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>Matt Damon on a CGI spaceship peddling fraudulent crypto products

>world's richest man going on SNL as Wario and peddling literal dog coins

>pictures of monkey cartoons more valuable than average American's life savings

>houses for sale getting 30+ bids over asking, buyers waiving all contingencies including appraisal gaps and inspections

>some houses going for $400k+ over asking

>one of the most famous asset manager's flagship funds is now underperforming it's biggest holding by 89%

>the guy who got famous predicting a huge crash is doing it again and people say he's early or wrong

>EV companies valued at billions of dollars with <$50,000 in total revenue

>EV companies marketing electric semis by filming them rolling down a hill

>most hyped companies in the world are selling a chat-roulette clone in a corporate skin and NordicTrak bikes with iPads strapped to them

>retail triiping over themselves to buy SPACs before the SPACs even announce what company is merging with them

>crypto projects dangling the carrot of huge staking APYs and no one realizes they are ponzi schemes

>used cars, the most infamous deprecating asset of all time, now increasing in value rapidly

>vaccine manufacturing stocks increasing in value by billions of dollars when no one really knows if it even works or not

>the guy whose company lost 90% of its value during dotcom bubble is now a figurehead of crypto

>most popular retail stocks are a dying video game retailer and a movie theater chain that couldn't even operate during the pandemic

>> No.49770608

>>49770534
it's over unironically

>> No.49770653
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>>49770534
(((Yes)))

>> No.49770674

>>49770534
Who could have seen this coming?!

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>> No.49770713
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>he didn't sell his vital organs for a picture of a cartoon monkey

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>>49770534

>> No.49770850

>>49770534
you forgot
>released a lab virus that has a 99.9% survival rate but (((they))) still shut the world down for 2 years to orchestrate the greatest wealth transfer in history with $2 trillion going from the bottom to the top

>> No.49770914

>>49770850
You forgot
Your meds

>> No.49771022

>>49770534
>>EV companies marketing electric semis by filming them rolling down a hill

Really? Kek I haven't seen that one but I could believe it

>> No.49771084

>>49770534
Debt and speculation have become the default way of "making it".

>> No.49771091

>>49771022
https://www.borntoengineer.com/ev-startup-admits-rolling-its-semi-truck-prototype-down-a-hill-because-it-couldnt-drive

it actually happened

>> No.49771150

>>49771091
>The company, now trying to stem the torrent of bad press, issued a statement that explained simply that “Nikola never stated its truck was driving under its own propulsion in the video, although the truck was designed to do just that”.
Holy kek.

>> No.49771193 [DELETED] 

Damn it's almost like capitalism is a scam or something aha

>> No.49771199

>>49770914
>NPCs keep moving
>This is a Schizo neighborhood
That means you

>> No.49771206

>>49770914
not taking your vax rabbi

>> No.49771220

>>49770534
>world's richest man going on SNL as Wario and peddling literal dog coins
Maybe now you'll realize that SNL is a show for making jokes.

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>>49770534

>> No.49771302
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>>49771193
National Socialism is the answer.

>> No.49771350

>>49770534
>>vaccine manufacturing stocks increasing in value by billions of dollars when no one really knows if it even works or not
oh we know, they dont work.
kys vaccie

>> No.49771365

>>49771193
all of this is the result of interest rates being below inflation for years by now

>> No.49771399

World stops making sense? Bullish.

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>>49771193
>>49771302
/pol/niggers, out

>> No.49771485

>>49770674
>nobody saw this coming
>says the MSM when shit hits the fan

>> No.49771531

>>49771465
Capitalism is just a form of liberalism and is doomed to decadence and collapse.

>> No.49771600

>>49771531
How compelling. Now get a job faggot.

>> No.49771617

>>49771465
>he fell for the (((lolbertarian))) meme
One day you'll grow out of it, just hope it won't be too late then.

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>>49771600
Spoken like the shitlib you are.
Your kind are going to be exterminated soon.

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>>49771825
Man i love him from the bottom of my heart

>> No.49772071

>>49771825
It’s not going to happen, low iq /pol/nigger.

>> No.49772093

See you guys next halving unironically

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Feeling: Extremely vindicated that Matt Damon was the top

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>>49772002
So do I.
Heil Hitler!

>> No.49772196

>>49772071
It will happen. You kikes have pushed too far.

>> No.49772219

>>49771091
Sounds like Startups in a nutshell rather than anything specific to EV markets.

Most startup prototype presentations are nothing but fakes.

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>>49771302
>>49771825
>>49772002
>>49772162

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>>49772222
/biz/ needs to start studying up on Adolf Hitler and National Socialism.

>> No.49772350

>>49770534
clown world, i stopped visiting /biz/ like a year ago or something when the stock market was ATH in the middle of a global recession, crash is WAY OVERDUE.

>> No.49772557

>>49772222
checked

>> No.49772692

>>49770534
>marketing electric semis by filming them rolling down a hill
This was the funniest one.

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>>49771302
Heil Hortler.

>> No.49773477

>>49771091
He also said they were powered by HTML5 supercomputers. CEO Trevor Milton, and the head of the SPAC that took the company public, a former VP of GM, never intended to make a truck but to make a ton of money off the stock. The both resigned and sold their stakes in the company before it crashed completely. This was the start of the SPAC boom, which were all predicated on retail speculation and gamma squeezes.

>> No.49773504

>>49770534
but all of this is a good thing.