/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.49887784]

Not like this oil bros...Edition

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[Anonymous No.49887822]

Fuck tranime

[Anonymous No.49887823]

i got a bit antsy
and peaked at the futures
i'm thinking tomorrow
my wrists will need sutures

[Anonymous No.49887825]

trump lost

[Anonymous No.49887836]

>>49887825
Only if you count dead people's votes

[Anonymous No.49887870]

>>49887818
Bobo bros I thought about something the last time I went on a walk in the park.
I think we can compare ourselves to the Avengers from Endgame and the Mumus are Thanos because Mumu want to actually decrease the wealth of everybody by causing hyperinflation meanwhile we are assembling the infinity stones to defeat the Mumus and make the market crash and thus safe the human race. It is a weird analogy I know but I just thought it was fitting.

[Anonymous No.49887872]

Tomorrow is red
The sky is blue
if you buy at this prices
jokes are on you.

[Anonymous No.49887883]

what the fuck is going on with futures? Its all red.

Something happening tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49887885]

>>49887870
what 0 pussy does to a mfr

[Anonymous No.49887890]

>>49887883
Red futures at night, /smg/'s delight

[Anonymous No.49887904]

>>49887883
>t.

[Anonymous No.49887911]

>>49887870
The absolute State of bearfags

[Anonymous No.49887913]

Bobros we ought to close our shorts and let Mumu win for a few days. You know, so we can short it higher haha.

[Anonymous No.49887918]

>>49887870
I've seen a lot of reddit tier posts in my time, but this might just be the most reddit tier of them all.
>>49887883
>he doesn't know about the trapdoor spiders

[Anonymous No.49887919]

>>49887883
I'm buying GM, F, and RKT

[Anonymous No.49887921]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49887927]

anybdoy else trade 0dte spx contracts using fib retracements?

[Anonymous No.49887929]

>>49887883
>summer solstice today
yes, rituals

[Anonymous No.49887939]

>>49887822
Fpwp

[Anonymous No.49887946]

>>49887883

When the goy is asleep his treasures will the jew reap

[Anonymous No.49888036]

>There's supposedly a ton of job openings but wage increases have barely budged
>Food, housing, car ownership costs at all time highs as a proportion of income all at once
>Nobody can afford to live comfortably anymore (I am a software developer and my coworker told me he only has $5 in his bank account)
>Government spending priorities are way off basis, focused on handouts for natives, handouts for EV's, real estate and building more bungalow urban sprawl (Canada)
>Majority of the population are concerned about not being able to feed their family in the near future
>Every politician's idea of addressing any of this is to give money to seniors and people who pay no taxes or to lower gas prices by 5 cents per liter
I'm just about done with this country - pic related.

Is there anywhere that isn't shit right now?

[Anonymous No.49888049]

>>49887883
not just a gas tax holiday, going to propose/threaten a windfall tax on oil.

going to war with oil cartel and refineries over purposeful reduced production and profiteering, massive volatility incoming.

this is all bullshit by the way

[Anonymous No.49888050]

shit, pic related lol

[Anonymous No.49888061]

>>49888036
With the yen on a fire sale you could go to Japan and get an anime wife + mansion at a steep discount.

[Anonymous No.49888060]

>>49887883
>investing when there's an alignment on summer solstice

[Anonymous No.49888069]

>>49887836
why watermark it?

[Anonymous No.49888073]

we're recovering

[Anonymous No.49888080]

>>49887919
why rocket?

[Anonymous No.49888085]

>>49888073

[Anonymous No.49888091]

>>49887921
zom is dead bro lol

[Anonymous No.49888099]

>>49888080
Insiders buying. And I made money in the last pump, was that 2 years ago already?

[Anonymous No.49888107]

>>49888036
oy vey jobs are everywhere but still the same pay as 5 yrs ago lol

[Anonymous No.49888124]

>>49888036
2 yrs ago I was making 16.50 a hr and if I was still making that right now lol all my check would basically be for gas hahaha I don't know how wagies are even making it rn.

[Anonymous No.49888127]

>>49888107
yup and make sure to jump through 20 hoops to apply and don't forget your personalized cover letter or we won't consider it

[Anonymous No.49888136]

>>49887883
Nippys bankies did a fucky wucky on the yieldy curvy

[Anonymous No.49888138]

How do semetic sectors like credit and banking fair in periods of high inflation -> recession

[Anonymous No.49888142]

>>49888069
The Black Suit Honky is the Rarest Honkey of all time.
I have uploaded a copy so that you may bask in its glory, but i have watermarked it so you cannot steal the rarest of all pepes and rarest of all honkys. You can have this one though

[Anonymous No.49888143]

>>49888099
the volume is huge, what's the news?

[Anonymous No.49888150]

So what do you guys think is the bottom for oil? For me it's 90. Fuckin bs manipulated commodity

[Anonymous No.49888152]

>>49888138
decent

[Anonymous No.49888169]

>>49888138
Unemployment means mortgage defaults but real estate goes up during inflation so the bank makes out okay on their mortgage deals (this is my speculation)

On top of that they get higher interest payments for all of their credit but it's artificially held down by government so they might be net losers?

Idk it's hard to tell but I assume they will get through the other side

[Anonymous No.49888171]

>>49888138
institutions that engage in those sectors of finance are highly sophisticated and spend a lot of time and resources preparing for times like these, a lot of revolving lines of credit have been reduced as well as rates on those lines of credit going up faster than treasury rates

[Anonymous No.49888177]

>>49888099
sauce me?

[Anonymous No.49888190]

futures have no reason to be red other than pacific traders are cowards.

[Anonymous No.49888201]

GAYSEX BROS

[Anonymous No.49888202]

>>49888142
thank you, thats very kind of you fren

[Anonymous No.49888209]

>>49888143
Idk, saw it here a couple of threads ago, and said why not. Just a couple of hundred bucks.

But sometimes I reverse /SMG/ and it plays out well. Like AMD before earnings. Every single poster here said "it's over, get out" I got in, and made some money.

[Anonymous No.49888241]

>>49888177
Check the archive. I didn't grab the file.

[Anonymous No.49888264]

>>49888201
What up? I'm in.

[Anonymous No.49888290]

Times are tough but I still got my Bang's.

[Anonymous No.49888316]

>>49888209
but earnings are always binary plays, doing the opposite of biz isn't always the best method especially for that. Pretty lucky though.

[Anonymous No.49888325]

Be honest, if we did go housing crisis, unemployment, and depression, would your neighbors survive their mortgage payments?

Out of my 5 neighbors, 3 are self-employed small business owners in a trade of sorts.

[Anonymous No.49888327]

>>49888290
barqs

[Anonymous No.49888336]

>>49888290
>Bang's

[Anonymous No.49888350]

>>49888241
tha.. Thanks...

[Anonymous No.49888366]

>>49888336
why did Q leave a message on bangs billboard?

[Anonymous No.49888374]

>>49888290
it's Dr Pepper for me

[Anonymous No.49888409]

>>49888190
Yes definitely no reason /s
This is just the appetizer

[Anonymous No.49888453]

>>49888190
You're delusional MUMU but at least its entertaining.
Have fun holding your bags, if you aren't short options or long inverse ETFs you're going to get raped tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49888513]

>>49888290
>Not drinking the most rabid anti-nigger root beer on the market

[Anonymous No.49888666]

Redpill me on latin america. Why do they refuse to grow?

[Anonymous No.49888681]

>>49888666
>double trips

[Anonymous No.49888704]

good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.49888732]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49888745]

>>49888091
Just like biden's election prospects, right?
Poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49888751]

>>49888290
Vergils for me

[Anonymous No.49888756]

>>49888049
WE GOT A LEFTIE OVER HERE WE GOT A LEFTIE OVER HERE

[Anonymous No.49888757]

>>49888732
>my potions are too strong for you traveler

[Anonymous No.49888758]

>>49887784
>>49887883
should i sell

[Anonymous No.49888766]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.49888775]

I like my chicken fried.

[Anonymous No.49888801]

>>49888775
contemplate the odor

[Anonymous No.49888812]

>>49887883
Rugpull classic.
>>49887946
kek, you got me. may i use this, for the benefit of mankind, going forward sir?

[Anonymous No.49888828]

bp up 5% heck yeah

[Anonymous No.49888837]

>>49888775
>sniffing Chris and his gaping infected wound-vagina
That's just gross dude

[Anonymous No.49888860]

Copper futures just hit 52 week low.

How are cope futures looking?

[Anonymous No.49888895]

What's Jerome talking about today?

[Anonymous No.49888933]

>>49888837
Did Chris get a pussy?

[Anonymous No.49888946]

yeah thats right fuck my ass pussy raw

[Anonymous No.49888965]

Shove that big throbbing red cock in my dirty cunt mouth

[Anonymous No.49888992]

Those filthy greedy (((big investors))) pumped our stocks.

Now they're going to dump them tomorrow.

Did you plan ahead, guys?

[Anonymous No.49889002]

>>49888152
>cash
>6% winner
What

[Anonymous No.49889007]

>>49888965
BULLISH FOR GAYSEX

[Anonymous No.49889055]

>>49889002
deposit cash accounts used to produce return
but i'd say this data (if valid at all) is not very useful in today's circumstances
reits, small caps and banks don't seem to be doing very well

[Anonymous No.49889131]

>>49888766

[Anonymous No.49889208]

>oil is already down 4%

I’m gonna puke.

[Anonymous No.49889239]

>futures drilling

[Anonymous No.49889241]

>>49888933
>pussy?
Barbussy

[Anonymous No.49889257]

This market is so predictable lmao, fade every pump, ez money, momentum traders and algos getting absolutely buttblasted

[Anonymous No.49889268]

>>49889208
This is it, folks.

[Anonymous No.49889271]

What up with this “Lisp Chad”
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.49889293]

>>49889268
this time theres no oil, and demand is high, only we are allowed to destroy the economy, after we have drained every penny from it

[Anonymous No.49889307]

>>49888933
he sure tried to give himself one but that's old news

[Anonymous No.49889313]

>>49888325
Most of the people that live around me are retired, so unless those pension funds kick it early they'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.49889330]

>>49889268
That isn’t allowed to happen until I sell tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49889344]

>>49889293
>theres no oil
I guess that's why oil just blew past $105

[Anonymous No.49889376]

>>49889344
"blew past" = 0.05$ under 105

[Anonymous No.49889409]

>>49887919
I like RKT a lot. I think they’re here to stay. I do not thinking the housing market is going to crash.
Having said that, I’m worried for the stock. The big boys do not like this company.I want to buy because it looks majorly undervalued, but I’m worried about penny stock territory.

[Anonymous No.49889480]

>>49888177
Go look at buy activity on the stock. Farner and other high ups have been purchasing for months.

[Anonymous No.49889507]

>>49888751
That’s the stuff right there.

[Anonymous No.49889511]

>>49888290
Oilet or regular?

[Anonymous No.49889547]

>>49889271
Who? Me?

[Anonymous No.49889589]

>>49887946
Sir.

[Anonymous No.49889599]

Why are they fucking with my oil again

[Anonymous No.49889655]

>>49888895
black unemployment hopefully

[Anonymous No.49889660]

holy fuck bobos are literally falling for the most obvious trap today.. it will rally after Powell speaks like it always does

[Anonymous No.49889686]

Hey mumu,you okay in there mumu?

[Anonymous No.49889706]

>>49887883

10 to 2yr yield difference again nearing 0, and still are near 0 for months.
Bond-Jews Expect a great recession soon(probably russian war spreading to other countries, jewtin dropping the nuke over Ukraine or else..)

[Anonymous No.49889717]

WTI oil headed for double digits

I'm finna get heemed so bad today bros

[Anonymous No.49889738]

>>49889717
>"the market is going down because oil is too high!!1"
>"now the market is crashing because oil is too looooow"
schizophrenia, pacific traders are always pussies and jpow speaks today

[Anonymous No.49889764]

>>49889376
You might wanna recheck that

[Anonymous No.49889770]

>>49887784

OILBROS WHAT IS HEPPNING

[Anonymous No.49889790]

>>49889599
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Anonymous No.49889797]

>>49889770
new great depression getting priced in

[Anonymous No.49889810]

Syscon Foundation is happy to announce it’s L2 rollup suite! Rollux will encompass Optimistic & ZK-Rollups, advancements like Cannon & Nitro, and will anchor unmatched EVM calability to Bitcoin's own PoW security & decentralization.

[Anonymous No.49889815]

>>49889770
you didn't get the memo, anon? all green energy projects complete. oil canceled. thanks Brandon

[Anonymous No.49889822]

Not cool.. joe...

[Anonymous No.49889830]

I have actually done well this year. My biggest sectors are oil, defense, and lithium mining. I was at all time high like 3 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.49889838]

*ding ding ding*
CO TO KURWA BYŁO

[Anonymous No.49889839]

>>49889822

I don't get it, is it dumping because Biden said some catty comments?

[Anonymous No.49889844]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49889851]

once again you oilfaggots are dragging down my broad-market etfs

[Anonymous No.49889861]

[Anonymous No.49889870]

FUCKING BONGS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.49889877]

>>49889870
>inflation up so oil down

[Anonymous No.49889889]

Prœblëm Můmů?

[Anonymous No.49889890]

>from almost 3800 back to 3700

[Anonymous No.49889894]

>>49889839
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/oil-prices-slide-biden-pushes-004018799.html

Chevron Chief Executive Michael Wirth, however, on Tuesday, said criticising the oil industry was not the way to bring down fuel prices.

"These actions are not beneficial to meeting the challenges we face," Wirth said in a letter addressed to Biden, which sparked a response from Biden saying the industry was being too sensitive.

[Anonymous No.49889898]

what about redhill biopharma? thoughts?

[Anonymous No.49889921]

>investing in oil, a commodity that fluctuates in both supply and demand
vs
>investing in gay sex, something that's only going up in both categories
very tough choice

[Anonymous No.49889935]

>>49889894

They can blot the tears with all the cash they're making.

[Anonymous No.49889934]

redhill biopharma could be a pump to ride tomorrow, was up 20% after hours so keep a eye on it frens

[Anonymous No.49889951]

>>49889921

I should have invested in Revlon. Now I'm stuck holding bags of worthless oil.

[Anonymous No.49889953]

>>49889921
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY SEX!!

[Anonymous No.49889989]

>>49889921

Reckit Benckiser?
I mean faggots gotta use protection to not get HIV and stuff

[Anonymous No.49889990]

>>49889935
there not doing that well this year for Q1

Q2 may be different

[Anonymous No.49890007]

THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49890015]

>>49889951
keep a eye on it tomorrow and if it dips make a gamble, I did today and loved it.

[Anonymous No.49890025]

>>49888073
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.49890030]

>>49887784
Recession soon.
Sell everything

[Anonymous No.49890055]

>>49888152
REIT's fuck yea!

[Anonymous No.49890070]

[Anonymous No.49890087]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49890109]

I should've sold yesterday

[Anonymous No.49890118]

yea, its over

[Anonymous No.49890127]

>>49890109
You should have never bought.

It was an exit pump, mercy for you bulltards still stuck and huffing copium, but you just had to be exuberant. And now you are hooked.

[Anonymous No.49890131]

Lmao.... See you anons bright and early

[Anonymous No.49890159]

the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.49890162]

this boomer i know said he is shorting oil.

is this based or does he have it wrong in the long run, but right in the short run? Neither?

[Anonymous No.49890173]

holy fuck nasd-ack -2% already.

[Anonymous No.49890200]

I was never told Jerome was having a meeting tomorrow. Why does he keep having these surprise meetings that arent on the calendar until the last second. Starting to think he's just playing us like a fiddle for exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.49890215]

>>49890162
Recession = oil shits the bed
Go figure

[Anonymous No.49890240]

>>49890200
he's not only speaking today (Wednesday) but also tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49890241]

>>49890200
He's coming out as trans

[Anonymous No.49890243]

Fuck. I was considering buying UVXY yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49890245]

>another red day for my portfolio
I AM GETTIN SO TIRED OF THIS

[Anonymous No.49890252]

>>49890162

Everyone wants to short oil because they saw line go up a lot

I'm not selling my oil bags though. I will go down with this ship.

[Anonymous No.49890275]

>/smg/ mentions rkt
i sold my 1500 shares at a loss, just couldn't stomach it anymore (was down over 75%). But I really still think they're not that bad of a company and this is probably the best time to buy them...

fuck should i just buy cheap as hell otm leap calls as a desperado play?

[Anonymous No.49890296]

>>49890275
"Fintech" is code for "subprime lending"
>always has been
ALWAYS HAS BEEN

[Anonymous No.49890331]

>>49890296
fak
man am I gonna feel fucking terrible if rkt actually does well, i held that shit for over 2 years only to be rewarded with a phat -75%

[Anonymous No.49890376]

You bought a bear market rally. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

[Anonymous No.49890407]

>>49889307
Sorry I'm not a Christorian. I haven't followed his updates since Julie

[Anonymous No.49890413]

Dax is going sub 13k elemao

[Anonymous No.49890415]

I jus found out im inheriting money
do i jus buy SPY
or do i fuck with like dollar options?penny options?

[Anonymous No.49890418]

>>49890407

Oh man, you're missing out on so much

[Anonymous No.49890467]

Selling everything in 3 minutes.
(You) would be wise to follow suit.

[Anonymous No.49890481]

>>49890467
>selling into a bear market
absolutely not gonna make it. if open follows futes and the market is down, I've got $1200 in my checking account just paid to me yesterday ready to go.

[Anonymous No.49890483]

>>49890418
I cant ever take a tranny seriously after knowing all about Chris's past. Its just mental illness

[Anonymous No.49890504]

>>49890275
Iirc the only reason they went down was because banks were mad they couldnt own more of the overall share count so theyd dump its value on the insiders. Pretty easy when the market makers can easily skew prices.

[Anonymous No.49890507]

>>49890481
You're right, I'll hold all my stocks I'm up on until I'm down on them later today and then sell.

[Anonymous No.49890523]

>>49890415
Don't put a substantial amount of your portfolio into options if it's already a sizeable inheritance. You can put a small percentage of your portfolio aside and play around with them if you like. Options are only something you want to look at on high-conviction plays. And by "high conviction" I don't mean /biz/'s version of high conviction which is to dump all their money into some shitcoin because "Trust me, bro. Decentralized, bro. It's the future, bro."
Now is a good time to just research some companies and find out whether you want to go through the effort of assembling your own ETF or put it into something that just tracks the market like the S&P500.

[Anonymous No.49890568]

>>49887822
I wish.

[Anonymous No.49890578]

>everything short is pumping
>I didn't go short
Why can't these bounces continue for more than a single day.

[Anonymous No.49890588]

>>49890578
Imagine not having been short for a month at least already.

[Anonymous No.49890590]

>>49890415
Yeah you should always put your grandpa's 100k dollaridoos or whatever into the riskiest play #yolo #ntma

[Anonymous No.49890606]

>>49890481
What's your strategy big guy? Buy the double dip and sell on tomorrow's bounce before red friday?

[Anonymous No.49890643]

>>49890606
>What's your strategy big guy?
>big guy?
4u
My plan is to d0mp 80% of my income into the market as long as recession FUD is being peddled to normies.

[Anonymous No.49890649]

>>49889830
I am over $100k in oil, another $100k in industrials, healthcare, banking and insurance. ±0 this year. I am scared.

[Anonymous No.49890715]

>>49887784
>>49888201
Females are having gay sex now LFG

[Anonymous No.49890757]

So it is confirmed eh? Recession. No stocks will do well, oil is already crashing, commodities along with it. Isn't it too obvious to simply short everything?

[Anonymous No.49890759]

>>49890715
>female case
Gay sex bros...it's over...

[Anonymous No.49890781]

>Premarket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

[Anonymous No.49890834]

>>49890715
its probably a tranny

[Anonymous No.49890855]

bobos committing terrorism

[Anonymous No.49890904]

>they wanted to make money today

[Anonymous No.49890911]

>>49890781
sick jam

[Anonymous No.49890928]

Atlanta Fed Gdp will come out showing we aren't in a recession and jpow will be grilled for putting govt spending and the economy in jeopardy

[Anonymous No.49890936]

Check the price of REV

[Anonymous No.49890961]

Uh, is there something wrong with the premarket?

[Anonymous No.49890987]

Its been almost a year since I parked all my simulator money in tech companies. I thought I'd log in and see just how much its down. Turns out it's been bleeding for ages.

I cant even make monopoly money. I suck at this, even using retard tactics.

[Anonymous No.49890995]

>>49890961
No it's cool

[Anonymous No.49891038]

Did americans realy get bull trapped yesterday? Are they actually that stupid?

[Anonymous No.49891040]

>>49890987
>I cant even make monopoly money. I suck at this, even using retard tactics.
If you're going to pick mostly large caps like that you're better off just buying 50/50 qqq and spy, cost averaging on a regular interval.

[Anonymous No.49891056]

>>49890936
what the FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why didnt I listen why didnt I listen to reddit aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49891079]

>>49887784
>premarket down a lot
What happened mumus? We were so optimistic yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49891085]

>>49890936
Yea im done with this shit board. You niggers never have gems and redditards always do. At least they dont post tranime pics all day too. Peace dumbasses

[Anonymous No.49891092]

>>49891056
Go to reddit faggot. We are having GaySex

[Anonymous No.49891124]

>>49891085
WHICH STOCK FOR MAKE A QUICK 10X BY TOMORROW FUCK YOU GUYS

[Anonymous No.49891131]

frens,
my UXVY position is looking tasty this fine morning, i plan to sell on jpows talk, what time is it?
good luck for the day ahead

[Anonymous No.49891138]

I told you to sell the rip, /smg/. Did you listen?

[Anonymous No.49891142]

>>49890987
what sim?>

[Anonymous No.49891145]

>>49891085

REV was shilled here last week.

If you jumped on every stock shilled on reddit or /smg/ you'd be broke.

[Anonymous No.49891146]

>>49891085
Say it my face and not online and see what happens, faggot. I shilled it here Friday in premarket hours and /smg was crying "it's already pumped, stopped shilling your pnds here"

[Anonymous No.49891177]

>>49891145
I just buy the S&P500 every payday and outperform both reddit and /smg/

[Anonymous No.49891193]

>>49891177
Hearty chortles

[Anonymous No.49891196]

>>49891038
>needs to ask if americans arr stupid
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49891305]

>>49891131
How many shares do you have? I've been doing pretty well selling covered calls a few weeks out every time we see a UVXY pump

[Anonymous No.49891331]

>london session begins
>the dumping subsides

[Anonymous No.49891336]

>>49891085
>>49891146
I want to add, some anon last night was saying "you have until Thursday to buy" but I think he went offline after markets closed. So he's either schizo posting or there's people with good info here if you have your head out of your ass to find it

[Anonymous No.49891358]

>>49891305
just a nice even 50 shares man
bought in low 15 yesterday anticipating today to be choppy

[Anonymous No.49891382]

>>49891177
>just invest like every 401(k) in America and you will beat /smg/
suck my nuts faggot. loaded to the gills with NVDA 170/167.5 bear spreads on yesterdays retard rally pump. Max possible gain is ~$7k in 4 days on a $22k portfolio.

[Anonymous No.49891384]

glad i sold my oil. i'm starting to see demand destruction locally.

[Anonymous No.49891402]

>>49891382
yeah when gambling sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. I gamble a bit too, if I'm being honest, but for the most part I'm a boomer investor.

[Anonymous No.49891438]

fuck my oil bags are heavy

[Anonymous No.49891450]

>>49891382
lmao dude nvda is only $7 away from your strikes. Ain't that keeping you up at night? One bull day from semis and ur fuk'dt't

[Anonymous No.49891469]

>>49891384
>>49891438
duality of /smg/

[Anonymous No.49891472]

>>49891402
I actually gamble and also win at that too. I’m only going short in this market now until gas prices tank and WMT and TGT post an earnings beat based on poor people spending more.

[Anonymous No.49891480]

>>49891142
investopedia of course

[Anonymous No.49891481]

>>49887784
What is preventing me from shorting the market on open in a -2x short sp500 or Dow etfs?

[Anonymous No.49891483]

>>49891438
my heaviest bags are uranium but thankfully i barely bought any. still ugly having a bunch of shitty uranium stocks in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.49891487]

>>49891481
The prospect of complete and utter financial ruin?

[Anonymous No.49891501]

>>49891487
Umm moomoo’s need not respond. It’s over for you all. Enjoy the exit pump!

[Anonymous No.49891506]

>>49891450
It’s a tight 2.5 spread, you won’t get completely fucked and can always leg out of the trade. Return/risk is 1.0 on this position not something gay like 0.2/0.25.

I wfh and have IBKR pulled up in the background on 3 monitors and can watch it all session. Not worried at all. Would be more worried if these weren’t spreads and all long 170P’s instead.

[Anonymous No.49891512]

Gay gay gay sex why you so gay? Hey I got gay. Gay gay gay hay

[Anonymous No.49891521]

>>49891501
u will be catched in the snafu brahh
>*click*
cheecheecheecheechee

[Anonymous No.49891549]

So does this mean we're going to long or short tobacco stocks now?

[Anonymous No.49891558]

>>49891549
short in the short term

[Anonymous No.49891609]

>>49891549
What are they going to do to make up for lost revenue? Lol.
Smoking doesnt give you cancer normally. Some people are genetically predisposed to it.

[Anonymous No.49891615]

How long is this recession

Should we buy now or in 5 monthfs

[Anonymous No.49891636]

>>49890715
Girls running around eating ass

[Anonymous No.49891638]

>>49891549
>be biden admin
>ban menthol ciggs
>ban nicotine in ciggs
based. Fuck smokers. Hope he goes after vapes next. Goddamn faggots always hitting that cringe life shit.

[Anonymous No.49891658]

>>49891638
>picrel

[Anonymous No.49891661]

>>49891615
6months+
Or until tge fed pivots, stoping the rape hikes, or worse turns the printers back on.

[Anonymous No.49891677]

>>49891658
Go ahead man, take a drag while you still can ahahahahhahaha.

[Anonymous No.49891680]

>>49891638
I hate smokers as well, but if idiots want to do idiotic things it's not my business. Leave people alone.

[Anonymous No.49891693]

>>49891549
I wish he'd mandate the removal of nearly all jews.

[Anonymous No.49891707]

How can I master the art of bring a bull and a bear.. think about it. We make money up then down too.

[Anonymous No.49891730]

>>49891707
>We make money
You got a mouse in your pocket?

[Anonymous No.49891734]

>>49891680
Honestly? I agree, even for hard drugs like meth. Weed too? Sure, smoke weed. Don't care. I have zero problems with weed. Smokers and vapers though? Fuck 'em.

[Anonymous No.49891744]

>>49891707
pretty easy:
QE = bull
QT = bear

[Anonymous No.49891754]

>>49891661
Where the fuck do i put my excess cash in the mean time senpai

[Anonymous No.49891763]

>>49891754
You could buy a 6 month CD for like... idk... 0.5% interest? lol

[Anonymous No.49891775]

>>49891734
>smoke meth not tobacco
anon.... this take you have....
the brilliance of your mind knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.49891781]

Holy shit premarket is Blood Red. I thought we were bull again?

[Anonymous No.49891796]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49891814]

>49891796
I'd rather hold funko pops and mlp plushies bro. Deadass.

[Anonymous No.49891816]

>>49891781
Today is the 2nd September 2008, but for us.

[Anonymous No.49891830]

>>49891781
Revlon's at +20%
Sorry you make terrible decisions that impact your mental well being.

[Anonymous No.49891831]

>>49891384
thats a dude

[Anonymous No.49891880]

>>49891775
Had a roommate that smoked meth. Other than being a fat retard, didn't really affect him or his job or his ability to pay rent so, whatever.

[Anonymous No.49891923]

>>49891880
how the fuck do u be fat with a meth addiction

[Anonymous No.49891952]

You may be hooked

[Anonymous No.49891960]

>>49891923
I don't know. I try not to think about it too often. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

[Anonymous No.49892004]

why is oil dumping? crude reached its ATH in 2008

[Anonymous No.49892017]

>>49892004
drone attack on a russian refinery maybe

[Anonymous No.49892047]

>>49892004
You thought oil was immune to a recession? Demand destruction is here.

[Anonymous No.49892049]

>>49891763
thats literally the only option right, already have it SUCKS ASS

[Anonymous No.49892052]

>>49891707
Every day the nasdump goes neon, buy SQQQ bags. It's literally free money.

[Anonymous No.49892060]

I'm making more money by working 9 to 5 bros

[Anonymous No.49892061]

>Oil
>Everything
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49892066]

>>49891960
street meth heroin is fucked up they look like old people after a couple years

[Anonymous No.49892076]

>>49892061
Everyone getting heem'ed

[Anonymous No.49892080]

>>49892060
works as intended.
All the people who are being neets at home will soon learn

[Anonymous No.49892095]

>yfw we might actually be entering a new 2008-tier financial crisis but this time it's bundled with weak consumer spending ability and tremendous energy/commodity shortages

[Anonymous No.49892123]

>>49892047
Why was oil at its ATH in 2008 then during the greatest "demand destruction" of the past few decades?

[Anonymous No.49892146]

this shit is so fake and gay
you litterally lose money if you fuck around with anything other than a 10% per year if your lucky
sometimes the shit jus drops 20% lol
get used to that happening in the future

[Anonymous No.49892158]

>>49892146
>this shit is so fake and gay
No, it's cool.

[Anonymous No.49892180]

>>49891506
How'd you learn how to do this anon

[Anonymous No.49892181]

>>49892123
Because our fun just started. Demand destruction is relative to income. People make less and things cost more relative to 08. Demand destruction occurs once people are broke and turn pessimistic.

[Anonymous No.49892194]

>>49891549
We're going long on dental health my nigger

[Anonymous No.49892203]

>>49891763
Rates are decent if you wanna hold cash and buy cd/ bonds/ get a little frisky and do BBB bonds. Could even pickup some AAA bonds from the investment bank Lehman brothers, that’s what money market mutual funds did in 08 and it seemed to all work out in the end.

[Anonymous No.49892221]

Lmao I can't believe they did that bull trap right in the open like that

[Anonymous No.49892225]

>>49891549
>Only leave 10% of the nicotine in
>Smokers now buy 10x the packs to get their fix
After the initial selloff from the news happens it sounds like its time to load up, frankly I'm surprised the companies didn't think of doing this sooner to boost sales

[Anonymous No.49892232]

Buying a bunch of sqqq shares at open. Watch it go up again today.

[Anonymous No.49892321]

>>49891680
>want to do idiotic things it's not my business.
It is because they drive up medical costs for you too.

[Anonymous No.49892408]

REVchads when are we selling

[Anonymous No.49892447]

>>49892225
but the price won't change and to my knowledge the average wage isn't doing a x10 anytime soon either

[Anonymous No.49892486]

Crash today?
I need tobacco to soar or a crash.

[Anonymous No.49892487]

why biden?

[Anonymous No.49892491]

>>49892408
Duamind heand REvapes

[Anonymous No.49892495]

WHat's your make-it stock

[Anonymous No.49892509]

revlon over 7 premarket fuck!

[Anonymous No.49892520]

>>49892408
Rev anon last night said get in before thursday, lets see if he has insider info about pr on thursday

[Anonymous No.49892522]

>>49891549
Bro.. I I bought into MO last week right before the Wallstreet tard crashed it. Now this.
Cursed.

[Anonymous No.49892525]

>>49892495
Revlon

[Anonymous No.49892548]

>>49892522
I keep telling people: there are no "safe divvy stocks". None.

[Anonymous No.49892554]

Honestly if oil and energy keep tanking. I'm going back long. CPI was driven by energy prices last print. If it eases up the fed can walk back their aggressiveness. Honestly I could see a nice slow steady path outta this mess.

[Anonymous No.49892556]

>>49892548
yes there is

[Anonymous No.49892576]

Hope you kids sold during the (((rally))) yesterday

[Anonymous No.49892577]

>>49892520
fuck fuck fuck sold my shit end of day for a 40% gain on my portfolio now I have to hope for a dip dam it I knew this bitch would hit 10+ to friday

[Anonymous No.49892579]

Will today finally be the beginning of the recession?

[Anonymous No.49892591]

>>49892548
I honestly might sell for a loss. I this will crash it more even if it turns out to be nothing.

[Anonymous No.49892597]

I’m going to fomo into REV

[Anonymous No.49892612]

>>49892577
Check the ortex in 5 mins when it opens. If its still +70% short interest then biy back in. If shorts have covered and its 50 percent or so... wait for a dip

[Anonymous No.49892625]

>>49892597
>>49892612 buy**
Same advice to you

[Anonymous No.49892626]

>>49892579
that's not how recessions work.

[Anonymous No.49892634]

>>49892597
So fucking glad I did yesterday

[Anonymous No.49892640]

>>49892612
solid advice fren, eye on the prize. my balls are wet

[Anonymous No.49892654]

>>49891796
You're missing REV

[Anonymous No.49892658]

>>49892640
We're all gonna fuckin make it bro. Thats what the zyzz REVolution is.

[Anonymous No.49892676]

>>49892576
Sure did. Now I’m gonna get some double leverage pro shares shorts

[Anonymous No.49892686]

>>49892612
where can I find the ortex?

[Anonymous No.49892697]

so why the fuck did we pump yesterday?

[Anonymous No.49892702]

Morning mumutard.

[Anonymous No.49892725]

>>49892697
Got to buy the dip and teach the hedgies and shorts a lesson!

[Anonymous No.49892727]

im capitulating anons
the bull run begins

[Anonymous No.49892738]

>>49887784
looks like we are healing. It's over before it even started bobos

[Anonymous No.49892740]

So are we going up or down today?

[Anonymous No.49892750]

>>49892686
you can create a free account here
https://app.ortex.com/s/NYSE/REV
but most of the time a redditor will post screenshots of shorts every morning on reddit

[Anonymous No.49892753]

>>49892740
Down. Yesterday was a little too green.

[Anonymous No.49892757]

>>49892232
Should of bought it yesterday

[Anonymous No.49892759]

>>49892697
Fed was buying. Look what happened to the 10 year last week

[Anonymous No.49892768]

When did you realise that you are ngmi?

[Anonymous No.49892770]

They massacred my oily boy

[Anonymous No.49892771]

BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, MUMUTARDS ARE JEWS

[Anonymous No.49892786]

>>49892750
Which subreddit

[Anonymous No.49892804]

>>49892740
obviously down, friday, monday and yesterday were fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49892810]

>>49892791
>>49892791
>>49892791
>>49892791
new

[Anonymous No.49892870]

>>49892786
I usually just use the search bar and find it, someone in shortsqueeze sub will probably post it.

[Anonymous No.49892901]

>>49892870
>>49892686
I posted it in the new thread

[Anonymous No.49892943]

>>49892740
Doesn't that depend on the investment?

[Anonymous No.49893735]

What is the best thing to short now on the US market?

[Anonymous No.49893821]

>>49887784
Standard oil financed Adolf Hitler through I.G farben which he was a main shareholder.