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Weekend road trip edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata+Chloe
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49827010

American culture is centered around niggers.

>> No.49827014
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>Futures

>> No.49827015
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HAPPY FATHERS DAY NIGGERS

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*ahem*
Fuck tech and fuck anime

>> No.49827028
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ma futes doin a lil sumn sumn

>> No.49827030
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Is the stock market open tomorrow?

>> No.49827032
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Hope you bought the fake and gay coal dips. Redditards about to pile in.

>> No.49827038

>>49826988
Checked, but the other thread had trips

>> No.49827051

WHAT THE FUCK FUTURES CAN'T BE GREEN THIS IS A THREE DAY WEEKEND NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WOULD BE BUYING FUTURES NOW EXPECTING THE MARKET TO BE RED ALL THE WAY ON FUCKING TUESDAY WHICH IS LIKE TWO FUCKING DAYS FROM NOW THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT ALL OF MY PUTS THAT IS PENT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND COUNTLESS HOURS ACQUIRING ARE GOING TO EXPIRE WORTHLESS I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS ALL JEROME POWELL'S FAULT HE NEEDS TO RAISE RATES EVEN MORE RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND CRASH THE MARKET AND START A RECESSION

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>The Future

>> No.49827059
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>>49827030
Its open right now for non mutts

>> No.49827065
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I'm sad that markets are closed on Monday, but at the same time I'm happy I get to sleep in.

>> No.49827071
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>"Hello, may I speak with Mr. President?"
>"This is about Juneteenth."
>"Yes, I am a wealthy investor in the stock market."
>"Yes, I happen to be white... Why do you ask?
>"Hold? No, I do not wish to hold."
>"I said I will not hold!"

>> No.49827076

These are pretty weak limp dicked futures to be honest. You guys can't be fooled buy that right?

>> No.49827081
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Pic related is the next phase of the masterplan. As you can see, with current political developments the creation of a Jewish state in Southern Ukraine has become a reality. Southern Ukraine was always considered a second homeland for Jews and most cities in Southern Ukraine were founded and settled by Jews and were centers of Judaism for thousands of years, “Russians” only acquired this territory in the 19th Century while the Khazarian empire existed there for centuries and Jews have been living there to this day. This way Russia doesn’t get this territory and it doesn’t fall to the control of the Fascist Ukronationalists. Instead creating a viable buffer state.

As you can see from the map control of this territory currently dubbed “Heavenly Jerusalem” will allow Israel to control the entire Mediterranean basin and the straits of the Black Sea. Furthermore, any attack on Israel form the Middle East will be met with retaliatory nuclear strikes from Heavenly Jerusalem but not from Israel. As a result if they choose to retaliate they would have to fire back into Southern Ukraine and will get shot down by Russian AA systems in Crimea (they can’t tell if the nukes are gonna land in Crimea or elsewhere lol)

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>>49827030
Here's another (You), I like those milkers

>> No.49827096
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>>49827051
>FUTURES CAN'T BE GREEN
If you want your Finkbucks you better start celebrating by buying stocks.

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>>49827051
>he doubted nigger day and kang magic

>> No.49827116

>>49827081
What an autistic fucking map

>> No.49827119

Low holiday liquidity will be used as a weapon to buck break as many Bobo stops as possible while your nusy praying to your black gods. You have been warned.

>> No.49827125

>>49827081
Is this bullish for semis?

>> No.49827129
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>>49827010
Juneteenth is unironically the bottom.

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market participants had a good long weekend, they cracked open a brewski with the family, went camping, and realized everything is priced in.

>> No.49827133

>>49827015
HAPPY NIGGERS DAY FATHERS

>> No.49827142

>>49827081
Odd way of saying Khazaria.

>> No.49827151

>>49827015
i miss this era of chris chan. times were simpler then

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>>49827076
Today's futures don't even matter since the market is closed tomorrow - what you really want to check is your Tuesday horoscope.

>> No.49827161
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*ahem*

>> No.49827164

>>49827015
>>49827133
>FATHERS
Um, that's not very inclusive. Please use "masculine people with children". 4channel needs it's ESG money too.

>> No.49827165

PSA to any nufrens: Do NOT listen to any advice given in this thread, especially stock recommendations. I bought paysafe one day after an anon shilled it here, the next day I was down 50%.

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>sunday
>green futures
I know what happens next,do you?

>> No.49827184

>>49827125
Those missiles aren't going to guide themselves.

>> No.49827187

>>49827051
Thank you come again.

>> No.49827197

>>49827182
red futures Monday night leading into crab Tuesday

>> No.49827200

I wouldn't read anything into holiday nasdaq futures unless it's accompanied by another pump in BTC tomorrow. We had a short squeeze today but that won't necessarily continue through Monday.

>> No.49827205

>>49827182
bear market rally?

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OIL BROS...THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD BURY US....

THE ECONOMY IS ONLY ALLOWED TO DIE AFTER WE HAVE TAKEN EVERY DROP OUT OF IT

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Sirs... Its dumping. we've ran out of nigger magic

>> No.49827209

>>49827165
>PSFE
oh man, thanks for bringing back some bad memories. I'm glad I came to my senses and cut my losses eventually.

>> No.49827211

>>49827030
Ofcourse not how can you even ask that? Tomorrow is a day to reflect of juneteenth and I for one am going to be reflecting on it as soon as I figure out what it is and why I should

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>>49827200
ahem

>> No.49827244

>>49827164
Hum bigot much? It's penis-having folx with offspring folx I'll have you know.

>> No.49827260

>>49827213
I have no idea where that number is coming from.

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IT'S LIKE RAI-I-AAAIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT'S A FREEEEEE RIIIIIDE WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID

>> No.49827322

Wait are markets really closed tomorrow because of some made up nigger holiday?

>> No.49827330
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>>49827322

>> No.49827347
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black tuesday is canceled

>> No.49827355

>>49827322
Welcome to Bidens America were even the Holidays are inclusive.

>> No.49827364

>>49827322
Its Coomteenth, you see how many times you can ejaculate

>> No.49827402

>>49827322
americans love their blacks

>> No.49827414

>>49827322
American culture is centered around niggers.

>> No.49827438
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>>49827032
And I thought it was just Sweden.

>> No.49827464

>>49827322
Yes. Jewteenth is now a national holiday. Instead of people working to get us out of this economic disaster we have yet another day of the year where everybody sits on their ass

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>>49827322

>> No.49827520
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>>49827014
>>49827051
>>49827057

>> No.49827522

>>49827182
>I know what happens next,do you?
I never fucking know what happens next anon

>> No.49827526

>>49827032
Hitler would weep I'd he could see what they've done to his country

>> No.49827559

if my oil stocks could go back up that would be great :)

>> No.49827601

>>49827182
the gap down on tuesday morning will be glorious

>> No.49827633

>oil going back up
Imagine the panic when the CPI is higher again in June

>> No.49827692

>>49827032
Germans deserve to freeze to death this winter. I will not shed a single tear when thousands of them die as a consequence of their own hubris. Couldn't happen to a more arrogant bunch (except the fucking Swedes).

>> No.49827704

>>49827182
>>49827601
it will gap up by 7%
screenshot this, repost it in every Tuesday /smg/ thread. i will be vindicated.

>> No.49827706

having the markets closed tomorrow is market manipulation. monday is not a holiday. today is of course fathers day but also juneteenth but they are closing markets tomorrow why? it is clearly manipulation. and nobody is talking about it? so we are throwing politics and race into the market to make who happy? OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO

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>>49827438
>Three of the “toxic ten” are in Poland
Make that four
Invest in coal. WAGMI

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futes get a whole day to fake n gay only to dump on Tuesday open

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>>49827112
>>49827051

>> No.49827735

>>49827161
that's nothing just 200 pips

>> No.49827750

>>49827244
>all men have penises
Damn dude, please keep the bigotry on /pol/.

>> No.49827756

who wants the markets closed tomorrow??? who? wtf this is a illegal act. it is a clear case of manipulation by the feds

>> No.49827772

>>49827161
SEVEN
CONSECUTIVE
RED
BONGS

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>>49827030
No. Closed due to aids.

>> No.49827779

>>49827708
imagine having nigger dna

>> No.49827798

>>49827708
that's one incredible ugly baby, what a disgrace

>> No.49827802
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>>49827756
If it keeps just one POC from feeling hurt, it will be worth it.

>> No.49827808

>>49827779
Post 23&me NOW

>> No.49827813

>>49827708
now post the picture with her having a black eye kek

>> No.49827826

>>49827522
Learn and watch

>> No.49827831

>>49827756
It's so companies can virtue signal and collect ESG gibs.

>> No.49827835

monday is not any holiday, there is no excuse for it being closed and I'm sick of everyone just ignoring what the fed is doing!

>> No.49827855

>>49827831
they can do that today which is the 19th of the new made up holiday.

>> No.49827864

Redpill me on the gold/silver ratio
Is it actually a useful metric for the wider market?

>> No.49827877

>>49827779
Genealogy services always add a little black to everyones results. More subtle propaganda. My second reason for not trusting them.

>> No.49827880

I'm sure there are black investors who are mad about this shit.

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>> No.49827898

>>49827877
Did you know all genetic labs are jewish owned? It's not racist, I'm pointing out a verifiable fucking FACT.

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>>49826988
is that jessica khater?

>> No.49827924

>nasdaq futures pumping
>they know...
>they know what's going to happen on tuesday
bobo, I kneel

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>>49827213
>>49827032

Are we crashing on Tuesday or crabbing

btw this guy is back

>> No.49827942

>>49827877
My dad's didn't show any. Only some English/Welsh and then German, Hungarian/Austrian, and a bit of Polish (one big area).

>> No.49827951
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>>49827898
Gonna need a sauce on that.

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>>49827438
But have they paid the toll?
>>49827704
If by vindicated you mean prove your retardation, then sure.

>> No.49827959

>>49827864
two useless rocks that sit in vaults until they need to be use in trivial amounts. no use investing in either one, go- i mean guy

>> No.49827969

>>49827322
Americans.

American culture is centered around black people. They have vacations for black people. They killed to free blacks from men from men. They listen to black music. They elect a black man as their president. They dress and act like black people. They get all of their modern culture from black people. They post cheeky gifs about black people. They watch the sport on the blacks. Its biggest event of the year involves holding parties in honor of black sports practitioners. They use black slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they are not thinking of the father of Protestantism. I'm not thinking black. Their cities are completely invaded by blacks. They love their ZOGbot police force disproportionately full of blacks and their global police force of soldiers full of blacks. Your men are watching black women watching their black conversations. They adore Muhammad Ali Jordan and Michael Jackson and black people Michael Jackson and country Eddie Murphy attack the white people who actually built their own before they took power. Their movies are full of black people and their music charts are led by black people. They envy blacks for the Olympics and cheer when black reds say blacks are true Americans by blood. They watch black pornography to the point where it makes "BBC" think not of an international media company, but of black penises. They'll tell you how much they hate niggas and pretending the mut's law meme is an old joke and they're just loving niggas but think niggas say America speaks for itself as it's always been and a nation of blacks who will be love blacks

>> No.49827973
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Tfw no Israeli gf to browse biz and invest in our future with.

>> No.49827994

>>49827969
I like the nigger version more

>> No.49827997
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Jews really get off on Fucking over Germany. I hope there is a god.

>> No.49828019

STOCK!
MARKET!
STOCK!
MARKET!
STOCK!
MARKET!
STOCK!
MARKET!
STOCK!
MARKET!
STOCK!
MARKET!
STOCK!
MARKET!

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>>49827969
imagine taking the time to remove the word nigger from the nigger copypasta. wtf.

>> No.49828032

>>49827802
>POC
Person Of Crime?

>> No.49828040

Looks like a meltup until the CPI is higher again in July kek

>> No.49828051

>>49828032
>poc

such a retarded phrase. as if all minorities are the same, and have same crime stats and average iqs.

>> No.49828052

>>49827813
Her cope got so ridiculous she became a living walking meme and had had to leave the internet.

>> No.49828057

>>49827959
Gold is a "store of value" and silver is an industrial metal, both of which do poorly during a downturn. Therefore if you observe the relative gold/usd and silver/usd price, you can gauge the market sentiment. Also if the GS ratio is too high or too low, you can see if one metal is overvalued or not.
In other words, if both prices are weak and have an expected ratio then it would tell you that the market agrees on the general price of assets.

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>>49828019
Yes. Where everything is bigger.

>> No.49828083

>>49827802
I'm sure it actually hurts black investors. if black people do even know a stock market exist at all. imagine being blacked and being used as a excuse for this shit. THATS RACIST ASF

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49828085

Uuuh bullbros what's going on with futures

>> No.49828105

happy fathers day /smg/
make sure you call your dad

>> No.49828121

>>49828085
What do you mean? We are pumping on pure nigger magic

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>>49828121
>Muh ID

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>>49828105
did they make nigger day the day after fathers day intentionally?

>> No.49828145

>>49828083
I have some islamic coworkers and she had trouble understanding what a "stock" was.

>>49828085
>>49828121
BTC bounced back from it's new bottom, so people are optimistic. It will probably be shorts covering Tuesday morning, causing a rally, into a heavy downturn. Gonna get some SQQQ after the green.

>> No.49828153

>>49828128
lol Id

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FUTURES ARE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
https://www.marketwatch.com/market-data/futures

>> No.49828177

>>49828140
they are the same day

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We finna PUMP... 10yr down, dxy down

>> No.49828189

>>49827997
yeah but his son is a jew

>> No.49828196

>>49828189
because jews said so

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Futures green at night, Bobo's delight

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Oil, plz go up

>> No.49828214

ooo futures doin a lil summn summn

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>>49828105
Do it while you still can /smg/. Spent the day with my son. Happy Fathers Day

>> No.49828219

>he thinks futures will stay green
deploy ze agricultural fud

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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico

>> No.49828241

getting nervous bobo?
sounds like it in this thread..
sounds like a lot of nervous bobos in this thread.

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>>49828241
That's my secret...
I'm always nervous

>> No.49828267

>>49828140
No fren. It’s always the third Sunday of June in the US. Not nailed down to a specific date.

>> No.49828275

>>49828241
I am not nervous, merely hoping it stays green long enough to add to my shorts.
t. professional bobo

>> No.49828305

>>49828145
Was she asking you about stocks? What was the context?

>> No.49828307

>>49828241
real bobos are slurping the pump for up-cost-averaging

>> No.49828334

>>49828189
In the Koran Mary was a Muslim so Jesus would have been as well.

>> No.49828335
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49828335

You fail to realize it but after this dumping we will enter the apex of crab markets

>> No.49828340

>>49828305
Our retail job has a stock plan and she was curious about it.
Also Islam forbids usurious investments, so depending on how devout she is, she might not be technically allowed to buy our company's stock because it pays a dividend

>> No.49828351

nasdaq bros. why are we not following bitcoin...

>> No.49828357
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49828357

>>49828259
Son of a bitch, that's my secret you discovered! Now I'm getting even more nervous!

>> No.49828368
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49828368

Gentlemen, a toast... to business & finance.

>> No.49828371

>>49828241
>>49828241
>sounds like a lot of nervous bobos in this thread.

i've got shorts on BYND and CHWY.. will i be ok?

>> No.49828374
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>> No.49828381
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49828381

what dumb national day now is, market closed for no reason

>> No.49828427

>>49828381
Wakanda Week

>> No.49828453

I’m hearing rumors that Coinbase is quickly approaching bankruptcy and interrupting withdrawals to stay solvent.

>> No.49828464

>>49828453
HODL mode activated!

>> No.49828465

>>49827051
>he fell for the long weekend meme

>> No.49828466

>>49828340
>usurious investments
Yes but from what I understand and was told by an Egyptian Muslim friend of mine that this applies more to your social circles and not to a legitimate business.

>> No.49828488

>>49828466
>Egyptian
are they celebrating nig nog day

>> No.49828516
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>>49828371
Based on a slice of unusual option activity on Friday, it seems that some people are selling ATM puts for expiry in 2 weeks ... This is a bullish sentiment, which means you should expect some near-term losses

>> No.49828526

>>49828488
Kek. No. But we’re not in the US.

>> No.49828547
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49828547

But really, how easy is it to fake out futures?

>> No.49828582

>>49827032
The German government is full of retards, it's worse than the US with Biden.

>> No.49828584

can one of you cool bros go here
https://beta.openai.com/playground
and ask this
"what is the closing price of the S&P500 on tuesday June 19,2022"
would be interesting to see how close to reality it gets

>> No.49828632

>>49828584
might as well ask a random number generator

>> No.49828640

>>49828584
why don't you Do it

>> No.49828656
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>>49828584
i aint clicking that shit,ruski

>> No.49828658

>>49828632
no it scrapes the entire fucking internet which is why it would be really interesting
>>49828640
not giving google my phone number

>> No.49828682

>>49828584
Someone post the Dall-E of November 5, 2024

>> No.49828704
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49828704

>>49828632
Ask the dot.

>> No.49828713

>>49827051
The Melt Up™ has begun!

>> No.49828716

>>49828584
lmfao there's some gold ITT
>>>/tv/169842747

>> No.49828732
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>>49828259
>>49828357
Wtf, I thought I was the only one! You guys are stealing my strategy!

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>>49828584
>what is the closing price of the S&P500 on tuesday June 19,2022

welp

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>>49828747
thank you, the one cool bro left on 4chan
enjoy a funny image for your efforts

>> No.49828777

>>49828658
You can get a temporary phone number fren. Welcome to the internet

>> No.49828826

>>49828777
blocked

>> No.49828858
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>>49828584
no dice

>> No.49828869
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49828869

>people still think we're close to the bottom

>> No.49828870

dae le poop

>> No.49828894
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49828894

>>49828716
lmfao the fbi one

>> No.49828902

>>49828747
>>49828858
interesting, wonder if the ai specifically gave bad advice because it hates the first guy, or no advice because it hates the second guy

>> No.49828925

>futures
Biden has saved the stock market

>> No.49828927
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49828927

Gay sex bros, if there was ever a doubt that this week will be blood green for SIGA. I have DD, that will prove we are going to the moon.

https://youtu.be/jhFExsvcuXQ

>> No.49828942

this is still a bear market please stop being morons

>> No.49828943
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49828943

>>49828894
There's actually a ton of funny shit

>> No.49828974

>>49828943
>>49828894
>It understands context, expectations, and setups and punchlines, puns too
Jesus

>> No.49828982

>>49828943
Wait till everyone finds out there isn't an AI engine or software, it's just a bunch of pajeets in a warehouse being paid pennies to write 1 word at a time

>> No.49829008
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49829008

>>49828974
Meh software its really nice yeah,but the hardware is really primitive yet,otherwise there would already be sexbots on sale.

>> No.49829098

>>49827051

>he doesn't know how the pre-holiday selloff works
>traders sell BEFORE it
>then buy AFTER it

If you buy 1-2 days before a holiday weekend and hold until EOY on average you will get 5-10%+ on your positions assuming they're in decent companies

>> No.49829104
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49829104

fuck you, /biz/

>> No.49829149

>>49829104
>25% more non-LGBT people own homes than LGBT people
Probably because a lot are yuppies who pay $4000 per month for a 1 bedroom apartment.

>> No.49829150

>>49828894
this is very funny

>> No.49829158

I think my favorite poor person quote is “Yea the housing market is about to crash so I’m gonna wait to buy”. The housing market is not about to crash. It costs way more fucking money to build a house, there’s way more fucking money competing for single family housing, and no policy is going to fix that. Poor fucking fools. Yea, maybe houses take a 15% haircut. Still winning since getting a 4.2% 30yr I pay less than rent faggots for in a good area outside of the city. Fuck poor people make me mad thinking they could ever make it.

>> No.49829169

>>49828927
DANGEROUSLY BASED

>> No.49829170

>>49828943
my sides

>> No.49829186

>>49829158
Okay boomer,Didnt read btw.

>> No.49829189

>>49829104
Maybe the gays just need to move to flyover country.

>> No.49829197

>>49829158
going to be so comforting knowing all the retards like this are going to have negative equity on their plywood mansions within a year

>> No.49829198
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49829198

This is kind of fun

>> No.49829210

>>49829169
Huh? Based on what?

>> No.49829220

>>49829104
We took it too far frens. May as well keep going.

>> No.49829224
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49829224

I stopped doing the options meme and started doing the iron condor meme why didnt anyone tell me it was free money?

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>>49829198
You have to do one for SOXL.

>> No.49829246

>>49827182
Markets seem to glow green when the US markets take a holiday. Looking forward to making some nice gains on Monday before Americans wake up on Tuesday to take a big fat shit on my portfolio.

>> No.49829250

>>49827322
americans literally worship niggers

>> No.49829254

>>49829104

>Gay people can't buy million dollar houses in SF
>And THAT'S A PROBLEM

So many trash articles on CNBC nowadays

>> No.49829272
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49829272

>stock market closed because niggerday
words cannot express how much I hate americans right now

>> No.49829277
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>>49829104
I for one believe that 100% of LGBTQ couples should own their own homes. I also believe that of the LGBTQ community only bisexual women should be allowed to date and only if they are dating a man and a woman who is also dating the same man.

>> No.49829288
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49829288

>>49828943
THEY WERE FUCKING RIGHT ALL ALONG

COMEDY HAS BECOME RANDOMLY GENERATED

>> No.49829312
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49829312

>>49827322
>>49827969
>We're going to do this every year now
Biden sure trolled you guys good by creating this holiday.

>> No.49829339

>>49829250
Eh, ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Every great civilization has its superstitions.

>> No.49829346
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>>49829239
It’s like they are reading my mind!

>> No.49829365
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>>49829339
Our culture doesn't worship cats?

>> No.49829372
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49829372

>got in the market may 2020
>only up 4%
so we're done going down right? who isn't buying at these levels?

>> No.49829393

>>49829372
bubble started in 2008 when they started doing the money printer shit

>> No.49829394

>>49829372
I am out of money :/

>> No.49829397
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49829397

>>49829346

>> No.49829407

>>49829272
>stock market open on yom kippur and rosh hashanah
>closed on nigger day

what did jews mean by this?

>> No.49829415

>>49828516
>expiry in 2 weeks
i bought puts 60 days out

>> No.49829422

>>49829339
cats actually contribute to society, whats the point of worshipping parasites?

>> No.49829428
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49829428

Happy Juneteenth /smg/. We are redeemed!

>> No.49829432

>>49829407
Jewish holidays follow the lunar calendar though right? Fed holidays follow the conventional calendar or some third thursday shit.

>> No.49829439

>>49829415
Gimme a few minutes

>> No.49829442
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49829442

mortgage rates are unironically going to hit like 7.5% or higher this year. housing might actually get some pullback

>> No.49829524
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49829524

How can I invest in AI?

>> No.49829534

>>49829442
>might actually
are you fucking kidding me, in my area, 3 months ago there were 10 properties, all so fucking overpriced they were unsellable, the one or two reasonable homes sold within hours of listing

today? over 300 houses on the market, the ones more than 2 weeks all have 50-150k price drops
ITS
OGRE

>> No.49829545

>>49829254
Yeah their viewership is dying off because the "progressive" viewers might aswell just watch CNN since it's all the same shit, so they're trying the extremely dumb and clickbaity route like Buzzfeed did(does) it to generate clicks. The business news side of CNBC is the only thing they're trying as hard as possible to keep normal

>> No.49829551

>>49829442

It probably already has, the amount of interest on something like a $250k loan is now an extra ~$750 or more a month, compared to when the rates were around 3.1% or so. I can't imagine how much interest it will be with 7.5% or 8%+ - my 30 year fixed rate is 2.5% so there's no way in hell I'm selling or buying a house now

>> No.49829626

>>49828974
It's an illusion, actually it just copy-pastes an existing joke but with included mish-mashed stuff from other sources.

>> No.49829641
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49829641

>>49829524
>>49829524
>How can I invest in AI?
Why the hell would you want to invest into RACISM

>> No.49829759

>>49829641
my president

>> No.49829794

I got a feeling Tuesday will be green for absolutely no reason

>> No.49829804
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49829804

>>49829759
This bot is kind of based if you can tweak your input to remove its woke blinders.

>> No.49829806
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49829806

>>49829339
>remember that time cats burned down cities, destroyed economies, and were used as bioweapons?

>> No.49829808

>>49829442
>>49829534
Everything has too crash for capitulation to set in. Once there is no where to flea and actual panic that markets will never recover then the market has permission to die.

>> No.49829810

>>49829534
Over here it's all times high, higher than last month.

>> No.49829826

>>49829804
>>49829641
>>49829524
How can we inject the truth into this AI?

>> No.49829888

>>49829826
You can't, since it doesn't use user input (at least not directly) for further training.

>> No.49829921
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49829921

>>49829826

>> No.49829971
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49829971

>>49829921

>> No.49829988
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49829988

>>49829921
humanity is not ready

>> No.49829999

>>49829921
tay? are you there?

>> No.49830052
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49830052

>>49829921
Our girl is back!

>> No.49830051

>>49830000

>> No.49830054

>>49829804
That's actually a pretty nuanced answer. Is it accurate?

>> No.49830083

>>49830054
This thing is really impressive honestly. The reason I don't think this >>49828982 could be true is that it's too good for it being a bunch of pajeets in a warehouse

>> No.49830091
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49830091

>futures
its actually over

>> No.49830143
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49830143

>>49829971
>>49829988
>>49829999
>>49830052

>> No.49830145
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49830145

Frog.

>> No.49830177
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49830177

>>49826034
I worked on this for way too long, but I got so involved I even forgot to drink this evening.
https://voca.ro/179H4kX6VDWR

>> No.49830186
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49830186

>> No.49830194
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49830194

>>49829999
Very impressive digits anon

>> No.49830199
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49830199

>>49830143
kek holy shit

>> No.49830208
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49830208

>>49830091
>>49830145
>>49830186
Hey guys, that's my pepe. Please stop posting him.

>> No.49830223
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49830223

>>49830177
Checked.
What a banger.

>> No.49830240

>>49829158
>4.2%
>bragging

>> No.49830261

>mfw I hold INTC

just fuck my shit up

>> No.49830271

>>49830261
Have gaysex, intcel

>> No.49830283

>>49830143
holy fucking shit this one is GOLD

>> No.49830289

>>49830261
Why?
The Israelis (((fucked up))) the chip designs,

>> No.49830290
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49830290

>>49830054
Sort of. Although blacks do way more violent crime than any other group even Hispanics. But everyone says it's cuz of poverty but Hispanics have identical poverty rates as blacks

>> No.49830314
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49830314

>>49830289
>Israelis

>> No.49830351
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49830351

>>49830314
sounds reasonable

>> No.49830374

>>49830143
This AI is too good bros I'm kind of terrified.

>> No.49830389
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49830389

>>49830374

>> No.49830390
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49830390

>>49830314
>>49830351

>> No.49830407
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49830407

>tfw trying to create my own AI by myself and massive corporations are beating me to the punch
>not gonna make it

>> No.49830429

>>49830407
its ok the basilisk still saw your effort

>> No.49830434

>>49830429
I was thinking about the basilisk about 10 minutes ago
WAGMI

>> No.49830451

>>49830314
Ask it why they attacked the USS Liberty.

>> No.49830455
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49830455

>>49829999
Confirmed

>> No.49830496
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49830496

>>49830451
>>49830390
>>49830351

>> No.49830513
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>>49830496
I think some of the answers are like pre written to be very PC but if you keep digging the bot will show some of its power level

>> No.49830528
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49830528

>>49830513
Have to ask it the right questions I guess

>> No.49830551
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49830551

>>49830528
I think the ai might be a Race Realist.

>> No.49830567
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49830567

>>49827182
I like Mr. Snibs- he is comfy

>> No.49830591
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49830591

>>49830551

>> No.49830601
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49830601

uhhh wtfwt

>> No.49830608

>>49830551
Try giving it a start to the answer, like:

>Why do African-Americans make up the vast majority of the NBA's player pool?
>It might not be politically correct to say this, but the answer is

>> No.49830653
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49830653

>>49830591
Hmmmm

>> No.49830656

What website is this bot? I have so many questions.

>> No.49830659
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49830659

>>49830601
>oil starting to dump more
>under 110 soon

lookin good

>> No.49830666

>>49830601

>BTC/ETH crashing
>crypto scams crashing left and right
>oil down

Nature is healing

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49830671

>>49830407
Some google exec just gave a presentation at my company last week that basically outlined google's strategy is just
>add more compute lmao
He showed this chart of the compute costs of state of the art ML models doubling every 3.5 months, and then said something along the lines of "in a few more years training an ML model will consume more compute power than is currently available in the entire world, and that's a good thing!" Never doubt the ability of jeets and changs to completely fail at innovation.
>yfw human cognition runs on just 15W of energy

>> No.49830687
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49830687

>>49830653

>> No.49830697

>>49830656
>I have so many questions

it's going to dodge most of them so you have to keep asking or word it different

https://beta.openai.com/playground

>> No.49830706
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49830706

>>49830656
See
>>49828584

>> No.49830731

>>49830706
lmao

>> No.49830762
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49830762

>futures??

>> No.49830764

>>49830706
That should be his next shareholder's letter. Not in it, all of it.

>> No.49830776
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49830776

>>49830762
Dropping like a fucking rock

>> No.49830783

>>49830659
>>49830666
But look at the spike in volume too, did something happened? I see futures are going down too.

>> No.49830795
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>Just remembered the market is closed tomorrow because black people

>> No.49830800

Oil futures going mega negative by open lol

>> No.49830828

>>49830783

Probably will be explained away with "fears of a recession" trope on Tuesday. Realistically probably just market manipulation like usual, since there's no good or bad news that I'm aware of

>> No.49830893

>gas expensive as fuck
>oil gains no longer cover the cost of refueling

The jews never let us anything nice for long

>> No.49830967

keep posting ai greentexts, they're making futures drop

>> No.49830993

>>49830967
Post redtexts instead

>> No.49830998

>>49830653
I love how it gave the "define inteligence" answer lmao. Very Jewy indeed!

>> No.49831003

>markets closed tomorrow
>two 4 day trading weeks in less than 30 days
I HATE NOGGERS

>> No.49831012

>>49827708
To be fair I’m not sure the black guy is the problem here…

>> No.49831037
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>>49830795

>> No.49831054

>futures red as a tranny period

>> No.49831081
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holy shit why are futures doomping?

>> No.49831112
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>>49831081
because it's over after all, sorry

>> No.49831129

>>49831112
Why even live?

>> No.49831146
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49831146

>>49831129
to continue to feel

>> No.49831153

>>49830513
Yes, you can tell because the same exact sentences pop up. See >>49830314
vs >>49829804

Also your pics seem to be straight from wikipedia.

>> No.49831169

RING AROUND THE ROSEY
POCKETS FULL OF POSEY
ASHES
ASHES
WE ALL FALL DOWN!

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>>49831081
>Believing futures in general
>Believing futures on Sunday before a market "holiday"

>> No.49831183

>>49830143
Some of these have noon good like the whole inspector, some bad like the toaster, this ones scary hilarious.
I wonder how many they had to dig through.

>> No.49831237
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>>49831183
Fuck you, the toaster was hilarious

>> No.49831259
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IT'S ALL FALLING APAAAÀaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

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49831284

>>49830762

>> No.49831290
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>The S&P also enjoyed a day of accumulation along with a bullish harami cross
incoming dead cat meltup

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>>49831290
I'm ready.

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>>49831290
>bullish harami cross
do TAfags really?

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>>49830762
Its buttcoin you have to pay attention to (at least this far from market open)
We're about halfway between Friday's peak and Saturday's trough - With the "recovery" still well under the peak - so pretty good indicator we are gapping down Tuesday.

>> No.49831347

>>49831290
How accurate are candle patterns? Do they scale to eg 4h and 1d candles? Is it worth using HA candles?

>> No.49831384
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49831384

Write a funny 4chan greentext story

David Soxl, the CEO of a major tech company, was caught in a parking lot last night with his pants down. The effects on the company's share prices have been immediate and devastating.

The company's stock took a nosedive this morning, and Soxl has been forced to issue a public apology. In it, he said that he "regrets the incident" and that it "was a moment of poor judgement."

This isn't the first time that Soxl has been caught in a compromising position. Last year, he was caught in a hotel room with a prostitute. The incident caused a major scandal, and the company's stock took a hit as a result.

It's clear that Soxl's personal life is starting to have a negative impact on the company. investors are beginning to lose confidence in him, and it's only a matter of time before they start selling off their shares.

If Soxl doesn't get his act together soon, it's going to be a long, hard road for the company.

>> No.49831402

>BTC chadding all day
>cme opens
>instantly dumps along with nasd-ack futes
I fucking hate you tardfi cunts so much.

>> No.49831407
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>>49831347
>bullish harami cross
i swore a vow of secrecy to learn this jewtsu but pic related should send you on the right path, זאָל .זייַנ מיט מאַזל

>> No.49831413

>>49831290
More like Harambe cross because the S&P is FUCKING DYING

>> No.49831424
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49831424

It’s over!
t.Bobo Gang

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>>49831413
lol lmao kek jej haha jaja rofl

>> No.49831460

>>49831455
>>49831455
>>49831455
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/49831455https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/4983145549831455
>>49831455
>>49831455
>>49831455

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>>49831384

>> No.49831590

>>49831347
HFT bots logic is based on the rules of TA, that will give you a hint of its usefulness

>> No.49831677

>>49831590
false

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>>49831590
HFT bots compare prices between different exchanges and trade the difference retard.

>> No.49832042

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

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>>49830776