/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49868460]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49868471]

$5k play today?

[Anonymous No.49868474]

MY PUTS ARE SO FUCKED

[Anonymous No.49868475]

>>49868460
How can this be called a free market when the fed is the primary deciding factor in what happens?

[Anonymous No.49868476]

What's your plan for today?

[Anonymous No.49868479]

henlo sirs

[Anonymous No.49868484]

GME FINNA SQUEEZE!

[Anonymous No.49868485]

Bullbros... we're going home

[Anonymous No.49868492]

Let me guess, we pump for 3 hours lure biz tards in and then dump by 4%

[Anonymous No.49868502]

>>49868476
my weeks plan is hoping oil cos climbs back up

[Anonymous No.49868503]

>the HELP WANTED signs that have been up for half a year are now starting to disappear
b-bros?

[Anonymous No.49868504]

>>49868476
Work and cry at lunch.

[Anonymous No.49868505]

Gaysex gifs

[Anonymous No.49868506]

>>49868485
>Lum posting
We close red, confirmed.

[Anonymous No.49868507]

Reminder to retards that this is literally what a "soft landing" looks like. The fed has been telling you for a year. The market slowly bleeds out over time instead of crashing in 1 week.

[Anonymous No.49868513]

What would be the right move if I think Coinbase will continue to go down? Buy a call?

[Anonymous No.49868519]

I would honestly be much more confident in going long in anticipation of a bear market rally if we had a slight dump to the 200WMA to bounce off of.

[Anonymous No.49868521]

Are going to, dare I say, gap up?

[Anonymous No.49868526]

>>49868513
buy a put

[Anonymous No.49868529]

[Anonymous No.49868537]

Absolutely bull week this week. Check these, seriously. Trust me it's up from here. Expect good news next week also in Ukraine and this adds to investor confidence

[Anonymous No.49868538]

>>49868521

Watch and Learn.

[Anonymous No.49868540]

I think 0DTE SPY straddles might be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.49868541]

How long do you thing coal will be used in Europe? Any chance for a US company to get a hike from it?
I know nothing about coal industry. Dum. Of me to think about investing in it.

[Anonymous No.49868543]

Should I slurp OXY or is oil finished?

[Anonymous No.49868549]

My shorts got liquidated on the fucking tip, imma kill myself

[Anonymous No.49868551]

reminder that spx/gdp needs to go back to 0.1 to be fairly valued, and that's not considering real economic panic as in 2008 or the 70s, in which case the absolute worst possible scenario is 0.05-0.06.

[Anonymous No.49868555]

>>49868507
it slowly bleeds out on a smoothed chart but the non-smoothed is volatile as shit to let options gamblers continue their degeneracy. Everyone wins, except you.

[Anonymous No.49868558]

>>49868540
>tfw no Ana gf

[Anonymous No.49868560]

So was the market bottom last Friday or Today/Tomorrow before Jerome Powell speaks?

[Anonymous No.49868564]

imma buy revlon
that shits gonna pop even more

[Anonymous No.49868567]

futures green
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.49868571]

>The 50 DMA
>The 100 WMA
>The 420 LGBTQIAMA

[Anonymous No.49868582]

>>49868540
i used to date her

[Anonymous No.49868590]

>>49868582
Before the wall, nice.

[Anonymous No.49868593]

>>49868476
The same thing that I've been doing since october 2021, just watch and do nothing as my mutual funds slowly dwindle away.

[Anonymous No.49868601]

[Anonymous No.49868604]

Reminder that I mentioned UAVS to you all the other week.

[Anonymous No.49868605]

>>49868564
Based. Look at the ortex data. 72% of the public float is borrowed

[Anonymous No.49868609]

Recession OFFICIALLY cancelled, bros. BUY EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.49868614]

$REV


Market Cap: 106.35
Short Float: 37.31%
SI change: 64.11
Float. 4.89m
Days to Cover: 0.06
Price MOMO: $38.79
Avail shares: 0
Borrow Fee Rate: 171.82

Short squeeze!

[Anonymous No.49868627]

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.49868629]

[Anonymous No.49868630]

>>49868593
You're amongst friends here, bagholding to zero is the /smg/ way.

[Anonymous No.49868632]

>>49868604
OM5ft2xD

[Anonymous No.49868633]

should i slurp up DBC or DBA? or both?

[Anonymous No.49868634]

>>49868627
You too buddy.

[Anonymous No.49868645]

IT'S COMING HOME LADS

[Anonymous No.49868646]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT HAVE BEEN

[Anonymous No.49868653]

>>49868632
benis and height size don't matter when you're a money maker fren

[Anonymous No.49868679]

>>49868476
Do absolutely nothing and DCA into my boomer index fund next week when I get paid.

[Anonymous No.49868685]

>>49868476
Probably start winding out of my oil short and long metals and tech again. Lots and lots of drama still happening in commodities. Gonna be a volatile year.

[Anonymous No.49868690]

I'm gonna all in on REV and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.49868701]

im gonna buy puts so we are gonna gigapump today

[Anonymous No.49868704]

25% in on RCL big future.

[Anonymous No.49868706]

[Anonymous No.49868707]

>>49868690
do it
looks like a really good move
i am genuinely jealous of the opportunity you have uncovered there
wish i could participate
keep me posted

[Anonymous No.49868711]

LET'S GO LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPoIoUgBJdI

[Anonymous No.49868716]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.49868717]

What the fuck was that!?

[Anonymous No.49868719]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49868732]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49868733]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49868739]

over under on a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.49868740]

[Anonymous No.49868744]

nice

[Anonymous No.49868747]

>>49868733
the expected Pump? or are you Crypto fools?

[Anonymous No.49868751]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49868754]

My fellow Robloxians....

We're coming home

[Anonymous No.49868759]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49868761]

SOXL 40$ by end of summer

[Anonymous No.49868765]

>>49868653
are you the retard nigger visl shiller?

[Anonymous No.49868768]

My body is ready for the dump.
I don't even feel anymore.

[Anonymous No.49868769]

Get ready for dump

[Anonymous No.49868771]

OOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49868776]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? SO, BOBO, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

[Anonymous No.49868788]

>tfw I've spent the last 4 months "buying the dip"
I-is this finally it, lads? Will we finally MELTUP™!?

[Anonymous No.49868793]

>>49868768
then sell the pump?

[Anonymous No.49868796]

>>49868754
Imagine investing in virtual Legos in a children's casino

[Anonymous No.49868801]

>>49868582
I love you Ben.

[Anonymous No.49868804]

I'm thinking we're back, fellas. Big titty milfs for everyone, recession canceled

[Anonymous No.49868805]

>>49868476
Wait and short ARKK in the next two days

[Anonymous No.49868810]

>>49868776
people are excited to invest after long weekend- we crab all week,

[Anonymous No.49868811]

>>49868788
yes.

[Anonymous No.49868820]

>>49868793
unless this is the start of a sustained bear market rally, that's what big money has been doing for the past two months lol.

[Anonymous No.49868823]

>>49868788
this is the exit pump. please don't waste it.

[Anonymous No.49868829]

Please stop posting 3d goblinas.
2d brown girls are of course acceptable

[Anonymous No.49868858]

>>49868811
Knew it.
>>49868823
>exit pump.
So, I should buy their bags and hodl to the moon?

[Anonymous No.49868860]

Can someone take that oily Baron Harkonnen pic and caption it with that anon's "They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were West Texas Intermediate." quote? tia

[Anonymous No.49868863]

>>49868829
you'd better not be talking about salma

[Anonymous No.49868865]

....wtf, my puts!

[Anonymous No.49868872]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49868871]

Just bought my first stock, lads :)

[Anonymous No.49868880]

>>49868829
you'd better not be talking about Ana

[Anonymous No.49868884]

>>49868788
meltup?

[Anonymous No.49868883]

>>49868871
Nice, what'd you buy fren?

[Anonymous No.49868885]

no

[Anonymous No.49868886]

>>49868460
You people told me to sell TQQQ & buy SQQQ on Friday because the market would keep crashing
I hate you all so much
Fuck you people

[Anonymous No.49868904]

>>49868886
better sell it now while it's red and jump into TQQQ while it's green to get revenge on them and recoup your losses

[Anonymous No.49868909]

>>49868886
Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

[Anonymous No.49868918]

>literally all the trash is up, even beyond meat and zoom
Yeah I don't think I believe this pump.

[Anonymous No.49868923]

>>49868886
never take financial advice from this board. In fact, you should do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.49868927]

>>49868886
I lied

[Anonymous No.49868929]

>>49868810
>invest
kek

[Anonymous No.49868931]

>>49868886
i have explicitly told people to stay away from holding SQQQ for longer than a day because it gets utterly rekt in volatility, even more so than TQQQ

[Anonymous No.49868934]

>>49868883
siga

[Anonymous No.49868936]

David SOXL smiles on us

[Anonymous No.49868946]

10yr is testing 3.3 again.

[Anonymous No.49868947]

A HEALTHY CONSERVATIVE PORTFOLIO OF 100% SOXL

[Anonymous No.49868949]

soxl to 20 again, please!

[Anonymous No.49868965]

>>49868769
>>49868823
>>49868918
disbelief

[Anonymous No.49868978]

>>49868886
wrong actually I told you to sell DRIP and buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.49868982]

>>49868521
Be the change you wish to see in the world.

[Anonymous No.49868983]

>>49868918
you too will eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.49868984]

why does it feel so damn good to scratch between my leg and my bozack
also, 1-month you ess aye see ramp starts here

[Anonymous No.49868995]

>>49868965
>disbelief
Maybe by definition, but I am quite literally calling this pump fucking bullshit. Who's so fucking optimistic?
>yay we have a recession coming and inflation is skyrocketing out of ass and 75 points aren't enough to control it! buy buy buy this is the bottom!
Who the fuck thinks this? This is just an exit pump.

[Anonymous No.49868998]

what news did i miss? why are we so green

[Anonymous No.49869013]

>>49868998
If you need to ask yourself then understand that it's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.49869014]

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*RATTLE*RATTLE*RATTLE*RATTLE*
ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE BOBO?

[Anonymous No.49869018]

>>49868998
shorts covering
permabulltards getting the hook set deep into their jaw
the usual

[Anonymous No.49869019]

>>49868998
no news, it's an exit pump

[Anonymous No.49869023]

>>49868998
WE LIKE THE STOCK

[Anonymous No.49869028]

>>49868886
just hold retard, nasdump will lose another 50% in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.49869033]

>>49868995
>bobo: blah blah blah
priced in

[Anonymous No.49869034]

>>49869019
again this? always is an exit pump huh

[Anonymous No.49869043]

>>49869023
uuuh anon we don't say that stuff around here

[Anonymous No.49869044]

>>49868998
No reason.
Bears are just taking a break before they start dumping again.

[Anonymous No.49869048]

>>49868886
Just HODL. You’d lol be green by EoD

[Anonymous No.49869052]

>>49868995
Recession has literally been here for months
>inb4 we NEED to have printed a negative GDP before you can call it
No. Market is forward looking.
Unironically "PRICED IN" @ this point.

[Anonymous No.49869058]

>>49868998

wow its almost like the dumps last week were complete fake and gay triple witching bullshit like I told you

[Anonymous No.49869060]

>>49869028
It's going so low I can't even see it

[Anonymous No.49869061]

>>49868998
Bobo got cocky.
In the long run, dollar continues to run towards zero.
Bonds are trash.
At some point, all that cash flows back towards stocks.

[Anonymous No.49869062]

>>49868934
I want to short homo's though.

[Anonymous No.49869074]

Please dont tell me you actually believed in the fud and have not bought the recent dip

[Anonymous No.49869076]

>>49869060
post your actual position

[Anonymous No.49869081]

Is REV actually going to short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.49869092]

GUSHbros... we finally stopped bleeding. Just 3 more days like this and I might break even!

[Anonymous No.49869096]

I swear to god it's the same people larping as both bears and bulls, there's no way real people are this fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.49869099]

>>49869052
>Market is forward looking.
Just like market priced in 75 point hikes dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.49869104]

give me one reason why I shouldnt go all in TWTR

[Anonymous No.49869106]

>>49869060

[Anonymous No.49869107]

The 15 minute pump is over and we go down by another 5%

[Anonymous No.49869121]

>>49869099
imagine the epic farting when we get 100 next month after a cpi print of over 9000!

[Anonymous No.49869128]

Fucking AMD lmao. The shit that keeps on shitting.

[Anonymous No.49869129]

>>49869081
give up you dumb shill it's painfully obvious what you're doing. try reddit.

[Anonymous No.49869133]

GUSH not gushing as much as expected.... makes one think

[Anonymous No.49869134]

oi lads git inna bp

[Anonymous No.49869136]

EVERYTHING I HAVE IS TANKING WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.49869138]

Just went all in. This is it. The bull run has begun.

[Anonymous No.49869139]

This is the bottom

[Anonymous No.49869142]

>>49869028
>just 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.49869145]

>>49869136
post your position

[Anonymous No.49869147]

>even REITs are green
I rest my fuckin case. You are RETARDED if you think this is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.49869154]

>>49868978
I did exactly this kek

[Anonymous No.49869159]

I’ve got a call sold against a long call leaps

How far ITM does my short call need to be assigned early? It expires Friday, should I roll out now or hold and do it later in the week

I just don’t want to get assigned, I would rather wait to roll out if possible

[Anonymous No.49869164]

I sold my AAL for a loss.
I did the right thing right?

[Anonymous No.49869165]

glad i sold my levied nasdaq kek

[Anonymous No.49869182]

Fuck you intcel. I fucking hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.49869184]

>>49869147
anon did you not get the /smg/ newsletter today? the bear market is cancelled. only green from here, sorry.

[Anonymous No.49869195]

>REITs are green

just about only thing I would buy and hold

[Anonymous No.49869198]

>>49869164
Why would you buy that indebted garbage in the first place?

[Anonymous No.49869209]

Sold literally everything. 25% loss in general due to having a lot of Uranium. Shit happens, I just don't want to be on the rest of the slide down. When Biden says a recession won't happen, it 100% will happen.

[Anonymous No.49869227]

>>49869159
the buyer of your call would usually have no reason to exercise it until opex. But it happens sometimes if they want to deleverage. You can't do anything about it other than take the loss on the short call or risk being exercised.

[Anonymous No.49869229]

>>49869209
fuck you derek chauvin!

[Anonymous No.49869245]

>>49869128
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.49869252]

Uh Revbros

[Anonymous No.49869253]

damn
how high will rev go

[Anonymous No.49869260]

I sold my one share of TMV for a $5 gain today. Should I have held onto it longer?

[Anonymous No.49869263]

This shit is gonna dump

[Anonymous No.49869278]

>>49869260
You can buy 2 hash browns from McDonald's

[Anonymous No.49869279]

>>49869198
Summer vacations = more flying
I bought at 16.15

[Anonymous No.49869307]

Guess whos back bitches

[Anonymous No.49869310]

>>49869263
Later today, or later this week?

[Anonymous No.49869314]

>>49868460
stop buying the "dip"

[Anonymous No.49869315]

>>49869147

Why should REITs be down? They get their income from rent payments

[Anonymous No.49869319]

now that bitcoin has found a bottom i think we'll see a bit more stability in the equities market. they'll raise the rates to 3%~ and then sit on their hands while they QT. dow 60k; nasdaq 30k by mid-2023.

[Anonymous No.49869333]

GME +4.40%

Buy now because it's going to be a 10-20% day

[Anonymous No.49869351]

>>49869307
please stop posting lum. last time you did we fell from 26 to 14

[Anonymous No.49869357]

>>49869104
You might get Musked.

[Anonymous No.49869373]

>>49869307
why is SOXL pomping?

[Anonymous No.49869379]

>>49869315
reits never moon as much as you think they should
i wonder who is really getting the money

[Anonymous No.49869385]

>>49868460

Any bobo that didn't see this obvious bear really coming, just needs to get out the market,

[Anonymous No.49869390]

This is the bottom for sure for real

[Anonymous No.49869428]

>>49869385
>>49869390
Nothing has changed. So why would we be leaving the bear market?

[Anonymous No.49869436]

>>49869373
we're heading back to 40 in time for November/cyber monday

[Anonymous No.49869444]

>>49869390
this. i watched wolf of wall street, the big short and margin call yesterday. in my educated opinion this is the bottom and those movies gave me the same amount of knowledge that someone graduating with a masters in business would have.

[Anonymous No.49869448]

NDX just hit last Wednesday's close.

[Anonymous No.49869450]

>>49869373

havent you heard the news?
David Soxl, CEO of Soxl Enterprises and heir to the Soxl family fortune, was officially cleared of all charges.

[Anonymous No.49869459]

>>49869444
>same amount of knowledge that someone graduating with a masters in business would have.
literally nothing?

[Anonymous No.49869468]

>>49869390
I feel a little bad for anyone that missed the obvious bottom on oil last Friday.
Realistically it's still got another +10% to go these next few days though, so its not too late.

[Anonymous No.49869470]

Too late for rdbx?

[Anonymous No.49869476]

>>49869444

[Anonymous No.49869478]

>>49869428
you have so much to learn

[Anonymous No.49869479]

>>49869307
based I hope the SOXL baggies didn't rope over the long weekend.

[Anonymous No.49869482]

>>49869428
>waiting for the all clear to buy

[Anonymous No.49869484]

uh oh redbox

[Anonymous No.49869501]

>market is pumping
Fucking knew it, but noooooooo anons know better, fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.49869506]

REV LETS FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.49869509]

>>49869307
no

[Anonymous No.49869511]

>At $407,600, the median existing-home sales price exceeded $400,000 for the first time in May 2022. Month-over-month, sales declined in three out of four regions of the U.S., and year-over-year sales fell in all four regions.
uh oh

[Anonymous No.49869516]

WTFWT revbros??

[Anonymous No.49869521]

>>49869428
>Nothing has changed. So why would we be leaving the bear market?
Anon, if you need to ask this question, do you think this movement is real?

[Anonymous No.49869525]

MSTR is up a lot today

[Anonymous No.49869527]

>>49869428

People panic sold after the higher rate hike, and stocks are selling below their fundamentals. They are a good deal right now. If the next CPI comes back better, this will have been the bottom. If CPI comes back worse, stocks will gape down again.

[Anonymous No.49869539]

>>49869470
why are you asking smg? they don't make money and will say no lol

[Anonymous No.49869543]

I was promised a bear market

[Anonymous No.49869552]

>>49869314
It's bear market rally, gotta make back some lost money.

[Anonymous No.49869560]

>>49869527
this right here. im loading up the truck on rblx, shop and arkk.

[Anonymous No.49869561]

>>49869521
Movement might not be real but the price is if you anticipated a violent rally to try to change the narrative that everything is absolutely fucked ahead of another Powell speech

[Anonymous No.49869563]

>>49869428
First bear market?
Stocks price shit in BEFORE it happens. We've already hit peak negativity.

[Anonymous No.49869564]

>>49869527
>next CPI
Jul. 13, 2022 08:30 AM

[Anonymous No.49869567]

>>49869511
Remember, REITs are green.
>>49869527
>If the next CPI comes back better
Only a totally deluded permabulltard straight from fucking r/stocks would believe CPI will be fine.

[Anonymous No.49869570]

Uh oh. Reversal incoming. We are going to dump some more.

[Anonymous No.49869572]

TA does not wo--

[Anonymous No.49869574]

>>49869527
>If

Come on now

[Anonymous No.49869576]

Imagine NOT shorting this rally.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49869581]

>>49869501
Always inverse the ebbs and flows of /biz/. They were shitting on the S&P for goodness sakes. It was obvious we were over sold.

[Anonymous No.49869588]

>>49869527
>stocks are selling below their fundamentals.
I doubt that.

[Anonymous No.49869598]

>SPY +2.5%
You had your fun. It's getting silly now.

[Anonymous No.49869601]

I missed buying AMZN near $100 because I thought it would dip a little more.

[Anonymous No.49869605]

What JPow, no scam buying of bonds today?

[Anonymous No.49869606]

bull trap

[Anonymous No.49869607]

TSLA broke 700, Elon can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.49869608]

>>49869567
reits with low debt and healthy payout ratios are not terrible plays in inflationary periods. i would avoid those with high debt and certain sectors such as commercial and retail.

[Anonymous No.49869615]

>>49869581
Now question is if the pump will last few days or will crash after a day or two.

[Anonymous No.49869618]

>>49869099
50bps was priced in. 75 was unexpected as JPow explicitly said it WOULD NOT happen, dumb fuck. Try killing yourself, faggot.

[Anonymous No.49869627]

>>49869539
ok
can you spoonfeed me and direct me on where to read about thos

I’m a legit noob

Thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.49869646]

COIN is up a lot today

[Anonymous No.49869649]

>>49869618
>75 was unexpected as JPow explicitly said it WOULD NOT happen
You almost get it.
Almost.

[Anonymous No.49869651]

>>49869615
Crab- i thought it would be down today as it was up Friday- i didn't think people would have a good outlook after Juneteenth

[Anonymous No.49869658]

>>49869572
plotting the past is pretty easy

[Anonymous No.49869662]

>bull trap

[Anonymous No.49869667]

>>49869567
Agreed we are suffering 80s levels of inflation if we were to use the metrics used back then. The market is just catching on to that but at the moment it appears to be somewhat priced in (doubt). Ah well just keep buying dips. Rip leverage players though you are about to see a world of pain when interest eats your gains.

[Anonymous No.49869669]

>>49869649
>cant argue
>posts a selfie
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.49869676]

>>49869527
it doesn't matter whether the cpi is good or bad at this point.

[Anonymous No.49869680]

>>49869608
>reits with low debt and healthy payout ratios
They do not fucking exist, low debt? What fucking property isn't standing on mortgage these days?

[Anonymous No.49869683]

Will a well-managed 401(k) go up or down if enters the market today?

[Anonymous No.49869685]

remember to stay innovative /smg/

[Anonymous No.49869688]

>>49869129
Why is going after stocks with a high short interest considered a reddit tier move? A 3x on my money sounds pretty good to me and not so unrealistic. I don't expect GME type prices

[Anonymous No.49869691]

>>49869651
We're at channel's bottom, tho.
Either we crab slowly down, which would cause panic or trigger a pump and follow the "soft landing" so-called strategy.

[Anonymous No.49869704]

>>49869527
You realize we are in a recession? We aren't at the bottom yet. Maybe 6-12 months from now

[Anonymous No.49869721]

WHY IS IT DUMPING? I BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.49869722]

>>49869627
unironically reddit has been hitting home runs ever since gme, after this group squeezes shit they leave and we end up with baggies with fever dreams lmfao

[Anonymous No.49869735]

DXY down, bonds down, equities up. This has been your daily ess emm gee report, ty

[Anonymous No.49869740]

So when will this rally peter out? I don't see it continuing into tomorrow with Powell testifying.

I'm hoping for a little bear market rally so I can pick up some bear ETFs cheap.

[Anonymous No.49869742]

>>49869581
you will lose your money with those boomer bags and have to engage in viewer sex, larryposter

[Anonymous No.49869746]

>>49869618
yeah he did originally, but then 3 days before the FOMC minutes were released, they told multiple news outlets that it would be 75bps. the fed funds futures immediately moved and anything but a 75bps move would have been a surprise.

[Anonymous No.49869748]

>>49869721
>WHY IS IT DUMPING?
>I BOUGHT
that

[Anonymous No.49869762]

>>49869691
>Either we crab slowly down, which would cause panic or trigger a pump


We will crab to a big week long pump of like 5 - 15% then it will crab to crash.

[Anonymous No.49869770]

>>49869721
>He Bought?

[Anonymous No.49869772]

MACD just reversed on the 1m for SOXL
The pump ain't over yet boys

[Anonymous No.49869775]

>>49869680
they're out there. plenty of residential reits. i personally like data center reits myself as companies continue to digitize to shrink opex.

[Anonymous No.49869777]

REV. Lol. He didn't listen

[Anonymous No.49869782]

>>49869704

profits don't just stop during a recession, and they generally don't last that long. The absolute biggest fear in the market right now is that Inflation will continue would of control and the fed will have to make bigger and bigger rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.49869784]

>>49869651
Zoom out. This pump isn't worth shit. It is just institutions buying the local bottom. There is no bad news so there isn't a lot of sell pressure. The markets haven't even recovered the 1 week loses much less the 1 month, 3 month or ytd loses. We've still had 2 years worth of gains erased and nine of the issues that caused it have been solved.

[Anonymous No.49869799]

>>49869721
Answered your own question

[Anonymous No.49869802]

>>49868460
Since food prices continue to skyrocket I'm taking the vegi pill.

[Anonymous No.49869807]

3 day weekends are bullish.

[Anonymous No.49869808]

>>49869782
My dick is already hard at the thought of redditors being fucking heemed by 75->150 rapehikes and crying and begging for SEC to investigate the fed and asking why isn't Powell fired yet.

[Anonymous No.49869811]

>>49869543
learn2bearmarketrally

>>49869527
dumb take. The fed is cutting off liquidity and is forced to accelerate that. There is no way the FED will bring that liquidity back. The FED is the only game in town.

[Anonymous No.49869812]

>>49869784
>We've still had 2 years worth of gains erased
They wont be back for years...

[Anonymous No.49869815]

>>49869740
The rally is just about done. VIX is already off its low.

[Anonymous No.49869816]

hows the market after nigger day?

[Anonymous No.49869818]

>>49869129
I just checked Revlons price again, get fucked Bobo
Also this is clearly great advice as evidenced by above >>49868923

[Anonymous No.49869828]

>>49869784
>nine of the issues that caused it have been solved.
Nine have been solved already?!
Thank you BIDEN! Thank you JEROME!
...but uhm....how many issues are left?

[Anonymous No.49869832]

>>49868604
Sorry about your benis.

[Anonymous No.49869835]

>>49869815
VIX not low enough for me to want to pick up some UVXY yet though.

[Anonymous No.49869842]

>>49869828
>...but uhm....how many issues are left?
About 80% YTD, not accounting for issue inflation.

[Anonymous No.49869847]

>>49869828
276

[Anonymous No.49869861]

>>49869815
The VIX is going all the way to 15.

[Anonymous No.49869887]

>>49869816
that's impossible to know without very sophisticated software

[Anonymous No.49869891]

bear market rally to shit and piss 4350 bobos

[Anonymous No.49869896]

robert it do go down

[Anonymous No.49869906]

>>49869808
Wrong bobo. Redditors are obsessed with rate hikes and want Powell to hike to 10% next meeting. They've also fetishized a recession and think by getting poorer they will win. I cannot wait until the Fed pivots and the real melt up begins.

[Anonymous No.49869909]

>>49869828
If you’re havin’ debt problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but Biden ain’t one – hit me!

[Anonymous No.49869912]

I started the day with 7000 SOXL and now I have 4000

[Anonymous No.49869920]

>>49869906
Now this is some serious cope.

[Anonymous No.49869928]

>>49869906
>and want Powell to hike to 10% next meeting
Wallstreet wants him to up the rape hikes too, but he won't. Not until inflation is literally uncontrollable.

[Anonymous No.49869931]

I sold my TQQQ calls to early this morning...

[Anonymous No.49869933]

selling into this for tomorrows dump

[Anonymous No.49869935]

>>49869912
what did you do?

[Anonymous No.49869948]

Bobo btfo once again. Literally screeching over the weekend that the market was going to collapse today

[Anonymous No.49869949]

SPX still grinding towards Wed.'s close

[Anonymous No.49869951]

>>49869933
wise shark

[Anonymous No.49869959]

>>49869933
You really out here TRYING to stay poor? Just stop, bro.

[Anonymous No.49869960]

>>49869935
Took some profits of course

[Anonymous No.49869964]

>Chicago fed 0.01
>standard deviation of 1
>prior 0.4
All the signs are there.

[Anonymous No.49869966]

MDB is the best stock on the internet.

[Anonymous No.49869973]

>>49869948
>Mumus getting cocky after a single green day
Every single time. I look forward to you pink wojaking.

[Anonymous No.49869974]

>>49869906
This. Every poor loser has this doomed fantasy about the rest of the world crashing and being brought down to their level. Because it’s easier than trying to improve themselves.

[Anonymous No.49869984]

>mfw revlon goes parabolic

[Anonymous No.49869988]

What's up with all this shilling for a company that's literally bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.49869995]

>>49869949
I doubt we will pass the 378 lvl

[Anonymous No.49870009]

>>49869933
nice dubs, but unlikely to dump tm

rally after a long weekend is more sustainable than a kneejerk middle of the week pump day. people had some time to reflect and decided to buy. also psychologically, we're starting the week green so green has momentum rather than a green day appearing in the middle of a week that started off red

[Anonymous No.49870013]

Did you guys hear about that guy that bought puts on a German football team, bombed their busses, and still lost money?

[Anonymous No.49870015]

>>49869988
First time?
This is an /smg/ tradition by now

[Anonymous No.49870021]

bobo bros what the FUCK went wrong
how did the recession and inflation get canceled like this

[Anonymous No.49870027]

>>49869807
The 4th of July is only two weeks away.

[Anonymous No.49870028]

>>49869891
Oh man thatd be glorious and hilarious, dont make me dream like that, it gets my hopes too high

[Anonymous No.49870038]

>this is a totally natural 30 minute candle, nothing to see here
Holy fuck it's going to be hilarious when you fucking retards wake up not only with this shit tanking to where it was but going -10%.

[Anonymous No.49870043]

>>49869984
wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.49870052]

>>49870015
>First time?
No, but I'll never stop thinking it's retarded.
If you're desperate to hop of the greater fool cycle, just buy some shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.49870057]

>>49869973
Do you ever learn

[Anonymous No.49870065]

chewybros we eatin. woof woof.

[Anonymous No.49870067]

>>49870043
yes if you get air blown back into your mouth your head will explode, niggerbrain

[Anonymous No.49870082]

>>49869984
is this real?

[Anonymous No.49870089]

>>49869974
There is a clear connection between covid fanatics and recession doomers. They traded one hysterical doomsday cult for another.

[Anonymous No.49870096]

>>49870013
Lmao just read about it, wunderbar

[Anonymous No.49870100]

>>49870052
Ill never forget the first time i came to stock market general (it was called robinhood general back then) and people were literally shilling NBG, the national bank of greece. In 2016.

[Anonymous No.49870110]

>Marge forming on AMD
Oh no no no AMDunces...

[Anonymous No.49870112]

>>49870057
Ironic

[Anonymous No.49870123]

>>49869828
Holy kek I am typing on my phone and auto correct is bullish as hell. That was a hearty kek... no none of the issues 0 zilch Coke 0 nothing nade cero below freezing have been solved. Even if all 9 were solved 9 more would just appear it is a compounding issue.

[Anonymous No.49870125]

>>49870082
yes, I wasn't a believer on thursday and freiday but I am now

[Anonymous No.49870160]

>>49869984
>>49870043
>>49870082
>>49870067
I saw something like this happen at work. I worked at a manufacturing lumberyard & our machines would get clogged with piles of sawdust. We'd have to use air pressurized hoses to unclog them so the machines wouldn't catch on fire.
At the end of the shift this guy decided to use an air hose to dust himself off from all the sawdust. Dude broke his skin & forced a bunch of pressurized air into his arm.
Don't fuck around

[Anonymous No.49870161]

Solded my remaining long positions in the rally. Good luck mumus I think you will need it.

[Anonymous No.49870162]

>>49870100
ah yes /rhg/ good times

[Anonymous No.49870208]

>>49870161
Did you really solded?

[Anonymous No.49870229]

>>49870160
I literally fucking worked at a same place purpose-wise and I have no fucking idea how the shit would you manage that.

[Anonymous No.49870237]

>>49870161
I think you played it safe- we got a few more pumps this and next month.

[Anonymous No.49870268]

>>49870237
This is the 5/10 fake and gay pumps if this gay chronic twitter deleter is right.

[Anonymous No.49870272]

>>49869142

[Anonymous No.49870306]

I'm gonna make it bros...

[Anonymous No.49870311]

NEW
>>49870304

>>49870304

>>49870304

[Anonymous No.49870319]

Insider here. I have access to information about what is going to happen in the near future. Sadly, I cannot share it.
Do with this what you want.

[Anonymous No.49870324]

reminder to sage all threads without links in them

[Anonymous No.49870327]

BOIL is rallying let's go boys

[Anonymous No.49870344]

>>49870319
im scared

[Anonymous No.49870457]

>>49870161
Okay. So what?

[Anonymous No.49870863]

>>49870327
i don't understand why it isn't already up in the green like the oil etfs

[Anonymous No.49870990]

>>49870319
>that bear picture
Alright, all in on SOXS it is