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>UK groom-to-be tried to hold up store after losing wedding money in crypto scam
https://nypost.com/2022/06/17/uk-groom-to-be-tried-to-rob-a-store-after-crypto-scam/

>> No.49757400

>>49757366
That's really bad acne. Poor dude.

>> No.49757402
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49757402

>He “wasn’t thinking straight” at the time because he had lost the money he needed to wed a Singapore woman he’d met online, his attorney, Nicholas Lane, told the court.

>> No.49757405

>>49757366
This generation would do literally anything to make money except just get a job

>> No.49757418

>>49757402
the absolute state of bongs

>> No.49757421
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49757421

WE GOIN TO DA LEAGUE
WE GOIN TO DA LEAGUE
WE
GOIN
TO
DA
LEAGUE

>> No.49757437

>>49757405
decent quality bait

>> No.49757511

>>49757402
kek

>>49757405
and thats a good thing

>> No.49757542

>>49757458
yeah idk something tells me it cannot be that easy anon. people who make millions hacking are not actually script kiddies.

>> No.49758080

>>49757366
should have been investing in tretinoin instead of crypto

>> No.49758100

>>49757542
script kiddie is such a shit insult, it's always been about the social element. who tf cares if you copy paste as long as you get results

>> No.49758139

“Give me the money, I have a gun,” he reportedly warned.

Video footage showed him wearing all black, with a scarf and sunglasses covering most of his face, as he slowly walked up to the counter last November.

Two male staffers ignored the threat, locking away the cash — and then walked around and tackled him. The footage showed Crosby desperately trying to get back outside the store, just for the workers to keep grabbing hold of him, eventually hauling him back inside for a citizen’s arrest.

He “wasn’t thinking straight” at the time because he had lost the money he needed to wed a Singapore woman he’d met online, his attorney, Nicholas Lane, told the court.
HE CAN'T EVEN GET A REGULAR GIRLFRIEND
HE HAD TO GET A GOOK

>> No.49758147

>Two male staffers ignored the threat, locking away the cash — and then walked around and tackled him.


Fucking kek, dude was properly shaking and on the verge of tears while telling them to hand over the cash

>> No.49758153

>>49757366
>Zoomer
>Oriental (fake) gf
>Crypto
>inept criminal

Its got everything hasnt it?

>> No.49758212

>crypto scam
>bogus digital-cash investment
Did he do anything particularly stupid like lending a streamer his money or are they simply referring to buying crypto as a scam? Seems a bit harsh if it's the latter

>> No.49758247

>>49757366
lmao nobody takes mayocucks seriously anymore

>> No.49758372

>>49758247

its more the fact he used a handgun.

No one in the UK would ever use a handgun to rob a few hundred quid from a register at a corner shop.

8 years for armed robbery.
Probably 8 more for having a handgun.

For about enough money to get a shit laptop.

>> No.49758410

>>49758147
Honestly if i saw a guy was that uncertain and unthreatening i wouldn't have called the cops on him. I'd have disarmed him and told him to fuck off. If i called the cops it would be only because i thought he was obviously too much of a threat to deal with myself.

>> No.49758450

>>49758139
>Two male staffers ignored the threat, locking away the cash — and then walked around and tackled him

Fucking hell. Im a femanon with a fat arse thats privately educated and im even more intimidating than that

>> No.49758464

>>49757366
Whites are so cringe.

>> No.49758501

>>49757402
Good. Fuck WMAF couples.

>> No.49758517

>>49758372
>Crosby was sentenced to two years imprisonment, suspended for two years after pleading guilty to armed robbery and possession of a firearm
he didn't even get jailed because of our justice system is irreparably cucked

>> No.49758525

>>49757366
What crypto did he holded?

>> No.49758538

>>49757402
how do we stop white men from making more elliot rodgers?

>> No.49758563

>>49757405
I got a job

using it to buy the dip

>> No.49758594

>>49758372
>No one in the UK would ever use a handgun to rob a few hundred quid from a register at a corner shop.
>8 years for armed robbery.
Burger here, it's 10 years minimum in my state.
You better believe it still happens.

>> No.49758672

>>49758594
American cops don't give a shit about shootings and robberies though. Half the country is still the Wild West and has the infrastructure of a third-world nation. If a shooting or armed robbery involving firearms occurred in a small shithole town in the UK, the police would lock it down quickly.

>> No.49758691

>>49757366
If this guy can get a wife, nobody should be an incel.

>> No.49758715

>>49758372
He wasnt black enough for a jail, he only got two years suspended for armed robbery. Fucking unbelievable.

>> No.49758777

>>49758715

The guy probably just needs a hug.

>> No.49758818

>>49757366
>why yes I eat table sugar how could you tell

>> No.49758843

>>49758691
He couldn't.

>> No.49758898

>>49757405
As it should be

>> No.49758913

>>49757366
>arrest whites
>do nothing about the "asian" grooming gangs
RULE BRITTANIA

>> No.49758922

>>49758777
hmm, yes a hug with a 12 inch knife.

>> No.49758935

>>49757402
kek, when he gets out he's going to realize how lucky he was, imagine the hell he would have gone through after marrying a trophy gook

>> No.49758939

>>49758913
They're literally all in jail anon......

>> No.49759237

>>49757366
the man could have just sold drugs and would have made way more money than there is inside a store

>> No.49759240

Guys like that get married and I'm a seething incel at 36. What a world

>> No.49759315

>>49757366
I think this could be a new JUST hairstyle for zoomies

>> No.49759329
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49759329

>>49757402
JUST

>> No.49759601

>>49757366
>well, you better get that ring or it's back to freddo's and fifa

>> No.49759758

>>49757402
God dammit I wanted him to be based

>> No.49759814

>>49757366
Sounds like a good old fashion Viking, that white women should feel so lucky her man didnt drip her for another and pissed his life away fer er.

>> No.49759949

>>49759814
read the next post >>49757402

he's a loser

>> No.49759979

>>49758517
a 14 year old will get more than that for calling Ngubu a monkey on twitter

>> No.49761322

>>49759240
>singapore girl
>real

>> No.49761637

>>49757366
see bros it's possible to (almost) get married as a weird looking crypto trader