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Why does the average crypto investor look like this?

>> No.49810807
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because

>> No.49810842

the absolute state of burgers

>> No.49810849

I didn’t come here to get mocked and humiliated.

>> No.49810856

>>49810794
The mayocel phenotype

>> No.49810899

>>49810856
The blacked.com member pheno

>> No.49810907
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>> No.49810908

Too much onions

>> No.49810916

>>49810794
inb4 a polfag starts calling everyone a nigger.

>> No.49810973

>>49810794
They literally look like me and I came to /biz/ from /pol/ during gme and rubic. I got rekt on both

>> No.49811002

>>49810794
because they spend all day looking at their $50 portfolio that is down 80% in the last month and interracial porn.

>> No.49811010

>>49810916
Nigger :^)

>> No.49811017

>>49810849
>>49810973
jfl

>> No.49811028

>>49810973
you should kill yourself

>> No.49811037

fuck i look like the bottom right guy

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>>49810973
>They literally look like me and I came to /biz/ from /pol/ during gme and rubic. I got rekt on both
post hand you brown poop covered shitskin

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Caution: extreme gamer

>> No.49811059

>>49810794
Is a narrow skull the single biggest incel trait?

>> No.49811079

>>49810794
that's just the average jewish man with no horse curly sideburn

>> No.49811082

>>49811059
narrow skull with a recessed jaw/chin

>> No.49811100

>>49811039
>wrecked by buying tops
maybe do the opposite of buying green bars and do nothing when you see red, retard.

>> No.49811105

>brown eyes
looks like your average white/jew mutt hybrid

>> No.49811130

>>49811059
supposedly there's something about tall heads and lower testosterone but its probably mostly genetic

>> No.49811142

>>49810794
I probably look like bottom right but a bit fatter.
Life is pain.

>> No.49811188

>>49811142
What do you mean probably? You don't know what you look like?

>> No.49811211

>>49811079
Average zoomer white man too.

>> No.49811229

>>49810794
narrow skulls
big yikes

>> No.49811234

>>49811082
> recessed jaw/chin
Let's not be antisemitic here

>> No.49811284

>>49810794
these people unironically look like most people i see in the street.

>> No.49811288

>>49810794
>Imagine the smell

>> No.49811289

>>49810794
I look like the guy on the bottom right and get pussy easily on tinder, I'm also 5'3. The secret is women don't actually give a shit about your looks, it's about confidence and personality, literally only incels obsess over looks.

>> No.49811302

>>49811289
BULLSHIT

>> No.49811314

>>49811188
I'm fatter than him, I'm really bad with comparing faces, and his image looks a bit stretched. All this together and I'm not too sure. His phenotype does seem the closest to mine though, except the big nigger lips.

>> No.49811330

>>49811302
incel

>> No.49811336

>>49811289
>I look like the guy on the bottom right
>5'3
>it's about confidence and personality
The larp of all larps.

>> No.49811346

>>49810794
I'm beautiful.

>> No.49811350

>>49811289
a 5'3 chud getting matches and pussy from Tinder of all places ffs. These larpers are funny af.

>> No.49811355

because big time crypto investors are nerds who think that becoming rich will make women be interested in them which isnt true, so in the end they will just always lose.

>> No.49811366

>>49811350
I'm not a chud though, I'm a leftist.

>> No.49811368

>>49811289
Based chudmaxxed short king

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>>49811289
fucking fat uggos is not an achievement
at least incels have standards, albeit unrealistic

>> No.49811442

>>49811302
>>49811336
>>49811350
Look at these seething incels.