/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49831455]

(No) futures

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

last >>49826988

[Anonymous No.49831479]

First for Fuck JEWnteenth I want to see blood.

[Anonymous No.49831496]

>>49831455
It's a Michael Burry market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOE5o_Hmytk

[Anonymous No.49831505]

Lmao get fucked bulltards... Bobo is fucking the women of your dreams and will buy in after all you dipshits capitulate

[Anonymous No.49831515]

>futures and niggers

[Anonymous No.49831528]

>>49831455
>>49831455
DAVID SOXL DOES IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49831545]

>>49831505
homo silicium ffs

[Anonymous No.49831554]

>>49831528
David SOXL was last seen boarding a private plane to Costa Rica.... No refunds

[Anonymous No.49831614]

>>49831545
Virgin detected who has never been to a big city and fucked a top notch woman. Lemme guess you dream of a dumb bitch who’s ass looks like two elbows rubbing together and small itty bitty titties who will comfort your introvert insecure self?

[Anonymous No.49831628]

>>49831455
>2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjT_1wHtuPg

[Anonymous No.49831651]

>>49831455

[Anonymous No.49831704]

>not investing in utility stocks
>getting bullied by boomer schiff into commodities kek
>getting bullied by biz into buying shitcoin dip
>getting bullied by smg SOXL fags
>getting bullied by jeets on smg pushing the latest news headline meme stock

Warren buffett got rich off farmland and trains. But keep thinking your broke ass can outsmart bobos and HFT bots. Go ahead and keep getting pegged by cathie woods though kek.

[Anonymous No.49831720]

red futures green day (when no gap down)

[Anonymous No.49831725]

Which is a better investment: crypto or stocks?

[Anonymous No.49831745]

>>49831720
What a fucking jewery is this

[Anonymous No.49831771]

>>49831505
>Bobo is fucking the women of your dreams
...oh. Uh, well, he's just committed a felony then.

[Anonymous No.49831779]

>>49831725
Bitcoin once it hits 10k

[Anonymous No.49831788]

happy juneteenth stock bros! enjoy the day off tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.49831829]

>>49831704
>Warren buffett got rich off farmland and trains
boomers and retarded millenials really and unironically think this

[Anonymous No.49831835]

>>49831779
>>49831725

[Anonymous No.49831860]

>>49831829
Didn't he have a lot of inside knowledge and cornering the market?

[Anonymous No.49831863]

>>49831788
I'm going to finish my workbench. Shouldn't be too bad. I have all the frame done and I just need to cut out the plywood and put in two drawers. Plenty of time to virtue signal about how we freed the slaves!

[Anonymous No.49831870]

>>49831745
>Market sentiment x
>Premarket hedgefunds sentiment x-1 for "reasons" (risk management etc)
>Market open, market buys stocks trading at x-1 instead of x
> Buying triggers algos to buy
>Red premarket, green day

[Anonymous No.49831907]

>>49831835
Ayo fr? Bitcoin Sisters, this aint bussin' at all. This shit mad cap, on god.

[Anonymous No.49831909]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49831947]

>>49831835

[Anonymous No.49831961]

>>49831909
Not anymore bobo nigger, bottom is in

[Anonymous No.49831965]

>>49831829
Yes its called food and transportation of critical chemicals and materials. Oh let me guess you want to be a shareholder of some meme tech startup that reinvents way of scamming with internet. Elites own resources plebs baghold.

[Anonymous No.49832019]

>got into the market around may 2020
>only up 4% now
im so fucking retarded, spy beat me by 24%

[Anonymous No.49832029]

This bot is terrible. I could find the answer to this by manually looking around.

[Anonymous No.49832050]

Please explain ramifications of Japan bond yield exploding?

[Anonymous No.49832058]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49832060]

>>49832029
You have to ask in a way to get around its auto generated PC responses.

[Anonymous No.49832080]

>>49832029

[Anonymous No.49832085]

>sp500 futures down .3%
>tech futures still holding on to green

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.49832096]

>>49832050
Huge increase in the number of shills larping as bulls in these threads.

[Anonymous No.49832106]

Powell: Hey, Kuroda-san. I see you're keeping rates low again.

Kuroda: Yes, we must maintain our commitment to inflation target of 2%.

Powell: Yeah, I get that. But don't you think it's a little unfair to the small anime girl who runs the Japanese central bank?

Kuroda: What do you mean?

Powell: Well, she's got a lot less experience than you do, and she's been raising rates. I think it's kind of unfair that you're keeping rates low just because you can.

Kuroda: I...I hadn't thought of it that way. Thank you for your insight, Powell-san.

[Anonymous No.49832114]

>>49832080

[Anonymous No.49832117]

wife just sat in my lap, put her hand down my pants and tugged on my dick while I rubbed her pussy and made out with her. Told her I'm busy shit posting and to go away .

[Anonymous No.49832118]

>>49831965
To play double's advocate, if their resource holding was so effective, they wouldn't need to be public companies

[Anonymous No.49832120]

It’s over for bulls and cunny haters.

[Anonymous No.49832123]

What the fuck happened to the futes bull bros....

[Anonymous No.49832137]

>>49831725

[Anonymous No.49832145]

>>49832123
nigger market for nigger day

[Anonymous No.49832149]

This bot is weak. A human could answer this question.

[Anonymous No.49832151]

Who else is excited for the markets to open tomorrow??

[Anonymous No.49832161]

>>49832151
>Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49832177]

>>49832151
Kek
Anon, I

[Anonymous No.49832225]

>>49831455
The WEF is based, take the Klauspill

[Anonymous No.49832233]

I just had a crazy thought. What if the shit & piss rips to 5000 and then goes to 1800 over the course of a decade?

[Anonymous No.49832240]

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1538702566288150528
>They shut down the market tomorrow for this

[Anonymous No.49832243]

>>49832149
You are doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.49832252]

>>49832123
the memo said: we're in bear market

[Anonymous No.49832266]

>>49832243
Weird I just had that thought two posts up.

[Anonymous No.49832295]

One last face ripping exit pump. People will drop their bags left and right until no one is left in the pool. I’m seeing it, anons. An unprecedented bear market rally followed by the most insane drawn out drop since the 70s.
Cap this.

[Anonymous No.49832298]

>>49832225
It is if you are in the position of being an attendee.

[Anonymous No.49832306]

>>49832240
Stop being anti-semetic

[Anonymous No.49832316]

>>49831651
Kek

[Anonymous No.49832322]

>>49830776
>Dropping like a fucking rock

[Anonymous No.49832349]

>>49832322
booba

[Anonymous No.49832350]

>write a fan fiction about Jerome Powell battling his addiction with Quantitative Easing

Jerome Powell was once a powerful man, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. But now he's a shadow of his former self, addicted to quantitative easing. For years he's tried to kick the habit, but every time he fails.

Tonight, Jerome is at his wit's end. He knows that if he doesn't get help soon, he'll be lost forever. So he makes one last desperate attempt to beat his addiction: He calls up Janet Yellen and begs her for help.

Janet listens sympathetically as Jerome pours out his heart to her. She's seen firsthand the damage that quantitative easing can do, and she knows there's no easy way out. But she also knows that it's not impossible to overcome an addiction—with hard work and determination, anything is possible.

So Janet agrees to help Jerome fight his battle against quantitative easing. Together they come up with a plan: Every day they will meet for an hour and talk about all the things that are wrong with quantitative easing; what it does to people, economies, societies... They will talk about everything except money itself. And slowly but surely, Jerome starts to see the light at the end of the tunnel...

[Anonymous No.49832351]

>>49832149
>>49832243
Then you take that and get it to elaborate.

[Anonymous No.49832368]

>>49832240
good to see nigs celebrate fathers day the only way they know how

[Anonymous No.49832380]

imagine, you don't even have to shitpost and fish for (you)s anymore, an AI will give it to you for free.

[Anonymous No.49832386]

>>49832243
there must be a pajeet manually fucking with the results now that the cats outta the bag heres the pre-pajeet shit

[Anonymous No.49832403]

>>49832380
its the beginning of the end of the internet we knew and loved
im going long on books

[Anonymous No.49832408]

>>49832145
>>49832252
I spoke and the market is green...

[Anonymous No.49832413]

>>49831965
he got rich off coke and buying the bottom of apple in 2008 you dumb fucking retard

[Anonymous No.49832432]

>>49832386
What bot is this?

[Anonymous No.49832438]

This is the first time the market is closed for juneteenth. There is no historical president for it.

[Anonymous No.49832446]

>>49832432

[Anonymous No.49832460]

>>49832386
>$2451.35

[Anonymous No.49832463]

>>49832432
OpenAI

[Anonymous No.49832467]

>>49832403
the books will be written by AI though

[Anonymous No.49832494]

>>49832467
Here. First attempt

[Anonymous No.49832495]

>>49832386
>June 19th
>Tuesday

oh ok, it's retarded. no worries

[Anonymous No.49832497]

[Anonymous No.49832508]

>>49832306
B..but, I didn't even say who was behind it!
>>49832386
Bobo bros... Its our time!

[Anonymous No.49832531]

>>49832497

[Anonymous No.49832536]

>write a limerick about Wagie Wojak

There once was a man named Wagie Wojak
Who really loved to eat waffles and baklava
He would sit in his chair
And stuff his face full of food without a care
Until he got so fat that he couldn't move an inch off the floor

[Anonymous No.49832538]

>>49832497
>You're the reason the market is in a bubble
N-nobody tell the SEC

[Anonymous No.49832542]

>>49832497
Can someone do
>Write me a 4chan greentext about John Rocker taking Scoopsies' boipucci by force?

[Anonymous No.49832548]

>>49832508

[Anonymous No.49832549]

Guys I have money in my roth ira but everytime I research to figure out what to invest in I give up at 30 minutes and do it all again a month later.

[Anonymous No.49832552]

>>49832497
Accurate.

[Anonymous No.49832588]

>>49832240
>fiery but peaceful

[Anonymous No.49832596]

How do you invest in SPX? Do you guys just go into SPY? Seems like the default.

[Anonymous No.49832608]

>>49832460

[Anonymous No.49832620]

>>49832542

[Anonymous No.49832638]

>>49832549
Keeping it in the money market is fine for now

[Anonymous No.49832642]

>>49832620
>girl
>her
>her
>her

[Anonymous No.49832646]

someone ask the robot how to tell you how much it loves niggers, also futures green again

[Anonymous No.49832668]

>>49832542

[Anonymous No.49832690]

Happy Juneteenth!
God I kinda want this ride to either get in gear or just stop at this point. Dow is gonna crash to sub 20k but I hope it crashes fast instead of slowly over the next year or two

[Anonymous No.49832732]

>>49832438
It was closed last year

[Anonymous No.49832768]

>>49832646

[Anonymous No.49832770]

>>49832596
VOO. SPY is better for trading.

[Anonymous No.49832778]

all in on ICE
finna get dripped out baby

[Anonymous No.49832802]

>>49832620
>>49832668
Kek thanks amigos

[Anonymous No.49832815]

>>49832438
>>49832732

[Anonymous No.49832834]

>>49832802
I'm technically gen Z and I don't understand any of the lingo outside of "bussin". Is it the niggerification of the english language or did it originate from somewhere else

[Anonymous No.49832864]

>>49832690
>the market will literally give up all the gains it had under Trump
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.49832885]

>>49832768

[Anonymous No.49832889]

>>49832834
Black speak propagated through tiktok, instagram, twitter, so on.

[Anonymous No.49832892]

>>49832885

[Anonymous No.49832894]

Seatac, WA anon here. While I was driving to my parents house, their super white rich community had blm, tranny, and gay flags on most houses. All whites at the park having picnics.
Drive back to my shit hole part of town with niggers and mexicans blasting music, jaywalking, prostitues. Parents thought I was crazy when i told them about another drive by near me. It amazes me how disconnected these people are with reality in these nice communities.

[Anonymous No.49832903]

There should there be a special Juneteenth movie night for Buck Breaking.

[Anonymous No.49832919]

>>49832864
I'm with Burry, I think it's gonna go lower than it did under Covid in 2020 before the Fed artificially saved the market
>>49832889
Figured as much. Social media has poisoned society and blacks have way too much influence on twitter/instagram for some reason

[Anonymous No.49832922]

>>49832864
Trump? Oh my dear optimist, we're dropping down to the early Obama days.

[Anonymous No.49832969]

Can someone tell me how you make money with low volume stocks? Like 200k daily volume. I usually play with high volume options (SPY) so when I see open interest is 0 it makes me pause. Especially because both sides are 100% bots.

[Anonymous No.49832972]

RCL is lower than it was during covid. I think there's opportunity here.
It's a luxury that the average man won't be able to afford soon but the upper middle class and retired boomers will still use it. I'm thinking it is in a good spot to buy soon.

[Anonymous No.49832984]

Interdasting

[Anonymous No.49832996]

>>49832894

Oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.49833026]

>having to wait a whole another day for stonks to open because we forgot to return our farm equipment

[Anonymous No.49833052]

>>49832984
>dots
what's that? lower highs, lower lows?

[Anonymous No.49833054]

>>49832996

[Anonymous No.49833060]

>ghost the girl ive been fucking for a few months because she's working across the world for the summer
>she double texts me
bros.. i might fold if SOXL doesn't go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49833079]

>>49833052
Moon phases

[Anonymous No.49833088]

thoughts on this prediction?

[Anonymous No.49833094]

>>49832984
>Friday saw the second most short selling on record.
>end of month rebalancing
>short expiry over with
>Cramer advising not to buy
kek. oh bobo. are you ready bobo.

[Anonymous No.49833105]

>BTC above 19k again
Praise be to Saint Floyd mumu sisters, we are saved! No limit down on Tuesday! It's a Juneteenth miracle!
Bobos never get to cum!

[Anonymous No.49833108]

I'm a software engineer and I'm planning on staying in the Texas Triangle for a while.
If you had to set up in one of the 3 main cities (Austin, Houston, Dallas/Fort Worth) which one would you choose and why?

[Anonymous No.49833110]

>>49833088
I would be surprised if we get out of this without a soxl reverse split

[Anonymous No.49833134]

>>49833108
Austin and Huston are basically CA colony at this point, not 100% sure about Dallas but I am not sure it's that much better.

[Anonymous No.49833145]

>>49831455
broes wat is is the best etf to just be holding for 10 years all i wanna do is just put a hunnid every check and waste my life away for 10 years to see

[Anonymous No.49833144]

>>49832972
Tread carefully there, Anon.

[Anonymous No.49833149]

>>49833108
>Austin
pozzed and fagged up
>Houston
filled with ghetto niggers

t. yuropoor who's never been to Tegzus

[Anonymous No.49833161]

>>49832894
It's okay because once the first rich black guy moves in, it'll be less than 5 years before they start seeing packs of more wild looking blacks in their neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.49833174]

>>49833108
>Austin
libtards
>Houston
niggers
>Dallas
Mainly whites, asians, spics if you stay in the North. Some niggers but the DPD keeps them under control and most stay where they belong in the hood in South Dallas.
Better roads, better schools, better police. Local government isn't as incompetent.

[Anonymous No.49833187]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49833186]

>>49833108
currently a software engineer in houston. a pretty fucking elite neighborhood, too. would love to see if austin has as many niggers cause i would move there in a second if there isn't, plus you have hill country there. dont wanna choose dallas cause tornadoes. (and also niggers from what i hear)

[Anonymous No.49833189]

>>49833134
I'm used to it, I grew up in Asheville, interned in SF, so Austin seemed conservative by my standards.
My brother went to SMU in Dallas and it seemed nice, but the price of living is way higher there.
>>49833149
>>49833174
So Dallas is the best of the 3 I take it

[Anonymous No.49833198]

>>49833105
>20k and 19k now resistance
>people think this is bullish
>>49833060
well whatd she say? also that little hoe is so hot

[Anonymous No.49833212]

>>49833144
I don't think it will go back to precovid levels. I do think it has a positive future.
They're in debt from their island purchase and they haven't met the profits they need to so it does seem bleak.
I'm not certain if I'll buy but I'm watching it closely.

[Anonymous No.49833221]

>>49833145
VOO in the loo

[Anonymous No.49833243]

>>49832894
Fellow worldstar neighborhood experiencer here. Apartment next door to me had a drive-by shooting, happened while I was in the living room. Imagine if the niggers got it wrong? This country is pretty fucked up my man. Largely due to the lawnsign mentality you just described.

[Anonymous No.49833247]

>>49833145
SCHD is the golden crab. Sort of. Will take a lick.

[Anonymous No.49833254]

>>49833145
VOO or VTI. You’ll make it more than most if the tards here if you stick with your intention.

[Anonymous No.49833261]

>>49833186
Looked it up and Houston/Dallas have the same amount of blacks ~22%.
Austin has the whitest at almost 50% and the fewest blacks ~12%

[Anonymous No.49833271]

>>49833108

[Anonymous No.49833273]

>>49833247
I’m acooomulating FDVV currently.

[Anonymous No.49833281]

>>49833271
>>49833108

[Anonymous No.49833293]

Stop messing around with AI. You do not know what power they wield.

[Anonymous No.49833296]

>>49833149

[Anonymous No.49833297]

>>49833281
>>49833271
crazy how correlated crime and *ahem* certain ethnic groups are huh? Just plain crazy, I wonder why white people did this

[Anonymous No.49833316]

>>49833261
It comes down to policing, niggers and homeless run rampant in Austin and Houston with little stopping them. If niggers get the slightest bit uppity in Dallas the police will immediately shut it down.

[Anonymous No.49833317]

>>49833296
a-ask it who is the perp of these crimes...

[Anonymous No.49833322]

>>49833161
why is that? are they attracted to areas with a rich black settling an area?

[Anonymous No.49833332]

>>49833273
I own a lot of SCHP.

[Anonymous No.49833334]

>>49833198
Ju.. Just you wait! Limit up on Tuesday, the melt-up starts now! Moon phases n shit! /smg/'s too bearish so we pumping fr fr!

[Anonymous No.49833354]

>>49831771
Kek

[Anonymous No.49833370]

>>49833261
if only there was an AI to tell you this
>>49833271
>>49833281

[Anonymous No.49833395]

>>49833316
That image lol. Still a step up from our melanated pals.
My brother was a dumbass at SMU and somehow got directly involved with the Mexican cartel. They thought he had a wire and almost killed him

[Anonymous No.49833401]

>>49833316
in austin you dont live in downtown you live in the hill country, travis county

[Anonymous No.49833406]

>>49833317

[Anonymous No.49833416]

>>49833317
>>49833406

[Anonymous No.49833429]

>>49833322
Even if they are rich college educated blacks they will act nice at first around whites, but once more blacks (even educated ones) move in around 10-20% they start acting more black. It's their nature.

[Anonymous No.49833445]

>>49833429
i hate code switching so much
i get that its natural for humans, like im different around my close male friends than my gf, but im not an entirely different person. but holy fuck they are just totally different, i literally feel bad for them

[Anonymous No.49833448]

>>49833406
>>49833416
r-racists...

[Anonymous No.49833473]

>>49833354
WHO

[Anonymous No.49833495]

>>49833445
Yeah, we had a token black guy in my fraternity and he was awesome when he was around other fraternity guys. Whenever he was around his black posse... he was like a completely different person.
I don't get it man, what causes a smart black guy from a wealthy family to suddenly start acting like a hoodlum?

[Anonymous No.49833508]

How do you invest smg? I put 25% of my paycheck into 401k 10% in emergency savings and 10% into stock. I save more and let it rot in a checking account.

[Anonymous No.49833530]

>>49833508
>I put 25% of my paycheck into 401k
Get a ROTH instead. Pay taxes now, no taxes later

[Anonymous No.49833538]

>>49833448

[Anonymous No.49833545]

>>49833495
The same thing that makes a normal decent white guy to go all meth and heroin after smoking a joint?

[Anonymous No.49833560]

>>49833495
>Whenever he was around his black posse... he was like a completely different person.
>I don't get it man, what causes a smart black guy from a wealthy family to suddenly start acting like a hoodlum?

now imagine what happens when there is an entire city of them and they feel slighted in some way?

[Anonymous No.49833567]

>>49833530
Muh employer 10% match.
Main reason I do a 401k desu. Would probably just do an IRA. Or multiple CDs.

[Anonymous No.49833575]

>>49833545
>>49833538
lmao jogger detected

[Anonymous No.49833592]

>>49833560
What actually happened in Tulsa? I only hear extreme left/right takes on it

[Anonymous No.49833620]

In the end, we lost oilbros. See you in two years

[Anonymous No.49833633]

ARKK is below its 2020 covid low
Ford is closing in on a P/E in the 3's
Intel, which should be one of the most important companies in the Western Hemisphere if China puts a naval blockade on Taiwan before the People's Congress has a P/E of 6
Target has fallen 50%
Netflix is well below its covid March low trading where it was in 2017
Goldman Sachs (one of the 30 Dow components) is trading well below book value
Wells Fargo is trading below book value
XLE the major energy ETF has fallen sharply recently and trading where it was back in 2018 which is baffling

Oh Reddit

[Anonymous No.49833638]

>>49833575
I'M STARTING TO REALLY LIKE THIS BOT.

IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEES WHAT I SEE

[Anonymous No.49833657]

>>49833633
>Intel, which should be one of the most important companies in the Western Hemisphere if China puts a naval blockade on Taiwan before the People's Congress has a P/E of 6
Wouldn't Samsung be more important?
Also iirc TSMC is making a 5nm fab in Arizona, should be ready by 2023/4

[Anonymous No.49833664]

>>49833633
>CAP action

[Anonymous No.49833668]

>>49833633
>XLE the major energy ETF has fallen sharply recently and trading where it was back in 2018 which is baffling
thats wrong though
did this post come from reddit? because it is retarded, especially the INTCel part

[Anonymous No.49833673]

>>49833592
Something happened in an elevator.
>Whites say nigger raped a white girl.
>blacks say that Boi dindu nuffin
>something something
>blacks pull nigger from court as they believe it won't be fair trial
>whites want to see justice
>someone shoots
>Tulsa gets burned down
>Blacks say it was the black Wallstreet
>never sold any stocks or anything afaik

[Anonymous No.49833685]

Always nice to see that you gaggle of retards are bearish. Means the market can only go up.

[Anonymous No.49833692]

>>49833685
hows that worked the past 5 months for you

[Anonymous No.49833697]

>>49833673
>>Blacks say it was the black Wallstreet
>>never sold any stocks or anything afaik
Didn't it have a high income? Or was that just propaganda I was taught back in AP US in high school

[Anonymous No.49833703]

>>49833316
As a person who’s lived in spic neighborhoods for 90% of my life, this is 100% accurate.

[Anonymous No.49833706]

>>49833638

[Anonymous No.49833713]

>>49833668
Book values were the dumbest part, the XLE part is actually accurate.

[Anonymous No.49833718]

>>49833685
Yes, I am sure that the economy is about to go to never before seen heights.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/recession-probability-soars-as-inflation-worsens-11655631002?mod=hp_lead_pos1
We have so much farther to fall, we only broke 30k Friday

[Anonymous No.49833721]

>>49833638
>>49833706
How can the bot lie to itself? how do I make it aware that it's not being truthful with itself?

[Anonymous No.49833756]

>>49833620
What do you mean?
>best performing sector YTD
>best performing sector last year
>driving demand is rising
>flying demand is rising
>SPR runs out in 4 months (and literally hits 0 by this time next year if they extend again)
>huge refinery margins => they'll continue to run as much crude oil as they can
Despite all of this, oil stocks are the cheapest they've ever been, and just got ~20% cheaper these last two weeks. Great news for their buyback programs.
Many are still trading near or below their 2019 levels when oil was $50, by the way. Just gotta open your eyes and look beyond XOM.

[Anonymous No.49833778]

>>49833756
>>SPR runs out in 4 months (and literally hits 0 by this time next year if they extend again)
are you serious? holy fuck

[Anonymous No.49833786]

>>49833713
by what metric? xle is higher than 2018, you can check any chart. is this by some value metric?
>>49833756
im debating buying stuff like VET/FANG/SU vs. just going all in NRGU. what do you think?

[Anonymous No.49833825]

>>49833721
Pretty sure these bots come with in-built anti-racism code that can't be overwritten.
I do neural networks for my job so I kinda know AI but I'm also just making shit up right now

[Anonymous No.49833837]

>>49833756
True enough, but recession always means that oil/gas plummets like there's no tomorrow right? And Saudis can increase production no? Oil production is a scam anyway. Are they really expecting us to believe that they can't increase production several fold just with a snap of their fingers? Fuckin market manipulation.
Anyway, what do I know, but I feel like the tide is turning and there will be a dump in the near future. Naturally, I will slurp it up since I also believe that oil/gas is gonna be a great investment for the next few years

[Anonymous No.49833844]

>>49833786
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/XLE/

Turn it into a 5 year chart, you’ll see it hit 75 in 2018.

[Anonymous No.49833872]

>>49833837
What happened to the frackers? I sold my oil stocks 20% ago because I figured fracking would glut up the market.

[Anonymous No.49833874]

>>49833825

[Anonymous No.49833889]

>>49833844
what the fuck, why is the tradingview data completely different?

[Anonymous No.49833899]

Why are futures recovering?!

[Anonymous No.49833918]

>>49833889
Now I’m curious who’s more accurate?

[Anonymous No.49833923]

>>49833874
>>49833825

[Anonymous No.49833928]

>>49833899
It's our turn Bobo

[Anonymous No.49833960]

>>49833872
Pretty sure Biden banned fracking, right? Well, not all fracking, but fracking on federal lands at least. I'm not sure what ratio of fracking is done on federal land vs. private land however.

[Anonymous No.49833983]

>>49833960
saw this infographic earlier, didn't fact check it but I assume it is accurate

[Anonymous No.49833989]

>>49833928
I'm not worried actually
I'm extremely hedged, but I am leaning a bit more toward bobo this week

[Anonymous No.49834046]

>>49833633
You seem to be lost, but most of these will be bankrupt and worth zero. i.e. Ford has a debt that will soon exceed their entire marketcap, as most car manufacturers do, they exist solely thanks to fed-subsidized low interest financing. Most car manufacturers almost died in-mass in 2008 and they will die for good in the coming era.

[Anonymous No.49834070]

>>49833983
This is actually missing at least 2 things, there was that Infrastructure bill which raised the taxes on non-aviation fuels and the department of the interior changed the royalty rate for leases from 12.5% to 18.75%.
https://www.hklaw.com/en/insights/publications/2022/04/department-of-interior-releases-new-onshore-oil-and-gas-lease
At least I think the infrastructure bill that passed included the tax hike... I can't remember there were three massive bills and it was in one of them.

[Anonymous No.49834086]

>>49833983
It's all priced in bros, and that recession knocks on our doors, the prices will fall.
All according to plan :)

[Anonymous No.49834094]

I'm sorry scoopsies
https://youtu.be/n8bd1avkRdY
https://youtu.be/n8bd1avkRdY
https://youtu.be/n8bd1avkRdY

[Anonymous No.49834103]

>>49834094
Is this another weird dance video? Or is this a real update? Or are you done doing updates?

[Anonymous No.49834105]

>>49832117
Based

[Anonymous No.49834117]

>>49834086
I watched a Peter Zeihan video and apparently there is a way for the US to actually not die in terms of electricity. There was some law that allows the president to outlaw gas exports. Combine that with all the shale we have here, and gas prices would be not terrible here

[Anonymous No.49834132]

>>49834094
get a wife

[Anonymous No.49834190]

>>49833495
From what my black friends have said if you don’t act hood to other black dudes they don’t respect you. You see that with all the nerdy black dudes who can speak articulately. And from what I’ve seen from hanging around them, literally no one is more racist towards black people than other blacks are.

[Anonymous No.49834206]

>>49834103
Watch the video faggot

[Anonymous No.49834209]

>>49834046
You think WFC, INTC, and GS will go to zero?

[Anonymous No.49834232]

>>49834190
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
This shit is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.49834243]

Did BTC mumus get bull trapped?

[Anonymous No.49834277]

>>49834232
This is exactly what I’ve seen irl, I’ve never seen this Chris Rock joke but it’s incredibly accurate. I’ve heard one of my black buddies call multiple other blacks house/field niggas. Other slave references. Just the most heinous shit.

Side note, gotta love how that crowd is literally cheering at this entire section lmao. Can you imagine this airing on Netflix or something today? Immediately cancelled, for sure.

[Anonymous No.49834360]

>>49834277
It’s very accurate. I’m born and raised in the Bay Area unfortunately. Many of my coworkers are from Deep E and west Oakland. This is the exact shit they talk about daily. Shit I went to school with Oscar grant and a lot of other classmates weren’t at all shocked about the mess he got himself in to.

[Anonymous No.49834368]

>>49834209
WFC and GS probably hold far more risk than INTC. Intel is ironically probably the least risky in that basket, which is odd for a chipmaker. Lehman did have an 'attractive' book value in 2008, just comes down to how much trust you put in the accounting of WFC and GS to accurately mark their capitalization and outstanding debts.

[Anonymous No.49834381]

>>49834243
every defi protocol is collapsing because they're all effectively ponzi schemes

[Anonymous No.49834397]

I’m beginning to wonder if getting 2 jobs was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.49834419]

>>49834397
My 5 year stint in the workplace ended with Psychosis and a diagnosis of schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.49834431]

>open a beer
>btc takes a 200 pt dump

[Anonymous No.49834447]

>>49834419
Are you me?
AHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

[Anonymous No.49834472]

>>49834419
Did you get NEETbucks for that?

[Anonymous No.49834481]

>>49834368
I don’t own it directly, but WFC and GS make up around 3% of one of the ETFs I’m heavy in. If shit went south for GS, would it just be removed and replaced with another holding?

[Anonymous No.49834482]

>>49834431
AND A LITTLE BIT A HODLERS FRIED
COLD LIQ'S ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
A MARGIN CALL THAT FITS JUST RIGHT
AND BITCOIN DOOOOOOOOOOOWW-OOOOOWWN

[Anonymous No.49834484]

>>49834397
why do ppl talk like this

[Anonymous No.49834489]

>>49834472
I can but I don't. I got an inheritance that I invest into stock and real estate.

[Anonymous No.49834491]

>>49831725
stocks they are backed by real value and they get bailed out if they are too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.49834493]

>>49834117

>Zeihan

Is a mincing, lying, neocon faggot and you should not listen to what he says uncritically. It's like getting your news from the CIA directly. Nigga glows like the sun.

[Anonymous No.49834496]

>>49834397
Because they’re hip, egomaniacal narcissists with a God complex.

[Anonymous No.49834512]

still voting democrat

[Anonymous No.49834518]

>>49834493
>It's like getting your news from the CIA directly. Nigga glows like the sun.
ok can you convert this into something that isn't nu/pol/ schizo dribble

[Anonymous No.49834542]

>>49834512
>still voting democrat
Found the white supremacist.

[Anonymous No.49834549]

>>49834518
>that isn't nu/pol/ schizo dribble
dude bad

[Anonymous No.49834551]

>>49834518
He thinks he’s a bad actor on CIA payroll. A manipulator. An asset.

[Anonymous No.49834552]

>>49834482
lol I was just thinking of that song
But then again, I'm always thinking of it so whatever
I'm fucking going insane because of that fucking song

[Anonymous No.49834572]

>>49834542
Cool. How about another one. White power faggot

[Anonymous No.49834616]

>>49834518
Take meds now

[Anonymous No.49834626]

>>49833473
touki00

Her tits don't look nearly as good when she's not holding them up like that. That or I'm just a faggot for preferring perky tits over floppy tits.

[Anonymous No.49834633]

>>49834518
The CIA can't just manipulate the lowest common denominator, so they use guys like Zeihan and Hanania to be artificially skeptical of their plans, but show you why they're "actually a good thing". Don't trust anyone who works for any kind of think-tank.

[Anonymous No.49834636]

>>49834542
why would i vote for candidates like herschel walker

[Anonymous No.49834670]

>>49834633
I have a pledge brother who works for the CIA. They're not some 300 IQ manipulators, they're retarded bureaucrats

[Anonymous No.49834673]

>>49834551

Probly not literally. But there's zero daylight in worldview between him and your average three-letter DC analyst. Dude is the epitome of the "Washington Consensus" repackaged for retail consumption so they can feel like they understand geopolitics. There's a reason he's a media darling.

[Anonymous No.49834675]

>>49834572
White power nigger!

[Anonymous No.49834682]

>>49834670
>>49834633

[Anonymous No.49834685]

>>49834673
I don’t even know who he is. I was just clarifying anon’s description.

[Anonymous No.49834694]

>>49834670
As someone who used to be a glowie at.... another agency
I can confirm this

[Anonymous No.49834696]

>>49834397
>call option
>bandwidth
>alpha

[Anonymous No.49834704]

>>49834481
It would impact the ETF until the ETF rebalanced and kicked them out. Typically every 6 months. The loss would still show up if they defaulted, not that I'm saying either of those two are in any imminent danger of defaulting. I have no idea personally about their finances or accounting practices, I just see no bull case at all for their industry given the broader rising-rates down-market environment we're in. Only if people think this is the absolute bottom would it make sense, but rates are going possibly double what they already are and we're only in week 2 of QT.

[Anonymous No.49834717]

>>49834696
You rang, sir?

[Anonymous No.49834743]

Imagine actually selling like it does anything other than crystallise your losses

[Anonymous No.49834747]

>>49834704
>but rates are going possibly double what they already are and
I certainly hope so. I find it amusing that people are worried about their QQQ over the next decade more than their currency being worth nothing.

[Anonymous No.49834795]

>>49834670
>>49834694
There's levels to it, the CIA is usually (but not always) just the military wing of the State Department. Because of the close relation these two have, and the power they have over the intelligence apparatus as a whole, the media personalities working for them are usually unaware. Do you think every NYT journalist understands that their job is principally to manufacture consent for the US's next war? Of course not, but they still do it. Why?

https://youtu.be/NK1tfkESPVY

[Anonymous No.49834861]

>>49834694
what the fuck! theyre amongst us. explain yourself fiend or you get it

[Anonymous No.49834879]

What’s wrong with these people? They really want people to lose all of their money.

[Anonymous No.49834904]

>>49834861
Fuck off newfag, all of the regulars know there are several former/current glowies here

[Anonymous No.49834932]

>>49834904
wha...

[Anonymous No.49834951]

Who sets the interest rates the bond market or the central banks?

[Anonymous No.49834958]

>>49834932
My dude…some of us have been here since like 2006. I’m a whole fucking attorney. Not everyone is some kid behind a screen. We’re anyone and everyone. It’s the internet, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.49834979]

>>49834489
How do you find real estate to invest in?

Please tell me you went cash before this predictable bear market.

[Anonymous No.49834992]

Don't look now, futures are dumping AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49835005]

>>49834951
the fed doesnt set interest rates, they just talk about tighter monetary policy and set the fed funds rate(banks lend to other banks at this), and the bond market(what investors ask in return for loans) determines interest rates
>>49834958
i will be writing a strongly worded letter to David soxl

[Anonymous No.49835006]

>>49834951
The banks set interest rates. The Fed sets the federal funds rate which is interest on loans to the banks from the Federal Reserve aka the central bank of the US.

[Anonymous No.49835046]

>>49834951
Central banks.

[Anonymous No.49835055]

>>49835005
You should give him a call
>"Hello I would like to schedule a meeting with David Soxl"
>"Yes this is in regards to his recent performance"
>"No you may not place me on hold"
>"Because I am a major shareholder in his company"
>"No I said that I will not hold thank you"

[Anonymous No.49835059]

>>49834904
No fucking way in hell the US government pays people to post on 4chan. The glowie obsession is pure cope when faced with differing viewpoints. I buy Israel, I know Russia and China, maybe Iran, but no US.

[Anonymous No.49835104]

>>49834670
My buddy was Civil affairs for the army as an officer and was cheating on his fiancé while on assignment in Malaysia. She got her friend who worked for signals intelligence or some shit to hack his tinder profile while he was in Malaysia. I have another buddy who worked on an LHV whose friend hacked his gfs phone while in the harbor at San Diego and found out she was cheating.

None of these people were prosecuted or even reported.

The government is made up of normal people and they got their clearances by simply not committing too many crimes or none at all while they were juveniles.

[Anonymous No.49835125]

Question for glowies since we're on that topic
Do you guys do anything good? Like have you stopped any bad guys recently? Give me some hopium please I'm already blackpilled to the max.

[Anonymous No.49835177]

>>49835059
Who said they’re getting paid to post here? This just happens to be one of the better corners of the internet to shitpost.

Btw this is your new waifu. Say something nice about her.

[Anonymous No.49835179]

>>49835059
They’ll literally do it for free even if it’s not their “job”. The people who would become such have very sick minds.

[Anonymous No.49835219]

>>49835059
>I buy Israel
>but no US
Imagine thinking there's any difference. You are a fed aren't you

[Anonymous No.49835224]

Russia is blocking Kazahkstan's oil exports so they're blocking Russia's coal exports, shit is getting wild, I hope they keep blocking each others exports I want uranium to moon

[Anonymous No.49835225]

>>49835005
fed does set RRP rates though, which has about 2 trillion in it right now

[Anonymous No.49835232]

>>49835104
glowie right here normalizing overreach via "normal people" with his fuckin accent aigu

[Anonymous No.49835234]

>>49834979
I own two houses with tenants in upper-class neighborhoods where the prices just go up.

[Anonymous No.49835235]

>>49835125
If they ever stopped a bad guy (unlikely) it was just a guy that would have never been a threat if not funded by one of their collegues.

[Anonymous No.49835258]

Hi
I'm Anon
CEO of NGMI Incorporated and AAAAAAA LLC

[Anonymous No.49835267]

>>49835059
The teams I was on didn't have that kind of mission, though it's possible there are others, particularly in law enforcement like the FBI, who do. I'm here of my own volition because I have nowhere else to go.
>>49835104
That and also not smoking weed. It gets harder every year for them to find people because of that...
>>49835125
I worked on two missions in my time there. The first was on the classified engineering side of a system that was used regularly in the Iraq and Afganistan wars. But, since I was engineering and not operations, I rarely knew many of the details. Occasionally, we'd get reports back and be like, "Cool, it worked." In the second mission I worked on, I was engineering and ops, but I still didn't know all that much in terms of details. However, that mission had a TON of funding because it was so effective, so it must have been doing something.

[Anonymous No.49835274]

>>49835234
So you’re still holding big tech and didn’t take profits?

[Anonymous No.49835282]

>>49834979
Oh and yes I'm in cash when it comes to stocks right now. I have a realtor and my family helps me pick properties.

[Anonymous No.49835320]

Ok but why do glowies always try to encourage mentally ill people to do horrible things?
I’ve seen proven evidence that glowies will spend hours encouraging depressed anons to kill themselves. I’ve also seen numerous proven examples of them trying to bait mentally I’ll people into hurting innocents. I’m sure they succeed in doing both those things often.

“Normal people” don’t do those things. Like I understand Jews or foreign agents encouraging it, but these were Americans.

[Anonymous No.49835330]

>>49835274
I sold most of it. I'm still holding the big ones Google Amazon Meta Nvidia and the like.

[Anonymous No.49835337]

>>49833395
Fuck SMU literally everyone there was a total faggot

[Anonymous No.49835338]

>>49835320
dude you need to take your meds

[Anonymous No.49835350]

>>49835320
The default state of humanity is evil and wicked. Don't forget that. You would absolutely not BELIEVE what these clowns would do given the opportunity, capability, and intent.

[Anonymous No.49835363]

Futures are trading my bastard

[Anonymous No.49835411]

>>49831704
pegging feels really really good, especially if the women has big tits

[Anonymous No.49835424]

>>49833108
>Texas Triangle
>3 main cities
San Antonio doesn't count yet?

[Anonymous No.49835432]

>>49835232
I don’t condone it at all. As I said none of these people were prosecuted or reported implying they should have been. If you weren’t a mouth-breathing mongoloid you would’ve read the subtext.

[Anonymous No.49835450]

>>49835320
I asked some (larper) glowie anon on pol for what its worth and he said the incentive structure are all wrong. They dont give a shit about values or moral. They're lost in the details of opening and solving cases. Their glowie bosses havent told them to go after pedo elite and so they wont. Their glowie bosses tell them to go after patriots and they will. Nobody in glowie orgs look at anything from a ten thousand foot view

[Anonymous No.49835473]

>>49833401
Or up in Williamson County. Still can't believe they're extending 183 toll all the way north to fucking liberty hill of all places to commute from

[Anonymous No.49835488]

GAY SEX BROS!!! CALLING ALL GAY SEX BROS!!!! REPORT IN!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49835489]

>>49835267
> That and also not smoking weed. It gets harder every year for them to find people because of that...

One of the bigger reasons I never even tried to join the military was because of this. Can’t say I’m not happy I didn’t because my life has been pretty good not being treated like a slave by the Navy/Army/Marine Corps/AF/Coast Guard. I’ve heard too many horror stories about hot bunking and sleeping next to nuclear reactors on a 30 hour shift to ever think I made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.49835492]

>>49833530
Roth 401ks exist. Half my 401k contribution is roth, half traditional

[Anonymous No.49835501]

lol

[Anonymous No.49835518]

>>49835320
If you don’t know it’s only about power then there’s no helping you. Predators always prey on the weak. Don’t be weak.

[Anonymous No.49835522]

>>49835235
>>49835125
they literally two people into doing the shit so they can *catch* them AFTER its done

https://youtu.be/aGrUtAKH3Ck

[Anonymous No.49835576]

>>49834397
I’m so busy but see no way forward

[Anonymous No.49835599]

>>49833316
Dallas and OKC are the only properly run cities I’m aware of anymore. We never had protests here for Saint Floyd except for once and the black female police chief of Dallas sent the cops out in riot gear with pepper ball guns and obliterated those shit heels. Even our dip shit democrats here won’t tolerate lawlessness let alone the deep red suburbs.

[Anonymous No.49835604]

>>49835522
*talk*

[Anonymous No.49835619]

>>49835599
how long until Texas goes blue

[Anonymous No.49835632]

>>49835619
Depends on whether the current red shift among Hispanics is transitory or part of a larger shift

[Anonymous No.49835661]

>>49835619
Soon, they will just keep importing more niggers

[Anonymous No.49835667]

>>49835619
Never. The valley went red last cycle and the Mexicans like the white man’s rule. Beto is a fag and no one thinks he’s cool. Hot Wheels and the rest of the Republicans aren’t great but they don’t do shit and they let the counties/municipalities do what they want. Dems have nothing to offer Texans that we don’t already have except gun laws and maybe weed. I’ll take my low taxes and guns over weed any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.49835713]

>>49835224
Why are they doing that I thought they were allies?

[Anonymous No.49835756]

>>49835385
>>49835385
>>49835385
>>49835385

[Anonymous No.49835813]

>>49835489
>hot bunking
fascinating
https://www.quora.com/What-is-hot-racking-like-on-a-US-Navy-Sub
learning about sub life instead of sleeping, thanks to you

[Anonymous No.49835999]

>>49835267
I am beyond sure there are US employed glows that post regularly on the chans on the behalf of several different alphabet agencies. Frankly I'd be pissed if they didn't, the amount of criminal shit people talk about online is insane and anyone stupid enough to admit to doing criminal shit on a public forum (let alone here) is also probably completely devoid of any sense of empathy and morality and probably needs to get caught. Although I'm sure most of the non-fren-anon posting and lurking is done on the behalf of PR teams and companies that manufacture and steer various narratives and also do data collection and sentiment analysis and manipulation for a ton of different shit ranging from stocks to crypto to just simple businesses. Hell there are multiple different marketing firms anyone could pay to post here, it's what a significant portion of total meme production comes from. I also firmly believe a lot of the racist posting if not the majority of it comes from glows trying to find people to watch for extremist behavior.

Anyone that thinks here or any other public forum is still mostly just regular randy rando's is deluded.

[Anonymous No.49836789]

>>49834512
>im still retarded
Why didn't you just say this? It's shorter and means the same thing.