/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49748217]

Happy Jewnteenth!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>49746210

[Anonymous No.49748243]

Is this the bottom

[Anonymous No.49748245]

first for poopoo the pig

[Anonymous No.49748248]

niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.49748251]

Literally who? Fuck off Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.49748259]

why are bears always so angry?

[Anonymous No.49748267]

>>49748217
Is it normal to want to severely beat everyone you work with?

[Anonymous No.49748276]

Waiting for tuesday is gonna suck

[Anonymous No.49748280]

>>49748243
he cute

>>49748267
Yes, especially if they are women or minorities.

[Anonymous No.49748284]

Say it with me
DEMAND DESTRUCTION

[Anonymous No.49748285]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1537832095602597890

Just in case no one seen this. Seems pretty drastic for everyone.

[Anonymous No.49748291]

>>49748267
Yes. Not healthy nor ideal, but yes.

[Anonymous No.49748295]

/pmg/ here, just come to laugh at you guys after I got bored of laughing at the bitcoin fags

[Anonymous No.49748298]

shorting real estate seems like the only play

[Anonymous No.49748301]

>>49748267
yes.

[Anonymous No.49748308]

LOAD ZE CRAB FUD

[Anonymous No.49748316]

Powell just hinted to a CBDC

[Anonymous No.49748324]

>>49748285
That is slightly disconcerting.

[Anonymous No.49748332]

>>49748285
dollar milkshake into a digital landscape

[Anonymous No.49748333]

>>49748295
that's rude you fucking boomer

[Anonymous No.49748338]

Oil betrayed
Fundamentals wiped
Rational fed policy non-existant
Are we in the long awaited sneed market?

[Anonymous No.49748342]

Another nice day of slurping. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49748343]

Shit, I lost 3 months of runway this month
I'm getting further and further from being a NEET...

[Anonymous No.49748348]

some fag was complaining BP dropped a bunch so I bought some. I am one savvy ass motherfucker, I hope it pays off. Even if it don't it got a pretty good diverdened.

[Anonymous No.49748350]

ok serious now, what the fuck should you do to atleast make your money remain at 0?
If you buy stocks/commodities/land you're gonna loose money to them except for 3-4 exceptions.
If you sit in cash till the collapse you're gonna loose at least 10-20% to inflation.
What to do?
Are divies unironically the play. I don't even wanna buy spy at this point

[Anonymous No.49748359]

heh, you like that mumu? i just did a hecking short sell

[Anonymous No.49748366]

>>49748348
>BP
Don't trust those limey fucks.

[Anonymous No.49748368]

>>49748342
Same thing your mom said

got em

[Anonymous No.49748371]

>>49748350
TL:DR?

[Anonymous No.49748402]

some anon was mean to me last thread it doesn't feel nice

[Anonymous No.49748404]

SIGA homophobes

[Anonymous No.49748405]

>>49748366
where the fuck else are europoors going to get their oilyroos without russia

[Anonymous No.49748408]

>>49748295
And the big boys are laughing at all of us.

[Anonymous No.49748409]

>>49748295

[Anonymous No.49748420]

>>49748368
Wait, why would his mom, OHHHHHHHHHHH. HAHA, GOTTEM!
>>49748371
>tldr
Divvies good, or bad?

[Anonymous No.49748426]

>>49748405
Probably Venezuela lmao.

[Anonymous No.49748437]

>>49748285
>NEW - Powell: "Rapid changes are taking place in the global monetary system that may affect the international role of the dollar."

>A US central bank digital currency is being examined to "help the US dollar's international standing."

mfw the Dollar becomes a shit coin

[Anonymous No.49748438]

>>49748243
not even close

[Anonymous No.49748442]

>>49748295
Oh nyo!

[Anonymous No.49748464]

CBDC is bullish for semi's right?

[Anonymous No.49748470]

>>49748350
Depends if you're long game or short game, divvies are good but remember once we floor its only up from there.

[Anonymous No.49748482]

>>49748464
Bullish for dystopian future

[Anonymous No.49748502]

>>49748285
>powell absolutely loving what hes seeing in the cryptocurrency asset space and stablecoins

Holy shit... bitcoin really will be digital gold. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

[Anonymous No.49748505]

Buy LABD?

[Anonymous No.49748506]

>>49748259
It all started in the spring of 2020. They bought puts lmao.

[Anonymous No.49748511]

>>49748295
stop you're hurting my feelings

[Anonymous No.49748523]

It's over. The market will never move up or down ever again. All my options are expiring worthless and I will never own a house. And to cap it off, the fruit mine is closed.

[Anonymous No.49748524]

>>49748338
snibbedy

[Anonymous No.49748526]

>>49748502
>powell loving crypto
That's fucking bearish tf you on about?

[Anonymous No.49748529]

>>49748511
>goldtards

[Anonymous No.49748553]

Just don't know whether I should start DCAing now or later. And do I do 30% now, 30% after the hike in July...fuck

[Anonymous No.49748580]

>>49748553
DCA into cash lol

[Anonymous No.49748584]

>>49748511
Soon these two lines will meet

[Anonymous No.49748599]

>>49748553
How many times do you retards have to be told to wait until after September?

[Anonymous No.49748600]

I am the lone CCXI chad in a sea of beta's

[Anonymous No.49748601]

I have 100k cash by december, I hope it continues dumping til then.

[Anonymous No.49748613]

>>49748599
I'm a retard who doesn't frequent smg often

[Anonymous No.49748632]

Give it to me straight, is tech still overvalued? There’s still stocks out there with a 200 PE ratio.

[Anonymous No.49748634]

>>49748511
People don’t hold gold for returns. They hoard it because it’s precious and the idea of it sitting in a safe gives comfort.

[Anonymous No.49748639]

>>49748584
i begrudgingly own some gold. i would have expected it to perform tbqh, seeing that we have the worst inflation in 40 years and everything

[Anonymous No.49748655]

NATURAL GAS BROS WHAT THE FUCK
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A SURE THING
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THE ANON SAYING TO TAKE PROFITS
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49748663]

Oilsisters, why are we crashing today?

[Anonymous No.49748667]

>>49748613
wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmita

[Anonymous No.49748677]

>>49748639
I know it’s comically cheap right now

[Anonymous No.49748678]

bros... should i sell my oil stocks as long as i can take at least a small profit or buy the oil dip? i have a bad feeling about the current situation

[Anonymous No.49748689]

>>49748276
Don't worry anon. Shit and AAAAAAAAAAA posting will resume on Sunday evening when futures open. They will close Monday from 1pm to 6pm but other than that it's business as usual

[Anonymous No.49748706]

Are we really going to crab until people start excersizing

[Anonymous No.49748710]

so as predicted today is looking like a slightly green crab day to lead into the weekend

we still think the big dump starts monday?

[Anonymous No.49748722]

DAAAAMMMNN EVEN THAT SHITTER AMD GOIN HARD

[Anonymous No.49748723]

tell the truth anon did you buy $113 BABA pre-market?

[Luiznon No.49748727]

>>49748405
Arabia

[Anonymous No.49748743]

Would you long this graph?
Buy SIGA

[Anonymous No.49748767]

>>49748743
>linear
no

[Anonymous No.49748769]

>>49748723
BABA is a naughty little dumper that needs to be taight a lesson.

[Anonymous No.49748782]

>Cramer: We’re adding to this industry leader as we slowly step into this oversold market

There's your sell signal for Tuesday

[Anonymous No.49748785]

When is a good time to buy puts?

[Anonymous No.49748798]

>>49748767
Yes anon, it sure looks completely linear
Retard

[Anonymous No.49748805]

>>49748743
is this global or country specific

[Anonymous No.49748816]

>>49748743
WHO will announce global health emergency this weekend

[Anonymous No.49748818]

guess what happens when all of retail is in puts and shorts

[Anonymous No.49748819]

>>49748689
Yeah i know eu and asian market are going to be open.but there arent many eu or bugs here though

[Anonymous No.49748823]

>>49748663
because the market gods dont let anyone get off scot free

[Anonymous No.49748830]

>>49748816

Looks like we're going need to lots of mail-in ballots for this election again, goys

[Anonymous No.49748840]

>>49748798
yea my bad, looks like cases are starting to go parabolic, ok maybe a small bet

[Anonymous No.49748844]

>>49748782
FUCK OFF KRAMER

[Anonymous No.49748858]

>>49748819
US indexes will be open too

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49748861]

just jammed a preparation H suppository up my butthole

when is it supposed to stop hurting

[Anonymous No.49748865]

>>49748785
Sometime in January. Not near the 52 week low lol

[Anonymous No.49748885]

>>49748805
Only outside Africa. Inside Africa it’s a fucken total meltdown.

[Anonymous No.49748886]

>>49748861
>he didn't use lube
rookie mistake, girlfriend

[Anonymous No.49748897]

So what's the actual explanation for why oil just plunged 6%? Most I've ever seen in a single day

[Anonymous No.49748900]

>>49748782
Does he really say the most complete opposite shit every single time or do old fucks actually take this guys word up on everything? How do they even keep a portfolio listening to him?

[Anonymous No.49748902]

>>49748818
retail never shorts retail only thinks line goes up

[Anonymous No.49748910]

>>49748897
Supply increase.

[Anonymous No.49748915]

interview time, wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.49748920]

What the fuck OIL bros.... I thought this shit could ONLY go up

[Anonymous No.49748921]

>>49748897
in short Biden

[Luiznon No.49748923]

>>49748437
it's already one

[Anonymous No.49748928]

>>49748865
So this is the bottom?

[Anonymous No.49748932]

>>49748910
From who?

[Anonymous No.49748933]

>>49748897
Demand decrease.

[Anonymous No.49748940]

>>49748743
>>49748816
Get ready Anon, she's coming...

[Anonymous No.49748941]

>>49748915
good luck goy

[Anonymous No.49748943]

>>49748915
Good luck on your interview, cat.

[Anonymous No.49748950]

>>49748437
always has been since the 70s

[Anonymous No.49748955]

Is it finally time to short oil? Or is this going to bounce super hard into the summer and then we can short later this year?

[Anonymous No.49748963]

Hahahaha I keep shorting ARKK and I'm making a killing on you tards

How fucking mad are you? Why would you listen to r*ddit and buy shit like hood, coin, roku

[Anonymous No.49748964]

Is it time to buy Kroger?

[Anonymous No.49748968]

>>49748920
oil is now useless and nobody wants it. the future is horses and slaves

[Anonymous No.49748974]

>>49748915
good luck fren!

[Anonymous No.49748975]

>>49748932
Saudis agreed to increase capacity.

[Anonymous No.49748978]

Look at CVX and XOM right now.

[Anonymous No.49748983]

Is it time to slurp some more TMV yet?

[Anonymous No.49748988]

>>49748955
Go with your gut

[Anonymous No.49748993]

>>49748941
>>49748978
You gotta give sauce on this one m y man.

[Anonymous No.49749000]

>>49748963
arkk is up 5% today sir

[Anonymous No.49749009]

boomer

test

[Anonymous No.49749014]

What happened to oil?

[Anonymous No.49749013]

Why is VIX down 5% and SVIX only up 2%?

[Luiznon No.49749015]

>>49748782
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.49749018]

>>49748902
Look at any investing site that allows comments and everyone euphoric in their short positions and doomposting about a depression

[Anonymous No.49749020]

>>49748988
My gut says that oil demand is still going to be relatively high through the end of summer but I have no idea what OPEC might do to completely throw off my predictions

[Anonymous No.49749028]

>>49748897
>Most I've ever seen in a single day
Where the fuck were you in march 2020?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49749054]

why the fuck is COKE down 5% god damn

[Anonymous No.49749060]

Is it time to buy Kroger and Oil?

>>49749000
>>49748963
>TFW SARK RED

IT FUCKING HURTS
WHY DID I AVERAGE UP???

[Anonymous No.49749080]

>>49749054
Why did you buy COKE instead of KO?

[Anonymous No.49749085]

Where's the diversity, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49749090]

>>49748900

He's probably hedged up out of the wazoo on any positions he has, so he doesn't care if it goes down 10-20% or more after he says buy it, hell he makes more money that way.

[Anonymous No.49749093]

>youtubers predicting inflation and continued selloff

>jim cramer and cnbc goons keep saying we're already oversold, trust powell, soft landing confirmed

Who can we trust?

[Anonymous No.49749103]

>>49749018
investing site comments are smarter than 4channel?

[Anonymous No.49749104]

>>49748350
If wealth is being destroyed there just isn't a safe haven. Invest in whatever political power is most likely to be able to steal back the wealth.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49749111]

>>49749080
im retarded

[Anonymous No.49749125]

i cant wait until he cleans house at twitter

[Anonymous No.49749135]

>>49749085
kek, diversity only has one place in the current American economic paradigm.

[Anonymous No.49749142]

>>49749080
>>49749054

[Anonymous No.49749147]

>>49749093
Neither. Inflation is still working its way into margins, then demand crunch comes, printers won’t get turned back on for fear of fucking over everyone else’s currencies, and we double dip

[Anonymous No.49749149]

i ordered pizza cos some anons was talking about it.

[Anonymous No.49749151]

>>49748941
>>49748978
Who's this slamhog?

[Anonymous No.49749158]

AYO WHITE BOY
THE DUMPS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL YOU GIVE A NIGGA A CHANCE WITH YO MONEY

[Anonymous No.49749168]

>>49749125

I'm glad they don't let those idiotic bullies run their company. Most tech companies are filled with those woke ideologues.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49749188]

>>49749151
https://www.instagram.com/gingerdaydreams

[Anonymous No.49749195]

>>49748217
So I sold all my oil and uranium and bought a speculative junior gold mining stock in Newfoundland.

AMA

[Anonymous No.49749197]

>>49748333
Checked

[Anonymous No.49749198]

>>49749085
Yeah if there's one thing the market needs to pump it's a bunch of niggers and wymyns hooting and hollering over it

[Anonymous No.49749201]

>>49748350
A diversified portfolio of approximately equal portions (by exposure) of
>secular growth assets (stocks)
>interest rate linked assets (bonds)
>fiat alternatives (gold)
>commodity trend
>long volatility (buying options)

[Anonymous No.49749207]

>>49748599
How many times do you retards have to be told to wait until after November?

FTFY, the next good macro news comes out in November when Republicans take over Congress. I’m not sure what they’ll actually do, but the markets always like political gridlock

[Anonymous No.49749214]

>>49749158
>>49749085
>Mfw half black
>Mfw all in on sqqq
I agree, this market is racist until I at least get 10 million. Then at that exact point taxation will become racist

[Anonymous No.49749215]

"biggest wealth transfer in human history and you're fucking them bitches? grow up"

Does anybody have that pic?

[Anonymous No.49749218]

>>49748928
I can't decisively say, and I wouldn't trust anyone telling me that we MUST dump or MUST pump. All I know is I wouldn't short near these lows.

[Anonymous No.49749227]

>>49749014
Politics

[Anonymous No.49749230]

Oil bros wtf is happening...not like this...

[Anonymous No.49749232]

>>49749158
there's literally nothing stopping niggers from being stock brokers or whatever this gay article is complaining about

[Anonymous No.49749234]

>>49749080
>>49749111
Wait, what *is* the difference?

[Anonymous No.49749249]

Buddy, look at oil computer!

[Anonymous No.49749252]

>>49749218

I'd wait for the next bear market relief rally to go short again, otherwise you can get your face torn off by it.

[Luiznon No.49749258]

>>49748295
>/pmg/
public masturbation general?

[Anonymous No.49749264]

>>49749103
Is 4chan(nel) not overwhelmingly bearish?

[Anonymous No.49749279]

>>49749234
KO is the parent company that owns the brand.
COKE is the bottling company that bottles the product.

[Anonymous No.49749280]

>>49749234
COKE’s the bottling division

[Anonymous No.49749281]

>>49749230

[Anonymous No.49749285]

>>49749232
their IQ is stopping them

[Anonymous No.49749288]

>at least i only lost 4 years of gains

[Anonymous No.49749301]

>>49749249
>>49749230
I'm kind of pissed I didn't buy DRIP yesterday. Oh well, guess I have to wait until oil peaks again in like August

[Anonymous No.49749303]

>>49749085
Funny way of saying the market only benefits the Jews
>>49749158
They aren't completely wrong. Thing about how fucking retarded minorities are and then considering how easy it would be to swindle them into buying your GNUS and SOXL bags.

[Anonymous No.49749306]

>almost bought 60 soxl at $13 but pussyied out

[Anonymous No.49749309]

>>49749264
Exactomundo.

I am a market maker and always look at the sentiment on Reddit (r/stocks mostly) and /smg/ before deciding which way to pull the rug.

[Anonymous No.49749324]

>>49749201
1/5 of your portfolio in options? Damn. I thought 1% in far OTM puts was the way to go

[Anonymous No.49749328]

>>49749279
>>49749280
OK, thanks. Was wondering why COKE seemed waaay more volatile and that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.49749332]

>>49748975
No they didn't.

[Anonymous No.49749333]

glad I sold my puts for a 36,000 gain yesterday

markets probably going to pump next week

have a good weekend

[Anonymous No.49749340]

>>49749280
COKE is actually not a division. It is an independent bottling company. The two are linked but KO does not own COKE.

[Anonymous No.49749342]

>>49748295
You know we're up and you're down right?

[Anonymous No.49749347]

>>49749249
I kek'd

[Anonymous No.49749359]

[Anonymous No.49749361]

>>49749333

Smart move, always take profits. Win 70%+ of the time and you'll be well off. Have a great weekend bro

[Anonymous No.49749366]

>>49749347
this kid turned out to be a fag

[Anonymous No.49749368]

>>49749232
Basketball americans cant figure out how to download robinhood

[Anonymous No.49749376]

When do options get removed from your portfolio if they expired OTM?
I want the expired options to be removed from my portfolio to free up some margin. But it is still there even though they expired 90 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.49749387]

HOLY SHIT
SO glad I hedged yesterday and bought a few calls
They're going to print today or Tuesday, and then by next Friday my puts will print
Fucking love hedging

[Anonymous No.49749393]

>>49749332
Yes they did. Saudi Arabia Aramco said they're going to be releasing a lot more barrels a day of refined oil.

[Anonymous No.49749394]

is ford worth picking

[Anonymous No.49749399]

Should I buy gas or hold cash?

[Anonymous No.49749405]

>>49748964
>>49749060
Kroger? Getting fancy aren't we? I have to do all my shopping at WMT and DLTR because OIL FUCKING TANKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.49749406]

>Nasdaq up 2% now

Nice little post-selloff bounce before the long weekend. Always a great way to end the week

[Luiznon No.49749418]

>>49749333
initial investment?

[Anonymous No.49749427]

>>49749376
options dont expire at noon, they expire at 4pm unless it's one of the following, then they expire at 4:15pm

AUM, AUX, BACD, BPX, BRB, BSZ, BVZ, CDD, CITD, DBA, DBB, DBC, DBO, DBS, DIA, DJX, EEM, EFA, EUI, EUU, GAZ, GBP, GSSD, IWM, IWN, IWO, IWV, JJC, JPMD, KBE, KRE, MDY, MLPN, MNX, MOO, MSTD, NDO, NDX, NZD, OEF, OEX, OIL, PZO, QQQ, RUT, RVX, SFC, SKA, SLX, SPX, SPY, SVXY, UNG, UUP, UVXY, VIIX, VIX, VIXM, VIXY, VXEEM, VXST, VXX, VXZ, XEO, XHB, XLB, XLE, XLF, XLI, XLK, XLP, XLU, XLV, XLY, XME, XRT, XSP, XSP (AM Expiration), & YUK

[Anonymous No.49749433]

[Anonymous No.49749439]

STOP BUYING YOU FUCKS IM DYING OCER HERE

[Anonymous No.49749444]

SPY is green?!

[Anonymous No.49749476]

>>49749427
But I am european and bought some options on european stocks

[Anonymous No.49749484]

Gay and fake

[Anonymous No.49749488]

>>49749230
AAAAAAA

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49749490]

all in SOXL

[Anonymous No.49749492]

we're nowhere near the bottom
but this is a good start

[Anonymous No.49749494]

Just bought the oil dip. Idk why these companies have dipped like 20% in the past week, Biden can’t do shit and we’re not going into a recession.

[Anonymous No.49749503]

>>49749366
What? Didn't he fugged the arthoe gf of the guy he btfo?

[Anonymous No.49749509]

>>49749324
20% by exposure, the dollar value of the options will be far less because options offer leverage.

[Anonymous No.49749513]

nice lil pumpie to trick the bulls

[Anonymous No.49749517]

cheers /smg/

[Anonymous No.49749531]

>>49749503
No, they just talked about how they both support BLM, trans rights and getting vaxxed.

[Anonymous No.49749573]

>>49749503
She plans to murder him in bed.

[Anonymous No.49749574]

>>49749531
All of those things are fine you bigot.

[Anonymous No.49749580]

>>49749494

Biden WILL find a way to fuck you over, whether you're short or long, he will always do the wrong thing

[Anonymous No.49749582]

>>49748897
they are jerkijng the price around on low volume to eat everyone's lunch
demand destruction is a meme, driving is the last thing people will stop doing, the only thing reducing demand would be a crazy recession
global supply is completely fucked, lebanon numbers are shit, there is increasing policitical instability, same for niggeria, russian output is dropping too, amerisharts refuse to drill more, because their shareholders are demanding capital return rather than reinvestment, so much for market efficiency
also ukraine war is not ending, it's a cope

[Anonymous No.49749607]

>>49749158
>folks

[Anonymous No.49749609]

Bros honestly with oil crashing I may buy back into the market. Unironically inflation will probably chill out now. Next CPI may be super good

[Anonymous No.49749616]

Buy MDB today, sell it in a couple weeks for 50% more.
Why aren't you taking the free money?

[Anonymous No.49749623]

>>49744459
you're welcome /smg/

[Anonymous No.49749627]

>totally sustainable market

[Anonymous No.49749629]

>>49749513
These fucking pathetic little green days are so gay and cringe. I can't even describe how nauseous this faggotry makes me.

[Anonymous No.49749640]

>>49749574
I am a bigot, I was born this way

[Anonymous No.49749649]

>>49749476
On Fridays they get assigned/removed over the weekend. Typically midday on Saturday, at least in my experience.

[Anonymous No.49749651]

>>49749609
Oil prices aren’t crashing you twit, the oil companies stocks are though.

[Anonymous No.49749653]

>>49749627
Who do you think will be renting out pods? Duh.

[Anonymous No.49749661]

>>49749513
It's the exit pump day before the weekend+fed holiday. After the 3 extra days of insider trading to cover losses, it will be the gigadump

[Anonymous No.49749671]

[Anonymous No.49749681]

>>49749288
Kek I inverted my 4 years of gains

[Anonymous No.49749687]

>>49749573
>>49749531
arthoes goes for the dominant alpha male

[Anonymous No.49749688]

>>49749609

Historically if you buy the day before a holiday weekend and hold EOY you make decent gains on average. But that's outside of bear markets.

[Anonymous No.49749698]

>>49749651
Crude is down 6% today

[Anonymous No.49749700]

>>49749661
this shit is infuriating this is the single most bullshit day to try and call a direction in 20 years stock trading

[Anonymous No.49749704]

>>49748308
HNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.49749708]

>>49749651

[Anonymous No.49749710]

>>49749623
Thank you, my 20x leverage longs appreciate your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.49749724]

>>49749698
#fakenews

Get your fucking head out of the sand

[Anonymous No.49749737]

>>49749627
guess who's making that happen

[Anonymous No.49749738]

So what if tuesday ends green?

[Anonymous No.49749744]

>>49749264
4channel is permabear.

[Anonymous No.49749748]

>wait until 150 to buy DRIP they said
FUCK

[Anonymous No.49749773]

HOLY FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49749779]

>>49749214

There are half black people posting on /smg/.

[Anonymous No.49749786]

>>49749748
Pretty sure oil is going to head back up soon before tanking later this year, but yeah I'm sad I didn't buy DRIP yesterday when I was thinking about it

[Anonymous No.49749795]

>Ford CFO flags increase in car loan delinquencies
>Automotive research firm Edmunds reported that consumers' average monthly car loan payment hit a record of $656 for new vehicles and $546 for used vehicles in May. The average annual percentage rate for new vehicles hit 5.1%, the highest level seen since March 2020, and the average loan term for a used vehicle hit a record of 70.8 months

Maybe oil is going down because everybody is about to have their cars taken away

[Anonymous No.49749797]

may have just reversed the green crab into a red crab

[Anonymous No.49749800]

>Labu up 20%
thats how you know everything is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49749809]

Happy Jewnteenth!

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>Financials podcasts/channels
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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
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>>49746210

[Anonymous No.49749810]

Gay sex bro's we're gonna close green

[Anonymous No.49749812]

Bought LABD230120C31
Mistake or no?

[Anonymous No.49749826]

>>49749809

[Anonymous No.49749827]

Im up 23(twenty three)€[(((yuros)))]

[Anonymous No.49749830]

>>49749809
great post bro

[Anonymous No.49749836]

>>49749795
I would like to see a model breakdown on who's not paying their loans. Could actually be comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.49749843]

Wtf... I turn on CNBC for the first time in years and my old waifu is pregnant?!

[Anonymous No.49749857]

>>49749809
Thanks for the links friend.

[Anonymous No.49749873]

Why is bioshit rallying so hard?

[Anonymous No.49749875]

>>49748678
i got $50K in oil and gas stockings.
i'm holding through this panic.

[Anonymous No.49749879]

PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE
GREAT WHEN SEPARATE

[Anonymous No.49749894]

GAY SEX >>49749873

[Anonymous No.49749909]

>>49749873
Been absolutely destroyed probably the worst hit sector

[Anonymous No.49749923]

we aren't bottoming until we see a >90% drawdown on the dow

[Anonymous No.49749927]

Bonds about to Bart?

[Anonymous No.49749933]

that resistance at 30k...

[Anonymous No.49749945]

>>49749909
Yeah LABU and TNA are probably decent bull plays at some point this year

[Anonymous No.49749947]

>>49749671
I don't blame em. There are certain vehicles that give off that certain kind of diesel smell that makes me want to smell it more. Like get my nose right up their exhaust pipes and take a deep whiff

[Anonymous No.49749978]

wtf is juneteenth?

[Anonymous No.49749977]

>>49749873
Short cover rally and M&A's

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49749988]

>>49749671
kek the crab claws

[Anonymous No.49749998]

>>49749947
>diesel
Hmm bro?

[Anonymous No.49750001]

>>49749978
a jewish humiliation ritual

[Anonymous No.49750017]

futus are 0% while IXIC is up 2%. market strong into long weekender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dW6aNAZGTM

[Anonymous No.49750034]

>>49749945
I read somewhere bio are trading for under cash values on the balance sheet, probably the cheapest they have ever been

Bunch will go under, but the ones that make it will by 1000% winners ez imo

[Anonymous No.49750035]

>>49749627
Shit stock. Still overvalued. IPOs never make

[Anonymous No.49750044]

>>49749909
well duh because it was overbought from covid. Granted its now well beneath pre covid level. Many of the major companies that got a covid pump still have some of it to give back.
>>49749977
yeah, there should be more pain for bioshits.

[Anonymous No.49750045]

>>49749978
they thought it wasn’t fair that everyone other than blacks get a holiday on that day so they gave blacks a holiday on that day now

[Anonymous No.49750050]

>>49749978
Some new faggy bl*ck holiday

[Anonymous No.49750061]

So this gamble on SIGA, is it priced in? Or will it skyrocket?

[Anonymous No.49750062]

>>49749627
Thanks for the heads up. Time to open puts.

[Anonymous No.49750079]

So what are you guys doing to celebrate Juneteenth? I think I’ll get a black girl to suck my dick while doing slave and master roleplay.

[Anonymous No.49750081]

>>49749978
Commemorates the Jordans lost in the 2020 chimpouts

[Anonymous No.49750088]

[Anonymous No.49750103]

>>49750061
WHO meeting next week to see if Monkpoz is the scapegoat for the economy.

[Anonymous No.49750107]

>oil goes from testing the high to testing the bottom support in a couple of days after months of consolidating and crabbing
>because of demand destruction that hasnt shown up yet and supply that hasnt manifested past 2 weeks of small builds
Unreal

[Anonymous No.49750115]

>>49750045
If it's a holiday for blacks why am I celebrating it? Markets closed, boss said I have the day off. What so I get to eat chicken and watermelon and velvet cake because my ancestors fucked up some black town in Tulsa?

[Anonymous No.49750117]

>>49750103
Who is meeting?

[Anonymous No.49750128]

>>49750088
its also going to be 107 degrees in fucking bordeaux tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49750141]

>>49750088
We doing the dust bowl playbook again? The American agricultural makeup is nothing even remotely close to 100 years ago, this shit can't work a second time.

[Anonymous No.49750144]

Soxl huge underperforming tqqq

[Anonymous No.49750147]

>>49750088
HAARP

[Anonymous No.49750159]

>>49750107
It’s Biden playing dirty dementia tricks on the market.

[Anonymous No.49750165]

>>49750141
>The American agricultural makeup is nothing even remotely close to 100 years ago, this shit can't work a second time.
What do you mean? Our ag makeup these days would render us more susceptible to a dust bowl?

[Anonymous No.49750169]

>>49750017
That's a cute man

[Anonymous No.49750184]

welp bros. we wait for the next sell off on treasuries.

[Anonymous No.49750190]

>>49750141
cattlemen state that it was in no way hot enough to kill off this many cattle which leads credence to this "conspiracy theory" that these were culled on "purpose" whatever that may be

[Anonymous No.49750192]

>>49750088
>ground is horribly desiccated

Buy water stocks

[Anonymous No.49750206]

why the fuck is SIGA going up
I want to buy a dip

[Anonymous No.49750209]

>bought puts too early AGAIN
At least I know it will dump on tuesday...

[Anonymous No.49750224]

>>49750141
We’re not going dustbowl unless that acquifier under the great plains dries up. Unless its one of those things where it turns out environmental regs have fucked agriculture in the area

[Anonymous No.49750229]

>>49750117
The World Health Whoreganization.

[Anonymous No.49750247]

>>49750190
cattle don't just all die at once like that

[Anonymous No.49750251]

SIGA SISTERS THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1655477911595.webm

[Anonymous No.49750255]

>>49750115
I’m not completely sure because this isn’t my area, but I think if you aren’t black, you’re supposed to celebrate the other holiday or something

[Anonymous No.49750256]

>>49750209
I am just glad that gushers are getting the rope too. Everything else goes up slightly but if oil is dumping from fears of demand destruction that means long dated puts for elsewhere are going to pay out so I am not even fear.

[Anonymous No.49750258]

>>49750206
I haven’t checked today. Am I making money?>>49750224
(((They))) wi

[Anonymous No.49750268]

I keep thinking about how I should've loaded up on spy puts for $30 last week that are $1400 now. I could've pulled myself out of poverty with such an easy play...

[Anonymous No.49750271]

Oil bros.... They're trying to bury us....

[Anonymous No.49750300]

OOooOOOoooOoo

[Anonymous No.49750314]

>>49750271
GUSH bros please be careful

[Anonymous No.49750327]

>>49750247
>>49750190
They probably drank from a single contaminated water supply

[Luiznon No.49750335]

>>49749978
Father's day for niggers

[Anonymous No.49750346]

>>49750268
you could've had sex with that one girl too but ya blew it

[Anonymous No.49750348]

this market pump is unsustainable

[Anonymous No.49750349]

>>49750128
I'm cooking in grenoble right now, atleast I can go to the mountains in the evening where its cool

[Anonymous No.49750353]

>>49750327
(((Contaminated)))

[Anonymous No.49750366]

>>49750327
that's complete bs, unless it was contaminated by glowies

[Anonymous No.49750367]

[Anonymous No.49750377]

im gonna make the new thread

[Anonymous No.49750379]

>>49750251
trannies look like demons

[Anonymous No.49750382]

Aaaaaa wtf was niggers? look at that nigger red candle on the 1 min chart its fuckin mg over fuck fuck fuck fuck fyxo fuck fuck

[Anonymous No.49750386]

Bakers?

[Anonymous No.49750396]

>>49750377
>>49750386
there's already a new thread

[Anonymous No.49750401]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49750402]

down 11% :/. 5 grand

[Anonymous No.49750403]

>>49750367
this shit is so goofy it looks primed to drop to me
and just like that BIG RED DILDO

[Anonymous No.49750405]

>>49750348
you smokin ice if you think this aint the boddum, bruddah.

[Anonymous No.49750409]

>>49750386
No....

[Anonymous No.49750422]

>>49750396
Where

[Anonymous No.49750427]

>>49750300
This and SIGNA look like ATH right now. It seems like any further upward movement depends entirely on what the WHO says. I imagine if they play it down, the stocks will go down as well.

Is SPY ever going to recover?

[Anonymous No.49750438]

>>49750353
>>49750366
Niggers, it’s stupid easy for water sources to become contaminated, especially in a time of drought.

[Anonymous No.49750463]

>>49750438
name the last time all the cattle died at once from that

[Anonymous No.49750506]

New
>>49750481
>>49750481
>>49750481

[Luiznon No.49750508]

foking hell m8

[Anonymous No.49750511]

>>49750470
>>49750470
>>49750470
>>49750470

[Anonymous No.49750527]

>>49750506
>>49750511
classic

[Anonymous No.49750579]

im eating pizza now.

[Anonymous No.49750848]

For juneteenth, I implore Mr. Powell to lower rates so blacks can have a chance at employment