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49730385 No.49730385 [Reply] [Original]

For me its pay day. Its the day the workers receive what they deserve. It is my favorite day because, when I give them the check, I like to hold onto the envelope just a little too hard.

You can usually feel when someone tugs something in your hand and your brain automatically releases what youre holding. It takes years of practice to be able to delay that natural reaction by just a split second. Not too long of course, theres a sweet zone of deniability.

But during that moment, that savory moment, you can see an infinity of quiet desperation painted on their face. Their eyes look at your hand, then they look at you, filled with fear and primal terror. In that... moment....I am their air. I am their water. I am food and shelter. I am their lord.... and.... just for a second, a split second... they are not sure if they should kneel and worship me.

During these sweet eternal moments I like to fill my mind with thoughts of my ancestors. Not my blood ancestors, or maybe they are, but I am mostly thinking about my spiritual ancestors. Commanders. Royals. Masters. Thousands of years of slavery, torture, and rape bestowed on the subhumans - not because they deserved it, but because it was RIGHT!

When I am giving a cheque to a male worker, I like to think of the rite of Prima Noctis. I DESERVE to have his wife first, because I am his LEADER. He should only go where I have gone before! My face is suffused with the rightness of it, and the rage at being prevented from partaking. Does he see?

When I am giving a cheque to a female worker and she spends that eternal moment staring at my rage, tears misting her eyes, she finally knows. In that moment I am taking her, not gently, however I want. Understanding fills her like my rigid penis would, and the thought both scares and excites her. I like to believe that they leave my office wet.

Sometimes I wonder what they see, in that split second, when they look at me. Do they see my thoughts written in my expression?

>> No.49730556

nice pasta faggot. what business just hands you an envelope with cash at the end of the month?

>> No.49730633

>>49730385
i simply email all my employees 1 btc every day question asked
everyone deserves everything dont let bobo tell you otherwise doge to $1

>> No.49730676

>>49730556
The kind that doesnt have a literacy requirement

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>>49730556
OP said check

>> No.49732290

>>49730676
So you are jewish huh? How can i tell?

>> No.49732292

>>49730385
you're the kind of guy who loses his business in a lawsuit..

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Any business owners want to give me advice? I'm working on a videogame. I have the music, art, and programming all done and am opening up an LLC to sell the title under. Anything you could recommend to a first time business starter?

>> No.49733085

>>49730385
Meanwhile they have direct deposit and most of their payment is on credit from you needing to take out loans for wages. Everyones a slave.

>> No.49733426

>>49732292
>>49732290
lol butthurt