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BOBOS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>> No.49804343
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>>49804325
OK LG

>> No.49804382
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>>49804325
Still time to buy silver, cryptokeks.

>> No.49804390
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>> No.49804430

Cmon cryptobros let me drink more of your tears

>> No.49804457

>>49804325
10k? Try 3k.

>> No.49804470
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below 10k?

>> No.49804490

That’s still weeks away

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>>49804325
can't wait bros

>> No.49804554

>>49804490
Monday.

>> No.49804591

>>49804490
it will be 10k when the stock market opens on monday. i guarantee it.

>> No.49804593

>>49804325
https://oasis.app/25977#Overview
>Target acquired

>> No.49804600

>>49804390
Tranny bull?

>> No.49804602

>>49804591
>Monday
Nice try

>> No.49804623

should i open a short now or wait for a little pump?

>> No.49804629

>>49804490
Don’t go to sleep tonight KEK

>> No.49804642

>>49804591
Sorry, no stocks Monday. We're too busy worshiping niggers.

>> No.49804720

>>49804642
what the fuck is juneteenth?

>> No.49805059

>>49804720
GET A LOAD OF THIS CHUD

>> No.49805112

>>49804720
>juneteenth
A mistake

>> No.49805848

>>49804720
Moon Cricket 4th of July

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>>49804325

>> No.49805894
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Reporting in

>> No.49805991
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Bulls are still huffing copium?! Lmao

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>>49804325

>> No.49806233

>>49804325
I just bought 20k worth of BTC. It's not going lower. The dip was a freak occurrence.

>> No.49806256

>>49804390
this is perverse

>> No.49806259
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>>49806233
Fake news

>> No.49806292
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>I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

>> No.49806334

>>49804490
This is going to sound like a larp or something, but my dad's firm works with a few bitcoin companies and he told me that several are going bankrupt tonight and have zero hope of receiving bailout loans. The few ones that are left will be killed by the resultant price drop from the sell off if they haven't sold already.

That's all to say it could unironically hit $1,000 in the next 24 hours

>> No.49806336

>>49806259
Cope
You have a better chance of Dodgecoin going to 10,000 before BTC

>> No.49806355

>>49804325
wheres the laught thread bobo?

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>>49804325
I'm here...

>> No.49806929

>>49806334
lmao my dad is the president and he said bitcoin is going to 90k in 2 weeks

>> No.49807074
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Shitcoin carcass in the alley this morning, whale dumping on the bag holders. This financial market is afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of kikes and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their taxes and wasteful spending will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" ...and I'll look down, and whisper "No."

>> No.49807376

>>49806929
The president of Honduras I assume?

>> No.49807456

>>49806256
MUMU GETS WHAT HE DESERVES!

>> No.49807549
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49807549

Whale manipulation:
>Price going up because whales buy in BIG
>Positive news hits the world, normies buy in
>Whales dump, price goes down
>Bad news inflicts panic on normies
>Scalpers/shorts make the

>> No.49807577

>>49807549
> ...price go down
>Then the whales but in cheap again and start the process over

>> No.49808469

>>49807549
What happens if the whales feel that the reward is no longer worth the risk, and that they would rather cash out?
What happens then, cryptofren?

Don't forget, diamond hands! Don't let go of that bag!

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49809583

How do you transfer crypto into cash?
How does it work?
Who gives you the money? Is it that tether thing?

>> No.49809632

$10k BTC means $250 ETH. Will slurp up all the ETH I can at that price.

>> No.49809662

>>49804554 >>49804591
that'd make for a fun time

>>49806334
kek

>> No.49809678

>>49804457
3k? Try $3,500.

>> No.49809682

>>49804325
at 10k even I buy
>>49804390
is this worksafe? jannies?

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>>49808469
80% gold here heheh, i sold at beggining of war in ukraine

>> No.49809694

>>49804325
Hello gentlemen

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>>49804325
going to sleep now.
looking forward to 13,000 when I get up.

>> No.49809774

>>49806929
>t. Nayib Cuckele

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>>49804325
OP, tell me this will actually happen. I'll be glad to pick up QANX at much cheaper prices.
When Newchip accelerator program is over, I'll become a whale because of QANX

>> No.49810680

>>49804325
I hope so, but I don't think it will. I'm scared to short. 18, 14k and especially 12k is a huge support. Look at all the structure there back in 2018/2019.

>> No.49810681

>>49804325
10k? Try 2,400. I work at an investment firm and this is the figure the quant guys are banking on.

>> No.49810698

>>49804457
>try 3k
yea, just like in 2018 people saying try 1k. you'll be priced out if you try to target the minimum. You won't guess it.

>> No.49810782

>>49804325
IRL Mentat checking in. Can't disclose this to the Twitter Bros, as it will sound too grandiose. Meanwhile your captchas are designed to stop me from even posting this. But btc will bottom out at 11.8K. This means the time to start slurping with your reserves is as soon as it touches 14K.

Don't worry about screencapping this. I will screencap it myself.

>> No.49810800

>>49810782
The quant guys at work are pretty confident at $2,400.

>> No.49810820

>>49804325
bobo squaaaad whats up
lets red this shit like communism all over the chart

>> No.49810923

>>49810800
Because they're using stupid made-up analytical techniques, not Mentat-powers. I think crypto is stupid but even the lowest possible end here is about $8500. I currently own zero coins but will start buying in btc at 14K and eth at 700.

>> No.49810952

>>49810923
Even the junior in their team is on 300k p.a., they get results, man.

>> No.49811091

>>49810952
Then it's good to know they can easily hire me on for more as a consultant, as I continue to run my other business.

>> No.49811131

>>49804325
MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK $18K

>> No.49811554

>>49804325
Sorry bobos but it's mathematically impossible to go under 18k
I mean, it's physically impossible to go under 15k
On a metaphysical chiropractic level it's impossible to go under 10k

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>>49804325
It is going to zero.
I live in Europa and even the most dim of normans were talking about Bitcoin, coupled with mass adaption there is the constant dread of it all being a ponzi scheme. You can do nothing with it, even black market buying and selling will not save it(And I doubt said people would even care, as they only put in what they need for a transaction).
Even when it will go up it will be because Gen A or B picks it up, because they are the only ones not familiar with it when they grow old enough. Expect the coin to go back to 2011 levels of value and stay there for years.

>> No.49812182

>>49810800
Fuck off. I'll kill myself if it goes to 2400. I bought in at fucking 55k..

>> No.49812254

>>49812182
you understand how IDs work right? You just replied to yourself and everyone knows

>> No.49812291

>>49805991
Every time it stops falling they find a NEW AND IMPROVED UNBREAKABLE™ DIAMOND FLOOR™

>> No.49812334

>>49806334
My dad's Nintendo just flew over my house, its a classic sell signal

>> No.49812345

>>49812254
Technically they could just be on the same IP.

That chance is about as big as bitcoin not dropping any further though.

>> No.49812349

>>49807549
Just need to add the noose knot to the decades line

>> No.49812434

>>49812182
Why the fuck are you talking to yourself you weird cunt

>> No.49812518

>>49812254
The guys in quant are confident at $2,400.

>> No.49812698
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49812698

I can feel it this time, the buy pressure is more organic. We're going back to 21k today

>> No.49812748

>>49812698
The only organic thing here is the shit coming out of your mouth.

>> No.49813240

Imagine trying to pump and scalp today

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WE GOT TO COCKY BOBOKUN

>> No.49813494

Got liquidated at 20050. ggs. Yesterday I had 13k, now I have $4207

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>>49804325
AND JUST LIKE THAT

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this thread didnt age well

>> No.49815018

ponzi was trending on twitter when i got up this morning.
i think it might be a bottom signal t bh.
i still expect 12k, but not getting cocky.

>> No.49815067

This is a shake out. They are dipping and pumping to liquidate leverage. And they arent finished yet.

>> No.49815209

>>49809682
>j-jannies!! im being virtually raped!
You look at your portfolio being raped at work too, what's the difference?

>> No.49815263

We got a few hours till the sellers wake up again. Who the fuck was buying while lards were asleep?

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>>49804325
let them enjoy their little ded cate bounce

>> No.49816168

>>49810782
>>49810800
based on what? The same technicals that said 20k will be the bottom?
There's nothing that says what the bottom will be. This shit is worthless and driven on complete momentum itself lol.
Only price movements that can really be predicted are on the extreme short term with order book imbalance/depth and momentum.

>> No.49816654

>>49804325
Sup guys
CME gap <$10k >$9.5k
A lot of people calling for $11-12k bottom but IMO if we go that low we would likely just push further and fill that gap. So that's my thesis for why $10k or even $8k is a real possibility.
ETH is looking like $3xx

>> No.49816900

>>49804325
Is this thread filled with poor people?

>> No.49816989

>>49804325
Open a short with 20x leverage then. Free money right?

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>>49804325
they never listen

>> No.49817042

>>49804390
since when do bulls have udders? stop posting fake news Bobo!

>> No.49817060

>>49804325
You're pushing your luck, there's no way that's gonna happen

>> No.49817097

>>49816900
We sold, so no

>> No.49817133

>>49806334

Larping faggot. My dad is the CEO of BTC. Never going below 15k.

>> No.49817142

>>49816900
All first time bobos in here. Can't wait to take their money

>> No.49817206

>>49804600
>stock market literally on HRT currently

>> No.49817222

>>49804600
Bobo is a BTC (Bull to Cow) trannoid

>> No.49817283

>>49806334
My dad is an accountant at bitcoin, he's been beating my mom for weeks now because he's under so much stress.
Im worried theyre going to have a divorce, and the house n1gger will end up being my step dad.
What do anons?

>> No.49817302

>>49817097
>We
You and the voices in your head?

>> No.49817630

>>49817302
>The internal monologue profit enjoyer vs the NPC hold all the way down enthusiast

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i had a dream that bitcoin dropped to 10k holy shit

>> No.49817913

>>49817283
>the house nigger
kek

>> No.49818052

>>49817042
Since back at the barnyard

>> No.49818501

>>49808469
They are addicted to big swings, and crypto has the biggest on offer, they won't be able to walk away for long. "oh look! my lil stock is up 20% this month! wow!"

>> No.49818579

>>49817740
And it will be only a dream pathetic cuck

>> No.49818701

>>49804720
Nigmas, Coonteenth, or Jumeteemf, is the celebration of america's national religion, worshipping niggers.

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bobros?? what is this..

>> No.49818794
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>>49804325
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49818813

>>49818793
a relief rally on a sunday with zero volume

>> No.49819095

>>49818793
Clan of the Cavebobos, we got too cocky.

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Bobo are you ok? Are you ok?
Are you ok, bobo?

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>>49818793
Bros imma nervous.

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newfag here, what protects BTC from a death spiral?

>> No.49820042

>>49819712
Iranian, Russian and Venezuelan trade.
Also black market and HRT drugs

>> No.49820271

>>49817630
Can you be more cringe?

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>>49819164
Highly volatile market

>> No.49820492

>>49820271
I can be not losing money bagholding shitcoins down to zero

>> No.49820544

Juneteenth tomorrow. GTFO now while you still can lmfao

>> No.49820591

what did i miss. We hit 10k yet?

>> No.49820852

>>49820544
Why? Is it gonna dump?

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>>49804382

>> No.49820897
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bout to open a x20 lev short

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>>49804325
Try Zero

I am chilling at a luxury professional pedicure.

>> No.49821112

what the fuck is a junetenth? Tomorrow is the 20h

>> No.49821149

>>49821112
the jews proclaimed it a nigger holiday

>> No.49821159

>>49809583
Money? Once you have crypto you can only exchange it for drugs. Maybe you can sell the heroin

>> No.49821215

>>49804457
try March 2020

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>mfw it Barts

>> No.49821991

>>49804720
A day that niggers without fathers celebrate
>>49804325
You better be right about 10k I don't want to have to buy on the way up to 25k because you were wrong
I have my USDC ready in a new metamask that has never been used before to limit any chance of getting my wallet hacked

>> No.49822160

>>49821991
I opened a shirt at 19100 so he better fuckin be right.

>> No.49822727

We knew the risk and we also knew this could happen beforehand, Anon. Don't get carried away by the glory days. Syscon-enabled ZK-rollups are being perceived as one of the most promising scalability mechanisms, pushing the industry to new heights

>> No.49822859

bobo are you okay?

>> No.49822871

>

>> No.49822899

>>49804325
Fuck you bobo. You said it was going to 10k so i placed a large short @ 19k. Just got liquidated. Fuck you cunt.

>> No.49822988

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU BOBO, COPE AND SNEED

>> No.49823032

>>49822899
>original shitpost lies
>new shitposts lying going in with he original lie
I fucking hate this place

>> No.49823555

>>49806334
Even though many crypto companies are going to go bankrupt, bitcoin is not going to fall to 1k that fast or ever. yeash

>> No.49823631

>>49810800
Nobody uses quant techniques on bitcoin. crypto has no fundamental value hence no valuation formulas work on it other than just historical ones but anyone who looks at a long timeframe frame chart can figure that information.

>> No.49823660

>>49804325
I think you mistyped 20k...

>> No.49823702

>>49812182
lol retard poster just replied to himself. Go outside and get a life bro