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4987202 No.4987202 [Reply] [Original]

>Dad, you said you traded crypto when you were younger
>Uhh..yeah.
>Did you buy any OMG when it was only $10?
>N-no I..I thought it was a s-scamcoin heh
>Is that why we're poor dad?
>N-no eat your cabbage
>But dad it's $2000 now!
>I SAID EAT YOUR CABBAGE

>> No.4987231

>>4987202
quality thread op

>> No.4987287
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4987287

>>4987202
>dont worry son when I die you can have my LINK bags, they will be worth something someday just be patient.
>uh... its okay dad, you can keep them.

>> No.4987329

>>4987287
no bully!

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4987393

>>4987329
>but son, these bags... they're so heavy. Please son, help relieve me of this burden
>... fuck you dad

>> No.4987489

>>4987202
made me laugh

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4987520

>>4987202
The OMG shills are out in force.

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>>4987287

>> No.4987621

>>4987202
>Dad, when are you going to tell me about the paintings on the wall and you tattoo's?
>Just shut up about it son, they're the old gods
>It's just, kind of funny, because all my friends make fun of some shitcoins their parents told them about with the exact same symbols as those on your forearm. Jacobs dad said he made quite a a profit back in the days but he's glad he sold them all. It has nothing to do with that, right dad?
>cries in silence as even the idea of having children makes you sad after your GF left you because you burned all your money and lost nights of sleep.

>> No.4987641

>>4987202
>>4987287
>>4987393
This is why /biz/ is the best board

>> No.4987734

>>4987287
kek