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>> No.49715845
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Does anyone really get and stay wealthy long term day trading and chasing pump/dumps / gambling with option weeklies?

I feel like I've done nothing but lose money whenever I try to get rich quick. Maybe I'll just DCA into some safe ETF's closer to a bottom. Is it better to make money slow or make it fast?

>> No.49715854
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based

>> No.49715859

i unironically need to make back $20k by the end of the week... what you like bb, i do for you

>> No.49715866

>>49715831
are these all trannies?

>> No.49715875
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SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE.

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Reply to this post with HELLO FRANKIE or your portfolio will have -40% this week.

>> No.49715882

SIGA NIGGAS
10% UP TODAY WAGMI

>> No.49715883

Suicide rally spy calls?

>> No.49715886

god theyre pulling all the levers they have to keep this over 30k arent they

>> No.49715887

>>49715859
all in far OTM 1dte SPY calls
can't heckin' go wrong my little cow

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I BOUGHT META PLATFORMS
TICKER SYMBOL: META

>> No.49715891

>>49715769
I highly doubt that's the reason. Nobody under the age of 85 gives a fuck about the dow anymore. The nasdaq is, of course, a complete fucking joke at the moment. And so the shit&piss is the only meaningful benchmark right now, and "they" let it slip into bear market territory already. So I'm guessing the real answer is algos randomly coalescing into an uptrend.

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Bros
What should I get for lunch today?

>> No.49715906
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GAY SEX BROS I FUCKING LOVE GAY SEX AND SPREADING MY POZZED JIZZ ALL OVER THE CHIK FIL A BATHROOM

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>>49715859
Day trade the violent crabbing tomorrow.

>> No.49715923

>>49715902
Alcohol

>> No.49715924

>>49715888
>888
meta

>> No.49715927

>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

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49715930

Will the hour be power or sour?

>> No.49715935

>>49715902
you should go to >>49715906

>> No.49715939

Between you and me, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either.

>> No.49715940

>>49715859
Record yourself worshipping me. Then kill at least 10 nearesf Jews you can find and post the evidence with timestamps.

>> No.49715946

>>49715902
Huge Jimmy John’s energy today
>>49715888
My guy
>>49715886
Can’t even Plunge Protection Team correctly in 2022

>> No.49715947

>>49715930

Crab hour

>> No.49715949
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IM READY TO ROPE

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>>49715878
HENLO FRONKIE

>> No.49715956
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INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOCK MARKETS DOWN
AND YOU ONLY GET MUGGED IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

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>>49715902
GAYSEX

>> No.49715961

>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

>> No.49715960

>>49715930
Sweet and sour

>> No.49715967
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imma 800 SIGA nigga by the name jigga

>> No.49715974

>you are a 32 year old neet that inherited boomer mutual funds that you live off of
>never worked a day in your life
>currently they have lost 20% in two years
what do you do?

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>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

>> No.49715984

>>49715930
snibbedy hour

>> No.49715990

BUY CCXI BROS IMNOT EVEN JOKING

>> No.49715993

>>49715974
Commits suicide for having inherited.

>> No.49715997
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>mfw my local taxman has to check my 7 pages worth of trades and my documents were written in cursive
Get fucked nigger

>> No.49716006

>>49715974
depends on the amount. how much we talking

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>file deleted

>> No.49716015

>>49715831
I bought PSQ to offset my UPRO loses, it's this what you call hedging?

>> No.49716021

Right now, half of my portfolio is against the market. I've got another half to put in if I want. Do I go bearish or bet on something pumping before the crash?

>> No.49716023

>>49715974
Better start looking for jobs wagie.

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>I'll tell them to stop it that will work!!

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>>49715902
it's what your body craves

>> No.49716042

>>49716015
its definitely called something

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>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

>> No.49716050
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>oilchads winning again

>> No.49716051

>>49716006
They used to be 270k but are down to hovering around 155~170k

>> No.49716055

>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

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MY SHITS GOING BACK UP

>> No.49716058

>>49715878
fuck u

>> No.49716067
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>>49715878
Hello Frankie

>> No.49716069

>>49715997
>buy a lot of guns with your gains
>say you lost them in a boating accident
>sell them on the street instead

>> No.49716068
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>>49715878
My portfolio is 100% VTI. I dare you to try and tank the market Frankie.

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>>49716021
BET ON MY COCK ENTERING YOUR MOIST MANHOLE AGAINST YOUR WILL. FILLING YOU UP WITH HAZARDOUS DUDE GREASE

>> No.49716089
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>>49715927
>>49715952
>>49715961
>>49715982
>>49716045
>>49716055
>>49716058
>>49716067
>>49716068
you have all been blessed by the cat god of good fortune

>> No.49716095

>>49716051
oh i see. yeah i'd get a job

>> No.49716100

When is David Soxl scheduled to speak?????

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>>49716041
I think you're right... gonna hit up the JACK in a few min

>> No.49716103

>>49715930
power because tomorrow's friday and then a 3 day weekend; so tomorrow will be blood red despite a "bounce" into close

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>file deleted

>> No.49716109

I'm starting to think charts under 1H aren't meant for people.

>> No.49716110

>>49715878
Helleo frankie :D

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>>49716058
EXCEPT YOU

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BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

>> No.49716138

Lmao remember when soxl_shill kept posting memes about buying SOXL at $20

>> No.49716147

>>49716105
huh?

>> No.49716169

>>49715887
so it’s gonna pump tomorrow?
:(

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>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

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well i guess i can post this again, wrong three times within an hour

>> No.49716186

>>49716068
Hehehehe, he fugging clobbers him!

>> No.49716190

>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2wwrIhCNTw

>> No.49716193
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>>49715974
My inherited boomer trust funds lost closer to 50% because they were still being managed by my mom, who was slow to sell the lockdown and shorted the covid bottom. So I took over managing them and I'm up 20% chasing the "recovery" and then going short in January. (Mostly cash gang, bear markets are way too turbulent for me to trust going all in on shorts as an amateur)
Going to uni for another undergrad for funsies in the fall.
If you work, you die.

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should I seriously stop contributinjg 20%...i been doing this for 3 years but fuck i think im going to hoard cash

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Eurobros. Are you seeing what I am seeing? Blood fucking red

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>>49716138

>> No.49716208

>>49716081
will he get pridepox?

>> No.49716210
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You know people have lost money because this place is so empty.

>> No.49716217

>she didn't buy the oil dip
yikes

>> No.49716227

>>49715974
good time to get a shit job, wages doubled across the country and they'll probably stay near that for decades

>> No.49716233

SPY is down 10% since June 9th.
Up until today, the pressure of DXY rising was an excuse.
Now DXY is flat since June 9th.

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Is SPY going to be green tomorrow?

>> No.49716236

GAY SEX BROS WHEN DO WE HIT 100

>> No.49716239

>>49716217
shim*, bigot

>> No.49716242

>>49715831
wow what an amazing OP

>> No.49716243

>>49716217
>oil up
>gush crabbing lower
FUCK NIGGERS

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friendly reminder that all you have to do to stop losing money is start sharting. but you won't, because le meltup is right across the corner...

>> No.49716260

>>49716217
shut up i’m nearly down 10% on IEO

>> No.49716263
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Who else here hedging and buying some calls? Just in case?

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XOM OR SQQQ?

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NO
NO!
NO!!!
GET POWELL BACK OUT HERE
TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH TO RAISE RATES AGAIN
IM TIRED OF LOSING FUCKING MONEY
CALL HIM
CALL HIM RIGHT NOW OR YOUR FRIED

>> No.49716270

>>49716193
I wish I was you.

>> No.49716278

>>49716235
yeah
source: my dad told me the ceo of spy will announce the acquisition of soxl

>> No.49716279

>>49716197
anyone?

>> No.49716284

Massively oversold

>> No.49716290

>>49716202
things were too good for too long

>> No.49716296
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>>49716202
this train has no brakes

>> No.49716297

>>49716268
Based paralegal lover chad.

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>>49716284
zoom out.

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SPACENIGGER BROS WYA

>> No.49716312

Massively undersold.

>> No.49716311
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>>49716208
If he has gaysex, he will get the pride bumps

>> No.49716315

digits and I fomo into 360 spy puts expiring tomorrow

>> No.49716325
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>Shitstain&Poopoo 500 at 3666.66

>> No.49716326

>>49715878
hello frankie

>> No.49716342

>B-but the 10 year backtest on leveraged ETFs showed a 50000% retu-ACK

>> No.49716344
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>> No.49716346

>>49716309
jesus fucking christ this was stupid

>> No.49716352

>>49716203
LMAO that's me.
I am considering 2x ETFs though. USD is 2x semis.

>> No.49716351

>>49716279
If it makes you feel better Anon, I'm about the same as you in my holdings. I have like 95K cash right now, down from 120K. Could be worse.

>> No.49716355
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XELA

>> No.49716364

How can I buy Rubles? Seems to be the only thing that's going up consistently.

>> No.49716366
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>>49716177

>> No.49716365

>>49716310
>can’t be short term oversold
I shorted tsla from 1100 to 850 so I’m not some permabull

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>>49716346
did she like, create air in the vacuum of space with the force too? like what the hell...this one unironically would have been better

>> No.49716379

>>49716312
Massively overanalyzed

>> No.49716388
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>Pumps 0.1%
>Why are we going up?

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>>49716309
STARWARS!!!!

>> No.49716391

>>49716315
We might have a fake and gay pump tomorrow to keep the boomer 401ks happy over the weekend

>> No.49716397

Does anyone else think the markets will crab downward for the rest of the year?

No more dumps, no more pumps. Just a slow bleed for a loooooong time.

Once markets get bored and people stop watching charts, I'll buy some leaps way out into the future sometime at the end of the year

>> No.49716404

>>49716352
2x semi is just a whole conductor though.

>> No.49716408

>>49716370
This movie subverted my expectations in a way only true Jews are able to

>> No.49716410
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What do you guys think about ALGN puts? I'm debating whether to buy at close.

>> No.49716418

>he bought oil and gas at the top

KOLD bros, where we at?

>> No.49716420

SIDU SISTERS WE'RE HEADED TO THE MOON

>> No.49716434

>Stock prices have appeared to reached what looks like a permenantly high plateau.

>> No.49716441
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SOXL SISTERS ARE YOU OKAY???

>> No.49716442

>>49715974
absolutely nothing. you sit on those for 20 years.

>> No.49716443
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Where are we at on the meme chart, are mumus in denial or complacency?

>> No.49716444

NIG GERS WE'RE HEADED TO PRISON

>> No.49716453

>>49716404
Mind blown.

>> No.49716454

trumpflation has fucked the stock market and the putin price buried it. once again democrat's will have to bail everyone out again.

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>>49716309
What specifically are you seeing?

>> No.49716485

>>49716454
PREACH

>> No.49716488

>>49716418
It's hard to comprehend the divergence between GUSH crashing 10% today and WTI oil price up 2%.
Guess these companies are just gonna bankrupt themselves by printing too much money?

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>algos trading at 3666 on shitnpiss 500
>quad witching tomorrow
bad omens for sure
i don't like it

>> No.49716504

>>49716442
That's what I figured. Some anon here a few weeks ago said that only a 20% loss in this environment is pretty nice all things considered. I might look into getting a part time job if things get really up shit creek though.

>> No.49716506

"look at apple computer!"
anyone have that video? i can't find it.

>> No.49716507

>>49716454
0/10 bait

>> No.49716519

>>49716444
still not selling.

>> No.49716522

fucking TRANNYFLATION amirite bros

>> No.49716526
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>>49716068
that is one based kot

>> No.49716531

>>49716496
friendly reminder that the S&P 500 bottomed out in 2008 at the devil's low aka $666
schizos are always right in the long run

>> No.49716536

>>49716476
god wh40k is just so fucking cool looking and managed by absolute mongs who cant make us a high budget tv series that would be more popular than game of thrones

>> No.49716542

>>49716454
>putin
>not putler
3/10

>> No.49716549

>>49716506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGdpmlVECiE

>> No.49716557

Insider here. ‘Breaking news’(good) released tmrw to pump the mkts going into black 4th of July wknd

>> No.49716556

market's dyin cloud

>> No.49716560

obamaflation is fucking destroying the economy

>> No.49716562

>>49716441
no, I sold all of my soxl and realized a 10k loss

learned to be more careful I suppose

>> No.49716565

>>49716443
Definitely denial

>> No.49716568

Not even sour hour and the drill is spinning

>> No.49716575

what price will AMD be 1 week from now?
serious answers only please

>> No.49716584

>>49716284
we have to get some short term rally in the next week

>> No.49716585

THAT RED CANDLE OF DOOM
damn they really arent even able to keep this shit show over 30k

>> No.49716587
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pls mr market fuck the bears I dont care if I am down 5% just make all bears die thanks <3

>> No.49716592

>>49716443
lmao someone replace the soijak with Mannarino

>> No.49716599

I'm such an idiot. But I'm up on TQQQ and SQQQ today. Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.49716603

SOXL is now down over 20% today

Lol

Lmao

>> No.49716608

>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

>> No.49716612
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>the biden admin unironically blamed inflation on putin

>> No.49716628

this is actually (unironically) reaganflation

>> No.49716639

Daisy soxl is benjamin buttoning

>> No.49716641

I uninstalled my broker app and only read biz and news to get an idea of how my portfolio is doing

>> No.49716644
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this is fine

>> No.49716647

Can Bobo learn to crash the market already, 33 vix? Pathetic.

>> No.49716648
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I’m a poorfag and new to the market
can you guess how long it took for me to begome a bobo

>> No.49716652

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.49716666
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'CADOFLATION IS PUMPING THE DOLLAR UP

>> No.49716669

UVXY you piece of shit

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>>49716639
Hows he feeling right now?

>> No.49716678

>>49716549
>>49716506
Found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL0DlqIF4y0

>> No.49716679

>>49716628
Fuck I was actually going to post that next

>> No.49716680

>>49716575
How does $50 sound?

>> No.49716686

>>49716612
>PUTIN.
>PRICE.
>HIKE.

>> No.49716699
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I'm now the deepest in the red I have ever been

>> No.49716705

gApMD

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>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE

>> No.49716716

AHAHAHAHAHA look at tesla

>> No.49716717

>>49716536
Ikr. Best lore, mech, and universe. Yet they produce low budget janky garbage

>> No.49716726
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UMMMMMMMMMMMM
ARE YOU GONNA SELL YOUR PUTS?

>> No.49716739

What’s your favourite painting?

>> No.49716746

It's not a stock that goes up that you can profit from. It's predictability.
Can we engineer a stock that goes up and down on a 6 month interval (Floor every other 3 months, ceiling every opposite 3 months), with very high% reliability.

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>>49716612
He can blame it on space elves for all I care, as long as he gives me my market crash.

>> No.49716751

>>49716441
Just went all in on SOXL

>> No.49716752

Has anyone checked in with the inflation fetishists to see how we should proceed? They seem like they'd be experts on the matter.

>> No.49716759

>>49716705
Only thing gaping is my asshole.

>> No.49716760

>>49716739
Guernica, I reckon.

>> No.49716765

>>49716612
trump printed money and gave it away literally and putin invaded kivy and raised energy prices biden is right.

>> No.49716766

>>49716603
Siga will pass soxl soon. Can't stop the divergence

>> No.49716767

Anyone else ever think of spinning a negress plate and taking her out in public just to make entitled white women and jogger males sneed?

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>>49716726
no

>> No.49716775
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>when trump is in charge again, i'll be a millionaire!
if you haven't made it over the last 6 years, you aren't gonna make it ever

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>>49716716
BUDDY

>> No.49716791

>>49716765
>TRUMPFLATION.

>> No.49716800

>>49716767
Yeah, but then I remember I don't want herpes.

>> No.49716805
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>>49716739
*cooms*

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>>49716678
top kek
ITSSSS TIMMMMEEE

>> No.49716817
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49716817

pull up! pull up! PULL UP!!

>> No.49716818

>>49716752
inflation came out as trans

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Gamer bros...

>> No.49716846

At this point we should just take spy to 320

>> No.49716849

>>49716819
how tf does she still manage to be a whore when making a photo about her heart damage

>> No.49716853

>>49716800
something like 40% of women in their mid-late twenties have herpies dawg

>> No.49716855

>>49716767
my grandfather would take my inheritance away.

>> No.49716860

When should I sell my SQQQ

>> No.49716862

>>49716678
fucking kek

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me buying calls today

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>2 hours left in trading session
>SPY -3.5%
lamo

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>>49715845
sounds like you're over trading and have no discipline
>go ahead and get vti then

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spicy new low

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>>49716853
>implying I'm fucking 40% of women in their mid/late 20s

>> No.49716884

>>49716109
I use 4H

>> No.49716900

>>49716496
STOP

NOTICING

THINGS

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NEW LOW

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>>49716819
lt's almost as if the vaccine has heart inflammation side effects

>> No.49716910

>>49716759
>thats the joke

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>3 Lower Lows in 1 Week
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD LAMO

>> No.49716914

>>49716138
that wasn't soxl_shill and he advised nobody to buy and to follow the strategy
why do you continue to drag one of the best posters in these threads through the mud? i will split your skull open with a hatchet.

>> No.49716917

>>49716863
Is this real

>> No.49716923

figured there'd at least be a little bounce on the spy to 370 by the end of day but it's drilling even harder

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>>49716739

>> No.49716927

>>49716863
did she died?

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>>49716309
WTF I'm so glad I never watched this trash.

>> No.49716932

>>49716612
The inflation would be exactly the same with Trump or any other Republican in office. The sanctions against Russia certainly play a significant role. Russia is one of the largest exporters of oil & gas as well as wheat and fertilizer etc. The main reason is of course heavily increased demand since covid is over and it's back to normal combined with the massive supply chain issues / Chinese lockdowns. Inflation will persist globally for quite some time, but we are currently at the peak.

>> No.49716934

>>49716849
Double the attention, without it she would already be dead.. probably

>> No.49716939

>>49716879
What movie is this from?

>> No.49716938

>>49716109
I used to watch 1 minute charts in 2020 for entertainment and something weird started happening to my brain so I stopped.

>> No.49716940

>>49716879
>implying you're fucking any women at all

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We’re getting fucked before close bros, I can fucking smell it. Big sell off. We’re already seeing volume.

>> No.49716945

>>49716860
sell a little now and then a little later

>> No.49716948

>>49716726
im holding vix overnight and probably over the three day weekend unless we hit circuit breakers before then i and i 2-3x
wish i wouldve gotten into that satellite insider stock instead though, id already be done

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>>49716908
Preposterous!

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>>49716940

>> No.49716960

>>49716926
>begone THOT!

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>>49716562
I'm sorry for your loss anon.
>>49716751
I'm sorry for your impending losses anon.

>> No.49716964

>>49716942
I hope, all in puts

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anyone else watch this jew boomer? he predicted it and says low will be in october

>> No.49716981

it will end down -550 slurping hour won't let it stay below 30k.

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I'm so fucking sick of this shit bros......

>> No.49716984

>>49716926
Very nice

>> No.49716985

Fuck man, I sold my TSLA put right before it really got going. It’s ok though, bulls wouldn’t know these feels anyway

>> No.49716994

>>49716949
biebers gf also got a stroke from the vaxx

>> No.49716998

>>49716932
>releases all regulations on oil
heh, sorry demochud

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Mt. Sneedmore

>> No.49717011

>>49716309
That's when we knew the force was female.

>> No.49717015

>>49716939
Requiem for a Dream

>> No.49717019

should I sell my puts?

Are we done dumping for the month?

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49717022

We all know what happens next

>> No.49717028

>SPY
>-3.54%
Holy shit lol thats a lot of market cap shaved off equities in one day.

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you could have hedged bros

>> No.49717032

I’m calling the bottom for cannabis sector. Judy bought
>TLRY
>GTBIF
>CURLF

>> No.49717038

fuck me I think this the super shemitah TODAY

>> No.49717039
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>>49716739
i never liked paintings until i saw this first hand in italy

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>>49716926
Nice

Here’s a favourite de jour

>> No.49717048

So glad I live in my parents basement otherwise I would throw myself out the nearest window

>> No.49717053

Options expire tomorrow

>> No.49717059

>>49717019
I don't think so, I think this is the big one. The entire market is dangling by a thread and one more piece of bad news is going to send it plummetting.

>> No.49717068
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49717068

How does it feel knowing that /smg/ will be giving blowjobs to /pmg/ for mercury dimes in a few months?

>> No.49717070

>>49716939
Requiem for a Dream

>>49716958
If you're having problems with women try swinging down and go for darker skinned bitches. They are much, much easier to lay and good practice for working your way up to white whores.

>> No.49717074

SIDU and SIGA should team up to send gay monkeys into space.

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up up and away soon?

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>>49717048
same. also the fact that I'm still 80% cash right now. my portfolio is basically destroyed

>> No.49717083

>>49717048
LMAO
I do have long positions but luckily I have two brokerage accounts and don't have to look at the other one so they're not real.

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>>49716739

>> No.49717111
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SOXL trannies...

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>>49717068
Not me, 90% of my wealth is in PMs I just come here to bobo post.

>> No.49717127

sheebus XLE down 6%
I knew I shoulda grabbed some tsla 600ps yesterday fuck

>> No.49717130

>>49716628
It's actually Nixinflation

>> No.49717133

amd please dump

>> No.49717136

Markets are closed for coonteenf on Monday, right?

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>>49716536
>high budget tv series
Please no, it'll just get fucked up like everything else.

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>>49717098
The past looked like THIS?!

>> No.49717152

I'm going to dump 100k into soxl if it hits 5$

>> No.49717163

>>49717136
yes

>> No.49717164
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>>49717081
So you have 35 dollars secured and lost 10 dollars in the market?

>> No.49717166

>>49717124
Norm Macdonald?

>> No.49717170

>>49716938
Something weird, such as?

>> No.49717172

>>49717137
that autist who made that youtube series was some of the best shit made in decades and he did it on zero budget

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COME ON NASDAQ LET'S GET SOME CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.49717182

>>49716536
>just give an actually good franchise the netflix treatment lmao
no. no no no no NO NO NO NO NO.

>> No.49717186

>>49717032
who is judy?

i've been eyeing cannabis for a while, but none of these companies are making money and theyre all highly indebt. i'm still selling puts on CGC though cause the premiums are joocey

>> No.49717187

I can't believe putler is destroying our economy bros...

>> No.49717190

>Nasdack didnt even dump 5%
uhh bobobros?

>> No.49717196

13.24 USD
-58.86 (-81.64%)year to date
>hmm what could it be?

>> No.49717204

>>49716939
It's a very depressing movie about drug use, however because of this scene it will only ever be remembered as the A2A movie

>> No.49717208

this chart is looking like a stone skipping on the top of a pond ready to go completely underwater

>> No.49717210
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>>49717164
I'm sitting on nearly 70k

>> No.49717214

>>49717053
Yeah, trying to sell Redbox puts to degenerate gamblers but trading is suspended

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49717216

SPY to 300? something around there?

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>>49717070
I'm really not; I have a couple women I see randomly, but it's infrequent. Thanks for the advice, though. I'm honestly just tired of everyone's collective shit and don't really try anymore.

>> No.49717220

>>49717187
Honestly I'm surprised Biden is blaming Putin instead of drumpfs economy for this one

>> No.49717221

so crazy how the market will only go down forever and we will never see a green day again

>> No.49717226

>>49717190
Wait an hour

>> No.49717231

>AMD -9%
>TSLA -9%

>> No.49717239

has rocker hired a lawyer yet?

>> No.49717254

>>49717220
He doesn't want the trumpkins to get too uppity before midterm elections

>> No.49717253

>>49717137
Just make the Emperor trans. He's a skeleton so the different would be invisible in all but lore.

>> No.49717257

we are crashing HARD tomorrow unless we get digits

>> No.49717260

>>49717170
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325733
I haven't had it in two years so I think my brain is OK.

>> No.49717266

>>49717136
oh cool I'll go commit some terrorism instead of watching the market go down and lose money

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>>49717220
Blaming Putin gives them cover to launder more money through Ukraine

>> No.49717275

>>49717221
yeah I think the market had a good run but its pretty much done now

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>>49717275
i was being facetious

>> No.49717294

This sell off is literally a vertical line lel

>> No.49717311
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49717311

I did this.

>> No.49717326 [DELETED] 

my antisemitism is growing

>> No.49717328 [DELETED] 

>>49717311
Jews did this in 1913

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>>49717253
>the Emperor is trans-dead

>> No.49717334

>>49717267
HOW MANY BILLIONS IS IT NOW?

>> No.49717342

>>49717311
funny how they stuck a goy in to chair the collapse

>> No.49717343

>>49717294
it's so BIG

>> No.49717354

>>49717220
Putin is slightly believable whereas blaming trump wouldnt fly with anyone but the most retarded democrats.

Remember that all the countries who previously purchased oil from russia but have now bought into the sanction nonsense are competing with the US suppliers for oil...so if you do enough mental gymnastics you can arrive at the conclusion that this is all putins fault lol.

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>>49717216
I've noticed when I pause videos of hot women they all have this look. Not sure what it means

>> No.49717362

>>49715878
HELLO FRANKIE. PLEASE DONT DECIMATE MY PORT.

>> No.49717372

>>49717219
If you're saying you're tired of women's shit, yeah man the brains of women are literally designed to attack and assess the mental well-being of males. Else how would they know how we perform under pressure?

We're all tired of women's shit it's that hole between their legs which makes it half-worthwhile

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god i pray so hard everyday to be able to see into the future

>> No.49717382

>>49717334
not enough
the US economy dies and russians get killed. win win

>> No.49717389

>>49716765
>kivy
It's Kyvi, you bigot! GET IT RIGHT

>> No.49717395

>>49717374
maybe you are seeing the future but in return you can never see the present

>> No.49717397

>>49716871
an ass like this should be illegal.. sauce ?

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>Markets closed for some fake and gay holiday invented by media to stoke racial tension

>> No.49717399

>>49717389
Kiev

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>>49717326
I can feel your anger. It makes you stronger, gives you focus.

>> No.49717404

>>49717292
what? you sound fucking retarded

Were going to zero dimwit

>> No.49717406

why doesn't America have a holiday for jews but 10 for niggers seems antisemitic as fuck.

>> No.49717412

>>49717342
I would kms if I were Jerome right now. There's literally nothing he can do at this point, and Biden will find a way to blame him too.

>> No.49717415

>>49717399
Kiew

>> No.49717423

>>49717372
Also tired of men's shit. Boomers and gen x are fronting awfully hard in public these days.

>> No.49717424

>>49717405

NEW THREAD

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Someone please bake, I have an important announcement for the next thread!
Thank you!

>> No.49717441

>>49717404
ok lol

>> No.49717442

>>49717374
There will be rallys but make no mistake that we are going down for the next 1-2 years. JPOWs Soft landing even implies we will end on the ground.

>> No.49717444

>>49717412
resign, leave that felon yellen in charge immediately open 300$ spy puts

>> No.49717462

>>49717415
*Kijów

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>>49717396

>> No.49717468

>>49717444
Checked. Kek wills it.

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>>49717334
Stop being so antisemitic and give more money to Isr... Ukraine.

>> No.49717501

>>49716932
>t. redditor that doesn't understand the basics of inflation and how aggregate supply affects it

>> No.49717537

>>49717489
Why didn't Pelosi/her husband go long defense stocks? These insiders seem pretty stupid.

>> No.49717575

>>49716050
Um, Richard. Have you checked the price recently?

>> No.49717616

>>49717354
>Putin is slightly believable
Even normie cattle can remember that there was terrible inflation prior to the war.

>> No.49717667

I bet it's going to be slightly green tomorrow. People dumped their bags in anticipation of quad witching.

>> No.49717724

>>49717616
There were probably champagne bottles popping at the Whitehouse when putin invaded.
>you mean now we get to burn through a fuck ton of ordinance without any risk to US mil pers and blame inflation on our Putin? FUCK YA BOYS HERE WE GO

>> No.49717742

>>49717616
Yeah, just saying its slightly more believable that orange man did it. I mean people are retarded but this is easily within living memory.

>> No.49717767

>>49717537
Probably because it can be used against her politically, making money on war as a democrat nowadays when progressives are screeching is not the best look

>> No.49717887

>>49717440
no.webm

>> No.49717937

>>49716914
>i will split your skull open with a hatchet.
WOW rude