

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE ALL THE FUNNYMONEY DOLLARS GONE??? WHAT ASSET ARE THEY ENDING UP IN??? WEBER GRILLS???? REVELON?????

>> No.49930856

>>49930809
>increased interest rates meaning affordability at an all time low?
BULLISH, PRICE GO UP
>every single metric saying a recession is guaranteed
BULLISH, STOCKS GO UP

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Niggas in here actin like LABU ain’t bout to blow the teezy off the heezy for reezy

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>>49930700

>> No.49930875

>>49930831
Japanese Yen?

>> No.49930886

>>49930856
>>49930850
Guess I wait and get some more puts then on it.

>> No.49930890
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>interest rate hikes
>long tiny hat sector

simple as

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Bros....

>> No.49930903
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>>49930855
Well me personally I dumped $500 worth of funbucks into VRM this morning

>> No.49930906

>>49930700
This is a pretty old picture, from 2015 - that is actually a dog btw it's a pomeranian mix. There was also a family in China that brought home what they thought was a tibetan mastiff puppy and it ended up being an endangered species of bear, but that was in 2016

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mystery-adorable-bear-dog-solved/story?id=36100564

>> No.49930910

>>49930733
I don't have picks, I'm a used shares salesman not an investor.

>> No.49930912

>>49930890
This anon kikes

>> No.49930913

>>49930437
there was 2000 ish cases from 1970 to April 2022, there are already 4k worldwide cases in the last month
I'm sure its a nothing burger anon, your favorite retarded phrase!

>> No.49930916
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49930916

Ukraine got NATO status

>> No.49930915

The F.E.D. will surprise us with only a 50bps hike instead of the priced in 75

>> No.49930921

had my first toaster struddle today since like 2004 and no cap those things are fire and so cheap

long kellogg

>> No.49930926

>>49930710
Black people can’t cursive. Sad but not really.

>> No.49930928

>>49930689
>no roblox

>> No.49930938

TWTR is such a shit stock

>> No.49930943

>>49930916
Source?

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Bear fags, how do you cope kek? I have been reading
>monday will be red
>tuesday will be red
>next day surely
>the next next day I meant
>just friday, wait for it
Kek

>> No.49930948

>>49930928
I sold my roblox today
I will probably regret it

>> No.49930950
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49930950

muh recession

>> No.49930951
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49930951

Guys I just realized the superiority of SCHD vs QYLD/JEPI
Dividend yield growth is a lot stronger than dividend yield on the long run.

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>>49930710
I’ll kill you

>> No.49930964
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>>49930916
BEFORE MOMMY SANNA? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

>> No.49930968

>>49930593
What’s mannarino been up to lately?

>> No.49930969

>>49930916
Don't you mean EU candidate status? Sweden and Finland are the ones whose NATO memberships just advanced.

>> No.49930980
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49930980

>mumus getting cocky
See you tomorrow

>> No.49930984

>>49930969
remember Turkey has been a member candidate for 23+ years.

>> No.49930994

>>49930916
Doesn't mean anything my man

>> No.49930997

>>49930968
He panic sold everything at a loss. Lion bros… we’re not gonna make it

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>>49930964
Outragous, perkeleland should've been forced into NATO when she took office

>> No.49931006

>>49930107
Bear market's over now right?

>> No.49931016

>>49930156
>>49930158
>>49930186
>>49930214
>>49930218
>>49930225
>>49930233
>>49930255
>>49930269
Thank (you)
I'm gonna try some tea tomorrow (it also has l-theanine)

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>>49930968
I fear for his mental health, he panic sold the bottom probably in a meth haze stupor

>> No.49931026

>>49930980
more like after hours, this fake and gay bump is barely hitting vix
just got warned for posting that ban screenshot holy kek

>> No.49931029
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49931029

Looks like we got some oilfucks itt

OIL is going to ZERO

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>>49930980
>he hasn't seen the forecast

>> No.49931031

>>49930984
kek, really? Wonder why that's stalled.

>> No.49931042

GAY SEX CHADS WHERE YOU AT
>Verification not required.

>> No.49931064

>>49931030
you some sort of time traveler bro?

>> No.49931072
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You have 20 minutes left to short SIGA before WHO announces it's not concerning afterhours.

SIGA will be $9 tomorrow cap this.

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what's going on with oil anyways? why is it tanking

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>>49931030
>buttcoin
>tether
At least post a good pic next time,mumu

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>>49931072
SIGA will hit a new ATH tomorrow

Check these digits

>> No.49931109

>>49931074

turns out oil was a passing fad

>> No.49931120

>>49931029
Normally I'd agree, but every time I've wildly threatened reckless action to stabilize the price of crude (>>49930676), it has worked.

Don't ask me how but it's now like 4 for 4.

>> No.49931133

>>49931106
It will not. Just wait for the WHO nothingburger announcement in about 40 minutes.

>> No.49931134

Do you guys think now is a good time to start investing in crypto stocks?

>> No.49931136

>>49930968
losing money like anyone else who isnt cash gang

>> No.49931138
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49931138

Where my comfy index investors at?

>> No.49931150

>>49930997
>>49931020
Jeez.. I remember him saying ”we don’t get rattled” and this is a correction not that long ago. Weird

>> No.49931154

>>49931074
follows gasoline

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OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.49931169

>>49931134
Give it 3 months.

>> No.49931173
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Is this bullish

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>>49931133
Who cares what the WHO has to say... They said COVID was not concerning in the beginning..

>> No.49931176

>>49931133
FUCK! You got digits, time to sell.

Just clittin’, in a gambler. I’m gonna hold.

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>>49931138
>index
>comfy

>> No.49931181

>>49931150
He has good macro reads but the market sell off was pretty brutal, lots of trading guys say to cut your losses if it starts to effect your mental well being so

>> No.49931182

>>49931074
Oil is often transported in tanks.

>> No.49931184

>>49931154
apparently it inverses the stock market now that everything is retarded

>> No.49931188

>>49930855
reverse repo

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>>49931064
Yes, also biden will slip out the word nigger on live TV and SPY will get a the biggest 1 min candle ever. Then bear market will continue and you'll see the blackest gorilla nigger day ever in trading history
>>49931082
You're black lmao, gtfo

>> No.49931208

>>49931173
What is even the point of these? do they seriously expect russia to just stop invading if they randomly give ukraine EU status halfway through the invasion?

>> No.49931224

>>49931030
don't need tether for the stock market
we can print real dollars

>> No.49931227

>>49930188
I don't get this crusade of theirs. Who is lobbying so hard against nicotine?

>> No.49931232

>>49931208
EU doing what it does best, politically virtue signaling and spiteful antics

>> No.49931233

>>49931208
The EU is constantly pretending its the USA with this shit

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the mannarino bottom

>> No.49931248

>>49931227
Wokes in the bureaucracy

>> No.49931249

>>49931227
Bill Gates probably. Nicotine absorbs excess estrogen in your blood and globohomo would prefer if you were full of estrogen.

>> No.49931250
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>>49931238
>silver news

Yeah, the news is its fucking trash

>> No.49931259

>>49931029
>CNBC reports that Chariome Powell will announce after the closing bell that the fed will set up an emergency oil rig lending facility to support he US economy in these trying times
>according to unnamed experts familiar with the matter earliery today Chariome Powell conducted a conference call with the CEOs of US energy sectory, he was heard repeatedly exclaiming "do not redeem".

>> No.49931266

isnt tea the same thing as coffee in regards to caffeine

>> No.49931271
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>>49931250
>my mom is convinced that trump is secretly president and soon the entire global stock market will go to zero and silver will be the new global currency
>she wants to buy $2500 and shove it under her bed

>> No.49931272

>>49931266
Is coffee good for you?

>> No.49931274

>>49931227
((qui?)) really though look into who profits from it I don't actually know

>> No.49931281

>>49931181
Yeah, sounds reasonable.. I’ll probably have to check his recent videos now

>> No.49931284

2100 shares of BHAT at 2.69 let's see how hard I'm either about to get fucked or win tomorrow

>> No.49931290

SOXL will never go below 14 ever again

>> No.49931292

>>49931271
hey listen your mom is based, but Silver is fucking trash I mean I can see having a physical bag but as an investment it sucks dick

>> No.49931305
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49931305

XBI still pamping

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My oil stocks are slightly less heemed than they were earlier today. That's almost like making money.

>> No.49931311

>>49931292
That's what I'm trying to tell her. Invest in literally anything else even a fucking bond fund and it will give you more. I'm just glad my dad controls their 401k

>> No.49931312

>>49931272
"they" say it is which infers that it isn't

>> No.49931314

>>49931266
It has less caffeine and apparently the theanine in the tea counteracts the caffeine

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>>49931266
Coffee fucks with blood pressure
Tea doesn't

>> No.49931324

>>49931259
Real Fedwatchers are following the RRP (Rig Rebate Program). Currently over $2t per rig.

>> No.49931327

should i get out of my cvx???

i bought 164 and its been dying now.

>> No.49931329

What is the big brain P/E ratio? EV/EBITDA?

>> No.49931339

>>49931250

People only buy silver because they can't afford gold

It's the AMC to gold's GME

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Since tech is so 2010s and oil has already mooned, what's next?

for me its
>nuclear
>banking
>food

>> No.49931343

>>49931266
Depends on the tea

>> No.49931342
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>>49931305
>that "fairy" god mother
>>49931318
fucks in what way? Up or down?

>> No.49931362

I sold everything today. I wish you the best of luck mumus.

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>>49931329
the big brain take is that it's already priced in

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>>49931342
>up or down
Up,specially your brain area

>> No.49931392

The recession is officially cancelled

>> No.49931399

>>49931329

EV / EBIT
It does better than other value measures according to Tobias Carsisles research.

>> No.49931403

bought my last short position $.50 from the valley... FML

>> No.49931423

>>49931341
>nuclear
Implies governments want to or will be able to fix the energy crisis
>banks
Implies interest rates are rising due to an improving economy where people are more likely to borrow and pay back loans
>food
Yeah, this is an ok bet

>> No.49931435

>>49931380
perfect I have chronic low blood pressure

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what do you call this?

>> No.49931442

>>49931392
Jerome's already pivoting from "defeating inflation by any means" to "We'll slow down rate hikes if we see economic slowdown"

>> No.49931443

Buying puts on SPY anything over 377. This shit is so disgustingly fake

>> No.49931444

>>49931380
You just know

>> No.49931449

>>49931133
Who will declare it a emergency and everyone who didn't buy will be priced out...

>> No.49931450
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>>49931437
return to normal

>> No.49931458

>>49931437
Manipulation

>> No.49931457

>>49931437
the pump before rush to the exits

>> No.49931460

SOXL will never go below 13.92 ever again

>> No.49931463

>>49931437
It's called my puts are fucked unless there's a bear day of bear days tomorrow

>> No.49931467

>>49931423
nuclear is simply a supply squeeze.

>> No.49931471

>>49931437
a stock chart?

>> No.49931475

>>49931423
>nuclear
Yes I know. I am hopeful and want it to succeed
>banks
Shitty deals on mortgages now means more refinancing down the line

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>>49931437
Beartrap

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>>49931458

>> No.49931481

>>49931463
Monday sadly as I see it

>> No.49931482
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I think the AI is pranking me.

>> No.49931489

>>49931458
some autist yesterday showed the fed balance sheet expanding despite them claiming they are reducing QE
fox running the henhouse

>> No.49931504

Who else thinks the markets going to take a fat shit tomorrow.

>> No.49931509

>>49931437
the egyptian jew screw

>> No.49931510

>>49931392
Yet oil is still down because recession is coming

>> No.49931512

Absolutely mad at shitty shills.
>buy this stock
>no reasons
>get no inclination to buy because shit tier pump and dump tier shilling
>pumps anyways
>miss out on a 4x
Im beginning to think those shitty shills are part of a pump and dump group because even after a pump there is no info on why it pumped.

>> No.49931513

>>49931443
please let this be true anon, I FUCKING SOLD THE BOTTOM, FUCK YOU JEROME

>> No.49931515

>>49931482
gib site

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>>49931435
No,coffee has a "crash" it would be nice while the effects are on your bloodstream,yes.but once it gets out you might pass out

>> No.49931525

alright well very cool day awesome I love being at the stock market this was fun

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>49931467
how about we don't squeeze together all that uranium

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completely fake and gay day
just garbage

>> No.49931550

>>49931341
>food
I can't make a case for any company except Nestle.

>> No.49931553

>>49931504
I do

>> No.49931559

FUUUCK I SOLD THE BOTTOM!!! called my gay financial advisor and he told me i was a lil retarded bitch for selling this bear trap, FUCK!

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pretty good day overall in the market. hope you hulkamaniacs have a good evening. remember to take your vitamins

>> No.49931567

>>49931437
outdated

>> No.49931574

>>49931521
Nice garloids, how much do they eat deaily?

>> No.49931575

>>49931521
bro you are not supposed to let the garloid out like that

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just bought 1000 OXY shares

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here is one for the oilers
>>49931515
ganbatte anon

>> No.49931586

>>49931562
dont even try and bullshit us brother

>> No.49931590

>>49931443
Looks like it's going to trade sideways before falling again.

>> No.49931596

>>49931562

Gotta be honest Hulk, it was a pretty shitty day for me

>> No.49931600
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.49931603

-$1.443.24

>> No.49931616

>>49931600
Dumb animeposter

>> No.49931622
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tomorrow we pump
schizo time is over
golden bull is back on the menu

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>>49931600
+.91% mostly thanks to VRM and surprisingly, NAIL

>> No.49931642

Noob here, haven't seen any /sqt/, so Ithought I'd ask here: for a given stock, is there a way to know how many people own a certain number of stocks? Like how many people own 1 stock, how many own 2, and so on until the person/institution that owns the most? Like a distribution.

>> No.49931643

>called gas
>is oil
"hey do you like sitting on the air at the beach? oh you probably know it as sand. i call it air, dunno why lol"

>> No.49931644

Why is Poop and Pee 500 more popular on /biz/ than Nasd-ACK? Nasdaq make bigger percentual moves every day in either direction than any of the US indexes, meaning more $$ if you're right

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>>49931600
I did okay

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>>49931600
(-0.78%)

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>>49931622
checked

>> No.49931659

>>49931654
we need to buy these cheapies before the normies do

>> No.49931663

>>49931644
there's an irrational hatred for tech companies because this general is full of /pol/tards

>> No.49931668

>>49931600
10% gain thanks to AMZN calls

>> No.49931669

>>49931643
Retard

>> No.49931683

>>49931642
never seen anything like that made available. why do you ask?

>> No.49931691

oh nonono don't look at spy computer

>> No.49931693

>>49931622
NOOOOOOO
I WENT SHORT ARKK TODAY

>>49931600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM
FUCK CATHIE

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49931698

I'm feeling like the bull run is back on
bears, sorry bout it
>Verification not required.

>> No.49931699

If you're still panic selling you should just be raped and put in a skirt

>> No.49931708

>>49931600
+12%, 100% this week. I've been meaning to say, to yee all day, thank you broskis. If it weren't for /biz/ I'd have given up trading three months ago when I was down 90%, one week after getting started.

And now, for the mandatory (you) and faggot, pretty please

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>they start selling off SPY after market closes
LAMO

>> No.49931724
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>>49931712
rigged af

>> No.49931729

>>49931550
I'm looking at ADM. They produce seed oils which go into pretty much everything.

>> No.49931731

>>49931712

Looks like some anons got hooked

>> No.49931732

>>49931712
every time. Lets hope the selling sticks because up until close the upward volume was ass.

>> No.49931755

>>49931683
Wouldn't it be very helpful to make predictions? Like if the distribution was skewed on the lower side, it would mean the stocks are mostly owned by retail investors, while if it was skewed on the higher side it would mean it's mostly owned by big institutions. These two type of entities act very differently when faced with various types of circumstances

>> No.49931761

>>49930153
>>49930153
>>49930153
RECYCLE

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>bought SPY July 1 370 Puts 8 minutes before close at 3.00
>sold them for 3.25 after hours
lamo what the fuck i didn't even know my broker let me do that and the market is going to gap down tomorrow too wtf

>> No.49931777

>>49931318
What's it like to fuck a tall girl?

>> No.49931791

>>49931765
SPY options trade for 15 minutes after close.

>> No.49931795
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>>49931600
Still /cashgang/

>> No.49931804
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Tripfags are such an obnoxious burden this general is forced to endure.

>> No.49931811
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>>49931755
institutional ownership % is a datapoint that you can scan for in a screener. personally i dont think it matters but have at it @ finviz.com

>> No.49931813

>>49931712
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYfncnCbk8
I can save her

>> No.49931874

>>49931380
Whores would unironically love that.

>> No.49931985

>>49931811
Oh ok thank you. But that data must be available in a more straightforward way. It seems silly that you have to manually change the % and see when the ticker you searched for stops appearing.

>> No.49931990
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>>49931804
but I'm the only tripfag posting today...

>> No.49932000

>>49931600
>up 0.19%
Am I gonna make it?

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>>49931985
just look up a stock on finviz and it'll give you the %

>> No.49932036

>>49931341
mortgage rates are at highs. I'm buying mortgage debt via investing in AGNC.

I own 30k worth, but I'm waiting for it to drop another 20% to go balls deep I think

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>but I'm the only tripfag posting today...

>> No.49932259

>>49932022
Finally, nice