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49742665 No.49742665 [Reply] [Original]

>Ummm I'm here for the accountant interview.

>> No.49742688

>>49742665
>is a woman
You’re hired!

>> No.49742706

>>49742665
>at Celsius
You're hired!

>> No.49742718

>>49742665
excuse me xir, the sperm bank is on the ground floor
haha don't worry, it happens to everyone, have a nice day!

>> No.49742753

>>49742665
>Your resume looks excellent. You're hired.

>> No.49742758

>>49742665
Tattoos are fucking degenerate. "Oh look at me everyone - these mean something to ME!" They all get the rope.

>> No.49742839

>>49742758
wow what a controversial opinion

>> No.49742871

>>49742706
incel

>> No.49742880

>>49742688
Sadly this is the case these days in accounting. Women have absolutely taken over. Every single VP and higher in my finance department is a woman.

>> No.49742930

>>49742839
Are you new here?

>> No.49742967
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God I love women

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>>49742871
>t.

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>>49742665
Are tattoos a substitute for a personality?

>> No.49743034

>>49742967
Who is this beautiful, fertile and feminine woman?

>> No.49743047

>>49743019
Yes. In the exact same way sneed oils are a cope for lard, tallow, butter, etc.

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>> No.49743091

>>49743011
xenophobe detected

>> No.49743098

>>49742665
Cool ink. I'm going to get my neck done next.

>> No.49743116

>>49742930
I think he is making the point that your post is boring, unoriginal and irrelevant.

>> No.49743159
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>>49742665
These three girls come in for the same job interview: which one do you hire?

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>>49742871

>> No.49743193

>>49743177
checked and kek'd

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>> No.49743246

>>49743159
The one in the centre because she beat off the competition to be in the centre and/or wants it more. Her face perhaps isn't the most conventionally attractive of the three, but I like the look of it for some reason.

>> No.49743250

>>49743054
I could have sex with her and there is absolutely nothing she could do to stop me. See how much she loves being a woman then.

>> No.49743322

>>49743246
I much prefer Daisy proper on the right, but the one on the left would make a better partner:
Prime tradwife material, has a friendly smile and non-threatening Greta pigtails. Would definitely cook you breakfast in the morning.

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>>49743240
That has to be the best looking faggot i've ever seen.

>> No.49743404

>>49743116
Maybe, but it's also true. Tattoo people are fucking pathetic attention whores. It's a sign of mental illness.

>> No.49743475

>>49742665
Tell me you have a choking fetish without telling me you have a choking fetish.

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>>49743091
Did you mean xenomorph? I definitely detected one

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My god why are tik tok whores so fucking beautiful ?