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kek, non-crabbies, kek

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.49928494
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OILBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

>> No.49928495

>the gay sex bubble is popping
MY BAGS

>> No.49928497

I have crabs

>> No.49928503

Short SIGA now retards

>> No.49928507

>>49928494
Oil is getting banned and taxed by 1000% by Jim Brandon

>> No.49928510
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good afternoon

>> No.49928515

>>49928479
honestly I dunno but I spent a lot of time reading about heeb holidays over the last couple days

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AYO HOL' UP, I THOT DAT NIGGA MEEKS PROMISED US GIBS
BUT THE STOCK MARKET AINT GIBBIN' FR FR.

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WHO said most people don't need the new monkey pepe treatment?

Bullish or Bearish sign for Siga?
Are they using reverse psychology? Or is this a nothingburger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4JQda94Yqo

>> No.49928536

>>49928518
Which Congress "person" are you anon?

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>>49928494
TWO MORE WEEKS OIL PRICES ARE GONNA PEAK IN THE SUMMER

>lol

>> No.49928540

>>49928494

Brandon called out two of the oil companies I hold and said they needed to c'mon man and now I've been getting heemed for weeks

>> No.49928555

So siga is dead?

>> No.49928557

never expected my meme to evolve like this, kek

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>>49928536
Maxine Waters - new star of Disney's The Little Mermaid.

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>>49928557
I made this 2 years ago and people still use it. why yes i am based thank you for asking

>> No.49928576

>>49928540
When Republicans pass a veto-proof 50% O&G Investment Tax Credit in January I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

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>>49928557
what meme bro, I'm going to need to see your meme patent now

>> No.49928585

sorry to hear about GTE

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>>49928495
>>49928503

Yeah no..

>> No.49928595
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49928595

Allright, I made one with Michelob Ultra

>> No.49928597

>>49928527
Remember how they said most people didn't have to worry about Covid? They were right but then flipped and told everyone 2 more weeks of staying inside which turned into 2 years.

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Bobos told me yesterday there would be a violent dump,where is it?

>> No.49928603

>>49928590
It'll drop off shortly, that isn't a sustainable chart.

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>>49928590

Kek you are gonna lose alot of fucking money dude.

>> No.49928607

>>49928570
Honestly thought that was a shoop by a pajeet misspelling Halle Berry but, nope, it's real. Puts on DIS.

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What's up with this absolute rectangle on QQQ?

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>>49928595
nice one bro

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Just fuck my shit up

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How is this mathematically possible?

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Nobody else is in CMRX?

>> No.49928630

Hey. Stop pumping SAVA. Please. My call spreads. No.

>> No.49928631

>>49928585
I thought they had a cocaine smuggling business to back them up. Or is that getting hurt by the recession too?

>> No.49928637

>looking at todays nasdaq

holy FUCK why is today the "return to normal volatility" again? what is the market shitting its dilator over this time?

>> No.49928638

>>49928597
JUST DONT SUCK GAY PEOPLE’S PENISES

>> No.49928639

just imagine waking up poor and having to admit that GME was the right play all along

>> No.49928648

>>49928603
2 more weeks to flatten the curve..

>> No.49928651

thoughts on buying xom or mro?

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>>49928639
stay in your containment thread

>> No.49928661

>>49928638
It's really that simple but faggots can't help themselves

>> No.49928668

>>49928627
cmrx is a garbage company so no.
Siga is actually a decent company on top of this windfall, not because of it. More solid pick. Both can work off the gaysex of course.

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>>49928637

>there are people that still think the Great Reset is a meme
>they still don't fucking get it

WHAT THE HECK WHY IS THE NASDAQ GOING DOWN LMAO???

>> No.49928673

when people reference 200 day moving average are they using a weighted, or non weighted one?

>> No.49928679

>>49928570
FUCKING STOP! DELET THIS NOW! STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING DEGENERCY

>> No.49928686

>>49928638
Most zoomers are bi so it'll spread lol

>> No.49928692

>>49928651
Wait until you see 2 green days in a row, then things are reversing.

Note this may require atrocious employment/recession data that causes the Fed to ease up, rather than oil-related news.

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>>49928627
Apparently the early treatments show SIGA as the safest and most effective treatment.

>>49928604
>>49928603

I don't plan to hold forever. I will sell once monkeypee fear becomes a 6 or 7

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>>49928616
How can a "man" be so weak that a fucking girls fucking overpowers you?

>> No.49928706

>>49928595
Can you do a Pacifico one please?

>> No.49928714

>>49928603
Exponential functions are scale invariant.

>> No.49928719

>>49928697
Yeah as soon as Pfizer or a non meme pharma company develops a treatment it's over for SIGA trannies.

>> No.49928721

>>49928706
This. And a michelada Budweiser one.

>> No.49928724

oil princesses got too greedy, really they're just the inbred step sister of bobo

>> No.49928726

>>49928704
being super drunk or high

>> No.49928731
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>GME was literally and unironically the play this entire time

Apologize.

>> No.49928732

>>49928651
Based on a post in /smg/, if a commodity exceeds its 200MA then it's due for a snapback at some point. This is the case for uranium prices, apparently. I can't remember what he said for oil, but I think the RSI indicator was entering oversold for multiple sessions which does not bode well (eg this becomes the new price)... I used fib retracement and found a new spot price of 85-92/bbl but I'm not sure how accurate that would be.
If that's the case, producer prices will probably follow suit. Unironically, wait 2 weeks

>> No.49928740

>>49928704
it's obvious that he cheated on her, and is willingly taking the beating. are you autistic by any chance

>> No.49928742

>>49928670
>literally every idpol group is included except for straight white people
As a straight white guy I feel excluded.

Also anarchist and commie symbols on the same flag as corporate logos is peak irony.

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Reminder we still got at least another 10 years of constant daily -4% left

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Nordic Gods.

HOLY SHEEEITTTTTTTTT
it's starting..

>> No.49928764

so uhhh does this mean friday we dump or they will take this to next week?

>> No.49928767

>>49928756
Nothingburger.

>> No.49928770

>>49928756
I don't have sex with dudes so I'm safe.

>> No.49928773

>>49928731
It wasn't cash.
It wasn't gold.
It wasnt even Bitcoin.

No, the ultimate inflation hedge is a fucking video game store cult.

>> No.49928776 [DELETED] 
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It's immoral to profit from sodomy

>> No.49928782

>>49928756
Just don't take it up the arse and you'll be fine.

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>>49928740
>if you dont let a girl beat you up you're autistic
Everybody here knows who the autist is

>> No.49928789

>>49928764
tomorrow is quad witching day

>> No.49928790

>>49925364
She cute.

>> No.49928791

>>49928668
I'm not very good with bio stocks, what makes CMRX so bad? I know R&D companies typically eat shit until they become profitable. What do you look for?

>> No.49928793

>>49928789
no it's not

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>>49928764
Guarenteed dump tomorrow. Next bottom for SPY is 355, actual bottom is 320.

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>>49928607
>>49928679
What's wrong, Anons? Allergic to chocolate?

>> No.49928797

>>49928585
I'm holding 250 shares at 1.66 and contemplating suicide

>> No.49928799

>>49928731

GME is a schizo bagholder cult but... I kneel

>> No.49928802

>>49928776
In the woke lefty world view being a degenerate sodomite is virtuous.

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>>49928679
I'm sorry anon, the people need to know about what a wonderful investing opportunity Disney (DIS) is.
You wouldn't short innovation would you?

>> No.49928816

>>49928776
Think of it as an allocation of market resources to combat the unfortunate consequences of rampant sodomy.

>> No.49928817

>>49928789
Quad witching was last week anon. Third friday is opex, and it's on March, June, Sept, and Dec

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you know at least its a good sign that we haven't had any giga dumping on SPY this week (yet)

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>>49928616

>> No.49928830

>>49928721
>>49928706
Ok but if I do a michelada one I'm putting a fucking sombrero on him

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No matter what I do, my positions seem to always cancel each other out and I am left with a net 0 change

A month of crabbing, with some position flying away and others deflating to zero

>> No.49928841

>>49928773
How is something's dollar valuation being flat an inflation hedge when inflation is almost double digits? you cultists live in another universe

>> No.49928844

>>49928767
>say the line...

>> No.49928846

What's VRM gonna hit next week?

>> No.49928847

>>49928731
GME is down almost 10% ytd, the actual play was to go into cash since the value of dollar increase by ~8% ytd

>> No.49928853

>>49928494
what did I miss? oil seems to be where it was earlier

>> No.49928860
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I lost 1k this week

>> No.49928863

Lel half the posts in \esemgee\ are pump and dumps

>> No.49928867

>>49928844
N ot sure which one?

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>>49928847
>the value of dollar increase by ~8% ytd
>that why everything is 50% more expensive now

lol.

>> No.49928883

>>49928844
There was a similar outbreak in 2003ish and nothing happened. Why would this be different?

>> No.49928885

>>49928863

Welcome to /biz/, ponzi crypto coins and penny stock p'n'ds, enjoy your stay

>> No.49928888

>>49928875
yup everything is up 50% except GME

>> No.49928890

>>49928853
NRGU dropped fucking 14% today. they've been struggling since last month but this is fucked.

>> No.49928896

>>49928863
>one market that matters
>talking about speculative aspects of that market
>lel
lol.

>> No.49928897

BUY BUY BUY BUY
We can keep the market green, just buy. Trust me, it's 100% safe

>> No.49928905
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>>49928888
GME BTFO

>> No.49928909

WAITING ROOM WAITING ROOM! ALL PAJEETS AND DISILLUSIONED ZOOMERS! ITS WAITING ROOM TIME!

HEHEHE it's going to zero, isn't it! I warned you, should've sold MUMU!

HEHEHE BULLRUN BEGINS NOW! 100k 2025! WAGMI!

HEHEHE just trust the plan and buy now! BOTTOM! NEW BOTTOM! BUY NOW!

HEHEHE everything else is just a ponzi, you're just outdated and too boomer to see it!

hehehe me and pajeet are smart. You boomers need to just die off already! We're going to get rich together buy just larping our wagecuck earnings to Bhar, India. It's that easy. You boomers are just to dumb dumb to see it!

HEHEHE TO THE MOON! This is so fun and easy! Way better than BOOMER stocks with all the Jews and Banks. No one can touch my ASSETS. My Keys, My Choice! What could possibly go wrong. It's backed by math! The cryptography is the value unlike boomer paper fiat!

WAITING ROOM!

please...G-d...Just wipe out all the zoomers and pajeets. Please remove the fools from this planet. We can't bear this burden much longer.

>> No.49928911

>>49928890
oh that makes more sense. I thought you guys meant crude prices. seems like oil stocks have become pretty detached from the prices the last two weeks or so since everything really started dumping

>> No.49928912

>>49928897
Fuck off, Powell.

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Very nervous crab today.
>>49928679
We wuz fish

>> No.49928922

>>49928883
Perhaps more GAYSEX BRO

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>LABD

>> No.49928928

Hello can I speak to the manager of NASDAQ please. I want to order a market dump right NOW.

>> No.49928935

>>49928888
Check'd + kek'd

>> No.49928939

>>49928909
filtered

>> No.49928941

Caterpillar is killing me. I was promised a commodity supercycle.

>> No.49928942
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For all you science deniers.

Science just said MonkeyPee is a pandemic.

Science is your GOD siggers!

>> No.49928948

>>49928847
>the value of dollar increase by ~8% ytd
wat

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>>49928942
>an independent coalition of scientists
Does that sound trustworthy to you?

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I got to say as shitty as this year has been. june has been particularly shitty

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>all these people desperately trying to shill a microcap biomeme

Holy shit this place sucks lol.

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>>49928941
Wait for the bottom, anon

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Two type of Monkeypee and monkeypoo at the same time??

Shieeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt

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>>49928942
Did even one person die yet?

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FUCK
DEM
CRABS

>> No.49929012

Alright, I bought TQQQ.
Or did I?
You be the judge.

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>>49928976
i haven't seen him tweet in awhile. must have gotten banned. too bad

>> No.49929021

>>49928976
it used to be worse. Ci*lo, Gayhorse, Pajeetir, all kinds of bioshits I can't remember...

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I'm all CASH. I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for SPY to hit 350.

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>>49928981
>2059
if the nukes happen there wont be a stock market anymore though

>> No.49929026

>>49928776
Sodomy is what's immoral. Profiting off of your enemies is a clever war tactic.

>> No.49929025

>>49928981
None of these line up

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>>49928942
GAY SEX bros

>> No.49929035

>>49928995
>le meme monkey virus

Nobody has died from it and it only affects homos. Nothing will happen. We're not having another covid.

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hm what

>> No.49929043

>>49929023
sauce

>> No.49929047

>>49928996
Supposedly pridepox is extremely fatal to pregnant women and kids.

I'll let you extrapolate how the pandemic reaches kids. And triggers panicked lockdowns, similar to Boomers and the coof.

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just watched AOC's segment with Powell today on youtube but couldn't get off to it. what's this mean for the market?

>> No.49929051

>>49929012
I love you work, Mr. Harrell.>>49929012

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>>49929037
Yes goy, yes. Please buy this up and coming stock that has lost 90% of its value since IPO.

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>set buy order for COIN put @ 1.75
>COIN put hits 1.75
>Order doesn't fill
>COIN starts to dump
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>> No.49929102

>>49928939
sers, this now crypto waiting room thread. Get in now, sers, big bullrun to moon! I can see moon from my hut in Bhar, India! You make it, I promised your sisters, sirs. Crypto is future! I am technologically mad!

>> No.49929114

>>49928796
would berry muh dicc

>captcha: SHYKY

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I just woke up SIGA CHADS. LOOKS LIKE BIDEN IS GOING INCREASE OUR PRODUCTION. LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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>>49929024
>he nuclear bombs actually work

>> No.49929137

>>49929023
Based Proxy enjoyer.

>> No.49929159

>>49928830
Deal- i fucking love it

>> No.49929169

how come it's only gay anal sex and not straight anal sex?

>> No.49929173

>>49928909
>THE WORLD CAN'T JUST CHANGE
>I AIN'T OLD, ITS DESE YOUNGSTERS THAT ARE TRYING TO RUIN EVRYTHAN WE BUILT
>OIL AINT GOIN NOWHERE AND NEITHER IS THIS CROSS AROUND MY NECK GAT DAMMIT!
>CRYPTO?? A PONZI SCHEME. YOU WILL NEVER OWN A HOME. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A PIECE OF WHAT WE BUILT YOU YOUNGSTERS LET THE NEGROES GET AWY WITH EVRYTHN TOO MHM

>> No.49929180

>>49928791
That's basically it: cmrx was founded in 2000 and has the most negative profit margin I've ever seen. "revenue" is 13k. 22 years with nothing to show for it yet somehow still standing means it's a kind of scam company.
SIGA makes money even in normal environments and while in the same windfall time-frame, all their financials improved, cmrx's have been obliterated.
Despite this, cmrx tried to jump on the covid bandwagon (they really can't afford it) and failed yet again.

>> No.49929185

>>49929169
Because god hates fags

>> No.49929198

There is nothing wrong with gay people.

>> No.49929200

>>49929096
kek

>> No.49929213

>>49929180
SIGA is a borderline scam company with minimal contracts that have actually materialized. Sorry but a company that size won't be able to do shit against

>> No.49929216

>>49928948
What I meant with "cash" is investing in the dollar index since the dollar pretty much always become strong vs other currencies during harsh times

>> No.49929223

>>49929198
why did they fuck the monkey in the ass?

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>>49929198

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What's a trader supposed to do for lunch on a day like this?

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>>49929198
Fuck off cunt!

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>>49929180
Kind of like Moderna?

>> No.49929255

>>49929231
Chicken and rice

>> No.49929256

monkey is not for fucking

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>>49929198
don't be so naive anon

>> No.49929264

>>49929255
So, you mean Panda Express?

>> No.49929268

>>49929198
ew

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>>49929256
SHOCK THE MONKEY
(SHOCK THE MONKEY)

>> No.49929300

>>49929213
lmao what the fuck are you talking about
they have billion dollar contracts with the US gov't and canada
today they just had their first two new contracts outside of these regions, in Asia and EU
tecovirimat is the best antiviral to treat monkeypix
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy

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>>49929096

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>>49929256
It will probably be released later on the year the monkeypee and monkeypoo was a bioweapon like Bill Gates Predicted. That man is a prophet.

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>>49929264
Wouldnt know,i cook my own meals

>> No.49929316

Revbros...

>> No.49929317

>>49929256
This is pr*de month anon, don't be so homophobic you bigot

>> No.49929322

so whats everyone waiting for more bad data or inflation went down .02 percent bull run back to 36k

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>>49929198

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>>49929096
Very nice.

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>>49929311
I doubt Patrick Bateman cooked even one meal for himself in his life

>> No.49929347

>>49929198
you eat poop

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>>49929256
orly?

>> No.49929349

>>49929300
>>49929213
not only do they already have these huge, guaranteed contracts for the next several years, their profit margins are HUGE
https://youtu.be/JIgQhoQkQzs
>gross margins 76%
>net profit margins 50%
5:22
they were already very profitable before this new pandemic started

>> No.49929350

>>49929096
now make one of him with michelob ultra

>> No.49929354

>>49929300
And what's stopping a company like Pfizer or Moderna coming up with a competitor and being able to produce way more of it with better margins?

>> No.49929369

>>49928595
brah
>>49929350

>> No.49929372

>>49929216
how are you investing in the dollar index?

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>>49929336
Maybe? we're not in the 80s anymore boomy

>> No.49929375

>>49929354
???
years of research and design?
patents?
years of studies, and studies on those studies?
are you retarded

>> No.49929380

>>49929354
It would be cheaper to outright buy SIGA

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>>49929354
damn you dumb homie...

>> No.49929392

>>49928942
>World Health Network

Sounds like one of those cultish multi-level marketing companies.

>> No.49929393

>>49929375
SIGA has 39 employees. Little fish.

>> No.49929395

>>49929173
Ah, finally. Crypto has become what it was always meant to be: A Leftist cope.
It's the economic LARP of their socio-political nihilistic religion. Inherently destructive and useless like they are, crypto is the perfect scam for disillusioned losers to rope themselves with.

Building vs. destroying. At least you understand what you're doing to some extent (wasting resources).

28 isn't that old...

Oil isn't going anywhere. Kinda keep finding it everywhere, plus we can't match its energy density without nuclear. Zoomers are legit dumb enough to think that we're going to be flying around on electric planes. Not even Elon is pulling that shit because he knows it's absolutely infeasible.

You really won't own a home if you're dumb enough to fall for crypto. Legit ADHD zoomers who are disillusioned with life thinking they can get rich quick in a ponzi like warren buffett plays the stocks...it's really sad, but mostly, fucking annoying. Pajeet will have a bigger hut thanks to you though.

Negros honestly are better with their money. Let that sink in. Wasting it on stupid chains and clothes is 10000000000000000xxxxxx better than absolutely useless lines of code generated by a hotplate.

>> No.49929397

>solid week of perfect crabbing
spy is gonna shit itself any day now I know it

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>>49929397
Yeah its gonna be today and tomorrow

>> No.49929421

God I love super hot pozzed loads going into my portfolio

>> No.49929425

>>49929252
Kindof, except they aren't using novel tech, said tech doesn't have any obvious advantages to big pharma, and nobody is trying to push said tech.

>> No.49929436

>>49929421
SIGA buyer detected

>> No.49929439

>>49929393
who gives a shit, if they are able to produce millions and millions of doses (which they are)
the greater their profit margin the less people they have employed

>> No.49929454

>>49929439
They won't be able to scale to be a global company with only that many employees

>> No.49929455

>>49928595
Can you make one with mich golden instead, ultra is kinda gay

>> No.49929457

>>49929454
And?

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49929468

Last one for now. Fuck .webps btw

>> No.49929469

>>49929457
I really doubt the share price will go above maybe 15 or so.

>> No.49929487

>>49929468
very nice. I dare say he's literally me

>> No.49929489

>>49929395
lol

>> No.49929491

No one will ever use a barrel of oil again.

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>>49928478
>be me
>see SOXL pumpin
>this is it the meltup
>dump 27k into it on Monday
>has not gone back to $15 a share since
>last time I did this was at $25 but bailed at $20
AAAAAAAA PLZ TELL ME WHAT ARE THE ODD IT'LL GO BACK TO 15 IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS IM NEARLY DOWN 20%%%%$

>> No.49929510

>>49929491
It's over fossil fuel bros.

>> No.49929520

>>49929454
they charge ~$1,000 per course of tecovirimat
they are making 50% net profit on that
who gives a fuck
outside of monkeypix, all nations want their own stockpiles of smallpox antivirals just in case large scale biological warfare breaks out - monkeypix adds accelerant to what was already happening
the need is right now, not in 5+ years when another company has done
>R&D
>trials
>more trials
>patents
>manufacturing

>> No.49929538

>>49929023
who is this whore

>> No.49929539
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>>49929198
>>49929198
Dumbass. If there was nothing wrong with me, I would have a bf by now.

>> No.49929551
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POWER FUCKING HOUR LET'S FUCKING GO NIGGERS

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>>49929508
Thats what you get for buying a tranny stock instead of having gay sex

>> No.49929579

ALL INDICES GREEN, LETS RAPE BOBO
LETS RAPE BOBO
RAPE BOBO RAPE BOBO RAPE RAPE RAPE

>> No.49929582

>>49929393
More like lean organization. Bullish

>> No.49929584

>>49929169

I had to reply on /bant/ because of the spam filter.

>>>/bant/15550629

>> No.49929601

>Biden gas tax cut
>Russian oil to BRICS
>Iran sanctions lift
>Lybia recovery
I didn't expect things to turn so bearish for oil.

>> No.49929628

>>49929372
Probably UUP.

>> No.49929640

Dam they really banned juul ffs these people are crazy

>> No.49929653

>>49929584
thanks for taking the time to reply anon

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>49926001

>> No.49929663

>>49929469
Lol ok kid

>> No.49929666

>>49929579
I'm upset.
How do I tie a noose? First time btw...

>> No.49929670

>>49929640
Zoomer culture must die

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they just reversed the market lol

>> No.49929690

>>49929671
god imagine the sex with her

>> No.49929692

>>49929670
You're retarded

>> No.49929701

guys.. you don;'t want the stock market to go up.. if it does... maga midterms wont win.. we wont win midterms so SUCK IT UP IF IT GOES DOWN

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>>49926001

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>>49929671
I would

>> No.49929707

>>49929663
What do you honestly think it'll hit? Because that's a large increase as it is.

>> No.49929712

>>49929640
Under what authority are they even using to ban it? Public health or something?

>> No.49929727

Why the fuck is the market pumping?!?!?!??

>> No.49929729

>>49929640
No cap fr fr

>> No.49929737

Wow its almost like the midday lunchtime reversal dump was fake and gay just like every other day

We are going blood green in power hour

>> No.49929739

>>49929666
nice satanic trips i think you should live and bring about the end times
>>49929692
Its true, Zoomer culture makes them unfit to fight in a war, we need to invade someplace soon to fix our energy woes. Like Columbia.

>> No.49929742

>>49929727
i dont know but im scared if it recovers and republicans dont win midterms IM SCARED

>> No.49929747

>>49929701
But if it goes up then that means Putin's war is actually good for the ecomony.

>> No.49929748

>>49929468
you made me a happy man- Can the shirt say SQQQ or AMD?

i understand if not, but you have made me a happy man.

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>>49929628
Interdasting

Currently (double)topping to the maximum covid fear level

What’s it means

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49929760

>market going up before a friday
Oh i see where this is going

>> No.49929767

Natural gas rugged today while I had a big leveraged long position. Going to kill myself desu

>> No.49929766

Wayfair sisters.......

We won.

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STALL
STALL
STALL
STALL

>> No.49929774

>>49929737
snib snib until fall fall

>> No.49929786

>>49929712
I don't know just seen it on Bloomberg. But much teenagers are the excuse. Do these people not realize adults use these products. It's not my fault parents can't control their kids ffs

>> No.49929803

>>49929707
$30 realistic target, if it becomes as common or more common than something like HIV - where every hospital / country in the world will want their own supply of tecovirimat
the others saying $100+ are saying if there was a worst case scenario, millions and millions infected
I don't think this is going to happen, but it could

>> No.49929811

Hey /biz/, why shouldn't I hold a uvxy 2024 call just in case shit really hits the fan?

>> No.49929814

>>49929751
Well it tracks DXY. So you're just playing Euro and Yen CBs/weakness relative to JPowell's swinging dick.

Fwiw, I think MacroVoices said it's in a consolidation range after breaking ATHs, which is bullish.

>> No.49929817

>>49929786
>BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Oldest political tactic in the book

>> No.49929822

>>49929811
UVXY constantly goes down bro

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>>49929773
>insane clicking overspeed sound intensifies

>> No.49929824

>>49929739
Idc care what people kids do.

>> No.49929825

>>49929811
because you can have a comfy bonfire with your money instead

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>>49929727
They gotta get retail to buy in for the major dumpening tomorrow when the planets align.

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What the fuck kind of day is this...
Several of my shit stock bags are pumping double digit percents today...
I mean... I'm still down 32%, 60%, and 98%, but wtf?

>> No.49929865

>>49929707
With proper pandemic status and the antiviral being the drug of choice, it will easily 10x, up to a potential 50x at peak before it quickly dumps back to this ~10x mark.
This elevated valuation would last a few years, enough time for them to greatly expand and stay valuable around the ~10x-20x mark.
This is based on profit estimates at current margins vs mcap, plus "seasonal" premium.

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>>49929640
Ion even know who this jim bradon nigga is but we finna run up on him if he dont un ban juul on god.

>> No.49929871

>>49929824
That attitude is why you will get robbed by the kid turned angst teen, because no mentors or community.
>it takes a village

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>>49929468
quite innovative anon

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GOY TRAP

>> No.49929884

>>49929865
So would one recommend leaps or shares?

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>>49929843
>They gotta get retail to buy in for the major dumpening tomorrow when the planets align.

>> No.49929890

>>49929803
I'd even go so far as to say $30 is on the low end (it's realistic valuation when they double their revenue).

>> No.49929893

>>49929640
Juul just needs to say their products helps 4 years olds transition their gender and they'll be back in no time

>> No.49929897

>>49929817
It's the parents responsibility in the first place. Some anon on /pol/ this campaign against smoking in general was to make people more agitated in a recession causing more unstability

>> No.49929900

Will we ever get a normal bull run ever again?

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>>49929886
Sir, I don't make the rules.

>> No.49929913

amd gonna close green

>> No.49929912
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As long as tesla is above $100 stocks are still overvalued.

>> No.49929922

>>49929897
>campaign against smoking
Smoking increases testosterone. Can't have any toxic masculinity (or masculinity) in a society of easy controlled NPC consumers!

>> No.49929923

Bros my jewish gf told me to not be so racist and anti-semitic

>> No.49929924

>>49929900
Yes you idiot, but first we must burn a couple of trillions

>> No.49929929

>>49929871
I have my own nephew's and nieces.

>> No.49929928
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>>49929803
compares HIV with some fag virus with a 2-4 weeks duration until fully cured

>> No.49929936

>>49929923
fucking k*ke bitch

>> No.49929945

>>49929923
you should listen to her

>> No.49929946

>>49929928
I'm talking about the number of cases a year

>> No.49929956

>>49929884
Shares, because leaps are a little too short-dated to my liking. Leaps would be preferable in 2023 to eliminate the downside risk of the WHO declaring overnight that it's 'contained' and memoryholing the gaypox.

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>>49929923
you gf?

>> No.49929962
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>>49929923
She just wants to protect your finances anon

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49929970

Just so you guys know, we're in the normal range of 10% yoy for SPY since the coronacaust doompening.

>> No.49929973

>soxl not even recovering when spy is

kill me pete

>> No.49929975

>>49929961
i'd support this chicks isreal you catch my drift bro

>> No.49929976
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>>49929640
What the actual fuck is wrong with these golems

>> No.49929982

>>49929811
Volatility products should only be used short term. For long term insurance you want a 2024 SPY put that's far OTM to benefit from convexity when shit hits the fan.

>> No.49929983

>>49929923
Ask for her opinion on arabs.

>> No.49929984

>>49929923
Did you threaten to shoah her holes for such insolence?

>> No.49929989

Lol side note they started shit with juul before covid hit with the mysterious lung illness. Shit with juul again and monkey gaysex virus is gearing up lol

>> No.49929991

>>49929976
just smoke crack like every other jogger

>> No.49929993
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49929993

FUCKING DUMP IT ALREADY

>> No.49929994

What the fuck is a juul

>> No.49929997

>>49929991
/smg/ is good at problem solving

>> No.49929998

>>49929866
Can’t you just order your pods from juul.com?

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49930005

Will the hour be sour or power?

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>>49929923
>not be so racist and anti-semitic
>so
Just dial it back a bit then

>> No.49930009

>>49929994
I think it was the bad guy from Ghostbusters 1.

>> No.49930010

>>49930005
yes

>> No.49930016

>>49929989
Nicotine molecule inhibits virus molecule from attaching to the cell because they use the same receptor.

>> No.49930019

>>49929961
Not gonna lie, she cute af.

>> No.49930022
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>>49929946
>outbreak 4 may
>confirmed cases: 3941
>deaths 0
yeah I'm sure hospitals will keep a supply of worthless shit in their inventory

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49930027

XBI is +20% since tapping its 5 year low and LABU is +70%

>> No.49930029

>>49929991
I don’t want crack I want nicotine

>> No.49930036
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49930036

I just checked
For several options that I own.. I'm 100% of the open interest

>> No.49930046

>>49928925
Oh fuck my calls

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49930051

>1h35 minutes to know if JPOW is gonna buy more and bail out SOXL
Another 14B $ will be alright

>> No.49930063
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>>49930022
You’ll be begging for it after some coughing faggot bumps in to you and gives you the poz.

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>>49929998
Maybe, it depends on how they banned them though fr fr.

>> No.49930075

>>49930051
Nice jeans anon

>> No.49930078

>>49930022
>he doesn't understand vanity
Think outside 4chan for a minute.

>> No.49930084

>Biden bans menthols AND juul
So he does hate blacks

>> No.49930091

https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/planetary-alignment-2022/

Any of you degenerates going to join me for shitposting hwile watching the planets align tomorrow morning?

>> No.49930094

New
>>49930080
>>49930080
>>49930080

>> No.49930104

>>49930022
yes
they are already in talks to do so..
they already are in talks right now with EU fo provide them with these stockpiles..
these stockpiles can be used for more than just monkeypix; countries / hospitals want these stockpiles for smallpox as well
it is becoming endemic
once it gets into the animal population it will continue to spread uncontrolled, regardless of our intervention
we are already too late - so now everyone will want to be prepared, they will need their own tecovirimat

>> No.49930106

>>49930016

Fact check: true.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7942220/
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT04583410

>> No.49930149

>>49930022
Acshully deaths: 1

>> No.49930204

>>49929094
It usually needs to be set to the ask to fill because options can have wide spreads. Use the ask price for the ATM put to guesstimate your limit order for the strike price you want. Maybe take off .05 or .10 to increase the chances it fills while you're away.

>> No.49930221

>>49930204
I meant add, not take off

>> No.49930236
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49930236

>>49929748
Just for you

>> No.49930300

Anyone else in on SQQQ or am I the only one?

>> No.49931527

>>49930300
Moi

What’s the damage on your end?

>> No.49931613

>>49930300
im buying more desu, fuck this fake and gay pump, fake and gay economy, and most of all fake and gay JANNIES