Insider here - it’s over

[Anonymous No.49841230]

Last month, I was one of the first employees at the office (I work at Chainlink labs). As I walked to my desk, I saw Sergey sauntering around. He seemed dazed, out of it. I walked up to him to ask if he was alright, and as I approached I could smell something foul. Once I was in front of him, I could tell what it was. His usually crisp, clean beige pants were sullied by a massive brown stain in the buttocks area, and they were also sagging down. It was clear that Sergey had an accident - there was fecal matter even on his checkered shirt, and dribbling down his pants. As he sauntered on, I could hear his shoes squishing - shit must have dribbled inside them.

I tried talking to him, but he seemed completely out of it and was just muttering nonsense under his breath. I immediately called 911 and shortly after he was hauled off in an ambulance. Later that day, we found out that he suffered from a stroke and would never be the same again.

Perhaps you were wondering why his speech at Consensus was prerecorded - well, the reason is that he’s a vegetable. He’s wheelchair bound and incontinent, and Steve, Ari, and Ben take turns changing his diaper. He still gets wheeled into the office every day so that he can keep up appearances, but people are starting to notice that something is off.

[Anonymous No.49841257]

no, I'm fine

[Anonymous No.49841563]

>>49841230
Thanks just sold 100k

[Anonymous No.49841711]

>>49841230
I think I’m not the only one on here that realizes that the Chainlink discussion on here isn’t organic at all.

A complex mix of paid shills and bots post memes and start conversation. Real anons browsing /biz/ think these convos are real and start making convos themselves. Then when things die down, the bots and paid shills start again to capture new bagholders.

[Anonymous No.49842692]

>>49841711
> massive psyops campaign on 4chan for 5 years to make Chainlink and Sergey into non-pasteurized memes

Bullish if true.