/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49895182]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49895196]

SELL REV NOW RETARDS

[Anonymous No.49895201]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49895205]

wow it's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.49895207]

[Anonymous No.49895213]

LINK TO JPOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-BHvbmNoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-BHvbmNoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-BHvbmNoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-BHvbmNoE

[Anonymous No.49895214]

[Anonymous No.49895219]

DOW down nearly 5% at open

Circuit breaker time?

[Anonymous No.49895222]

WHADDAFAK

[Anonymous No.49895223]

This market is such bullshit.

[Anonymous No.49895224]

CRAB DAY CRAB DAY

DING DING DING VIOLENT CRAB DAY

[Anonymous No.49895225]

Uh oh Bobos are we getting a bit too cocky?

[Anonymous No.49895228]

Get fucked, oil cunts

[Anonymous No.49895234]

>>49895196
No you can't have my shares Bobo.
That's a nice opening revbros

[Anonymous No.49895235]

hearing is starting.

[Anonymous No.49895238]

WTFWT REVBROS
EOD PREDICTIONS???

[Anonymous No.49895243]

MO

[Anonymous No.49895254]

>there is no invisible hand in the market
oy vey stop this now

[Anonymous No.49895255]

I'm in 15k of debt and have 10k in net worth. I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.49895261]

SIGA NIGGAS WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.49895271]

>>49895196
You sit upon your throne of filth
Condemning what you haven't built
So hate me cause you're standing still
Watching while I shoot to kill

[Anonymous No.49895276]

>>49895213
wtf this guy speaking is based

[Anonymous No.49895277]

JUST FUCKING CRASH AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49895281]

>>49895255
debt is okay anon, just make sure your worth is more than your debt. 5k more and ygmi

[Anonymous No.49895282]

>>49895255
Pay denbts.

[Anonymous No.49895285]

>>49895261
I regret not buying more.

[Anonymous No.49895286]

Whos this nigger socialist talking?

[Anonymous No.49895289]

>>49895276
>it's Putler and Big Oil's fault
Not really

[Anonymous No.49895290]

>>49895276
>muh russia
no hes not

[Anonymous No.49895296]

>>49895276
Crash to 8k incoming

[Anonymous No.49895303]

>tfw oil is going to be the sacrificial lamb for this rally

[Anonymous No.49895307]

>Democrat rambling about evil corperations raising pricing for no reason

Can Powell speak without this shit?

[Anonymous No.49895310]

GO AWAY, BEARS, NOBODY LIKES YOU

[Anonymous No.49895312]

I HAVE A FEAR.
AND THAT FEAR.
IS MISSING OUT.

[Anonymous No.49895313]

Being bullish in the globohomo tranny world is immoral.

[Anonymous No.49895316]

>SIGA
>REV

[Anonymous No.49895330]

Oil bros... its over.

[Anonymous No.49895332]

>raped by Joe Biden yet again
I LOVE OIL AND I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.49895334]

I think Ive hit peak Bobo fatigue. Can't even be bothered to log onto broker.

[Anonymous No.49895340]

>>49895261
The markets are quickly understanding that, gas prices dont matter, midterms don't matter, the debt bubble doesn't matter, the fed doesn't matter, inflation doesn't matter, the only thing that's does matter anymore, is gay sex.

[Anonymous No.49895341]

>banks need to have money to survive crisis
Hahaha too late faggot.

[Anonymous No.49895346]

GET THIS GUY OFF THE PODIUM!!! POWELL CRASH THE MARKETS!

[Anonymous No.49895347]

>Over muh 6 million
OOOOYYYY

[Anonymous No.49895350]

>>49895330
This might be the last dip before the peak desu.

[Anonymous No.49895355]

>sold all my crypto
>sold all my stocks
>bought 250k worth of honky tonk man trading cards
later, poorfags

[Anonymous No.49895370]

This shit is gonna dump

[Anonymous No.49895372]

>>49895213
>muh "Black and brown people"
this guy is such a fag

[Anonymous No.49895373]

Isn't it market manipuation letting someone speak his written down propaganda right when the markets open

[Anonymous No.49895376]

(((Mr. Brown)))

[Anonymous No.49895378]

this oil crash hurts bros

[Anonymous No.49895381]

>muh crypto boogeyman
okay i changed my mind fuck this guy

[Anonymous No.49895385]

>>49895373
hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.49895388]

EVERYONE WISH POCOHONTAS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY

[Anonymous No.49895398]

>>49895372
>black and brown
Does anyone else think this is such a crude term? Imagine being some yuppie liberal and going up to some mexican and calling him "brown" lmfao. Growing up you were taught to call people "African American" or "Hispanic American or Latino". Now we're back to colored people (or people of color) and just black and brown lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49895407]

REEEEEE UNHALT REV

[Anonymous No.49895408]

These people don't care

[Anonymous No.49895416]

>>49895355
>not buying garbage pail kids
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49895415]

REV haulted

[Anonymous No.49895417]

Check rev bearbitches. Get in or get left behind

[Anonymous No.49895418]

IS MONKEYPOZ A THING OR NOT

[Anonymous No.49895419]

bullz is like 80% off so i bought some

[Anonymous No.49895425]

why the fuck did rev get halted?

[Anonymous No.49895431]

GAY SEX BROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.49895434]

what was that gapup at open?

[Anonymous No.49895435]

These people are such virtue signalling faggots, I cannot believe that they get paid so much to be so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.49895436]

its going to be a green day. Its clear that congress doesnt understand the reason for inflation

[Anonymous No.49895439]

How long will this rev halt last for. I need to go back to bed

[Anonymous No.49895440]

>>49895418
Tomoorow they declare it PHEIC + name change

[Anonymous No.49895444]

>>49895425
The green dildos were too strong.

[Anonymous No.49895449]

>now republican is rambling about goverment spending being the problem

Fuck, I don't care, let powell speak

[Anonymous No.49895450]

>>49895313
Nice post traitor

[Anonymous No.49895452]

wtf? why they halt rev bros?

[Anonymous No.49895455]

why was REV halted and what will it mean for my calls

[Anonymous No.49895459]

>>49895407
VRM is the next one

[Anonymous No.49895470]

>>49895450
t. Great satan apologist

[Anonymous No.49895473]

What happened to SOXL bros?

[Anonymous No.49895476]

>>49895455
either it gets unhalted and dumps you lose money
it gets unhalted and pumps to get halted again
or it gets delisted

[Anonymous No.49895477]

>>49895444
checked

[Anonymous No.49895478]

SlGA Squad report in

"The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) says the risk to the U.S. population is low. Nonetheless, the World Health Organization (WHO) Director-General tweeted on June 14 that he is convening a meeting June 23 to determine whether the expanding outbreak constitutes a global health emergency."
correct the monke in the url to view
https://www.genengnews.com/virology/coronavirus/despite-low-m0nkoyp0x-risk-vaccine-developers-prepare/

[Anonymous No.49895486]

RIP to the anon yesterday that said he shorted REV

[Anonymous No.49895495]

NOOOOO THE TALMUD MAJIK HAS BEGUN ON REV....THIS IS THE BEGINNING...OF THE END....REV DOWN THEM ENGINES BROS...

[Anonymous No.49895497]

>>49895478
Biden already said we are having another pandemic. A pandemic of gay sex. SIGA is going to $400 a share and nothing can stop it.

[Anonymous No.49895499]

bullshit with a halt out the fucking door!

[Anonymous No.49895506]

>>49895425
an official (filed) bankrupt company gets it's last dead cat bounce to the moon (+50%?)
you don't outjew the jew

[Anonymous No.49895507]

>>49895473
SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are trash in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is unrealistic. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list of charlatans goes on. No matter how few cores, how slow or cheap, pajeets will continue to scam you with shitty manufacturing. The clamor for “fresh” silicon is based on one nationality, sex, religion, and creed: Chinese scammers. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: “Prease buy our shemiconductor”
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the most garbage companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar short returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXS your economic interests are aligned with the death of hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al; Shitty tech companies with fucking garbage products people do not want, not real companies pushing ads and making bread. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXS is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in a bear market while mitigating margin risks in a bull market.
In the last 6 months, SOXS has exploded over 2x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed to implode until even viable spaces don’t want them rofl. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly annoying and inefficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal Luddite revolution, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for more pullback is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Anonymous No.49895510]

You stupid idiots. Once REV is unhalted it is going to crash

[Anonymous No.49895513]

>>49895090
Once again i could have been rich if i just took the damn risk. All these people claiming this or that stock are the next pump almost always come after it already 2x. If you know so well why did you come posting about it after it pumped a decent enough ampunt to to turn off people from buying?

Frustrating. All in on those options ane id have 8x my network. Okay notrichbut doing alright

[Anonymous No.49895517]

>>49895476
>>49895452
>>49895439
>>49895425
the fact that it halted at the high of the day makes me think it will gap up again when trading resumes

[Anonymous No.49895521]

What in the fuck is going on today?

[Anonymous No.49895523]

>>49895497
I too enjoy icecream,

this stock is safe and effective

[Anonymous No.49895526]

>blah blah blah reading off paper blah blah blah reading off paper
Shut the fuck up holy shit. Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.49895532]

>>49895473
Still here, carrying heavy bags but at least my average is 39 instead of 60. Going balls deep as soon as the trend reversal is obvious.

[Anonymous No.49895534]

>>49895470
>He doesn't worship Satan to manipulate the markets
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49895537]

>>49895513
See
>>49895459

Keep it quiet for now though, don't say I didn't help

[Anonymous No.49895538]

>>49895330
This is the most obvious buying opportunity for oil I've ever seen.
Once API inventory comes out tonight and EIA tomorrow, we'll immediately spike back up 10%.

Since reports are a day late this week, there's only 4 days to wait next week. Support will hold stronger with 1 less day for panic selling in between those comforting inventory reports.

[Anonymous No.49895539]

>>49895517
nevermind it dumped hard lmao

[Anonymous No.49895542]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49895559]

My wife.

[Anonymous No.49895561]

>>49895539
Check em again

[Anonymous No.49895567]

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

[Anonymous No.49895568]

NO NO NO MY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK AAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49895574]

This is a better link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ

It's not as delayed.

[Anonymous No.49895581]

>>49895538
What's good to buy for oil if my employer/brokerage doesn't let me buy UCO?...

[Anonymous No.49895583]

WTF HAPPENED TO OIL

[Anonymous No.49895586]

>>49895478
>The CDC recommends vaccination only for people likely to contact monqepoks, such as lab workers exposed to certain orthopoxviruses and certain military personnel.
Oh yeah, the lab workers working on ortopox viruses..
What about the faggots attending parades and orgies during pride month? Lol

[Anonymous No.49895594]

>MUH NIGGERS AND SPICS
Shut up Jerome.

[Anonymous No.49895597]

>>49895583
Biden fuckery

[Anonymous No.49895600]

>>49895581
USO? It's not leveraged though.

[Anonymous No.49895603]

>we've had one rally yes. what about second bear rally?

[Anonymous No.49895606]

>>49895586
Cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.49895613]

>Market dumps when Jerome talks even though he's reading a pre-released statement
Seriously this shit is absurd. I'm so tired of it.

[Anonymous No.49895615]

Uhhhh siga bros? wtf? Why am I not losing money anymore?

[Anonymous No.49895620]

>didn't buy REV yesterday

[Anonymous No.49895630]

>>49895583
Biden is approving new leases, pipelines, and ordering more refineries built.

[Anonymous No.49895631]

PUTINS PRICE HIKE

[Anonymous No.49895633]

I forgot Warren was still a senator lol

[Anonymous No.49895634]

Today marks the day when gold resumes its uptrend. Buy call options on miners for 1000% gains or forever hold your peace. You have been warned. Screencap this

[Anonymous No.49895638]

>JPow priced it in

[Anonymous No.49895639]

>>49895613
>Dumps
It literally climbs with his every word

[Anonymous No.49895640]

Just shorted REV

[Anonymous No.49895646]

>>49895620
>didnt buy last week

[Anonymous No.49895649]

>warren

[Anonymous No.49895650]

>>49895638

[Anonymous No.49895652]

Elizabeth Warren is so obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.49895653]

>>49895640
yikes rip bro

[Anonymous No.49895654]

>>49895581
Whatever you want. It's all trading together right now anyway.
Doesn't even have to be an oil E&P. Servicers, refiners, coal, ng, sand, shipping all selling off on this same perceived factor risk.

Literally pick anything with decent beta and you'll make 5% profit tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49895655]

>>49895615
feels good to be on the right sight of degenerate trade for once

[Anonymous No.49895657]

>mr powell will your policy bring gas prices down
>Powell: Nope

[Anonymous No.49895660]

>>49895630
Even if true this all takes years to build.

[Anonymous No.49895669]

>>49895652
She's kinda right though, these rate hikes won't impact most of what is high.

[Anonymous No.49895670]

>>49895630
Wow, only took till the last week of June. What a fucking retard he is.

[Anonymous No.49895679]

RATE HIKES MAKE PEOPLE POOR
POOR PEOPLE BUY LESS STUFF
LESS STUFF BOUGHT PRICE GOES DOWN

THERE WARREN YOU HAPPY?

[Anonymous No.49895681]

>>49895182
but the futes

[Anonymous No.49895680]

>a fucking retarded pump candle so bobos can be exuberant again and then bitch and moan as it dunks to 3700 again

[Anonymous No.49895684]

What a about niggers, J POW?

[Anonymous No.49895685]

god dammit

[Anonymous No.49895686]

I hate that bitch

[Anonymous No.49895687]

>it was a bear trap

[Anonymous No.49895688]

>>49895670
I’m going to invest in American LNG companies NOW

[Anonymous No.49895692]

What’s he going to announce today bros

[Anonymous No.49895693]

>"Will rising interest rates reduce fuel prices"
>"No"
Buy more oil is what I'm hearing

[Anonymous No.49895695]

>Muh russia
>muh virus
can they stop with this fake n gay shit already?

[Anonymous No.49895698]

>>49895630
WTF A NEW REFINERY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND LANDED IN MY BACK YARD
IT'S UP AND RUNNING NOW!

[Anonymous No.49895699]

Somebody please assassinate this liberal dyke
Fuck Warren so much

[Anonymous No.49895700]

NASCAR compost market is positive again

[Anonymous No.49895701]

God how the fuck can she make it about Putin with a straight face holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.49895702]

>>49895657
>Be Elizabeth Warren
>Support green policies that effect gas and food prices
>Blame Putin
We did it guys, we're the greatest politicians ever!

[Anonymous No.49895714]

>>49895615
Fiat currency will cease to exist in the near future, gay sex will be the new currency. Your bussy will be examined to determine your wealth, and you will pay for things with wet, messy, bloody shit, cum farts.

[Anonymous No.49895716]

Got something to say Bobo? Still doubting the rally? LOL imagine selling or shorting at open

[Anonymous No.49895721]

Was the case for REV ever posted

[Anonymous No.49895723]

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUMPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49895724]

I shitpostd the whole morning about it going green and it fucking happened. let the clown market continue

[Anonymous No.49895725]

>>49895702
kek

[Anonymous No.49895726]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET

[Anonymous No.49895729]

>>49895182
bought the opening dip on CLF
hopefully it bounces off the january bottom

[NiceSvenAnon No.49895732]

wut

[Anonymous No.49895738]

>>49895702
It almost sounds like Warren is pissed her stocks are getting heemed so she wants him to stop raising rates lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49895743]

>>49895537
Have to wait until it actually declares bankruptcy before getting in though.

[Anonymous No.49895744]

So are Democrats putting his feet to the fire for trying to fight inflation because it's going to kill their election chances?

[Anonymous No.49895749]

>go to stream
>hear warren
>turn it off

[Anonymous No.49895752]

>>49895721
free monies

[Anonymous No.49895761]

I SOLD REV FOR 8 DOLLARS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD DUMP AFTER THE HALT BUT INSTEAD IT WENT UP TO 9 DOLLARS I'M GONNA FUCKING ROPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49895766]

>>49895686
Where's a live StreaM for this right now

[Anonymous No.49895767]

>>49895723
SLAM EM HULKSTER

[Anonymous No.49895770]

>>49895732
Please do this, Europoors deserve to pay for their hubris.

[Anonymous No.49895771]

>>49895732
And just like that, the EU will run out of gas.

[Anonymous No.49895772]

Now leftiest love cheap money? Does she know whoe benefits the most?

[NiceSvenAnon No.49895773]

>>49895418
hey let's not be racist here,it's called floydbola.

[Anonymous No.49895777]

>before you drive this economy off a cliff

[Anonymous No.49895778]

SPY is a fucking shitcoin pump and dump

[Anonymous No.49895779]

>>49895721
Muh short squeeze + some pajeet might buy them out, that's about it I think

[Anonymous No.49895782]

>>49895749
She may be a commie, but she does call bullshit on Judeo-capitalism

[Anonymous No.49895783]

>>49895749
this- they are trying to get him to not fix the issue to save their political party.

[Anonymous No.49895785]

UH OH MU MU BROS UH OH BO BO BROS

[Anonymous No.49895786]

REV is struggling to stay above 9

[Anonymous No.49895788]

>>49895723
Seething rn fellow Bobo

[Anonymous No.49895794]

What’s the rev insider info

[Anonymous No.49895797]

>>49895766

>>49895574

[Anonymous No.49895799]

>>49895766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXzQAZJBmQ

[Anonymous No.49895800]

>>49895782
She larps for votes. She benefits from what she bitches about.

[Anonymous No.49895808]

>>49895761
be happy with your Gains you got free money

[Anonymous No.49895809]

>before you drive this economy off a cliff
lamo fucking funny as shit

[Anonymous No.49895810]

>>49895773
Umm no it's called combat racism

[Anonymous No.49895812]

>>49895738
That's literally what she's saying lmao "stop raising the rates you're making us look bad!"
Absolute clown tier.

[Anonymous No.49895822]

>>49895459
Now explain why. The other anon likely had info. 0 info is the same as me slapping any obscure ticker

[Anonymous No.49895825]

>>49895782
out of my board commie

[Anonymous No.49895827]

Siga bros..

we bussin

[Anonymous No.49895828]

>>49895771
There is more than enough gas in europe, the prices are just way to high because of ((them)).

[Anonymous No.49895837]

>>49895827
Ong?

[Anonymous No.49895839]

>>49895812
You would think she would stand for affordable housing.

[Anonymous No.49895841]

>>49895825

[Anonymous No.49895842]

>>49895459
dont tell him >>49895822 why, he doesn't deserve it

[Anonymous No.49895845]

Ahhhhhhh I'm gonna fomo into REV

[Anonymous No.49895854]

>>49895845
Top signal

[Anonymous No.49895857]

POWELL SAID PRICED IN
BULL RUN CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.49895859]

"EXCELLERATE!"

[Anonymous No.49895861]

and just like that SOXL will never be below 14 dollars again

[Anonymous No.49895863]

REVolution

https://youtu.be/hRGIrrjuLYA

[Anonymous No.49895876]

>>49895857
He said reset last time and walked off

[Anonymous No.49895877]

explain to me why the line is going up right now

[Anonymous No.49895879]

changuito bros...

[Anonymous No.49895882]

>>49895854
What evil empire is shorting it?

[Anonymous No.49895883]

The market is forward looking, looking forward to do the exact opposite of what anon bet AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49895884]

These boomers are so fucking dumb they're brain is literally soup

[Anonymous No.49895887]

>>49895877
Jews

[Anonymous No.49895891]

>>49895877
why not

[Anonymous No.49895892]

>he didn't invest in gay sex

[Anonymous No.49895893]

>>49895857
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49895896]

>>49895532
What happened to the SOXL sister who went all in at 71?

[Anonymous No.49895901]

gay fucking butt sex moneypox poz load

[Anonymous No.49895903]

>>49895884
It’s actually insanity I don’t know how this happened

[Anonymous No.49895911]

Is BULZ a buy right now around $4 or is Big Tech fucked?? Feels like a decent buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.49895912]

>>49895877
People sell the shares for higher prices

[Anonymous No.49895915]

Reminder we're at almost 95% capacity for oil refining. In the north east specifically it's almost 98%.

[Anonymous No.49895926]

>wake up
>check the stock market
>lose a bunch of money
>play wordle
>check the stock market
>lose more money
>stock market closes
>lost a ton of money
>drink
>go to sleep
This is my life

[Anonymous No.49895928]

what's goin on fellow hebrews?

[Anonymous No.49895929]

Rev pumps off a bankruptcy? Why is that bullish?

[Anonymous No.49895937]

Is this bullish for MO?

[Anonymous No.49895942]

>>49895896
I would say he bought some rope but he's probably out of cash

[Anonymous No.49895944]

>>49895929
massive short %, reddit momentum and potential buyout news tomorrow by some billionaire

[Anonymous No.49895950]

what has JP said so far?

[Anonymous No.49895952]

>>49895892
At this point if you haven't bought gay sex you will be too weak to resist our advances.

[Anonymous No.49895954]

>>49895786
Stock is up 300% on the week... oh no nono it's down a 40 cents in the last half hour

[Anonymous No.49895956]

Was able to make up half my loses yoloing on rev. Instead of being down 3.5% today now I’m only down 1.5%

[Anonymous No.49895958]

Just sold the top of REV

[Anonymous No.49895961]

>>49895926
So you’re telling me that spoiling the wordle everyday in these threads might cause a suicide? How AWFUL that would be

[Anonymous No.49895964]

OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.49895972]

>>49895950
>we're committed to our objectives
>black unemployment is good
>we can't do shit about oil prices
Pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.49895978]

>>49895950
he cant bring energy prices down directly but can bring back price stability

[Anonymous No.49895979]

This fatfuck just owned opec... Turn the screws on em Mr Biden!

[Anonymous No.49895981]

>>49895340
Is that pear anon

[Anonymous No.49895984]

>>49895958
just bought the top of REV

[Anonymous No.49895985]

is it time to buy oil bros?

[Anonymous No.49895988]

>>49895937
Look at May 10th

[Anonymous No.49895991]

>>49895937
It's literally the only way I'll quit smoking, I welcome it.

[Anonymous No.49895996]

>>49895937
There has got to be no way state and local governments will give up the billions in revenue they make off taxing cigarettes. Also, it has probably not set in how much of bidens voter base is going to be pissed off by this, but then again, the menthol thing should have tipped them off

[Anonymous No.49895999]

there is just something about mr reed

[Anonymous No.49896002]

>>49895988
nice booba
refrigerator body otherwise

[Anonymous No.49896006]

these boomers are literally talking about nothing

[Anonymous No.49896009]

>>49895961
Yeah that would be pretty rude

[Anonymous No.49896011]

>>49895937
Stay the fuck away from my Marlboro reds you commie cunt

[Anonymous No.49896018]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.49896020]

>>49895972
>>49895978
thanks

[Anonymous No.49896022]

>>49896006
Welcome to politics

[Anonymous No.49896023]

>That double top on SPY

OH N-

[Anonymous No.49896026]

>>49895991
Have you tried chantix, anon? worked for me.

[Anonymous No.49896027]

>>49895972
and the market reaction is
BUY BUY BUY BUY??
i hate jews so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.49896029]

>>49896006
look up their approval rating...

[Anonymous No.49896032]

I will bake

[Anonymous No.49896034]

Is anyone else buying more SOXL at these levels? Or just waiting? Either this is the bottom for a decade or we're fucked, I don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.49896040]

>>49895996
Cigarette companies have already admitted they are no longer pursuing Americans anymore, they are currently marketing to toddlers in the third world.

[Anonymous No.49896041]

>>49896002
Yeah, she was best in the initial position. The latter portion of the webm leaves you a little displeased, to say the least.

[Anonymous No.49896049]

P R I C E D
R
I
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E
D

I N
N

[Anonymous No.49896061]

>>49896049
i want the line to go up ._.

[Anonymous No.49896066]

>>49896034
You're going to get Chopped

[Anonymous No.49896068]

>>49896026
A long time ago I did but you misunderstand. I largely don't care if I live or die so the only way I quit smoking is if there is no nicotine in the cigarettes therefore they won't be enjoyable anymore.

[Anonymous No.49896069]

>>49895999
>final solution to inflation
i kek'd

[Anonymous No.49896080]

>>49896027
Everything that has been said should mean a dump to the ground, but the market just goes up. It makes no sense

[Anonymous No.49896082]

>>49895984
>>49895958
Ask me how I know both of you are wrong

[Anonymous No.49896091]

>crab day

cya tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49896092]

>>49895926
Same. But also wordle in my local language

[Anonymous No.49896093]

>>49896009
Have you played it already today? Because the answer for today is AWFUL.

[Anonymous No.49896106]

>>49896082
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REVBROS

[Anonymous No.49896110]

BUY BUY BUY BUY !!!!!

[Anonymous No.49896124]

>>49896091
Desantis better run over trump. If trump runs in 2024 he'll lose.

[Anonymous No.49896128]

>>49896040
It’s just steady revenue from an addictive product though, and more often than not, the regulations on tobacco have led to a few companies cornering the market. I just doubt it will actually happen, it’s a vice that will never go away and they might as well just continue collecting the tax and leaving it alone

[Anonymous No.49896135]

>>49896124
to who?

[Anonymous No.49896136]

>>49896093
Yes I did play already

[Anonymous No.49896155]

>>49896068
:( I care if you live or die anon

[Anonymous No.49896157]

REV your engines fellow chads

[Anonymous No.49896161]

does this lady even know what the Fed does?

[Anonymous No.49896163]

Ok can I nibba please answer me this.

Line goes up becasue everyone buying. But that means there's an equal amount of oeipe selling so it should go down. But then people are buying so the line goes up. Arghhhh

[Anonymous No.49896166]

holy shit powell took off his glasses

[Anonymous No.49896170]

>>49896128
>a vice that will never go away
Smoking will literally die once millennials die. Zoomers don't smoke they vape. The difference between the 2000's to now is astounding. I literally hide in shame when smoking in public because everyone around you is disgusted and judging you when you smoke. Didn't used to be that way.

[Anonymous No.49896171]

>>49896106
fuuuug- next GME?

[Anonymous No.49896176]

Should've sold those puts while you had the chance.

[Anonymous No.49896179]

>>49896136
Have you tried playing Globle? My wife really enjoys it.
Helpful with geography knowledge.

[Anonymous No.49896178]

I want to buy TQQQ and hold for a year

What could go WRONG?

[Anonymous No.49896180]

WHY IS REV GOING UP TO 10 DOLLARS I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.49896182]

>>49896161
Powell is just sitting there thinking about what he wants for lunch lmfao

[Anonymous No.49896184]

Can you stupid bulls just let the market die already? We've been due for a major correction for nearly ten years now, let it fucking end. I want to see hedge fund managers hitting the fucking pavement god damn it

[Anonymous No.49896187]

G R E E N

R

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N

[Anonymous No.49896194]

[Anonymous No.49896195]

>>49896136
Damn it. What time do you usually play at?

[Anonymous No.49896197]

>>49896161
They're the evil money people that make people poor instead of giving everyone money.

[Anonymous No.49896207]

>>49896161
>lady
>know
nope

[Anonymous No.49896208]

>>49896178
Price goes down

[Anonymous No.49896210]

oil barons in shambles

[Anonymous No.49896211]

NOOO THE OIL COMPANIES CANT HAVE TRADERS IN THE OIL MARKETS

[Anonymous No.49896214]

>>49896155
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.49896217]

>>49896080
Currently -$300 on some spy puts I bought this morning. Feels good man.

Any chance this pump dies after powell talks?

[Anonymous No.49896219]

>>49896194
She's gonna be vice president one day

[Anonymous No.49896221]

>>49896180
They always do that. Just watch VRM as the other anon says for another potential play. The deal is:
- Must declare bankruptcy
- Must be big enough that it'll survive with restructuring
Then you buy calls and watch'em rip.

[Anonymous No.49896222]

>>49896034
I bought more this morning.

[Anonymous No.49896223]

>>49895877

Watch & Learn.

[Anonymous No.49896225]

>>49896124
Trump is too old, Biden is making the case for Trump not to run as people are seeing the President in senility. DeSantis is the best chance.

[Anonymous No.49896240]

Just went all in on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49896241]

>>49896080
have you not learned yet? everytime powell speaks it pumps and then dumps the very next trading day.

[Anonymous No.49896247]

[Anonymous No.49896250]

Gushers?
more like USHERS
for your portfolios funeral

[Anonymous No.49896254]

>spy green
>SOXL still red

[Anonymous No.49896255]

>>49896217
afternoon dump is guaranteed

[Anonymous No.49896256]

Every time I see one of these "hearings" I just reject democracy even more. Imagine being questioned by these morons.

[Anonymous No.49896263]

>>49896124
As long as Biden runs, Trump could run and win barring shenanigans. If the democrats succeed in bullying Biden into retirement, Desantis needs to run to ensure victory for the slightly less communist party.

>>49896157
I sold.

[Anonymous No.49896267]

>>49896207
fair enough. this is brutal to watch.

[Anonymous No.49896269]

STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKS

[Anonymous No.49896268]

>>49896161
She's agenda posting IRL about muh oil companies

[Anonymous No.49896274]

>>49896170
I know what you mean about it dying in America but I believe Altria owns JUUL and other vape products, and smoking in certain other countries is not as frowned upon yet. The addictiveness of it means it will take a while yet to dissipate anyway

[Anonymous No.49896280]

>>49896247
>numbers that don't define women
>number that women think about constantly

[Anonymous No.49896283]

>>49896268
Bitch just got owned for not knowing WTF she is even talking about.

[Anonymous No.49896286]

>>49896263
congrats on gains

[Anonymous No.49896292]

>half the fucking market red
>all big boys half percent up or down
>SPX massively up
They are seriously going to fucking rug the retards twice in a row.

[Anonymous No.49896299]

>>49896269
NOBODY CAN'T STOP THE ALGOS NOW

[Anonymous No.49896305]

>>49895182

WHAT IS GOING ON, BOBROS YOU SAID SQQQ WAS EASY MONEY TODAY

[Anonymous No.49896307]

>>49896269
no

[Anonymous No.49896313]

>>49896283
>hurr durr you (((HAVE))) to take into consideration if oil companies are taking profit or are drilling not (((OR NOT))) ??

[Anonymous No.49896315]

I baked prematurely and the thread got nuked. Sorry bros

[Anonymous No.49896320]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49896322]

>muh greedy oil corporations controlling the prices
Are they suddenly 6% less greedy today?
>they're not drilling and producing because it's profitable
Why would they not produce as much as possible while the price is high if they're do greedy? Clearly they would want to if they could.

[Anonymous No.49896321]

HOLY SHIT HE'S BLAMING BIDEN

[Anonymous No.49896326]

>>49896292
SPX isn't going down anytime soon. It's pumping hard and will keep going up. This is the floor

[Anonymous No.49896330]

>>49896161
yes but saying it out loud is antisemitic

[Anonymous No.49896331]

All in FNGU, BULZ, BOIL and USO

OIL, GAS, TECH

Who woulda thunk this would have been the play of the summer. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.49896335]

REVs volume at 75 mill already

[Anonymous No.49896347]

>>49896321
>Dunks on Biden
>Poomps
lol

[Anonymous No.49896354]

>>49896352
>>49896352
>>49896352
>>49896352

[Anonymous No.49896382]

>>49896305
You should have sold on the open. Next time there's a hug green day buy a little SQQQ and put in a limit order for 2% gains. Don't get greedy.

[Anonymous No.49896397]

Nope not buying it. Just a squeeze. I’m going to load up spy puts in a minute

[Anonymous No.49896418]

>>49896322
>Are they suddenly 6% less greedy today?
Actually yes. There is legitimate panic among oil traders/speculators. Speculation on oil price has disappeared. At this point its more likely we see a short squeeze soon.

>Why would they not produce as much as possible while the price is high if they're do greedy?
Price is high but stock prices are so low that ROI from buybacks is better than putting money towards production growth.

[Anonymous No.49896464]

the pump doesnt stop holy shit, i had my rope tied and everything. I can see the light

[Anonymous No.49896466]

So OIL still a good buy so long as Biden is in charge?

[Anonymous No.49896503]

>>49896418
They're always greedy and will price it at what the market can bear.

[Anonymous No.49896595]

>>49896194
Kek, newfags don't get it

[Anonymous No.49896631]

>>49896292
it’s me I’m the retard pls go down spy :( I just wanna exit not at -85%

[Anonymous No.49896639]

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
$400 EOY

[Anonymous No.49896695]

>>49896247
Is this satire?

[Anonymous No.49897793]

>>49896695
No, women are literally subhuman. The incels were right.

[Anonymous No.49897966]

>>49896639
100k cases before august

[Anonymous No.49898497]

>>49896135
Hopefully someone who isn't one step away from the grave

People over 70 should be barred from presidency