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[Anonymous No.49854342]

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T AFFORD THE VACATION THIS SUMMER? DON'T LIE TO ME I SAW THE ZESTIMATE™, WE ARE RICH.

[Anonymous No.49854492]

>we

[Anonymous No.49854511]

>>49854492
This... get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.49854553]

Thinking of taking a 6 day vacation in New York in November. Never been to the US. Am I making a mistake? Really want to see the sights, the museums and shit.

Would total around 2000 macronbucks.

[Anonymous No.49854570]

>>49854553
You are in for paris syndrome

[Anonymous No.49854587]

>>49854553
>6 day vacation in New York
that sounds like complete hell.

[Anonymous No.49854626]

>>49854342
bet with that big mouth she can take 3 dicks at the same time. not even joking!
>women on vacation
>trad women

[Anonymous No.49854635]

>>49854342
>HONEY DOD YOU SEE THE ZESTIMATE TODAY? WE ARE UP +5231 ON THE DAY! WE SHOULD SELL THE HOUSE AND BUY IN THE NEXT NEIGHBORHOOD!
>BABE WHAT DOES THE ZESTIMATE SAY TODAY? DID YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT I TOLD YOU?
>SWEETIE, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD SELL THE HOUSE! LOOK AT THE DANG ZESTIMATE, ITS CRASHING
>WILL, WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME? I KNOW YOU BOUGHT THE HOUSE BUT WE NEED TO SELL IT TOGETHER
>William, I think it’s time for us to split up. You don’t take any of my advice. The zestimate is -17,000 on the month. I’m going to move in with my parents until we figure out a way to sell the house and split the money. I’ll also be taking the dog with me. I wish you the best and hope you find someone you’ll actually listen to.

[Anonymous No.49854656]

>>49854570
actually been to paris and yeah, it was shit
>>49854587
is it really that bad? mostly want to go over the museums, go on tours to see the popular sights, go to brooklyn, take a boat ride

[Anonymous No.49854682]

>>49854553
New York sucks.
Do something else. All big cities are the same, except U.S. ones have even more niggers running around.
Try skiing in Colorado instead.

[Anonymous No.49854703]

>>49854570
Kek I live near Paris and NYC was cool (although I guess it’s been close to a decade since I’ve been there). It was much cleaner and safer than I thought, the subway is quite efficient and relatively cheap and there are a ton of cool sights to see.

[Anonymous No.49854720]

>>49854682
You can see anywhere that has mountains, why would you do it in once of the most expensive places in the world.

[Anonymous No.49854738]

>>49854570

museum of natural history around central park isn't that bad. if anon sticks to that part and bougie tribeca/west village/chelsea he'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.49854775]

>>49854720
I meant ski obviously and one*

[Anonymous No.49854785]

I just got back from a Vegas trip. I was walking down the strip when I noticed some mentally ill / cracked out shirtless nigger smacking his chest and boxing like he was actually fighting someone. He got on an elevator with some asian tourist. A couple of euro tourists were just staring at him.
It made me wonder if people instantly get red pilled when they come to America and see feral niggers and have no clue whether they'll have to defend their selves or not

[Anonymous No.49854803]

>>49854682
He has access to alps -.-

[Anonymous No.49854829]

>>49854785
I had an old Chinese neighbor who would go off on black people all the time. She would ask why the smelled; why they talk so loud; why they never show up for work. She was great. I moved away.

[Anonymous No.49854833]

>>49854785
Most people are already red pilled. White people are just pathologically polite.

[Anonymous No.49854834]

>>49854720
>>49854803
Well Colorado mountain towns are comfy either way. Go see the Grand Canyon if you wanna see something unique to the U.S.
U.S. cities aren't comfy anymore

[Anonymous No.49854879]

>150k
>rich

[Anonymous No.49855240]

madam we arent married and this is a wendys

[Anonymous No.49856476]

>tfw zestimate

[Anonymous No.49857009]

I'm not religious but I thank god everyday that my wife hates finances and asked me to manage her money

I've made that bitch so much money it's unreal

Thank you god she doesn't ever give me advice on what to do with our home

[Anonymous No.49857544]

>>49854342
>GAGA GIGU

[Anonymous No.49857616]

>>49854553
Cities in the US are mostly shit, compared to Europe. Do yourself a favor and go to one of the national parks like Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon instead. They're legitimately beautiful, don't have the crime of NYC, and are pretty popular with other yuros.

[Anonymous No.49857688]

>>49854342
I don't think anyone has ever said this in real life, this isn't how housing works and zestimate is not a reliable metric at all. Especially considering you would need to sell where you live for a dumb vacation.

[Anonymous No.49857728]

>>49857688
You would be surprised.

[Anonymous No.49857770]

>>49857728
This just seems like making up an imaginary boogeyman to ragebait over more than something rooted in reality.

[Anonymous No.49857832]

>WHOA!!!! I DIDNT KNOW THIS HOUSE HAS A MANCAVE. I CANT WAIT TO PLAY MY NINTENDO SWITCH HERE ON MY DAYS OFF

[Anonymous No.49857890]

>>49854553
>New York
Waste of fucking money lol.

[Anonymous No.49858068]

>>49854553
why of all the places in the world would you want to take a vacation to New York. You sound young and very naive.

[Anonymous No.49858105]

>>49854553
If you don't know anyone there it's fucking pointless. I'm Canadian and have a homie there that's born and raised. Ot would be worth it for me to go because I could get him to show me around and have a good time. If I went by myself I could meet randoms but that isn't worth a 2k piece

[Anonymous No.49858126]

>>49857770
It's not. Both my mom and sister do this.

[Anonymous No.49858197]

>>49854553
Go for Yellowstone, Yosemite, Acadia, Zion, Mammoth caves, Grand Canyon, Florida, etc instead. New York isn't going to be much more interesting than Paris or London.

[Anonymous No.49858207]

>>49854635
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My worst nightmare. I know it’s coming

[Anonymous No.49858331]

>>49854553
>>49857616
>>49858197
Adding to this: Arches, Bryce Canyon, and Glenn Canyon are also really good. Really, there's an enormous amount of extremely unique and beautiful spots in Utah. You could spend a month there and not see all of it.

[Anonymous No.49858366]

>>49854492
This. Bitches want open relationships and start talking "our" holdings.

[Anonymous No.49858417]

>>49858331
horseshoe bend too in Arizona, and Antelope Canyon

[Anonymous No.49858532]

>>49858197
>Zion

I went to Zion a few weeks ago and it's crowded as fuck, like way too touristy

[Anonymous No.49858541]

>>49854553
Why New York? Nigga just go to Paris if you want to smell piss and get stabbed by minorities. Visit some place with actual natural beauty. I second the CO suggestion for skiing.

[Anonymous No.49858682]

>>49854553
Just as a protip: don't listen to the people saying go skiiing in November. It's shit and usually like 30% open. Wait until after the winter solstice.

t. Coloradofag

[Anonymous No.49858686]

>>49854553
Everyone gave you fun suggestions that I personally enjoy more than NYC, BUT if you are trying to visit an American city then NYC and Washington DC are probably your best bets. It's worth the trip and not hard to get to from France. Good food everywhere, lots of landmarks to visit, and it has a unique vibe. It is comparable to visiting London like others said, so that should give you an idea of if you would have a good time.

[Anonymous No.49858829]

>>49854553
You're going to stabbed or shot

[Anonymous No.49859110]

>>49854553
Just don't go to NYC, upstate is nicer. West of the Rockies even better.

[Anonymous No.49859187]

>>49858829
NYC residents are soft, crime isn't that bad. Just don't be a blonde girl in a park at night.

[Anonymous No.49859239]

>>49859187
Mental patients still push people in front of trains

[Anonymous No.49860900]

>>49854553
It seems like everyone here is retarded and missed that you want to see museums. Yes the museums in NYC are sick, definitely go and visit them, very fun. I enjoy the art museums in New York the most, but the history museums are pretty good too.