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49850584 No.49850584 [Reply] [Original]

How do I respond when a work colleague asks me what I did on the weekend when I did nothing?

>> No.49850603

>>49850584
>I chilled all weekend

>> No.49850621

>>49850584
They don't really care. They just don't like silence. You can make up anything boring so they don't ask further questions.

>> No.49850623
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49850623

Tell the truth. The truth will set you free. You weren't fooling anyone anyway.

>> No.49850633

Just chilled, quiet one mate.

>> No.49850649

>>49850584
Talk about some hobby you have, even if it’s just reading up about crypto or something. It’s just an opportunity to talk about something you find interesting

>> No.49850693

>>49850584
give him a little kiss on the lips and say "what's important is what i'm doing next weekend." Then coquettishly run a hand down his front and turn away.

>> No.49850714

>>49850584
Hung out with my dog and family.

>> No.49850723

>>49850603
>>49850633
This.

No one cares. It's just NPC small talk.

>> No.49850750

>>49850693
no homo tho right? cuz if not thats incredibly gay

>> No.49850808

Ask them why they want to know and before they respond, tell them to mind their own business

>> No.49850836

>>49850584
This is a roundabout way of admitting that you have a boring and unfulfilled life. Work on that.

>> No.49850850

>>49850693
that would work if I was a real woman

>> No.49850853

>>49850750
Genuinely not, the second every guy gets over the "anything is gay" shit and realizes 1) men are way way better at head and handjobs than women and 2) are way more willing and cool about it, then everyone has a better time. If you just find some work colleague who's happy to just spend 5 minutes a day on you your work life will be so much fucking better. Plus most people here don't know what it's like to have a really good friend, you have each other's backs and will get more girls because you'll be hanging out at bars winging for each other like "he's honestly got such a good body you have to see it" "any girl would be lucky to have that cock" "no i do like you but honestly i can't stop thinking about my mate he's so fucking hot you should talk to him".

>> No.49850905

>>49850853

This is pretty gay bro. No hate though; Do your thing.

>> No.49850957

>>49850853
lmao let me guess ur white

>> No.49850991

>>49850808

Go outside anon

>> No.49850997

>>49850957
No race about it, my headbro is black or at least mostly

>> No.49851053

>>49850957
>>49850997
Yeah, you can definitely tell he's white 100%

>> No.49851141

>>49850584
Tell them you go through online courses.

>> No.49851160

>>49850991
You must be one of the people who asks this question. Please stop asking

>> No.49851193

>>49850584
Make up that you were visiting family or that you went out with friends or something. Not every week though, say you just chilled out for some of them too

>> No.49851197

>>49850584
you just relaxed. I've been using that for the past 5 years.

>> No.49851588

>>49850808
this is why nobody likes you anon because you refuse to social even the tinest bit and get bitchy when someone wants to small talk. cant stand you subhumanoid losers always stinking up the planet with your bitter hate cuz you're a loser

>> No.49851617

>>49850584
"I just slept and chilled all weekend bro. It was great."

>> No.49851864

>>49850584
>This and that. Hey do you have any garbage bags I could borrow?
>Netflix and chill with my two FWBs, Cheeky and Clumsy
>Just a bit of cruisin' on habbo

>> No.49851968

>>49850808
this
also make sure to call them a redditor afterwards and tell them to go back to twitter because they're socialraping you for being an incel

>> No.49852272

>>49850853
So many words just to say,” I’m a Fag”

>> No.49852404
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49852404

>I am required to provide a life update to my team at 10am every day
Office jobs are hellish

>> No.49852423

>>49850584
Tell them you posted frogs on your favorite nazi image board.

>> No.49852464

>>49850623
This

>> No.49852470

>>49850584
I had friends visit from out of town
or
I went hiking

it's not that difficult

>> No.49853615

>>49850623
this. embrace it

>> No.49853639

>>49852470
>what did you do this weekend?
>I hiked
>week goes by
>what did you do this weekend?
>I hiked
>week goes by
>what did you do this weekend?
>I hiked

>> No.49853896

>>49850693
Go back to /pol faggot.

>> No.49853904

>>49853639
this is what's known as a hobby

>> No.49853913

>>49853896
i'll prolapse your brunker tranny asshole

>> No.49853943

>>49853639
Just make up 5 activities and rotate them around. This shit really isn't as hard as you're making it out to be

>> No.49854326
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49854326

>>49851588
>creates fantasy of who I am irl and calls me loser
>proceeds to call ME a bitter hater

>> No.49854382

>>49850584

report them to HR for harassment, give those bitches something to do

>> No.49854481

>>49850584
Just say you fapped to cp

>> No.49854509

>>49850693
Based

>> No.49854521

>>49854481
>McMichael claimed that this post was a joke.

>> No.49854551

>>49850750
>no homo tho right? cuz if not thats incredibly gay

there's nothing gay about kissing a man if it's not done effeminately

>> No.49854564

>>49850997
>>49850853
>>49850693
epic reditor moment here. Le heckin humorous gay meme like guise, we are all gay isn't that funny?

>> No.49854928

>>49850853
I was incredibly aroused until this >>49850997