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49906919 No.49906919 [Reply] [Original]

Boomer dad keeps basedjacking and yelling at me to sell all of my portfolio at market and dump whats left into gold

>> No.49906940

>>49906919
You should listen

>> No.49906944

Ok and wtf are you waiting for?

>> No.49906952
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49906952

gold is at all time highs, don't buy it retard. Buy platinum or the reddit-mineral

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49906972

>>49906919
Listen to your father summerfag. He could have shot you in your mother's mouth, you owe him at least as much as moving out of his basement

>> No.49906984

>>49906919
No what the fuck no. I should ask what your positions are but holy fuck no. Market dumps are where you turn fucking safe stocks into 4 baggers.

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>>49906940
>>49906944
my pop also doesnt understand options trading supports 50% of my portfolio from crashing or the fact that selling dividend etfs at market is unironically the pinacle of retardation

>> No.49907013

>>49906984
exactly, he is afraid of market getting dumped but I could just buy puts and become a millionaire over night rather than his ponzi gold pump and dump scheme

>> No.49907036

>>49906952
THAT WHAT I TOLD HIM

>> No.49907110

>>49906940
>>49906944
>>49906972
plus trying to find a buyer for your gold is dumb you either have to give some jew a steep discount or have a company jew buy it at a *steeper discount