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497922 No.497922 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys, I need to make a 1000% return on my investment. The question is what do I do that will let me get it within 3-4 months. Preferably even less.

>> No.497923

>>497922
get a job

>> No.497926

>>497923
I have a job. Im not asking about that

>> No.497928

>kickstarter
>offer 3D printer (or other shit you can easily build for cheap)

>> No.497930

>>497922
If anybody knew, they wouldn't tell you. Hot hand in a dice game is your best bet.

>> No.497931

>>497928
I cant build a 3d printer.

>> No.497932

don't even need $400 for my idea

>give 4000 blow jobs at $1 a pop
or
>give 400 blow jobs at $10 a pop
or
>give 40 blow jobs at $100 a pop
or
>give 4 really good blow jobs at $1000 a pop

>> No.497941

>>497931
I'm sure you can. You just take an open source one like everyone else.
There's lots of crap on kickstarter that you can do for $4k.

>> No.497944

>>497941
I have 400 to start. 4000 is the goal

>> No.497947

>>497922

borrow a friends nice camera and get a cute grill to star in a video for some bullshit product you make up and put it on kickstarter with your 400 dollars. Offer some shitty rewards for donating and set a 6000 dollar goal.

I've done this 4 times and only once failed, netted 14k so far.

Don't be a faggot op.

>> No.497950

>>497947
Shitty rewards as in? Tshirts or something?
What kinds of products? Basically everything is physical.

>> No.497965

>>497944
yes, you can easily get 4k from ks
>>497950
not him but try to search here
http://www.kickspy.com/projects
select criteria on right

>> No.497970

>>497965
Thanks. gonna go this route probably.

>> No.497978

Anyone else have ideas

>> No.497981

Buy lottery tickets or take your money to Vegas

>> No.498075

>>497932
>>497978

Suck dicks for $40 a pop

boom 100 dicks and you got it

100 dicks isn't even that much dude

>> No.498093

>>498075
I would rather shoot my dick off. and that wasn't me anyway

>> No.498095

>>497947
>>497965
do they not check what the money goes to? what kind of video? usually it's advertising a product or going to a good cause. Is it fraud if you lie completely and just keep the cash?

>> No.498121

>>498095
seriously

>> No.498128

>>497922

Let gay men jizz in your butthole for $100 each.

>> No.498131

>>498128
your posts are just pointless.

>> No.498133

>>498131
buy bitcoins on coinbase and sell on localbitcoins for moneypak for 30% higher

>> No.498135

Learn to count cards and play blackjack

>> No.498140

buy a gun and rob a bank

>> No.498141

>>498140
Nice.

>>498133
Not enough people interested in bitcoin to buy.

>>498135
Illegal in Jew York

>> No.498144

>>497922
If anyone knew how to legally make 1000% return on an investment, they would not share it.

Do you actually think someone on /biz/ is just going to give you a way to make that much money for free?

>> No.498244

>>497947

it's that easy to do a kick starter? I have a halfway decent small business idea and $6K would be like fast forwarding that project like six months

>> No.498319

>>497932
haha girls have it easy

>> No.498351

>>498244
>it's that easy to do a kick starter?
Did you even check what kind of shit and scams get funded on KS?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad
>>498095
>do they not check what the money goes to?
no, it just has to be within their rules
>what kind of video?
viral crap featuring facebook retards, watch some videos
>usually it's advertising a product or going to a good cause.
>good cause
hahaha
>Is it fraud if you lie completely and just keep the cash?
yes, but no one gives a fuck, you just need to pretend it went wrong and you lost all money on the development, but if you don't offer the product itself as KS reward then it's OK

>> No.498443

>>498141
Everyone is just fucking with you because /biz/ gets threads like this every day.

>I have x amount of money how do I make more.

But here is some serious input.

>Go to the casino.
>Roullete
>bet everything on 24
>win
>give 10k to the homeless guy outside
>you got 4k now

>> No.498546

>>498319
girls?

>> No.498703

>>498319
>>498546
he must be new

>> No.498748

>>497932
your making a quantitative valuation you don't even really need to make. I mean as long as you enter into a contract with no specific language, the quality of the blowjob is kinda a moot point.

>> No.498763
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498763

Serious post:
you're not going to do it without risk. If you want to make a 1000% return within such a short period of time, you need to accept there WILL be risk, and the options available to you are immensely unstable.

That said:
Forex.

1. Enter a trade that is approaching either a historic low or high. EURGBP at present is one of these.
2. With a trade volume of 10,000, scalp like a motherfucker. $5 here, $10 here. When you reach 600$, scalp with 20,000. When you reach $1000, scalp with 30,000. Once you reach $1500, scalp with 40,000. Its possible to achieve this point within 30-45 days as long as you scalp efficiently, and identify relevant "pressure" points on the 1, 4 and 8 hourly charts.
3. Go balls deep with a 100k trade on one of these currencies at their extreme (USD/CAD is another that should be on the radar) and you earn appx $3000/150 pips. Which mean you just need to enter one of these pairs at the right point of turning. EURGBP is close to this point.
4. There you go, $4000 in 4 months. Theres a moderate chance of it fucking up EVEN if you know what you're doing; but I cant think of anything that will give you the same shot.

>> No.498796

>>498763
For someone new to forex that's an impossible task especially with scalping. Don't do forex you'll just piss $400 away

>> No.498806

prostitute yourself

or rob someone you know

>> No.498816

>>498796
I dont disagree, but it is the only way I KNOW which works. Ive made closer to 1500% profit this way within 4 months.

>> No.499065

>>498351
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad
What the hell?
Dude is a genius, and an entrepenuer of extreme bullshittery. What's the bullshit story behind this madness?

>> No.499194

>>499065

It was a contest between him and one or two friends. I don't remember what they were making, but I one with a few dollars in compared to this guy when he was at $30k. They started at the same time.

Potato salad confirmed meme food.

I sort of hope this guy goes on to get rich off dumb bullshit.