/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49923886]

We Meekin' Edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/
>>49922330

[Anonymous No.49923915]

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.49923923]

It was supposed to be our turn bobros

[Anonymous No.49923929]

My gf doesnt like to suck my dick, what should I do?

[Anonymous No.49923932]

>he shorted

POOMP IT

[Anonymous No.49923934]

[Anonymous No.49923936]

MY CONSTITUENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS INFLATION SHEEIT

[Anonymous No.49923941]

>>49923886
GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.49923946]

4th for Powellbros

[Anonymous No.49923948]

>>49923929
Suck hers instead.

[Anonymous No.49923951]

oh bobo, I have something for you

[Anonymous No.49923953]

VRMCHADS rise up

[Anonymous No.49923957]

>>49923929
GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.49923959]

Just threw half my pay cheque into inverse ETF's, enjoy the bull run lads. This one's on me.

[Anonymous No.49923960]

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu2Jobd2D18

[Anonymous No.49923963]

>>49923923
Just wait for Biden later

[Anonymous No.49923966]

pump it!

>>49923886
>Mr. Meeks
more like Mr. Nigger

[Anonymous No.49923965]

>>49923923
end of quarter. Still a bear market.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49923968]

>>49923929
respect her preferences
shes a human being and should not be forced to do anything shes not comfortable with

just kidding lol tell her you are leaving her

[Anonymous No.49923970]

>>49923929
cut your losses

[Anonymous No.49923971]

>>49923915
Too late, the market is already doing that.

[Anonymous No.49923975]

>>49923929
Butt sex on ur butt also known as pegging.

[Anonymous No.49923976]

EITHER CRASH IT OR GIGA PUMP
IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.49923978]

our next speaker is the gentleman from /smg/, mr. poopyfarts

[Anonymous No.49923980]

>>49923934
thank you for calling the bottom greg

[Anonymous No.49923984]

Why is Congress filled with such retarded gorilla niggers?

[Anonymous No.49923987]

aaaaaaaaand just like that soxl is green

[Anonymous No.49923992]

>>49923929
sex > bj
simple as

[Anonymous No.49923994]

>>49923968
wew bro, I was worried for a fucking second

[Anonymous No.49923999]

This is already the worst /smg/ Ive ever seen

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924001]

>>49923984
because Americans voted for politicans to accurately represent the populace

[Anonymous No.49924002]

>>49923953
VRMchads we pump.

[Anonymous No.49924003]

What a cunt eh lads?

[Anonymous No.49924009]

>>49923980
you're welcome, my tiger.
bring it in, no one is watching

[Anonymous No.49924010]

SPY 240 EOY

[Anonymous No.49924015]

>>49923929
Marry her. It means she isnt a satanic degenerate.

[Anonymous No.49924017]

>>49923978
FUCK JEWS

RATE TO 10%

SELLING ASSETS AT 100 BILLION AT MONTH

[Anonymous No.49924018]

>>49923929
get a new gf or get a new dick
the choice is yours my friend

[Anonymous No.49924020]

>>49923929
shit take but i actually dislike oral. I'm unironically a missionary position with the lights off kinda person.

[Anonymous No.49924022]

>>49923929
she doesn't like sucking YOUR cock. you're probably a pussy, man up. all women like sucking dick its in their dna

[Anonymous No.49924024]

>>49924003

That was painful to listen to

[Anonymous No.49924027]

>>49923984
jews like blacks around cause it makes them whiteish by comparison

[Anonymous No.49924028]

>>49923999
>This is already the worst /smg/ Ive ever seen
checked
the dude ruined it with his gf doesnt do blowjobs post. i dont even want to trade stocks today now

[Anonymous No.49924030]

>>49923968
Almost had me bro

[Anonymous No.49924031]

Why are we poppin off? Who said what?

[Anonymous No.49924034]

>Mr. Green
more like Mr. Brown

[Anonymous No.49924037]

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

[Anonymous No.49924039]

Janny very fast today to clean up duplicates and the best part he did it FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.49924041]

>>49923929
Wash your fucking dick.

[Anonymous No.49924044]

I miss the bottom...

[Anonymous No.49924046]

>>49923999
first /smg/ bro?

[Anonymous No.49924049]

Based retard incorrect mask wearer

[Anonymous No.49924055]

You DO own SIGA right?

[Anonymous No.49924056]

>>49924037
>>49924034
he's got a nice sleepy vibe. kinda comfy

[Anonymous No.49924060]

>>49924027
I mean figurative niggers, too.

[Anonymous No.49924061]

>everything is PUUUPMA
>my UCO and SOXL keep shitting the bed
I should have kept my gay sex
FUCK YOU ROCKER

[Anonymous No.49924073]

>>49924049
thought it was a shiny beard

>>49924028
he didn't say she doesn't do them he said she doesn't like them
it's better when she likes them

[Anonymous No.49924074]

>>49923984
Its a mystery.

[Anonymous No.49924075]

>>49924031
Wall Street celebrating the SC NY gun ruling

[Anonymous No.49924076]

>>49924049
GET THE SUPERSPREADER CHUD OUT OF THE ROOM NOW!

[Anonymous No.49924089]

How is it that every time I masturbate the market does a huge move in the opposite direction that I need it to go?

[Anonymous No.49924087]

>>49924039
NOT EVEN TIPS OR ANYTHING?

[Anonymous No.49924099]

>>49924022

[Anonymous No.49924100]

>>49924061
>my UCO and SOXL
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.49924103]

>mr green
What the fuck, how was this hairy goblin voted in?

[Anonymous No.49924108]

What's the implication of them buying the 10 year? Market recovery imminent? Massive inflation?

[Anonymous No.49924109]

What the fuck are these schizo movements? Is Nasdaq browsing /pol/?

[Anonymous No.49924118]

>>49924089
You ever read that book Gravity's Rainbow?

[Anonymous No.49924120]

>>49923984
>>49924001
Someone post it

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924122]

>>49924087
>>49924039
thank you jannies
keep up the great work

anyways buy NFLX

[Anonymous No.49924124]

>>49924109
you ever seen them in the same room think about it bro

[Anonymous No.49924126]

BOIL getting fucked right up the ass
why
not holding any just trying to understand

[Anonymous No.49924156]

>name is Mr. Green
>pumps the market with his nonsense

[Anonymous No.49924157]

based green

[Anonymous No.49924158]

I fucking hate congress. AI needs to replace all these fucking grand standers.

[Anonymous No.49924161]

Jpow
>what? Oh I didn't hear you
Yeah I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.49924162]

why is the market pumping on a sharp slowdown of the economy? is it really bullish that people will be dying?

[Anonymous No.49924163]

>>49924126
All commodities got heemed with le recession fears. But iirc natgas peaks before oil does.

[Anonymous No.49924164]

>>49924122

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924165]

My fellow Robloxians....

we won.

[Anonymous No.49924168]

>>49924120
Post what? That American culture is centered around melanin?

[Anonymous No.49924170]

Goblin giving an Oscars speech here

[Anonymous No.49924174]

>>49924156
based

[Anonymous No.49924176]

I have 20k saved up for investments. Should I go in or should wait for the market to dump more?

[Anonymous No.49924177]

>>49924156
This dude is not stable.

[Anonymous No.49924178]

>>49924039
Based

[Anonymous No.49924180]

>>49924108
Recessionary disinflation, imminent QE.

[Anonymous No.49924190]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

[Anonymous No.49924194]

>>49924165
>Robloxians

[Anonymous No.49924197]

They're just yelling at JP lamo

[Anonymous No.49924198]

>>49924162
powell mentioned yesterday that the market already priced in future interest rate hikes that haven't happened

[Anonymous No.49924200]

Why shouldn't nu-money immediately draft Powell

[Anonymous No.49924203]

GameStop Corp. (GME)
141.73 +3.27 (+2.36%)

[Anonymous No.49924206]

>>49924163
isn't energy supposed to do well during recession?
can't remember the chart

[Anonymous No.49924205]

>>49923953
>>49924002
WTFWT VROOMBROS??

[Anonymous No.49924208]

>>49924161
MR green of Mexico is not very smart

[Anonymous No.49924212]

>>49924108

Bond market thinks a recession will happen

[Anonymous No.49924219]

>>49924165
Robloxians are the main spreaders of Monkeepox FACTS

[Anonymous No.49924224]

this guy is high energy

[Anonymous No.49924227]

>>49924205
What's our PT VRMers?

[Anonymous No.49924228]

NATTY GAS BROS WHATS HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.49924229]

>>49924108
You wouldn’t buy into inflation

[Anonymous No.49924231]

>blah blah blah inflation bad blah blah blah companies bad blah blah blah spending too big/small help too big/small blah blah blah
>Mr. interest rate man, how do you plead?
What the fuck do these retards think Powell does?

[Anonymous No.49924232]

>>49924206
Yea but it's also volatile. If a recession induces demand destruction it crashes, so there's a lot of big ups and big downs.

[Anonymous No.49924251]

>>49924206
No, high energy prices cause the recession and then everything crashed to 0

[Anonymous No.49924254]

>>49924190
and there’s nothing you can do about it goofy ahh cumskin

[Anonymous No.49924253]

>muh democrats
Can these retards fuck off, and ask what are the implications of the BoJ imploding?

[Anonymous No.49924258]

>>49923929
Getting head isn't even that great. I used to think I would cum literally the moment I would put it in a girl's mouth, but I literally can't even get off from it.

[Anonymous No.49924261]

>>49924126
there is a hub where natural gas gets shipped from the US suppliers to the EU
the shortfall in natural gas from Russia has resulted in EU countries needing a fuck ton of natural gas, the US even pressured the EU to go hardcore on Russian natural gas and that we would supply the shortfall
then an explosion occurred at this hub, and it won't be back up until late this year, possibly as late as December
now there is a surplus of natural gas in the US that is unable to make its way to Europe, where the real problem is in natural gas / the reason why natural gas is so high
supply > demand in the US with no ability to get it to where the demand is
on top of this we're in summer months where natural gas usage is lower, economic activity is decreasing especially in manufacturing = less energy demand - there were big heat wave fears that were driving expectations of higher natural gas usage for air conditioning that have tempered

[Anonymous No.49924265]

>>49924232
i'm not sure how elastic natgas demand is

[Anonymous No.49924268]

My co-worker leaves his car unlocked so houseless people don't smash the window. He told me it smells this morning. Social thread is unravelling

[Anonymous No.49924270]

>>49924227
8 dollars

[Anonymous No.49924281]

yes. very nice.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924283]

yeah, you can call me a NEGGer, I dont mind at all

[Anonymous No.49924289]

the market is hulking up

[Anonymous No.49924290]

>>49924265
But anon, there are fears!

[Anonymous No.49924296]

If I want to park some cash for a few months, what's the best place? Like T-bills or something? Short term? I already have a high yield savings account but it's maxed out.

[Anonymous No.49924305]

>jpow repeatedly declines to talk about politic
>idiots still ask every time

[Anonymous No.49924309]

Holy fuck how can JP handle all this berating

[Anonymous No.49924314]

>>49924289
Good morning hulkamanic

[Anonymous No.49924318]

>>49924268
I do the same thing and just don’t keep anything worth anything in my car. There’s some trash in there and a $10 charging cord + cigarette lighter which they can have if they need it that bad.

[Anonymous No.49924321]

That guy bought puts

[Anonymous No.49924324]

>>49924228
it was too high

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924327]

>>49924296
you mean the safest place I assume

just buy some boring shit
just buy VOO or SPY

[Anonymous No.49924329]

I'm so fucking sick of these algo's

[Anonymous No.49924331]

>>49924296
Gold, you moron

[Anonymous No.49924335]

>>49924305
it was like that all day yesterday too. it's embarrassing to watch. I hope no foreigners are watching this. how can our elected leaders not even understand what the fed does?

[Anonymous No.49924338]

>Mr Emmer

[Anonymous No.49924339]

>>49924296
BY some MO and get that sweet dividend.

[Anonymous No.49924340]

These are the people that rule over us.

[Anonymous No.49924343]

>>49924309
Because he knows he’s about to slash their net worth into pieces, you know what I’m talking about bobros

[Anonymous No.49924344]

>>49924296
SIGA

[Anonymous No.49924348]

>>49924289
Big if true.

[Anonymous No.49924349]

>>49924268
what 3rd world shithole are you from?

[Anonymous No.49924353]

>>49924296
Just use your reverse repo account at the Fed.

[Anonymous No.49924352]

cut spending and raise taxes

[Anonymous No.49924358]

>>49924331
with rates going up seems like that would sell off? seems like it's already in the process of that, no? gold has performed terribly recently.

[Anonymous No.49924360]

>>49924309
I'd imagine he's just thinking these retards are making themselves look like retards.

[Anonymous No.49924371]

>>49924343
>>49924309
lol

[Anonymous No.49924375]

>>49924335
they all understand. they're not expecting actual answers from him. it's just an opportunity to bash the other side.

[Anonymous No.49924377]

I bought the sqqq dip

[Anonymous No.49924378]

all these speakers have their life savings on puts lmao

[Anonymous No.49924379]

>>49924353
what's that? I bought I-bonds but you can only buy 10k worth. I have a treasury direct account....

[Anonymous No.49924380]

>SOXL can't even go green
Lmao trannies on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.49924382]

>I am.. LE ANGRY

[Anonymous No.49924384]

>>49924309
He knows it's all just political posturing. Acting.

[Anonymous No.49924387]

Can the Great Reset happen already so they reset my account back to where I started?

[Anonymous No.49924388]

CERN has activated the crab cavities
do with this information what you will

[Anonymous No.49924389]

>>49924349
I’m gonna go with San Francisco

[Anonymous No.49924400]

>>49924349
Tourist city in the Eastern Seaboard

[Anonymous No.49924403]

>>49924353
Reverse repo exists so that t-bills don’t go below the FFR floor, so ackshually the systems working as intended and he can buy tbills

[Anonymous No.49924405]

>>49924375
we're so fucked. these midterms are going to be bad, but the next presidential election is going to downright murder.

[Anonymous No.49924414]

>>49924387
how much did you lose fren? I've taken a -7% haircut YTD.

[Anonymous No.49924419]

>>49924388
Half Life 3 confirmed.

[Anonymous No.49924422]

>mfw shorting copper

[Anonymous No.49924424]

>>49924309
It's just a ridiculous yelling contest between dems and reps for show.

[Anonymous No.49924426]

>>49924379
Oh that's just where I park a couple billion overnight when I'm waiting for a play in the market to develop. You can call up your guys at the Fed if you're not yet setup with one.

[Anonymous No.49924427]

>>49924309
The cost of running the infinite money printer and having the best inside info in the world is being berated by 80IQ retards

[Anonymous No.49924433]

>>49924358
The Fed is gonna pivot soon, and if you're only holding for a few months and want to avoid market/inflation risk. Gold is the best way.

[Anonymous No.49924439]

fuck you AMD

[Anonymous No.49924440]

did he just shill a shitcoin in congress?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924446]

i am still short USD.JPY
lets go japan!!!! go go go banzai
Yen to the moon
ichiban kirin tsukiyomi

[Anonymous No.49924447]

cut exports and raise levies

[Anonymous No.49924452]

I just keep buying this SQQQ dip

[Anonymous No.49924466]

>weeks of fud saying a recession is priced in
>market pomps

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49924474]

>>49924414
0% YTD I hold cash

[Anonymous No.49924476]

seems like oil bounced off 102 again

[Anonymous No.49924479]

>market crashing 30% in 6 months
>working well
its over

[Anonymous No.49924483]

>Political talking heads bickering
>Powell looking more and more uncomfortable
>Market pumps
What is this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.49924487]

>>49924466
Market has already been destroyed man

[Anonymous No.49924488]

>>49924466
We warned you about troll market, bro.

[Anonymous No.49924494]

Is this retard asking for financial advice?

[Anonymous No.49924497]

>>49924440
Shilling the dollar is his job

[Anonymous No.49924501]

>>49924483


J pow doesn't have time for these retards

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49924502]

>>49924466
you have to start being contrarian
its the only way to make it in this schizo market

when everyone on /biz/ is saying long oil, you have to short oil
right now everyone hates on SOXL so I am balls deep

[Anonymous No.49924513]

How can they call him in and waste his time to yell at him. DID BIDEN DO THIS!? or THIS IS NOT BIDEN FAULT RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.49924518]

>10 year yield down to 3.02%

hory shit

[Anonymous No.49924519]

>>49924433
unless it sells off. why would the fed pivot?

[Anonymous No.49924521]

Reminder that Congress is for people too ugly to make it in Hollywood.

[Anonymous No.49924522]

You think you're cool, right?
When you bought those leveraged bull ETFs.
I tell you this, one of three Americans is dying out of cancer, you know?
Asshole, and you're gonna be one of those.
I didn't have the courage to kick your ass directly.
Don't have enough courage for that, I could, you know?
You know you're gonna have another accident?
Fuck you, die, bastard.

Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo

[Anonymous No.49924527]

INFLATION IS RACIEST!

[Anonymous No.49924537]

>>49924494
>Chair Powell, if you were to have some money sitting around, would you put it into a stock, etf, or leveraged etf? I yield the remainder of my time
>>49924497
also

[Anonymous No.49924538]

>>49923886
I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.49924558]

>Rev fags btfo
>Sig fags continue sucking and fucking to 20
/smg/ ignores siga and continues to talk about soxl

[Anonymous No.49924561]

>>49924433
>p-pivot s-so-soon!
Retard gorilla nigger. Bailouts already happened, now it's time for the bankruptcies

[Anonymous No.49924563]

SOXL next stop $10

[Anonymous No.49924564]

>>49924527
do blacks say max instead of mask like they say ax instead os ask?

[Anonymous No.49924565]

This fucking hearing is a waste of fucking time holy shit. I'm done listening to this garbage.

[Anonymous No.49924570]

>>49924519
Have you not been watching this hearing? The writing is on the wall, he's going to cave to political pressure.

[Anonymous No.49924569]

>>49924538
brutal. oil itself isn't even down that much

[Anonymous No.49924571]

>>49924538
>It is already over Wojack
>We have DOOMPED EET

[Anonymous No.49924575]

What are you eating today, /smg/? About to tuck into a delicious tuna sandwich on baguette with a black coffee.

[Anonymous No.49924584]

>when are these tards going to figure out what fed independence means?

[Anonymous No.49924609]

>>49924565
you are here forever, I welcome your commentary

[Anonymous No.49924610]

>>49924570
i'm listening to a guy talking about the debt is too high, so, that's the opposite of what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.49924619]

J-just gonna need an approximate timeframe when this market gets rational.

[Anonymous No.49924625]

>>49924575
You must have terrible breath

[Anonymous No.49924626]

>>49924575
I'm eating coffee
Not letting myself have any american bread, it's too unhealthy
Maybe later I'll get a chicken burrito bowl

[Anonymous No.49924631]

>>49924575
I'm on an evening cross-country train. Just had a white flavor monster ultra zero.

[Anonymous No.49924646]

>>49924565
ngmi. you need to maximize your gains 24/7 listening to these talking heads

[Anonymous No.49924651]

>>49924575
Either a turkey and cheese sandwich, a ham and cheese sandwich; or a turkey, ham, and cheese sandwich.

[Anonymous No.49924652]

Does anybody actually understand the market or are they all just guessing?

[Anonymous No.49924657]

I hate congress. That is all.

[Anonymous No.49924662]

>>49924619
the market IS rational right now
if what you actually mean is when will line start going back up, not until rates drop or the balance sheet grows
not a nanosecond earlier

[Anonymous No.49924677]

Confirmed Pedo- Pump incoming confirmed

[Anonymous No.49924679]

>>49924575
Had a pack of almonds just a minute ago. Apparently terrible for the environment but god they’re so damn good. They’re grown in California anyway so fuck em.

[Anonymous No.49924678]

imagine how annoying this lady would be sitting at the table next to you at a restaurant with that loud ass voice

[Anonymous No.49924680]

I hate nvda and amd so much

[Anonymous No.49924685]

I made 300% off my Revlon puts lol. Easiest money I've made YTD.

[Anonymous No.49924689]

>>49924118
Based Pavlovian conditioning poster

[Anonymous No.49924692]

>>49924575
I rented a burger from a local food rental company.

[Anonymous No.49924694]

>why gas price go up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49924701]

>DONT LOOK AT THE VIX

the vix ix still too high. the market is still hedging. i doubt we will see vix at 27.5 again until at least november

[Anonymous No.49924699]

>>49924610
Do you actually believe congress cares about the debt? They're virtue signalling to pretend they care about their konstiuwents.

[Anonymous No.49924704]

>>49924584
They just want to lecture people on their political stance.
There is some level of irony since the bulk of voters don't watch this, and those that do aren't going to fall for the dem talking points.
>>49924619
Tomorrow, Its the planetary alignment.

[Anonymous No.49924714]

When the fuck is LABU going to go down?

[Anonymous No.49924718]

>>49924662
It's actually the other line direction I need.

[Anonymous No.49924720]

>>49924575
Diet steak.

[Anonymous No.49924721]

digits and i double down on my amd calls

[Anonymous No.49924735]

>>49924714
LABU took over SOXL's position as the #1 direxion shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.49924749]

>>49923953
FUGG I thought I'd have a few days before it starts.

[Anonymous No.49924758]

>>49924678
>>49924677
The hive mind is working overtime

[Anonymous No.49924760]

REV $15 by Wednesday

[Anonymous No.49924768]

>>49924652
Excuse me, it's educated guessing, Mister.

[Anonymous No.49924773]

>>49924575
Ribeye with kefir, peasant

[Anonymous No.49924786]

why are financials shitting the bed bros?

[Anonymous No.49924788]

>>49924749
Me too man, I FOMOed in first thing this morning. Still time to jump in. I bet it'll dump at lunch.

[Anonymous No.49924789]

>>49924652
No, we just act on our own personal bias and chimp out whether or not the market moves with or against us.

[Anonymous No.49924793]

>>49924414
Went from 68k to 5k but now back to 11k

[Anonymous No.49924803]

>>49924685
when did you buy them and what strike/exp?
i bought 1 contract for $2.59 7/15 when it was around 9$ and sold today for a loss…

[Anonymous No.49924805]

>>49924575
>>49924575
Oats soaked in water overnight on my nightstand

[Anonymous No.49924810]

So with oil getting heemed isn't this the perfect slurp opportunity? Europe is going to be short gas

[Anonymous No.49924812]

>>49924773
Sir, may i suggest the roasted lamb amalabamb

[Anonymous No.49924818]

>TQQQ up 3%
>SOXL down 2%
wtf?
also
>NRGU down more than 60% in the past few weeks
wtf?

[Anonymous No.49924820]

Is this bullish or bearish for gay sex?

[Anonymous No.49924828]

Like that other anon, I get at least dubs I will double down on my positions

[Anonymous No.49924829]

>>49924803
*$2.50

[Anonymous No.49924836]

>>49924810
yep

[Anonymous No.49924847]

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THE OTHERSIDE OF THE ISLE SUCKS FAT THROBBING THIGH SKIN DICKS

>ill take my answer off the air thank you.

[Anonymous No.49924858]

Look at CVX and XOM on the weekly.

[Anonymous No.49924866]

>>49924820
I'm supposed to stay with my gay uncles for a week next month, I hope they don't cough on me

[Anonymous No.49924868]

>>49924820
Bullish
fags are dying due to their sinful actions

[Anonymous No.49924889]

>>49924847
this guy is a combative fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.49924899]

>fags are dying due to their sinful actions

[Anonymous No.49924909]

>30°C
I bought ZeroSweat. If this doesn't work its over, I'll be mr stinky
Hot humid weather and social anxiety doesn't mix well

[Anonymous No.49924913]

Every time the nasdaq pumps I buy more sqqq

[Anonymous No.49924926]

>>49924899
cringe

[Anonymous No.49924931]

>let me interrupt you, you fuck

[Anonymous No.49924934]

>why are you not letting inflation run away to save jobs?
Is he retarded?

[Anonymous No.49924936]

dubs and I sell my puts at a 60% loss

[Anonymous No.49924939]

>>49924858
I would shove my face into her ass so hard

[Anonymous No.49924940]

These fuckers just keep interrupting JP right after they ask a question, what a joke.

[Anonymous No.49924941]

>It was a cold evening in Paris on that day as we settled in for the night. I was busy preparing a hot stew for the both of us as little Marina set the table, her little belly bump showing after the few months we had stayed at this safehouse. The shudders on the windows rattled as the wind picked up, a light snowfall starting as the gas powered lamps cut on. It was picturesque, a beautiful scene just like I had always imagined as a child. I blinked my eyes as I felt little Marina hug me from behind, snapping out of whatever trance I was in. The stew had nearly boiled over before I covered it, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Every meal was important, now that Marina was eating for two. "Marina..." I said, breaking from her hug and turning around, picking her up into the air and hearing her giggle, looking at that sweet face and seeing nothing but joy, wishing I could feel the unblemished innocence she felt. I wasn't jealous of it, I had stolen hers months ago in a passion that left us both sweating and exhausted on my bed back in her hometown, before her European tour. No, I appreciated it more than anything. Why should I not be as unabashedly happy as her, with my lover at my side and a child on the way? What right did I have to feel sorrow or regret? I set her down and gave little Marina a deep kiss on the lips before whispering to her that supper was done, and to get to the table. Two bowls of hot stew for the both of us, the first hot meal of the winter season.

[Anonymous No.49924942]

>>49924931
he looks like a reptillian

[Anonymous No.49924967]

>>49924940
the point is for politicians to get an opportunity to grandstand and make soundbites, powell is just a prop for their narcissism. this is how every hearing goes

[Anonymous No.49924972]

Jayhawk, hero.

[Anonymous No.49924976]

>>49924899
poopdick

[Anonymous No.49924982]

Mr. Powell, pee pee poo poo pee poo poo?

[Anonymous No.49924993]

he hates his tie and his life...

[Anonymous No.49925000]

Anyone else buying up AMD on the cheap?

[Anonymous No.49925002]

>>49924899
>checked & based

[Anonymous No.49925006]

Have they asked JPow about black single mothers yet?

[Anonymous No.49925005]

>>49924940
oh, is the god master on?

[Anonymous No.49925020]

>>49925000
18 p/e cheap?

[Anonymous No.49925028]

What do I do down 30% on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.49925030]

GAYSEX bros we just getting started.

[Anonymous No.49925031]

>>49925000
No AMD is pure cock and ball torture for holders.

[Anonymous No.49925032]

s t a b l e c o i n s

[Anonymous No.49925034]

>>49924972
why is SPY going up?

[Anonymous No.49925036]

>TQQQ + 4.5%
>SOXL -.5%
LMAO SOXL TRANNIES JUST CAN'T CATCH A WIN

[Anonymous No.49925037]

SNIBS AT YOU

[Anonymous No.49925043]

>>49925031
Can confirm.

t. AMD holder

[Anonymous No.49925048]

>>49924810
Nah. At this point we're seeing chain liquidations from all the oilchud pumpers of the last few months.
Wait until it actually shows a positive day before you buy. Don't hold their falling knife for them.

[Anonymous No.49925050]

Kek bunny post got rapehiked

[Anonymous No.49925051]

>>49924972
that shouldn't even be the discussion when inflation could run away. Clown world

[Anonymous No.49925056]

>>49925000
Cheap means when it hits pre covid levels.

[Anonymous No.49925064]

>>49924993

[Anonymous No.49925067]

About to swing Ring Energy again. God I love volatility

[Anonymous No.49925071]

>>49925028
hold with the rest of us

[Anonymous No.49925074]

>>49925031
You mean INTC, friend!

[Anonymous No.49925077]

Okay I’m done being ignored! Tell me why the market is pumping!!!

[Anonymous No.49925086]

the fact that the stock market has been stable...we are due to going back up right? 2nd day of jpow and hasnt drop at all

[Anonymous No.49925087]

FUCK YOUR FED COIN!!

[Anonymous No.49925094]

My SQQQ bags are pretty heavy already, but SOXS is realy strong

[Anonymous No.49925100]

>>49925077
Short squeeze

[Anonymous No.49925101]

>>49925077
Up is down and down is up. Does that mean Cramer is right?

[Anonymous No.49925103]

Buying AAPL Calls was the trade today while everyone else shits the bed

[Anonymous No.49925104]

>>49925077
are you asking why it isn't a literally straight line down?

[Anonymous No.49925105]

>crypto and cbdcs are being talked about
The future is going to be wild

[Anonymous No.49925107]

>>49925077
They keep dragging the prez and Fed chair into public to give everyone the idea we are not fucked

[Anonymous No.49925109]

Dick pics won't turn a woman on
Seeing the outline of your dick in your underwear or even sweatpants will
We're wired differently, but most importantly, don't ever simp after anything or anyone especially not Elon musk

[Anonymous No.49925116]

>>49925077

[Anonymous No.49925120]

>>49925077
The congress shitshow is bullish for the market

[Anonymous No.49925124]

>>49925077
hedging. look at the vix

[Anonymous No.49925126]

>>49925034
At least during the testimony probably not too many people want to get aggressively short. PMI numbers were terrible here and in europe.

[Anonymous No.49925133]

>>49925104
Yes

[Anonymous No.49925137]

>>49925077
No bad news and market makers are huffing copium which makes them believe we can dodge a recession.

[Anonymous No.49925144]

>>49925109
>sweatpants
actual woman detected

[Anonymous No.49925158]

why bilibili rising, is it a buy?

[Anonymous No.49925159]

>>49925077
Why not?

[Anonymous No.49925169]

how the fuck is the vix not in the 40's

[Anonymous No.49925171]

>>49925077
Americans literally only buy, when thenfutures are green in pm

[Anonymous No.49925176]

>>49925109
>We
you're a man

[Anonymous No.49925189]

Oil is too damn cheap

[Anonymous No.49925201]

>>49925077
Real talk. They're propping it up to give their good boys enough time to exit without making it conspicuous.

[Anonymous No.49925205]

>>49925144
>>sweatpants
>actual woman detected
probably just gay

[Anonymous No.49925204]

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*

[Anonymous No.49925217]

LOL

[Anonymous No.49925218]

This maniac is all hopped up on Mountain Due

[Anonymous No.49925224]

Every one of my positions is printing today

I don’t trust it

[Anonymous No.49925228]

>>49925034
Good morning sir, the bear market is over

[Anonymous No.49925230]

kek powell basically called that congressman retarded

[Anonymous No.49925243]

AYY LMAO

[Anonymous No.49925245]

[Anonymous No.49925247]

>>49925230
he has been for two days now

[Anonymous No.49925260]

I don't have a black women wojack

[Anonymous No.49925262]

>>49925077
NO.

[Anonymous No.49925266]

>>49925245

[Anonymous No.49925273]

>what is a wage-price spiral?
Why is it always the joggers who know nothing about economy?

[Anonymous No.49925281]

>>49925205
gays are just degenerate men they don't have the mind of a woman

[Anonymous No.49925283]

>>49925034
All the hikes are already priced in. We're heading to 6000

[Anonymous No.49925290]

>>49925245

I can't watch this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.49925303]

>>49925245
There's a Will Smith joke in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.49925314]

>>49925245
Jaffa, Kree!

[Anonymous No.49925316]

>>49925290
What are y'all sisters watching?

[Anonymous No.49925327]

"TRY NOT TO LAUGH, TRY NOT TO LAUGH, TRY NOT TO LAUGH.... DONT LOOK AT IT, DONT LOOK AT IT!

[Anonymous No.49925330]

>>49925273
same reason cats know nothing about quantum mechanics

[Anonymous No.49925340]

>>49925330
Cats barely understand gravity half the time.

[Anonymous No.49925347]

I wish we could have some insight into who keeps MARKET SELLING A BAJILLION SHARES OF TECH STOCK every time the nasdaq behaves like it's about to pump

[Anonymous No.49925349]

Let's say I have $5k to buy something, what do I buy?

[Anonymous No.49925354]

>>49925245
maybe she has cancer ._.

[Anonymous No.49925359]

>>49925316
Powell testifying before the House and, apparently, Will Smith's wife/Stargate(?)

[Anonymous No.49925360]

>>49925330
Based cat, that'll teach her

[Anonymous No.49925361]

>>49925330

Where do I acquire a based cat like this?

[Anonymous No.49925364]

>>49925260

[Anonymous No.49925367]

>>49925354
we can only hope

[Anonymous No.49925371]

>>49925354
worse. alopecia

[Anonymous No.49925374]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK WHOEVER IS DOING THAT

[Anonymous No.49925377]

>>49925330
unfathomably based cat, teach that woman

[Anonymous No.49925380]

>>49925349
Canon TA-30 and a Signature EM-40-HR
make some bank, anon

[Anonymous No.49925384]

>>49925364
lul, nice pepe

[Anonymous No.49925383]

>>49925349
SIGA calls seem like a fun, cheeky play.

[Anonymous No.49925382]

>>49925364
cool picture thanks bro

can i save it?

[Anonymous No.49925387]

who said something stupid now?

[Anonymous No.49925391]

>>49925071
Going to zero
Market or my folio

[Anonymous No.49925390]

I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AT THE VIX

BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

YOU MAY BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.49925392]

>>49925364
How, wtf. How do you have this

[Anonymous No.49925394]

>>49925364
nice

[Anonymous No.49925419]

Europe's closed, the markets can heal.

[Anonymous No.49925420]

>>49925390
Good.

[Anonymous No.49925422]

>>49925383
>cheeky play

[Anonymous No.49925424]

qt in the back

[Anonymous No.49925433]

Are even normies bullish on america right now?

[Anonymous No.49925437]

>>49925390
Risky time to buy Puts when JP is speaking

[Anonymous No.49925448]

>>49925419
no, still 30 min to go

[Anonymous No.49925453]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49925456]

>>49925422
It can slide right in between your holdings of FAGIX and GAYMF.

[Anonymous No.49925458]

What stock would NFL superstar Baker Mayfield be buying right now?

[Anonymous No.49925462]

why everything krab

[Anonymous No.49925464]

gentlewoman

[Anonymous No.49925467]

ANOTHER DAY OF PURE FUCKING BULLSHIT I SEE
>>49925437
OH NOW I GET IT THIS CAMERA-HUMPING HAM ASS FUCK IS GIVING ANOTHER GOD DAMN SPEECH

[Anonymous No.49925468]

>>49925458
>Baker Mayfield
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.49925476]

didn't even know AOC was there
she is probably the one that insisted they remove that hot latina

[Anonymous No.49925482]

I hate congress

[Anonymous No.49925487]

>>49925458
Neurological companies I guess

[Anonymous No.49925493]

MOMMY

[Anonymous No.49925496]

I searched twitter for "this nigga powell", appears the black community has nothing to say about him

[Anonymous No.49925503]

is this it?

[Anonymous No.49925505]

why is AMD dumping?

[Anonymous No.49925513]

>>49925458
puts on his own career

[Anonymous No.49925520]

AAPL carrying the market and dumping the market lol

[Anonymous No.49925523]

Need someone to bake

[Anonymous No.49925524]

GUESS WHOM IS B(L)ACK, BACK AGAIN

CRABBYS BACK, TELL A FREN

[Anonymous No.49925526]

IS THIS FUCKING FAGGOT JUST GOING TO WALK OUT AND ASSRAPE THE MARKET EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

SINCE WHEN IS IT THE FED'S JOB JUST TO BE A NARCISSISTIC MARKET MANIPULATING PR FAGGOT SINCE FUCKING WHEN

MANAGE THE FUCKING MONEY SUPPLY YOU UNBELIEVABLE ANAL-RAPING FUCKING FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.49925528]

SEX

[Anonymous No.49925531]

>>49925505
Look at Nvidia and take a guess. My assumption is that some institutions think that the stock is going to underperform in the coming month.

[Anonymous No.49925536]

God AOC is so hot. How many SIGA shares do I need to get a gf like AOC?

[Anonymous No.49925545]

>>49925505
>see stock dump
>don't sell
>keep holding
>lose more money
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.49925549]

Do I buy SIGA calls or shares?

[Anonymous No.49925552]

>>49925245
Wait.. isn't that the fairy from the disney movie?

[Anonymous No.49925554]

WHY
THE FUCK
IS THIS FAGGOT
MAKING ANOTHER
TV APPEARANCE

[Anonymous No.49925560]

>>49925536
>God AOC is so hot
Maybe relative to all the other politicians in congress.

[Anonymous No.49925566]

>>49925476
>she is probably the one that insisted they remove that hot latina
I was wondering why they did that- I bet that one in the red dress was way younger and made her jelly

[Anonymous No.49925570]

New
>>49925563
>>49925563
>>49925563

[Anonymous No.49925578]

>>49925526
>>49925554
gay

[Anonymous No.49925597]

B L A C K U N E M P L O Y M E N T

[Anonymous No.49925772]

>>49925330
I bet that cat has read the art of war

[Anonymous No.49925915]

>>49925380
Printing what?

[Anonymous No.49926148]

>>49924652
I can walk you through the sp500s movements the entire year. But honestly short term markets are almost meaningless. You need to zoom out to see monthly trends before things start to make sense. I do however think this market is absolutely insane the past 2 weeks. Things are moving in the wrong directions. like yields jumping with tech.

[Anonymous No.49926224]

>>49925364
>>49925245

[Anonymous No.49926484]

Market is so rigged to kill options right now. Next leg down will come when put and call interest is in balance I'm afraid to say.

[Anonymous No.49927145]

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