/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49719089]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49719111]

NO PREVIOUS
FORGET THE PAST

[Anonymous No.49719112]

It's finally happening

[Anonymous No.49719119]

Stop deleting the threads you retarded janny faggot.
>muh no links
Who fucking cares? Who reads them?

[Anonymous No.49719117]

first

[Anonymous No.49719122]

kindly do the needful and pump tomorrow sirs, i must redeem cheaper puts

[Anonymous No.49719124]

>>49719089
Jannie got liquidated and mad Edition?

[Anonymous No.49719129]

>>49719089
I swapped my puts for actual shares at -4% on the nasdaq and then watched everything keep dumping

[Anonymous No.49719131]

HE DOES IT FOR FREEE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49719133]

[Anonymous No.49719135]

>>49719089
How we doing y’all??

[Anonymous No.49719139]

I suffer in soxl bags

[Anonymous No.49719140]

I would make more money if I just fuckign sucked dicks for 2$ an hour instead of trading stonks.

[Anonymous No.49719143]

AAAAAHHHHH JANNIES ARE COMMITING ANOTHA SHOA ON OUR STINK MARKET THREADS AAAAAAAAHHHHH

I WANT MY TIPS BACK YOU FAGGOT JANITORS

[Anonymous No.49719142]

sasuga janny

[Anonymous No.49719148]

SMG IS DEAD THE MARKET IS DEAD I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE BROS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

[Anonymous No.49719150]

i'm scared

[Anonymous No.49719154]

they tried so hard (to keep it over 30k)
and got so far (29,500)
but in the end
it didnt even matter

[Anonymous No.49719155]

I'm down bigly today

[Anonymous No.49719156]

Janny is a stunning and beautiful trans woman.

[Anonymous No.49719157]

>>49719119
>Who fucking cares? Who reads them?

The majority. You're butthurt you got retrolled by the based mods.

[Anonymous No.49719158]

Give me a bitcoin etf to short

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49719162]

all in SOXL

[Anonymous No.49719163]

>>49719124
janny deleted linked thread for whatever reason
then deleted the no links thread because it was joking about jewish magic in the last hour of trading

long nose tribe isnt nice or frenly

[Anonymous No.49719170]

WARNING: R*DDIT IS STILL BULLISH, R*DDIT IS STILL BULLISH

[Anonymous No.49719173]

Went all in in spxs
Aigtmi?

[Anonymous No.49719177]

Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted, I was GOING to say It's incredible that GUSH is down almost 50% in the past two weeks, yet UCO is down not even 10% and rebounding.

[Anonymous No.49719178]

>>49718985
Before we were so rudely interrupted... The "official" designation of a recession is a political decision by the NBER, not 2 negative GDP quarters.

>A recession is the period between a peak of economic activity and its subsequent trough, or lowest point.

>The NBER's definition emphasizes that a recession involves a significant decline in economic activity that is spread across the economy and lasts more than a few months. In our interpretation of this definition, we treat the three criteria—depth, diffusion, and duration—as somewhat interchangeable. That is, while each criterion needs to be met individually to some degree, extreme conditions revealed by one criterion may partially offset weaker indications from another. For example, in the case of the February 2020 peak in economic activity, the committee concluded that the subsequent drop in activity had been so great and so widely diffused throughout the economy that, even if it proved to be quite brief, the downturn should be classified as a recession.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49719182]

Pay attention

[Anonymous No.49719184]

JANNY IS HAVING TONS OF GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.49719187]

I would like to point out the fact that SPY is getting close to being 25% down now

[Anonymous No.49719188]

I'm stuck in analysis paralysis, and I'm just watching my money vanish.

[Anonymous No.49719190]

>>49719131
kek

[Anonymous No.49719191]

AHHHHHHHHH NIGGER LOVING FUCK EVERYTHING I DO IS CURSED

[Anonymous No.49719195]

>>49719170
>hurr i dunno what tlel you hurr
is reddit just for certified retards?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49719196]

oh noooo we're in a recession

anyway buy the dip

[Anonymous No.49719198]

>>49719170
thank god, my puts are safe for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49719208]

>>49719170
Thanks Reddit user TheRobinhoodTrader.

[Anonymous No.49719211]

>>49719187


AND IT IS GOING EVEN LOWER

[Anonymous No.49719213]

>>49719170
BASED! SHORTING HARDER

[Anonymous No.49719217]

>>49719163
the market is collapsing

[Anonymous No.49719220]

>>49719182
Is that usually bad or usually good? Or does it just mean things are gonna get weird?

[Anonymous No.49719221]

>>49719170
Kek, proof that the only mumu posters are faghots from plebbit.

[Anonymous No.49719226]

>>49719135
I haven't lost anything yet as long as I don't sell...

[Anonymous No.49719229]

>>49719177
Same with NRGU. Such is the risk of longs (even good ones) in bear markets and rate hike/QT environments.

[Anonymous No.49719238]

> Shitty inflation
> Yurop on the verge of collapse
> Shitty prices on gas and food
> Senile President
> War in Ukraine
> China slowdown and Covid Lockdown
> Inverted yield curve
> Rate hikes

NOT. FUCKING. BUYING

[Anonymous No.49719239]

why did jews do this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM?

[Anonymous No.49719241]

>>49719089
I just panic-sold my entire portfolio while still being in the green (but only 20% of profits left from my ATH).

Let it crash. I'll be buying back in step-by-step starting next month.

[Anonymous No.49719242]

>>49719089
we are due for a meltup

[Anonymous No.49719247]

/SMG/ becomes nothing but besra and gaysex for the unforeseeable future.

[Anonymous No.49719252]

Wtf I thought selling bonds was free money

[Anonymous No.49719255]

>I'm such a rebel not giving a fuck, I will just post /smg/ without links
>gets deleted
>cries like a pampered little bitch
lmao

[Anonymous No.49719256]

>>49719187
Addicted to larva squirming in her womb.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49719257]

>he sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.49719259]

>>49719198
i don't know about tomorrow bro
i hope the expiration is further out

[Anonymous No.49719260]

XOP/GUSH right now are the most obvious buys I've seen in months.

>oil sector peaked and corrected after recent WTI spot price jumps
>compounded by this general market selloff
>now cheaper than April, when WTI had declined to $90s on the SPR news and slow implementation of Russia sanctions
>oil price still rising
>companies all starting massive buybacks
>literally not enough functioning rigs to raise production even if they wanted to
>dollar weakening after multi-month rally

[Anonymous No.49719262]

Should I long or should I short?
If you say that it will pump
I'll hold 'till the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I long or should I short?

[Anonymous No.49719265]

here they go again
just desperate to have it close over 30k

[Anonymous No.49719264]

fucking bagholders trying to meme magick the line to go up. IT WON'T GO UP FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.49719266]

>>49719255
N

[Anonymous No.49719270]

>>49719239

[Anonymous No.49719275]

FUCK WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP I JUST BOUGHT MORE PUTS

[Anonymous No.49719276]

>>49719196
It's such a meme. Like, we're in a recession *now*. Who gives a shit if in 3 months the hacks at the NBER say "yup, that was a slowdown!" Damage is done at that point.

[Anonymous No.49719281]

>>49719257
The sp500 just started being bear,ita not a bottom lmao.

[Anonymous No.49719285]

>>49719257
Looks like that hamster has seen too many bottoms

[Anonymous No.49719288]

EVERYBODY GO TO YOUR LOCAL GAY BAR AND BRING HOME 1 FAG PER WEEK.

DO YOUR DOOOTIE
>GIVE EM YOUR BOOTIE

[Anonymous No.49719290]

>>49719229
I've been in UCO instead of GUSH or NRGU and at some times you miss out on gains but overall it's held up well.

[Anonymous No.49719295]

>>49719265
"they" are covering their shorts

[Anonymous No.49719297]

>>49719260
In a y2k/2008-style crash, oil crashes along with the market and is only a good buy at the bottom (a better buy than shit like tech, which will only come back after the end of a recession/depression).

[Anonymous No.49719300]

https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI

[Anonymous No.49719305]

do i hold my amd $80 puts expiring tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49719306]

What’s going to happen after 3:30?

[Anonymous No.49719313]

>>49701000
So when is a good entry point to buy puts on COIN (again)? Tomorrow? Monday?

[Anonymous No.49719316]

Should I buy the dip? Will I regret it 6 months from now?
It's the last of the money I can put into the market.

It would bring my avg price down 25%

[Anonymous No.49719317]

Yields Peaking.
Dollar Peaking.
Energy Peaking.
Commodities Peaking.
Inflation "Transitory".
Options Expire Friday.
Market Bottoms.
Market Bears Lose Everything.
Commodity Bulls Lose Everything.
Simple Fucking As.
Watch & Learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bIz-NLajco

[Anonymous No.49719321]

>>49719306

[Anonymous No.49719323]

>>49719276
is tay tay doing porn now

[Anonymous No.49719332]

>this economy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-HOYTz-rs

[Anonymous No.49719335]

Nasdaq is now approaching the 200 week moving average. Last time it touched that line was the monster kangaroo of spring/summer 2010. The biggest dead cat in the early 08 crash bounced off this line. The story with the line on s&p is a little murkier. S&p sliced directly through the 200 week without hesitation during covid crash. It had played a role as key local support and resistance at various times prior. This line is one of the few i tend to pay fairly close attention to.

[Anonymous No.49719337]

-5.5% by eod
chekum

[Anonymous No.49719341]

>>49719306
its gonna turn 3:31

[Anonymous No.49719344]

BUY MRO PUTS FUCKERS, INFLATION IS OVER, INFLATION IS DEAD, WE GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.49719356]

>>49719313
Anytime.

[Anonymous No.49719368]

>>49719297
Oil will crash when this recession induces demand destruction. We've seen none of that yet and if you see on the graph where crude crashes, it's on the market's last big plunge, not this early. Price targets for crude are being raised, not cut as of now. I've seen conservative estimates from $140 to $160, then some from $185 to $200 too. Crude still has a bit to go and therefore so do the companies desu.

[Anonymous No.49719371]

It’s time to RApEmKld!

[Anonymous No.49719377]

I want to kms every time I look at my portfolio

[Anonymous No.49719379]

I bet Big Money is going to flip the trade and reverse the market tomorrow during OpEx.

[Anonymous No.49719384]

>>49719337
-4.2

[Anonymous No.49719387]

Just locked in a 30-year mortgage at 18.50%. Going to be a homeowner finally, pic related!

[Anonymous No.49719388]

>>49719317
New avatar, same faggot. Kys.

[Anonymous No.49719389]

I don’t believe humans are buying.

[Anonymous No.49719398]

>>49719371
Why is his arm so fucking long

[Anonymous No.49719400]

>>49719387
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.49719408]

>>49719133
Yep. Never forget.

[Anonymous No.49719409]

>>49719368
BE
FORWARD
LOOKING
FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.49719412]

>>49719297
If oil stocks crash harder, it will make for an even better buy.
However, that does not invalidate my opinion that right now, at this exact moment, is the best buying opportunity for oil stocks in months.

People who deny themselves a good entry for fear of a better entry often get neither.

[Anonymous No.49719420]

>>49719305
Never hold to expiry unless they're currently worthless

[Anonymous No.49719423]

>>49719388

[Anonymous No.49719426]

>>49719387
The Shroud of Dead Kin

[Anonymous No.49719428]

>>49719290
Yeah, sometimes it's underperforming and sometimes it's overperforming relative to GUSH. I'd've thought the SPR releases would fucked it via the front month portion but I guess it's balanced enough.

>>49719323
That would signal the start of the Golden Bull Run.

[Anonymous No.49719430]

>>49719389
hmmm,... aliens?

[Anonymous No.49719431]

>>49719150
Not nearly enough

[Anonymous No.49719439]

>>49719408
Nice embed.

[Anonymous No.49719441]

>>49719387
Clean the carpet but leave the stain. Tell people you think it’s Jesus.

[Anonymous No.49719447]

>>49719133
How the fuck did the brothers die so soon within each other?
I get they're twins but that doesn't mean their mortality outcomes will also be that similar. Eerie timing, all BOG memes aside.

[Anonymous No.49719450]

my crystal ball says crab into close and then massive dump right in after hours

[Anonymous No.49719451]

>>49719335
cute image, i trust you

[Anonymous No.49719455]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GREEN CANDLES

STOP IT

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49719456]

im going to be so fucking rich tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49719464]

What happened to the MSM chimping out about Biden bringing in the strongest economy out of any president ever?

[Anonymous No.49719467]

Now DCAing monthly or every two weeks in TQQQ for the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.49719466]

RECESSION CANCELED BOBO

[Anonymous No.49719469]

I've been investing since 2019 and this is the first time my overall net portfolio is negative.

[Anonymous No.49719470]

>>49719398
Size does matter

[Anonymous No.49719475]

>>49719389
I bought but I am just one booglehead.

[Anonymous No.49719477]

Why bother buying at this point, any pump will quickly fade until we are down another 60% from here

[Anonymous No.49719479]

>>49719409
I am, crude has another good 10 to 20% to go.

[Anonymous No.49719482]

>>49719455
they want close over 30k for retail psychology
then after close they let it gooooo

[Anonymous No.49719483]

>>49719423
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.49719485]

>>49719387
>30 year mortgage at 18.5%
literal slavery if real

[Anonymous No.49719490]

>>49719112
Saved

[Anonymous No.49719492]

>>49719119
/biz/ tranny jannies are trash. Allowed 10K LUNA threads for days with no problem. Trash like most of the jannies of this entire site now. Bring back Snacks.

[Anonymous No.49719497]

BOBO DID YOU SHORT THE BOTTOM?
BOBO DID YOU SHORT THE BOTTOM?
BOBO DID YOU SHORT THE BOTTOM?
BOBO DID YOU SHORT THE BOTTOM?
BOBO DID YOU SHORT THE BOTTOM?

[Anonymous No.49719503]

>>49719477
I am buying...

PUTS

[Anonymous No.49719504]

Someone post the basedjak pointing at the huge red line with a little green at the end. That’s basically what’s happening right now

[Anonymous No.49719506]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TOMORROW WILL BE MUCH MUCH MUCH WORSE

[Anonymous No.49719512]

>>49719482
I DONT CARE

LET IT CLOSE BELOW 30k AND DIP EVEN LOWER AFTER

[Anonymous No.49719523]

>>49719423
Faggot redditor saved the thumbnail too. Kys.

[Anonymous No.49719525]

>>49719477
So, in other words...this rally will fail like the others?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49719527]

>>49719506
what are we going to price in tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49719533]

i've lost $500 today

[Anonymous No.49719534]

>>49719497
>mumu on su*c*de watch
we get it, kid. hush up now

[Anonymous No.49719543]

I just bought SOXL

[Anonymous No.49719550]

>there’s a schizophrenic Reddit Twitter nigger going on a rant in the amc shareholder meeting rn
TOP KEK MARKET IS SAVED

[Anonymous No.49719552]

>>49719533
im up 9% its pitiful should be 3x with this volatility

[Anonymous No.49719554]

I'm down about £100 on my £1200 poorfolio

[Anonymous No.49719556]

>>49719527
Bank of Japan interest rate decision
OPEC+

[Anonymous No.49719557]

So how are we feeling for the rest of the week? Dead cat bounce or crab?

[Anonymous No.49719564]

>>49719483
Top fucking kek.
Gets me everytime.

[Anonymous No.49719570]

The jews are trying to scare you, they want you to sell your puts.

Don't pet them win. Everyone exercise your contracts early, itm, otm. It doesnt matter. We have to teach them a lesson

[Anonymous No.49719585]

>>49719550
LINKS

[Anonymous No.49719588]

>>49719557
i just bought SOXL so the market is going to go all the way down to 0 without a single bounce

[Anonymous No.49719589]

if nasdaq100, dj30 and sp500 reach pre covid peak, will that be a good indication that we've hit the bottom?

[Anonymous No.49719597]

tfw S&P ends at 3666

[Anonymous No.49719600]

>>49719527
>>49719556
I also forgot, tomorrow is quad witching too

[Anonymous No.49719603]

>>49719557
massive drop in after hours leads to retail apocalypse in the morning with circuit breakers tomorrow leading into juneteenth 3 day weekend

[Anonymous No.49719615]

>>49719556
>Bank of Japan interest rate decision
>they go full retard
>entire world economy collapses from the chain reaction

[Anonymous No.49719617]

>Motiva’s Port Arthur refinery - the largest in the US - plans a multiunit turnaround to begin Oct. 1 and include its second-largest crude unit. Refinery rates will be reduced as much as one-third during the work, which will last 30-35 days: BBG

[Anonymous No.49719636]

>>49719589
Based roasties staying short cash

[Anonymous No.49719637]

YESU

YESU

YESU

[Anonymous No.49719638]

>>49719469
I have never known gains.

[Anonymous No.49719645]

Do it

[Anonymous No.49719643]

>>49719589
I am so so so so glad that i'm not a nurse, imagine having to wipe an 70 year old, 400 pound man's shit-covered ass cheeks every day and still live paycheck to paycheck, i'd rather be a sewage worker

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49719648]

>>49719589
imagine having .50 cents in your bank account and still getting your nails done

[Anonymous No.49719656]

>>49719483
fucking lost

[Anonymous No.49719662]

>>49719585
https://youtu.be/U7-gNNz87Jg
He’s listening to it go back about ten minutes

[Anonymous No.49719666]

alright I cave, what are the best bobo ETFs to get into? looking at HIBS and PSQ right now

[Anonymous No.49719669]

What the actual fuck, WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING BONDS, WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS BOUGHT BONDS, JESUS H CHRIST ON A STICK

[Anonymous No.49719671]

The Hurricane is coming. The volga hurricane. I warned all of you.

[Anonymous No.49719674]

schizo bros come look at this

[Anonymous No.49719678]

>>49719589
Idk didn't we already have the fed sowing the seeds of this meltdown before then?

[Anonymous No.49719683]

this isn't even funny anymore, it's just fatiguing

[Anonymous No.49719694]

>>49719648
hnnng, imagine her to get her nails done

[Anonymous No.49719697]

>>49719683
KEK

[Anonymous No.49719698]

its a blood bath lol

[Anonymous No.49719704]

>>49719589
no. FED control the market. if they through with their hikes interest rates will be higher than at the pre covid peak. more room down

[Anonymous No.49719711]

>>49719671
Does this mean up or down?

[Anonymous No.49719713]

>>49719674
yeah but 2008 still had some semblance of reality in markets, 2022 they just hit buttons and line go up

[Anonymous No.49719716]

everyone thinks housing cannot crash because the government won't allow it or Blackrock will buy it if it did, is exactly the reason it will happen. Just like 2008, history will repeat itself and short the banks which are exposed to over leveraged mortgage securities.

[Anonymous No.49719722]

>he fell for the 3:30 pump

Lol

[Anonymous No.49719723]

MY BASTARDS REDEEM

[Anonymous No.49719730]

5 TRILLION DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.49719731]

>>49719648
Its just a different way of operating with money its not even that important.

[Anonymous No.49719735]

>>49719674
>woah its just like the same as last time!
>literal who

[Anonymous No.49719747]

>>49719716
But Mannarino said higher interest rates help banks??

[Anonymous No.49719748]

>>49719683
Stop watching the charts, read a book touch the grass lift some weights have sex with a feminine creature

[Anonymous No.49719755]

>>49719600
SPY options volume is insane today. next weeks meltup is gonna be insane

[Anonymous No.49719758]

>>49719711
Lol. He doesn't know what happens when the Volga Hurricane comes.

[Anonymous No.49719766]

>>49719716
people are fucking retarded, fed holds 9 TRILLION in MBS which equates to 20 PERCENT of the value of all real estate in the US
and nobody is buying their bags

[Anonymous No.49719768]

>>49719674
>those gaps on 2022
they must be filled bobo anon

[Anonymous No.49719772]

>>49719637
DAMN YOU PUTIN

[Anonymous No.49719770]

>>49719711
small up then more down

[Anonymous No.49719774]

full on schizo market

[Anonymous No.49719779]

>>49719747
mannarino sold all his stocks btw

[Anonymous No.49719785]

23 MINUTES REMAIN
HOW BRUTALLY VICTIMIZED WILL YOU RECTUM BE BY THE END?

[Anonymous No.49719792]

the stock market radicalized me

[Anonymous No.49719797]

If any of you mumu's are in the NW Indianapolis area, I'm going to use my gains to help fund a food bank. You're welcome mumu.

[Anonymous No.49719800]

i'm down so much im going to kms

[Anonymous No.49719802]

>>49719766
God I can't wait to buy a 5b 2b house for 70k next year LOL

[Anonymous No.49719806]

>>49719758
what about the pouncing tiger

[Anonymous No.49719807]

>>49719674
>the dead cat bounce in July
I pray we get that.

[Anonymous No.49719829]

Kek

[Anonymous No.49719832]

>>49719589
STOP TRYING TO TIME BOTTOMS, THE MARKET WILL BOTTOM WHEN TE FED PIVOTS, STOP FIGHTING IT

[Anonymous No.49719833]

>>49719792
>Welcome to the long nose tribe haters club anon
its about time

[Anonymous No.49719834]

>>49719669
The Fed, PPT

[Anonymous No.49719838]

I lose 100 dollars every time i f5 my broker account. I'm down 2800 today.

[Anonymous No.49719844]

>>49719807
but anon, we already did

[Anonymous No.49719845]

>>49719797
How close do you live to the speedway?

[Anonymous No.49719850]

wtf do i buy at close

[Anonymous No.49719851]

>>49719806
When the Volga Hurricane comes, the Hidden Tigers come out.

[Anonymous No.49719852]

>>49719797
do the SPYPUT lambo instead

[Anonymous No.49719858]

PREDICTION:

DJI CRAWLS TO 29950, CRASHES HILARIOUSLY RIGHT BEFORE CLOSING

[Anonymous No.49719861]

>>49719829
what did the iphoneposter mean by this?
line went down

[Anonymous No.49719864]

I have too many options to keep track of on my screen currently that I’m not quite sure what is making me money

[Anonymous No.49719872]

>>49719797
you won today bobo..... however, the short will be sqwoze, the dead feline will spring, and your anal gaps will be filled

[Anonymous No.49719884]

Good evening /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.49719882]

>>49719850
spy puts for thusday

[Anonymous No.49719891]

>>49719716
The reason things have gotten this bad globally is because the elite's sockpuppets have been protecting big real estate investors like Zogrock instead of letting them get btfo. The great real estate scam keeps feeding itself in an endless loop of "centralize into big cities -> house prices go up -> more investment into further centralizing into big cities -> house prices go up.."

[Anonymous No.49719902]

>>49719829
I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING IN YOUR FUCKING SCREENSHOT
I DO NOT CONSENT
YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION
DELETE THIS NOW
DESTROY ALL SOFT AND HARD COPIES

[Anonymous No.49719906]

>>49719748
>touch the grass

I want to bludgeon to death everyone who uses this phrase. If things continue going like they are I might get my chance.

[Anonymous No.49719912]

>me_irl

[Anonymous No.49719917]

>>49719838
Have you tried hitting F5 less often?

[Anonymous No.49719919]

Bros why is Putin crashing the stock market? What happened to the sanctions? Where's Biden to save the market?

[Anonymous No.49719920]

How do I profit off of tornados and land floods, specifically in the black southern parts of the United States?

[Anonymous No.49719921]

>>49719089
For those of you who were cashfags at the beginning of the year? Are you buying, what is your strategy?

[Anonymous No.49719931]

>>49719884
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH I WILL NOT BUY, I SELL THE DIP, FAK YOU

[Anonymous No.49719932]

>>49719671
Lisa is a cheeky little slut

[Anonymous No.49719936]

Going over some option trading strategies and thinking about how to think about gamma scalping without compromising the mandate of a tail risk fund.

In a market where spot - vol relationships are poor. It opens up a lot of basis and belly risk that can dismantle you.

So often, in a vol arb fund people will talk about running a beta/delta neutral profile. But for some younger investors, it can be easy to overlook the importance of how delta dollars change the assumed P&L path dependencies of a portfolio.


Ex: Lets say I buy 10 call options with a .45 delta, my position delta will read off 450.

Cool, so conventional thinking amongst new traders is that I can offset that long delta with an underlying with a similar beta and just buy puts to be "delta neutral". So we go and buy 10 put options with a delta of .45 and we are now delta neutral.

The problem with this, is that if one underlying is priced at $400 and the other underlying is priced at $4. Even if they are correlated, your portfolio will realistically be leaned one way.

Dollar delta is very simple to calculate. Its the amount of option contracts X contract multiplier X underlying price X delta.


So long story short, if you buy one .50 delta put on a product that tracks the S&P and one .50 delta call on a product that tracks the S&P. You are not delta neutral if one is priced at $20 and the other is priced at $250.

[Anonymous No.49719940]

GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX

[Anonymous No.49719944]

theyre still pulling every fucking lever, mashing all the fucking buttons, to get this over 30k for close
meanwhile VIX is going up no matter what

[Anonymous No.49719952]

>>49719912
Money ain't worth that shit anon. Go sit by a lake or read a book or something.

[Anonymous No.49719958]

>>49719940
Gross

[Anonymous No.49719960]

check the gaps on spy

[Anonymous No.49719966]

Maybe using this active trader pro program was a mistake. I can see the algos react to my orders. It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.49719968]

18 MINUTES OF SAVAGE ANAL RAPE REMAINS IN THIS SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.49719974]

>>49719921
Not a cashfag, wish I was right now, but at this point they'd be catching a falling broad sword ffs.

[Anonymous No.49719975]

>>49719936
TOO LONG DIDNT READ

YOU WANT IT TO GO UP OR DOWN?

[Anonymous No.49719976]

>>49719747
higher interest rates means the people paying adjustable morgage repayments will be paying more and with the cost of living rising it will be difficult for them to keep up with repayments, they unfortunately lose their house and the bank wants to recoup their losses by selling the house at a discount. Do this a million times and you get a sellers market with a housing crash.

[Anonymous No.49719995]

>>49719975
I'm saying that you are not delta neutral or adequately hedged against deltas just by looking at deltas.

[Anonymous No.49720013]

>>49719936
>thinking about how to think

>a CDO of a CDO
>THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY

[Anonymous No.49720016]

>>49719858
GET GAPPED

[Anonymous No.49720017]

>DXY red
>10YR red
>SPY red

[Anonymous No.49720018]

>>49719921
>>49719974
I'm cash but idk when I'm buying lol

[Anonymous No.49720029]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49720040]

>>49720016
theyve hit unbeatable resistance around 29,500

[Anonymous No.49720042]

>>49720017
based biden

[Anonymous No.49720056]

Odds of week closing green?

[Anonymous No.49720058]

>>49720029
What happened to the other lady? The one standing on one foot?

[Anonymous No.49720059]

>sold my puts
>have no idea what to do now

what a strange feel

[Anonymous No.49720060]

Look at the SOXL 1 year chart. Seems like it hit the bottom of the channel and should have some relief.
haha that'd be so crazy right

[Anonymous No.49720064]

>>49719674
on the other hand, 2008 had real problems. 2022 is entirely artificially manufactured and can stop whenever they decide to lessen the thumbscrews a bit.

[Anonymous No.49720067]

>>49720017
rally incoming

[Anonymous No.49720072]

>>49720017
Gold up

[Anonymous No.49720074]

>>49719589
Don't think we'll form a bottom until the Fed pivots

[Anonymous No.49720077]

>>49719952
its too hot :-(

[Anonymous No.49720078]

>>49720029
ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49720081]

why the fuck were there two women on cnbc?

[Anonymous No.49720085]

>I
>GAPPED MYSELF
>TODAY

[Anonymous No.49720090]

I don't know how to go about with SPXS. I'm up 16% but I feel like it should go higher.
I just don't know if it'll fall back down again. I could sell now and buy back for if it dips.

[Anonymous No.49720092]

>>49720056
at this rate theyre not even going to get it over 30k for wagie peace of mind but man theyre trying

[Anonymous No.49720101]

>>49719921
I have been /cashgang/ for a couple extended periods this year. I am not buying right here. No buy signal, obviously, and we're still a ways above the level where i load the truck hard regardless of ta.

[Anonymous No.49720107]

How do you file for bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.49720110]

>>49720056
less than 1 / 10 000

[Anonymous No.49720115]

>>49719671
>lettice
OK then

[Anonymous No.49720117]

Whatever happened to the melt up chads?

[Anonymous No.49720118]

Wtf bond bullies are giving me a tiddy twister

[Anonymous No.49720123]

14 MINUTES OF ANAL RAPE IS STILL LEFT
YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THE RAPE DUNGEON UNTIL CLOSING TIME

[Anonymous No.49720129]

>>49720107
save up 3k for a lawyer
lmao cant even bankrupt without having cash

[Anonymous No.49720138]

>>49719387

Now pull a full Varg and don't EVER mow your lawn. Leave that house looking full metal.

[Anonymous No.49720143]

How do I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.49720145]

>>49720077
Build a diorama of this bear market

[Anonymous No.49720148]

I sold everything. Market can recover now.

[Anonymous No.49720157]

>>49720101
wonderful image

[Anonymous No.49720158]

>At the same time, investors may already be pricing in expected hits to earnings given stocks' recent tumble, said Kristina Hooper, chief global market strategist at Invesco.
>PRICED IN BOBO
picrel

[Anonymous No.49720161]

>>49720107
>I declare bankruptcy
simple as

[Anonymous No.49720162]

noticing a distinct lack of slurp posting all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.49720164]

>>49720101
Are you gonna DCA fellow cash chad?

[Anonymous No.49720168]

>>49720117
I am down 70% ytd
MU has blown up my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.49720170]

>>49720107
You get a bankruptcy lawyer.

[Anonymous No.49720192]

>>49720158
It has been said before.
It is NOT priced in.

[Anonymous No.49720213]

>>49720192
I'm watching for Adobe earnings after close

[Anonymous No.49720217]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING DEPRESSED IN MY LIFE

[Anonymous No.49720221]

where the fuck is the last 15 min pump that screws everyone over

[Anonymous No.49720226]

god if we end down 3% today all bets are off for tomorrow, global stocks probably gonna be a blood bath tonight

[Anonymous No.49720231]

I will now go to mcdonalds and get a mcdouble meal
goodbye until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49720236]

will it gap down again tomorrow or will this clown market rally?

[Anonymous No.49720238]

>>49720162
only smart money is slurping, and only certain things

[Anonymous No.49720239]

>>49720217
wow
just wow

[Anonymous No.49720242]

SELL

SELL

BEAR GANG

SELL SELL

DOWN WE GO

[Anonymous No.49720246]

>>49720226
>3%
anon, NDQ is down 4.6% and dropping...

[Anonymous No.49720244]

10 MINUTES OF SAVAGE ANAL RAPE IS STILL LEFT ON THE CLOCK
YOU CAN NOT SAY UNCLE
YOU CAN NOT TAP OUT
YOU WILL SUFFER UNTIL CLOSING
YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO SHOWER POST RAPE UNTIL THE WsEEKEND

[Anonymous No.49720249]

We’ll dump to dow 25K come September.

[Anonymous No.49720250]

>>49720221
us bobo's still hodling are doing just fine

[Anonymous No.49720256]

>>49719960
Yes, we're moving further and further away from them.

[Anonymous No.49720259]

Relief rally tomorrow from RSI indicator reading retards

[Anonymous No.49720265]

>>49720217
>-$1250 loss over a year what a pussy it's a week of work
>that's the daily loss
>he had 70k 6 months ago
kek

[Anonymous No.49720270]

>>49720231
It's not worth the current price of, somehow, 8$ my nearest McDs is selling it for.
A McDouble, Large Fry, Large Drink is 8$
Fucking how.

[Anonymous No.49720273]

>just hold bro

[Anonymous No.49720280]

>>49720231
why do you keep posting zemmourcat if you live in the US
he's unknown outside of france

[Anonymous No.49720281]

>>49720162
slurp for 8 months

no more slurp

only heem

[Anonymous No.49720285]

>>49720217
>idiots are soon parted from their money

[Anonymous No.49720283]

>>49720143
Elaborate on picture plox? They erased "the ghost print" from the charts?

[Anonymous No.49720287]

>>49720259
>coping this hard
ya anon tomorrow is gonna be a huge rally!
I just went all in!
You should to!

[Anonymous No.49720290]

>>49720259
added to the screenshot collection

[Anonymous No.49720298]

>>49720265
My final trade is just going all in on SPY 300p for 2023

[Anonymous No.49720299]

>15% down on way-OTM UVXY puts
I am very smart. Instead of waiting one day to buy, I bought them on the insane IV spike because I am mentally ill and think every opportunity will pass me by.

[Anonymous No.49720307]

>>49720283
ghost print was thought to be in error back in January when it was at the top...
Then now we're at that very print
Algos seeing the future? Nobody knows what it is other than the holding company probably

[Anonymous No.49720309]

SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.49720311]

>>49720217
easy come, easy go

[Anonymous No.49720315]

Just locked in a 30-year mortgage at 17.69%. Going to be a homeowner finally!

[Anonymous No.49720324]

>>49720314
>>49720314
>>49720314
NEW

[Anonymous No.49720326]

Miss them?

[Anonymous No.49720332]

>>49720270
>Fucking how.
Idk that’s worth 4 bucks max

[Anonymous No.49720334]

DOW is closing under 30k today, how this maek u feel?

[Anonymous No.49720337]

>>49720315
>great fixer upper opportunity for a doit yourself handyman!

[Anonymous No.49720338]

>>49720217

Stop trying to time the market so much, you're just gambling

[Anonymous No.49720344]

>>49720217
KWAB

[Anonymous No.49720364]

>>49720270
I've stopped ordering large fries, it's 1$ more but they underfill the container, which makes it the same as a medium.

[Anonymous No.49720368]

>>49720315
>Investor alert! Bring your hard hat and breathe new life into this amazing property! Value in the land!

[Anonymous No.49720374]

>>49720298
Gl sirs

[Anonymous No.49720391]

>>49720244
Heyyyy it’s my MJ bobo. Love that little dude, I always know it’s my version because the hand holding the glass still has spots of bobo brown lmao

[Anonymous No.49720425]

>>49720164
No my strategy only calls for mass buying when it's a crash pure and true pushing over 45% off ath. Otherwise i'm just a swing trader.

[Anonymous No.49720427]

>>49720307
Do you have additional information where that data is from?
Seems to me like a tradingview chart, but we don't know where that ghost print is from.
Was it an actual trade on a small exchange? NYSE data feed "hiccup"...
Would be interesting to know...

[Anonymous No.49720458]

REDEEM BITCH BHENCHOD! YOUR SISTER A GROUP!

[Anonymous No.49720472]

>>49720217
Come live with me, I'll make you into my trap waifu. What'd you invest in, if I may ask?

[Anonymous No.49720662]

>>49720364
$1 large fries with the app

[Anonymous No.49720979]

>>49720427
I just got it from northmantrader