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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Nigger Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49741982
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49741982

SPY to 400 next week

if you don't buy calls, you are literally retarded

THIS
IS
THE
BOTTOM
SCREENSHOT
THIS
POST

>> No.49741990 [DELETED] 
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GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE SEX SIGA SIDU NIGGERS WWA

>> No.49741999

uhh what the fuck, why are we pumping?

>> No.49742009

>>49741999
Because of Jimmy carter

>> No.49742017

$TLT go down now? Please?

>> No.49742018
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>>49741950
>>49741990
SIGA: THE STOCK THAT BUCK BROKE BIZ

EITHER BUYOUT OR EU CONTRACT TODAY

>> No.49742026

Today is Black Friday and we circuit drop. Juneteenf is also this weekend where we celebrate niggers and close the markets to worship them. I don’t think we can get any more ironic than that.

>> No.49742030

>>49741999
because richard nixon took us off the gold standard

>> No.49742034

oh god oh fuck we're dumping now

>> No.49742035

Uh oh mumu, VIX rising mumu, DXY rising mumu, uh oh mumu uh oh

>> No.49742037

>>49741982
capped so i can call you retarded

>> No.49742038

>>49742034
same

>> No.49742048

THEY ARE LOST

INTO THE ABYSS

>> No.49742049
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49742049

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49742052

HOW THE FUCK IS JIMMY CARTER STILL ALIVE?!?

>> No.49742053

>>49742026
Black Friday followed by Black pride Monday, I’m wif it ong

>> No.49742057
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>>49742034
i'm alright so far

>> No.49742058
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>>49742037
you are going to LOSE money today bobo

you are going to lose money next week

in a month you will kill yourself after the V shaped recovery

GET FUCKED

>> No.49742061

>>49742052
He can't die until the last guinea worm dies

>> No.49742069
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49742069

Where's that retard that said we'll pump today?

Do you still feel like we're going to pump today, little retard?
I warned you to short but no, you thought the line always goes up.
Dumb nigger.

>> No.49742073
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NIGGAS BE BUYING WEN DA VIX AT 32 fr fr

SHOULD SELLING DEM PUUTS N CAWLS fr fr

>> No.49742076
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49742076

RUGGED
U
G
G
E
D

>> No.49742078

>>49742058
buy volume is pathetic and no one wants to hold the bag, you know its over

>> No.49742087
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49742087

SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49742095
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>>49742076
RUGGED

>> No.49742096

Powell name dropped a US CBDC in his little welcome speech at that conference. That's the end goal, the new monetary system after the crash.

>> No.49742105
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>>49742076
News?

>> No.49742107

>>49742087
>MUH ZEROHEDGE

>> No.49742111

>>49742076
KEKW

>> No.49742112

>>49742087
Oh so that's why we started dumping.. god damnit

>> No.49742114

>>49742018
buy gaysex homoticker stock $SIGA?

>> No.49742115

its going to be a crab market before another dump on tuesday

>> No.49742117
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49742117

Damn...! This bratty market is about to experience a rape correction...

>> No.49742126

>>49742058
ok

if we get to 400 i will still be green by over 50k on my puts so have fun with that

>> No.49742129
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oh no no no bull bros aaahahahaha

>> No.49742136
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Will we go up or down today?

>> No.49742138
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49742138

umm oilsisters?

>> No.49742145

Holy fuck Powell doomed us all

>> No.49742149

>>49742107
zerohedge is quite literally a news aggregator

>> No.49742153

UH OH MUMU UH OH BRACE FOR IMPACT MUMU TAKE COVER YOU STUPID DUMB HOT COW

>> No.49742156

Based af you dumb faggots really thought crypto was gonna crash and the stock market wasn't

>> No.49742158

>>49742136
Yes.

>> No.49742159

Economic news in 7 minutes btw

>> No.49742162

What does $10k buy these days? Nothing degenerate, please

>> No.49742166
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49742166

Remember my wittle mumutard, Mommy will always love you.
<3
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>> No.49742169

PREMARKET SHIDDING
FUTES GAINS GONE

>> No.49742175

>>49742149
he's more of a retard milking other retards but call it what you will

>> No.49742176

>BIDEN ADMIN CONSIDERING ISSUING REBATE CARDS TO PAY FOR OIL STOCKS: BBG

>> No.49742181

>>49742162
gaysex homobuttfuck stock SIGA

>> No.49742189
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>>49741990
Good morning rump ranger anon!

>> No.49742197

>>49742058
Why are you so sure we're going up? I want to believe but the last 6 months have been brutal

>> No.49742221

AAUUGH NOOO MY SOXLS

>> No.49742222

>>49742159
Capacity utilization and industrial production? Atlanta GPDNow uses that shit, right?

Recession could be unofficially hit today.

>> No.49742223

uh.. futies..?

>> No.49742224
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49742224

Bros...

>> No.49742231

it's dumping again

>> No.49742236

>>49741990
18 NAKED GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

>> No.49742244
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>>49742176
>Joe literally turning US into a failing communist state

>> No.49742247

>>49742058
>LOSE money today bobo
BUDDY LOOK AT PREMARKET COMPUTER

>> No.49742253
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Max pain is actually when a trillions in long equity get margin called, nerds

>> No.49742257
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.49742259
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>FUTURES PLUNGE ON NEWS OF FUTURE PLUNGE
FUTURES PLUNGE ON NEWS OF FUTURE PLUNGE
>FUTURES PLUNGE ON NEWS OF FUTURE PLUNGE
FUTURES PLUNGE ON NEWS OF FUTURE PLUNGE
>FUTURES PLUNGE ON NEWS OF FUTURE PLUNGE
FUTURES PLUNGE ON NEWS OF FUTURE PLUNGE

>> No.49742261

>>49742105
some people apparently just found out the market is in freefall and inflation is through the roof and the fed is starting to shrink the balance sheet and that rates are going to keep going up and that the blow off top on the housing market is coming to an end and unemployment is about to triple and people who relocated to cheaper areas because they thought they could work from home forever are getting fired en masse and our president is a lethargic, dementia-riddled buffoon being controlled by retarded, nepotistic, opportunistic puppet masters who are in turn controlled by a cabal of inbred goat herders from the 40th-generation BC who killed christ and continue to exist for the apparent sole purpose of extracting every resource from the rest of the planet with a commitment to vampirism that can only be described as genetic
also i think it's triple-witching today

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>>49741950
>opening bell coming up
>futures fun time over
>dump it

>> No.49742269
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49742269

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

>> No.49742272

>>49742247
WOAAAAAH LOOK AT THAT SHIT AND PISS 500
WOAAAAAH NASD-ACK! 100 POINTS DOWN

>> No.49742282

>>49742247
>the first sell-off

>> No.49742283

>>49742222
Yeah, could be some big stuff

>> No.49742292

>>49742156
no one thought that you dumb shit

>> No.49742297

>>49741990
BASED

>> No.49742302
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>>49742269

>> No.49742306

I told you not to fool around with that stuff

>> No.49742308
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MSTR

>> No.49742312

bears about to witness a face melting rally in 16 minutes

>> No.49742316
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>>49742269
>Count hadn't even started

>> No.49742320

>>49742302
i lost 200 euro on that election bet, fuck trump

>> No.49742321

>>49742283
>>49742222
Nevermind. Apparently the lazy niggers in Atlanta won't update until the 27th. Must be taking a few weeks off for Juneteenth.

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>>49742261

>> No.49742327
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>>49742308

>> No.49742329
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>>49742259
>Market rises on news of lack of positive news

>> No.49742337
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>>49742312
2 more weeks, Powell is in control. Trust the FED

>> No.49742348

>>49742176
can u post a link

>> No.49742356
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>>49742320
If you haven't figured it out by now, Trump won, it's just US is no longer even a fake democracy anymore.

>> No.49742358

>>49741950
>bitcoin is dumping
>futures are green
We will dump at open

>> No.49742359
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open the fookin markets

>> No.49742360
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49742360

I will never forgive Joseph Robinette Biden or the rest of the Democrat party for ruining the economy of the United States of America

>> No.49742362

>>49742329
average 2020 news headline

>> No.49742366
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Good morning sirs, JPow speaks 29 minutes from now

>> No.49742370

>>49742348
(CNN)The Biden administration is unlikely to advocate for sending households gas rebate cards as officials continue to weigh all options to ease the pain at the pump, an official familiar with the matter tells CNN.

(((cnn))) article title: White House unlikely to push for gas rebate cards, official says

>> No.49742371
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Uhh sirs? I was told to expect green today?

>> No.49742376

>>49742176
I don’t drive or even own a car. How do I get a piece of this?

>> No.49742377

>>49742358
>futures are green
BUDDY LOOK AT SPX COMPUTER

>> No.49742382

>>49742366
i want a car built out of whatever material is in that corset

>> No.49742385
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>>49742359
No.

>> No.49742389
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49742389

BUDDY LOOK AT UNITED STATES ECONOMY

>> No.49742401

>>49742389
OOF

BEAR GANG

>> No.49742407

>>49742389
Yup, that’s enough, GDP coming in at -1% again, calling it now

>> No.49742413

>>49742320
i bet on trump and pulled my money at midnight when he was at 90%, before they found all the extra ballots. Made a couple hundred

>> No.49742418

>>49742389
BIDEN MAKE IT STOOOOP

>> No.49742423

>>49742348
Read it carefully. It's a joke, but based on https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/soaring-gas-prices-lead-white-house-aides-back-to-brainstorming/ar-AAYzGf1

>> No.49742422

>>49742366
he already talked buster

>> No.49742437
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I got groceries yesterday and it was $72 instead of $100+ like it has been for a year. It felt like I had done something wrong or forgotten to get things but I triple checked and I had pretty much gotten the same grocery load as usual, I even got more meat than usual. I know it's anecdotal but has inflation peaked bros?

>> No.49742442

first for space monkey homoerotic sex

>> No.49742445

>>49742389
lmfao what are those expected?

>> No.49742448

But vanna charm...

>> No.49742449

>>49742418
Now listen here Jack, President Powell's Russian hikes are doing the thing, the the the, y'know. Come on man.

>> No.49742450
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Sisters…

>> No.49742454

>>49742437
you probably forgot to scan a twix

>> No.49742456

>>49742389
Wild. Almost as if supply chain fuckery led to massive inventory buildup. Totally unforeseeable.

>> No.49742460

>>49742437
thats not how inflation works

>> No.49742462

>>49742445
It says right there, 0.3 and 0.4 ex

>> No.49742465
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>>49742422
Derp, I haven't had enough coffee yet

>> No.49742469
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS VERY GREEN AND FORGOT TO SELL I GOT GREEDY NIGGERS I WANTED MORE AND MORE AND NOW I'M HOOKED FOR A NIGGER RED DAY AND ITS A 3 DAY WEEKEND DUE TO NIGGER DAY

>> No.49742471
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>>49742437
I too, have made a similar observation. Imagine if July CPI is lower

>> No.49742473
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49742473

You ever look at a picture of a hot chick and fart, then smell the fart and get disgusted because you imagine it was the chick farting and you're smelling it?

>> No.49742491
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>>49742469
WE WAAAAAARNED YOUUUUUUUU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS

>> No.49742492
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siga homophobes

>> No.49742493

>>49742469
Many such cases. Now give me your money bitch

>> No.49742498
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>>49742462
It's more of:
>Did they REALLY expect that growth

>> No.49742508

>>49742465
Are those the same boobas?

>> No.49742511

Why the fuck would we be red today? Everything is so oversold

>> No.49742512

>>49742473
Yes but instead of disgusted I get more horny

>> No.49742518

>>49742460
oh but last year when people were talking about high grocery bills that was a surefire inflation indicator, got it

>>49742471
I really do think inflation has pretty much peaked. I think I even saw gas prices come down slightly around me this week.

>> No.49742519
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49742519

Futures collapsed, lol.

>> No.49742529

>>49742511
>>49742389

>> No.49742533

Futures are in waterfall-mode. kek

>> No.49742539

>>49742511
>muh TA

>> No.49742542
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>>49742401
>>49742389

>> No.49742544
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>>49742465
I want to cooom in that womb

>> No.49742546
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49742546

>>49742492
based

>> No.49742548

>>49742519
Fun to see >>49733703

>> No.49742550

>>49742511
clown world economy

>> No.49742552

>>49742511
>Everything is so oversold
You fucking retard everything has 20-50 to even 1k PE and you think we're oversold?

>> No.49742559

>>49742498
Oh. I have autism no bulli ty

>> No.49742563
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49742563

AAAAAAAAAA FUTURES bros.... I was green. I went to eat and now I'm nigger red fuckkfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuxk I GOT BARTED BY NADAQ

>> No.49742564

>>49742552
We've been selling for 6 fucking months. Fuck your bullshit PE numbers, what is this the fucking 90s?

>> No.49742567
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49742567

>>49742511
>MUH RSI SAYS

>> No.49742573
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>>49742559
lmao I thought you were being sarcastic.

>> No.49742577
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>>49742563
Simply zoom out.

Everything is a Bart. Everything.

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49742578

Gonna eat an edible and play video games while my shorts print money. I'm thinking some FF9 to start

>> No.49742584

>SPY going to open flat
hmmmm

>> No.49742589

>>49742584
>I
>HURT MYSELF

>> No.49742591

>>49742512
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm a sniff Chad, but I like to imagine that female braps smell good, not like a man fart.

>> No.49742592

>>49742564
Do you remember 2008? They didn't fix shit; they just kicked the can down the road. Not only that, but they've added a gigantic pile of extra bullshit on top of it since then.

It's going to be bad.

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Reminder we only have begun to drop

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>>49742564
>PE doesn't matter because line went down
Thanks for confirmation that this isn't the bottom.

>> No.49742610
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49742610

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING

>> No.49742616

>everyone's bearish

yeah this is the bottom.

>> No.49742633

>>49742616
THIS IS YOUR BOTTOM THATS ABOUT TO BE GAYBUTTSEX FUCKED BY SIGA INTO THE HOUSE FOUNDATION

>> No.49742635
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>>49742577

>> No.49742640

>>49742616
You say that every time.

>> No.49742642

>>49742616
>everyone's bearish
There's plenty deluded permabulltards dumb faggot. Just look at plebbit or better yet, r/stocks.

>> No.49742646

why is oil down? no demand destruction

>> No.49742648

>>49742600
2 minutes

Good luck and godspeed today, gentlemen.

>> No.49742650

>>49742616
Normally. But then the SNB will sell regardless of their sentiment.

>> No.49742651

>>49742616
you are the bottom

>> No.49742652
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49742652

>>49742519
sexy and flat

>> No.49742666

The BUDDY meme is forced and not funny.

>> No.49742667
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49742667

Infinite liquidity from retards buying the dip is the best. Hats off to you powell

>> No.49742672

Oil bros wtf happened?

>> No.49742676

>>49742646
Libya unfucked itself overnight by 600k barrels.

Also Biden gas rebate ruled out due to lack of chips for cards lol

>> No.49742678
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49742678

>>49742511
Cheers

>> No.49742689

>dow fought so hard for 30k yesterday
>today it's dying
Nice try mumu.

>> No.49742692

>WTFWT

>> No.49742693
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49742693

>>49742640
im literally never wrong

>>49742642
>go look at reddit
no thanks

>>49742650
good morning i hate the swiss

>>49742633
>>49742651
FUCK YOU BENCHOD BICH BASTARD GUY I FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH MY LULA YOU CALL ME DAD NOW BLOODY

>> No.49742696
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49742696

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49742707

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49742704
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49742704

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.49742705

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.49742710
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49742710

>>49742666

>> No.49742714

>>49742676
And OPEN is 2.7m bpd behind their target last night.
I ask again, why is oil down?

>> No.49742716

>>49742693
>no thanks
Denying yourself sentiment gauge because icky normie side is retarded.

>> No.49742720
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49742720

>>49742652
Based tiny aficionado

>> No.49742727
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49742727

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49742726
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49742726

>>49742389
*destroys your economy*
nothing personnel, man

>> No.49742728
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49742728

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49742729

>>49742176
he could have stopped this
https://worldoil.com/news/2022/6/16/high-rates-of-fuel-exports-hinder-u-s-efforts-to-build-supplies-at-home/
>Massive exports are hindering restocking efforts in the US, where gasoline inventories have languished to their lowest seasonal level since 2014, while stockpiles of distillates, which include diesel, have tumbled to the lowest for this time of year since 2005, according to government data. The nation’s fuelmakers are running close to capacity and have very little room to raise production. As refiner profits soar amid near record-high fuel prices, the Biden administration is seeking ways to boost output, including emergency measures like the Cold War-era Defense Production Act.
he chose to be a letter-writing faggot instead

>> No.49742733
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49742733

WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCK

>> No.49742734
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49742734

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ah
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ah

>> No.49742740

>>49741950
Bottom's in, today the meltup commences off of opex. Buy buy buy buy buy

>> No.49742744
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49742744

>opening pump
its going to dump hard today now

>> No.49742755

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.49742757
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49742757

DONT WORRY BROS CHAD POWELL HAS A PLAN!!!

>> No.49742761
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49742761

What the fuck was that

>> No.49742770

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49742773
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49742773

ARE YOU NERVOUS YET BOBO?

>> No.49742775

My ID reveals how the market reacts today

>> No.49742776
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49742776

>can't break 3685
>on quad witching
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.49742777

LETS GOOOO

SEA OF RED
SEE OF RED
C OF RED

>> No.49742778

>>49742744
my puts are praying you’re right
If it keeps pumping after this I’m gonna be grumpy

>> No.49742781

>>49742652
Cheers mate!

>> No.49742786
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49742786

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>> No.49742788

>>49742616
what do you think capitulation is like?

>> No.49742790
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49742790

Let's go, ARKK!

>> No.49742795

>>49742775
No. Mine

>> No.49742798

BUDDY LOOK AT QQQ TECHNOLOGIES

>> No.49742800
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49742800

I hate and love leverage. Its an addiction now

>> No.49742811

ALERT ALERT BURGER MARKETS WILL BE CLOSED ON MONDAY

>> No.49742812

>>49742508
No, sauce on the other .webm is a Russian model whose name escapes me, unfortunately

>> No.49742822

>>49742811
FOR THE BLAX

>> No.49742825

V SHAPED RECOVERY

>> No.49742840
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49742840

OOOOOOOOOO MY SIRS

>> No.49742845
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49742845

>>49742811
>>49742822
Ay yo man don't hassle us. Brothas gotta rest.

>> No.49742846

this is the day lads, will we rally or will we dump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J9xLR-Uyks

>> No.49742849
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49742849

Holy shit that pump

>> No.49742848
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49742848

>> No.49742851
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49742851

>>49742511

>> No.49742863

See you all at S&P 4000 by Monday.

>> No.49742872

>>49742849
RELOAD PUTS

>> No.49742897

Only .6 on sp and .3 on the dow huh? This shit will lose steam quick

>> No.49742900
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49742900

Oil niggers you fucking lied to me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49742901
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49742901

As expected, we are recovering, volume high, momentum strong. Economists are very optimistic about the economy, I just went for a stroll on Wall Street, birds were chirping, the sun is out and suits were all smiles. I saw a broker dancing spontaneously and joined him for a quick jig. He told me that they had a meeting with the big wigs at JP Morgan and Charles Schwab and they all agreed to stop selling. Personally, I took profit on all my short positions and went all in SPXL!

>> No.49742902

>fomo retail with opening pump
>dump viciously with liquidity
based

>> No.49742908
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49742908

GIVE YOUR POWER TO NASDAQ
I WENT WITH LEVERAGE AT 2AM YUROP TIME

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49742911

ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.49742913

>>49742863
10% down is more likely than 10% up

>> No.49742916

>dumping already
it's over

>> No.49742918
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49742918

kek

>> No.49742922
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49742922

shorted that morning pump well

>> No.49742925

Opinion on TSLA rn ?

>> No.49742927
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49742927

Reminder people are going to lose a lot of money if market goes to 414, the only reason we're up is hedge funds trying to save themselves money but they don't want to be the first ones to start dumping money into the furnace.

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49742929

I wish short spec anon would return

>> No.49742934
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49742934

Why the fuck are energy stocks shitting bed???
Chevron etc are dumping hard

>> No.49742936

>>49742925
>TSLA
STINKY CHINKY CARS

>> No.49742941
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49742941

this is what bulls think winning looks like.

>> No.49742947
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49742947

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE SO EASILY?

>> No.49742952

>>49742934
biden wrote an angry letter

>> No.49742962

Please don't fucking crab today.. god damnit, either dump or pump..

>> No.49742965

>>49742925
Hiked prices on all models 5%. Bullish.

>> No.49742971

>>49742962
BUDDY LOOK AT OPTIONS EXPIRY CALENDAR COMPUTER

>> No.49742976
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49742976

BEARS BTFO

>> No.49742982

>>49742941
zoom out

>> No.49742983

>>49742934
because nothing goes in a straight line, because it doesn't matter how good it is something can be overpriced, and because we've been winning for 1.5-2 years and now its time to take profits that cover the entire rest of our positions.
i paid myself my cost basis back, all the shares i own now are "free." and they earn dividends while i wait to see how low it can get whereupon i fucking buy more.
everyone else is running for the exits because they used leverage and now they need cash.

>> No.49742989

>>49742962
quadwitch days are known for whipsaw action

>> No.49742995

AMD is such an unbelievable piece of fucking garbage.

>> No.49742998

>>49742976
:-D

>> No.49743001

>>49742976
I feel like I've seen gaps on the SPY that don't get filed

>> No.49743005
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49743005

SMALL SPEC*

>> No.49743009

>>49742976
It's finally over for bobo

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>>49742976
Pretty epic Bart ngl.

>> No.49743021
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>> No.49743022
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49743022

>>49742989

>> No.49743032
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49743032

They’re not watching king shitcoin USD

>> No.49743033

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49743035

>>49741990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy_Xf48Gufw

>> No.49743036

Ooooooooooooooo

>> No.49743044

BEAR
FUCKING
RALLY
LETS FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49743043
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49743043

Does anyone have a reasonable guess at when SOXL might be 40+ again? Asking for a friend

>> No.49743046

so i was just flipping through the /smg/ archives and I saw someone talking about shorting Berkshire Hathaway in anticipation of Warren Buffet dying.

Do you think this is a good play

>> No.49743051

You shitpost 16 hours and what do you get?
%10 down and deeper in debt

>> No.49743055
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49743055

uuUUUuh bobros???

>> No.49743056

>>49743022
are you mistaking end of day close for intraday volatility? anon posted a link to backtested strategies on qw days.

>> No.49743060
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49743060

we finna make it you guys!!!

>> No.49743064
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49743064

Oh my God. I was just walking by the office of Melvin Capital and their top manager jumped off the roof! I think it's over for short sellers.

>> No.49743066

>>49743043
After the reverse split

>> No.49743068

>>49741950
>>49743027
join my thread if u want to undertstand why stonks are shitting the bed

>> No.49743069
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49743069

WTFWT

>> No.49743071

is this shit seriously pumping because of the under 5 year olds being able to get brainfucked by a vaccine now?

>> No.49743073

>>49743043
You're asking for a 3x

>> No.49743081

>>49743064
Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.49743100

>>49743043
2023

>> No.49743101

look at the one minute candle volume :)
no more volume until witching hour :D

>> No.49743103

>>49743073
yes but its triple leveraged so really he only needs 100% gains on the underlying :^)

>> No.49743113

>>49743071
I just read the spike being expressed by the vax causes a prion disease. Maybe that's why people are seeming more retarded

>> No.49743114

so what is happening?

>> No.49743119

>3,699 on the sp
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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>>49743071
>Is the Jewish market pumping on news of impending mass child sacrifice
Yes?

>> No.49743127

any SOXL $40-60 holders still alive?

>> No.49743129

>>49742511
Muh tea leaves. Stfu retard

>> No.49743136

>>49743081
Gore is not allowed on 4channel.

>> No.49743141

>>49743046
depends, does robinhood sell options with a 0.01 multiplier?

>> No.49743150
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49743150

Craaaaaaaash!

>> No.49743158

>>49743073
Yeah and?

>>49743103
That's not how it works tho

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49743164

I think its pretty obvious the TWTR / Elon Musk deal is going to go through

why are people still selling their TWTR?

>> No.49743165

>3,699.4
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49743173

So is the recession cancelled?

>> No.49743179

>>49743127
I have 350 shares @ 40. Still holding, adding more on fat red days. Tempted to buy more today.

>> No.49743196
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49743196

are they really going to crab it, i want to make money today

>> No.49743203

>>49743173
just a scam pump

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>> No.49743212
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49743212

soft landing sisters......

we won.

>> No.49743216
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49743216

>algos don't know what to do
>retail doesn't want to buy above 3700
>quad witching about to fuck everything
>market closed due to heckin' niggerinos on monday
What a fucking disaster. Just fucking end it.

>> No.49743217
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49743217

I just had a chat at the Starbucks with a couple of traders from one of the top firms on Wall Street. They're back at the pit now. The gist of it is, there simply isn't enough momentum to dump anymore. We nearly hit the 200WMA. Close enough. Now we bounce at least 30%. Whether we dump again after that will depend on the news. If you want to make it, you can still buy calls.

>> No.49743220

Is now the time to SLURP some oil?

>> No.49743223

>>49743179
Endless bull? Is that how it works...

>> No.49743226

>>49743212
to think i ripped ass so hard that it moved my boxers violently while opening this pic

>> No.49743228

>>49743158
You'll have to wait a year or more

>> No.49743237

>>49743196
What is this from. I like the outfit and might buy it for my gf

>> No.49743243

>>49743217
Traders that mean shit don't go to Starbucks, poor bait.

>> No.49743251

>>49743164
Musk is a professional shitposter. I could see him backing out at the last minute just for the lolz. He's autistic just like a lot of /smg/ but I ultimately don't trust him.

>> No.49743254

>>49743216
I find it ironic that Juneteenth is appropriating Father’s Day. Funny how everyone who celebrates Juneteenth forgot it’s the same day as fathers day

>> No.49743255

>>49743127
yes
its bad

>> No.49743261
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49743261

>>49743226
wow

>> No.49743266

Is there any functionality you wish stock websites would show easier?

>> No.49743277
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>> No.49743278

Guys, how do I remove the pride flag from my Start search bar

>> No.49743279

>>49743212
only soft landing is her on my pillows with the camera on and rolling for her onlyweebs

>> No.49743284
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49743284

RECESSION CANCELED

>> No.49743285

NEXT
>>49743271
>>49743271
>>49743271
>>49743271

>> No.49743286
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49743286

bobo be like "yeah, short here"

>> No.49743291

>>49743266
level 2 orderbooks should be free

>> No.49743290

>>49743243
Oh? Where do they go then Mr. Expert?

>> No.49743293

>>49743164
I'm waiting to see if it'll dump further so I can grab a small bag.

>> No.49743303

>>49743243
What fantasy land do you live in?
I have met Michael Burry, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffett at that Starbucks. On the same day. Actually Warren is around almost every day. Come to think of it, Michael's been MIA today...

>> No.49743306

>>49742913
4000 Monday, 4400 next friday. MELTUP.

>> No.49743307

>>49743290
Dorsia

>> No.49743313

>>49743278
I was wondering this too. And also how to keep my fucking pictures sorted by date and not have to re fucking sort itself every single fucking time I ope the pictures folder. I fucking hate windows 10 so much. There was nothing wrong with 7

>> No.49743320

>3,702
>3,702

>> No.49743327

>>49743237
Japanese reality show. She's dead btw, name's Hana

>> No.49743342

>>49743266
30 sec updates should be free

>> No.49743343
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49743343

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.49743352

>>49743327
Thanks. Rip, still gonna get the outfit

>> No.49743358

>>49743226
>boxers
You're either 55+, or you're below 18.
WHICH IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.49743366
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49743366

Remember when I told you to all in on CCXI?

>> No.49743368
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49743368

Wowo!

>> No.49743411

>>49743254
Blacks don’t recognize Father’s Day so the joke is on them

>> No.49743420

rest of the month will be green

>> No.49743446

A low volume wedge on spy. This pump is dying.

>> No.49743493

>>49743216
STOP PUMPING YOU FAKE AND GAY NIGGER MARKET

>> No.49743975
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49743975

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>> No.49743980

>>49743196
F

>> No.49744996

>>49743043
It will probably reverse split when it hits $3 in a couple months. If the reverse split is 15:1 the price will be $45. Good luck champ