will Alberta be pumping?

[Anonymous No.49902578]

Our state is quite cucked by America, we got lots of hydrocarbons from sale to fill the Russian hole? It's not going to happen. But where would I want my money if it did?

[Anonymous No.49902606]

>>49902578
>OIL
pepewithcigar.jpg

[Anonymous No.49903278]

>>49902578
Hydrocarbon energy niggas, we stay winnin. On mf god nigga. No cap them Euro niggas goin back to mf coal. Belee dat bruh. Sheesh

https://www.businessinsider.com/europe-energy-emergency-plans-coal-power-russia-cuts-gas-supply-2022-6

[Anonymous No.49903792]

>>49902578
God somebody needs to assassinate trudeau.

[Anonymous No.49904063]

>our state
You're not even a Leaf.

[Anonymous No.49904123]

I live in Calgary and in general, the feeling is boomin. Construction is going pretty fucking good for me ( painting )

[Anonymous No.49904151]

>>49902578
But Leo told me our oil is le BAD! Plus our finance minister is a radical environmentalist and there's only one liberal MP in Alberta. No oil extraction for you. Remain at 13% unemployment and don't get any money to diversify.

[Anonymous No.49904168]

>>49902578
Is there a way of illegally pumping oil. Also how would one sell this illegal oil? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.49904302]

Albertan here who works in the oil patch. We are making record amounts of oil now. It's quite fascinating. I don't know much about where the oil goes ocne it's in the pipeline. Texas? Oklahoma. Not sure. But burgers are taking lots of it

[Anonymous No.49904331]

>>49904168
You need a way to launder the oil.. No one is likely to buy it directly from you, but if you start an oil company, you can probably do it. But you shouldn't do that

[Anonymous No.49904711]

What's the best way to make lots of money if I move from Ontario to Alberta. I'm currently working in IT, but I hate it, but a lot of my experience can be transferred to the electrician trade. Do trades pay decent out there in boom time? Or is just getting on a rig the best bet?

I'm fed up with Toronto ruining the rest of the province, and I want to work with the local political parties in Alberta to end the eastern occupation of the west.

[Anonymous No.49904767]

>>49904711
>rig work

You're about 15 years too late. There's not much compelling reason to move to Alberta anymore. There's not as much money here as there used to be.

[Anonymous No.49904774]

>>49902578
You thought you could buy a farm in Alberta and live off the land? think again

https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/report-warns-of-rising-costs-narrowing-ownership-of-alberta-farmland

[Anonymous No.49904830]

>>49904711
I know an escort in Edmonton and one of her clients hires bottom feeder workers to work on the rigs for $29 an hour, for 84 hours per week (you get OT too obviously). There's probably listings on indeed or some other site, but once I get my bachelor's degree I'll probably work there for a 3 month stint just to pay off all my loans and get enough money to move abroad.

[Anonymous No.49904832]

>>49904767
Fuck you, get me a job on a rig. I know your company is desperate for people.

[Anonymous No.49904904]

>>49904711
You can work IT for the oil companies but they love cheaping the fuck out in that area despite it being absolutely critical to their operations.

[Anonymous No.49904953]

>>49904904
No, I don't want to sit in front of a screen for the rest of my life. Fuck IT.

[Anonymous No.49904985]

>>49904711
Fuck off Ontarian.

[Anonymous No.49905010]

>>49904953
>work your way up the rigs
>become driller
>sit in front of a screen for the rest of your life
I'm sorry to say anon, there is no way around it.

[Anonymous No.49905152]

>>49904985
I am Albertan at heart. Fuck Ontario and everyone in it. All the cities in Ontario give the rest of the province a bad rap.

I propose after Alberta gains independence and joins with their western brothers, that a war of annihilation be commenced against Ontario. Toronto and Ottawa shall be wiped off the face of the earth, and the remaining Ontarians shall be enslaved by Alberta, and forced to work on the oil rigs. Other policies Alberta should implement is:
- mandatory firearm ownership (and it shall be a Capitol offence to not own one)
- deport all non-canadians (including the ones who were born here)
- nuclear rearmament
- annexation of the territories, and subsequent homesteading laws implemented.
- every citizen shall be entitled to a free oil pump to be worked on by Ontarians slaves .


Now let me in fuckers.

[Anonymous No.49905190]

>>49905010
But I'll be old by then. That'll be ok.

[Anonymous No.49905253]

>>49905152
You didn’t mention nuking Brampton so I think you’re lying

[Anonymous No.49905296]

>>49905253
I just view Brampton, 'Sauga, Markham, Vaughn, etc as a part of Toronto. Nuke everything from Burlington to Oshawa and DT to Newmarket.

[Anonymous No.49905322]

>>49905296
Nuke Peterborough, Windsor, Waterloo (two nukes), Guelph, Kitchener, and Kingston too.

[Anonymous No.49905342]

>>49905253
Only white bramptonian here. Please blow it up. Please fucking blow it up. I pay 400 a month for primary insurance. Please just nuke me

[Anonymous No.49905398]

>>49905322
Nuke Detroit instead of Windsor. Two birds with one stone and all.

[Anonymous No.49905401]

>>49904711
Are you White? If not, then liquidate and haul your ass off to where you belong.

[Anonymous No.49905416]

>>49904832
My ID might have changed but I wasn't kidding, nigger. There isn't as much money here anymore. That night change though. Not many new wells are being drilled.

Stay in Ontario

[Anonymous No.49905427]

>>49905322
Kitchener has a bunch of german people and menonites who give me the non globo homo food so they can stay

[Anonymous No.49905479]

>>49905416
Won't that change as gas prices rise even higher? 2.50$/l isn't that far away considering the amount of money printing that has gone on.

[Anonymous No.49905518]

>>49904123
I honestly think Trudeau made some good moves to put Canada in a good position after the oil crisis with Russia and EU.

Not sure what this >>49903792 anon is talking about.

Trudeau has made moves that wouldn't make sense for a Liberal leader (like purchasing Trans Mountain). And NDP leader Singh has also made moves that don't make sense for what is supposed to be a further left party -- like how he supports the LNG pipeline in northern BC (largest private sector investment in canadian history).

These moves put Canada in a strong position to give gas and oil to the countries that need it across the pond. It's almost as if PMJT had some insider knowledge...?

[Anonymous No.49905573]

>>49905401
Yes, I'm white. Your turn.

[Anonymous No.49905590]

>>49905518
Hi CSIS

[Anonymous No.49905662]

>>49905518
We still have to deal with the fucking retarded hippies in BC

[Anonymous No.49905668]

>>49905479
Not sure to be honest. You see 15 years ago, Alberta was ramping up NEW oil wells. They aren't doing that now. The province as a whole is making good money. But there's less job creation once the wells are already operational..

When I started on the drilling rigs, you made 150k a year if you were willing to work your 12 hour shift. You didn't need any special training. Now the work is more sparse. Wages haven't really gone up. I doubt a floorhand makes much more now than I did 15 years ago. And they certainly won't work as long of hours.

[Anonymous No.49905732]

>>49905518
Mention how you like Trudeau in Alberta and see what happens. I literally haven't met anyone here who likes the guy. I don't follow politics much, but people hate him. Theres gotta be a reason for it

[Anonymous No.49905779]

>>49905427
escort them to sault st marie or north bay before the nukes go flying.

[Anonymous No.49905844]

>>49902578
No. We at the WEF want the price to go up. So we need to shut down wbout half the worlds oil drilling to achieve that.

You'll pay a lot more but its a price we are willing to take.

[Anonymous No.49905869]

>>49905479
If you have some savings and an income, check out houses here. They are cheap now. Very cheap some times. You might be shocked. It's a reflection of what's going on here? Or is it a capitulation? Probably a little of both.

[Anonymous No.49905875]

>>49905518
Did my fucking taxes pay for you to write this drivel?

[Anonymous No.49905878]

>>49905732
>>49905662
No one likes him, I'm one of those hippies in BC.

But politics in Canada has been split into "left and right" like the states, and people on the right think that the Liberal party (with a capital L) means left wing or leftists or liberal ideologies. When in reality, the Liberal party is pretty much center, and the conservative party is pretty much center but a little to the right.

So Trudeau gets shit on be cons in Alberta because that's the thing to do, despite him actually passing policies and approving various energy projects that are helping Albertans and Canadians, at the expense of climate (believe it or not).

I did not vote for Trudeau, but I'm not blind to see that Canada is aligned well to export oil and gas and that the deals that trudeau has made has helped facilitate this. I mean, when in your wildest dreams would you expect a Liberal party leader to purchase an oil pipeline for $4billion tax payer dollars and help invest $50billion for a natural gas pipeline? Doesn't sound on brand for what "liberal" is supposed to mean, does it? And you sure as hell wouldn't have guessed that these were things that happened within the last decade with how much climate policy has ramped up over the world.

[Anonymous No.49905964]

>>49905573
Looks like Arthur's fist right before he slugs DW

[Anonymous No.49905966]

>>49905878
You sound like a faggot

[Anonymous No.49905989]

>>49905878
The terms "left" and "right" are just a tool for the elites to divide (and the conquer ) us, and turn us into slaves for them. You are a brainless socialist.

[Anonymous No.49906293]

>>49905989
I see you are a brainless with no reading comprehension if you actually think I was advocating for the use of "left and right."

[Anonymous No.49906481]

>>49905875
>>49905966

>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HATE MAN BECAUSE HE OPPOSITE PARTY AS ME!!!!!! THAT MEANS HE BAD!!!!

You sound like "orange man bad" people. When will you learn that no party is out to help you and none of them are on your side? Me writing the above doesn't make me a liberal party shill, it's literally what happened. You're just angry because you voted something different (so did I ffs) and have been fed that you have to hate the opposite.

[Anonymous No.49906516]

>>49906481
>voting

I definitely didn't vote, nigger

[Anonymous No.49906905]

>>49902578
Canada? You guys are going to burn your oil gains on communism just like Venezuela did back in the day.

[Anonymous No.49907010]

>>49906516
You're cute.

[Anonymous No.49907109]

>>49904830
>>49904711
i made 32 an hour starting with zero experience at the sawmills in BC. scenery is nicer too. if you can get in at the mines they pay 45 to drive a rock truck all day.

[Anonymous No.49908591]

>>49906481
>immigration at all time highs
>deficit spending at all time highs
>BoC balance sheet at all time high
>"the budget will balance itself"
>sold the last of Canada's gold reserves
>complicit with equalization payments that bleed the productive commodity producing provinces dry while the service sector leaches profit
>invokes emergency powers act over a demonstrably peaceful protest
>RETROACTIVELY freezes bank accounts of people who donated to a peaceful protest
>complete daddys boy yuppie who never held a full time job before being prime minister of a fucking g8 country
>SNC lavalin affair
>WE scandal
Yeah idk my hatred of him is completely irrational.

[Anonymous No.49908910]

>>49908591
David Dodge talking about how gold is 'antique economic tool' and how it was intelligent for them to sell gold off at literally the fucking bottom of the gold market is hilarious in hindsight.
Those people need to be careful with the way they project influence over economic outcomes from here because hyperinflation doesn't usually make a population MORE calm lol.
FYI, police and military starting to feel the impact of inflation.

[Anonymous No.49910800]

>>49908910
The fire rises

[Anonymous No.49911056]

>>49908591
>>RETROACTIVELY freezes bank accounts of people who donated to a peaceful protest
walked off my job at that, no point of working for a coin one cannot spend. Imagine having savings plans in CAD if they don't call themselves out by Feb 23, 2023. Next politician just calls trucks in on themselves to play dictator.

CAD deserves to be gutter tier, how its not right now is a testament to the geopolitics of nuclear backed currency, and how detached it is from actually managing scarcity by providing pricing power

[Anonymous No.49913167]

Bump of cocaine