Is this a worthwhile investment anons?

[Anonymous No.49831586]

[Anonymous No.49831637]

>>49831586
I recommend the replacement pussy. They cannot sword battle for shit.

[Anonymous No.49831678]

>>49831586
Only if it is model-accurate and voicelines from the Original Ciri VA

[Anonymous No.49831730]

>>49831586
>sex dolls are finally catching up to stylized video games/cg in aesthetics instead of chasing goblin "realism"
Roastoids on suicide watch. It's fucking happening bros I'm so excited. The pussy bubble is long overdue for pricking. The end of hypergamy is near.

[Anonymous No.49831820]

is she scented

[Anonymous No.49831889]

>>49831586
can she peg you?

[Anonymous No.49831915]

>>49831586
I'd want to see how the body is sculpted before doing anything, also check if her coochie is removable because non-removable ones are awful to clean.

>>49831730
>sex dolls are finally catching up to stylized video games/cg in aesthetics
This sucks for me so much since I have a 3DCG fetish and just got out of a porn addiction. I haven't even played The Witcher but I'd play with this Ciri doll for sure.

[Anonymous No.49832007]

>>49831586
Are there publically traded companies that produce sex dolls? How can I invest in this. I am longing degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.49832065]

>Never even contemplated a sex toy
>Ciri though

Shit, I kinda want this.

[Anonymous No.49832070]

>>49831586
I've been perfectly happy with my Tifa doll. She never complains.

[Anonymous No.49832217]

>>49832070
pics

[Anonymous No.49832235]

>>49832070
Based post pics of her bro.

[Anonymous No.49832337]

>>49831586
>On sale for $2500
Thats not a bad price, but youll probably spend a few hundred more for game accurate accessories like her costume or sword.
>>49831678
Idk why it unironically makes me seethe that normalfags think of "muh sexbot" as if sex dolls were shitty blow up dolls you'd see in gags up until a few years ago. Full sized silicone dolls have been a thing for a long while now. Unironically watch Lars and the Real Girl

[Anonymous No.49832390]

>>49831586
Sophitia doll wen

[Anonymous No.49832417]

>>49831586
>sex dolls of video game characters
this never crossed my mind before, but it's ingenious

[Anonymous No.49832431]

this world is over

[Anonymous No.49832440]

>>49831915
seriously you degenerate fucks...how do you play with a sex doll? whats the point? the whole reason a real life woman is great is because of her warmth, soft skin, her breathing...you dont get this out of a doll. Sure you dont get any of the bad things of dealing with a real life human, unless you're a psychopath, but what is the point with a sex doll? what a huge waste of time and money. use the money for a hooker.

[Anonymous No.49832454]

>>49831586
the state of incels when they are just fine with copping this unchanging facial expression the whole duration

[Anonymous No.49832471]

>>49832440
How about you get the fuck off of this website you goddamn normalfag

[Anonymous No.49832472]

>>49832440
This one can't talk

[Anonymous No.49832474]

>>49831730
That's an AI generated picture retard

[Anonymous No.49832503]

>>49832472
I see that as an improvement.

[Anonymous No.49832543]

>>49832440
You can't find a hooker that looks like that and has a perfect innie pussy for $2500. And even if you did you can get countless hours with the doll. It's not even comparable as an investment.

[Anonymous No.49832560]

>>49832543
>>49832472
but how do you play with it? just get a pocket pussy? have any of you actually fucked a girl?

[Anonymous No.49832562]

>>49832440
It's not a doll it's an action figure

[Anonymous No.49832576]

>>49832440
>he didnt get the warmth and breathing upgrade

looks like ur too poor for sex dolls bud maybe u should just stick to crack house hookers

[Anonymous No.49832622]

>>49832440
>real life woman is great is because of her warmth, soft skin, her breathing
They come with built in warmth, the Tpe they use is pretty life like DESU. Who the fuck actually listens to someone breathe?
You try to list good females qualities and failed.
Anyways this doesn't really effect anyone really. The men who would buy these are most likely part of the 50% of males who would never reproduce (yes 50% of all born males will never reproduce, while the other remaining men reproduce at a 2:1 + ratio) reguardless of that men who can get real women will and men who can't will simply get something good to live with . It really all works out the only people bothered by this are internal virgins seething at the fact that people fuck rubber pussy.

[Anonymous No.49832692]

>>49832440
>use the money for a hooker.
There are hookers that look like this?

[Anonymous No.49832705]

>>49832440>>49832471
>>49832471
>>49832472
>>49832560
>>49832562

[Anonymous No.49832737]

Fucking losers

[Anonymous No.49832745]

>>49831586
ngl I ordered a sex doll from alibaba that would sell for prob $2-3k USD now (paid $600 back then) and dude I destroyed that thing. I mean like the head broke off and the silicon is tore tf up. I would fuck it when I was drunk and made videos with it for lolz.

If you are gentle with them they will last a long fucking time otherwise if you're a degenerate savage forget about it that shit might have a dozen or so fun nights before it starts to fall apart.

[Anonymous No.49832760]

>>49832440
>the whole reason a real life woman is great is because of her warmth, soft skin, her breathing...
No you faggot, the only reason for a RL woman is the noises they make as they turn purple when you choke them.

[Anonymous No.49832831]

>>49832705
omg I'm definitely getting one

[Anonymous No.49832895]

>>49832440
The doll doesn't humiliate me in front of others.

[Anonymous No.49832929]

>>49832705
really nice butthole tbqh

[Anonymous No.49832939]

>>49831730
pussy bubble is unironically one of the funniest things I've heard all weekend

[Anonymous No.49832947]

>>49832622
I'm not against anyone doing this. Only intrigued by the amount of effort and money one would need to hide this thing, clean up, and dispose of it when the time comes.

>>49832692
I guess if you've spent years rewiring your brain to be attracted to that, then by all means, do it.

[Anonymous No.49832958]

man im a fucking weirdo, ive had a pretty decent sex life. I'm currently in a long term relationship but god damn i still want one of these. I'm mentally fucked.

[Anonymous No.49832968]

>>49832745
how did you dispose of the thing? how much did it weigh? how on earth did you hide it from roomates/friends and other people?

[Anonymous No.49833000]

>>49831586

Artificial pussies are the prototype stage

[Anonymous No.49833005]

just roll it up in a rug and throw it in the dumpster behind ur apartment at 3 am

[Anonymous No.49833023]

>>49833005
meant to respond to >>49832968

[Anonymous No.49833065]

>>49832947
>Only intrigued by the amount of effort and money one would need to hide this thing, clean up, and dispose of it when the time comes.

The problem solves itself really, I think from the perspective of a normie it seems to be accurate but, realistically speaking a single male has all the time, money and resources to keep a doll. Theyd most likely be friendless to be fair or have like minded people as friends

Also the doll on
>>49832692
Is objectively sexy as fuck, probably not your type of women at most. But it definitely doesn't require any hard wiring if you're an actual male

[Anonymous No.49833130]

You guys seen LaMDA? Machine learning voice synthesis? Slap that shit in a Boston Dynamics robot and you've got something that sure looks and sounds intelligent, even if it isn't. Then fit all that tech in a sex doll and you've got a trillion dollar product.

[Anonymous No.49833138]

>>49832968
Illegally dump it at a public dumpster somewhere, easy

[Anonymous No.49833164]

>>49833130
Be creative, build a sex-bot that beyond just being human... say a wolf-girl

[Anonymous No.49833167]

>>49832705
The rape makeup is really selling it lmao

[Anonymous No.49833168]

>>49831730
>The pussy bubble

[Anonymous No.49833183]

>>49833130

or a chicken-girl... just any freaky thing you want

[Anonymous No.49833207]

>>49833000
>yfw it malfunctions and initiates bear trap simulator

[Anonymous No.49833287]

>>49833164
>>49833183
tempting, but I'm never, NEVER sticking my dick into a metal robot. Same with blowjob vending machines, or portals. One malfunction away from disaster.
If anything happened to my little guy I'd kill myself.

[Anonymous No.49833288]

>>49833000
>Artificial pussies are the prototype stage
>Already more interactive than most women.

[Anonymous No.49833359]

>>49833287
The robo tongue ultra-blowjob is will be your thing

[Anonymous No.49833396]

>>49831586
>not based on the Netflix Ciri
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.49833407]

>>49833396

>Preferring Netflix Ciri

[Anonymous No.49833414]

>>49832947
>I guess if you've spent years rewiring your brain to be attracted to that, then by all means, do it.
Works for me, robots and plushies are also acceptable.
https://u.smutty.horse/mhtrzanrknf.JPG

[Anonymous No.49833439]

>>49833407
>being this much of a closet homosexual
Why don't you just fuck a tranny?

[Anonymous No.49833453]

>>49831586
Ciri is canonically flat.

[Anonymous No.49833455]

>>49833130

The parts are there ... someone just needs to put them all together

[Anonymous No.49833459]

>>49832560
Most of them come with built in fuckholes, for plushies though yea you need to have something custom made and it slips into a zipper pocket in the back.

[Anonymous No.49833515]

>>49833439

What the fuck do you think trannies look like?

Because it certainly isn't like real girls...

[Anonymous No.49833518]

>>49833455
jfc I need that so bad

[Anonymous No.49833529]

>>49831586
>>49832705
I don't like that she looks angry
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-xGUaBovw

[Anonymous No.49833574]

>>49833529
I need to listen to Lords of Acid's back catalog one of these days, thanks for reminding me about their existence.

[Anonymous No.49833645]

>>49831586
link?
asking for myself

[Anonymous No.49833661]

>>49833645

https://www.sexymalena.com/products/ciri-game-lady-doll-168cm-5ft6-e-cup-the-witcher3-cosplay-silicone-sex-doll

[Anonymous No.49833710]

>>49831586
its about time someone began tapping into the waifu market.

[Anonymous No.49833748]

>>49832440
I dont give a fuck. Im starting to see the begining signs of schizophrenia, nevermind my already doomed outlook because aspie and anti social deppressive. I dont even WANT to be with a real woman anymore. The more I think about it the more it feels like itd be having a stupid cat that shits and pisses all over your house. I dont want some vapid cunt whose been reamed out by dozens of guys before me trying to boss me around and go through all my shit and stick her nose in my business. I hate people. This would be an improvement at the very least.

[Anonymous No.49833765]

>>49832454
Being that im an aspie with a nuetral expression 90% of the time I see no issues, if anything I can just put on some headphones and play some sex audio and turn off the lights.

[Anonymous No.49833769]

>>49833748
Based accepting reality anon

[Anonymous No.49833794]

>>49832705
>no scars
not buying

[Anonymous No.49833808]

>>49831730
>The pussy bubble
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.49833959]

>>49833439
>picking ayylmao goblin over a hot princess
nonce spotted

[Anonymous No.49833974]

>>49833396
>>49833439

[Anonymous No.49833978]

>>49832454
>keeping your eyes open while kissing
have sex virgin

[Anonymous No.49833993]

>>49832454
>what's a starfish

[Anonymous No.49834114]

>>49833661

[Anonymous No.49834198]

>>49833748
>. I dont want some vapid cunt whose been reamed out by dozens of guys before me trying to boss me around

[Anonymous No.49834207]

>>49831586
there's something off about the doll's face, it looks similar to her but it falls short

[Anonymous No.49834244]

>>49834207
It has less of a manjaw. It's more femenine and pretty though the last part is subjective.

[Anonymous No.49834395]

>>49833207
>get springtrapped in a sex doll
How horrifying

[Anonymous No.49834420]

>>49831586
Holy shit they have a Tifa?! What fucking genius is behind this GOD DAMN! ROASTIES ETERNALLY BTFO!

[Anonymous No.49834424]

>>49834244


It's not like TW3 Ciri was ever not pretty though

[Anonymous No.49834762]

>>49831889
>can she peg you?
Ah! A man of culture!
I think we have to wait for that for another 10 years.

[Anonymous No.49834820]

>>49834420
they do have tifa

[Anonymous No.49834853]

>>49832705
Not a fan of the boob/nipple shape

[Anonymous No.49834898]

>>49833000
>cybernetic pussy that moves and has built in heat and lubrication
>A fucking hose clamp

[Anonymous No.49834913]

>>49831637
Under appreciated

[Anonymous No.49834917]

>>49832705
I'd fuck it

[Anonymous No.49834944]

>>49834853
Needs bigger nips
https://spankbang.com/2t9c5/video/witcher+3

[Anonymous No.49834949]

>>49832440
I'm a necrophile

[Anonymous No.49834959]

>>49832705
brehs...

[Anonymous No.49834972]

>>49832760
Any pics for me to beat off to?

[Anonymous No.49835015]

>>49831586
No, get a smaller toy and a VR headset.

[Anonymous No.49835900]

>>49833000
it's over for roasties
digits confirm

[Anonymous No.49836086]

>>49835900
witnessed

[Anonymous No.49836124]

>>49833164
The Grip of 87

[Anonymous No.49836153]

>>49835900
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.49836155]

>>49833168
>>49831730
kek

[Anonymous No.49836163]

>>49831586
I bet it looks like shit irl. All the images I've been able to find are obvious 3D renders.

[Anonymous No.49836209]

>>49831586
These things are looking a lot better than they did just a couple years back. Can't say I'm interested in a lifeless doll but huge congrats to the people making innovations in these. If robots and AI ever get to the point where we can have house robots, I'd totally get one. Video game characters make sense because it's easier to make them look on point without hitting the uncanny valley. But it'd be cool to get ones that look like celebrities. Imagine how much nicer life would be if you had Scarlett Johansson doing all your housework and screwing you whenever you want.

Although the first implementations of these robots will probably be for old people and the military.

[Anonymous No.49836289]

>>49833000
Onaholes already overstimulating dick to the point of having seizures of how good it feels like
This one feels like plain, which is likely less stimulating.

[Anonymous No.49836424]

>>49832692
Very nice

[Anonymous No.49836595]

>>49831915
>since I have a 3DCG fetish and just got out of a porn addiction
>I have a 3DCG fetish
>got out of a porn addiction
anon, I....

[Anonymous No.49836693]

Lads whats a good wankhole that isn't made for small dick chinks? They feel good but my complaint is size and that silicon is creepy cold needs to be heated for some time which also has the tendency to break it, or put it on the dick and wait for it to heat up.

[Anonymous No.49836738]

>>49833455
i just want a braaaphog gf bros

[Anonymous No.49836796]

>Tifa's feet
Uh bros...

[Anonymous No.49836847]

>>49836424
>dat bulge

[Anonymous No.49836946]

>>49835900

Digits confirm the confirmation!

[Anonymous No.49837026]

Where can I buy an onahole anonymously?
I don’t want it showing up on my CC bill

[Anonymous No.49837155]

>>49837026
Low test

[Anonymous No.49837193]

>>49837026
bro im all for privacy but who cares what you slipped your jimmy in, women have been buying dildos for 1000 years already whats the problem

[Anonymous No.49837403]

>>49832705
Where's her fucking SCARS?
Ciri without scars is not Ciri.

[Anonymous No.49837419]

>>49836796
Has science gone too far?

[Anonymous No.49837552]

waifu market is HUGE
next ones will prob be trannies
they need to make this a thing before metaverse

[Anonymous No.49837589]

>>49831586
If they accept crypto, I'll be happy to pay for it. They can list as a Utrust merchant and use the API to accept crypto currencies.
> I can't pay with my credit card cuz my wife will find out

[Anonymous No.49837769]

Do they have a SHODAN?

[Anonymous No.49837958]

>>49833455
That's pretty great srs hot water in that ass + my imagination =pretty pretty good

[Anonymous No.49839374]

>>49835900
Its over sisters...

[Anonymous No.49839472]

>>49831586
Maybe if it was Trish.

[Anonymous No.49839975]

>>49832895
It humiliates you in your own eyes, which is far worse.

[Anonymous No.49840966]

>>49832705
>europoid with brown pussy/ass

[Anonymous No.49841441]

>>49836209
Cant wait for ScarJo sexbot hauling vulcan cannon for ground troop support.

[Anonymous No.49841490]

>>49832440
No point in talking sense to people who are interested only in sex robot AI dolls. They're long gone, probably since they were teenagers. Most had one bad experience or rejection with a woman in their life and they couldn't power through it.

[Anonymous No.49841619]

>>49833164
>>49833183
>tfw these could already exist but researchers will instead choose to waste another few decades fighting uncanny valley
I feel like a child chained to a radiator across the street from a candy store.