/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49746210]

Guess whom is b(l)ack

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>49744710

[Anonymous No.49746238]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.49746239]

How the fuck did you faggots not ride oil from literally $0 and sell at the absolute top of the US economy. Who is actually mad oil is going down

[Anonymous No.49746240]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Yeah Mumubros... I think we are back!

[Anonymous No.49746247]

This is the bottom bros BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.49746252]

*ahem*
Fuck tech and fuck anime

[Anonymous No.49746254]

Juneteenth

[Anonymous No.49746258]

Buy REK for the Juneteenth crash. BLACK Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.49746262]

More like cumflation lol!

[Anonymous No.49746265]

Ooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49746264]

Is there even anything left to short? It seems tech has bottomed

[Anonymous No.49746269]

>>49746210
>NRGU down 42% past week
Oil bros.... glad I stayed out of that shit.

[Anonymous No.49746272]

When spy 400

[Anonymous No.49746277]

>>49746239
By definition every trade has a buyer and a seller.
For every dude that sold the oil top, there's a fresh bagholder.

[Anonymous No.49746279]

AAPL carrying the market as usual

[Anonymous No.49746281]

>>49746262
BIG if true.

[Anonymous No.49746285]

PAIN, WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CANT GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
BECAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

[Anonymous No.49746293]

>>49746239
Because summer is starting and there's no reason it should be dropping this hard

[Anonymous No.49746298]

comfy Friday. cash gang with a small short against the Japanese yen. DCAing into commodities this year

[Anonymous No.49746301]

>>49746252
Yeah I will fuck anime, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.49746309]

Bobo, oh dear, look at you sweating, everything ok?

[Anonymous No.49746310]

>inflation driven by a supply crunch
>let's raise rates to make it more difficult to raise funds to deploy logistics to fix the supply crunch

[Anonymous No.49746311]

why didnt you buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.49746312]

its time foa bug etf

[Anonymous No.49746319]

>bret crude

tik tok oilfags

[Anonymous No.49746323]

Daily reminder that WFH fags will be the first to be laid off. WFH is peak top signal of clown economy

[Anonymous No.49746325]

>>49746279
Warren Munger is slurping

[Anonymous No.49746328]

>>49746252

[Anonymous No.49746329]

>>49746264
s&p

[Anonymous No.49746331]

hey oil chuds I got a sandwich for you

[Anonymous No.49746339]

>>49746210
OIL is crashing with no survivors

[Anonymous No.49746340]

crude oil collapsing back to 50 bucks

[Anonymous No.49746343]

>>49746310
You vill eat ze bugs and live in ze pod goy

[Anonymous No.49746350]

I work at XOM...wtf is happening to my company?

[Anonymous No.49746354]

Oil calls looking mighty tasty right now

[Anonymous No.49746355]

>#SPY is trending with retail traders posting their short positions
if I had control of a hedge fund for just one day I'd show these people no mercy

[Anonymous No.49746356]

>>49746211
>>49746196
>>49746148
>>49746140
>>49746119
>>49746117
buncha tradies who arent aware that WFH was a thing before the scamdemic. don't you guys have a toilet to go fix?

[Anonymous No.49746358]

>>49746319
Oilprincess trannies finna get that final transition

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49746361]

I am here to tell you its okay to be bullish again

[Anonymous No.49746362]

First we AAAAAAAAAA
Then we OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49746365]

Feds trying to paint a pretty picture of a local top in yields. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. PRESS THE SELL BUTTON FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.49746368]

>10 minutes of pumping
>mumus get cocky
are you retards mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.49746375]

>>49746254
Fuck that made up holiday, I need to gamble more on Monday not be preached to about how pathetic black people are by corporations and government.

[Anonymous No.49746382]

Jeez what happened with BABA? last I ckecked it was up over 10% in pre-market and now it's struggling to stay positive.

[Anonymous No.49746389]

>>49746258
Speaking of which wtf happened to UONE this year...

[Anonymous No.49746394]

>>49746356
I've only ever had wfh jobs

[Anonymous No.49746398]

>>49746368
no u.

[Anonymous No.49746399]

>>49746175
Either their plan is to irreversibly fuck everything up for everyone besides the US or they’re truly incompetent. They’re about to rug real estate ffs. WHERE IS CAPITAL GOING???

[Anonymous No.49746411]

>>49746365
>Feds trying to paint a pretty picture of a local top in yields. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Yields are saying otherwise.

[Anonymous No.49746412]

>>49746312
Time to see if this "food" production plant burns down (((mysteriously)))

[Anonymous No.49746416]

people who buy now are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.49746420]

I have zero risk management.

[Anonymous No.49746423]

>>49746350
Literally trades like Tech company in the year of our lord, 2022

[Anonymous No.49746424]

>>49746354
ticker?

[Anonymous No.49746425]

>>49746356
I don't care if you wfh or not, I don't have any respect or put any value on cubicle cuck tech jobs.

[Anonymous No.49746440]

Why does SH have such low options volume? Is there another 1x inverse SP500 ETF I'm unaware of?

[Anonymous No.49746444]

>>49746323
lol that or outsourced. most people that WFH don't actually have the value to command benefits like that.

[Anonymous No.49746445]

>>49746350
Aren't you supposed to be telling us?

Maybe the top is in because they can't push gas more than $5/gallon.

[Anonymous No.49746447]

>>49746362
We need the AAAAAAAAAAs, without them the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOs have no meaning.

[Anonymous No.49746451]

>>49746412
glowies tested their cattle genocide poison on the cattle in KS recently. They are really trying to make us eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.49746457]

yields are still going down and bonds are still going up even though fed has raised rates and promised more raises in future wtf clown world imma rage quit life

[Anonymous No.49746458]

sorry oil bros, i bought 10 XLE calls and apparently that was enough to anger the market gods

[Anonymous No.49746465]

>>49746399
Take a (((guess)))

[Anonymous No.49746468]

>>49746411
Dollar too strong. Too much cash. Bonds yields spike, you lose cash, only tards are buying. This is not the bottom, yields can go much much higher

[Anonymous No.49746470]

>>49746368
a (((real))) bear market rally is like 10%
it's the beginning

[Anonymous No.49746474]

The meltup is back on.

[Anonymous No.49746478]

>>49746254
Eh, it's an extra federal holiday. I'll take the long weekend.

[Anonymous No.49746479]

>>49746425
lol someone fell for the trades meme
im sitting at home without any pants on "working" very hard while pulling in six figures
stay mad

[Anonymous No.49746486]

Bobo are you ok? I know you shorted the bottom yesterday and are losing all your money on poorly-timed puts, but don't do anything drastic alright? I'm sure your mom and dad would miss you.

[Anonymous No.49746490]

>Fighting every urge to buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.49746503]

>>49746451
The only bugs I'll eat are chinks

[Anonymous No.49746506]

>summer
>oil dumping
clownworld

[Anonymous No.49746508]

>>49746468
>yields can go much much higher
They can but not anytime soon maybe 2023.

[Anonymous No.49746520]

>>49746445
I think the top is in for non-pozzed states when it comes to gas. Here I Michigan we've topped out at around $5.25, now it's started to fall under $5. I think demand was absolutely destroyed by the prices which probably helped. The only people travelling are commuters for work.

[Anonymous No.49746531]

Hey guys, guess what stock this is
Yes, it is a stock, not an option

[Anonymous No.49746546]

>>49746486
Took nearly 20k of profit yesterday. No smart bobo is playing today, at least not with large bets. Keep holding those bags, buddy.

[Anonymous No.49746558]

>shit and piss only hovering at +.26%

Yawn, let me know when the actual bull run starts

[Anonymous No.49746566]

>"Hello, Mr. Market sir?"
>"Yes, I am invested in your company."
>"Can you explain this 0.1% move today?"
>"I will not hold, no. Do not put me on hold."

[Anonymous No.49746567]

>>49746312
Wow they invented a "food" production facility that's immune to MYSTERIOUS FIRES

What will they think of next!

[Anonymous No.49746569]

>>49746486

[Anonymous No.49746573]

>>49746531
Is it a cathy wood stock?

[Anonymous No.49746574]

CRAB SUPREMACY

[Anonymous No.49746577]

>>49746531
Idk. A bioplop.

[Anonymous No.49746590]

>>49746531
fuggg soxl is already at a buck fiddy?

[Anonymous No.49746593]

>>49746465
What’s the fucking play then, genius? Is there a secret sector that only Jews know about? How do I put a bet on it?

[Luiznon No.49746595]

>>49746310
>raise funds to deploy logistics to fix the supply crunch
are you going to pay OPEC+ off?

[Anonymous No.49746596]

>>49746506
Baggot top kek.

[Anonymous No.49746604]

>>49746558
NDX up 1% :) even better is OIL is down 6%

[Anonymous No.49746606]

>>49746566
>"Alright, one moment please, I'll be transferring you to our Service Representative shortly."
>[...]
>"How can I help you?"

[Anonymous No.49746612]

>>49746573
Uh... I don't think it's something she invested in. I don't think it fits her profile
>>49746577
Nope, not a biomeme
>>49746590
No it's not SOXL

[Anonymous No.49746617]

>>49746531
>cost basis 97
>last price 1.47
hahahaha holy fuck

[Anonymous No.49746630]

>>49746310
Inflation is driven by increasing M2 by 41%.

[Anonymous No.49746649]

>>49746630
>muh M2
There's another part to the macro 101 definition of inflation. I wonder how that's doing.

[Anonymous No.49746658]

>started investing mid-2021
>down 12.5% all time
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49746662]

>>49746486
i legit have that in the back of my mind because of how incredibly irrational this market is, i dont need to hear your idiotic smug bullshit

[Anonymous No.49746672]

>>49746630
false. the money is not being spent, look at the velocity

[Anonymous No.49746678]

>>49746569

[Anonymous No.49746681]

>>49746531
Is it bayhorse?

[Anonymous No.49746685]

>>49746617
There was a reverse split in there, so I didn't pay 97

[Anonymous No.49746699]

>>49746662
Hahahaha imagine buying puts after capitulation.
You're going to lose everything buddy.

[Anonymous No.49746716]

I"m unironically bullish for fall this year
shemitah ends and midterms coming up

[Anonymous No.49746725]

>>49746420
Based

[Anonymous No.49746728]

>>49746681
No, not Bayhorse

[Anonymous No.49746734]

>>49746606
>"A fucking dog?"
>"Fuck this, I'm selling."
>*hangs up*
>"Have a good day, Mr. Market sir."
>*puts phone down*

[Anonymous No.49746738]

you guys ARE slurping up discounted energy stocks right? you DO know the next crisis is going to be energy, don't you?

[Anonymous No.49746741]

>>49746658
That’s pretty much exactly the SP500 return bro

[Anonymous No.49746755]

>>49746210
Anyone else going all in on TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.49746757]

>>49746531
damn it's not wkhs

[Anonymous No.49746761]

>>49746738
You can buy just about anything really. The whole market is extremely oversold and is ripe for a violent meltup.

[Anonymous No.49746765]

>>49746447
is that John Cena?

[Anonymous No.49746767]

>at least my covered calls are safe

[Anonymous No.49746776]

>>49746738
you DO know we don't need oil anymore thanks to wind and solar? chud?

[Anonymous No.49746781]

WELL WELL WELL

[Anonymous No.49746786]

>>49746593
It's not a secret sector it's just being put offshore and no, you can't bet on it lol

[Anonymous No.49746789]

Most people in this thread are circumcised

[Anonymous No.49746794]

>>49746738
Which ones you buying?

[Anonymous No.49746802]

>>49746254
>Black people make up a holiday
>It falls on Father's Day and they don't even notice Grim.

[Anonymous No.49746808]

>OIL IS GOING TO $200

[Anonymous No.49746810]

Fuck juneteenth and fuck black """"culture"""""

[Anonymous No.49746812]

>>49746789
not me

[Anonymous No.49746813]

sold my aapl 0dte calls at a profit, now bought some 0dte puts, lets nuke

[Anonymous No.49746822]

>>49746789
I didn't have a fucking choice

[Anonymous No.49746823]

>>49746789
I am not

[Anonymous No.49746828]

Is a stock with a 200 P/E ration bad right now?

[Anonymous No.49746831]

>>49746254
>*SMACKS LIPS*
EYO HOL' UP YUS SAYIN' RETAIL STORES IS HAVIN' 100% OFF SALES FOR JUNETEENTH WEEKEND. DEEZ AIT RE-PAT-RATIONS WYT BOI.

[Anonymous No.49746838]

>>49746672
Money velocity is low because americas nominal gdp is not increasing as quickly as its money supply, because s.chains are fucked up and because people wont work.

[Anonymous No.49746841]

>>49746802
lol black people didn't make the holiday. it's a corporate/government creation using black people as an excuse.

[Anonymous No.49746853]

>>49746699
You sound like one of those fucking wyckoff retards. Are you one of those wyckoff retards?

[Anonymous No.49746872]

>>49746794
ET
GXE

looking at a bunch though

[Anonymous No.49746889]

>>49746853
probably

[Anonymous No.49746908]

>>49746567
I keep hearing about all these food processing plants burning down. Is it glowing? Is it real? I haven’t seen anything tangible but I’ve heard it mentioned on some boards.

[Anonymous No.49746911]

>>49746789
Well considering I'm Jewish, yes this is true.

[Anonymous No.49746918]

>>49746699
>capitulation has happened and is actually over with, we are now in the despair phase

really? are you really this fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.49746923]

>>49746838
yes so back to my original point, making it harder to fund logistics to fix supply lines is completely retarded
it's also worth noting bank deposits are still sky high compared to 2020

[Anonymous No.49746929]

>>49746911
>911 get
The memes write themselves

[Anonymous No.49746933]

>>49746918
we are just now in anxiety.

[Anonymous No.49746939]

with this new bidenflation how can anyone even trust the forward pe with rising ppi
and the market is forward looking
this is pretty much the end of spec/growth people are starting to throw their money into value and it will amplify

[Anonymous No.49746941]

all memes aside
do you think we'll see a real estate crash in the next 6 months?

[Anonymous No.49746947]

>>49746658
>be me
>save everything in a savings account for years
>parents keep telling I should invest
>~3m ago decide to start investing
>start w/ 9k
>down to 7k currently

[Anonymous No.49746949]

>siga freefalling
i wonder if the 98k anon didn't rope

[Anonymous No.49746960]

>>49746908
did you ever hear about that many burning down before? Way too many to be a coincidence. Seems like their plans are being speed up, so I wonder what they are trying to get ahead of

[Anonymous No.49746966]

The energy stocks I'm buying today are cheaper than they were before Russia invaded Ukraine.
This is before accounting for 4 months of record profits.

These companies are/were trading at FCF yields around 30%, and have literally earned 10% of their enterprise value in that same 4 month timeframe.
With SPY down ~13% from the 420 level it was trading near in late Feb, oil stocks have actually underperformed, and are relatively cheaper right now versus other sectors.

[Anonymous No.49747007]

>>49746728
what is it, i must know

[Anonymous No.49747009]

>>49746853
could have predicted every top and low since 2020 with the wackoff method

[Anonymous No.49747012]

[Luiznon No.49747019]

>>49746911

[Anonymous No.49747021]

>>49746923
I skimmed over yhat point because it was stupid. A capex to fix a genuine supply chain problem will pay for itself very quickly whether interest rates are 0% or 10%. That is not what businesses are afraid to spend money on.

[Anonymous No.49747022]

>>49746929

[Anonymous No.49747035]

>>49746947
Look at it this way, you've got a great opportunity to load up on cheap stocks. A few years down the road you'd be kicking yourself for not investing right now.

[Anonymous No.49747039]

>>49746941
Yes, but it won't last - Biden admin will print money, pass it out to banks, the banks will buy up the real estate for pennies on the dollar then jack up rent prices. And the whole time democrats will praise his swift action in bringing back price stability to real estate markets.
We are headed for a next level homelessness crisis.

[Anonymous No.49747043]

>>49746966
shill me tickers

[Anonymous No.49747047]

>>49746947
they were just trying to get exit liquidity out of you

[Anonymous No.49747050]

>>49746808
>OMG HOW COULD THIS BE?
>THERE'S AN OIL SHORTAGE!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NEAR PRE-COVID LEVELS IN TERMS OF PRODUCTION AND THE PRICE IS 100% HIGHER THAN 2019? CAN'T YOU SEE THE SHORTAGE!
>THE DATA IS ALL FAKE I'M TOTALLY NOT A DELUSIONAL BAGGIE.

[Anonymous No.49747052]

>>49746960
got any decent news sources you can shill me?

[Anonymous No.49747060]

>>49746947
>2k
who gives a shit nigga, if you have a full time job you can put that back in a month or two
you should be praying the market tanks a bit further, you've got nothing already invested

[Anonymous No.49747065]

>>49746947
Damn you lost 2k in 3 minutes? What you buy?

[Anonymous No.49747072]

What is horror scenario if the rate hikes aren’t big enough to stop inflation?

[Anonymous No.49747073]

>>49747007

[Anonymous No.49747090]

>>49747072
Inflation keeps increasing during a massive recession

[Anonymous No.49747092]

>>49747052
i just follow people on twatter. News won't cover this shit outside of local news

[Anonymous No.49747097]

>>49747050
Kek, now do SOXL

[Anonymous No.49747105]

Alright, we're chilling now but the eye-melting megapump is coming very very soon. Watch out.

[Anonymous No.49747106]

Feels good to be a Bobo.

[Anonymous No.49747110]

>>49747009
>Why yes I jerk off to completion before making any investment decisions, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.49747121]

>>49747021
if it were that easy why have we had supply issues for two goddamn years now? where is the capex to deploy logistics? why would we make it more difficult to raise funds to do so, while crushing down demand? the supply lines won't pay for themselves if the fed attempts to murder the demand side.

[Anonymous No.49747129]

>>49747073
i remember looking into that company when it was brought up ~last year. i dismissed it because i figured people would still opt for cheap chinese stuff. their knee pads looked bretty good though

[Anonymous No.49747132]

>>49747072
>rate hikes stopping "inflation"
lel all they can do is raise the rates to cause recession and defaults in order to bring demand down

[Anonymous No.49747134]

GET READY MUMU'S
YOUR EXUBERANCE HAS YOU HOOKED

[Anonymous No.49747138]

>>49747072
child prostitution makes a come back
america becomes brazil2 30 years ahead of schedule

[Anonymous No.49747140]

What if there was no fed?
could things have gone different?

[Anonymous No.49747142]

>>49746960
People think the great reset is still a "conspiracy theory" despite the fact all of the billionaires openly wear pins supporting it and the fact the WEF openly described plans to make it happen which just so happened to coincide with every single event that's happening right now. This is unironically the end of the world as you know it. If you have a bucket list, tackle it now. Drink, smoke, do whatever shit that makes you feel free now, because you'll never get the chance again for as long as you live.

[Anonymous No.49747147]

>>49747090
So food, gas & petrol prices keep surging while housing, stocks and crypto dumps?

[Anonymous No.49747156]

>>49746941
I fucking wish, so we probably won't...

[Anonymous No.49747168]

>>49747043
Nah. Just pick a name out of a hat at this point. This selloff is sector wide, as will the rebound 2-3 weeks from now.
We both know you're not looking for long term holds so what's the point in giving specific picks?

[Anonymous No.49747170]

>>49747110
not how it works

[Anonymous No.49747175]

>>49747106
post the all time

[Anonymous No.49747177]

>>49746947
What the fuck did you buy?
In b4 options

[Anonymous No.49747181]

>>49747134
who's exuberant? lmfao. when the inevitable meltup begins you will act like you didn't see it coming

[Anonymous No.49747202]

>>49747170
It's been working for me. I've made 30k over the past two weeks.

[Luiznon No.49747204]

>>49747138
>america becomes brazil2 30 years ahead of schedule
you are going even lower, at least we have a culture

[Anonymous No.49747221]

>>49747121
when interest rates are zero people stop working, such as myself.

[Anonymous No.49747232]

What is that theory or term where things become more exaggerated or extreme as time goes on cause that is what these stocks are. The return to normal volatility isn't just a meme. The more people participating in the market and the more money that gets created only causes the market to make bigger and bigger swings

[Anonymous No.49747233]

you know what? don't call me a bull or a cow ever again. my fursona is a PONY.

[Anonymous No.49747254]

>>49747221
why would low interest rates have a negative effect on the labor market

[Anonymous No.49747263]

>>49747147
Yeah, and also, energy ETFs dump while their underlying commodity dumps all while price at the pump increases.

No one can explain this to me other than “it’s the Jews”. Oh! And the bond yield is dumping too even though the Japanese bond yield shot straight up yesterday.

I’m thinking this is the scramble before capitulation. Maybe the Fed QEs in the fall, but I don’t know what the fuck is happening right now.

[Anonymous No.49747266]

>>49747202
oh you mean it like that, nevermind, good job anon

[Anonymous No.49747272]

Can someone tell me if this looks like healthy mycelium?

[Anonymous No.49747296]

>>49746425
>he does the same job that your average texas mexican can do and he thinks hes valuable

[Anonymous No.49747297]

>>49747266
The fuck did you think I meant?

[Anonymous No.49747299]

>>49747272
I think so, isn't the bad stuff black?

[Anonymous No.49747300]

>>49747272
Looks good to me. You don’t want pink or green iirc

[Anonymous No.49747312]

>>49747254
Because the Fed pumped my bags 2020-2021 with zero interest rates and thus I no longer need to work very hard.

[Anonymous No.49747311]

>>49747121
There were supply issues for two years when debt was extremely cheap, why would you think keeping debt cheap a little longer would solve them. I would guess that issues persist because chinese suppliers are reputedly hard to work with and its hard to find a new one that doesnt rip you off. And then multiply that by all the other countries in the supply chain, whatever their chineseness factor may be.

[Anonymous No.49747345]

>>49747299
>>49747300
Dope. Out of 3 spore syringes, this is the only one that properly inoculated.

[Anonymous No.49747361]

>>49747039
So, load up on Blackrock basically?

[Anonymous No.49747381]

>CCXI

[Anonymous No.49747386]

>>49747296
Most of the jobs Mexicans do has more value than some tranny coder working at Amazon, which is why they will be employed way longer than you once the depression hits.

[Anonymous No.49747394]

>>49747345
nice, I've got some spores in the fridge. I grew out some and microdosed for a while, pretty fun. I'd like to get into growing lion's mane and chaga

[Anonymous No.49747426]

>>49747311
even so, raising rates sure isn't going to help the supply crunch, and can only make it worse. you'll have to destroy demand, which is basically killing the economy in an attempt to save the economy. makes no sense. jpow has no tools to deal with supply crunch inflation. we've been using chink suppliers for decades now, why would they be any harder to work with after covid?

[Anonymous No.49747435]

>>49747386
lel. I just got off the phone with a hiring manager and asked specifically about hiring freezes. he said we've been trying to hire for this position for 6 months theres no way we are going to stop trying.
seethe and dilate as they import 3rd worlders to replace you

[Anonymous No.49747456]

>>49747386

[Anonymous No.49747457]

>>49747394
I wanna get to growing Lion's Mane as I'm taking that, but right now I'm practicing with some B+

[Anonymous No.49747469]

>Uhm hey /smg/, what stocks are bussin today senpai?

[Anonymous No.49747477]

>>49747426
>you'll have to destroy demand, which is basically killing the economy in an attempt to save the economy.
They're sacrificing the economy to save the dollar.

[Anonymous No.49747485]

>>49746947
Same.with me except I'm down about 40k.
I'm pretty bothered, but still have much more cash.

[Anonymous No.49747488]

>>49746831
Bullish

[Anonymous No.49747491]

Can you dumb bulls just fuck off at let the market crash already? This is just getting annoying.

[Anonymous No.49747500]

THIS FUCKING MARKET

[Anonymous No.49747512]

>>49747477
the dollar is already strong as hell, look at DXY, it doesn't need saving

[Anonymous No.49747518]

>>49747361
And blackstone
I would say that there is a real risk of them getting burned if we have drastic political upheaval, rioting, and civil war but I actually think they would persist through even that because Larry Fink will just fly out to Israel to wait it out while hiring Pinkertons to protect his investment holdings.

[Anonymous No.49747541]

someone come kill me

[Anonymous No.49747543]

>>49747477
The dollar system has been abused to much by the Boomer generation. The dollar is fucked if there is even a chance of a viable alternative.

[Anonymous No.49747555]

>>49747512
the dollar is strong as hell because markets priced in shitloads of rate hikes ahead of everybody else. wait until others follow suit or things start breaking down.

[Anonymous No.49747566]

>sips tea

[Anonymous No.49747571]

>80% of socially responsible ESG investors also own cryptocurrency: Here’s how they reconcile conflicting values

I always knew ESG investors were retards, this only confirms it. Hope it gets a laugh out of you anons despite how good or bad your day is going :^)

[Anonymous No.49747579]

>>49747512
DXY is relative value,not absolute. Every other currency is in the toilet and USD is also in the toilet but floating slightly higher.

[Anonymous No.49747583]

>>49747263
My friend, do you know how oil refineries work? This isn’t the first time gas has kept going up when oil got cheaper/stayed stabled.

[Anonymous No.49747588]

>>49747518
Let's be real, people are too retarded to even know its Blackstone/rock buying all the Real Estate, people will just rampage against some proxy "landlords", they'll wait out the storm maybe lower rents for a few years and then jack up the prices slowly, they are going to get away with it.

[Anonymous No.49747591]

>>49747426
Contracts got interrupted i would think and relationships have to re settle which takes a long time when you have to go physically inspect the factory to make sure your washers arent made out of tin. But maybe the chineseness thesis is not true it was a guess.

[Anonymous No.49747595]

>>49747512
The other countries in the basket that dxy is measured against are even more dogshit

[Anonymous No.49747608]

>>49747512
The dollar is strong compared to other currencies yes but it’s purchasing power is going down, that’s what they’re stopping when they’re saving the dollar

[Anonymous No.49747645]

>>49747555
it was strong before jpow signaled rate hikes, now it's even more powerful with the hikes and the rest of the currencies being shit on, i really don't feel like the dollar needs to be "saved"

[Anonymous No.49747648]

>you didnt listen when I told you to buy Matterport

[Anonymous No.49747658]

I just wanna buy 100 of amd and amzn so I can sell covered calls every month. Is there any reason I shouldn't? I've already started dcaing my way into amd. Got some orders I doubted would fill in the low 80s get filled. Been buying 500 bucks worth at a time. Already have 53. Should I lengthen my buying horizon?

[Anonymous No.49747675]

>>49747512
Now compare it to commodity prices

[Anonymous No.49747685]

>>49747386
btw I have another interview here in 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.49747690]

>>49747469
Who's this?
Wasn't this the "highschool hedge fund manager" from Vegas (or something) that was featured years back on tastytrade?

[Anonymous No.49747709]

>>49747608
This only works because everyone is printing money like mad.

[Anonymous No.49747715]

>>49747543
Silver marks were not legal tender and the German central bank printed billions of marks

[Anonymous No.49747724]

>>49747488
Impressive digits

[Anonymous No.49747733]

>>49747588
That's why the only even theoretical salvation is a coordinated coup that liquidates the previous elites. The older I get, the more sense Stalin's way of just deleting everyone in his way makes.

[Anonymous No.49747741]

Oil bros what's going on

[Anonymous No.49747746]

>>49747658
Let's say you had 100 of each.
Now you're going to sell one(1) covered call each against it.
Which strike price and expiration date would you sell as of right now?

[Anonymous No.49747757]

>>49746254
>international traders are forced to celebrate the Summer of Greg

[Anonymous No.49747761]

>>49747741
Don’t care, buying all the way down

[Anonymous No.49747764]

>>49747741
Are we selling or holding???

[Anonymous No.49747770]

Why the FUCK is it going back down?

[Anonymous No.49747775]

now we crab walk down for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.49747776]

Is anyone scheduled to speak to day? Jerome? Biden? Yellen?
I NEED SOMETHING TO FUCKING HAPPEN

[Luiznon No.49747781]

>>49747512
>the dollar is already strong as hell
anon it doesn't matter if other currencies are falling now that the dollars are returning home when the dollar loses it's reserve status

[Anonymous No.49747795]

>>49747764
>no demand destruction
>demand goes up in summer
you tell me

[Anonymous No.49747798]

>>49747741
>Oil bros what's going on
You're witnessing a mass liquidation event.
Commodities always have the best liquidation sales.

[Anonymous No.49747799]

>>49747658
>>49747746
(addendum)
picrelated could be you.
could you handle such pain?

[Anonymous No.49747807]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49747816]

>>49747761
Is there such a thing as an oil permabull? What’s the underlying thesis?

[Anonymous No.49747820]

>>49747658
If you are comfortable holding them long term, and you want to just make extra money / supplement your income through selling calls, then sure go ahead
If you worry that they will fall / that if they fell 30%+ and you wouldn't have the strength to just keep holding / you don't care if they fall in price, as long as you're making money on your calls
also if you think that they are going to rebound sharply, and don't have issue with leaving money on the table by getting them called away at a lower price than you could get
Imo you would be better off focusing on getting 100 shares of AMZN first, instead of splitting between the two; get the 100 shares so you can start selling CCs right away on it, start making money, and also start gaining experience doing it

[Anonymous No.49747823]

>>49747588
The western population is fucking retarded. They'll drag their local landlord out of his house and hang him, then kiss the feet of blackrock and Blackstone because they posted a pride flag on Twitter. Maybe the elites are right. Maybe we are just brainless cattle to be slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.49747829]

>>49747746
Right now sell them itm and short dated

[Anonymous No.49747850]

>>49747781
we aren't anywhere close to the dollar losing its reserve status

[Anonymous No.49747859]

>>49747775
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No.
Stonks only go up and it's time for you bears to get raped (literally AND figuratively).

[Anonymous No.49747885]

>>49747741

You do know that commodities can be volatile right? Like almost on the level of shitcoins?

[Anonymous No.49747889]

flaccid af pumps

[Anonymous No.49747891]

>>49747829
what kind of strategy is that?
to get assigned immediately?

[Anonymous No.49747897]

>>49747816
oil is the worlds blood

[Anonymous No.49747900]

Why do i still hold soxl
At least i own a house

[Anonymous No.49747911]

>>49747588
The sad thing is it wasn't even that long ago that there was a big unified movement against the banks (Occupy) but all the people who rallied against the banks are now either fringe right wing people that are censored on all media or left wingers who have been destroyed by the woke mind virus.
The only way The US will have a unified front at this point would be a massive purge.
I'm thinking about starting to add SYSCO to my holdings over the next few months - I see the demand for prison food/commissary goods staying stable or increasing as political turmoil mounts and our leadership becomes progressively more authoritarian. Maybe that's why they aren't prosecuting real crime - they need to make room in prisons for all the political prisoners.

[Anonymous No.49747921]

some anon shilled ET earlier and i did some DD and i slurped 600 shares. what's our PT? might keep slurping, apparently they're still gonna raise the divi another 50%

[Anonymous No.49747928]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1537832095602597890
What did J dog mean by this?

[Anonymous No.49747955]

>>49747891
if you sell an itm call you lock in the current gains. hes predicting afternoon crash im guessing.
>he still hasnt boought ccxi

[Anonymous No.49747964]

He is merciless.

[Anonymous No.49747970]

>>49747928
that cryptocurrency is the devil, not the savior zoomies thought it was gonna be

[Anonymous No.49747972]

>>49747911
At this point Americans all agree on the same thing.
They just don't know.
So they push all the various factions.
It really isnt helping the economic outlook. They are gonna start a race war if this keeps spiraling

[Anonymous No.49747985]

Look. The situation is quite simple. You melt up NOW, or I shoot up the board. Alright? I know you're here, Elon. I know you're here, Jewish man from the bank. Heckin christ, just pump it alright? No one will get hurt if you just obey this one. simple. order.
Voila.

[Anonymous No.49747992]

>>49747928
Are they going to make a cryptocurrency based off of the fiat dollar? A currency on top of a currency on top of a currency?

[Anonymous No.49747996]

>>49747733
Even if total liquidation is the goal, think of todays retarded left, they'll just hijack any movement that could do any actual harm and turn it into something completely different to fit whatever the FOTM agenda is, they are quite literally useful idiots.

[Anonymous No.49747997]

>>49747928
It means we are going to save thousands on paper and ink since we will be able to digitally create funny money instead of the need to print it!

[Anonymous No.49748000]

>>49747897
I know but cheap oil is great, right? I’m not sure you can be a permabull on oil. Someone will increase production if prices go to high

[Anonymous No.49748004]

christ it's friday on a long weekend there's been 2 weeks of non stop red aside from the market jacking it to Powell's speech just go up you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.49748008]

What stock to buy before close?

[Anonymous No.49748009]

>>49747964
Can't argue with that. Snibby will fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.49748020]

>>49747911
Tend to doubt that, in the coming political storm where one side takes power indefinitely, they'll just put the dissenters against the wall and shoot them. There won't be prisons for them or food. They'll be viewed as terrorists and executed accordingly.

[Anonymous No.49748025]

>>49747885
Usually there is a pertinent reason for a fire sale

The only thing ive heard so far is speculation on a recession causing demend destruction, with nothing in particular changing today over yesterday

Spy for example is crabbing

[Anonymous No.49748031]

the cure for low prices is low prices

[Anonymous No.49748032]

>>49748008
definitely not CCXI

[Anonymous No.49748039]

We’re not going green until you fucking insane crackheads sell your SOXL for $30 (post split ofc)

[Anonymous No.49748042]

THAT A BIG CRAB OUT THEY ARE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO KEEP TRADING

[Anonymous No.49748050]

Did polymetal get delisted on the US exchange?

[Anonymous No.49748059]

spy is at almost a perfect crab around last close

[Anonymous No.49748061]

LABU bros we just keep on winning

[Anonymous No.49748071]

>the crabs eagerness to snib will eventually see itself snabbed
>such pitiful creatures

[Anonymous No.49748077]

>>49747928
>A US central bank digital currency is being examined to "help the US dollar's international standing."
They want to use the forbidden voodoo and the only way they can do that is with digital dollars.

[Anonymous No.49748083]

i'm ready to die

[Anonymous No.49748089]

>>49748042
W I D E

[Anonymous No.49748096]

>>49748031
Based boomer

[Anonymous No.49748110]

Enough is enough. Stop selling and just buy. Why would you sell now? Everything is discounted. I am SICK and TIRED of this obvious manipulation. The market is NOT moving correctly, that is a FACT. The correct direction is UP. Okay? UP.
Not down. Not sideways. UP. Look. I pay taxes. But if you keep doing this there is a good chance that I will stop. In fact I will steal money. It's not that hard to infiltrate your coffers. Hecking DANG!

[Anonymous No.49748111]

>>49748050
Check the LSE.

[Anonymous No.49748115]

señor soxl please i have children

[Anonymous No.49748118]

>>49748061
>LABU +20% in 1 day
I've been watching XBI it might be time to buy

[Anonymous No.49748122]

>>49747009
you are a moron pretending to be intelligent and i want you to experience incredible pain and then die.

[Anonymous No.49748126]

>>49747955
>an itm call you lock in the current gains
only if the strike is above your average stock price and only if you are getting assigned.
if one sells an itm cc, doesn't get assigned and the stock crashes underneath you're only left with the pittance of premium you received from the call.

[Anonymous No.49748133]

>>49747928
You will only be able to use this currency when you have the chip implanted in your forearm or head

[Anonymous No.49748137]

>>49747921
Remember to file your k-1 for ET because it's a LB

https://ir.energytransfer.com/k-1-tax-package-information/

[Anonymous No.49748139]

>>49748009
He is fearsome

[Anonymous No.49748144]

>>49746210
Still crabbing… with Monday closed for the holiday, I’d expect people jumping out of socks and risk assets like btc this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.49748158]

>>49748126
(addendum)
this is also the problem of all these new BuyWrite ETF's.
they all sell options either atm or itm which is a bs strategy.

[Anonymous No.49748161]

>>49748137
>https://ir.energytransfer.com/k-1-tax-package-information/
I'm Canadian, what does this mean? You get a tax rebate on the dividend or something?

[Anonymous No.49748166]

>>49746252
who's that fag

[Anonymous No.49748170]

>>49748144
I dont see a negative catalyst coming from anywhere.

[Anonymous No.49748179]

>>49748122
ok then explain how the wackoff method is useless garbage

[Anonymous No.49748192]

Why are red candles even allowed? The government needs to step in, this is BULLSHIT. OMG... I am literally going to convert to Judaism. There's no other way the market will follow my commands. GUAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.49748193]

>>49748133
Seems like they are running forward with this agenda now.

[Anonymous No.49748216]

>>49748020
That will only happen after one side wins, they have to keep their side in line by portraying themselves as "the good guys" and if they start executing political prisoners during a civil war it would cause issues. Look how long we were in Afghanistan for, a civil war could last over a decade.

[Anonymous No.49748231]

New
>>49748217
>>49748217
>>49748217

[Anonymous No.49748232]

>>49748111
Still trading on there it looks like

[Anonymous No.49748241]

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

[Anonymous No.49748250]

>>49748144
I'm gambling on some UONE for that juneteenth pump.

[Anonymous No.49748261]

>>49748126
sure, but if you're long on the stock then you're still locking in profit while keeping the stock.

[Anonymous No.49748266]

>>49748161
https://www.lowtax.net/articles/Partnerships-in-Canada-tax-haven-or-undesirable-misfortune-574725.html

read this, you should be fine then

[Anonymous No.49748353]

I dunno about you guys, but I'm winning so far.

[Luiznon No.49748633]

>>49748000
>Someone will increase production if prices go to high
oil is a cartel market

[Anonymous No.49748638]

Do all of the regulars here also trade stocks for a living? What does your family think of you?

[Anonymous No.49748702]

>>49748083

Same here. I'm down to 94k right now from 120k since I first started this shit. Might seem like a lot to some, but I'm 35 years old, never enjoyed life (no gf, etc) and I realized I just lost hard at life, even more than I have at stocks. I never enjoyed life up until now, kept my head down was abused at low paying jobs and saved every penny I could (after being homeless). Thought I'd have the American dream by now: a house. Or even a trap boiwife, because a wife and kids is unachievable to me now at this age. Bleh. Where did time go? I'm going to suicide most likely. But might debtmaxx right before that and retire to SEA, since great credit. I just need a pump. To exist this system. I hate it, and these monetary polices are going nowhere. If I had 500K I'd fuck off forever.

[Anonymous No.49748810]

>>49747204
is that a Cuties convention

[Luiznon No.49748883]

>>49748810
no, it's school

[Anonymous No.49749096]

>>49747820
Doing it his way he may get a better avg price though

[Anonymous No.49749159]

>>49748000
The days of western swing producers hiking output during high prices has mostly come to an end. You can thank the ESG tards for it.

[Anonymous No.49749581]

>>49748250
bruh where have you been, the pump and dump already happened.

[Anonymous No.49749592]

Has anyone thought about investing in nobel gasses? I don't know ahit about stocks, but the though occurred to me that since Russia controls about 30% of global nobal gasses that there may be a new demand, I did some research and found this article about a company potentially finding helium in Kansas, posted just a few days back.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/06/14/2462145/0/en/American-Noble-Gas-Provides-Update-on-Completion-of-Initial-Well-to-Produce-Natural-Gas-and-Helium-in-the-Hugoton-Field.html

How does one invest in this?

[Anonymous No.49750734]

>>49747181
Can you explain how a meltup works?

[Anonymous No.49751067]

>>49747311
Demand needs to be moderated, and the economy needs to converge to potential GDP. Currently, real GDP > potential real GDP