/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49896352]

JPOW is bored edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49896361]

yo

[Anonymous No.49896364]

YOU WILL TAKE THE FALL

[Anonymous No.49896365]

OIL, GAS, and TECH

This is what God intends.

[Anonymous No.49896367]

first for rev

[Anonymous No.49896369]

>he sold his calls
>he shorted the start of the rally
>he bought puts
>he stared at futures and premarket all night and day and believed them
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49896373]

SPX is going nuclear. There will be no dump. Bull maket is bak. This was a floor. Lets go.

[Anonymous No.49896377]

>>49896352
What would the wife invest in?

[Anonymous No.49896384]

Getting nervous bobo?

[Anonymous No.49896388]

I just sharted.

[Anonymous No.49896390]

how is he doing?

[Anonymous No.49896392]

>>49896384
can someone tell me who this man is

[Anonymous No.49896393]

NFLX bros

[Anonymous No.49896394]

Uhhh nigger sister's???

[Anonymous No.49896400]

The biggest BTFO of the narrative le big oil is making prices high is that prices were fucking negative just two years ago. They were so fucking cocky and smug about their policies until people started bitching about high oil prices and now they're coping.
Remember when the narrative was "this is a transition to green energy" before it got bad?

[Anonymous No.49896402]

I just jerked off to Lucy doll getting fucked while doing yoga. Time to watch tsla $pump

[Anonymous No.49896404]

This is definitely cope, but I'm buying more SQQQ today.

[Anonymous No.49896406]

Just lost $7 on REV. Fucking devastated.

[Anonymous No.49896410]

What are these cocksuckers talking about?

[Anonymous No.49896414]

REV your engines, ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.49896417]

damn, I can't believe I missed out on this shitcoin

[Anonymous No.49896420]

>>49896392
David Hunter the melt up guy

[Anonymous No.49896423]

>>49896377
My wife has been DCAing Gilead for the last 5 months.
Seems okay.

[Anonymous No.49896424]

Is this bullish for SWBI?

[Anonymous No.49896425]

Love seeing arrogant, rude, know it all bears get btfo

[Anonymous No.49896427]

This market is fake & gay

[Anonymous No.49896431]

>>49896414
VRM them up, sister

[Anonymous No.49896429]

>>49896352
what the fuck is going on? it is a bull trap right?

[Anonymous No.49896432]

>>49896392
WATCH AND LEARN

[Anonymous No.49896446]

Rev will be huge

[Anonymous No.49896454]

>i'm going to tell JP how smart I am

[Anonymous No.49896457]

>>49896424
They gave the FBI close to 2 billion.

[Anonymous No.49896461]

Powell cant be paid enough to deal with this shit

[Anonymous No.49896463]

>>49896432
>contrary indicator

[Anonymous No.49896465]

>>49896406
>up exactly $7
nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.49896469]

>>49896429
No. Market is UP PERMANENTLY.

[Anonymous No.49896470]

>>49896429
and one of epic proportions

[Anonymous No.49896474]

I warned you seven (7) hours before market open it is a bobo trap >>49889660 on Jpow day. (he will speak tomorrow too)
don't get burned on this green week my little bobotard

[Anonymous No.49896483]

we are living in a simulation

[Anonymous No.49896485]

>>49896427
This man's head is on backwards

[Anonymous No.49896486]

This isn't a fake rally. The fed is taking action to restore the market. This is a sell the rumor buy the fact event, sell the rumor of rate hikes, buy once they actions are confirmed. Bulls we are on.

[Anonymous No.49896487]

Is SIGA going to pump tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49896491]

>>49896367
Does this shitcoin actually go double digits? Reddit doesn't seem to care about it too much for it to be le meme

[Anonymous No.49896492]

WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.49896496]

>>49896470
No trap
this is all real bull the market
UP we GO LAD..!

[Anonymous No.49896497]

canada bros what counts as day trading? If I sell one stock can I buy a different stock afterwards or will the tax man cum for me?

[Anonymous No.49896504]

Im longing every day where powell speaks, its literally free money. Im going to be rich.

[Anonymous No.49896508]

>>49896392
Mr. Melt

[Anonymous No.49896516]

JPOW IS SAVING THIS MARKET. Buy now or be priced out forever. We will never see SPY this low again for at least a generation. Inflation still needs to get priced into stock markets which means SPY needs to go up by at least 10% a year MINIMUM.

[Anonymous No.49896517]

Sold all my oil companies for a huge loss this morning in a panic. They’ve already recuperated half of their losses. I fucking hate this market.

[Anonymous No.49896522]

>>49896483
and why the fuck my life sucks so much? how do I get some cheats?

[Anonymous No.49896526]

>>49896491

It still has bezo bucks behind it. He want's to destroy tesla with it and he's not afraid to play the long game.

[Anonymous No.49896533]

MELTUP BROS

[Anonymous No.49896534]

holy shit what is this guy rambling on about

[Anonymous No.49896537]

Commodity Chads help me out.
>GLD for gold
>USO for oil
>UNG for gas
Is there an ETF with good liquidity for metals or maybe foods?

[Anonymous No.49896541]

This shit had better absolutely dump on Friday.

[Anonymous No.49896543]

>>49896491
yea definitely not. puts on rev is free money

[Anonymous No.49896551]

>>49896534
chips nigga comment on the chips

[Anonymous No.49896563]

Is anyone else amazed how young and smooth Powell sounds compared to some of these fucking niggers?

[Anonymous No.49896566]

Melt up until mid July. You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.49896574]

>>49896543
if it breaks 10$ it will get crazy with the amount of calls

[Anonymous No.49896576]

I shorted.... it's over..

[Anonymous No.49896580]

>>49896537
no

[Anonymous No.49896583]

You know the market is gonna shit while Kennedy is speaking.

[Anonymous No.49896584]

This retard literally asked JPow a question he can't even answer. Lamo what the fuck

[Anonymous No.49896585]

MY SHORTS
NO
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49896588]

oh boy we got another philosopher here

[Anonymous No.49896589]

>>49896522
you need to start thanking the creator for everything he has done and no this is not a joke

I mean like, every day, you need to appreciate fact that He created the entire universe with its laws of physics just so you could experience this exact moment

[Anonymous No.49896592]

So can jpow even be fired by anyone? He is appointed by the government but the fed is a separate institution. Like could jpow just say fuck it and go rogue? Like come out on stage, say "I'm taking rates to 0 again" then give the camera the finger, then pull out his penis and helicopter it, and moonwalk off the stage?

[Anonymous No.49896602]

>>49896537
>gold
if you don't hold it ya don't own it

[Anonymous No.49896603]

>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA
>SIGA
SIGA

[Anonymous No.49896605]

>>49896537
WEEEEEEEEEEELL im no city slicker from new york but i believe its DBC and DBA

[Anonymous No.49896616]

>>49896497
Are you using your TFSA? Day trading within your TFSA is not allowed, but the CRA does not make it obvious what day trading in a TFSA is.
So long as you're not conducting actual business trades within your TFSA, then I wouldn't worry about the day trading rules.
t. Been day trading in my TFSA since late 2019

[Anonymous No.49896629]

WE GOT A HELL OF A MESS HERE

[Anonymous No.49896643]

>>49896603
I fucking sold yesterday in the middle of the pump, and it’s still pumping.
I bought UCO instead and in $1000 down in a day.
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.49896644]

>Colonel Sanders is agitated

[Anonymous No.49896649]

>50 fucking points per hour

[Anonymous No.49896650]

>>49896517
>he didn't check the volume
You were supposed to buy.

[Anonymous No.49896652]

>>49896629
pardner

[Anonymous No.49896655]

THIS SENATOR IS GOING CRAZY

[Anonymous No.49896656]

>>49896522
>>49896483
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

[Anonymous No.49896657]

VRM catching a bid

[Anonymous No.49896665]

>>49896537
XME?

[Anonymous No.49896669]

>>49896629
THERE SPITIN UP BONES NOW

WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOIN ON

[Anonymous No.49896671]

Lamo this fucking guy what a joke

[Anonymous No.49896678]

>>49896629
>>49896652
>>49896655

[Anonymous No.49896684]

>>49896522
stop going on /pol/

[Anonymous No.49896687]

>>49896589
Didn't I tell you my life sucks balls?
why should I be thankful for this shitty existence?

[Anonymous No.49896688]

Holy shit this senator is going crazy holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ

[Anonymous No.49896690]

UMM
BOBROS?

[Anonymous No.49896691]

wellllllllllllllll

[Anonymous No.49896696]

WE GOT A HELL OF A MESS

[Anonymous No.49896697]

>>49896655
im not american but this man makes me patriotic

[Anonymous No.49896699]

>>49896616
yeah I'm using a TFSA, so I'm trying to avoid day trades but I'm not entirely sure what the rules of it are. I just sold this morning for a 2x and want to buy something else that I think will pump but it's probably better to wait til tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49896700]

who is this coughing up bone guy? sounds based

[Anonymous No.49896704]

>>49896687
im trying to help you

[Anonymous No.49896712]

i like this dude. i bet powell agrees cos he is a republican

[Anonymous No.49896713]

>>49896588
>Coughing up bones!
Well then, don't eat your fried chicken so fast there, bucko.

[Anonymous No.49896714]

>>49896417
Can't believe I only put $800 into this shitcoin. Selling now

[Anonymous No.49896725]

>THE BORDERS ARE OPEN
he just had to go there huh

[Anonymous No.49896726]

>another guy that doesn't understand fed independence
can't they have to pass a quiz before running or something?

[Anonymous No.49896730]

>>49896678
>>49896669
>>49896696
who the cutie pie in the back

[Anonymous No.49896731]

So did they drag Powell there so these senators can just grandstand and not ask anything substantive?

[Anonymous No.49896733]

OH SHIT THE SENATORS ARE STARTING TO ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ

[Anonymous No.49896740]

>>49896392
See ya..

[Anonymous No.49896744]

>>49896687
U R THE REASON UR LIFE SUCKS

Get tough. Get mean.

Bitch

[Anonymous No.49896752]

>>49896690

[Anonymous No.49896753]

>>49896731
Yes

[Anonymous No.49896760]

what are you guys watching? some politics or something? sounds boring

anyway buy RBLX and NFLX

[Anonymous No.49896759]

>>49896731
he can't comment on fiscal policy. they're asking him about their own job

[Anonymous No.49896762]

>>49896731
Welcome to american politics

[Anonymous No.49896764]

This shit is gonna dump. JPow is getting absolutely heemed by these brain soup boomers

[Anonymous No.49896769]

>WOULD IT HELP?
>Jpow: would it help what?
>INFLATION MOTHERFUCKER
kek

[Anonymous No.49896771]

>>49896731
Absolutely bullish, SPY 6000 next week.

[Anonymous No.49896777]

>>49896731
Probably considering the market is pumping hard as fuck whenever they make the smallest efforts to look like they’re doing something. Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.49896779]

>>49896762
>american

[Anonymous No.49896784]

>>49896731
Have you ever watched a hearing before?

[Anonymous No.49896789]

>>49896731
that's always been how this works

[Anonymous No.49896792]

wonder does kennedy watch gregory cos he used the DUH

[Anonymous No.49896793]

>i'm going to start off soft, and then hit him hard

[Anonymous No.49896801]

>>49896744
Fuck off with your half assed truths faggot.
wtf can I do in the clown world we are living?
I train, I've studied, keep trying, keep improving.
nothing works.
all the money is swallowed by the jewish scam of green and red candles. No way to make a fucking living.
God, I hate it here so much

[Anonymous No.49896808]

>>49896537
DBA

[Anonymous No.49896809]

>>49896777
checked

[Anonymous No.49896812]

I want to buy some shorts but this market is so fucking schizophrenic I’ll probably get my ass chewed.

[Anonymous No.49896814]

>priced in
he said it hahahaha

[Anonymous No.49896824]

Well looks like I was wrong again.
Recession has been cancelled. Stocks are back I guess. I could have sworn there is still more to sell before the mean is reached

[Anonymous No.49896825]

>>49896801
>blaming others
stay poor (spiritually)

[Anonymous No.49896832]

>we got a hell of a mess

[Anonymous No.49896834]

fuck freudian slip from powell

>when things get bad

[Anonymous No.49896837]

Down 10.4% on SQQQ currently

[Anonymous No.49896846]

THEY WANT TO GET THE INTEREST RATES UP FASTER
POWELL JUST SAID THEY NEED TO MOVE FASTER ON INTEREST RATES
OH FUCK
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.49896848]

>>49896588
why do you burgers elect idiots?

[Anonymous No.49896854]

I could have sworn these prices made people AAAAAAAAA like crazy a week ago

[Anonymous No.49896858]

oh fuck

[Anonymous No.49896864]

>>49896801
Go cry more bitch

Ur negative energy isn’t needed here

[Anonymous No.49896870]

RATES INCREASE CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.49896872]

>>49896848
it's just the type of people who are attracted to government, i guess.

[Anonymous No.49896873]

POWELL SAYS THEY THINK IT WILL BE MORE THAN APPROPRIATE TO RAISE INTEREST RATES TO ABOVE A NUETRAL LEVEL TO RESTRICTIVE
OH FUCK
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.49896875]

>>49896678

[Anonymous No.49896878]

>>49896848
For entertainment purposes. Jews control everything anyway, might as well get a free show out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.49896883]

MY BULL X50 NASDAQ MAKING ME FAT MONEY NIGGERS. SHOULD I SELL FOR A 9K PROFIT OR GREED AND HOLD
YES/NO

[Anonymous No.49896884]

>>49896837
only 15.15% here

[Anonymous No.49896888]

Why the fuck is the stop loss option hidden behind “sell to close” in the Webull app. Who the fuck decided that was good ux ??? Wouldn’t I want to set that BEFORE the sell to close? $400 lesson today I guess

[Anonymous No.49896896]

>>49896825
>enviroment has absolutely no influence on anything
go back to elementary
>>49896864
>negative energy
are you a woman? what kind of absolute faggotry is this?

[Anonymous No.49896899]

POWELL JUST SAID RECESSION IS CERTAINLY A POSSIBILITY BY RAISING RATES
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49896900]

>>49896848
we thought it was important to elect people who accurately represent us

[Anonymous No.49896901]

why are we pumping?

Is JPOW speaking?x

[Anonymous No.49896905]

>>49896883
if 9k is a significant amount of money to you, then yes

[Anonymous No.49896913]

>>49896873
yeah we're gunna dump more

[Anonymous No.49896915]

>>49896899
by raising rates too fast

[Anonymous No.49896916]

>>49896848
>yes well MY politicians are intelligent and morale people, yes sir
Double digit IQ having faggot lmao

[Anonymous No.49896918]

>>49896725
close it

[Anonymous No.49896920]

>>49896883
be greedy when others are fearful

[Anonymous No.49896927]

tell me how good/bad of an idea it is to just put my entire savings into 3 month treasuries at this point until shit calms down?

[Anonymous No.49896930]

FED SAID THEY WILL SELL SECURITIES IF THEY NEED TO BUT THEY DONT KNOW WHEN YET
SHIT
THEY MAY SELL NBS AT FUTURE DATE

[Anonymous No.49896929]

>>49896873
Thats new. Lower low in a week or two

[Anonymous No.49896931]

Uranium bros.... I don't think I can take this anymore.....

[Anonymous No.49896937]

GAY SEX BROS

[Anonymous No.49896939]

What happened to oil princesses? They seem so quiet nowadays. Didn't Gregory Mannarino go all in on oil? Isn't that bullish, princesses?

[Anonymous No.49896941]

>>49896899
It's time. Gay sex is recession proof and I want cheapies on everything else.

[Anonymous No.49896949]

>>49896731
you must be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.49896953]

>>49896929
It isn't new

[Anonymous No.49896954]

>>49896920
IM HOLDING. i dont give a fuck about his raising rates comment. This market is retarded and will probably moon from it

[Anonymous No.49896955]

>>49896752
This reminds me this had a running stream going on halloween and I was hammered and watching this and that shitty halloween-christmas movie with jack skellington. October 31, 2021 was "okay", because things hadn't started to absolutely shit the bed yet.

[Anonymous No.49896960]

>>49896931
yeah it's real bad....

[Anonymous No.49896962]

You have to be a fucking retard to buy this market.

[Anonymous No.49896968]

Powell throwing Biden under the bus now?

[Anonymous No.49896972]

>>49896953
OH FUCK POWELL SAID INFLATION WAS HIGH BEFORE RUSSIA UKRAINE
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49896975]

>>49896939
what the literal fuck is going on in that webm?

[Anonymous No.49896978]

this guy is smart about money

[Anonymous No.49896985]

>>49896955
>October 31, 2021 was "okay", because things hadn't started to absolutely shit the bed yet.
>Me reading this, having witnessed 9/11 and everything thereafter

[Anonymous No.49896987]

>>49896896
>durh wamen talk about negative energy sometimes, u a wamen


Kill yourself you negative shit heel. You are the wamen here as you bitch about you life like I or any other anon here gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.49896996]

>>49896975
Wypipo

[Anonymous No.49896998]

>>49896972
narrative sisters.... its joever.

[Anonymous No.49896999]

>>49896731
They can't do anything at all, the democrats just want to remind people powell is technically a republican and shift blame for the absolute shitty collapse of the stock market because they deliberately let inflation shit the bed before doing anything as an overcorrection for people having savings for the first time in 30 years instead of debts and the fact we had deflation in 2020.

If any of these cocksuckers disagreed with the gay inflationary policies of the government they'd audit the Fed. But then they'd lose money.

[Anonymous No.49897006]

oh no bidensisters we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.49897008]

REVVBROS??? ARE WE OUT OF GAS?

[Anonymous No.49897012]

>>49896939
It's a temporary setback.

[Anonymous No.49897014]

>>49896699
Like I just said, you cannot conduct business trades within your TFSA. Aside from that, the CRA does not give a fuck what you do.
You do you, though.

[Anonymous No.49897015]

>>49896901
right now I believe

[Anonymous No.49897020]

>>49896939
White women fuck dogs - common filth, internet philosopher.

[Anonymous No.49897018]

>>49896744
>muh bootstraps
Lmao, lol even

[Anonymous No.49897021]

>>49896975
Where were you yesterday when we went over this? White women fuck dogs. It's bullish for CHWY.

[Anonymous No.49897024]

>>49896809
It's weird that every teenager is a jojo character now.

[Anonymous No.49897025]

>>49896972
he knows he is the one to get the blame- he has one job fuck everyone in the way of it.

[Anonymous No.49897028]

sp500 is reversing already

[Anonymous No.49897031]

>>49896896
environment*
Also, read the book of Job:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job%201&version=KJV
It's useless worrying about parts of your environment that you cannot affect
And don't kys or numb the pain all the time. Feel the anger, the melancholy, even the self-pity. And use it.

[Anonymous No.49897032]

>>49896975
White women fuck dogs. Were you not here last night?

[Anonymous No.49897035]

I tried to give myself a prostate milking last night and now I can’t keep shit in. I’ve pooped like 8 times today already.

[Anonymous No.49897042]

>>49897008
it's over. i'm $6 in the red.

[Anonymous No.49897044]

>>49897021
i do think there are a lot of opportunities in the pet industry

[Anonymous No.49897046]

>>49896985
You might as well say 1991 or 1973 or 1965 or 1945

[Anonymous No.49897049]

thinking about buying X and CLF. How are they going to make bullets and tanks without steel?

Good financials for both

[Anonymous No.49897050]

>>49896931
what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.49897052]

>>49897031
Job was one of the most poetic books in KJV its amazing.

[Anonymous No.49897056]

>>49897035
Fag

[Anonymous No.49897073]

>>49896825
Cringe

[Anonymous No.49897075]

>>49897035
classic mistake. your life will never be the same. happy pride month

[Anonymous No.49897076]

>i think i'll use my five minutes by telling JP what he already knows
>then i'll try to corner him on my thoughts that wages should be higher

[Anonymous No.49897079]

>>49896352
Every time UUUU pumps, the gains get immediately erased. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.49897083]

>>49897018
I bet ur some zoomer or millennial faggot with a porn addiction and a severe inability to focus.

[Anonymous No.49897090]

I'm willing to bet on another big 20% or higher sell off before we bottom, and then crab for the remainder of the year.

[Anonymous No.49897092]

>>49896987
Bro, calm down with the bad vibes bro.
You are being a total Aries here.

fucking faggot.
>>49897031
I do, but I'm so fucking tired of trying.
everything is so dull.

[Anonymous No.49897102]

>>49896825
Would make quarter fish babies with

[Anonymous No.49897103]

>>49897035
>prostate milking

No. Just no. No.

[Anonymous No.49897110]

>muh unemployed niggers

[Anonymous No.49897111]

>>49897046
I witnessed none of those years.

[Anonymous No.49897113]

>>49897008
Now I'm Gucci, got my stop loss set and can sit back and relax

[Anonymous No.49897116]

>>49897035
what are you milking out of your prostate

[Anonymous No.49897118]

You should all be bearish just based on how totally incompetent and financially illiterate the average person in congress is.

[Anonymous No.49897123]

>>49897050
UUUU dropped 4.5% today, and I'm down 23% overall.
I've been meaning to cut my losses but I didn't want to sell below $6, but at this rate idk if it'll ever get back there.

[Anonymous No.49897124]

>>49897110
how many times does he have to tell these boomers what his job is?

[Anonymous No.49897130]

>>49897118
This.

[Anonymous No.49897142]

>>49897116
Poop by the sounds of it

[Anonymous No.49897143]

>>49896394
>Amazon pumps 1% per black executive gone
lol

[Anonymous No.49897145]

>>49897035
What? Were you using a fucking wine bottle??

[Anonymous No.49897146]

>it's an interesting and complicated issue
well, thanks lady

[Anonymous No.49897158]

>>49897123
Isn't uranium a long term play?

[Anonymous No.49897164]

>>49897118
that's actually bullish, it means they're retarded and (((traders))) can manipulate the numbers under their noses for profit no matter how many normies starve to death

[Anonymous No.49897168]

>>49897118
it is bullish for the markets
the more out of the way the government is the more the free market can function
it is why we pump on a mixed congress - gridlock / stalemate is good for markets
let the markets function without government interference
if they knew how bad things really are, the reforms and incompetence in regulation would be bearish
be thankful they are incompetent

[Anonymous No.49897172]

What happened today: yesterday was a set up, high vix, way outside correlations for a +2% move.

Today they noticed no panic selling so they flipped back long after testing a shake out attempt on retail

[Anonymous No.49897174]

>>49896731
Literally every single time. There are ALWAYS only two or three useful questions.

[Anonymous No.49897177]

>>49897123
At least /pol/ is bullish
>>>/pol/383389707

[Anonymous No.49897180]

>>49897143
they all know their virtue policies are financially suicidal- they just priced it in.

[Anonymous No.49897182]

>>49897158
all the companies are trash

[Anonymous No.49897183]

>>49896730
my milf gf (hopefully)

[Anonymous No.49897187]

>>49896939
>What happened to oil princesses?
Oil and energy stocks get 10-20 mentions every thread.
The chads are still here, waiting out this technical correction cashed up after selling swing positions.
Core holdings still up >100% over the past 12 months.

[Anonymous No.49897188]

>>49897145
My finger

[Anonymous No.49897193]

>>49896972
Finally someone said it.

[Anonymous No.49897195]

>>49897092
Kek. What a bitch. Such a little bitch. You are like a wamen with ur passive aggressiveness. Keep ur bad and corrosive vibes away from me.

[Anonymous No.49897200]

>assets
digital
>ASSET
>DIGITAL

[Anonymous No.49897204]

"THERE WONT BE ENOUGH AFFORDABLE HOUSING"
"THATS NOT A PROBLEM FOR US (CENTRAL BANKERS) ITS MORE A PROBLEM FOR YOU (CATTLE)"

[Anonymous No.49897214]

>>49896760
Haha man I'm getting sleepy... Aren't you guys tired? Let's take a nap.

[Anonymous No.49897217]

>>49897177
>/pol/ bullish
This is extremely bearish

[Anonymous No.49897223]

TALKING ABOUT CRYPTO
OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ

[Anonymous No.49897226]

>i want to talk about fake internet money

[Anonymous No.49897229]

>>49897200
Congrats, u just figured out why crypto is so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.49897234]

>>49896941
If you want to long gay sex, buy Grindr after SPAC merger. Don't touch Monkeypoz it's literal nothing burger like Zika virus. Remember Zika? yeah I thought so.

[Anonymous No.49897238]

>>49897229
uhhhhh credit card bros???

[Anonymous No.49897242]

>>49897223
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49897253]

>>49897111
Well now we know why you didn't mention them.

[Anonymous No.49897257]

>>49897182
Then buy SRUUF?

[Anonymous No.49897259]

>>49896431
>>49896657
Shill us on VRM pls

[Anonymous No.49897261]

>>49896931
If only Gen VI reactors would catch on already. Instead we have a bunch of NIMBY Boomers who are too scared to invest in Nuclear Energy.

[Anonymous No.49897265]

jpow looks so over this hearing already.

[Anonymous No.49897266]

Why is it that every single time I decide to by sqqq it goes up? Maybe I should keep doing this so we can enter another bullrun. I'm sick of this bear market already. I have the power to turn this market around single-handedly.

[Anonymous No.49897268]

>>49897226
>i want to talk about your SOULS

[Anonymous No.49897272]

>>49897238
Not the same thing u doofus

[Anonymous No.49897276]

STOP DUMPING DJI

[Anonymous No.49897279]

>>49897195
>u r like women
>keep out those bad vibes.
Quit putting other men dicks inside you anon

[Anonymous No.49897284]

>>49897257
that's what i did. down 30% :/

[Anonymous No.49897286]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.49897287]

>>49897118
They're not paid to do either of those things, they're paid to lobby for israeli interests.

[Anonymous No.49897293]

Who is this congresswoman? I want to breed her.

[Anonymous No.49897295]

>>49897272
because it's centrally controlled you mean?

[Anonymous No.49897298]

I am officially a SIGA bagholder (again)

[Anonymous No.49897303]

>>49897158
There was so much hype about UUUU specifically that I thought I could make a little money in the short-term by swinging it. Plus, if I wanted a long-term play I would look for a uranium ETF or something instead of betting on one company.

[Anonymous No.49897304]

>>49897035
What tickers let me invest in your misfortune?

[Anonymous No.49897307]

>>49897083
Porn is evil degeneracy and I'm a 32 year old accountant. Try again grandpa.

[Anonymous No.49897310]

>>49897284
Oh
Now you need 42% poomp to make your money back?

[Anonymous No.49897317]

>CRYPTO CRYPTO CRYPTO
She's talking /biz/, right here, right now!

[Anonymous No.49897325]

>>49897293
You an tell she's been binging George Gammon videos.

[Anonymous No.49897328]

>>49897286
speedrunning the pump&dump(any%)

[Anonymous No.49897332]

>>49897310
yep!

[Anonymous No.49897333]

>>49897310

[Anonymous No.49897336]

>>49896939
NRGU took a fat 50% dump

The funniest part is that it's still about where it was in march and is up from the december low, it's just it had a massive fucking pump in may.

[Anonymous No.49897338]

Trying to sell premium but fucking volatility is so low right now

[Anonymous No.49897340]

Why are you listening to boomers talking bullshit

[Anonymous No.49897342]

>>49897279
U r so pathetic. Just bad vibes. No wonder ur life sucks. Now ur trying to project ur gay fetish. Sad. Anon try taking steps to improve ur life like cutting out porn.

[Anonymous No.49897346]

>>49897317
She's deadlifting 400lb right after this meeting.

[Anonymous No.49897343]

Can someone tell me why retards are still investing in crypto

[Anonymous No.49897349]

siga tomorrow gonna be a wild ride

[Anonymous No.49897354]

Fuck mid cap stocks. That is all

[Anonymous No.49897357]

>>49897340
It's a comedy show

[Anonymous No.49897358]

GUSHsisters... it won't stop crashing...

[Anonymous No.49897362]

>>49897229
>digital asset manager here

[Anonymous No.49897370]

>>49897317
>do my job for me
What a cunt

[Anonymous No.49897369]

Our guy the best FA on YouTube just did a full analysis on Google post split. He has experience as a cfo
https://youtu.be/bAeB7RPSmH0

[Anonymous No.49897391]

whats up retards

how are my SOXL calls doing?

I'm not looking at my portfolio or charts for a month, where we at?

[Anonymous No.49897393]

>>49897349
Literally more excited than for last years Christmas

[Anonymous No.49897394]

>>49897259
Bankruptcy soon, probably

[Anonymous No.49897396]

https://youtu.be/bAeB7RPSmH0

https://youtu.be/bAeB7RPSmH0

https://youtu.be/bAeB7RPSmH0

Actual good YouTube content for investors. I use his FA framework

[Anonymous No.49897397]

>>49897362
>fake job haver here

[Anonymous No.49897399]

>>49897369
>our guy
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49897401]

>>49897369

[Anonymous No.49897412]

PRICE GOUGING

[Anonymous No.49897415]

>the three P's
>P #1 Putin's War

[Anonymous No.49897421]

>3 P's

Who believes this shit?

[Anonymous No.49897425]

>>49897396
>buying google for dividends
But they aren't giving dividends?

[Anonymous No.49897428]

Who said what? Why are we doing down again?

[Anonymous No.49897430]

>>49897349
Why? It's red today, so I doubt tomorrow will be any different.

[Anonymous No.49897434]

>>49897332
>>49897333

[Anonymous No.49897438]

>>49897415
P #2 Pandemic supply chain issues

[Anonymous No.49897442]

>>49897346
kek

[Anonymous No.49897446]

>>49896953
Its the first time ive heard above neutral. Am i wrong?

[Anonymous No.49897449]

>>49897346
Fucking lol

[Anonymous No.49897450]

>>49897333
Babbling retard here, why is it not 1:1 what is it taking into account here? Inflation with the passage of time and how the dollar amount at the time of loss would not be equal to the amount gained in another time? Or is it like taking to account other expenses you have to make as time goes on?

[Anonymous No.49897454]

>>49897342
You really do sound like a woman.

[Anonymous No.49897455]

>>49897415
3. paper planes

[Anonymous No.49897458]

>>49897415
>>49897421
>>49897438
Three Ps, pop, pourin', Porsches (skrrt, pushin' P)
I'm pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, I'm pushin' P
Pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, P, uh-ah
Pushin' P, I'm pushin' P, pushin' P
I'm pushin' P, yeah, uh-ah

[Anonymous No.49897459]

>>49897438
P#3 Price Gouging

[Anonymous No.49897463]

Only P i recommend is pussy, brother.

[Anonymous No.49897468]

>>49897391
Continue to not look

[Anonymous No.49897472]

>>49897454
So pathetic

[Anonymous No.49897475]

>>49897415
>P #3 Price stability

[Anonymous No.49897476]

>>49897415
P#2 and P#3: Peepee
Additional Ps: Poopoo

[Anonymous No.49897479]

>>49897438
Wow hot

>>49897430
Emrgency meeting tomorrow
Might declare it PHEIC and change the name (rebranding for coming marketing capaign)

[Anonymous No.49897481]

SOFT landing

[Anonymous No.49897490]

>>49897450
Anon... It's how percentages work...

[Anonymous No.49897495]

the 3Ps
Pushing
Poopy
in my Pampers

[Anonymous No.49897496]

>>49897397
Whatever I put on my resume becomes my real job.

[Anonymous No.49897501]

>>49897349
Can my $10 puts just get assigned please

[Anonymous No.49897504]

>>49897459
P #4 Penis inspections

[Anonymous No.49897515]

this shit is gonna dump

[Anonymous No.49897516]

>>49897458

[Anonymous No.49897533]

>>49897455
You ever notice how it makes Republican/Conservative people/figures as looking warped, and mean. But then tranny blacks are shown as vibrant, easy to look at, figures.
What's up with that????

[Anonymous No.49897535]

>>49897450
You want X = discount * gain * X
So you have X/X = discount * gain
Thus 1/discount = gain
So as you see, to recover X, you don't need a gain of $discount, but of 1/$discount
Hence if you lost 10%, thus discount = 0.9, you need 1.11 or 11% gains to go back.

[Anonymous No.49897549]

>Navigate a soft landing
>Thread that needle
>It's not that hard, Powell.

[Anonymous No.49897550]

>>49897533
AI is gay

[Anonymous No.49897557]

>>49897549
>"don't use gas!!!"
>fuel prices go up
>"we must get people using more gas!!!"

[Anonymous No.49897560]

>>49897533
It learns off of recent-biased images, which media portrays this way.

[Anonymous No.49897569]

Just cut my losses on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49897587]

>us tech offers job to grads
>pulls them before they finish
Stemniggers more like steamed

[Anonymous No.49897591]

Is there a question with this guy or just rambling?

[Anonymous No.49897592]

>let me read you things you already know

[Anonymous No.49897601]

So I'm in a Managerial Finance class and this slide just came up

[Anonymous No.49897605]

>>49897450
You have $100. You lose $1. That's a 1% loss. You now have $99. In order to get back to $100, you need to gain $1. What percentage is $1 of $99?

[Anonymous No.49897618]

>it's another guy that doesn't understand the fed doesn't comment on party line shit

[Anonymous No.49897626]

we need a word ban on SIGA like they did for Strongnode or Strong whatever. Stop shilling faggots

[Anonymous No.49897647]

>>49897592
>And bullshit I pulled from my ass, but I'm too stupid to remember and look you in the eyes while saying.

[Anonymous No.49897650]

>>49897601
Taken is an insufferably smug narcissistic dipshit but he’s generally more right than wrong

[Anonymous No.49897655]

if I sell my siga now will it pump

[Anonymous No.49897654]

>it's going to be challenging to not cause a recession and it's gotten more challenging
SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.49897656]

>>49897550
Guessed as much.
>>49897560
So then it's not really learning, is it?

[Anonymous No.49897659]

>>49897601
Isn't a black swan, by definition, unforeseeable?

[Anonymous No.49897676]

>>49897601
that slide is a poor description of what that book is about. school is such a scam

[Anonymous No.49897678]

>>49897455
Checked. What’s the website or app to use that generator?

[Anonymous No.49897690]

>>49897683
>>49897683
>>49897683
>>49897683

[Anonymous No.49897700]

>>49897450
percentage works as a function of value
If you lose money you decrease value and thus need a greater percentage to get to original value
If you gain value then it also increases the amount lost per percentage down afterwards

[Anonymous No.49897706]

>>49897659
>Isn't a black swan, by definition, unforeseeable?
just unexpected.

[Anonymous No.49897733]

>>49897317
>She

[Anonymous No.49897735]

>>49897605
Fuxkk thats like 2% right? Bc i would need $2 to break even so $1 is 2% of $99 i think?

[Anonymous No.49897803]

>>49897118
But when I talk to my Montanans and South Dakotans, they say gas price bad. They don’t care about no CPU or CPI. What am I gonna say to baby Jimmy back in Bozeman when he tellin me he can’t get no formula to feed hisself? Tell me Mr Chairman, WHAT DO I SAY TO BABY JIMBO?

[Anonymous No.49897968]

>>49896927
Protip. Put 10k into i bonds with over 9% interest while you still can

[Anonymous No.49898132]

Every fucking interviewer in this conference:
>Let me first toot my own horn very much and spit out meaningless shit (like raw data).
>Okay question 1
>Tooting my horn again plus more meaningless dribble.
>Question 2
Why the fuck is our government so fucking inefficient and retarded????

[Anonymous No.49898453]

>>49897533
Tfw ESG literally built into our AI code