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How long do cigarettes keep? I'm unironically thinking about buying hundreds of boxes of them with my crypto bucks so I can resell them after the ban goes through. I'm thinking this is easily a 10x. I'll only sell to old and frail boomers because they have the money and won't pummel me to death or shoot me

>> No.49909669

Long enough for the cops to catch on and come shoot your dog

>> No.49909773

>>49909669
I'm not too worried about the local pigs. Most of them are dumb hicks who probably wouldn't even recognize a massive marijuana garden in my front yard

>> No.49909790

>>49909773
ATF will literally be at your door faster than you could shit your pants f

>> No.49909842

Won't tribal land be exempt from a federal ban? People will still be able to drive out to the rez and load up on cheap cartons

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>>49909790
How would they honestly know if there was no online communication, no names exchanged, and it's all in cash? Boomers do their repair and yard businesses in cash all the time so they don't pay taxes

>> No.49909881

>>49909842
I honestly have no idea, but I know most boomers aren't going to travel hundreds of miles to a reservation for smokes. They would rather be price gouged and get them in town.

>> No.49909939

>>49909631
definitely do it. i’m certainly going be buying black market if the ban actually happens. you’ll do well

>> No.49910210

>>49909631
What cucked country are you from that is totally banning cigarettes?

>> No.49910286

>>49910210
The US is banning cigs with nicotine over a certain percent. They're also banning vaping, so the assumption is that nicotine in general is getting phased out

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>>49910286
Ah yes. Prohibition... works every time.

>> No.49910460

Consider stocking up on DXM as well. I'm surprised that shit doesn't require a pharmacy script yet.

In fact if you want to go really tinfoil schizo, hoard data. When the internet is restricted in the future, you'll be sitting on a lot of stuff that people might be willing to pay for. A copy of a file and a PC to make more copies would basically be a money printer.

>> No.49912472

Shelf life is 2 years in the carton.
t. Gas station anon

>> No.49912598

>>49909631

According to SteveMRE1989, 75 year old Chesterfields are still NICE

>> No.49913277

>>49909939
You're an embarrassment to yourself.

>> No.49913291

>>49910349
When it's something almost 100% of the population despises. Then yes. It does work.

>> No.49913351

>>49909848
We won't have cash soon. CBDCs are taking over.

>> No.49913667

>>49912598
Alright, let's get this out onto a tray. NICE!

>> No.49913850

>>49909631
ban?
anyway, you're better off buying premium loose tobacco and cryovac-ing it
you could cryovac cigarettes, but they'll break in the process

>> No.49914213

>>49909631
Good play mate. Find your close feather Indian encampment for tax free

>> No.49914265

They'll last for years if you vacuum seal and refrigerate them, anon

>> No.49914351

>>49910286
they're just banning juul

>> No.49914479

>>49910286
Just one brand of vape, there are still plenty of other brands that haven’t been shut down.

>> No.49914522

>>49909631
Buying vigs is never a wrong thing. I would recommand you also buy quality liquor. When the great crash comes, you will be able to trade on he black market with cigs as currency.

>> No.49914546

>>49912598
This guy is so nice. You are also nice. Hitler is nice. I am nice.

>> No.49914552

So is nicotine not natural in tobacco?

>> No.49914566

>>49910286
> the assumption is that nicotine in general is getting phased out

Oh so THAT'S how they start civil war 2. Finally, I understand the plan... that's gonna get ugly.

>> No.49914670

>>49909848
>no online communication

you made this thread jackass. they've already wiretapped your phone and are prepping for ruby ridge part 2

>> No.49914735

OP is an underage retard

you cant make money selling an already heavily taxed product even if nicotine gets banned and there is always the risk of getting busted for peanuts

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>>49909631
>I'm going to buy hundreds of 'boxes' of cigarettes
I could fill over 1000 cigarettes with my electric injector in a few hours on a saturday with $50 in tubes and tobacco.
Honestly a full on ban would likely drop the black market price since a cigarette's cost is largely taxes and plain mark-up.
It's paper, a filter and 1/3 a gram of a leaf ffs.