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I think i've perfect the layout for apartments, this assume the building is a rectangle or square not an unusual shape

>> No.49844100

>>49844050
I don't know shit about building apartments and I can tell you the last thing they'd want is 30%+ of space dedicated to a fucking hallway.

>> No.49844102

sorry sweetie we are going more with a pod design

>> No.49844151

>>49844050
>enclosed living room wasting all that hallway space
WHY

>> No.49844175
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49844175

>main bedroom is the smallest

>> No.49844180

>>49844050
you have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.49844181

>>49844050
>floor to ceiling windows in all rooms
no thanks, its too easy to spy/listen in on residents that have big windows using cheap audio equipment

>> No.49844198

>>49844050
switch living room and kitchen and make the whole hallway part of the living room and you might be on to something

>> No.49844203

>>49844100
>>49844151
>>49844175
dimensions are not the focus the layout is

>> No.49844300

That hallway is a major design flaw, and so are the floor to ceiling windows. C-, apply yourself.

>> No.49844350

>>49844050
so you put a hallway next to a hallway?

im not sure that works op, why not just make that the lounge

>> No.49844441

>>49844203
>Drawing a floorplan without any regard for dimensions
Well at least we know how you came up with this abomination.

>> No.49844445

>>49844050
you need the kitchen to be nearer the bathrooms. that way the plumbing can all be on one side, which is what needs to happen

>> No.49844452

>>49844050
anon as an architect I can say that this layout is dogshit and you haven't perfected shit

>> No.49844488
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49844488

Everyone saying the hallway is bad this is literally how it's done in Haussman buildings in Paris

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49844504

>>49844050
reminds me of a railroad apartment from The Last Days of Disco
on a side note Whit Stillman is an underappreciated genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCMEEzyASZk
and no youtube does not have a clip of the scene in question go watch the whole film because it is fantastic

>> No.49844508
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49844508

>>49844488

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49844537

I think i've perfect the breakfast, this assume the breakfast is a english or american not a continental breakfast

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comfy.png

>> No.49844610

>>49844203
You're missing the point anon.

>> No.49844695

>>49844537
That cookie is so burnt it's like a black hole

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>>49844695
>cookie
I am fairly certain that is black pudding

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>>49844561
>>49844050
i prefer this sorta layout

>> No.49845387

>>49845339
probably needs a cupboard for the gas boiler tho

>> No.49847266

>>49844050
in real life this would look like a prison

>> No.49847378

>>49847266
not it wouldn't
>>49844508
>>49844488

>> No.49847418

>>49844050
you have to be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan.

>> No.49847520
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49847520

this excites the NEET

>> No.49847547

>>49844050
Absolutely retarded.

>> No.49847597

>>49844050
The hallway is a massive unused space here. At least extend the kitchen and living room all the way.

>> No.49847622

>>49844488
I highly doubt the dimensions or decor will be similar.

>> No.49847625

>>49844488
note ceiling height
also note: buildings no longer built with such ceiling height.
I dont mind halls so much, they are underrated, especially in period buildings. But yours is a bit oveboard, and front door basically opening onto the kitchen, is a nono.

>> No.49847672

>>49844050
>>49844203
Why are 4chan incels so mentally retarded?

>> No.49847868
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49847868

this is what i came up with when looking into modular housing. problem ends up being the cost of land vs decent location, permissions, utility installation, etc. you save upfront on design/construction but get screwed by everything else.

>> No.49847951

>>49844050
anyone who puts bedrooms next to each other like some kind of nigger shotgun shack needs to fucking be shot

>> No.49848258

kitchen/ living room really needs to be open floorplan.

nobody has servants anymore, so there's no reason to seclude the kitchen.

>> No.49848296

>>49844050
This is atrocious. I fucking toddler could design something better by just scribbling

>> No.49848388
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49848388

For me it's not about the layout, but rather the ceiling height.
>inb4 muh heating
wear some layers bitch

>> No.49850327

>>49847868
>thinks he came up with a revolutionary housing idea
>doesn't even understand how to place a doorswing stamp
Anon, you might be genuinely retarded.

>> No.49850412

>>49847868
>>49844561
>>49844050
All these design waste nearly the same space for hallways, you dont need a fucking hallway, make it an open space floor plan with seperated rooms opening into the open space (living room+kitchen)

>> No.49850437

>>49850412
>longhouse
i'll pass

>> No.49850479

>>49844050
the perfect layout for citycucks that would tolerate an apartment has already been perfected. it's called a prison. you have your own cosy en suite and a nice view of the concrete and metal landscape from your front porch.

>> No.49850520

>>49844050
This autism test doesn't have a solution.

>> No.49850757

>>49844050
Make the hallway wide enough to be the living room, turn the living room into a kitchen nook or whatever, opposite in the hallway part is dining, can do tv & study etc along the strip. That's how I planned my house, 10 years in architecture what a shit field I actually just quit my job 2 weeks ago to do something completely different. I've wasted my life but at least I got a family and a fat block of land.

>> No.49851216

>>49844203
hey you do know that architects exist and have been solving this same problem for thousands of years

>> No.49851286

>>49851216
hey do you know modern architects are genuinely retarded and evil

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49852104

>>49844050
>You hear your kids/parents/roommate fucking every night.
>You hear when someone gets the shits during the night.
>Guests have to enter someone's private room to go to the bathroom.
>So much wasted space on a fucking hallway.

2/10

>> No.49852176

>>49852104
Also this isn't the 1950s anymore. Combine the kitchen and living room into 1 large area.

>> No.49852188

>>49852104
>>Guests have to enter someone's private room to go to the bathroom.
no they don't?
>>You hear your kids/parents/roommate fucking every night.
walls exist
>So much wasted space on a fucking hallway.
already addressed the hallways is like this >>49844508
>You hear when someone gets the shits during the night.
walls exist