/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL:

[Anonymous No.49771280]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Naganami
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous: >>49765654

[Anonymous No.49771305]

laugh at cryptards general

[Anonymous No.49771346]

*knock* *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock*
*rattle rattle rattle*
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD**THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*

[Anonymous No.49771357]

Small caps...

[Anonymous No.49771356]

>>49771305
you do realize we're gonna be crying next tuesday too right?

[Anonymous No.49771360]

>trades like qqq for years
This thing should be a good infltaion hedge.

[Anonymous No.49771373]

Sex with Dekomori and Shinka while I mock crypto bulls.

[Anonymous No.49771377]

THIS IS THE BOTTOM BUY IN NOW ITS A FIRESALE!!!!!!!!
DON'T LET THE HEDGIES GET YOUR SHARES FOR CHEAP MY FELLOW APES!

[Anonymous No.49771382]

*Repost from last thread
Please help. I am so new to this, how do I invest in stock indices? I can't find where to do it on CMC. Where do I click?

[Anonymous No.49771394]

>>49771280
Bullish stocks are rare these days.
MDB is one of them.

[Anonymous No.49771412]

>>49771382
If you don't even know what the tickers are for indices.... Don't buy anything, do some reading first or you will lose everything.

[Anonymous No.49771489]

>>49771382
Niggers like this who don't even know index tickers want to do stocks and Mumutards tell me fucking bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.49771506]

>>49771356
Investors are simply selling cryptocurrency in order to buy treasurys.

[Anonymous No.49771532]

>>49771346
FUCK IT'S THAT FUCKING ZIP BOBO

[Anonymous No.49771554]

IT'S OVER DUCK.JPG

[Anonymous No.49771575]

what happens to us on tuesday

[Anonymous No.49771584]

>>49771346
Thank god for niggers I get to keep that psycho locked out for one more day

[Anonymous No.49771604]

what should add or remove from the list?

[Anonymous No.49771620]

God I hate being socially awkward or autistic, I'll never a girl. Its not fun anymore, I don't want to be a wizard. There should be a LONLY index tha tracks the current percentage of zoomers not having sex, its fucking rising and at least I can profit from my doom

[Anonymous No.49771655]

>>49771506
They're buying MDB.

[Anonymous No.49771667]

>>49771620
Take the wahhmbulance to floor reddit.

[Anonymous No.49771684]

>>49771620
short MTCH

[Anonymous No.49771709]

>>49771412
>>49771489
I'm not trying to be a trader. I am just going to put some money into an index and then fuck off for 2 decades. Trading is not for me, but I don't want to lose to inflation.

[Anonymous No.49771757]

>>49771709
if you're ultra long then why do u care what happens in these next few years? wouldn't everything be in an extreme discount for you?

[Anonymous No.49771761]

>>49771655
no we're buying ccxi you faggot. tech hasnt bottomed yet, pharmaceuticals and biotech has. just look at XBI vs XLK.

[Anonymous No.49771801]

>>49771761
Lol. Oh boy

[Anonymous No.49771809]

>>49771382
They are just like regular stocks, mostly. Their nature is quite different but it shouldnt matter at this point.
What you need to know is that the index itself is a model compiled by a financial service company (best example is standard & poors) and they sell/concede the index (ex: SP500, Russel 2000, etc) to other companies who actually manage the funds. These companies offer several products which can be condominium funds or exchange-traded funds. The former is the traditional style of index funds and more decentralized, but the latter is much more popular due to superior liquidity.
You should probably be looking into the etfs that are avaliable in your region. Most countries have an SPX/SPY equivalent. The main difference between indexes of the same class is the size of the share and whether they distribute the earning to your account or immediately invest back onto itself. Accumulating funds tend to be better for most scenarios due to tax concerns. Shift to distributing if you want to live off passive income, though.
If you dont want to think, just go with any SP500 US indexed fund. Its the safest bet there is, but, as with any stock investment, returns are not guaranteed. Go with bonds if you only want to protect yourself against inflation while not facing any risk.

[Anonymous No.49771818]

this is semi-unrelated to the current economy but i think i might never understand how the stock market works
i can spend days upon days upon days learning all the technical aspects, the terminology, macro and micro economics and yet i still don't know how to pick good stocks
i look at a company which ticks all the boxes and then they totally fall apart
how do you know if a company will be worth more in the future?

don't make me beg

[Anonymous No.49771842]

>>49771757
I don't care what happens in the next few years. My question is where do I click on the CMC page to invest in indices?

The website says I have to do CFD trading only for indices, or I can invest in an ETF or mETF. Which one should I do?

[Anonymous No.49771874]

>>49771818
I mean.. you gotta look at the big picture anon
You have to look whether we're in a bull market or a bear market
This is the worst start to the year since 1929
You cannot expect your good stocks that you're identifying to be going up right now
Google "stock market beta" to see why
Everything is getting hammered - it doesn't matter if you're a great company or a shit company, you're still taking a huge haircut

[Anonymous No.49771892]

>>49771842
Dude open a vanguard account and buy SPY or VOO

[Anonymous No.49771897]

>>49771809
Thanks friend. I have already read about what indices are before I decided to invest in them. I am just super retarded right now and don't know where to click to invest in an index? So I have to do it through an ETF? Specifically I'm looking for S&P/ASX500. I can't figure it out though.

[Anonymous No.49771923]

>>49771818
You need to just bee urself and pick out a good stock.

I mean it. There is no trick. You need to look at a chart and ask yourself if this looks good. You need to look at financials and ask yourself if they look good. You need to look at what the company does and ask yourself if you would ever use their products or services.

One "no" isn't a deal breaker but if you answer no to all of these then maybe the stock is just shit?
When I buy stocks I go by 50% technicals, 25% sentiment and 25% my own gut feeling.

[Anonymous No.49771931]

>>49771818
no matter what you picked at the start of the year, unless it was oil, energy, shipping or certain memestocks, you would have done shit
sometimes the greater market simply won't let you do well
the important part now is to try identify what has been violently oversold but has a future, much like the COVID crash

[Anonymous No.49771942]

How much did you lose this week?

[Anonymous No.49771944]

>>49771818
because you're stockpicking, and stockpicking is hard. look, if your intention is to buy something and just hold it for a really long time (not caring if it's up 10% one day or down 20% the next) then you should look into something called mutual funds, basically a basket of stocks that's professionally managed on your behalf, typically used to follow an index (just a big list of 500 compies for example). you don't need a lot of money to get in on this either

but yeah, look at pic related. you're setting yourself up for failure trying to find and time that one unicorn. and i say "time" because timing the market is hard, a lot of people don't realize this but you have to time not just when you get in, but also when you out

why play the game when u can buy the game

[Anonymous No.49771945]

>>49771489
Well it looks like we are still at the top

[Anonymous No.49771960]

>>49771942
I never lose until I sell

[Anonymous No.49771988]

>>49771942
I gained $250+

[Anonymous No.49771989]

>>49771897
Yes. You cant trade indexes directly. You want a fund that follows said index (S&P500). The biggest name in the market are the rothschilds, with blackstone. Check their website for all the products they offer. You should be looking at SPX and SPY (or the australian direct receipt tracker avaliable to you), which are S&P500-following funds.

[Anonymous No.49772036]

>>49771942
I gained 35%

[Anonymous No.49772050]

>>49771874
>>49771923
>>49771931
>>49771944
thanks for the advice buddies
pic related next week

[Anonymous No.49772052]

>>49771989
>You cant trade indexes directly.
tell that to my SPX options

[Anonymous No.49772067]

>>49771923
>When I buy stocks I go by 50% technicals, 25% sentiment and 25% my own gut feeling.
Don't listen to this retard

[Anonymous No.49772105]

>>49771989
(also, it's indices - not indexes)

[Anonymous No.49772116]

>>49771506
>buying treasuries
lmao, enjoy watching your money burn

[Anonymous No.49772119]

>>49771305
based

[Anonymous No.49772125]

>>49771942
6000, about 30%. That's after already being down 40%, by the way.

[Anonymous No.49772141]

Is this chart worth paying attention to?

[Anonymous No.49772190]

>>49772105
>>49771989
Thanks anons. This is very helpful. I will just lurk these threads now heh :)

[Anonymous No.49772269]

>>49772190
You won't pick winners from smg.
Just try to google the basics and pick some etfs

[Anonymous No.49772290]

>>49772052
You are trading SPY, not SP500. SPY tracks SP500, but they are not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.49772410]

>>49772290
https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/sp_500/spx_options?
I want to give you the benefit of the doubt here.. but I don't know man.. if you don't know what SPX options are, you probably shouldn't be giving financial advice to others..
google "SPX options"
they are not SPY options friend
SPX is the index - you can trade it with options

[Anonymous No.49772763]

>>49772067
Works on my machine!

[Anonymous No.49772855]

>>49772290
Retard

[Anonymous No.49773005]

Anyone have that webm of some bitch on tiktok walking in place and then moving around like some pixar character? I saw it posted here once recently

[Anonymous No.49773020]

Turbo euro certs are low key bussin' fr fr no cap. I love my retarded leverage. 5.2 leverage and it's only this low because SPX crashed and they haven't rolled out the new ones yet on God.

[Anonymous No.49773059]

I was just thinking today- with 11 bumps to the interest rate total, we're probably having at least 15 months of market go down like in 2009. This is assuming we don't double dip like in the 1980s. It really is a red boy summer.

[Anonymous No.49773124]

Will we have a lil’ relief rally until July or is the buttfucking just going to continue nonstop?

[Anonymous No.49773200]

my broker and mom are telling me to hold, but idk. my mom routinely asks me if I'm broke, so maybe its a sign that ill be out of cash for a few years and should exit.

what do you think, biz, should I exit the market or wait out the crash?

[Anonymous No.49773420]

DOW IS UNDER 30,000

SELL EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.49773500]

if all crypto follows bitcoin, what ticker/market do all stocks follow?

[Anonymous No.49773538]

>>49771942
SOXL made my asshole gape.
I did not buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.49773559]

>>49773200
you shouldn't be asking this general for important decisions.

anyways, it depends on the stocks you're holding at this point. a couple of months ago i'd have told you to sell, but it's already pretty late to profit from this kind of macro arbitrage, so the question is whether what you're holding can get fucked royally if we continue dumping.

[Anonymous No.49773561]

>>49771280
All in on inverted leveraged stock

[Anonymous No.49773576]

>>49773561
reminder that leveraged short etfs experience even more chop than long letfs.

[Anonymous No.49773715]

>>49771357
god I wanna stuff my head up a drunk OL's skirt and rub my face all over her nylon-covered thighs and huff her sweaty puss and ass smelling her vaginal discharge and ass sweat through her underwear a heady mix of female scents pheremones and a slight hint of laundry detergent and dryer sheet

[Anonymous No.49773726]

>>49771942
like 14k on my 401k...

[Anonymous No.49773855]

>>49773715

I wanna rip off the the tights of a OL and in feat rage to get at the soft silky underwear and rub the now swelling button.

[Anonymous No.49773928]

>>49773715
>>49773855
>I wanna rip off the the tights of a OL and in feat rage to get at the soft silky underwear and rub the now swelling button.

[Anonymous No.49773984]

how many people took out loans against their crypto holdings and what did they buy with those loans?
how far can this domino effect go?
how many of those fuckers bought BTC on margin then took out a loan and bought houses or TSLA/GME/AMC on margin
at what point do we start to see loans getting called combined with margin calls and forced sales?
i was working at BofA when they started eliminating free credit overnight back in 2007 and you would have thought the world was on fire

[Anonymous No.49774029]

>>49773576
what do u mean

[Anonymous No.49774049]

>>49771280
I want to fuck Dekomori desu

[Anonymous No.49774100]

Money is exiting the crypto markets to pump the equity markets

[Anonymous No.49774114]

>>49774029
They are rebalanced every day. Over time they will go down. Look at sqqq and "zoom out" look at it's all time performance.

[Anonymous No.49774125]

>>49774100
agreed

[Anonymous No.49774147]

>>49774114
well that's because we've been in a bull run for years and to preserve its price they do reverse splits, yeah. if anything like TQQQ, we should see forward splits if we truly enter a recession

[Anonymous No.49774181]

people who are selling crypto where are they putting their money?

[Anonymous No.49774229]

>>49771818

>i think i might never understand how the stock market works

nobody can unless you have huge funds to move it. when market does something and people come up with a reason.
how do you know that the reason is true? just because the line went up or down?
Its not possible to understand. focus on making money.

find a system that works and suits your personality
you need to watch out for risk #1. if you are wrong get out. keep losses small
propabilities. whats the systems win rate? will it be profitable in the long run so being wrong a few times isn't too bad.

just focus on do you make money.

[Anonymous No.49774246]

>>49774181
It never existed, everything in this world is jumped up on credit and margin it’s all a massive illusion.

[Anonymous No.49774260]

>>49774181
nowhere yet cause the markets closed

[Anonymous No.49774312]

It's a fucking mania cult that refuses to die. They will crash and sell their houses take out loans and keep buying. Not just crypto but Nasdaq Techshit in general.

[Anonymous No.49774340]

>>49774260
wonder if there is enough money there to pump the markets a little.

[Anonymous No.49774345]

As bad as I fucked up this year. The cryptokids have fucked up worse.

[Anonymous No.49774375]

>>49774345
>fucked up worse.
You mean to say held longer?

[Anonymous No.49774385]

>>49774181
see
>>49773984
the “people” getting liquidated right now are only beginning their misery they aren’t cashing out gains they’re suffering huge losses they aren’t going to turn around and buy oil or SOXL with whatever they have left, at least not for a while
if they DO have any cash left they’ll probably sit on it

[Anonymous No.49774390]

>>49774181
Paying back margin loans.

[Anonymous No.49774434]

>>49774385
that being said, at least this pretty much guarantees another 4-5 years of Tom Brady
gracious how many elites are getting heemed right now while they sleep

[Anonymous No.49774455]

all the other kids with the pumped up stocks
better run better run
outrun blackrock

[Anonymous No.49774460]

>>49774385
>>49774390
yikes. glad i didnt get into crypto yet.

[Anonymous No.49774524]

>>49774147
Boy do I have a bad feeling x3 leveraged anon are going to get heem'd out of the stratosphere if an actual panic sell off occurs. I think the worst part is their arrogance about how great 3x leverage is and how boogles are dumb for not using it. It reminds me of the crypto crowd.

[Anonymous No.49774532]

most tech stocks are down 50% from their highs, kind of silly for you all to be acting smug for being in stocks instead of crypto. Meanwhile those of us in /pmg/ are feeling very smug and comfy, no huge percentage losses in gold and silver.

[Luiznon No.49774538]

>>49771818
>how do you know if a company will be worth more in the future?
me like company
me invest

[Luiznon No.49774555]

>>49771942
10% i guess

[Anonymous No.49774568]

>>49774532
and no huge gains either, almost like they are kept suppressed and will always stay that way

[Anonymous No.49774572]

>>49774532
No huge percentage gains either. Your shiny rocks will be as worthless as our stocks if shit ever really hit the fans. Now away eith you Gold Merchant! Though stacks are fun to own I am not against owning stacks as a flex. Any good deals?

[Anonymous No.49774586]

>>49774532
>most tech stocks are down 50% from their highs
Yeah, and nobody put a gun to anyone's head to hold this stuff on the way down.
Every equity loses value at some point, but not every investor does.

[Anonymous No.49774603]

>>49774460
>yet
literally why would you ever

[Luiznon No.49774605]

>>49773984
>you would have thought the world was on fire
if it was nobody would care

[Anonymous No.49774663]

>>49774524
i don't understand. why wouldn't SQQQ moon if the market capitulates?

[Anonymous No.49774671]

>>49774605
in 2007 people cared if the world was on fire
not sure what a present day comparison would be

[Anonymous No.49774674]

>>49771818
Half the market is just a dumb jew saying something. MO crashed because a dumb Wallstreet jew said it should be worth less.
Look at how many times the tesla jew vhanged the market.
>TFW YWN have Semitic magic.

[Anonymous No.49774737]

Why are people upset about recession talks? It's the best time to start investing.

[Luiznon No.49774738]

>>49774671
>not sure what a present day comparison would be
as if current thing was happening
the world burning would be a massive improvement

[Anonymous No.49774806]

Bitcoin hit 19k. Is this a sihn that we bleed red this week?
I hope so. I hope so.

[Luiznon No.49774817]

>>49774806
we might be -3% Tuesday max

[Anonymous No.49774818]

>>49771394
>unprofitable tech companies
No. I'd rather wait a few more years until they post actual earnings and cashflows.

[Anonymous No.49774828]

>>49774738
anon, you’re not in crypto are you?
i have yet to feel any pain from this beyond high gas prices and more expensive grocery store trips
cryptards and permabulltards are the only ones really suffering so far

[Anonymous No.49774829]

>>49774737
I just want to pick up a house for cheap, everything else is secondary

[Anonymous No.49774855]

>>49774603
if it recovers with tech. dunno i like the idea of it.

[Anonymous No.49774874]

>>49774855
>i kinda wanna get fucked too next time
there are better ways to lose your virginity

[Luiznon No.49774895]

>>49774828
>anon, you’re not in crypto are you?
no why? i mostly "invest" to pass time until the apocalypse

[Anonymous No.49774912]

>>49774829
>cheap
Cheap is subjective.

[Anonymous No.49774967]

>>49774912
I have 100k, will that be enough?

[Anonymous No.49774996]

>>49774895
maybe try moving
things aren’t so bad here in pennsyltucky

[Anonymous No.49775044]

This shit's getting dropped like a baby leper on Tuesday morning. How do you think he's feeling right now.

[Anonymous No.49775054]

>>49774663
You are good I am not referring to inverse leverage at the moment.

[Anonymous No.49775063]

>>49774967
To buy a house you consider cheap?
I'd say with that amount you'd need to buy a house for like $2,700 in order to consider it cheap.

[Anonymous No.49775100]

>>49775063
Well the average house price in my area is 244,000. I’m hoping for a 50% drop then with my 100k and a small loan I can buy one outright

[Anonymous No.49775165]

>>49775100
>price drop
who is going to tell him?

[Anonymous No.49775174]

>>49774532
Based

[Anonymous No.49775197]

>>49775044
>How do you think he's feeling right now.
A thousand times better than he felt as a twenty year old.

>>49775100
Not only do you wanna put all that capital into a house, you want to take on debt as well?
You think the the best use of that money?

[Anonymous No.49775212]

>>49774874
it will be a small part of my folio at most.

[Anonymous No.49775216]

>>49775197
I need somewhere to live, so yeah it’s a good use of money. The debt will be small I can pay that off within 5 years

[Anonymous No.49775219]

Ok so it's going to be a bleak red next week, but isn't this /priced in/???

[Anonymous No.49775252]

[Anonymous No.49775267]

>>49772141
Yes, it's highly relevant. Post it any time atech baggie says to sell oil.

[Anonymous No.49775278]

>>49775216
>it’s a good use of money
Can you think of any better uses?
I think finding better uses for capital is the heart and soul of /smg/

[Anonymous No.49775283]

What is better for degiro?
Using your margin to buy options or using the "credit facilities" to buy shares on borrowed money (3% or 4% interest a year)?

[Anonymous No.49775285]

>smg doesn't believe an equity fund will do well over a 20 year investment

[Anonymous No.49775312]

>>49775252
Would Jerome Powell go for big boobs or DFC?

[Anonymous No.49775335]

>>49775278
It might be better to buy the S&P when it reaches rock bottom, I’d probably see more gains once they restart the money hose but then I’d have to wait to buy a home even longer and I’m not getting any younger, this is it I’ve waited 10 years for this moment

[Anonymous No.49775535]

>>49775335
>I’m not getting any younger
I'm more concerned you're not getting any richer.
That's our whole conversation, right - the more money you have the more cheap houses appear on the market.

[Anonymous No.49775567]

>>49775535
What would you do with 100k then?

[Anonymous No.49775644]

Next week is going to be a bloodbath. Imagine thinking it's just crypto.

[Anonymous No.49775689]

>>49775644
would be funny if we had +3 day

[Luiznon No.49775734]

>>49775644
>BTC is down 56%
>Shit and Piss is down 12%
dare I say... decoupled?

[Anonymous No.49775736]

>>49775100
>timing markets
Anon...

[Anonymous No.49775798]

>>49775734
>x3 leveraged mass reverse splits
Could have just been a boglechad instead you had to play fast and loose. Bros who actually collected gains I am proud of you. The rest of you will recieve a most severe correction of rape.

[Anonymous No.49775957]

>>49775644
Checked, dubs of truth get ready anons

[Anonymous No.49775981]

>>49775567
I'd make a plan.
I can't tell you what to do with your money. I just want you to understand that you have a nice amount of capital and there are a lots (plural) of things you could do with that capital that will make you money.
How do generate income now?

[Anonymous No.49776073]

The hurting wont stop anytime soon huh?

[Anonymous No.49776171]

>>49776073
>applying fibonacci retracement to a 30 year timeframe
>SHIGGYDIGGYDOO

[Anonymous No.49776188]

>>49775981
I have a job about 45k a year. I thought about buying a business finding something worthwhile is difficult, I wouldn’t mind having like a workshop type business a fabricator or something

[Anonymous No.49776195]

Markets should be open every day I don't know what this boomer shit is about

[Anonymous No.49776239]

>>49776195
you WILL celebrate and enjoy juneteenth anon

[Anonymous No.49776240]

>>49776195
Honestly don't know why they should be closed. this isnt the 1900s anymore gramps. The world they once knew is completely different an digitized now. If crypto can do it so can the market.

[Anonymous No.49776301]

>>49776195
this is why zoomers are so mentally fucked up. just turn off the computer, phone and whatever devices you need to get your boop and bleep fix and just go sit outside for like an hour and just do nothing.

Getting assblasted 7 days a week in the stock market is not good for mental health

[Anonymous No.49776316]

>>49776301
you can do that while the market is running, too

[Anonymous No.49776330]

>>49773559
yeah i wish I sold at 92/96. down to 78.

[Anonymous No.49776343]

>>49776316
no you can't you will be tempted to look and look daily you will because you need your little dopamine fix.

[Anonymous No.49776354]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49776355]

>>49776188
That's so much more complicated with many more surprises than stocks or ETFs.
Most of the loses people here or in general have are do to them getting married to a position.
When you take bagholding out of the equation this stuff becomes a lot more positive.
What do you trade now?

[Anonymous No.49776389]

>>49776343
And here you are posting in a stock market thread on a Saturday morning

[Anonymous No.49776441]

>>49776343
sounds like a you problem. and jokes on you, i only lose in the market so its not dopamine, boomy.

[Anonymous No.49776467]

>>49776389
And if he was on a golf course with friends they'd be chatting about the market or the economy anyway so what's your point?
There's a big difference between a market hours /smg/ thread and a weekend thread.

[Anonymous No.49776497]

>>49771532

[Anonymous No.49776518]

>>49771506
Mannarino sold all his crypto to buy a Ferrari. Lmao

[Anonymous No.49776538]

>>49776518
kinda based

[Anonymous No.49776541]

>>49776355
I buy options sometimes when I feel confident in what’s about to happen but I never risk much, I have a lot of energy stocks right now also

[Anonymous No.49776574]

[Anonymous No.49776597]

>>49776541
And you're not bagholding anything, right?
Good.

[Anonymous No.49776620]

>>49776574
Wait futures open? Fuck fuck fuck. They'll have half a day of dumping to themselves

[Anonymous No.49776629]

>>49776518
>Mannarino sold all his crypto to buy a Ferrari.
In the metaverse?

[Anonymous No.49776644]

>>49776574
>abbreviated hours
Which are?

[Anonymous No.49776656]

>>49776597
Bagholding UEC, but I’m not down much. Everything else I’m still in the green for now unless oil gets totally just’d

[Anonymous No.49776698]

China's done with their recent covid scare. I think this is the big news for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.49776707]

>cow tards when the market is making historically high valuation multiples in the face of deteriorating economics in 2020: “This is fine”
>cow tards when the market is starting to make historically low valuations and multiples in 2022: “HOLY FUCK STOP THE COUNT CHUD”

I really hope we go to like -60% and you lose your fucking shirt

[Anonymous No.49776709]

>>49776656
>Bagholding
No bagholding allowed.

[Anonymous No.49776719]

MSTR

[Anonymous No.49776731]

>>49774181
Not selling, spending my crypto on drugs

[Anonymous No.49776750]

>>49776709
What am I supposed to do just take the L?

[Anonymous No.49776798]

>>49776750
How much are you down?

[Anonymous No.49776840]

>>49776798
2k

[Anonymous No.49776864]

Boomers make 100% in a year off bonds in 1981: I sleep
Boomers lose 40% in a year off bonds in 2022: HOLY FUCK STOP THE MARKET LOOK AT THE AGG ITS ANOTHA SHOA OMGGGG

[Anonymous No.49776894]

>>49776840
Percentage, dollar amount doesn't tell me anything.

[Anonymous No.49776934]

>>49776894
15%

[Anonymous No.49776964]

>>49776934
OH MAN WHAT THE ARGHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49777029]

>>49772290
Dumb retard gorilla nigger

[Anonymous No.49777041]

>>49776719
>Invest in Bitcoin in order to "hedge" against inflation even though there's literally nothing out there saying it's even remotely a hedge against inflation
>Inflation speeds up
>Bitcoin dies
>Double down and buy more Bitcoin
Don't get emotional about your investments, btw

[Anonymous No.49777072]

>>49776301
>just go sit outside for an hour and do nothing
Thanks for ruining the outside for us too fucking fat faggot

[Anonymous No.49777090]

>>49776964
I know, fucking uranium immutos fucked me

[Luiznon No.49777131]

>>49776467
>And if he was on a golf course with friends they'd be chatting about the market or the economy anyway
the internet isn't real so it would be far better for his mental health to do as he himself says and go outside

[Anonymous No.49777292]

>>49777090
No, bagholding fucked you.
Help me understand something, you lost 15% of a $15k investment and you're cool with possibly losing more while at the same time having $100k to shop for a house with, and not as a down payment but as in you're trying to buy a house that costs slightly over a hundred grand?
Am I understanding this situation correctly?

[Anonymous No.49777355]

>>49777292
Yeah pretty much, what’s the big deal?

[Anonymous No.49777494]

>>49777355
Well, you're hoping for doomsday real estate conditions to allow you to buy a house for a price that's scraping the bottom of the barrel while at the same time totally reckless with your loses.
You have any parameters set up to help you determine when to cut something loose?

[Anonymous No.49777500]

>>49774029
>>49774147
>>49774663
if your ETF crabs at a fixed value (e.g. 1000$, 900$, 1000$, 900$, etc), it'll go down x% and go up (1 - x)(1 + y) = 1 <=> y = 1/(1/x - 1)% for x in (0, 1), where y > x. i.e. for stable crabbing, the upside is larger than the downside.
OTOH, with an inverse ETF, you'll eat the upside as the downside and the downside as the upside, so while your ETF crabs at e.g. -10%, +11.11%, -10%, ..., your inverse ETF crabs downwards at +10%, -11.11%, +10%, ....
hence, inverse ETFs are more strongly affected by volatility on the underlying than regular ETFs, and by extension bear LETFs do even worse in volatility than bull LETFs.

in other words, while the 1x moves (1 - x)(1 + 1/(1/x - 1)) = 1 + y <=> y = 0:
- the -1x moves (1 + x)(1 - 1/(1/x - 1)) = 1 + y <=> y = -2x^2/(1 - x)
- the 3x moves (1 - 3x)(1 + 3/(1/x - 1)) = 1 + y <=> y = -6x^2/(1 - x)
- and the -3x moves (1 + 3x)(1 - 3/(1/x - 1)) = 1 + y <=> y = -12x^2/(1 - x).
so 3x volatility decay is 3 times worse than -1x volatility decay, while -3x volatility decay is 6 times worse than -1x volatility decay and 2 times worse than 3x volatility decay.

see pic related for a simulation. it only gets worse with more violent swings - at 20%, the bear 3x LETF goes to zero in 27 iterations, while the bull 3x LETF goes to zero in 65 iterations.
here's some homework for you: compare this with a leveraged short position that isn't being rebalanced on daily basis.

[Anonymous No.49777550]

>>49771506
BTC and the S&P futures have been in lockstep. Unless there's another bart upwards the dump should resume on Monday (with more dumping in BTC). Friday was just an opex driven bounce.

[Anonymous No.49777567]

>>49771818
Its just noise. Don't fight the Fed.

[Anonymous No.49777592]

>>49777500
Shhhh
Just let them lose their money

[Anonymous No.49777595]

>oil peaked therefore deflation
>oil peaked therefore recession
Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.49777596]

>>49777494
No, I just don’t really see being down 2k as a big deal. I can earn that back in a month and energy stocks are pretty volatile I could be up 2k next month or down even more. Why would I lose my shit over every swing the market makes?

[Luiznon No.49777623]

top kek

[Anonymous No.49777648]

Reminder: As long as there are people who think we've hit the bottom, the bottom has not yet set in.

[Anonymous No.49777661]

>>49777595
It’s both. They’re not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.49777667]

>>49777648
doesn't mean we can't bounce for a week or two

[Luiznon No.49777677]

>>49777777

[Anonymous No.49777713]

Ahhhhhhh I'm going all in on SPXS!!!

[Anonymous No.49777759]

>>49777623
Yeah only a short 10 years.

[Anonymous No.49777767]

>>49777550
>monday
tuesday due to niggerday

[Anonymous No.49777792]

Buy VOO

[Anonymous No.49777806]

It's over for PMG.
SPY crash pls.

[Anonymous No.49777866]

>>49777806
>Uganda says
Please send the monies to the bank account to receive the gold

[Anonymous No.49777901]

buddy bitcoin cypto currency is still dumping
we will be red tuesday, nasdACK follows BTC

[Anonymous No.49777915]

>>49771280
/pmg/ dabbing on buttcoin holders
>>49777777

top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.49777925]

Hey bros, do I take all my money out of my Vanguard ETF's and just save cash?

[Luiznon No.49777938]

is that a lot?

[Anonymous No.49777947]

>>49777901
Mandatory HODL mode has been activated for your protection!

[Anonymous No.49777955]

>>49777925
After holding to this point? Yeah sure why not, we are going lower anyway. Just remember to buy back in and that you are creating a taxable event if you are selling at any kind of profit.

[Anonymous No.49777996]

>>49777947
Banks must be jealous they can prevent runs like this.

[Anonymous No.49778046]

>>49773984
How many banks really allowed people to loan against crypto

[Anonymous No.49778106]

>>49777955
Thanks. Yea I'll buy back in at some point. Just doesn't look like a great outlook for anything right now.

Are they going to announce a recession soon enough? My bills for oil just keep going up and diesel is nearly £2 at my area.

[Anonymous No.49778143]

>>49777947
Bro that ain't legal.

[Anonymous No.49778197]

Top kek.
SMG is the quintessence of herd mentality.

[Anonymous No.49778232]

>>49778046
The bank of CZ

[Anonymous No.49778239]

>>49777947
That is still so fucking funny they named it HODL mode. The avg cryptofag redditor probably claps when he gets locked out of his account because they included a funny little meme

[Anonymous No.49778246]

>>49778197
Being able to follow trends is arguably a necessary skill

[Anonymous No.49778247]

How much for my hat?

[Anonymous No.49778272]

>>49778247

[Anonymous No.49778323]

Anyone here listen to twitter spaces? Cryptocultists are always getting called out

[Anonymous No.49778389]

Vestas Wind Systems

[Anonymous No.49778486]

>>49771818
Best piece of advice I can give is that when I started, I tried to get as clear a picture possible on something small. That always failed. Once I stopped trying to figure things out and just realized it was always going to be foggy and unclear, I then started focusing on the big picture and I've been a lot more successful since.

[Anonymous No.49778490]

>>49778246
Yeah and what's the trend?

[Anonymous No.49778516]

>>49777806

[Anonymous No.49778546]

BTC under 20k means SOXL under 10. Lmao. Lol. Kek. Roflcopter.

[Anonymous No.49778560]

>>49778490
down

[Anonymous No.49778576]

IT'S GAY PRIDE MONTH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HULKAMANIACS! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD BROTHER! PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T A FAGGOT DUDE!

FAGGOTS, WHO ARE 1.65% OF THE US POPULATION ACCOUNT FOR 63% OF THE SYPHILIS CASES DUDE!
>http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
FAGGOTS ARE 17X MORE LIKELY TO GET ANAL CANCER THAN STRAIGHTS BRAH
>http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/the_gay_agenda_and_the_real_world.html
TRANNIES ARE 4X MORE LIKELY TO HAVE AIDS DUDE
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
FAGGOTS ARE 60X MORE LIKEY TO HAVE AIDS THAN NON-FAGGOTS BROTHER
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3462414/
46% OF HOMOS REPORT BEING MOLESTED, COMPARED TO ONLY 7% OF STRAIGHT HULKAMANIACS
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
41% OF TRANNIES HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO COMMIT SUICIDE DUDE, AND THATS A SHOOT BROTHER
>http://www.nbcnews.com/id/40279043/ns/health-health_care/
65% OF TRANNIES HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING THEMSELVES IN THE LAST YEAR BRAH
>http://saravyc.sites.olt.ubc.ca/files/2015/05/SARAVYC_Trans-Youth-Health-Report_EN_Final_Print.pdf#page=44
GAYS ARE MORE LIKELY THAN STRAIGHTS TO HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS BROTHER
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/
LOOK OUT BRITISH HULKAMANIACS! 1 IN 8 FAGGOTS IN LONDON HAS HIV
>http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/18/13-of-gay-and-bisexual-men-in-london-living-with-hiv/
FAGGOTS ARE 200 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH HIV TOO DUDE!
>http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
27% OF TRANNIES HAVE AIDS, ONLY 12% REPORT IT DUDE
>http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/
MALE TO FEMALE TRANNIES ARE 50 TIMES MORE LIKELY THAN NORMAL PEOPLE TO HAVE HIV BRAH
>http://news.yahoo.com/one-group-people-acquiring-hiv-204557712.html

SO HAVE PRIDE THIS MONTH BROTHERS, PRIDE THAT YOU DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS AND AREN'T ON QUEER STREET AND LIKIN' IT DUDE.
-HH

[Anonymous No.49778600]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.49778623]

I was feeling bad about my oil stocks being down this week but then I looked at bitcoin and felt much better.

[Anonymous No.49778629]

>>49778576
Based

[Anonymous No.49778637]

>>49771280
Has that repulsive baggie tripfag amazon apple buyer prostitute user terminated his life yet? Was it streamed?

[Anonymous No.49778684]

>>49778623
Oil stocks pay dividends. Mining stocks pay dividends. Commodities are fine.

[Anonymous No.49778704]

>>49777677
just stop with the tripfaggotry. Enough

[Anonymous No.49778728]

>>49771818

If you're bad at it, just buy SPY every week or month and hold it. You'll get your 5-8% a year (outside of 2022/2023's bear market) and not have to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.49778737]

>>49778560
You can't even tell the trend.

[Luiznon No.49778759]

>>49778704
no

[Anonymous No.49778760]

>>49777667
I have yet to see that market close on a solid green day for more than 3 days straight so far let alone a week worth.

[Anonymous No.49778779]

>>49778684
Yeah outside of a major recession oil has a limited floor. As we progress into the summer prices will only increase. This at least provides an opportunity to load up more before the next round of results. That will be at a sustained price of $100+.

[Anonymous No.49778786]

>>49777648
>Reminder: As long as there are people who think we've hit the bottom, the bottom has not yet set in.
Depends what in, in high PE, Amazon, Google, Tesla, Facebook, Netflix, Apple, miles to fall especially apple, meme stocks, GME, AMC etc. Same broadly in technology that does not actually generate revenue. However that is enough to bring the schiller PE back in line without anything else being effected.

[Anonymous No.49778835]

>>49778737
buddy we are giving up all that pandemic pump bullshittery before we are turning around.

[Anonymous No.49778892]

>>49778737

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49778924]

I got a confession to make. I hate niggers and hohols. I also am currently growing my own food. Pic related, and I have found love.

[Anonymous No.49778928]

>>49774532
Silver and gold are actually only worth buying after they crash with the market. When they do, they will not only crash shallower, they will also rebound far faster and make multiples above ath.

[Anonymous No.49778945]

>>49778779
I'm buying more miners like BHP and RIO, 10%+ dividend, Oil is fine too unless you bought at the top. Retail, speculative anything with a shit business like IBM, Tesla, Amazon, Facebook, Oracle, Google, Netflix, cannabis stocks, meme stocks, zero income pharma, plebeian consumer electronics and retail, all that shit gets flushed. My gut says commercial real estate is going to have a slow motion epic collapse like an iceberg imploding but we will see. I told you all, oil, food, energy and now with russian in the naughty chair, mining majors.

[Anonymous No.49778946]

>>49778924
>no pic
Baggie...

[Anonymous No.49778976]

>>49778892
>Looks at current chart
Damn we don't have that much longer to go. I bet capitulation happens when we break the pre-COVID high of 9.7k, which could be catalyzed by the next inflation report coming in high.

[Anonymous No.49778981]

>>49777806
Literal fake and gay news. Cryptocux are desperate.

[Anonymous No.49778986]

>>49778924
I can't stand Russians, I gave money to some Ukrainians to fire an artillery shell at them. Its completely fine you can crowdfund killing Russians. Natural proper order

[Anonymous No.49779019]

>>49778892
>not log chart

Kys newfag

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779026]

>>49778924
These are the fabled Jewish cucumbers.

[Anonymous No.49779025]

>>49778924
I'm disappointed to see you alive. Still, not long now really. You have to loose your java 'job' at amazon this Summer. Looking forward to that.

[Anonymous No.49779053]

>>49779026
do you bite the flower tips off?

[Anonymous No.49779108]

>>49779026
nice cuke! a little small though...
reminds me of something else I saw recently...

[Anonymous No.49779142]

My girlfriend's mom brought up the stock market crashing yesterday. Normies have caught wind of it, this must be pretty close to the fucking bottom

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779152]

>>49778986
I can't stand niggers. I turned a blind eye to the drug trade so they'd overdose and kill each other. It's completely fine letting them overdose and murder each other. Natural proper order.

[Anonymous No.49779185]

>>49779026
>>49779108
It still has the flower attached. You'll be surprised how fast it will grow to maturity. That being said those look like pickling cucumbers. Are you pickling them you don't have too just curious?

Personally I have been investing in Rhubard and Fruit Trees.

[Anonymous No.49779224]

Currently watching the Candidates while I pretend that my RSUs haven't been cut in half in the past six months.

[Anonymous No.49779232]

>>49777500
This assumes many things though:
- It's nowhere near that bad if the moves aren't that fast (10% a day? lol)
- If we crab upward or downward, it doesn't work like that (e.g. 10% up 10% down instead of 11.11% up 10% down)
- Leveraged ETFs do NOT go to 0, they reverse split and keep going down indefinitely, except if a single-day move is over 33.33...% down or up in the wrong direction.
- Volatility decay is not real. What you described is compounding. Volatility decay is the meme that the stock magically goes down even if the market goes in the right direction with no crabbing because... IT JUST DOES OK?

[Anonymous No.49779240]

>>49778945
Yeah commercial real estate is fucked. If you drive around the suburbs in commercial districts there are for sale signs everywhere. Most of these companies are loaded up to the neck in debt too. That means not only will their income/occupancy decrease, along with how much they get from depositions but their cash flow will suffer due to increasing interest expense. I exited all of my commercially exposed REITs in anticipation of that and it's looking like a great decision as most are down 10-20% from that point.

I always like keeping REITs in my portfolio as they're easy to value and provide consistent cash flow, normally at tax efficient rates, but I see little upside in any currently. If we do go into a recession none of them will be safe.

[Anonymous No.49779242]

>>49778986
baggie is going schizo im calling it now
>>49779025
hey tradie can you go unplug my toilet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779244]

>>49779053
It's best to cut that part off when they're young like that.

[Anonymous No.49779280]

>>49779244
Supposedly for root vegetables at least, this is true.

[Anonymous No.49779345]

what happens on Tuesday bros?

are you going to sell your stocks because of what's happening with crypto?

[Anonymous No.49779354]

>>49779280
It depends what you're trying to do. It increases the distribution of energy to the vegetable, so it will grow bigger, but the taste is affected.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779372]

>>49779280
It was a bris joke.

[Anonymous No.49779377]

Biden fallen. US bros….

[Anonymous No.49779379]

>>49779345
Almighty dump

[Anonymous No.49779398]

>>49779377
I'm Fallen with Biden

[Anonymous No.49779409]

>>49778892
zoom out, We're going down to 6000 at least

[Anonymous No.49779425]

>>49779377
ITS A SIGN!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49779426]

>>49779345
Already sold a couple months ago. Now in cash and inverse funds. I don't think we've come close to capitulation.

[Anonymous No.49779465]

>>49779345
lol no i don't have any margin and don't own any tech or other garbage companies
stocks will be fine next year, crypto's going to 0 and i couldn't be happier

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779494]

>>49779354
Cucumbers are fruit retard.

[Anonymous No.49779501]

gigapump on tuesday imo

[Anonymous No.49779503]

6uild
6ack
6etter

[Anonymous No.49779506]

>>49778576
kek

[Anonymous No.49779513]

>>49779377
https://twitter.com/jonboy79788314/status/1538165572457971718
he fell after stopping because he didn't realize he had a clip over his foot.
it's actually kinda common for people to do this when they first switch pedal types, but there's no reason for biden to need clips for a casual ride like this lol

[Anonymous No.49779535]

>>49779345
All my tech is sold already, I'm just in cash, VOO (lifetime hold) and some divvy positions

[Anonymous No.49779583]

>>49779377
but what happened to all the people who were riding with Biden?

[Anonymous No.49779607]

>>49779377
>>49779513
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.49779615]

>>49779345
Tuesday's gonna be a bloodbath. The Japanese yen is about to skyrocket and Bitcoin had its balls tickled by 18k.

We just sit back and watch now.

[Anonymous No.49779655]

>>49779345
Already sold my risky positions in May when I swore of x3 leveraged positions. Everything I hold is VOO, VTI and ETERNAL divie positions. Now we wait for even cheaper cheapies and buying the low for the next 5-10 years before the markets recover 150%.

[Anonymous No.49779657]

Thinking about buying GOLD seems like a good divy that won't crash with the market. SCHO is good pay out but has the future bond risk.
INTC seems neat to with higher divies but it just keeps crashing.

[Anonymous No.49779672]

[Anonymous No.49779680]

>>49779503
WHAT A MARK

[Anonymous No.49779701]

>TFW SPXS is now 53% of my portfolio.
Got carried away bros..

[Anonymous No.49779721]

>>49779501
if not tuesday sometime in the next 2 weeks (unironically)

[Anonymous No.49779739]

>>49779513
>https://twitter.com/jonboy79788314/status/1538165572457971718
Looks like something my retarded ass would do, based and endearing pilled

[Anonymous No.49779748]

>>49779680
I want to go back...

[Anonymous No.49779761]

ERST WENN DIE WOLKEN SCHLAFENGEHN
KANN MAN UNS AM HIMMEL SEHN
WIR HABEN ANGST UND SIND ALLEIN
GOTT WEIẞ ICH WILL KEIN ENGEL SEIN

[Anonymous No.49779795]

>>49779501
Why?
I don't see it. Even with people expecting the 75 hike things still crashed. I think the market will follow btc right now.
Only thing holding back a bigger crash was the holiday.

[Anonymous No.49779802]

>>49779494
Baggot I sacrificed scoopsies bussy to moloch to pump SIGA next week so needless to say we aren't friends anymore. Can I count on you to step up and be the jewish friend I need right now? All these gentiles stink and make me sick, I need someone familiar around me

[Anonymous No.49779810]

>>49779748
THE MEGA POWERS ARE BONDED

[Anonymous No.49779839]

>>49779377
Brandonsisters….

[Anonymous No.49779865]

>>49779513
So you’re telling me it was an old school set up?

[Anonymous No.49779875]

>>49779672
we peaked?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779887]

>>49779802
I'm never going to be friends with anyone who has ever called me Baggot. Enjoy your June Tenth, shalom.

[Anonymous No.49779890]

>>49771346
laughing like a retard at this. nothing scares me more than someone knocking on my door like this.

[Anonymous No.49779918]

>>49779875

[Anonymous No.49779949]

>>49779865
it's more indicative of him not being used to riding that bike, and his staff providing him with the wrong tool for the job.

[Anonymous No.49779977]

>>49779949
It's Putin's war causing a shortage of regular bike pedals.

[Anonymous No.49779978]

BTC going below 19k again :D

[Anonymous No.49779982]

>>49779949
Fair.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49779989]

>>49779761
다음에 더 열심히

[Anonymous No.49780000]

>>49779232
>It's nowhere near that bad if the moves aren't that fast
it's still bad enough in practice that the end of march pump negated all SOXS gains up to that point. there's a reason why 2x LETF leverage tends to perform better in backtests than 3x leverage, and the -3x decay is sufficiently bad that holding SOXS through a volatile bleed alone may be a bad idea. you should be fully prepared to swing on the pumps, and when you're doing that already, i don't see why you wouldn't just enter a regular leveraged short position and rebalance manually every once in a while, or at least use less leverage.

>If we crab upward or downward, it doesn't work like that (e.g. 10% up 10% down instead of 11.11% up 10% down)
in a 10% up, 10% down scenario, your inverse etf will simply bleed out at the same pace as the underlying while a regular short position will net you returns. and if you're using 3x leverage, your 3x bear LETF will ironically also bleed out much quicker than the stock itself.

>Leveraged ETFs do NOT go to 0
anon, that was an obvious figure of speech for when you reach <0.01$.

>Volatility decay is not real. What you described is compounding.
yeah, you're right.

[Anonymous No.49780024]

>>49779887
Well that's just rude baggot. I hope your gookfu stays in best Korea and never comes back.

[Anonymous No.49780031]

>>49779795
>Why?
>I don't see it.
90% of people don't see it you're in that group.

[Anonymous No.49780043]

>they’re not buying

[Anonymous No.49780049]

>>49779377
Why would Putin do this...

[Anonymous No.49780064]

>>49779890
dun dundundundun dundun

[Anonymous No.49780086]

>>49779949
It seems like something an aid that knows fuck all about biking would do because they thought it would be "safer" and would be appropriate considering his age. Ironic

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49780090]

>>49780024
If she isnt back by September I'm going over there and finding her, and if can't find her I'll find some one else, but thanks for nothing asshole.

[Anonymous No.49780098]

>>49779377
did he died?

[Anonymous No.49780123]

>>49780043
They are just going to let this shit drop this time. We would have seen a bounce by now. Look how steep it is already compared to the others.

[Anonymous No.49780142]

>>49771280
>He read the 3am posts
I'm not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.49780158]

>>49779345
I'll just hold through it.
I'm always fully invested

[Anonymous No.49780189]

>West Coasters start waking up
>BTC drops under 19k again
Oh yeah, this is going to be a crypto bloodbath this weekend. I wonder how bad NASD-ACK! is going to tank come tuesday.

[Anonymous No.49780197]

>>49780098
Honestly at his age those falls can be brutal. My grandma fell once at age 80 and she never really got back to walking normally, always had a limp until death. From a simple fall...

[Anonymous No.49780227]

Bitcoin is Under $20 General

[Anonymous No.49780230]

ADHD bros I just discovered that listening to loud, angry, violent music helps me relax and focus. Burry was right again.

[Anonymous No.49780303]

>>49780090
If you bake a new bread I'll apologize

[Anonymous No.49780318]

>>49780189
>West Coasters start waking up
What did we do?

[Anonymous No.49780338]

>>49780197
i know
it's so hard for me to wish death on biden though because kamala

[Anonymous No.49780396]

>>49780000
>there's a reason why 2x LETF leverage tends to perform better in backtests than 3x leverage
Are you retarded? Did you actually try it before spouting this retardation? It's because 3x get btfo during turbo crashes, that's literally the only reason. If you use any period that does not span a turbo crash (but DOES span minor crashes), the 3x leveraged ETFs win out so hard it's unreal.
Compounding attrition has nothing to do whatsoever with why the march pump killed soxs.

[Anonymous No.49780419]

>>49780318
Took a big fat shit on the hopes and dreams of millions of Indian wagies.
I'm sad I didn't get at least 1 coinbase put on friday now

[Anonymous No.49780429]

>>49780396
Regular compounding attrition*

[Anonymous No.49780442]

>>49780230
Persona 5 soundtrack helps me desu

[Anonymous No.49780465]

>>49780230
Yep always has man, I've been doing it since 05 and my stress is always down when I put some deathcore on. I think burry is a bit of a pussy when it comes to music tho but he's got some decent taste

[Anonymous No.49780563]

>>49780419
...is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.49780598]

>>49780563
Only if you're a crypto bagholder.

[Anonymous No.49780605]

Spicy take: circuit breaker day would solve our problems

[Anonymous No.49780610]

>>49778246
Identifying the trend is way more of a necessity than following the trend

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49780641]

>>49780303
>implying I will ever accept an apology

[Anonymous No.49780649]

>>49779672
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.49780663]

>>49780598
I don't deal in fake money so no.

[Anonymous No.49780749]

Baking!

[Anonymous No.49780774]

*deals in fiat money instead*

[Anonymous No.49780837]

I'm not baking btw

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49780867]

>>49780749
You better not. This thread should die forever.

[Anonymous No.49780893]

>>49780442
Do you listen to the combat song for the 10 millionth time?

[Anonymous No.49780894]

>>49780000
>Did you actually try it before spouting this retardation?
yes, and there are plenty of other people who have performed the same backtests to check whether LETFs are viable for long-term buy-and-hold. here's one paper to get you started: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1664823

>If you use any period that does not span a turbo crash (but DOES span minor crashes), the 3x leveraged ETFs win out so hard it's unreal.
ah right i'll just backtest the 2008-2022 bullrun next time. should've known to simply ignore bad data and only include good data, my bad.

>Compounding attrition has nothing to do whatsoever with why the march pump killed soxs.
what does, then? soxs certainly performed worse than a regular short position during the march pump.

[Anonymous No.49780922]

>>49780396
>>49780894

[Anonymous No.49780938]

>>49780894
Confirmed for clinically retarded.
Sad! Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.49780957]

>>49780894
I can’t figure the soxl obsession over tqqq?

[Anonymous No.49780971]

>>49780419
>"What will you say to god?"
Like god isn't killing thousands every single hour

[Anonymous No.49781091]

>>49780396
>>49780000

what's the real price of soxs right now? I know it was at 3 to 6 dollars a few months ago but when I look at charts the charts says it was 60 a few months ago

[Anonymous No.49781129]

>>49779887
I thought baggot was a term of endearment here

[Anonymous No.49781213]

>>49780938
kinda ironic that the original quote is about autism, don't you think

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49781297]

>>49781129
You now kind of understand what it's like to be as ignorant as the dumbest double nigger retard to post ITT.

[Anonymous No.49781303]

>>49781091
65.63 right now.

[Anonymous No.49781330]

>>49781297
shut up you fucking baggot
49781310
49781310

[Anonymous No.49781334]

>>49780649
Not much. It's more or less just a reflection of the rising interest rates.

[Anonymous No.49781338]

>>49781303
nigger

[Anonymous No.49781371]

>>>49781310
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