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i masturbate by squishing the glans instead of stroking the entire penis

>> No.49879032

>>49879011
Underrated thread.

>> No.49879033

When I cum, I'll grip my foreskin tightly and use it as a makeshift cum pouch. I can then go to the toilet and release my fat dripping load of cum into the bowl, wipe my cock, and move on with my day. I've been told this could cause phimosis.

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>>49879011
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

>> No.49879059

>>49879033
You cum like how girls pee?

>> No.49879084
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49879084

>>49879059
I mean, sort of? I masturbate normally, just as soon as I can feel myself cumming I'll grab my foreskin and it stops any mess.

>> No.49879088

>>49879033
how tiny and weak are your loads if you can keep it in your foreskin? are you a coomer who masturbates so often that when you coom all you get is a little dribble of watery cum?

>> No.49879111

>>49879084
I'm gonna drink a lot of water and eat a lot of cucumbers and try it

>> No.49879110

>dont have any glands since the jews convinced my ameirgolem parents to let them sell my foreskin in their blood ritual money schemes
I will get my revenge one day

>> No.49879145

>>49879111
Don't. Once you start you can't stop, and an anon told me it's not good for you. No mess however? Worth it. Nice trips.

>>49879088
they're n-normal sized!! Idk, my foreskin stretches pretty easily to accomodate a few ml of spunk

>> No.49879164

>>49879145
its supposed to shoot out tho bro, there's no way im catching my loads in my foreskin even tho my foreskin is longer than most.

>> No.49879184

>>49879033
That's the same as piss bombs but with cum

>> No.49879202

>>49879110
lol wtf
glans are the head amerimuttbro, the foreskin covers that but you still get most stimulation out of playing with the head
my most sensitive spot is around the frenulum

>> No.49879240

>>49879033
>>49879184
Imagine the pleasure of dropping one on your girl face like it's a blast

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>>49879164
>>49879240
No I waws jo kging guys please

>> No.49879263

>>49879011
me too!

>> No.49879274

>>49879202
>no covering so the glans dry out and lose all sensitivity
The jew and his christcuck slaves will pay for his transgressions agaisnt my penis

>> No.49879294

>>49879011
I masturbate by rubbung my balls

>> No.49879301

i have a small dick so that's why making money off bitcoin is so important to me
can't buy a ferrari by being a wagie

>> No.49879310

>business related

>> No.49879326

You forgot to say financially speaking.

>> No.49879352

>>49879033
Lmfao I used to do this every time I cummed back when I was a teenager and I had phimosis, I got circumcised to fix extreme phimosis when I was 17, couldnt have sex fucking hilarious to know others do it too

>> No.49879399

>>49879294
P based, I came once from literally just doing that

>> No.49879402

Bullish

>> No.49879409

>>49879274
just don't wear synthetic fabric underwear and use oil based lube

>> No.49879446

>>49879011

i exclusively fap with stolen panties of college-aged females because i can't afford to buy them online

>> No.49879519

The financial implications of this are blowing my mind. I will never trade the same again.

>> No.49879542

>>49879033
I do that sometimes.

>>49879088
Circummutt post.

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I only rub the tip

>> No.49879689
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49879689

Foreskin bros, should I finance this $50 silicone replacement with a 30% apr loan. I am tuly blessed to live in the land of the free.

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>>49879033
>>49879352
holy fuck i thought i was the only one
>tfw also have phimosis

>> No.49879799

>phimosis
Why not just get really drunk, get a boner, and then yeet the glans through the foreskin? Like yeah it's gonna hurt like a bastard and probably rip a bit but it'll be pulled back. Seems less retarded than getting snibbed.

>> No.49879820

>>49879033
soulless
watching cum shoot out is half the fun

>> No.49879899

>>49879799
I did this when I was 13. Took a warm bath and just progressively stretched the fucker until it was normal. The relief of the first full pullback is still a better sensation than intercourse

>> No.49879929

Also Phimosis is a made up diagnosis like ADHD

>> No.49879934

/biz/ - Masturbation Techniques

>> No.49879960

The longer you have gone without cumming the easier it is to cum.

I have seen a clip of a guy in chastity cum from a girl just tapping his balls with her finger.

>> No.49880048

>>49879011
You stole this from >>>/int/166665471 didn’t you

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>>49879899
>>49879799
Chronic masturbation fixed my phimosis, but now I'm a coomer.

>> No.49880066

>>49879033
Between your balls and your anus theres a gland you can press to hold the cum. Do with this info as you please.

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49880110

I have a 7-8incher and still only use my thumb and finger to jerk off because that's how I figured it out when I was little

>> No.49880147

>>49880066
The more you do this the more likely it is you will become impotent

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>>49880110
same here. it actually feels better because i can put more pressure on the vein on the back and it makes it feel more intense

>> No.49880233

>>49879542
i actually have a long foreskin, i just dont dribble tiny watery loads like you

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>>49880147
Oh no, but it feels good

>> No.49880312

>>49880265
You're causing yourself to perform what's called a retrograde ejaculation, which is where semen is forced into the bladder or isn't allowed to leave the prostate and seminal vesicles. You should unironically stop doing it and just let yourself nut like you're supposed to, otherwise you will fuck your shit up. Just do prostate stimulation like everyone else that got bored with regular orgasms.

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>>49879011
I learned how to do this when I had to be real quiet while staying over at my buddies' place bedroom floor or in any room shared with others like a dorm without making any noise.
Basically just two fingers on top, one below, squish squish away. Pretty intensssss and don't cum quick.

Now I stick things in my urethra, it's like being jerked off from the inside. Once you've tried there's no going back, just be fucking careful!

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49880345

>make RSR thread this morning
>no replies
>reply to a thread about wanking
>9 replies
Thanks lads

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>>49880066

>> No.49880402

>>49879011
I masturbate with your mom's vagina

>> No.49880432
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49880432

I masturbate almost exclusively to interracial, humiliation and feminisation porn.

>> No.49880452

>>49879033
>I've been told this could cause phimosis
fuck... this may be why

>> No.49880574

>>49879011
what the FUCK does /business/ have to do with this thread?

>> No.49880695

>>49880432
You probably hate yourself and should talk to a licensed personal counselor to work through your issues.
>>49880574
Everything, retard.

>> No.49880710

>>49880574
Foreskin collection and sale is a huge industry anon

>> No.49880711

>>49880695
I don’t think I hate myself. It’s just a fetish.

>> No.49880743

>>49880711
Yeah but the first is about being cucked, the second about being berated, and the third about hating your own gender. Very few people indulge in those kinds of things with it being "just a fetish". Very few people engage in any fetish or kink with it just being a fetish or kink and not being a way to work through internal issues. So few it's almost not worth mentioning. If it's legit just something to bang one out too and you don't have problems with self loathing, then gratz. If that's not the case then see a counselor and work through your shit.

>> No.49880767

>>49879899
>>49879929
Phimosis is real nigger. I tried the exact same thing and I could not get my foreskin back up over the head. with my dick turning blue, I panicked and my fear gave me an erection ,which made it even worse, until I violently pulled my foreskin back up which caused the most bloody mess I have ever had. This was when I was 14 and now I have a thick scar ring on the inside of my foreskin.

>> No.49880792

>>49879011
I masturbate by slapping my dick against my belly

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>>49879033
this post made me feel better about a jew stealing my foreskin, thanks

>> No.49880812

>>49880743
I mean, they’re all flavours of masochism. I don’t think everyone who enjoys that has some issues.

>> No.49880957

>>49880767
This is why when I elect to not have my child snipped I won't be a lazy douchebag and will make sure they keep their shit clean and pull the skin back regularly when they are able, and do it for them until they are. Turns out a shitload of parents are faggots and don't take proper care of their kids, sorry it affected you so horribly that sounds awful.
>>49880812
There's only two kinds of people that like sadism, masochism, and bondage - those that have worked through the issues that made them gravitate towards it in the first place and still do it because it's fun and helps them maintain positive personal growth, and those that have not worked through those issues yet and really want to. On the plus side if you know this much about all of it you've probably worked through most of your shit so gratz and have a good time. Just keep that shit on the downlow since it can be used to blackmail you unless you have no shame.

>> No.49880995

>>49880957
I’m curious, what makes you say that? I’d agree that you can explain most kinks with some psychological angle, but you take a very ‘absolute’ position in that regard.

>> No.49881009

>>49879310
janny is still taking time off for slavery day

>> No.49881109

>>49880957
It is not that bad except for the sex part which I won't have anyways. I developed the habit of applying a lot of spit and lube to the inside of my foreskin and stretching it by putting a finger in there. Went from my middle finger to now using my thumb. Never getting curcumsized