/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49793433]

LOCAL BOTTOM IS NOW BUY BUY BUY
SELL BACK AGAIN AROUND $25000

[Anonymous No.49793508]

>>49793433
*SSSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF*

[Anonymous No.49793563]

>>49793433
that's a man

[Anonymous No.49793582]

>>49793433
After GME MOASS's I will get a sugarbaby like your pic related if things don't work out with the Dutch girl I'm talking to.

[Anonymous No.49793587]

>>49793433
I wonder if even the faintest poo smell eminates from that section of fabric covering her stinkhole.
I bet not. I bet it smells like roses. Until I shove my fist in there to create a mudslide (Anthony Cumia)

[Anonymous No.49793598]

>>49793508
it looks better than it smells

[Anonymous No.49793601]

>>49793433

[Anonymous No.49793654]

>>49793433
Tucking game on point

[Anonymous No.49793826]

>>49793587
I've only been with one girl and I don't know if all girls are like this and just have genetically non-smelly buttholes or if her hygiene was so good but her asshole never smelled like poo ever. She loved a finger up her ass while fucking and the first time I did it I was afraid my finger would smell like shit but it didn't. Like I would go up to the knuckle in her ass and it never smelled. I ate her ass once or twice too and it didn't smell or taste bad at all. And it's not like we only fucked after she showered, sometimes I'd get her when she's back from work and she's sweaty and it still never smelled. More experienced anons, are all women like this?

[Anonymous No.49793893]

>>49793563
soooo fuunnny you fucking tranny cunt kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49794156]

>>49793598
>asshole smells like shit
Who woulda thunk it?

[Anonymous No.49794207]

>>49793598
maybe have your girl shower next time buddy

[Anonymous No.49794220]

>>49793433
it is mathematically impossible for that to be a woman

[Anonymous No.49794271]

>>49793598
yeha but that's the point
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

[Anonymous No.49794309]

>>49793826
It was a dream

[Anonymous No.49794323]

>>49794156
>>49794207
fags

[Anonymous No.49794325]

>>49793433
oh look, another clown who can't accept the new reality
keep buying those dips bozo

[Anonymous No.49794329]

>>49793433
>>49793826
why are you morons so hopelessly autistic about women

[Anonymous No.49794378]

Buy now and sell back at 10k! Do it /biz

[Anonymous No.49794403]

SEX

[Anonymous No.49794514]

>>49793826
If they take care of their hygiene, health and weight. Yes.

[Anonymous No.49794542]

>>49794329
what the fuck dude i'm just asking a question. i know for a fact that even if I took a great shower, if I stick a finger in my ass up to the knuckle, the finger will smell like shit. so it was very surprising that it doesn't with a woman. these are not discussions i can have with people in my life, i always thought i could discuss shit like this with you guys.

[Anonymous No.49794828]

>>49794542
My ex's pussy smells like ass and her ass smells even worse

[Anonymous No.49794857]

>>49794323
no u

[Anonymous No.49794964]

>tfw disgusting fat bitch coworker is on her period again

I can smell her

[Anonymous No.49794968]

>>49793433

[Anonymous No.49795154]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.49795169]

my gfs pussy doesn't smell or taste bad and i've always wondered how uncommon this is. shes also built like a 12 year old/ops pic, like 5ft0 and similarly flexible. pretty sure many here would say she has an ugly face (realistically accuse me of doing the billionares wife meme) but i think shes cute.

[Anonymous No.49795200]

>>49793826
No they are not all like that. I'm guessing she was either a very feminine girly girl type or maybe a health nut. The feminine girly girls are very meticulous about how they appear for you and everyone else. This is important, because it means her ass is completely hairless, she'll wipe very diligently, and she'll eat a healthy diet so she doesn't gain weight. Really healthy and young girls also get benefit from some of these effects. But also note that she enjoys anal play, she makes extra sure she's ready for you before you meet up. I have never had a shit issue with experienced feminine girls that like anal. Girls that aren't feminine and vain sometimes have stink even if they are healthy, unless they love anal. If you didn't cum in her ass, you made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.49795244]

>>49793598
I love girlbutt and could inhale it daily

[Anonymous No.49795261]

>>49793433
absolutely wonderful body and girl. Faith in humanity: restored.

[Anonymous No.49795283]

>>49793826
sometimes i would put my finger in my gf's butt and feel a poopoo turd

[Anonymous No.49795385]

>>49795154
this

[Anonymous No.49795435]

>>49795283
this

[Anonymous No.49795541]

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Anonymous No.49795545]

>>49795200
Actually she wasn't too feminine and she getting thicker during the pandemic but she cared about what she ate and had been a vegan at one point shortly before we dated. We lived together so I would've noticed her getting ready before we fucked. She never did let me put my dick in her ass (I'm not too big into anal either) but she enjoyed the finger.

[Anonymous No.49795589]

>>49795545
Have you ever heard her fart?

[Anonymous No.49795617]

>>49795283
nice

[Anonymous No.49795666]

>>49795154
based

[Anonymous No.49795664]

>>49795589
Yes but I didn't stick around when she did, I just evacuated the area so I don't know what they smelled like. I'm not a brapp guy

[Anonymous No.49795731]

>>49793433
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFFFFTTTFFFFF

[Anonymous No.49795835]

>>49795283
Didja smelt it afterwards??

[Anonymous No.49795884]

>>49795664
She's not embarassed to fart in front of you?

[Anonymous No.49795957]

>>49793598
You can't tell that based on just a picture. It heavily depends on her diet and metabolism.

[Anonymous No.49795983]

>What do you mean this isn't acceptable attire for the gym/school/church/public? You fucking bigot, I wear this to be comfortable, not for you to get a hard cock!
>oh hey, Chad! Ugh can you get rid of this creep, please, he's staring at my butthole again.

[Anonymous No.49796140]

>>49795884
We got serious very quickly because we started dating just as the quarantines started, and here in Europe we had curfews where we couldn't even get out of the house at certain hours so we were practically living together just a few months in.

[Anonymous No.49796152]

>>49793563
that's a picture

[Anonymous No.49796222]

>>49795283
this happened my second time doing anal with my ex gf, that's when I stopped

[Anonymous No.49796267]

>>49795957
and if she is good at wiping her ass. Not all girls are good at wiping thoroughly, and some have a contour around the butthole that makes a complete wiping difficult.

[Anonymous No.49796311]

>>49793433
It is mooning anon back up to 18k

[Anonymous No.49796330]

>>49793433
God imagine burying your face in her

[Anonymous No.49796359]

>>49796140
Got it. My gf after 4 years of dating is still mortally horrified if she ever braps in front of me. Your gf sounds based lel.

[Anonymous No.49796393]

STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT

[Anonymous No.49796401]

>>49796267
Imagine if she had loads of hair down there, the poop would dry all crusty along the hairs and then she'd make you lick it hahah, gross!

[Anonymous No.49796419]

>>49793433

[Anonymous No.49796432]

>>49796267
There are people who still use toilet paper and/or wipe their asses in the XXI century?? Must be an american thing. Pretty barbaric nation overall.

[Anonymous No.49796434]

Stop talking about anuses that beautiful lady is for impregnating on the wedding night as I pierce her hymen and cervix.

[Anonymous No.49796452]

>>49796434
t. a nonfag

[Anonymous No.49796470]

>>49793433
No one even ASKED for sauce, I'm kind of impressed.

[Anonymous No.49796544]

>>49796470
Sauce

[Anonymous No.49796559]

>>49793826
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought by the length of this post it was copy pasta, but no, it's just an anon's heartfelt nostalgia of the girl with the stinkless anus.
I envy you so.

[Anonymous No.49796582]

>>49796434
Fag

[Anonymous No.49796602]

>>49796432
Yeah, us civilized folk get our assholes pounded by water blasted from a nozzle that just had a gay AIDS guy shit diarrhea all over it.

[Anonymous No.49796764]

>>49795283

[Anonymous No.49796772]

>>49796559
it was pretty great anon, i remember her fondly

[Anonymous No.49796818]

>>49796602
teehee

[Anonymous No.49796844]

>>49793433
Dont mind If I do

[Anonymous No.49796868]

>>49796401
it happens.. some women have hairy buttholes .. I don't go near that shit (no pun intended)

[Anonymous No.49796897]

>>49795283
I know that feel. I was a fucking coomer at 19, man.

[Anonymous No.49796945]

>>49796602
Well in a public bathrooms its another story, but if you live in a nation where most people dont have their own private toilete douche at home then Im sorry but you're still a long way behind the truly civilized world.

[Anonymous No.49796979]

>>49793826
I think you have your answer anon. Marry her.
The stinkless woman. Your job is to have many daughters.

[Anonymous No.49797032]

>>49794828
Probably wipes back to front. Outch.

[Anonymous No.49797109]

>>49793563
World tucking champion 2 years running.

[Anonymous No.49797119]

i would french kis her puzy

[Anonymous No.49797154]

I genuinely love /biz/ genuinest most sovlful board in 4chan

Just tell me where else in 4chan people has this level of maturity in order to allow themselves talk freely about topics that captivate their attention and follow through these extends?

[Anonymous No.49797293]

Wow, I’m jealous of all the sniffers in this thread. It seems like a nice experience. It’s not something I’ll ever experience.

[Anonymous No.49797300]

>>49797154
Simply amazing, you dont get anything like this as frequently as here in any other place on the internet

[Anonymous No.49797316]

>>49795283
>>49796222
This happened to me when I was 19. I was dating a senior in high school, and she wanted me to put it in her ass. So, you know, you start by fingering their ass with one finger then work in more fingers... well, by the time I got to three fingers, I felt something that felt like a pebble: it was a fucking shit nugget. So I have three fingers in there, and I'm going to fuck that ass, so, I pinched that turd curd and PULLED IT OUT. I came in her ass. Pussy smelled god fucking awful but I didn't know how bad pussy should smell since she was my first. Bitch cheated on me. As far as I know, her pussy is still rank.

[Anonymous No.49797334]

>>49797154
>>49797300
lurk more

[Anonymous No.49797376]

>>49797316
The last time I fucked her ass, I went in dry. This was after I had found out she had cheated on me. I gave her a rectovaginal fistula. Look it up, sweaty. Now her pussy is doubly cursed.

[Anonymous No.49797449]

>>49797154
This. From finance and stock market stuff to autistic shit and fart topics. Just another. Just another day on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.49797641]

>>49797376
You're not fooling anyone Ranjeet

[Anonymous No.49797680]

>>49793563
So what?

[Anonymous No.49797717]

>>49793598
It’s always best when there’s a hint of poo

[Anonymous No.49797735]

>>49793433
I wonder if I stick my penor in, would it need to twist like she is to get all the way in. It would be interesting to see how inside organs look like in that position