/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL:

[Anonymous No.49735162]

Wash Yo Ass Edition

Brokers:
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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
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https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.49735187]

Bull bros...tonight we make bobo pay

[Anonymous No.49735189]

Buy GME

[Anonymous No.49735195]

>>49735136

asking for this thred now

[Anonymous No.49735196]

blrpf

[Anonymous No.49735199]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.49735202]

Is it possible to dump two days in a row are we guaranteed some type of bounce?

[Anonymous No.49735219]

>>49735202
Yes, the stock judge will remove the sell button today

[Anonymous No.49735224]

>>49735095
That's pretty funny. Elon has a history of pissing his employees off anyways, its not unique to PC people. When I was a kid (grew up in silicon valley) I would notice my neighbor across the street opposite to my family's townhouse was always up at night, like super late night. The dad would be on his laptop at the darkest hours of early morning in his kitchen and whenever I'd go downstairs to drink water or look out my window or have a sleepover with friend's, Id see my neighbor's dad awake, presumably working.

He worked for TSLA back in like 2014/15. Software/web side. But basically he would tell my dad (who ended up telling me) that Elon is a batshit crazy boss who tells his subordinates and underling managers "Hey, get this done in three weeks"

Management would reply to schizo Elon with "Elon, this will take us at least 6 months"

And his response would be "I don't care" and then Elon just leaves the room.

So that was why my fucking neighbor at TSLA was up till 4 AM working every morning

Elon is unforgiving and many people who work under him hate him, from higher up mgmt to lower level Indian software managers like my neighbor.

It's funny that now effete liberal software youth think that Elon's anti-PC attitudes are the worst to come

[Anonymous No.49735228]

Look at the Nikkei

[Anonymous No.49735229]

Daily reminder you share this board with the mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.49735230]

Ah one last “nigger” should do it. Off to bed chaps, don’t forget to all in on CCXI

[Anonymous No.49735246]

>>49735202
biggest options expiration since 2020 today = big bounce

[Anonymous No.49735245]

>>49735195
going into jap stocks which means you get paid divvies in yen or sold for yen which is getting cheaper? why would anyone take that risk? There's a reason DXY is going up when the fed is tightening this much

[Anonymous No.49735249]

GAYSEX BROS, SUCKING AND FUCKING SHITTY SHLONGS TONIGHT. WISH ME LUCK

[Anonymous No.49735256]

>>49735229

[Anonymous No.49735262]

>>49735246
Nice try

[Anonymous No.49735267]

[Anonymous No.49735269]

>>49735230
>Off to bed chaps, don’t forget to all in on CCXI
Don't just say this shit and leave

[Anonymous No.49735270]

>people seriously making the argument that twatter woketards resigning is bad for the stock

[Anonymous No.49735272]

>>49735249
Did you do the needful anon??? How many fags have you serviced in the last 24 hours?!!?

[Anonymous No.49735278]

>>49735256
This explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.49735289]

>>49735270
you think hundreds of people leaving en-masse is bullish? do you understand how difficult it is to replace that many people with quality workers in such a short time span?

[Anonymous No.49735305]

>>49735256
Many such cases
>>49735269
Buy + hold * 1 yr = moon

[Anonymous No.49735307]

>>49735262
well then get fucked today, anon.

[Anonymous No.49735311]

>>49735270
You cannot tiptoe around the fact that the best engineers are actually just effete faggot liberal kids who are good at their quantitative / programming skillsets but otherwise just sheltered as fuck

[Anonymous No.49735324]

>>49735189
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.49735327]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49735331]

Gay sex bros... Last stop...

[Anonymous No.49735332]

>>49735289
>quality workers
Anon….I think you meant diversity hires

>>49735311
Plenty of non pozzed engineers

[Anonymous No.49735341]

>>49735229
Stuff like this shows how abstracted our finacial systems have become. Reminder this all started cause some Japanese farmers wanted a better way to buy and sell rice

[Anonymous No.49735342]

>>49735289
It doesn't need work it needs pruning or replacement.

[Anonymous No.49735344]

>>49735332
No there arent.

[Anonymous No.49735345]

>>49735199
What did I miss

[Anonymous No.49735347]

>>49735332
>Plenty of non pozzed engineers
Where do they work?

[Anonymous No.49735349]

>>49735331
remove my wife from the gay sex advertisement

[Anonymous No.49735353]

>>49735331

[Anonymous No.49735360]

It's over. But tomorrow will slightly delay it being over.

[Anonymous No.49735363]

>>49735332
You are retarded if you think the liberal engineers are "diversity" hires. Every single top tier academia product for the software architecture space is either some effete pozzed white guy or some asian/indian autist who occasionally says nigger but still votes blue

[Anonymous No.49735369]

NO MORE GAY SEX BROS

[Anonymous No.49735371]

Oil bros, emergency meeting, why the fuck are we down?

[Anonymous No.49735377]

>>49735344
Yes, there are lol.
>>49735347
Same places others work, they just aren’t as vocal about their politics
>t non pozzed engineer

[Anonymous No.49735380]

John rocker is going insane

[Anonymous No.49735398]

>>49735363
Nigger I have literally sold software to twitter. I’ve been in the hq and eaten at their cafeteria. There are tons of diversity hires and Indians who know absolutely fuck all.

[Anonymous No.49735399]

>>49735377
Yea everyones just like you secrectly and your job is so easy anyone could learn to do it bla bla bla.

[Anonymous No.49735408]

>>49735332
as a security engineer, ive ran into plenty of pozzed, limp wristed, shit eating faggots who were also engineers. they are sheltered and brainwashed by long noses in academia and think their worldview is flawless and cannot be challenged, and if you do, they'll try to ruin you.
despite this, they can still be good at their basic job functions. there is a shortage of talented IT engineers already.

[Anonymous No.49735414]

>>49735398
>Nigger I have literally sold software to twitter. I’ve been in the hq and eaten at their cafeteria
And I run a large L/S hedge fund as the CIO.

[Anonymous No.49735415]

>>49735229
that should be obvious, we're on an anime forum discussing the stock market

[Anonymous No.49735446]

>>49735363
I say nigger all the time and donate 5k to the Blue every election. Most millennial YUPPIES do, we know how wealth is created.

[Anonymous No.49735450]

>>49735228
EZRA POUND SAN DESU NIGAAAA

[Anonymous No.49735451]

why stok maket go down???

[Anonymous No.49735462]

>>49735446
Amen. Constric housing supply, constrict gun supply. Us blue voters are the greatest supply constricters and we always profit on it.

It's like Share Buybacks: The Political Ideology

[Anonymous No.49735475]

>>49735408
>they are sheltered and brainwashed and think their worldview is flawless and cannot be challenged, and if you do, they'll try to ruin you.
You literally just described most of America?

[Anonymous No.49735479]

>>49735451
Because you touch yourself at night

[Anonymous No.49735481]

>>49735341
And the Nipponese continue to innovate new financial destruction to this very day.

[Anonymous No.49735484]

>>49735331
Omg Rocker pulled his peepee out on Jewtube

[Anonymous No.49735486]

>>49735451
But it's going up. Bottom is in, bullmarket has started

[Anonymous No.49735494]

>>49735486
>bullmarkets just start right after we go low enough

[Anonymous No.49735502]

Good evening gentlemen. I am financially uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.49735505]

>>49735486
Nice bait. This last 6 months is nothing. Prepare your anus or shorts or whatever.

[Anonymous No.49735504]

>>49735332
Insightful thread from the co-founder of one of the larger (and unpozzed) crypto exchanges: https://nitter.net/jespow/status/1536978825262665728#m

Yeah, yeah, crypto but shitcoins and shitposts require similar talent sourcing to handle.

[Anonymous No.49735507]

>>49735408
Sure, never said there wasn’t, in fact I was say the opposite.
>>49735414
It’s a massive hq and the food was crap. They have ethnic themed days and when I went it was Indian food and shit quality considering how many Indians are in that building.

[Anonymous No.49735513]

>>49735479
for me it's the morning

[Anonymous No.49735517]

>>49735462
Dems are unironically the real racists and the real classists. Ask a Dem about poor white people and they’ll basically call them ignorant savages incapable of complex thought simply because they’re poor and semi-religious.

It boils down to arrogance.

[Anonymous No.49735522]

fuck homophobic siga holders

[Anonymous No.49735530]

>>49735507
Indian food is really delicious.

[Anonymous No.49735537]

I’m buying gold fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.49735546]

>>49735522
If it helps spread monk*ypox I’ll let you buttfuck me.

[Anonymous No.49735547]

>>49735507
Here's another fun one: the entire Apple HQ is Indian in Cupertino, CA. It's literally 70% Indian people and 30% white guys in ponytails wearing cargo shorts. With a few yellows here and there.

[Anonymous No.49735555]

>>49735537
You buy gold when things are good, not when it’s already bad. Numb nuts.

[Anonymous No.49735566]

>>49735547
why do they hide them. You never see their ranjesh during their public presentations

[Anonymous No.49735567]

>>49735555
Checked

[Anonymous No.49735569]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49735583]

>>49735522
How can you be both homophobic and a SIGA holder
>>49735530
Yes it is. One time I traveled to Mumbai for business and banged a Bollywood actress. Also it was good Indian food. SIGA to the moon using SIDU spacesuits
>>49735547
You can be as facetious as you like, I’ve also been to eBay paypal YouTube and Google hqs to sell software contracts. Seethe and dilate poorfaggot.

[Anonymous No.49735584]

>>49735547
My once all white and Hispanic neighborhood is like 50% Indian now. It’s alright though. I don’t have to worry about them trying to steal from me. At least it wasn’t a bunch of nogs. My next door neighbor is Vietnamese and based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.49735587]

>>49735569
is this a bot? he's been posting these for 2 years now

[Anonymous No.49735594]

>in a supply-driven inflation environment
>let's raise the rates to drive up the cost of deploying logistics to fix the supply crunch
Lol.

[Anonymous No.49735596]

>bought spxs yesterday
>futes green now
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.49735598]

>>49735583
>Yes it is. One time I traveled to Mumbai for business and banged a Bollywood actress.
That’s some high level winner shit, anon. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.49735599]

>>49735566
AAPL presentations? Isn't that just always meant for the basedboy SG&A marketing teams. No indians or asians get involved with those unless they are blue hair types
>>49735583
>You can be as facetious as you like, I’ve also been to eBay paypal YouTube and Google hqs to sell software contracts.

Holy fuck retard, you were an entry level software sales associate. People with communications degrees do that and get paid 60k/year. No one cares

[Anonymous No.49735608]

>>49735594
Woah buddy, let's cool it with the antisemitic remarks mmmk? They all hold PhDs and you're just... uneducated. Do better.

[Anonymous No.49735613]

>>49735584
Indians are basically as rampant as the chinese with their property buying.

Chinese and Indian people buy homes the moment they get a substantial pool of capital.

[Anonymous No.49735620]

>>49735599
>entry level sales associate
Lol I’m a sales engineer pushing 250k before stock. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.49735619]

>>49735599
>No one cares
He banged a Bollygirl. I care, anon.

[Anonymous No.49735640]

>>49735596
>spy falls 12% in 8 days"
"hmmm, I think now is a good time to buy a leveraged inverse ETF"

[Anonymous No.49735647]

>>49735596
youre late bozo

[Anonymous No.49735653]

>>49735555
I just want to save what wealth I have I know I’m late but it’s better than bleeding 3-4% a day

[Anonymous No.49735659]

>>49735363

The pajeets are not there on merit or as "top tier academia product". They are there to be indentured servants and take abuse while they shit out non-mission-critical commodity code tasks with frantically copy-pasted code from stack overflow.

The autistic white and asian guys who actually keep important things running might be liberal but generally aren't fags about it as they like computers more than people anyway. The remainder (hr, middle managers, analysts) are non-value-adds who Twitter (or any company) is better off without.

[Anonymous No.49735667]

>>49735659
Exactly this. You’re in the industry I can tell.

[Anonymous No.49735684]

what does smg make of this?

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/drone-swarms-that-harassed-navy-ships-demystified-in-new-documents

[Anonymous No.49735687]

>>49735613
I grew up about 10 minutes from Fremont. Ardenwood has to be at least 70% Indian. The shitty thing is that the Indian immigrants from that wave are cool as fuck. Mainly business owners, mechanics, etc. But their kids are basically niggers because they grew up here listening to rap. They have none of their parent’s values. Very sad to see.

[Anonymous No.49735694]

>>49735289
I guarentee 1 regular engineers can replace 10 of these people

[Anonymous No.49735696]

>>49735647
Why would i be late sp500 literally entered bear marjet territory, we are in a recession, consumer goods are up due to oil, wich in turn lowers demand, wich sp500 is mostly compromised of... consumer goods.

[Anonymous No.49735701]

>>49735620
What's a sales engineer? What do you build?

[Anonymous No.49735712]

>>49735684
bullish on aerospace and defence

[Anonymous No.49735722]

>>49735701
He sells engineering and builds sales.

[Anonymous No.49735733]

>>49735653
Then hold cash until we see price strength. It’s better to buy a short time after a bull market starts/resumes than thinking you can time the bottom. But do your thing.

[Anonymous No.49735734]

>>49735696
you're just in time, enjoy your riches

[Anonymous No.49735751]

>>49735696
we're going to rip tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49735754]

>Leave to go do something else
>Catch up to the most recent /smg/ after perusing the others leading up to it
>It's been inundated with cancerous left/right faggotry and pilpul the entire goddamn time
>It's still fucking happening six threads later
If you're paid to be here I sincerely hope you drop your phone in the toilet the next time you take a shit.

[Anonymous No.49735756]

Bear case for markets : inflation, joe brandon, energy prices, jpow retard
Bull case : we've already had a long, drawn out correction for 6 months, joe brandon and jpow are capitulating to commodities at least verbally, chatter about ukraine being forced to surrender territory so we can have russian commodities back, sellers liquidated and exhausted

[Anonymous No.49735761]

>>49735701
might show me as a different ID but I basically try to get other companies to buy our shit. our company makes software and I work with our devs and qa teams to run proof of concepts to prove out our software and ultimately get a contract signed. its got all the nerd stuff of being a dev while also getting to go out and party with the sales people and schmooz clients. before COVID I went to Austrailia, Denmark, Dubai, Singapore, and Mumbai all on business, company paid for. as well as tons of domestic US travel.

[Anonymous No.49735768]

>>49735751
Bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.49735772]

>>49735722

[Anonymous No.49735773]

>>49735751
tuesday we rip ass

[Anonymous No.49735780]

>>49735768
good, i fucking need one

[Anonymous No.49735792]

>>49735780
Looking for an exit?

[Anonymous No.49735793]

>>49735756
There's also the Yen collapse and BOJ/Fed response. Although that probably goes under both bear (panic) and bull (dollar weakening)...

[Anonymous No.49735798]

>>49735311
Nah. They're just vocal. Based engineers wont out themselves on soicial media and put their career on the line.

[Anonymous No.49735804]

>>49735667

Yes and I hate it. Still trying to trade my way out of having to go back, or at least to early retirement.

[Anonymous No.49735814]

>>49735792
im trying to trade some of my shitty banks and jump back into NRGU cause it dumped, and oil is going down so yeah

[Anonymous No.49735824]

>>49735804
there are worse jobs than working a few hours a week because you're more valuable than all the pajeets combined

[Anonymous No.49735838]

I realized we were truly in a recession when I switched from Johnny Walker to Seagrams 7 even though I’m like 90/10 cash/stocks.

[Anonymous No.49735839]

Tell me we don’t rip tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49735852]

>>49735814
Banks did well in the 70s though. This isn’t 08.

[Anonymous No.49735853]

>>49735756
Putin will drag out this war till winter at least to hurt Europe with the gas and food price double whammy.

[Anonymous No.49735854]

>>49735756
Id love a collapse, or a bounce. Anything but a slow crab down over 2 years.

[Anonymous No.49735858]

>>49735838
haha same. I went to costco today and walked out with nothing but a cheap bottle of booze. first time ive ever walked out of there without a 5 digit receipt. we are /recession/.

[Anonymous No.49735859]

>>49735798
that's true, we won't. i do it much more tactfully by asking questions that seem genuine but the only logical answer is the opposite of what they believe. slowly poison the well.

[Anonymous No.49735866]

>>49735853
Worth it to fuck globohomo. My losses, though minimal, are for a good cause.

[Anonymous No.49735867]

>>49735331
An enchilada is on your pants anon

[Anonymous No.49735872]

>>49735859
exactly. I lived in SF as a conservative for 10 years, I had it down to a science

[Anonymous No.49735879]

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

[Anonymous No.49735880]

>>49735734
Im asking a real question tho
What fundamentals are indicative of a trend change?

[Anonymous No.49735881]

>>49735858
Yeah I feel like being a tightwad even though I don’t have to. Imagine what poor people are cutting back on.

[Anonymous No.49735891]

>>49735880
the fundamentals of my butthole gaping

[Anonymous No.49735901]

>>49735839
It'll depend if all these contract buyers decide to roll their contracts or not

[Anonymous No.49735906]

>>49735879
That’s why you buy on the way back up instead of trying to Larp the big short.

[Anonymous No.49735909]

>>49735267
Who the fuck keeps making these? Absolutely degenerate autistic filth. Get a fucking life

[Anonymous No.49735908]

>>49735881
actually now that I think about it, it was even worse than that, I returned about 500$ worth of merchandaise that I didnt need and walked out with a 20$ bottle of russian shit vodka. lel.

[Anonymous No.49735917]

>>49735866
Brainwashing through Bitchute doomcasting really did a number on you huh?

[Anonymous No.49735923]

>>49735908
Kek. Get fucked, Costco. Go-backs at checkstand 5.

[Anonymous No.49735926]

>>49735909
>>49735909
quiet you

[Anonymous No.49735929]

>>49735909
its a single man. the gay sex bros poster. 3 million pozzed hard cocks. i get a giggle from him.

[Anonymous No.49735939]

>>49735917
I’ve never watched a bitchute in my life. What is that?

[Anonymous No.49735944]

>>49735906
Unironically the only time I made money was buying on the way up

[Anonymous No.49735946]

>>49735929
we are legion

[Anonymous No.49735947]

>>49735944
That’s how ya do it.

[Anonymous No.49735953]

>>49735879
>>49735906
>buying/selling stocks on the way up
>buying/selling stocks on the way down
>buying/selling
What if it's another bull/bear trap. The stock market is taking elevators in both directions.

[Anonymous No.49735957]

>>49735879
give this man a nobel prize!

[Anonymous No.49735958]

>>49735754
It's almost as of politics has an effect on the economy which has an effect on the markets

[Anonymous No.49735964]

Should I buy a Rolex Daytona?

[Anonymous No.49735983]

>>49735953
What if it goes to 10 or even 5

[Anonymous No.49735984]

>>49735331
This just keeps getting worse

[Anonymous No.49735992]

We are shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.49735999]

>>49735754
>>49735958
What? no no no sweetie, politics has nothing to do with the economy. orange man bad so Biden has actually not responsible, he gets the immunity token

[Anonymous No.49736002]

>>49735983
im buying 300 shares at 10 and 600 shares at 5

[Anonymous No.49736012]

uhhhhhhhhh mumubros?
why are futures going down?

[Anonymous No.49736015]

>>49736002
>reverse splits
>cant afford one share
what do

[Anonymous No.49736021]

>>49735371
We're going down to the 38 day SMA

[Anonymous No.49736024]

THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE MUMU?

3700?! YOURE LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD!

WERE HITTING 3k EASY!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49736025]

Anyone know what kind of trades Nancy Pelosi is making? She is a better trader than Warren Buffet.

[Anonymous No.49736047]

>>49735983
I'm gonna be real with you if I see soxl at 5 I'm all in

[Anonymous No.49736049]

>>49735983
>if
Bro that shit is happening. Not buying until they do a reverse split.

[Anonymous No.49736052]

Rate their Portfolio

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/institutional-portfolio/rothschild--co-asset-management-us-inc-75861

[Anonymous No.49736057]

>>49736025
calls on cricket farms

[Anonymous No.49736059]

>>49735879
i like this guy
he doesnt bullshit

[Anonymous No.49736071]

>>49736012
Because things are bad and company after company is going to miss earnings, month after month rendering their current PE worthless. Haven’t you seen the layoff reports? Money is more expensive to borrow. People have less money to spend. Why are people so out of touch with reality?

[Anonymous No.49736073]

>>49736012
same thing as last night
real key is europe, will get a good picture in 50 minutes

[Anonymous No.49736076]

>>49735331
Someone chopped the tip of his dick off, sad. No wonder he's gay now.

[Anonymous No.49736090]

>>49736076
he's jewish, mate.

[Anonymous No.49736092]

>>49735926
>>49735929
Great stock advice here, no really. Dude is uploading pictures of his cock, while some retard draws hamster shit covered homosexuals with corn. Great trading tips and tickers.... God I hate u all

[Anonymous No.49736094]

>>49735939
Podcasts that monetized systems refuse to carry. A lot of my QAnon peers will rave about how the mainstream media brainwashes people while unironically listening to these podcasts 3 hours a day that warp there reality until they have no independent thoughts outside of whatever’s trending on pol. I guess your not one of those.

[Anonymous No.49736095]

Normies don't deserve a good stock market!

[Anonymous No.49736097]

>>49736052
Based and boomerpilled.

[Anonymous No.49736111]

>>49736090
That's just being gay with a smaller hat.

[Anonymous No.49736113]

>>49735331
jfc what a sick, depraved & jewish thing to do. maybe that last part was redundant.
>>49736090
fk you beat me to it
>>49736092
careful bucko, you could learn something from your jewish handlers if you pay attention

[Anonymous No.49736117]

>>49735866
Putin is part of the globohomo. Lawl

[Anonymous No.49736120]

>>49735224
AI post

[Anonymous No.49736127]

>>49736117
yeah but the enemy of my globohomo is my globohomo friend.

[Anonymous No.49736128]

>>49736113
I'm out, ill be back in the morning. Ah /smg/ is a mistake

[Anonymous No.49736129]

We are 100% crashing with no survivors very soon

I am exiting all of my long positions tommorow, I have a GUT feeling things are about to get biblically worse

Stay safe

[Anonymous No.49736146]

>>49736127
You still get stuck with globohomo in the end. Enjoy your "good value" globohomo...

[Anonymous No.49736149]

Futures reversing its fucking over bros no dead cat bounce until next week

[Anonymous No.49736164]

>>49736146
have 2 globohomos fighting is infinitely better than one globohomo deciding. it leaves a lot more room for shenanigans

[Anonymous No.49736163]

>>49736149
Oh yeah they're dropping hard and fast

[Anonymous No.49736167]

>>49735162
>8.9 billion helicopter money during record inflation
Short CAD lol, it's going to be a Banana Republic in a month
https://www.thestar.com/business/2022/06/16/seniors-renters-and-low-income-workers-to-get-financial-boost-from-government-to-help-survive-inflation.html

[Anonymous No.49736174]

>>49736149
>EU starts waking up
>futures go red
So predictable.

[Anonymous No.49736178]

>>49736149
But historically the end of June -- after quad witching -- is terrible for stocks during mid-term election years. I don't know what to think anymore.

[Anonymous No.49736185]

>>49736129
Japan was nothing burger
They chose to destroy their currency to save the bond market.

[Anonymous No.49736194]

>>49736174
Pre-market opens in two hours. I'm in Toronto and only had 2 hours of sleep.

[Anonymous No.49736220]

>>49736194
sup canadian fag, hey whats your opinion on SP500 rn?
i mean, in my analisis i think it has officially entered a bear market yet apparently yahoo finance futes are green

so im thinking either im wrong or the market is getting a small liquidity pump before the fall.

opinions?

[Anonymous No.49736221]

I JUST HAD A NIGGER TONGUE BURIED DEEP IN MY PISS HOLE. FUCK YA BROS

[Anonymous No.49736236]

>>49736167
It’s insane, absolutely insane. My parents own 5 houses to so they will get 5 cheques, because they obviously need your money the most.

[Anonymous No.49736239]

>>49736178
Now overlay this year

[Anonymous No.49736243]

>>49736167
>fighting inflation by printing more
the state of leafs kek

[Anonymous No.49736252]

>>49736164
It's the same globohomo in the end.
>you will own nothinh
>you will eat ze boogs
>you will live in ze pod
>you will never retire
>you will be happy

[Anonymous No.49736256]

>>49736117
He’s half Jew.
Two scenarios are possible at this point:
1. Putin rebelled
2. Putin is playing his part and his removal from WEF was part of the plan to create a divide between those who support homo and those who don’t.
3. For bonus points. The WEF is a red herring in itself and another diversion from what’s truly happening.
AZOV, the supposed neos are in partnership with Zelenskyy, who is clearly an actor.

[Anonymous No.49736257]

>>49736236
>meanwhile
a 1 time 500$ monopoly money payment is going to do fuckall
>>49736252
alternative being

[Anonymous No.49736266]

bart pattern formation on spy futures

[Anonymous No.49736269]

>>49736194
That's very bad for your health fren

[Anonymous No.49736301]

>>49736220
I thought it would trend upwards until quad witching and dump next week. I don't know.
BTW, one reason why I'm looking at US market and ETFs is that the Canadian stock exchange disallows automated trading. This includes ETFs that hold US/international stocks.

[Anonymous No.49736300]

>>49736266
Down we go.
>but it’s oversold bros. Bear market only lasting 6 months.
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.49736303]

IM LEAKING FROTHY PISS CUM AND SHIT BROS. MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT TALIBANNED. THE DUNGEON WAS CRAWLING WITH DISEASED OLD DUDES TONIGHT. GOD I HOPE I GET POXXED.

[Anonymous No.49736306]

>>49736052

In the case of people like this I think it's less about the value of the stocks and more about activism on the boards.

>>49736185

They may soon choose to destroy our markets to save their currency.

At least, if Yellen continues to be a stubborn cunt. What are the odds?

[Anonymous No.49736325]

>>49736243
Our Conservative party voted and said global warming wasn’t real, so everyone with a education refuses to vote for them despite absolutely hating the PM and his terrible governance. We could then vote for the socialists instead but you know, or for the Green Party who’s ran by a black woman who hates Nuclear. Whole things a joke, and if the conservatives just took their head out of there ass and came up with a climate plan they would win in a landslide.

[Anonymous No.49736326]

>>49735879
T. most useful consultant

[Anonymous No.49736328]

>>49736306
>At least, if Yellen continues to be a stubborn cunt. What are the odds?
A friend of mine met Yellen. Odds are high.

[Anonymous No.49736338]

>>49736303
I swear to god, bugchasing has to be the most revolting fetish in existance, i'd rather be a necrophilliac

[Anonymous No.49736340]

alright I dont know jack squat about futures, but they look green to me - am I missing something here? why does everyone have sand in their vaginas all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.49736350]

>>49736269
Thanks for the concern fren

[Anonymous No.49736354]

>>49735839
Not my call

[Anonymous No.49736356]

Oil chads, should I go long /CL or is the ride over?

[Anonymous No.49736358]

>>49736338
>bugchasing

[Anonymous No.49736359]

>>49736252

Western globohomo are alien to, and actively hate the people they govern.

Eastern globohomo, being mostly of the same race and culture, still consider their citizens expendable ants but aren't trying to torment them for their own amusement.

[Anonymous No.49736363]

>>49736338
Hey, don't judge me. This month is about celebrating differences

[Anonymous No.49736367]

>>49736266
classic

[Anonymous No.49736373]

>>49736167
Austria is doing the same.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-14/austria-offers-1-000-euro-handouts-to-quash-inflation-discontent

[Anonymous No.49736372]

>>49736359
>Yellow hands posted this.

[Anonymous No.49736374]

>>49736359
>but aren't trying to torment them for their own amusement
Yet

[Anonymous No.49736376]

>>49736340
Last many minutes didn't look so hot, just like last night.
>XDSAD

[Anonymous No.49736378]

going to sleep,
oh boy, I cannot wait to see my SOXL ultra green when I wake up tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.49736388]

>>49736378
chop chop sleep tight

[Anonymous No.49736392]

>>49736378
You have a blow dart in your back, sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.49736398]

>>49736378
What price should I jump in @?

[Anonymous No.49736399]

>>49736325
if you think its only because of muh manmade climate change than you mapleniggers get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.49736409]

>>49736256
You ever stop to think there is no divide what so ever and war is just a good way to make drastic changes in economy, government structure, allocation of resources, and continual feeding of countries' military industrial complexes while building a global prison where countries such as Russia, America, China are just different prison cells for their respective regions but are all still part of the same prison?

[Anonymous No.49736425]

>>49736409
>did you ever stop to think about they it really think it be like it is, but it do?

[Anonymous No.49736427]

Seagrams is empty. Time to have a smoke and hit the heezy. Arkanon Poros, niggers. Good luck tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49736433]

>>49735256
Jerome Powell with the bond and MBS markets is gonna be this anon soon.

[Anonymous No.49736434]

>>49736266
algos are just having fun. SPX must open at 3700 to make the huge option straddle at that strike worthless

[Anonymous No.49736436]

>>49736359
>aren't trying to torment them for their own amusement.
Have you seen how they are treating people in China using covid-19 as an excuse??? Lol this is a naive post.

[Anonymous No.49736445]

>>49736427
>Arkinon Poros
dranei filth

[Anonymous No.49736447]

>>49736409
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49736448]

>>49736328
Yellen will get axed, then Powell will get axed, then Brandon will get axed.

[Anonymous No.49736452]

>>49736372

The Chinese are brutal, but Tiananmen was also probably CIA gayops. You really should not take anything the west says about other countries at face value ever. Never ever.

In fact anytime you hear western media caterwauling about a shithole country massacring innocents, it is safe to assume they were puppets agitating for something on behalf of western interests and may even have been sent to die deliberately to give us casus belli. Standard color revolution playbook.

[Anonymous No.49736467]

>>49736445
I don’t play alliance, but someone getting the reference warms my dead heart.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49736479]

Euro trending down, pointing to a red day for equities

[Anonymous No.49736484]

>presents

[Anonymous No.49736509]

>>49736448
I think Powell first, then Yellen, Biden will depend on if Trump or Florida man wins.

Yellen will go down in history as one of the worst fed chairmen of all time.

[Anonymous No.49736513]

>it's not even london open yet

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49736514]

[Anonymous No.49736519]

>>49736301
But doesnt almost all quad W in history tend to make volume go up and making the price fall lower?
see pic rel.

[Anonymous No.49736538]

https://twitter.com/Capital_Hungry/status/1537686306100326401

how is not that bearish for us equities?

[Anonymous No.49736570]

Recuperatin

[Anonymous No.49736573]

>>49736452
Haha, West Taiwanese hands definitely typed this.

[Anonymous No.49736587]

>>49736452

>The Chinese are brutal, but Tiananmen was also probably CIA gayops. You really should not take anything the west says about other countries at face value ever. Never ever.

>In fact anytime you hear western media caterwauling about a shithole country massacring innocents, it is safe to assume they were puppets agitating for something on behalf of western interests and may even have been sent to die deliberately to give us casus belli. Standard color revolution playbook.

[Anonymous No.49736593]

and just like that, we never had a red day again.

[Anonymous No.49736607]

>>49736587
I swear it’s you, I, 10 bots and 3 shills from Russia, China and Israel that make up this entire website.

[Anonymous No.49736625]

>>49736607
no wait, shut up and listen - he's got a point

[Anonymous No.49736638]

Another dogshit Drake album. This hundred millionaire mulato faggot has released a handful of decent tracks in the last decade. Bearish

[Anonymous No.49736659]

>>49736638
honestly, nevermind about drake lmaooo

[Anonymous No.49736662]

>>49736638
kanye is that you

[Anonymous No.49736684]

>>49736587
>>49736607
Sorry to burst your comfy bubble guys but chinaman square was 100% a color revolution attempt by glownegroes. It's well documented, look into it. Doesn't mean China didn't shoot a lot of people there

[Anonymous No.49736686]

>>49736519
Someone did backtests:
https://www.quantifiedstrategies.com/quadruple-witching/

> We learned that volatility is slightly higher than any normal trading day, volume is higher than normal, quadruple witching day is a bearish day, quadruple witching week is bullish, and that the last hour of quadruple watching day is bearish.

Also for the week after quad witching:
>The average gain is a negative 0.05% per trade and the win rate is 42%. As you could imagine, this is significantly lower than any random week. However, it’s worth noting that both March and December show very positive gains. It’s June and September that are the culprits with -0.57 and -0.75 returns respectively. If we are only invested during those two months the equity curve looks like this

[Anonymous No.49736691]

>>49736625
>I swear it’s you, I, 10 bots and 3 shills from Russia, China and Israel that make up this entire website.
And a schizo.

Night gents.

[Anonymous No.49736695]

>>49736373
How are they this retarded? Like seriously. How is it possible?

[Anonymous No.49736749]

>>49736684
You say that like it’s a bad thing and China was right? Pic definitely related.

[Anonymous No.49736759]

>>49736695
when have policy makers ever not been retarded? they are making decisions that will result in short-term public favor. the average normie will absolutely take a $1000 check today without care for what happens tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49736773]

>>49736749
>heh US didn't do it
>heh US did do it what are you gonna do about it
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>wtf why are those people trying to kill us we're the good guys!!!

[Anonymous No.49736781]

>>49736686
So, then im right arent i?
thats what im getting from reading that

[Anonymous No.49736792]

>>49736773
Cope commie faggot. All gommies deserve death.

[Anonymous No.49736802]

Europe is about to shit the bed

[Anonymous No.49736808]

Why tf does the Bart always happen.

[Anonymous No.49736809]

>>49736773
>>49736684
>Hands that want to eat your dog typed this in hopes of a higher credit score from their tyrant masters.

[Anonymous No.49736813]

>>49736684
Color revolutions didn't happen until after the cold war

[Anonymous No.49736857]

Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.49736865]

>>49736781
Yes and it's June so next week is also bearish.

[Anonymous No.49736867]

>>49735879
quite so, good lad. quite so.

[Anonymous No.49736888]

>>49736686
>quadruple witching week is bullish
Yup. So bullish.

[Anonymous No.49736892]

Market lookin kinda sus frfr

[Anonymous No.49736924]

>>49736888
Apparently not this time. So what if next week it pumps even slightly unlike on a typical post-quad witching June week just because we already dumped?

[Anonymous No.49736971]

>>49736684
Wow anouther color revolution in a commie utopia, the CIA must be really good at convincing people to revolt against the best system ever. Too bad China can't get the US people to color revolution against terrible Capitalism.

[Anonymous No.49736986]

fuck bobo!

[Anonymous No.49737010]

>>49736986
ew, mumu

[Anonymous No.49737012]

>>49736971
Dont be so sure mufufufu >>49736167

[Anonymous No.49737022]

I fucked up my entry into SVIX so bad. Originally I bought it as a hedge for my UVIX position that paid off and now I‘m bagholding SVIX. Should’ve waited much longer to go short VIX but I didn’t want to gamble on the FOMC which turned out to be the right idea but I still didn’t break even. Should’ve bought puts into the retard pump or went long VIX. How do I cope? Sell calls against SVIX?

[Anonymous No.49737037]

>>49736573
>>49736587

China being dicks doesn't mean US is not also dicks. There's no good guys, frens. That's a fuckin marvel movie not reality. Maybe take it easy in the MSM you consume. Shit's bad for you, you'll grow man-tits from the estrogen.

[Anonymous No.49737042]

>>49736971
>China can't get the US people to color revolution against terrible Capitalism.

CIA can with niggers and their peaceful protests.

[Anonymous No.49737058]

>>49737042
Lol no that's just the way they are anon

[Anonymous No.49737059]

>>49737022
If it doesn't pump today dump it, going to get much worse

[Anonymous No.49737066]

>>49736363
I'm pretty sure is about celebrating faggots.

[Anonymous No.49737069]

>>49737022
Just hold a couple weeks we're due for a good pump before the next leg down

[Anonymous No.49737087]

>>49737058
Sure BLM are organized by normal blacks just behaving the way they are naturally, no way Jews are behind it. I love the sovereign nation state of Israel

[Anonymous No.49737098]

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/16/economy/swiss-interest-rates/index.html

If you are still long you are unironically fucking retarded and deserve what's coming.

You didn't short late march, that's fine, not everyone shorts the top. You didn't short 21st april, that's fine, there's still profit to be made. You didn't short 30th may-7th june, what is wrong with you buddy?
You didn't short since 7th june?
You didn't short yesterday?
You're not going to short today?

You deserve to lose your money. Win rate is king in stock market and you are a stupendously retarded motherfucker intentionally crippling his win rate.

[Anonymous No.49737114]

>>49737087
>BLM are organized by normal blacks
BLM is not organized, BLM is a bunch of looting chimps. It's no more organized than a swarm of monkeys chimping out.

[Anonymous No.49737142]

>>49737098
>"dude just short after 20-30 percent losses on the indices, my puts are going to short squeeze to the moon #ApesNotCovering"

[Anonymous No.49737147]

>>49737098
options expire today and swiss news is old news, guess why we had massive selloff yesterday? if you don't take profit off of like -10% week you are the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen and the bear market rally will hopefully fuck you over

[Anonymous No.49737160]

I am on a 10 day gains fast (zero green days)

How long is the one you are on now?

[Anonymous No.49737185]

>>49737098
its priced in, my grandma knows about the recession

[Anonymous No.49737204]

>>49737142
>>49737147
>line only goes up
Exactly what I'm talking about.
See you on today's close you fucking exuberant retards.

[Anonymous No.49737208]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49737211]

oil was rektd yesterday. i went from profit to loss on my oil.

[Anonymous No.49737216]

NIGGERS TONGUE MY HERPE RIDDLED COCK. FUCK YA GAYSEX BROS. PEANUT HUNTED TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.49737241]

>>49737204
>line only goes down
you're so fucking stupid this is why I'm not a bobo at this point in the market cycle, bobo's are what bulls were acting like right before the market turned into a bears market.

[Anonymous No.49737253]

>>49737211
buy nrgu when it settles, theres no fucking way COP and OXY stay sub 10 pe

[Anonymous No.49737264]

siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.49737294]

>>49737241

If oil isn't back down to 60-70$ the Fed isn't done trying to kill the market and with so much leverage and zombification they can do so easily.

It's gonna take a real capitulation and bigtime layoffs like 2008. They know that and that's the plan. We are close to the bottom chronologically, but not in percentage terms.

[Anonymous No.49737329]

>>49737294
Fed already accepted they can't control commodity inflation, did you not hear jpow say that on wednesday? dow is under 30K, biden is going to suck mohammed bin salmon's cock for welfare oil, everyone knows ukraine is about to be forced to surrender territory to end this war since they can't actually win it and we want russian goods back. You've had a good bear market, its ending. Be like Dr. Michael J Burry if you want to though, holding out for your epic for the win short lmao.

[Anonymous No.49737332]

>>49737241
The line only has momentum down you dumb fuck, why would it go up? Who feels good about buying stocks right now?

[Anonymous No.49737338]

>>49737332
THE BOTTOM?

[Anonymous No.49737342]

>>49737329
>since they can't actually win it
They are literally winning. They're a week away from taking Kherson.

[Anonymous No.49737373]

is biden admin trying to hurt oil so the market doesnt crash?

[Anonymous No.49737376]

>>49737332
>"l-line only goes down, its not the bottom because people still feel bad about buying stocks, if people felt good about buying stocks that would be the time to buy, I'm a really good investor btw I'm just like the man who owns Warren's Buffet"
If I traded based on what general sentiment was I'd be bagholding SOXL at 70.

[Anonymous No.49737386]

>>49737376
>he does not know of how things are rn

[Anonymous No.49737400]

>>49737342
Did you hear this from The Ghost of Kiev? Russians are moving people in to replace the hohols lmfao
>>49737386
>"Trust me buy SQQQ at 66 its going to be the next GameStop"

[Anonymous No.49737427]

>>49737400
The "how much lower can it go?" is a literal market fallacy.
The answer is: lower.

[Anonymous No.49737432]

>>49737400
See historic PE of the stock market and stock market value to GDP for the last 10 years then come back.

[Anonymous No.49737434]

>>49737332
>Who feels good about buying stocks right now?
literally the reason why you should buy now.
besides that who would feel confident if one catalyst like China opening, Brandon pivots to oil, cease fire Ukraine are all ripping the market up? China/supply chain is the most likely rally catalyst. you're retarded to think line only goes down in a bear market

[Anonymous No.49737441]

>>49737329

LOL yes they absolutely can. If they push dxy to 110 and put a shit load of people out of work oil demand will collapse. JPow just can't SAY that.

[Anonymous No.49737471]

Permabulltards getting heemed again and again like pic related and they think today will be green again.

[Anonymous No.49737473]

>>49737332
i dont think the bottom is in yet but then its buy time.

[Anonymous No.49737483]

>>49737216
yup, back to bed

[Anonymous No.49737488]

>>49736359
do shills really believe this? you're expendable cannon fodder that gets disappeared by the secret police and run over by tanks

[Anonymous No.49737513]

Bull bros... We got to cocky... Our pumps aren't working...

[Anonymous No.49737526]

Why do you niggers do this? I needed to keep linking back through threads until Tuesday to find some shit someone said about coding challenges

https://leetcode.com/

[Anonymous No.49737528]

>>49737427
>"Its going to crater because I think it is, you're so stupid for not buying my inverse bags at 130 percent of what I paid for them"
>>49737432
Past performance does not indicate future results
>>49737441
no they can't, you're delusional, refineries are running at 94 percent capacity and opec isn't even sticking to their low production increases. this nonsense about demand destruction and "they're going to make everyone unemployed so gas goes down to a dollar!" is why I'm not listening to bobos at this stage, midterms are coming up and dems are already on the ropes, do you think they're just going to get everyone on unemployment again to seethe at them online? There is no demand destruction, Fed can't control commodity inflation when there are shortages of literally everything. Only way his rate hikes will do anything for gas prices is if they're combined with saudi welfare oil and/or trade with russia resumes.

[Anonymous No.49737541]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ve1iqh/hi_im_22_years_old_and_i_invested_on_visa_tsla/

This is the bottom. Buy now.

[Anonymous No.49737544]

>>49735162
30 years later, the guy in the OP pic is now a family man

[Anonymous No.49737548]

>>49737528
its not about past perfomance you mongoloid its about fair value trough history, the PE valuation of right now is near 2000. com bubble crash, do you not get it?

[Anonymous No.49737560]

>>49737471
Biden's fake faggot "I'm a le moderate" shit died the second he FUDed oil, Obama didn't even have the balls to ruin the energy sector like that

[Anonymous No.49737564]

>>49737528
Cope faggot I already made good money shorting and I'm about to make more. All I'm trying to do is to get you permaMumu faggots to make money too.

[Anonymous No.49737571]

>>49737567
>>49737567
>>49737567
NEW

[Anonymous No.49737589]

>>49737544

Who knocked up his beard?

[Anonymous No.49737619]

>>49737548
>muh history
>"i-its not about past performance"
lmao
>>49737564
>"c-cope, I'm not mad at all that you've pointed out how stupid my argument is, I'm going to keep doing the same thing expecting to win regardless of all evidence to the contrary!"
lmao