Celsius AMA 1200 CST

[Anonymous No.49742554]

He's here for you.

https://youtu.be/vWd6z0yEqJE

[Anonymous No.49742632]

>when can I withdraw my funds
>we are working so hard, around the clock on that.

[Anonymous No.49742852]

Incel bros....we got too cocky....

[Anonymous No.49743146]

>>49742554
it has already been confirmed to be replaced by a pre-recorded message

[Anonymous No.49743864]

>>49742554
The livestream is filled with people coping hard. Holy kek

[Anonymous No.49744167]

Yo what was the slut's name who worked for these idiots? The one who's a porn star that was posted recently.

[Anonymous No.49744178]

>trusting your money with a jew

this whole crypto crash has shown chinese (cz) are to be trusted more than kikes

[Anonymous No.49744300]

>>49742554
Thank you for destroying normies, Mr. Jew.
Very based.
>Not your keys not your crypto

[Anonymous No.49744490]

>>49744167
jessica khater GDPe349

[Anonymous No.49744492]

>>49743864
this has to be ironic

[Anonymous No.49744548]

>>49744492
>https://youtu.be/vWd6z0yEqJE
that's nothing, you should check out this guy Henry who replied to mashinsk on twitter, he starts with losing the money for their house end ends with his daughter being raped by her uncle

[Anonymous No.49744590]

>>49744492
I'm going to add my own.
>I can't afford my estrogen now

[Anonymous No.49744607]

>>49744490
Good looks bro I appreciate it.
I'm gonna look for the vid and post the link on the comments section.

[Anonymous No.49744746]

>>49744492
>not your keys not your coins

seriously what the fuck is wrong with normies, this are the kind of oversocialized retards that in the peak of the bullrun insulted you for telling the phrase above.

[Anonymous No.49744790]

>>49744607
>I'm gonna look for the vid and post the link on the comments section.
AMA is literally "Ask me anything". Someone should ask him what he was thinking when he hired a literal porn actress.

[Anonymous No.49744909]

>>49744492
I saw that too.

[Anonymous No.49746439]

Bump

[Anonymous No.49746932]

He will just read a few pre written answers to pre selected questions you idiots, and fake "looking at chat" in between.

[Anonymous No.49746992]

>>49746932
doesn't even need to be fake, I'm pretty sure somewhere they basically just said it's going to be a message and not a real AMA. They just still use the youtube AMA framework to start it off at a specific time and use existing notification subscriptions I guess

[Anonymous No.49747474]

CelsiusBros...

Have you figured out any defenses or counters yet to what is happening? I'm being told that Celsius has been cut off from all new lines of capital. Lots of Crypto experts are saying it's over for Celsius. That right now the shields are down and a warp core breach is eminent and there is nothing that can be done. They just sealed the Engineering doors and Geordi did and Epic roll underneath them at the last second to escape.

[Anonymous No.49747556]

>>49747474
2 more weeks until withdrawals enabled.
Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.49747682]

>>49742554
he dose an AMA after stealing millions from ordinary people. this is next level smug.

[Anonymous No.49747734]

>>49744548
Pics of the daughter?

[Anonymous No.49747791]

>>49744548
send a link i gotta see this

[Anonymous No.49748038]

>>49742554
Wish I had some popcorn

[Anonymous No.49748465]

Bump

[Anonymous No.49748711]

Watching the comments is sad man
> keep the rewards and return the principle

[Anonymous No.49748827]

>>49742554
>VIDEO UNAVAILABLE
>This video has been removed by the uploader
kek it was working just 2 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.49748833]

video removed lmao

[Anonymous No.49748834]

they really cancelled. funds are not safu

[Anonymous No.49748837]

>>49748711
I have never seen so much cope in my life.

[Anonymous No.49748838]

>>49742554
Yo MODS! Sticky this shit!

[Anonymous No.49748862]

>>49742554
Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahha

[Anonymous No.49748864]

>Chat disconnected. Please wait while we try to reconnect you.
>Unable to connect to chat. Please try again later.

[Anonymous No.49748867]

https://youtu.be/akHW8Xen4Cw

kek

[Anonymous No.49748877]

>>49748827
Stop trusting Jews you retard.

[Anonymous No.49748884]

they cancelled... omg

[Anonymous No.49748907]

Imagine if he pulled the hedge fund dude meme and start talking of how fun it all was and the good times he was invited to some grills kekek

[Anonymous No.49748931]

>>49748867
Wtf! Reeeeeeee!

[Anonymous No.49748937]

>>49748867
>14 seconds

[Anonymous No.49748939]

>>49748867
>10 second statement
>still has to read from a prompt
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49748966]

[Anonymous No.49748977]

Kek!

[Anonymous No.49748990]

>>49744607
Ask him what rating he gave the video on pornhub or if the rating factored into the hiring decision at all

[Anonymous No.49748994]

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.49749011]

>>49742554
>removed
PPFPFFFTTT
I'm sure he's working very hard on giving you back his own money

[Anonymous No.49749012]

CELbros, you'll never see your money again.

[Anonymous No.49749022]

>>49748966
>Comments are turned off.

[Anonymous No.49749025]

>>49748966
lol they just turned comments off

[Anonymous No.49749051]

>>49748867
>so Celsius can fuck us
Holy shit wtfkekek

[Anonymous No.49749056]

>>49748867
we are so fucking far from the bottom it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.49749062]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akHW8Xen4Cw
AHHHHHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49749066]

>>49749022
>>49749025

It's over

[Anonymous No.49749102]

>>49749066
Checked.
It's time to go collect salt on reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/new/

[Anonymous No.49749113]

Who is fucked more: inCELs or HEXicans?

[Anonymous No.49749156]

>>49749056
meant for >>49748966

[Anonymous No.49749160]

>>49749102
https://old.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/#sort=new

[Anonymous No.49749172]

>>49749113
hexicans hold their keys at least

[Anonymous No.49749175]

>>49749102
>He looks tired.

>That's what I was going to say. He's probably working a LOT. But still, they should've done something, maybe not an AMA, but share some information about the situation.

[Anonymous No.49749229]

HAHAHAHAHAH 14 SECOND PRE RECORD

[Anonymous No.49749317]

>>49742554
Just got the article back for the ALBT WenDex AMA and now this. A good day, kek.

[Anonymous No.49749326]

[Anonymous No.49749329]

>>49748867
OH NO NO NO NOO

[Anonymous No.49749357]

They left comments enabled for a few minutes, look at this level of copium on display.

[Anonymous No.49749363]

Mods sticky this fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.49749374]

>>49748877
Who said anything about trust you schizo retard? I don't even have an account with Celsius.

[Anonymous No.49749383]

[Anonymous No.49749400]

>>49749357
They are only being nice because they are worried about their money. If it opened up with full withdrawals right now every coin would be out and they’d all be telling him to fuck off and die. They need to man up and just tell him that now.

[Anonymous No.49749435]

people are losing everything but you are laughing

[Anonymous No.49749460]

>>49749435
Yes, this is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.49749470]

>>49748867
>I waited a week for this
>14 seconds long
Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.49749489]

>>49749435
inCEL detected >>49742852

[Anonymous No.49749497]

>>49749435
Hehe it’s amazing isn’t it.

[Anonymous No.49749506]

>>49749435
Fuck yeah I am.

[Anonymous No.49749515]

>>49744492
Makes me feel better about my losses

[Anonymous No.49749520]

>>49749460
>>49749489
>>49749497
THIS IS FUNNY?

[Anonymous No.49749552]

>>49747474
Ultimately they'll probably enable withdrawals at like 5% per week.

[Anonymous No.49749570]

>>49748867
Biggest bait and switch of crypto ever. All the comments of the AMA were like "I can't tell my wife and kids I ruined their lives", "I lost 7 figures".

[Anonymous No.49749591]

>>49749520
STOP IT. I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF!

[Anonymous No.49749605]

>>49749520
Ok... I lost 300k but even I laugh at this.
>That's great you guys are working but can we withdraw now?
The stupidity on display here is unreal.

[Anonymous No.49749619]

>>49749520
Goddamn hilarious.
Also I think this is that Henry person >>49744548
was talking about.

[Anonymous No.49749634]

>>49749591
>>49749605
>suicide is le funny reddit

[Anonymous No.49749639]

>>49749435
Honestly as much as I joke about it, I do feel bad for them.

[Anonymous No.49749650]

>>49749552
They could also try and bankrupt in a way where they don't have to pay back anything

[Anonymous No.49749652]

That was savage, shows that they're not even trying to keep some kind of community/custumor trust for the future, they're probably blowing what's left of user funds on lawyers to cover their own asses right now.

"celsians" rekt af kek

[Anonymous No.49749654]

>>49749634
Bro that’s a cat, they are known to be overly dramatic. He’ll be fine if his owner gives him some sliced ham.

[Anonymous No.49749677]

>>49749652
this exactly

[Anonymous No.49749726]

This will be my last picture for this thread. Cya fags.

[Anonymous No.49749764]

>>49749726
Have a good day.

[Anonymous No.49749789]

>>49749619
It was, but it looks like some part was removed? I swear yesterday he had a third comment under that saying that also his daughter was raped by her uncle to further elaborate on how much his life sucks, I guess maybe a friend of him saw it and was like "man you shouldn't really put stuff like that on Twitter" and he removed it or something

[Anonymous No.49749794]

Bump

[Anonymous No.49749869]

>>49749619
>saving for a house on a highly volatile asset
>depositing said asset on a private platform without insurance
I don't believe this to be real.

[Anonymous No.49749941]

>>49744548
>This video has been removed by the uploader

What was it?

[Anonymous No.49749957]

This will certainly improve customer confidence!

[Anonymous No.49749961]

>>49749941
The AMA that was supposed to happen.

[Anonymous No.49749963]

>>49744590
kek

[Anonymous No.49749992]

>>49749789
Nope, still there. https://twitter.com/Henry69242220/status/1537150851705356290

[Anonymous No.49750009]

>>49749992
>55 likes

[Anonymous No.49750010]

>>49749726
MUH JUNETEENTH

[Anonymous No.49750047]

>>49749992
This guy needs to put down the phone. No more twitter, honestly. Go make some friends and spend time with your family, Henry.

[Anonymous No.49750110]

>>49749992
If true, poor guy but why on earth would you post that kek

[Anonymous No.49750118]

I haven't seen it, but somebody said it looks like a hostage video Kek.

[Anonymous No.49750166]

>>49749992
>lost everything we had in 2017
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS THE LAST CRYPTO CRASH AND HE CAME BACK FOR MORE

[Anonymous No.49750182]

CelsiusBros...

After this happened, do you have any confidence you will ever get any of your money back?

[Anonymous No.49750235]

>>49744548
Source of pic please sir pls

[Anonymous No.49750263]

Why do redditors treat a crypto bank as a community?

I unfortunatelly have 5k locked on another cefi platform but for me its not a community, its a fucking investment

[Anonymous No.49750272]

>>49749941
Nothing. It was cancelled. They uploaded another video but they didn't say anything.

[Anonymous No.49750290]

>>49750182
I honestly think a small percentage will be allotted back in like 4 months, and I fully expect a "Celsius has declared bankruptcy" announcement within a week.

[Anonymous No.49750357]

>>49750182
nope, but you win some and lose some in this game

[Anonymous No.49750380]

>>49742554
ask him why hiring a 20 year old college girl to be head of institutional loans after she did a porno because she lacked direction was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.49750392]

>r/CelsiusNetwork
>Sorts by the reveddit thing
>Sees all the deleted posts the mods are trying to suppress.

It's unironically over for them now. Soon, the ranks will turn on eachother.

[Anonymous No.49750415]

>>49743146
>>49743864
>https://youtu.be/vWd6z0yEqJE
>video removed

[Anonymous No.49750432]

>>49742554
I'm so pissed

[Anonymous No.49750483]

>>49749992
>bearly made it

[Anonymous No.49750495]

>>49750432
>I'm so pissed
Why? Are are you an unironic moron who put his life savings on internet beans? Oh how innocent of me to remember a time when the concept of someone doing this was something I thought was preposterous and outlandish.

[Anonymous No.49750543]

>>49742554
Video unavailable
This video has been removed by the uploader

[Anonymous No.49750582]

>>49750380
>ask him why hiring a 20 year old college girl to be head of institutional loans after she did a porno because she lacked direction was a good idea?
We all need to know the answer to this one.

[Anonymous No.49750599]

>>49750392
OH NO OH NO OH NO

[Anonymous No.49750625]

>>49744492
>I'm a normal folk, dammit! Not a savy investor! I gambled my daughter's future so I can have MORE! What part of this aren't you getting? Normal folk should be able to throw all their money on whatever gamble they so please, and damn if it's my fault if this shit tanks!

[Anonymous No.49750694]

>>49749357
>Please don't rip us off

OMFG MY SIDES MY SIDES!!!

[Anonymous No.49750714]

>>49749435

Not your keys not your coin. Jesus. People got super ass greedy too.

[Anonymous No.49750760]

>>49749520
>Recklessly gambles his life savings

Your reckless antics have destroyed my life savings! How dare you!

Please, anons, I'm begging you. Give me more of this. I'm jacking it so hard right now bros.

[Anonymous No.49750791]

>>49749619
Lmao oh fuck this is good. Yes...YES! MORE!!

[Anonymous No.49750877]

How did people see those rates and think it was in any way sensible? They are there for a profit, and giving out silly numbers to customers. Only way to do that is betting, so this was always going to happen. Now the second they allow withdrawal they lose it all. I think Celtards should be allowed to withdraw one ETH a month for three months and that is it.

[Anonymous No.49750878]

>>49742554
brutal

imagine giving your life savings to an israeli with a pornstar as head of credit

[Anonymous No.49750892]

>>49750599
How do you see this?

[Anonymous No.49750909]

https://www.coindesk.com/layer2/2022/06/17/fud-or-facts-terra-celsius-show-value-of-asking-questions/

>In July 2020, former CoinDesk reporter Nate Di Camillo published a piece entitled “What Crypto Lender Celsius Isn’t Telling Its Depositors” about how the company may have been taking on “more risk than its depositors realize.” The reporter described the company’s operation in straightforward terms that made the risks clear: “Like a bank, Celsius Network borrows from one set of clients, lends to other customers and pockets the difference in interest. Unlike a bank, it only borrows and mainly lends cryptocurrency, and it does not have government deposit insurance.” Retweets of the story were met with cries of “fake news.” Celsius CEO and founder Alex Mashinsky was quoted in the piece telling a YouTube audience of “Celsians” - as the company’s users are known – “Don’t listen to the FUD-ers, look at the facts.” Mashinsky went to assure those same listeners “that the company is prudently deploying their crypto deposits,” Di Camillo wrote. FUD or prescient warning? You decide.

CelsiusBros...

[Anonymous No.49750921]

the irony here is, cryptards who thought they were moving away from fiat currency, stored their money with an institution that was buying (especially shitty) fiat bonds to generate yield, and when those bonds collapsed in price (worst quarter for bonds in many decades), it left the institution short funds.

there's zero doubt celsius hodlers will take a haircut, the only question is whether it's 20%, 50%, or 99%. based on their silence, the way they generated yield, and the historically bad market for bonds, my guess is 50% at an absolute minimum, probably closer to 75%.

[Anonymous No.49750928]

>>49750878
> a pornstar as head of credit
Is that what she was? I though she was PR or HR or some suitable shit like that. No wonder Celsius is fucked (excuse the pun)

[Anonymous No.49750929]

>>49750892
It's called 'Reveddit'. Takes the reddit link and replace the reddit with Reveddit. It shows you the recently deleted posts. Generally, these are used to see what mods are removing. It also works with comments

[Anonymous No.49750946]

>>49750929
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.49750969]

>>49750599
Lmao reddit cucks won't kill anyone. Those Celsius execs are already in Belize in a fortified compound that once belonged to a certain genius.

[Anonymous No.49751034]

>>49750921
Come on it takes a special kind of stupid to throw what some of these people were throwing into one pot like this, crypto or not. There were people flinging 250K, 400K into this shit when that was all they had. You get the same level of stupid with bernie madhoff style stuff in conventional finance as well, Robert Maxwells pension funds anyone?

[Anonymous No.49751070]

Reminder:

Not a single Lehman Bros or Bear Stearns client lost their portfolios when they both went under. Every single client was able to access or pull their money (Or keep them with Barclays and JP Morgan). Only people that actually invested on their stocks lost that.

[Anonymous No.49751079]

>>49750969
>Lmao reddit cucks won't kill anyone.
Nope and that tard has set themselves up for a knock from the cops in some jurisdictions

[Anonymous No.49751104]

>>49750969
Yeah, I'm not seeing a ton of additional activity on the Minecraft servers right now.

[Anonymous No.49751109]

HODL mode enabled

[Anonymous No.49751140]

>>49751070
I could write a book and many have on pension fund and investment and brokerage fraud that lost people their savings and finances. This is no more specific to crypto than it is to money. Tell me how many people got wiped out by Russian stock ETFs held by pensions recently? A lot more than this shitfest...

[Anonymous No.49751172]

>>49750110
Why not? He probably get more depressed and kill himself if he did not share his problems.

[Anonymous No.49751336]

>>49751034
i agree, never said it wasn't stupid
all crypto is built on a ponzi structure, some models are just fragile than others
the very thing that caused crypto to go up so much in the first place is the very thing that mathematically prevents many from realizing a profit. by the time it's done, at least 90% of those involved in crypto will lose, maybe 5-10% will have profits.

[Anonymous No.49751870]

>>49751336
>all crypto is built on a ponzi structure,
The greater fool theory is just as applicable tpo any high PE stock as it is to an ICO token in something with a genuine new technology and real value function. If anything the fact that DLTs spawned their own capitalisation markets actually is quite remarkable. We are just in the post .com bubble era. If you don;t understand the actual technology and think it is about unnovel privately issued currency tokens, fine. Step back. A lot of people did not get teh PC or the internet or why anyone would want email on a mobile. Is there thrash and scams? Absolutely. Are those scams in anyway different to penny stock boiler rooms...identical. Tokenisation DLTs and smartcontracts are a big deal, everyone from the oecd to the uk goverment to the eu to the fed to the treasury to the ech to the wef thinks so to. If you don;t umnderstand that's fine but don;t think you are being smart here. The scams in conventional finance and pension funds are identical and have racked up insane levels of loss over the decades.

[Anonymous No.49752177]

>>49750878
lmao she's definitely not a star. She was just some bitch

[Anonymous No.49752433]

>>49751336
>all crypto is built on a ponzi structure
midwit detected

[Anonymous No.49753401]

So how is that AMA going?

[Anonymous No.49753507]

>>49753401
Dude's answered everyone's questions.

[Anonymous No.49753609]

>>49753401
all good, bullish for CEL

[Anonymous No.49753768]

>>49743864
Imagine being such a fucking loser you make fun of others pain. Many /biz/realis such as myself had funds locked up in Celsius, it's not our fault when this was meant to be a safe investment to counteract inflation.

[Anonymous No.49753906]

>>49753768
>Ponzi scheme interest rate yield
>"IT IS A SAFE INVESTMENT"
Pick one.
Also how much did you lose. To be fail I lost $6k on BNT because it had too high yield as well.
Lesson learned: watch out for high yield scams.

[Anonymous No.49753932]

Some months ago, a coleague of mine told me about celsius. He desbribed to me what it consisted of and my inner reaction was "like any other chain that promises gains to everyone until the end of time? Not falling for that".
MFW this all happens and I avoided it just by instinct.
Ffs, use real products, people.

[Anonymous No.49754072]

>>49749102
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/new/
go here if you want to see what the mods are deleting:
https://www.reveddit.com/v/celsiusnetwork/

[Anonymous No.49754095]

>>49748867
hehehe

Looks like someone got jew'd.

[Anonymous No.49754121]

>>49753906
I got home tired so I fucked up my grammar
>>49753768 lighten up and laugh off the pain

[Anonymous No.49754202]

>>49754072
One investor is fucking pissed and set up his own subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereIsMashinsky

[Anonymous No.49754201]

>>49742554
it was pre-recorded yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49754223]

>>49754201
Nice find.

[Anonymous No.49754287]

>>49748867
>unbank yourself

[Anonymous No.49754314]

>>49749992
>lose everything gambling on crypto
>this time it will be different

How long until he creates an only fans to her daughter?

[Anonymous No.49754369]

>>49744909
Topkek

[Anonymous No.49754386]

>>49754202
>https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereIsMashinsky
Kek, they are posting pics of his family.

[Anonymous No.49754399]

>>49754202
No comments just photos of his family, which is far more terrifying than the usual impotent nerd rage you can expect from Reddit.

[Anonymous No.49754447]

>>49753932
Have you met him since the "finale"?


>How much do you guys have stuck in Celsius?

https://www.reddit.com/r/CelsiusNetwork/comments/vel7qg/how_much_do_you_guys_have_stuck_in_celsius/

[Anonymous No.49754540]

>>49749435
I'll laugh even more once these idiots start suiciding and I'll definitely roll on the floor laughing once the news of their loved ones prostituting themselves, to make up the money , hits. Hopefully this will be a lesson about choosing greed over work.

[Anonymous No.49754760]

>>49749520
The first comment in particular is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Seeing that roided imbecile losing everything for him and his family is pure gold. The idiot thought he was very smart when he put his money in crypto and laughed at others when they tried to warn him by saying something smug like 'You just don't understand the tech bruh.' I hope he ends up a male prostitute.

[Anonymous No.49754835]

>>49749520
>celcius prostitute
KEK

[Anonymous No.49754929]

>>49749634
>>suicide is le funny reddit
If they stream the suicide I'll probably fap to it.

[Anonymous No.49754949]

>>49754201
Bwahahahaha -holy shit!
Alex recorded this yesterday and still waited 5mins before the stream to cancel it. It's like giving drowning rats hope.

[Anonymous No.49755096]

>>49749639
>Honestly as much as I joke about it, I do feel bad for them.
I don't. They trusted a shady kike, that hired a whore and a CFO guilty of fraud, with their money. Worse yet, he was promising suspiciously high returns, even Schiff tried to warn ppl about it. And despite this they gave him their money thinking they were fucking smart. I hope they end up prostituting themselves to niggers in the hood, this level of stupidity needs to be punished hard.

[Anonymous No.49755139]

>>49749654
LMAO!

[Anonymous No.49755200]

>>49749654

[Anonymous No.49755234]

>>49749654
kek

[Anonymous No.49755547]

>>49753768
>get into crypto, possible due to the creator's ideas on decentralization
>throw that out of the table and fund banks 2.0 because a) you're too much of a retard to manage your own wallet or b) you can't see how staking for absurd APY only supported by more influx of customers is literally a ponzi
Good riddance, faggot

[Anonymous No.49755628]

>>49749619
will he rope when eth reaches 10k eoy?

[Anonymous No.49755650]

>>49754399
>No comments just photos of his family
HOHOHO!
THE FIRE RISES!
HAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.49755751]

>>49754447
Yep. He proceeded to shrug it off as if it's normal and said the FUD is based on very old stuff, like the porn girl stuff.
I have no clue how deep he is on it.

[Anonymous No.49755994]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLxZEbqn5xY
kek

[Anonymous No.49756016]

>>49753768
>it's not our fault

[Anonymous No.49756105]

>>49754202
>>49754399
Holy based. Might get some billionaire gore vids

[Anonymous No.49756421]

Bump

[Anonymous No.49756508]

>>49744492

I'm going to guess PikaChoo would have touted himself as a brilliant investor to all of his friends if the script was reversed.

I'm not even a big crypto whale (had around 150k in 2021) but I only ever kept a few thousand in Celsius, and immediately started getting out in March when the bear market was confirmed. Either sold most of my shit or put it into cold storage

And this dumb father loves to play the victim, never taking responsibility for anything when it was his irresponsibleness that got him into this situation. God normies are so fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.49756543]

>>49744490
nani the fuck how'd this bypass the copyright ban filter?

[Anonymous No.49756792]

>>49753768
>it's not our fault when this was meant to be a safe investment to counteract inflation.
There's no way this comment is real.

[Anonymous No.49756936]

>>49749992
very bearish

[Anonymous No.49757267]

Bump

[Anonymous No.49757324]

>>49756792
Actually if they were not defi degenerate gamblers their wallets would survive even if the company went bankrupt from lack of revenue

[Anonymous No.49757499]

This will be the fate of all cryptocucks. Imagine coming here to laugh at people who lost everything in a ponzi scheme, not appreciating the irony of their own predicament. Hopefully bitcoin capitulates to its intrinsic value overnight because of this.

[Anonymous No.49757547]

>>49757499
Yes the price of Bitcoin will be divided by 0.

[Anonymous No.49757624]

>>49744492
>university
man this guy is all about bad investments

[Anonymous No.49757886]

Remember when based Peter was mocked for asking this scumbag how is it possible for bitcoin and gold to generate yield?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaNXa4yLv-w&t=3103s

[Anonymous No.49757939]

Fucking redditors lmao

[Anonymous No.49758361]

>>49757939
God I love and hate how delusional redditors are.

[Anonymous No.49758478]

>>49749992
This is a lesson to every man out there: cripple anyone molesting your child so badly you are jailed for the foreseeable future, unable to make retarded investments.

[Anonymous No.49758507]

>>49757886
Peter is a broken clock who shills his terrible gold investment products where he fucks you in the ass with fees. It is scammer vs scammer.

[Anonymous No.49758613]

>>49757886
lmao this is hilarious at https://youtu.be/YaNXa4yLv-w?t=3576
He even FUDs bitcoin in his argument by saying it's shit as a method of payment. If it's shit as a method of payment it's shit as a store of value.

[Anonymous No.49759300]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nVk25ZvTkU

Celsius Network in 20 seconds

[Anonymous No.49759429]

https://youtu.be/akHW8Xen4Cw
>so Celsius can fuck us on this very important work for the community

[Anonymous No.49759582]

>>49758613
imagine putting any crypto with this slimy looking faggot lol

[Anonymous No.49759848]

oh damn they dont even accept their OWN token anywmore, the CEL token

[Anonymous No.49760004]

>>49742554
>>49742554
>>49749435
To the moon lmao

[Anonymous No.49761119]

>>49760004
do you think they all ran a train on her in the office while boasting about all the money they just rugged?

[Anonymous No.49761482]

>>49760004
Why are you doing this?