/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL:

[Anonymous No.49720314]

>Brokers
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
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>Free charts:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Nigger Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous:>>49719089

[Anonymous No.49720336]

balls

[Anonymous No.49720339]

Don't care, I just DCA into TQQQ

[Anonymous No.49720342]

ROLLING FOR SUB 30K CLOSE AND SUB 28K CLOSE TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.49720346]

>>49720314
what should I buy before close? XLE?

[Anonymous No.49720349]

I fucking hate my life. I have no job no savings no gf and nobody loves me. :(

[Anonymous No.49720354]

>pumps this fake
>still not at 30k DJI
Tonight Nihei is going to be peak popcorn material

[Anonymous No.49720355]

>>49720346
PEP, trust me

[Anonymous No.49720358]

Just hold your stocks and DCA

[Anonymous No.49720367]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

[Anonymous No.49720370]

Enterprising bros, let's fucking gooooo

[Anonymous No.49720369]

>DOW is ending under 30k today
how this maek u feel?

[Anonymous No.49720375]

BOND AND OIL CHADS

[Anonymous No.49720376]

Anyone have an idea what could happen with the BoJ decision tomorrow and how it will affect the yen and US equities?

[Anonymous No.49720377]

theyve got 7 minutes to get this back over 30k
do they even have enough buttons and levers to do this?

[Anonymous No.49720379]

>>49720342
BEAR GANG
>BEAR GANG

[Anonymous No.49720381]

>>49720349
This is me except I have a lot of moneu saved and idk when to buy

[Anonymous No.49720382]

[Anonymous No.49720393]

>>49720339
You shouldn't buy penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.49720395]

surely they won't let the DOW close below 30k right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.49720401]

Well /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49720403]

Xth for HOGS stablecoin

[Anonymous No.49720407]

>>49720314
5 MINUTES OF SAVAGE ANAL RAPE IS STILL ON THE CLOCK
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RESUME "NORMAL" RECTAL FUNCTION POST CLOSE

DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS WAS RAPE PRACTICE
THE REAL FIRST ROUND OF RAPEFEST STARTS TOMORROW
HOPE YOU ARE READY
THIS WAS JUST FOREPLAY

[Anonymous No.49720409]

>15.59% down on way-OTM UVXY puts
>64 days left to expiration
>cost basis: $2.08 lmfao
I am very smart and not mentally ill or desperately gambling at all.

[Anonymous No.49720408]

Buy soxl at close?

[Anonymous No.49720410]

>>49720349
>. I have no job no savings no gf and nobody loves me. :(

I have none of that either plus I’m being gang stalked and I still love my life

[Anonymous No.49720411]

>>49720349

[Anonymous No.49720413]

>>49720382
>1-800-LIGMA-XD

[Anonymous No.49720414]

Reminder not to short American stocks. If you want to maximize gains, swim alongside mega hedge funds like Bridgewater and short European stocks. Europe is ten times more fucked than the US is for a number of reasons, and the stock prices will reflect that

[Anonymous No.49720420]

>>49720376
>if they blink (ie rates go up finally) their stocks are fucked, the US stocks are fucked worse
>if they don't, yen is FUCKED, JP10Y is FUUUUUUUCKED, USDJPY goes to like 150 overnight

[Anonymous No.49720428]

TIS BUT A SCRATCH
WE NEED BLOOD BEFORE WE GO UP, NOT A PAPERCUT

[Anonymous No.49720429]

Check the gaps on spy.

[Anonymous No.49720431]

Ready for a nice pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49720434]

Why are (((big investors))) and (((investment companies))) manipulating the stock market again?

(((They))) keep playing games and screwing us.

PUMP & DUMP

PUMP & DUMP

PUMP & DUMP

[Anonymous No.49720437]

dont look now but the dxy is forming the bottom of the handle for the cup and handle. watch it break out, violently, towards 120 before the end of summer. then we retrace a bit before mooning to 150 as the final act of the dxy powerhouse.

[Anonymous No.49720438]

>>49720414
This is what I imagine people from West Virginia look like.

[Anonymous No.49720441]

>>49720414
are there any bear etfs for europe?

[Anonymous No.49720445]

>>49720409
uvxy puts print money 99% of the time and you legit picked a twice in a decade WORST TIME to do it
lmao

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49720448]

>>49720358
I will thanks

[Anonymous No.49720451]

>>49720375
Bond vigilantes getting heemed

[Anonymous No.49720456]

>>49720376
>>49720420
actually JP10Y is fucked in both cases, it's just what do you want to collapse along with it, stonks or yen

[Anonymous No.49720459]

Is this the b*ttom?

[Anonymous No.49720461]

I need soxl at 35 at least this year bros...

[Anonymous No.49720468]

>>49720451
Bond vigilantes do not exist

[Anonymous No.49720475]

>>49720408
Back to the pit where you belong vile creature you belong in the same circle as the cryptobuyers!

[Anonymous No.49720476]

>>49720401
sure once we hit bottom, but that will take a long while

[Anonymous No.49720478]

>>49720349
Why do you come here then? This thread is for rich people

[Anonymous No.49720481]

>>49720459
the chart looks like its hovering over a new low to me

[Anonymous No.49720482]

>>49720437
>t. brainlet

[Anonymous No.49720488]

>>49720429
what are these "gaps" you talk about mumu?

[Anonymous No.49720489]

Just buy the dip, you retards

AMD is at fucking 81 again. Basically where it was two years ago. It's free money

[Anonymous No.49720490]

>>49720459
you are the bottom

[Anonymous No.49720496]

JAPAN IMPLODES TONIGHT

TOMORROW WE FEAST ON RED

[Anonymous No.49720498]

>"Just hold bro."

[Anonymous No.49720500]

[Anonymous No.49720504]

>>49720445
THE BEST PART IS

I was going to long it when it went below $12, but decided buying puts would be safer because it ALWAYS goes down. IT ISNT THE REAL RECESSION YET RIGHT it is

[Anonymous No.49720505]

>>49720459
For the week yes

[Anonymous No.49720506]

>>49720461
Hehe
Not happening this decade bro

[Anonymous No.49720509]

NDQ sub 10k EOM.
If not EOW lol

[Anonymous No.49720511]

Oil refuses to die.

[Anonymous No.49720518]

[Anonymous No.49720520]

Hnnng soxl is 13 today.

[Anonymous No.49720523]

2 MINUTE WARNING

[Anonymous No.49720530]

>-4.19% on NASDAQ
lmaothxjerome

[Anonymous No.49720536]

>>49720488
Daily on Dec 1, almost 1% gap

[Anonymous No.49720538]

>>49720438
Take the neckpill

[Anonymous No.49720540]

Rate my DJI 1Y chart

[Anonymous No.49720542]

PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP

[Anonymous No.49720545]

>>49720490
DA FED CAN SOCK ME

[Anonymous No.49720552]

PPT GOING IN HARD HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49720555]

Is that my girl Emma?

[Anonymous No.49720557]

>>49720523
lets see em get this over 30k for the wagies only for it to bottomless pit AH

[Anonymous No.49720558]

>>49720511
What has changed in the supply and demand situation we're in for it to die?

[Anonymous No.49720564]

>>49720518

[Anonymous No.49720568]

3666 end?

[Anonymous No.49720570]

>>49720488
"when a stock price gap is observed, by a chance of 91.4% it will get filled in the future."

[Anonymous No.49720573]

-4.17% THAT WAS AN OKAY EFFORT BUT I EXPECT IT TO BE DOWN MUCH DEEPER TOMORROW

CLEAN YOURSELVES OFF YOU DIRTY BITCHES
GOOD RAPE PRACTICE
ILL SEE YOU ALL HERE TOMORROW
MY GOD YOU ARE ALL SO WEAK
SO USED UP
DRAINED
HOW HUMILIATING
SEE YA TOMORROW
DONT FORGET TO DROP OFF MUMINA FOR THE WEEKEND
SHE LIKES TO LAUGH AT HOW WEAK YOU WITH ME

[Anonymous No.49720579]

>>49720498
These bitches aren't even that hot now that I look at them

[Anonymous No.49720582]

Opened a few 1/20/23 appl 130 calls while they’re cheap to catch some summer/fall copium rallies to sell covered calls off of

[Anonymous No.49720591]

>>49720459
yes. the fed hiked now so they won't have to hike later. recession priced in, six months bear market over see you at the next top

[Anonymous No.49720592]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49720593]

>>49720314
Fed policy is the only thing that's going to drive stonks for a long time.

[Anonymous No.49720595]

Rough day today.

[Anonymous No.49720601]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk
I CAN SEE THE BUZZARDS I CAN HEAR THE CROWS 1 MORE MINUTE TO GO
AND NOW IM SWINGING AND HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49720600]

ITS OVER DOW SUB 30K
ITS OVER DOW SUB 30K
ITS OVER DOW SUB 30K

[Anonymous No.49720607]

WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM? I GO SEX YOUR MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.49720609]

>DOW sub 30k
it's over

[Anonymous No.49720610]

>just dropped 10k into soxl

[Anonymous No.49720614]

>yet A N O T H E R day of oil gaining and tech dumping
I suffer.
At least I caught a largemouth bass today.

[Anonymous No.49720616]

>>49720555
HHNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.49720621]

>>49720538
Is this the GOAT /sp/ webm?

[Anonymous No.49720622]

>>49720570
>there is a gap on aapl at .23 that has never been filled

[Anonymous No.49720630]

IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S PRICED IN
>IT'S PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.49720634]

what do people mean by quad witching tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49720636]

>>49720349
I love you, Anon. And I feel the same way about the no gf part. Wish I could cuddle you in a manly way, receiving a human touch is healing.

[Anonymous No.49720637]

BULLS ARE SO FUCKING ANGRY LMAO

[Anonymous No.49720639]

>>49720573
Bulls don't have udders

[Anonymous No.49720642]

Bought the Soxl dip
>Inb4 single digits tommorow

[Anonymous No.49720644]

>>49720600
they tried so fucking hard to get it over in the last 10 minutes
expecting a blood bath AH and once japan goes armageddon tonight

[Anonymous No.49720645]

NDQ -4%
Sub 10k SOON

[Anonymous No.49720647]

>>49720570
There are unfilled up gaps in 2020

[Anonymous No.49720658]

Yes...yes, Bobo you win today.... HOWEVER

[Anonymous No.49720670]

WEW LADS OPTIONS EXPIRATION IS TOMORROW LAMO

[Anonymous No.49720673]

>have $330k invested right now
>have $200k cash
what to do? sell? or just buy dips?

[Anonymous No.49720674]

massively green day for my portfolio. perfect markets.

[Anonymous No.49720680]

>>49720555
Old pic

[Anonymous No.49720683]

DING DING DING

Down 10%. I sold more AMD and FB puts. I will continue to do so in the future as well. Tomorrow I might look at some healthy dividend stocks that I could pick up.
Buy good companies when others are fearful for no reason.

How did (You) do?

[Anonymous No.49720684]

>Nasdaq 100 now almost -32% YTD
Predictions for EOY percentages?

[Anonymous No.49720685]

>>49720621

[Anonymous No.49720686]

>>49720639
>what is a strap-on udder for humiliation
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49720689]

>>49720639
Because they’re not bulls anymore THEYRE FAT COWS AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49720690]

>>49720634
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp
Basically, volatility to make your eyes bleed and your heart stop

[Anonymous No.49720695]

>>49720634
Options contracts have different structures based on time. A bunch of them, especially long term, expire tomorrow, which usually means all kinds of fuckery.

[Anonymous No.49720698]

>>49720349
sounds like it only gets better from here :)

[Anonymous No.49720707]

the resistance held for the spx500 3660- 3655. Might stall here for a bit.

[Anonymous No.49720713]

>>49720689
Is moomoo a tranny?

[Anonymous No.49720717]

>>49720683
Up 46%, this has been a good week

[Anonymous No.49720722]

Oh man oh man oh man. I absolutely BET that Big Money is going to flip the trade and Long the market tomorrow. I'm all CASH ready to buy in.

[Anonymous No.49720724]

>>49720674
Perfect markets would have been a 29999/3666/10666 final check

[Anonymous No.49720726]

Why are futes so much lower than presentutes

[Anonymous No.49720732]

Me making enough money in the bull market to really get going and to then have the prescience to pull out and put it all into inverse-leveraged ETFs right as the bear market was recognized is how I know that things aren't going to wind up being bad enough for me to come out a multimillionaire. I'm pretty smart and lucky, but I'm not *that* smart and lucky.

[Anonymous No.49720734]

>>49720685
>gay ass manbun
Gay

[Anonymous No.49720735]

>>49720461

It will be. After a 1:10 reverse split

[Anonymous No.49720742]

>>49720685
I meant idunbelieveit being the GOAT.

[Anonymous No.49720752]

>>49720726
You mean pasts right?

[Anonymous No.49720770]

>>49720349
>we dont need jobs where we are heading anon
I hope you have the guts to kill to eat
it is gonna be much much crazier and bloody than the wild west post collapse
never forget that mr shekelberg did this to you

[Anonymous No.49720772]

>>49720684
-75%

America is dead. People will only buy gold backed Ruble Russian stocks and Chinese companies. The Fed will outlaw purchase of stocks and short sell the SP500

[Anonymous No.49720773]

Were these threads just constant nonstop bitching about a fake and gay pump during 2012 - 2021. I've only ever known bobo posting on here.

[Anonymous No.49720774]

>>49720634
spooky price action during power/sour hour on the witchy witch day.

[Anonymous No.49720784]

>>49720752
You talking about the pastutes? Nah they were much higher

[Anonymous No.49720785]

>>49720349
Chin up faggot, take a shower, get a job, make more money, get back in the game, and this is the really important rule, find a fat girl who loves you but has attachment issues so she will never leave you. EZ PZ

[Anonymous No.49720786]

>DING
DING
>DING
DING
>DING
DING
>DING
DING
>DING
HOW DID you DO TODAY?

[Anonymous No.49720803]

>>49720734
That’s not a man bun it’s a samurai haircut

[Anonymous No.49720811]

>>49720684
looking to make QQQ look like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.49720812]

>>49720773
2020 started it all. Before QE infinity started in 2019 there was actual company discussion.

[Anonymous No.49720817]

>>49720734
He's a weeb lol, not a s o yboy
>>49720742
Still one of the best >WMMA fights I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.49720820]

>>49720713
Only where it counts ;)

[Anonymous No.49720821]

>>49720786
I HAVE NO MONEY

[Anonymous No.49720828]

>>49720717
72% for me, very good being a bobo right now.

[Anonymous No.49720829]

>>49720784
Ah my bad I was talking about the second by second pasts.

[Anonymous No.49720833]

>>49720726
because shit was manipulated at close to prevent a panic
look at the absolute massive red dildo right at 4pm

[Anonymous No.49720834]

How to turn $30 into $1700 in a week (put expires tomorrow)

[Anonymous No.49720837]

it's actually fucking over

[Anonymous No.49720851]

THE BOTTOM IS IN

THE BOTTOM IS IN

THE BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.49720859]

>>49720785
sticking your dick in a fat girl is so satisfying

[Anonymous No.49720860]

>>49720670
Sold all my puts expiring tomorrow at 100% profit. I am not playing their jewish game.

[Anonymous No.49720861]

3666.76

[Anonymous No.49720864]

plz bounce

[Anonymous No.49720866]

>>49720786
My portfolio of 100% SQQQ is doing decently

[Anonymous No.49720870]

FRIENDLY FUCKING REMINDER
TODAY WAS THE GOOD DAY
FRIDAY WILL BE WORSE
NEXT WEEK IS THE START OF CAPITULATION
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
BUY GUNS
BUY AMMO
START A GARDEN
PREPARE TO EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS

[Anonymous No.49720873]

>>49720634
there will be an explosion of volatility

[Anonymous No.49720878]

>>49720851
we're dropping much much lower

[Anonymous No.49720877]

>BUDDY LOOK AT ADOBE

[Anonymous No.49720880]

>>49720851
Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49720892]

>>49720870
tomorrow will be green

[Anonymous No.49720893]

>>49720851
>>49720861
it is verifiably the bottom
it rhymes with the '08 bottomo

[Anonymous No.49720900]

>>49720683
I should have shorted on June 10th. I got worried about that big gap and it seemed like a really big move to jump in on. Oh well. /cashgang/ will do for now.

[Anonymous No.49720905]

>>49720786

[Anonymous No.49720907]

>>49720864
is it even possible to do TA on a 3x ETF?

[Anonymous No.49720913]

Japan's fucked huh.

[Anonymous No.49720923]

>>49720877
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49720929]

Watch & Learn.

[Anonymous No.49720940]

>>49720861
>Couldn't drop that last dime for a yuge get

Pathetic, market makers.

[Anonymous No.49720944]

>>49720786
I made 74$ in my fun account

[Anonymous No.49720950]

>>49720913
japshit is fucking CHEAP
https://yumeji.club/product/illyap/
>35% discount since 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.49720951]

>>49720349
>>49720785
There’s literally nothing I can think of that’s more cringe than some genetic dead end social outcast low status loser trying to “self improve” to fit into society. It’s like they’re so far off the mark I don’t even know where to begin with them. The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider “normal” just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to “self improve” to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There’s no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no “self improvement” necessary. That’s what happens when you’re not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don’t ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don’t have a single friend or you’ve never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don’t devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a couple girlfriends and FWBs in high school and college, then a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it’s probably because you’re complete genetic shit.

[Anonymous No.49720963]

>>49720877
ITS DOWN OVER 5% AND ITS EARNINGS Q2 DAY FOR THEM

[Anonymous No.49720965]

>>49720607
BASTERD BICH, WHO THE FUCK REDEEMED?

[Anonymous No.49720966]

>>49720913
Somethings big fucked in the bond markets right now. Might be Japan, but this is not normal at all, we about to drill

[Anonymous No.49720969]

>adbe
I don't feel so good mumu bros...

[Anonymous No.49720970]

we just have to survive until next month when they hike rates another 75 bps and then announce a pause on rate hikes

[Anonymous No.49720982]

>>49720951
Stale faggot pasta, go suck a cock homo

[Anonymous No.49720986]

>>49720833
>look at the absolute massive red dildo right at 4pm

[Anonymous No.49720985]

>>49720913
God, I'm going to buy so many Katana and Mazdas.

[Anonymous No.49720984]

where were you when japan started the next global financial crisis

[Anonymous No.49720987]

how do you hedge against higher interest rates?

[Anonymous No.49721005]

>>49720984
what am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.49721021]

DELUSIONAL MUMU'S AND BOBO'S FUCK OFF FOR ONE SECOND
Are we about to dive into 2008 part 2 or great depression 2.0?

It certainly feels that way

[Anonymous No.49721022]

>>49720907
Look at AMD or NVDA, they're the same just scaled.

[Anonymous No.49721027]

BUDDY LOOK AT ADOBE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49721031]

>>49720987
guns, ammo and nothing to lose

[Anonymous No.49721032]

>>49721021
I dont see why.

[Anonymous No.49721034]

The jews did this.

[Anonymous No.49721044]

>>49721005
its the beginning of the end, coupled with swiss shenanigans last night, tonight is going to be maximum comfy for volatility farmers

[Anonymous No.49721046]

>>49720984
No way that’s real right...

[Anonymous No.49721047]

>>49721005
JP10Y, it increased 80% within 1 hour this morning
They're about to finally hike rates to positive and nuke their stock market and 10 year bonds, or they're about to ignore the fact that they can no longer control bonds and nuke the yen and the 10 year bonds
Coming to a thread near you, tonight

[Anonymous No.49721062]

>>49721021
you wish it will be a great depression

[Anonymous No.49721064]

>>49720987
You build a time machine and go back to march 2020 when they turned the moneyprinter on full speed. Then you sell when they start raising rates.

That was your inflation hedge. Now you're too late

[Anonymous No.49721067]

>Japan's fucked
>America's about to drill
>Bitcoin is 20.9k

Here we go!

[Anonymous No.49721068]

Should I be doubling the amount of stocks I buy during a bear market go from 10% to 20% of my income in stocks?

[Anonymous No.49721073]

>>49721005
the end of financial lending in Japan

[Anonymous No.49721077]

>>49720982
get fucked, i genuinely find enjoyment of seeing others off themselves and do what ever i can to push them over that edge

[Anonymous No.49721078]

>>49721021
>about to

Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.49721083]

>>49721021
it's supposed to feel that way.

[Anonymous No.49721089]

UEC outperforming the broad market today, I think we're close to uranium decoupling

[Anonymous No.49721093]

>>49721062
It would certainly make for some fun times to witness a fullscale global collapse
id be lying if i wasnt hoping for it just a little bit
I dont expect to survive it but id love to see some kino before i die

[Anonymous No.49721096]

>>49721047
This means nothing for the American stock market you weeb incel

[Anonymous No.49721100]

>>49720786
Made bank from SPY and SOXL puts.

[Anonymous No.49721106]

>>49720951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaStAR7hz_s

[Anonymous No.49721127]

>>49720786
-2%
I'm beating the market!

[Anonymous No.49721131]

>>49721096
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/15/japan-surpasses-china-as-largest-foreign-holder-of-us-treasurys.html

[Anonymous No.49721147]

Is this the anime recession of 2022?

[Anonymous No.49721154]

I know everyone is memeing about being a home owner, but don't buy a fixer upper. Just don't, I'm out 15k on new siding and windows, 8k for a new roof, and I've still gotta sheetrock this bitch.

[Anonymous No.49721157]

This is a totally organic market and stock prices are completely random. The markets are efficient and there is no conspiracy where a chosen select few want to control all of the world's money and resources.

[Anonymous No.49721162]

>>49721131
>>49721096
and more recent
https://ticdata.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/tic/Documents/mfh.txt

[Anonymous No.49721166]

>>49721147
It is the winter of our discontent.

[Anonymous No.49721172]

I took $3k and shorted the Euro with x75 leverage, wish me luck lads. It's all going to shit, but it's the $ that's going to be the last one off the titanic

[Anonymous No.49721186]

>>49720314
I'VE GOT ANOTHER RECESSION WAGE, I'M THE FOOL

THE BEARS THE BEARS THE BEARS THE BEARS

[Anonymous No.49721189]

>>49721147
Now all we need is someone to draw a cute bear kemonomimi girl as recession-chan

[Anonymous No.49721203]

>>49720893
The bottom looks exactly the same with these gappy candles

[Anonymous No.49721204]

>>49721157
i mean we just a window into how crooked this shit really is with that SIDU pump

[Anonymous No.49721205]

>>49721154
You can do the Sheetrock yourself. It isn’t hard at all. Look it up on YouTube. Possibly the easiest thing to do.

[Anonymous No.49721208]

>>49721154
>he bought a dogshit house that needed a new roof PLUS siding and windows
idiot

[Anonymous No.49721213]

When will SPY do a 10-1 split so I can trade cheap options on it?

[Anonymous No.49721215]

N

[Anonymous No.49721219]

WTF is going on

https://twitter.com/franxstrax/status/1535516000069754880

[Anonymous No.49721227]

>buy stocks for 50k
>one month later they're worth 30k
how do I cope with knowing that if I had waited a month I could have saved 40%

[Anonymous No.49721234]

>>49721215
eed waifu

[Anonymous No.49721236]

>>49721205
>Possibly the easiest thing to do.
its fucking miserable, especially if you're doing ceilings
fuck
that

[Anonymous No.49721254]

>>49721032
I hope you’re joking, because if you aren’t then it’s going to be a rough ride for you. These are the times that try men’s souls.

[Anonymous No.49721257]

>>49721219
>italy
meh

[Anonymous No.49721258]

What's going to affect the economy next according to the jews? Russian war news is almost completely forgotten and off the front page of CNN now. Trump has been on the front page again. Are they going to dump everything happening for the last 2 years and further on trump?

[Anonymous No.49721264]

I love a little cunny bunny snuggles with her tummy and her little cunny

I am glad I sold everything before the rapehikes

[Anonymous No.49721265]

>>49720907
it is when it is heavily weighted

[Anonymous No.49721269]

So Bitcorn is just a proxy for the SNP 500 now

[Anonymous No.49721274]

>>49721227
bro you just got 20k worth of loss carryover
congrats~!

[Anonymous No.49721279]

>>49721219
Uh wait hold up guys, the one thing burry is invested in is water....

[Anonymous No.49721288]

>SPX closed at 3,666.77
Oh man..

[Anonymous No.49721297]

>>49721154
Ya, unless you do professional renovation, get a turn key

[Anonymous No.49721299]

*ADOBE SEES FY REV. ABOUT $17.65B, SAW ABOUT $17.90B
*ADOBE SEES FY ADJ EPS $13.50, SAW ABOUT $13.70, EST. $13.68

[Anonymous No.49721302]

>>49721227
By not repeating the same mistake.

[Anonymous No.49721303]

Spy is up 0.022% after hours
checkmate, bobo.

[Anonymous No.49721305]

>>49721021
No
The symptoms of America's demographic collapse are starting to appear. It's the final depression, the one you don't come back from.

[Anonymous No.49721306]

>>49721269
Buttcoin has been a parasite leeching off the NASDAQ for months now except with additional downturns when another top 10 coin implodes.

[Anonymous No.49721309]

>>49721288

[Anonymous No.49721316]

>>49721189
Longing vtubers by the way. Recessions are always a boom period for entertainment.

[Anonymous No.49721332]

>>49721172
I've read countries are starting to buy oil and gas in rubles and yuans, wich would mean they could wuit dollars as a reserve currency, those dollars flooding the market and crushing its value with no survivors. Maybe it's just pro-Russian propaganda but I'd look into that.

[Anonymous No.49721343]

Kek, DOW sub 30k in AH.

[Anonymous No.49721342]

>>49721303
meanwhile my vix long is up 1.65%

[Anonymous No.49721346]

>>49720630
That’s one Leanhog

[Anonymous No.49721357]

>>49721047
Fucking finally, running on artificial negative rates should not be a solution for more than a few months max (if it's REALLY needed) and they have been running on that shit for over half a decade

[Anonymous No.49721360]

Why didn't you tell me ADBE had earnings today. I could've scalped it

[Anonymous No.49721382]

Is it dumping again tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49721384]

>>49721360
I feel like the next earnings period will induce a crash.

[Anonymous No.49721386]

>>49721093
It won’t be kino. You won’t die fast. You’ll realize the gravity of the situation and know that you don’t, in fact, want to die. You’ll find meaning in life at the very moment it will be hardest to stay alive.

[Anonymous No.49721388]

>>49721332
Yes the dollar has competition with the Yuan commodities markets. Luckily we have an intelligent system where every dollar is backed by debt.

[Anonymous No.49721390]

>>49720984
Whoa nelly.
>>49720984
It's real. lol.

[Anonymous No.49721392]

>>49721288

[Anonymous No.49721406]

>>49721382
if Japan by ANY SHRED OF IMAGINATION starts shrinking its balance sheet, it owns ~1.2 trillion of US treasury bonds, so I would expect a *massive* dump
Also something something OPEC

[Anonymous No.49721414]

Man. I'm down 10% even with SPXS being up. Feels bad. If it triples I'll cut even on everything. Assuming SCHP MO INTC don't crash more.

[Anonymous No.49721423]

OMG LOOK AT THIS AH POOOMP
SPY IS MOONING
THE SHORT HAS SQOZED

[Anonymous No.49721425]

>>49721382
we'll get a real taste when aus, jap, HSI, dax etc open
im predicting BLOOD for the BLOOD GOD

[Anonymous No.49721426]

I looked outside and saw this

[Anonymous No.49721430]

>>49721299
why am i not seeing earnings yet?

[Anonymous No.49721439]

are we going back to precovid numbers? nasdaq-9700, spx-3400 ?

[Anonymous No.49721443]

>>49721236
Get a scaffolding set and lay on your back. Ezpz. I’d much rather put sheet rock up than do plumbing or electrical.

[Anonymous No.49721458]

>>49721382
i expect we dump and then dead cat bounce monday. vix can't go over 40, we aren't at capitulation levels yet

[Anonymous No.49721459]

>>49721430
clearly adobe is

[Anonymous No.49721460]

>>49721423
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHA TAKE THAT BEARS
MUMU UP

[Anonymous No.49721472]

certain emas and Fibonacci lines are converging. Could mean that it breaks back up if the price and surpass the resistance. If not, the support may fall and we'll get another red day.

[Anonymous No.49721479]

Just remember the recession hasn’t even started yet, grab the popcorn you’re in for a lonnnngg few years

[Anonymous No.49721481]

>>49721236
just get a hoist from harbor freight and sell it on craigslist when you're done. It's easy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.49721487]

>>49721458
Monday its closed, Juneteenth

[Anonymous No.49721499]

>>49721021
Yes this does appear to be shaping up as a major crash event that we talk about for decades to come as another benchmark for future crashes to compare.

[Anonymous No.49721503]

>>49721487
dear lord...

[Anonymous No.49721519]

>>49721458
>monday
It's N ational holiday bro

[Anonymous No.49721530]

>>49721479
Two more months of red on the way

[Anonymous No.49721534]

>>49721459
so it beat top and bottom but outlook is down? we already knew this.

[Anonymous No.49721535]

>>49721487
So circuit breakers tomorrow then? We always dump on a holiday weekend

[Anonymous No.49721540]

>>49721472
That reminds me, what does everyones' horoscopes look like tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49721546]

Was this the gnomes plan all along bros?

[Anonymous No.49721548]

>>49721487
>Quad Witching the day before a holiday

[Anonymous No.49721556]

Someone please call Joe Biden and tell him to fix the economy.

I want my stocks to go up.

[Anonymous No.49721561]

I hope you guys decided to hedge a little bit by picking up a few calls, just in case

[Anonymous No.49721564]

>>49721288
>TA
I sleep
>numerology
Real shit

[Anonymous No.49721567]

>>49721535
It would be racist to dump going into Juneteenf

[Anonymous No.49721572]

>>49721487
Wtf is Juneteenth?

[Anonymous No.49721571]

>>49721479
I’m down to my final 6k. How much can I turn this into with SPY puts over the next year?

[Anonymous No.49721575]

>>49721487
nigger day is father's day.
remember when i tried to give an example of irony to you fellas

[Anonymous No.49721587]

>>49721572
Nigmas

[Anonymous No.49721599]

>>49721499
This one is going to be worse than the Great Depression. They didn’t have the money printer going at break neck speed for two years while simultaneously forcing businesses in every major city worldwide to close. I hope y’all have good friends and an even better family because shit is about to get super fucking real.

[Anonymous No.49721613]

Bros.. all I wanted was for my divy payout to be like minimum wagies pay check. Not sure I'll get there now.

[Anonymous No.49721616]

>Bitcoin still above $10k
Yeah, we are far from the bottom.

Also buy SIGA

[Anonymous No.49721620]

>>49721530
The S&P 500 was red for 8 years straight back in the 70s anon
>>49721535
Circuit breakers at some point, dependind on Japan maybe tomorrow yes. Tomorrow is also Quad witching...

[Anonymous No.49721619]

>>49721572
Pronounced: Juneteenffth. Mhm!

[Anonymous No.49721622]

>>49721572
yet another made up thing to placate niggers in the US so they stop burning down our cities and raping. It didn't work.

[Anonymous No.49721627]

who are these retards that keep buying during 1% pumps only to get dumped on by 3% dumps

[Anonymous No.49721628]

>>49721567
this

[Anonymous No.49721633]

>>49721587
Is this because of George floyd?

[Anonymous No.49721650]

>>49721627
Pigs were well trained over the past decade of "BTFD". The bald man among them.

[Anonymous No.49721653]

>>49721627
permabull conditioning over the last 13 years

[Anonymous No.49721654]

>>49721627
CNBC viewers

[Anonymous No.49721655]

>>49721587
but it is june 19, I just googled it? why do you celebrate it another day?

[Anonymous No.49721658]

>>49721572
dindu nuffin day

[Anonymous No.49721662]

>>49721627
Me. You make so much money when you buy Options right before the pump happens.

[Anonymous No.49721664]

>>49721620
The market has been schizo since 2008. It won't crab at the bottom for very long like it did in the 70s.

[Anonymous No.49721669]

>>49721633
Yes, it's the dayy George Floyd overdo- I mean died for our sins and descen- I mean ascended to heaven.

[Anonymous No.49721672]

I think I'm going to buy more SPXS as it lowers in after hours

[Anonymous No.49721675]

>>49721627
me

[Anonymous No.49721680]

>>49721655
when a federal holiday falls on a weekend they take the friday or monday off

[Anonymous No.49721686]

>>49721655
USA federal holidays are always observed on a friday or monday except thanksgiving. even if that holiday isn't on a friday or monday.

[Anonymous No.49721689]

>>49721487

You can't be serious.

Are they really closing the stock market on a made-up holiday?!

This just confirms it; (((they))) really are sabotaging the economy.

[Anonymous No.49721706]

holy shit paul ryan is on fox biz right now
remember that dude lmfao?

[Anonymous No.49721708]

>>49721669
I have very little respect for Americans left in me

[Anonymous No.49721715]

>>49721703
>>49721703
>>49721703
>>49721703
NEW

[Anonymous No.49721720]

>>49721572
Invented holiday because blacks can’t into Father’s Day

[Anonymous No.49721731]

Who's bakin?

[Anonymous No.49721734]

>>49721706
neocohens have been smugly reappearing lately as if they've won something or their "principles" have been proven correct

[Anonymous No.49721742]

>>49721708
Americans don't run America, like how Europeans don't run Europe.

[Anonymous No.49721773]

>>49721680
>>49721686
you guys are crazy, here if a national holiday is on a weekend, than bad luck and thats it

[Anonymous No.49721781]

>power hour on a quad witching the day before a 3-day weekend

are you guys ready?

[Anonymous No.49721801]

>>49721572
a made up holiday made to worship black more, because a whole month dedicated to these things isn't enough

[Anonymous No.49721809]

>>49721021
Neither, they’re gonna call this "The Great Stagflation" 15 years from now

[Anonymous No.49721843]

>>49721575
Thank god we’re open on Monday. Still, the portends are all around me. I can feel the psychosphere pulsating and reverberating. Darkness is swallowing up the light. I only find catharsis in action. My thoughts are troubled and thinking brings me pain.

[Anonymous No.49721858]

>>49721708
Americans don't run america, think anon...think who actually runs america

[Anonymous No.49721867]

>>49721575

[Anonymous No.49722031]

>>49721858
the irish