/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49840533]

>go to store
>cherries cost 7eur per kilo
>pack a lot of cherries into my plastic bag
>go to self-checkout
>select a cheap alternative
>commit petty theft
devilish

[Anonymous No.49840746]

>>49840533
you can go to jail over cherries, imagine how retarded the risk reward ratio is here

[Anonymous No.49840757]

>>49840533
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.49840856]

>>49840746
I mean you could get away with it easily. If you get caught or confronted you just say whoops I must have typed in the wrong code. Self checkout is the dumbest idea that retailers came up with. I hope that people steal as much as possible so they can finally scrap it. It’s just pure greed that stores do this

[Anonymous No.49840871]

>>49840746
In america if you're black you're allowed to take up to $900 of shit and nobody is allowed stop you because they worship niggers

[Anonymous No.49840879]

>>49840533
Based. I do this as well sometimes with bakery items when the place is about to shut.

[Anonymous No.49840902]

>>49840533
How easy is the checkout?
I’ve always taken weighed stuff through the cashier.

[Anonymous No.49841019]

>>49840902
Wdym, you just scan your items or if weighted put it down on the counter then select which item it is and wallah product added

[Anonymous No.49841052]

>>49840533
>be me
>go to supermarket
>take expensive organic bananas
>take regular bananas
>peel stickers of regular bananas and organic bananas
>put regular banana stickers on the expensive organic bananas
>pay half of the price
Problem?

[Anonymous No.49841080]

>>49840533
They are in the discount at the Albert Heijn

[Anonymous No.49841124]

>>49840746
I am not trained in the use of self-service checkouts. If I make a mistake it's not my fault. And they cant prove otherwise. You think they arrest Nana evytime she keys the wrong fruit?

[Anonymous No.49841135]

>>49841080
>Albert Heijn
these were too, but 7 eur per kg is just too much ;)

[Anonymous No.49841173]

>cut barcode from box of cheap item
>attach double sided tape with peel strip
>keep a stack in pocket
>slap it over barcode of costlier goods

If they even bother to look at the receipt they don't care enough to notice that you only have three boxes of crackers and not six

[Anonymous No.49841175]

>>49841080

je kanker moeder

[Anonymous No.49841185]

>>49840746
>whoops, I must have pressed the wrong thing
The wagie isn't going to give a shit anyway, they only get in trouble if you scan your shit and then leave without paying for it. To delete it they have to record that someone left without paying. Although even that happens all the time and they still probably won't get in trouble. But if you're finished and nothing is on the screen at the end then they definitely won't give a shit. It's impossible to watch that many people at once anyway
Source: Used to be wagie on self checkout. Never got any shit over the many walk outs we got, and who knows how many people tried to the cherry trick in the OP (don't really give a shit)

[Anonymous No.49841227]

>>49840871
in some areas it's only $700, but you're correct. and that is per person (melanin permitting), per visit to the store.

[Anonymous No.49841262]

>>49840533
At least you won't get a life sentence if you're caught. Everyone knows life ain't a bag of cherries..

[Anonymous No.49841299]

>>49840533
>people do this often
>store inventory management shows cheap alternative selling out but cherries just rotting on the shelf
>store stops ordering cherries because they never sell
>orchards stop growing cherries because stores stop ordering them
>cherries go extinct
This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.49841314]

>>49841185
based, how can i buy $40 steaks for $5 using the cherry trick?

[Anonymous No.49841333]

>>49840856
based

[Anonymous No.49841371]

>>49841314
I'd imagine they just put steak on the scale and scan it through as bananas or carrots or something else cheap. Might be a little too obvious though kek

[Anonymous No.49841399]

>>49841314
go to self checkout and ring up as bananas, the wagie there likely isn't paying attention and doesn't really get paid enough to care

[Anonymous No.49841416]

>>49840533
>Supermarket.
>Usual grocery run.
>Self checkout
>Small mistakes in scanning stuff here. Forget to scan stuff there.
>Make off with an estimated hundreds in groceries.

Also just treat the staff there well if you are a regular, a simple greeting and whatnot goes a long way.

The employees are not paid to catch petty thief and they have better things to do instead of chasing people.

[Anonymous No.49841462]

>order clothes online
>send an email saying two items are missing
>"oh sorry anon, here's a refund"
>send the remaining items and get a refund for it too
>do that for every website
>mfw I have 10k worth of free clothes

[Anonymous No.49841468]

>have quarter black friend
>always gets checked
>they cant legally detain you unless they suspect you stole something
>he never steals
>arrives with a full cart at the checkout
>"sir can we check your bags"
>meanwile old folks stealing shit like crazy
>he just walks away and leaves the wagies to clean up his cart

[Anonymous No.49841469]

>>49841299

[Anonymous No.49841475]

>>49840856
Can't do that, they have ai cameras on those things, if the product doesn't slightly match they silently call a clerk to supervise you.

[Anonymous No.49841487]

>>49841416
Oh yeah, being nice goes a long way. The asshole thieves always got caught by security

[Anonymous No.49841488]

>>49841399
>>49841371
based, daddy's gonna eat steak tonight

[Anonymous No.49841528]

>>49841475
Ya that's only the new models by Toshiba. Ai can suck my dick,
>pick organic selection of fruit
>ring up the unorganized at self check out

[Anonymous No.49841736]

>>49841475
AI cameras? Haven't seen that one before. I doubt the stores would want to shell out for that anyway, they don't even pay for enough staff to actually watch the self checkouts properly

[Anonymous No.49842291]

>>49840533
I did this with passion fruits, they have the same size and color of prunes, but they cost 15€ per Kg instead of 2€, inside a semi opaque pastic bag at self checkout they’re virtually identical.

[Anonymous No.49842348]

simply huge carrot turnover

[Anonymous No.49842386]

I might had seen the first use of this in the world. It was in Brighton UK back in the early 2000s. I also thought it could be robbed but they only used it in the most expensive grocery stores and in a town with mostly wealthy people.

I guess robbery would be common in poor areas so it won't be used there without further checks.

[Anonymous No.49842471]

>>49841080
Graag gedaan hè.
t. assistent sales manager landelijk

[Anonymous No.49842586]

>>49840533
The store already priced you in. You are stealing from you fellow man.

[Anonymous No.49842630]

>>49840533
What you have described is
>Banana Lunch Theory
Basically ensuring compensation for non contractual employment.

The term was coined by skilled trade contractors who would take advantage of self check out on lunch break. Bananas are usually the cheapest per pound item. So you load up on wings at the hot bar, and use self check out, ring hot bar item as bananas, to get a cheap hot lunch.
I outlined it in great detail on /pol/ should be easily found through archives.

[Anonymous No.49842658]

I do this with any fruit or vegetable which have different types. Literally get the most expenive apples and then when I print my ticket for fruit I select the cheapest apples. Literally never been caught and must have gotten 100s of euros in free "premium" apples, tomatoes or whatever. Maybe even reaching the 1000s. Especially the "biological" variety of a fruit is sometimes 2 to 3 times as expensive as the normal one.

It's one big scam anyway as it are the same apples just a different sticker or marketing campaign. If I ever get caught I will just say I got the wrong type.

[Anonymous No.49842677]

>>49840533
i do that too, but with avocados

[Anonymous No.49842676]

>>49842658
Plus, self-checkout SHOULD reduce costs because labour is reduced but instead they just rake in more profits. I'm not going to contribute to that.

[Anonymous No.49842682]

>>49841052
>take organic bananas
Are you metrosexual?

[Anonymous No.49842700]

You are a moron. Organic apples are required to not certain chemicals (the cheapest usually) (and there are usually more inspections) so they are legitimately more expensive to make.

On whether they are actually better for health is another question but it's a moronic thought that they cost the same to make.

[Anonymous No.49842719]

>>49842658
You are a moron. Organic apples are required to not contain certain chemical products (the cheapest usually) (and there are usually more inspections) so they are legitimately more expensive to make.

On whether they are actually better for health is another question but it's a moronic thought that they cost the same to make.

[Anonymous No.49842720]

>>49842700
>believing this goy plot
top kek
I guarantee you they come from the same farms and factories.

[Anonymous No.49842730]

>>49842700
>implying they don't just get a truckload of the exact same shitty apples and mark half of them as "organic"

[Anonymous No.49842746]

>>49842720
>>49842730
I have relatives who produce organic products moron. They are inspected, and they must follow the parameters.

Whether the parameters actually product better food is another question: but it's more expensive than just "lol just make apples in whatever way".

[Anonymous No.49842747]

I just turn off the sound on the machines so no beeping
Scan a few items
Put finger ontop of barcode on expensive items
Do the scanning motion and put in bag
The wagies there do not give a single fuck

[Anonymous No.49842811]

>>49840533
They removed the self checkout lane at my local Walmart because niggers and brownies kept stealing shit, now I can't speedrun my groceries and have to deal with dumbshit cashiers.
I hate how condescending cashiers and retail wagies are in general, I don't want to deal with you either shithead what you rolling your eyes for?

[Anonymous No.49842859]

>>49842746
Ah yes your indie farm of your relatives compares to the products in nation wide supermarkets
Stop coping and believing you are actually getting biological products.

Even if you were right, the biological products are mass processed. They go through the same factory to get the stickers, packaging and what not. They end up in the same truck. So even if they are really "biological" there is so much cross contamination of bacteries of other apples, extra pollution touching them in transport that in the end it doesn't matter much.

If you aren't eating it straight from the tree there will be a MINIMAL difference.

[Anonymous No.49842950]

Friendly reminder that everyone in this thread who is bragging about stealing is not white.

[Anonymous No.49843039]

>>49842950
>"NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL FROM THE BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY, THEY NEED MONEY FOR THEIR ADS PROMOTING FAGGOTRY AND RACEMIXING"

[Anonymous No.49843048]

>>49841052
Organic produce has the same code as its regular cou ternary, except it has a 9 in front of it. Just type the code without the 9 at the beginning

[Anonymous No.49843070]

>>49841462
Giga based

[Anonymous No.49843073]

>>49842950
you better let me vent out my frustration with society via petty thief or else...

[Anonymous No.49843116]

>>49843039
Supermarket/discount store companies in your country are promoting faggotry and race-mixing? Where the fuck do you live?

[Anonymous No.49843152]

>>49842859
Where do you think produce in super markets comes from?

[Anonymous No.49843404]

>>49842586
/biz/ is too low iq to understand that stealing is accounted into the price of products, what a surprize

[Anonymous No.49843426]

>>49843073
You will rape young female cashier at a gunpoint?

[Anonymous No.49843453]

>>49840533
What Im about to share you guys is the ultimate self-checkout lifehack

Every time you do self-checkout, you first scan all your items, you put them all in your bag, then you delete one medium cost item you can miss and you put it to the side, outside of your bag. Then you pay.

If they come and control your bag, and ask about the deleted item to the side you tell them "the bill was too high for what I can pay, so I had to remove one item, you guys can put it back right?" and they wont question it
If they dont come and control your bag, you pay, and you take the item and leave the store.

Works every time. Exceptionally failproof. You're welcome

[Anonymous No.49843579]

>>49841052
>>49840533
When black people steal it's because they're monkey niggers but when I steal it's because I am very based chad cool guy pogchamp frog!!!

[Anonymous No.49843629]

>>49840533
>get asked by security to check your ticket
>get caught

[Anonymous No.49843643]

>>49842348
made me kek hard

[Anonymous No.49843775]

>eating at all

and you brag about being frugal?

I spent the last week end eating all the insects in my apartment and in my terrace

get on my level

[Anonymous No.49843938]

Pretty sure the machines break randomly every time on purpose so the attendant has to check up on you.

If I was the supermarket I would be working hard on stopping this stuff just so the ordering system isn't getting messed up with too many carrots and not enough steaks.

AI is definitely already there, they just mustn't be well organized.

[Anonymous No.49844000]

>>49840533
>all organic produce for the non-organic price
Self-checkout-chads will we ever stop getting away with this?

[Anonymous No.49844085]

>>49840533

in a lot of shops in the uk they have a camera and screen recording you directly on the self checkout machines that is recording you at all times

i imagine we are close to a future where you get summoned to court like you would with a driving offence but instead of a speed camera you get a photo of your double chin staring down at a screen at the precise moment you selected the wrong kind of apple.

[Anonymous No.49844311]

>>49843938
>just so the ordering system isn't getting messed up with too many carrots
kekd

[Anonymous No.49844374]

One trick you can do if you're buying a pack of water bottles or milk is to scan only one bottle at the self checkout so you pay only 70 cents instead of a few euros

[Anonymous No.49844393]

>>49840746
they probably end up binning half of the cherries anyway

[Anonymous No.49844420]

>>49844374
weight is not gonna match

[Anonymous No.49844499]

Also another protip none of you virgins will understand.
Get a baby and a babystroller. Go to shopping with said stroller
Get a bag that hangs from the handle of the stroller.
Now put the items you want to steal into the bag.
If you are ballsy, get a stroller with no baby and put stuff inside, get a blanket or something to cover up the stroller.

I have stolen over 5k worth of food and entertainment during the last 6 months.
Nobody will ever check the bags on a babystroller.

[Anonymous No.49844529]

>>49844499

>get a baby

[Anonymous No.49844715]

>>49844529
>get a baby to save money

Heh

[Anonymous No.49844754]

>>49844715

It's probably the reason why anon needs to steal thousands in groceries in the first place.

[Anonymous No.49845324]

>>49841462
Holy shit this is such an high IQ play.
Truly based beyond belief

[Anonymous No.49845506]

>>49841462
Heres another I usually do:

You know how every once in a while you need a certain tool for something, but you only rarely need it so buying it is pretty much a waste of money?
Example:
Realized my PC was collecting a lot of dust so I ordered this 60 bucks automatic compressed air duster, keep the package and everything clean and completely intact. Clean out my PC fully with it, then send it back. Dont pay a dime.

Another example:
When you know a heat wave is coming up in a week or so, order some massively expensive high quality fan, use it for a week during the heat wave, send it back, dont pay a dime.

[Anonymous No.49845594]

>>49845506
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.49845859]

>>49845506
isn't there a seal on the packaging that indicates you opened it?

[Anonymous No.49845902]

>>49844715
You could get one of those creepy realistic dolls that looks like an actual baby but is many times cheaper than having a real baby

[Anonymous No.49845944]

>>49845859
Sometimes, but the online store I order from doesnt have a policy against opening things. You can simply say "I opened it and it was not what I expected".

As long as everything is there and intact they dont make an issue.

[Anonymous No.49845968]

>>49845859
he is europoor probably. you can return most items for whatever reason in 30 days here.

[Anonymous No.49846121]

>>49845968
Pretty much lmao

[Anonymous No.49846207]

>>49841080
Nederdraad /wanneer/

[Anonymous No.49846231]

>>49840533
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.49846380]

>>49840533
>bag tare
>heaviest bag option available
>cheapest vegetable, actually the organic one or a lookalike (zucchini / cucumbers)
>swipe grocery savings card

I actually got free eggs at an amazon grocery store last week. Old lady asked if I wanted her to check the eggs for cracked ones I said sure she never ended up scanning it.

[Anonymous No.49846431]

>>49841124
it's a crime regardless
do you know how the law works?

[Anonymous No.49846436]

>>49840533
Kek
Sometimes the fruit is sold at its weight so I go & place it on the scale, but I hold it up a little bit so it's only 1/5th of its actual weight
Fuck em

[Anonymous No.49846669]

>>49845859
>isn't there a seal on the packaging that indicates you opened it?
Why does that matter? I regularly open plastics packages and boxes in the store if I can't be hassled to return it if its not what I want. Kek fuck these globohomo stores

[Anonymous No.49846700]

>>49840533
imagine the humiliation of being busted though

[Anonymous No.49846708]

>>49846436
yeah but then you put it down and it weighs more than what you scanned

[Anonymous No.49846742]

>>49840879
>Based. I do this as well sometimes with bakery items when the place is about to shut.

loose ginger has a funny way of turning into loose carrots when it comes to the checkout

[Anonymous No.49847281]

>>49845506
Can you just keep doing this from the same store? Or you always change

[Anonymous No.49847327]

>>49841227
>t. and that is per person (melanin permitting), per visit to the store.
not sure on the per visit part.
I've heard of stores waiting until you steal $900+ in total (over time), but I'm not sure because I only stole a few bucks worth of stuff to see if the memes are real.

They are btw lol

[Anonymous No.49847503]

>>49847281
Cant do it too often obviously. I also use the same online store to buy things legit. So it happens like once every 5-6th purchase so they dont seem to mind for now.

[Anonymous No.49847574]

Congratulations on your cherries op. It's a shame you don't know how to use said cherries so it will mostly be fly food in the landfill. So worth it lmao.

[Anonymous No.49847656]

>>49841052
when i was broke and in college i'd go to the local super market where they had a hot bar. Would load up on $30 of food in their plastic containers and swap out the barcode for a banana sticker. Would save $29

[Anonymous No.49847907]

>>49841299
ive never in my life read something as retarded

[Anonymous No.49849257]

>>49846742
>loose ginger has a funny way of turning into loose carrots when it comes to the checkout
kek

[Anonymous No.49851757]

>heavy shopping bag, fill with items
>only scan 2/3rds of the items at the self check
>leave the rest in the bag
>pay
>put the paid for items back in the bag with the stolen stuff
>leave

Wagies do not care