/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49714234]

It's dump day... again.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Nigger Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49712749

[Anonymous No.49714250]

>lost 50K during the past couple weeks
>don't really care since I still live with my parents and don't have to pay for anything
>just keep on watching anime and posting on 4chan all day
>nothing really changes
Is NEETism the perfect safety net?

[Anonymous No.49714257]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.49714260]

[Anonymous No.49714266]

>Immune from getting Monkepox
take that

[Anonymous No.49714265]

>>49714250
nothing makes me happier than seeing a weeb post loses

[Anonymous No.49714267]

Time to get comfy

[Anonymous No.49714280]

>>49714250
Sounds pretty zen, my dude.

[Anonymous No.49714297]

Japan will really get the ball rolling

[Anonymous No.49714301]

E X T R E M E
F E A R

[Anonymous No.49714305]

14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
>14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
>14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
>14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
14% more and SOXL gets liquidated
>14% more and SOXL gets liquidated

[Anonymous No.49714308]

>>49714234
Suffer with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgmMJGEhwxw

[Anonymous No.49714310]

how much are you guys down? I"m down about 50% or 8k now. sucks because I was doing so great up until like march of this year....

[Anonymous No.49714311]

anyone else on SPXU calls?

[Anonymous No.49714316]

>>49714297
face like 50 year old alcoholic salaryman

[Anonymous No.49714319]

Bros look at gold computer

[Anonymous No.49714318]

We be pumping now while my sexy south east nigger gf sucks my cock and uses her cheeks professionally

[Anonymous No.49714320]

>>49714301
>FAG Index
This will always be funny.

[Anonymous No.49714324]

Are we continuing this dump tomorrow or will there be a fake and gay exit pump?

[Anonymous No.49714325]

rate

[Anonymous No.49714326]

>>49714269
>>49714109
Fidelity is showing me a lower borrow rate. Which broker is that?

[Anonymous No.49714332]

>market jumps after rate hike announced yesterday
>market down today because of yesterday's rate hike
I don't get this.

[Anonymous No.49714330]

[Anonymous No.49714341]

>>49714266
what size is your safety cork. Mine is 3 inches but I don't think it is big enough to offer adequate protection from the gays

[Anonymous No.49714340]

>>49714301
Dey do be fearin doe.

[Anonymous No.49714347]

>>49714297
Imagine being cleanly beheaded by a samurai gf

[Anonymous No.49714351]

So we could potentially be dumping constantly for another year huh? If we dont make a turn around soon this could be a long way down...

And yet everything going on now spells disaster with halting of supply chains, food sources being burned. Crude oil production being stopped. Inflation...there is literally no way around this. To go back to pre-covid levels in 2019 would be a best case scenario

[Anonymous No.49714353]

>>49714301
What fear?

[Anonymous No.49714354]

>>49714297
>Everything in Japan now 20% cheaper
feels good

[Anonymous No.49714355]

Is it time to buy Yen?

[Anonymous No.49714361]

>>49714332
is this your first time?

[Anonymous No.49714366]

>>49714250
>Is NEETism the perfect safety net?
only until your parents die

[Anonymous No.49714367]

Buy TLTs or wait until September?

[Anonymous No.49714371]

looking for
SOXL: $7
BABA: $80
AAPL: $100
PTON: $0

[Anonymous No.49714373]

>>49714347
Just invest in SOXL, it's the same basic thing

[Anonymous No.49714383]

>>49714351
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.49714387]

FUCK YOU
I WONT EVER SELL MY PUTS
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.49714394]

Who the fuck is buying bonds, who the fuck is selling dollars, fucking, retards. Today’s not the day chaps unless that shit reverses. Better luck tommorow

[Anonymous No.49714400]

>>49714354
ok but can anyone answer my question
how do i buy jap whores as a gaijin that doesnt speak moon rune?

[Anonymous No.49714404]

>>49714332

"New" fears of a recession. Realistically, the bond yields bumped again, algos freaked out and everything is dumping cause big money is still short the market

[Anonymous No.49714409]

>>49714316
>50 year old alcoholic salaryman
literally me in 20 years :(

[Anonymous No.49714427]

alright lumposter mctweetfaggot, host it on vocaroo for us like a chad

[Anonymous No.49714431]

>>49714361
The first time I actually noticed.

[Anonymous No.49714435]

ASMB stock ladies!
Commence operation SUGO.

[Anonymous No.49714442]

I'm the anon that recently broke 4 figure hell. At what point does the money I earn become useless funny money?

[Anonymous No.49714449]

thread is so dead no-one will notice i'm a bull

[Anonymous No.49714451]

Can Elon fire the twitter jannies so they stop suspending my friends?

[Anonymous No.49714452]

should i just roll over my 401k to an IRA, i think i’m thinking about that right, IRA would let me invest and delay my retirement to 90 years right

[Anonymous No.49714473]

Siga kings WY@!?!?!??!

[Anonymous No.49714470]

>>49714394
>Witching Hour OPEX tomorrow
>Market closed for Juneteenth on Monday
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.49714475]

>>49714310
I'm down over 100k. Stay the course

[Anonymous No.49714476]

>>49714341
4 inches here, been looking for a good one

[Anonymous No.49714477]

>>49714442
never lol

[Anonymous No.49714478]

>>49714449
Faggot

[Anonymous No.49714480]

>>49714351
>To go back to pre-covid levels in 2019 would be a best case scenario
Fuckin' lol
Someone break the news to this chap

[Anonymous No.49714486]

>>49714305
SOXL can't get liquidated (in theory)

The leverage is daily so the underlying index needs to do a total of over -33% in a single day for it to go to zero.

[Anonymous No.49714494]

>>49714442
8 figures

[Anonymous No.49714493]

These 2 weekly candles are extremely bearish

[Anonymous No.49714496]

How likely is it that the Twitter deal will go through? Elon has to buy my bags at the previously agreed upon price of $54.20, right?

[Anonymous No.49714497]

>>49714351
every shitty online tech and bougie lifestyle social media stock that 100% survived off hype and free money has to go under before the bear market can start to heal.

[Anonymous No.49714505]

>>49714442
When you get mimum wage just by parking it in a bank

[Anonymous No.49714518]

>>49714452
I rolled mine earlier this year, I’m 100% cash there but 100% bobo with my other money

[Anonymous No.49714525]

>>49714435
>one stock goes up 5% in this market
Post your port

[Anonymous No.49714528]

alright nothing else is happening today, I'm turning off the computer. peace

[Anonymous No.49714527]

Who the fuck is pumping spy
Fuck this, I'm going to go do squats

[Anonymous No.49714533]

OOF
that red candle to go back below 30k

[Anonymous No.49714536]

>>49714319
Oooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49714538]

>>49714480
I just said 2019 would be the best case scenario. Worst case is we go even lower than that. Did you not get that?

[Anonymous No.49714543]

>>49714496
If they can make it through due diligence without lying about how much of their user base is fake, sure.

[Anonymous No.49714548]

>>49714478
hey i only admitted to being a bull, not gay

[Anonymous No.49714552]

>>49714449

[Anonymous No.49714567]

>>49714527
bobandy?

[Anonymous No.49714574]

APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.49714576]

>>49714310
I'm up 18%

[Anonymous No.49714577]

I DIDNT GET HOOKED I LIKE IT

[Anonymous No.49714578]

I want a slanty eyed gf so bad bros

[Anonymous No.49714591]

>TSLA -8%
>AMD -8%
>SQ -8%

[Anonymous No.49714598]

only two more months until the shemitah is over.....

[Anonymous No.49714600]

do spoilers work on /biz/?

[Anonymous No.49714601]

>>49714310
down 4% from ATH end of April
you should have bought puts

[Anonymous No.49714607]

>>49714574
I'm sorry you are always too early kassandr-ACK!

[Anonymous No.49714609]

>>49714355
Yes, yen should be doing good for some time going forward. Things might change but a trade is worth it

[Anonymous No.49714617]

is anyone home?

[Anonymous No.49714624]

we are now. back in the pre-covid, post 2008 growth channel

[Anonymous No.49714630]

IS IT TOO LATE TO GET
>DRV
>SRS
PLEASE HELP BEARS

[Anonymous No.49714634]

>>49714598
the last time it was over 9/11 happened. What will be the ending of this one?

[Anonymous No.49714635]

>>49714591
That young man is quite ugly.

[Anonymous No.49714637]

>>49714538
Oh I caught your drift.
best case scenario, 2008 tier with some added sekret sauce.
worst case scenario, unprecedented, people looking fondly at pictures of the great depression

[Anonymous No.49714651]

>>49714442
What trades did you make? Any time I get some decent gains I end up losing it and dropping back down.

[Anonymous No.49714653]

Lads when do we wake up from this nightmare

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.49714660]

Hardspace: Shipbreaker is a good game

[Anonymous No.49714663]

I just watched the Big Short and how do I short mortgage bonds

[Anonymous No.49714661]

>>49714326
questrade

[Anonymous No.49714672]

>>49714497
I can't believe those fuckers at the Fed so blatantly sold the top, they knew exactly what they were about to do and got out. Then they had the audacity to say it was for ethical reasons.

[Anonymous No.49714677]

>>49714578
Once you reach a certain weight the pronoun “they” certainly becomes more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.49714679]

>>49714653

[Anonymous No.49714680]

Is it actually the shemitah?

[Anonymous No.49714681]

>>49714660
I only play Microsoft Flight Simulator.

[Anonymous No.49714683]

>>49714310
I’m up 2% or something like that
I was down a considerable amount until bobo saved me

[Anonymous No.49714685]

>>49714651
drip/drv since last thursday have me up 35%

[Anonymous No.49714687]

>>49714634
WW3?

[Anonymous No.49714695]

>>49714367
Tell me my bastards

[Anonymous No.49714704]

>>49714400
get a english speaking escort?

[Anonymous No.49714725]

>>49714680
No, we get one last pump and September is an absolute blowout for maximum goyim destruction.

t. PdD in kike studies

[Anonymous No.49714729]

>>49714660
Monster Girl Island is a good game

[Anonymous No.49714736]

>the stock market is actually 8-10% lower when compared to 2020 because of inflation

[Anonymous No.49714737]

>>49714680
do j*ws really?

[Anonymous No.49714738]

>>49714704
>answering a question with a question

[Anonymous No.49714744]

>>49714431
write that down and use your knowledge in the future.

[Anonymous No.49714745]

>>49714427
i won't host it anywhere buy ill highlight any important info. its a meeting with the policy team so hopefully there is some juicy info.

[Anonymous No.49714750]

>>49714305
>>49714486
They can liquidate and give you "fair" value if it becomes so small that it's unprofitable for them to maintain.

[Anonymous No.49714753]

prices low? don't sell...simple as

[Anonymous No.49714755]

>>49714736
Good catch

[Anonymous No.49714758]

>>49714663
Your training won't be complete until you watch Margin Call

[Anonymous No.49714759]

HOLY SHIT THIS BULLISH CRAB PATTERN IM BUYING THE DIP

[Anonymous No.49714764]

What do I look for in stocks during a bear market?

[Anonymous No.49714768]

>>49714725
but anon that's exactly what the shemittah is

[Anonymous No.49714770]

>>49714736
FUCK YOUR RIGHT

[Anonymous No.49714774]

>>49714681
>got VR for MSFS
>got yoke
>rudder pedals
>throttle quadrant
>Neofly mod for Permadeath
Holy fuck it makes flying through a mountain pass to a little airstrip you've never been to real gutwrenching when you're on a 100+ hour pilot

[Anonymous No.49714790]

And just like that, dow jones will NEVER EVER be under 30,000 EVER again.

[Anonymous No.49714793]

Yeah I’m thinking oil is back, flourishing and moisturised

[Anonymous No.49714794]

>>49714310
Down 0% cause i liquidated in february

[Anonymous No.49714801]

Is the crash over? Pls, I need to know

[Anonymous No.49714810]

>>49714774
>>49714681
tell me bros what kind of setup do i need for ms flight simulator? what's the good shit?

[Anonymous No.49714811]

>>49714661
Not related to the borrowing rate, but I've been moving my cash to interactive brokers canada. The difference in fees is nuts. Also interactive brokers lets you buy/sell US stocks with a script.

[Anonymous No.49714812]

>>49714759
they programmed the algos to keep it above 30k for wagie retail not to dump 401k
gonna get spicy in after hours

[Anonymous No.49714815]

>>49713246
I'm doing fine, actually. I sold everything shortly after my visit here and I'm cash gang now. I'm frugal and make enough to slowly add to my savings every month while I learn more about finance and prepare to scoop up cheapies in a year or so. I mean, inflation is still eating my money, but it's better than holding onto index funds for the forseeable future while I still know nothing about trading. My parents on the other hand...I fear to even ask them to look at their 401ks right now...

[Anonymous No.49714822]

>>49714801
Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49714823]

uhh mumus it's not friday yet.

[Anonymous No.49714828]

gimme the hot shorts

[Anonymous No.49714831]

I feel like we've dumped quite a lot today, it's possible things get worse due to Japan but I closed about a third of my shorts in anticipation of a bounce tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49714832]

>>49714794
Are you beating inflation though?

[Anonymous No.49714838]

FUCK stop crabbing I can't make money from this crab shit

[Anonymous No.49714843]

30k is an arbitrary number. DOW is an index of many companies. Why would the price of it be "psychological" because of le magical 30k when there are so many companies affecting it? Surely the price of DOW isnt determined by the actual buying or selling of the index itself right? retard here

[Anonymous No.49714848]

>>49714801
Absolutely nothing has changed, the situation is still terrible

[Anonymous No.49714847]

>>49714685
I have some DRV. Lately I've been mostly doing puts on indexes or tech (or calls on the inverse indexes depending on which have better return potential). But sometimes I get fucked by small amounts like having a bid/ask $10 too expensive/cheap and either lose out on gains before it flips directions or don't get the position before it would pump.
Had 23.5p6/17s on BYND that I had a sell in place at 2.75, it hit 2.70 - fell off and then BYND was up around 14% yesterday and I ended up eating a big loss instead of a small gain.

[Anonymous No.49714853]

God July 15th can't get here soon enough.. Extra money coming in like clock work orange till I retire. Need a place to dump it all. SWPPX,C, and KO look lonely..

[Anonymous No.49714859]

>>49714764
search for stocks with a strong bank account and low debts. good things are dividends, blue chip stocks that are really old and hard to kill (disney, coca cola, mc donalds), food, water, natural resources, energy. keep away from tech stocks and anything risky.

[Anonymous No.49714863]

Is the SARK bullrun coming to an end? It's lagging my SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.49714865]

>>49714801
It'll be over when SOXL is in single digits.

[Anonymous No.49714871]

>>49714607
*plays the card

[Anonymous No.49714885]

>>49714774
I'm trying very hard not do go that far and curtail my spending, but that sounds awesome.

>>49714810
I have 2 machines: 3700x/3060ti and 3600x/3080ti, both with 32GB RAM (3200) and it runs alright on both. The latter at 4k. I use a sexbox pad and M+K

[Anonymous No.49714888]

>>49714790
kek
screenshotted you but didnt think id have to post within 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.49714893]

>>49714750
That’s what happened with RUSL. Note that it was also a Direxion fund

[Anonymous No.49714898]

>>49714843
You know how when BTC dumps, shitcoins all sell off? Same concept

[Anonymous No.49714900]

>>49714853
>Eats into your sugary beverage company earnings
nothing personell

[Anonymous No.49714906]

>>49714810
You'll want a good PC so you can have as lag-free VR experience as possible. You can get by with just a simple Logitech 3d pro joystick but I decided to get the Honeycomb Alpha Yoke since I was swimming in unemployment bucks.

Then you can get some Thrustmaster rudder pedals and a throttle quadrant to complete the experience. At that point you should have as many buttons at hand as needed to minimally exit VR.

I did almost shit my pants when I accidentally pressed the button that moves the camera outside of the cockpit behind the plane for the first time

[Anonymous No.49714910]

I’ve held oilu since March and it went below my average today

[Anonymous No.49714920]

who's crazy enough?

[Anonymous No.49714923]

>>49714815
kek my fucking dad was bragging about his retirement last year and I told him to sell the fuck out but he didnt want to because he wasn't ready to retire for another 2 years. haha sucks to be that retard boomer

[Anonymous No.49714924]

>>49714838
It's only crabbing because the jews have mind reading capabilities that theyre using to get us emotional and sucking our anger through the psychosphere because they're interdimensional beings that rely on emotions for sustenance but due to the fact of them being interdimensional beings, they need us in our mortal coil to provide such sustenance

[Anonymous No.49714928]

I'm never going to financially recover from this

[Anonymous No.49714931]

>>49714847
i take some profit at +15% sometimes you just have to bat to first base and not hold for the homerun, play above was volatility lotto

[Anonymous No.49714939]

Once more for the shills in the back. C O R N And S O Y Beans

[Anonymous No.49714944]

>>49714859
Thanks. Follow up question:
What should I be looking for in stocks once we've hit the bottom?

[Anonymous No.49714952]

>>49714832
>beating ((inflation))
What? Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.49714954]

>>49714888
uhhh thanks for proving me right i guess??????????

[Anonymous No.49714957]

>>49714910
and you didn't sell, many such cases!

[Anonymous No.49714964]

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.49714972]

>>49714651
Spy puts and UVXY calls. I'll admit if I could time this better my account would look much better. I broke 10k a few weeks ago, I bought puts and fell to 6k flat, then shot up to 12k. Basically if I held off on buying I would have done 10k to 20k instead. Almost everytime I buy too early. I used to mess with SOXL and it's still possible to swing trade it but I got burned too much on it.

[Anonymous No.49714976]

>>49714794
thank you

[Anonymous No.49714979]

>>49714939
tfw can't talk about s o y beans on a business board

[Anonymous No.49714980]

>Accounts with the pattern day trade designation require the start of day net worth to be $25,000 or greater to use the margin feature. Please review your order.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49714985]

>>49714964
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49714987]

>>49714964
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT CRABBING MEANS BRO

[Anonymous No.49714989]

>>49714924

[Anonymous No.49714993]

>>49714906
are there any laptops good enough? i'm basically homeless but i have too much money. havent' played vidya in years but a flight sim is probably cheaper and safer than buying a plane i figure

[Anonymous No.49715014]

>>49714980
Do Americans really? In euro land we can do as many trades as we want even if our account is 10 cheeseburgers, I thought you were land of the free?

[Anonymous No.49715015]

>>49714964

What if you combined a bear and a crab?

[Anonymous No.49715021]

>>49714954
it went back under 30 dingus

[Anonymous No.49715029]

>>49714985
fish are horrifying.

[Anonymous No.49715031]

>>49715021
not on my computer

[Anonymous No.49715038]

I started investing in January 2020. How many more once-every-10-year crashes am I going to lose money in?

[Anonymous No.49715042]

>futes way ahead of the market
Plunge protection boys thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.49715046]

>>49714993
I don't know anything about gaming laptops, but the previous version of flight simulator is still decent as well

[Anonymous No.49715051]

>>49715015

[Anonymous No.49715055]

spxu calls weeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.49715059]

>>49714985
crabbros....

[Anonymous No.49715064]

>>49715038
There are 100 year "crashes" every 10 years min

[Anonymous No.49715067]

>>49714985
this kills the crab

[Anonymous No.49715074]

>>49714906
Does MSFS have tutorials or a school? If so how realistic are the tutorials? Could you go from MSFS to a Boeing ?

[Anonymous No.49715075]

>>49714811
I'll save soooo much in fees. Thank you so much. What is the down side? Do they glitch out or something?

[Anonymous No.49715076]

damn crab is snibbing every burbling pathetic meltup attempt

[Anonymous No.49715087]

Reminder

[Anonymous No.49715108]

>>49714297
What a stupid stance

[Anonymous No.49715109]

>>49714931
I bought them at $2.35 like a week prior so it wasn't exactly like I was holding for a 100% return or anything.
>>49714972
Do you keep cash on hand and average down on pump days? and you do short dated near the money or longer dated OTM?

[Anonymous No.49715114]

>>49715046
are there any flight simulators for dogfighting aerial combat?

[Anonymous No.49715115]

>>49714944
once we hit the bottom (not now and not in a year. maybe in 2024) the bears will hibernate and we will have a slow growing phase. you can look for tech stocks with big potential, like hydrogen power, powercells, VR, quantic computing, small nuclear reactors as small as soccer fields. GREEN energy is the new big thing. maybe we will see some housing crash, too. time to buy a house, then.

[Anonymous No.49715117]

>>49715087
kek

[Anonymous No.49715131]

inb4 the market does the same exact shit it did last Friday

[Anonymous No.49715133]

>>49715115
great depression took a decade and a world war to reverse

[Anonymous No.49715138]

GAY SEX BROS I FUCKING LOVE GAY SEX AND SPREADING MY POZZED JIZZ EVERYWHERE WAGMI GAY SEX BROS

[Anonymous No.49715147]

>>49715087
>screenshotting your own post
Mad embarrassing homie

[Anonymous No.49715163]

>>49714685
I bought a single DRIP share to watch and it's up 40% then grabbed a bunch of GUSH (now down 10%) thinking it would get another bounce. Fuck me lol

[Anonymous No.49715167]

>>49715115
sure would be nice if bottoms that nice and obvious, unfortunately that's not usually the case

[Anonymous No.49715170]

>>49715087
Crab and inflation will destroy all including cash gang.

[Anonymous No.49715176]

Sneed's Feed & Seed
Formerly Chuck's

[Anonymous No.49715179]

What does the Fed expect their rate to be by the EOY and what do they expect inflation to run?

[Anonymous No.49715192]

can someone post something funny or a meme. I need a mood boost.

[Anonymous No.49715196]

I solded my entire 401k at SPY 420

[Anonymous No.49715198]

>INTC formed a Bart over the span of 6 years.

[Anonymous No.49715201]

I might get my willy wet tonight

[Anonymous No.49715208]

>>49715087
kek

[Anonymous No.49715210]

>>49715192
benis

[Anonymous No.49715211]

>>49715192
Here's a fat cat staring out of a window

[Anonymous No.49715221]

>>49715192
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[Anonymous No.49715222]

>>49715201
time for the monthly shower?

[Anonymous No.49715233]

>>49715133
we will not get a great depression, because we have a global professional employee crisis. that's why "they" import migrants. "they" need cheap laborers.

[Anonymous No.49715234]

>>49715201

[Anonymous No.49715236]

>>49715115
This is your brain on triple leveraged etfs.

[Anonymous No.49715237]

>>49715179
+1.25% in installments of 0.75%, 0.5%, 0.5% or something like that. They've stopped buying mortgage backed securities and are letting them mature without buying new ones. That's inflating mortgage prices and it's going to kill the housing market.

[Anonymous No.49715239]

>>49715192

[Anonymous No.49715241]

>>49715192
just look at ur portfolio, should be good for a laugh

[Anonymous No.49715243]

>>49715221
you just know

[Anonymous No.49715244]

>>49715170
>the rare white bobo, only seen before major collapses

[Anonymous No.49715248]

>>49715192

[Anonymous No.49715252]

>>49715201
>I might get my willy wet tonight
>finally limber enough to suck himself
Wew lad, tell me how it goes

[Anonymous No.49715262]

>>49715201
>HOLY SHIT GAY SEX BROS

[Anonymous No.49715263]

>We’re dipping into today’s market sell-off with one small buy of an energy stock

Alert, Cramer is buying energy stocks again

[Anonymous No.49715265]

>>49715201
SEX

[Anonymous No.49715271]

Why is the dollar shitting the bed so much today bros? The Swiss?

[Anonymous No.49715275]

It was suppose to crash not slowly go down for years..

[Anonymous No.49715276]

>>49715192

[Anonymous No.49715281]

>>49715208

[Anonymous No.49715282]

>>49715248
I challenge you to a duel to the death weird Asian gril!

[Anonymous No.49715284]

>>49715192

[Anonymous No.49715289]

>>49715192

[Anonymous No.49715303]

>>49715248
a VERY talented young man

[Anonymous No.49715304]

>>49715248
>he uses nunchucks instead of his penis
shameful

[Anonymous No.49715309]

>>49714310
up 66% overall from hodling spy puts for months

[Anonymous No.49715312]

>>49715271
>The Swiss?
people go on and on about the jews but the real villains were always the mountain krauts
and the city of london

[Anonymous No.49715316]

>>49715237
I want to buy puts on TLT since the fed is refusing to pivot even when all signs point to being nessecary they want max pain before they do so.

[Anonymous No.49715325]

>>49715282
>Asian girl wins and eats you and sells your gall bladder for traditional medicine

[Anonymous No.49715335]

>>49715289

[Anonymous No.49715336]

>>49715109
I like going a month out, 5-10 dollars out of the money. I always average down when possible.

[Anonymous No.49715350]

>>49715167
that's the problem of EVERY investor. even wallstreet vets miss timing.

[Anonymous No.49715356]

>>49715335
good argument

NOT GUILTY!

[Anonymous No.49715361]

ITS OVER BROS ITS OFFICIALLY OVER IM GONNA IM GONNA IM GONNA HOLD CASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49715378]

>>49715271
Fucking mountain noggers and pakis in london, I should've bought the euros for the next month as they were cheap

[Anonymous No.49715380]

This thread is bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.49715388]

comfy INTCels, watching AMD go down -8% while INTC is in pace with SPY

[Anonymous No.49715396]

Fastest way to get over the marke- I mean a girl is to look at all the retarded subhumans they've taken in before
>mfw I learn a girl fucked a nigger, spic or tattooed white trash

[Anonymous No.49715401]

>>49714297
0/10 draw

[Anonymous No.49715406]

has anyone here actually made money on crabbing that isn't 12 dollars like a covered call?

[Anonymous No.49715409]

>>49715282
I got your back brother.

[Anonymous No.49715411]

>>49714790
>And just like that, dow jones will NEVER EVER be under 30,000 EVER again.
and you've now been wrong twice within 19 minutes

[Anonymous No.49715425]

>>49715192
How about some boobs

[Anonymous No.49715431]

>>49715411
GUSHBROS… how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.49715438]

>>49714301
If it's higher than ~5, it's not low enough. To get a local bottom signal, we need 0-2 for at least one week.

[Anonymous No.49715441]

>>49715406
if things don't move, where does the money come from. it's impossible

[Anonymous No.49715453]

>>49715406
ya just trade triple leveraged etfs starting at noon
scalp a 5 or 10 cent movement on lots. Make 40-100 bucks a day. Just don't get greedy

[Anonymous No.49715455]

How can I make some money today and tomorrow before the weekend.

[Anonymous No.49715456]

Is there anyone here who isn't bet against the market? If so, why? I'm genuinely asking.

[Anonymous No.49715457]

>>49714234
A ringading ding

[Anonymous No.49715467]

>>49715222
>>49715234
>>49715252
>>49715262
>>49715265
If it happens I'lll pay remembrance to your portfolios

[Anonymous No.49715476]

THIS WAS FUCKING YESTERDAY

YESTERDAY

[Anonymous No.49715479]

>>49715411
The Dow will melt up to 45k before hitting 25k

[Anonymous No.49715483]

lol the market is gonna go to its covid low isn't it

[Anonymous No.49715492]

Nickels and dimes, yours and mine
Did you cash in all your dreams?

[Anonymous No.49715507]

>>49715409
>>49715282
I'm putting together a team

[Anonymous No.49715506]

>>49715282
wtf is this real??

[Anonymous No.49715508]

>>49715476
Utterly tone deaf

[Anonymous No.49715511]

What should I be selling outs on RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.49715513]

Look on the bright side: we will all be holding bags long enough to pay the long term capital gains tax rate.

[Anonymous No.49715515]

>>49714917
>what oil stock you buy, I been buying OXY but always looking for better ones
To be honest it doesn't really matter which ones are cheaper right now because the whole market is riding one fat macro wave. Price performance between individual equities with similar factors has been pretty indistinguishable. So in the end you can play whatever you want and probably win with decent timing.

Gear energy (GXE.TO) is one example that's cheaper than pre-invasion, despite the fact that profits of the last 3 months have made it debt free, it's launched a dividend, and started buybacks. No options though since its Canada and OTC listed only. Africa oil corp (AOI.TO) is another example .
VET is one that I'm buying options on in this pullback. Europe NG is even more fucked than before due to that US export terminal explosion and Russia putting the squeeze, yet VET has sold off in line with the rest of the energy sector stocks.
PBR is another one. Technically its stock price is lower than it traded pre-invasion, but if you add back the approximately $2.50 in divvies it's actually slightly positive. That's a 20% dividend they've paid out within 6 months by the way.

[Anonymous No.49715516]

RRP up AGAIN, FROM YESTERDAY. The fed selling, HAS DONE NOTHING. THEY ARE BACKSTOPPING CASH FOR THE BIG BOYS, BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS TOXIC

[Anonymous No.49715517]

GAYSEX BROS, WE JUST KEEP PULLING POXXED PEANUT BUTTER, NOTHING CAN STOP US

[Anonymous No.49715521]

>Santoli: Investors face a sense of surrender after the Fed raises interest rates

Looks like we're about to enter capitulation or the beginning stages of it. Santoli has a good read on things usually (unlike Cramer) - will be interesting to see if he's right again.

[Anonymous No.49715529]

>>49715511
>PUTS
F

[Anonymous No.49715537]

>>49715476
Covid Will be out of control in November just mail your ballots in thanks!

[Anonymous No.49715543]

>>49715476
>stable and steady growth

[Anonymous No.49715547]

>>49715114
DCS for modern, IL-2 for older

[Anonymous No.49715551]

convince me why we won't descend to ~275 SPY before recovering

[Anonymous No.49715555]

>>49715507
im in

[Anonymous No.49715562]

US funds aren’t selling USD... take a fucking hint euros

[Anonymous No.49715566]

>>49715456
>disgusting tranny hand
i wish that lizard can escape xher clutches to freedom someday

[Anonymous No.49715568]

>>49715517
>POXXED PEANUT BUTTER
fuck i'd never thought 3 words could be so nasty

[Anonymous No.49715572]

>>49715456
I am long here because of this option expiration
this is the biggest expiration since March 2020, there is a massive amount of puts expiring ITM, massive amount of puts expiring in general
I believe that as these puts close out, it will create a rally as market makers will buy back the shares they shorted to hedge the sale of these puts
I believe that we have seen massive capitulation over this past week
The main reason why I am confident about a short term bounce is that DXY crashed today
If DXY had been green today, I would not have gone long - you would expect to see flight to dollar during a day like this - the weakening of the dollar will add wind to the sails of a rally
today more than any other day it seems that everyone is bearish, that everyone has capitulated, that people have either puked their shares, or gone short - in general, inverse the crowd

[Anonymous No.49715573]

>>49715457
After this week it's fucking Suntory time for sure.

[Anonymous No.49715577]

>>49715537
>Covid
Wrong pandemic kid

[Anonymous No.49715588]

>>49715551
w-w-what the fuck is going on here

[Anonymous No.49715598]

>>49715551
I don't know but why should you care if you believe we recover. Planning on timing the market?

[Anonymous No.49715602]

>>49715507
I'm in.
I'll be in charge of the sussin & the bussin frfr

[Anonymous No.49715610]

>>49715074
Yes there are tutorials and in-flight checklists that will get you from a cold-start

[Anonymous No.49715617]

I can't sell or I'll assume my $55k losses. Fuck me idk what to do anons.

[Anonymous No.49715620]

If I had to pay unrealized gains I wouldn’t have to pay anything for the foreseeable future so that’s based

[Anonymous No.49715625]

This market is fucking evil

[Anonymous No.49715629]

MY CAPS LOCK HAS BEEN ON ALL DAY LONG

[Anonymous No.49715631]

>>49714442

When you have to pay taxes on those short-term gains, anon

[Anonymous No.49715634]

Who the fuck is actually holding since January? How fucking crazy are you? This shit has been going down for 6 months now and that huge drop last week is extremely Bearish. SPY created 3 new lower lows in the past 4 trading days. Insane.

[Anonymous No.49715639]

>>49715625
Not as evil as you know who redeeming the 10yr.

[Anonymous No.49715640]

>>49715508
they can relish all they want pretty soon the reality will ketchup to them

[Anonymous No.49715642]

Uvxy getting cleaned out as we speak

[Anonymous No.49715646]

>>49715476
>the stock market is the economy

[Anonymous No.49715648]

>>49715617
hey man at least youve got loss carryover on your taxes for years and years and years

[Anonymous No.49715653]

BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK BOBO?
AAHHAAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49715658]

>S... STOP PROFITEERING OR I'LL
>... I'LL...
>...YA JUST HAFTA OK?

[Anonymous No.49715662]

>>49715629
RETARDO

[Anonymous No.49715661]

>>49715573
I have a bottle at home. Is it good?

[Anonymous No.49715663]

>>49715617

Do you need the money now? Is it invested in something that isn't retarded or a shitty company? If so, hold it and wait it out. You may be waiting like 1-2 years but eventually we'll hit a bottom. Now if you're down $55k on some with time decay, we'll you're fucked either way so

[Anonymous No.49715669]

>>49715521
Ya but the Fed doesn't have a whole lot of options, what can they really do other the continue to raise rates, when do the next inflation numbers come out. I can't see any relief in the markets until then and only if they are low.

[Anonymous No.49715673]

>>49715620
I realized a shit ton of gains december last year because my income was going to be low. Based me.

[Anonymous No.49715677]

>>49715642
its a garbage vehicle only good if the circuit breakers trip
CMON CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.49715691]

>>49715284
How can people fall for those milkers when they're attached so such a literal ratface kike

[Anonymous No.49715698]

>>49715456
I'm DCA'ing into my Vanguard ETF's. But I won't get back into leverage until we break the 200 MA.

[Anonymous No.49715712]

AAAAAAAAA GO SIDU 25$ gogoggo

[Anonymous No.49715721]

>>49715698
After makeup, yoga pants are the biggest trick ever pulled on men it makes these boomer whores actually look attractive

[Anonymous No.49715722]

>>49715691
NAKALT
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.49715727]

>>49715698
very nicei approve of your trading strategy

[Anonymous No.49715729]

>>49715456
What kind of monster would let a garloid live that long past its retirement

[Anonymous No.49715733]

>>49715192
Here's marv in front of the LA federal reserve bank.

[Anonymous No.49715732]

>>49715669

Yep, you're very right. There's not much they can do aside from demand destruction, unfortunately that means lower earnings and higher P/E in a bear market which means even more selling. July 13th is the next CPI.

[Anonymous No.49715736]

Why is it going up? Why the volume? Was there news?

[Anonymous No.49715740]

>>49715691
For a goy man, marrying a Jewess is the only way into the club. Marrying a Jewess could possibly be the best financial decision of your life

[Anonymous No.49715743]

>>49715721
talk shit about the duff you get the snuff

[Anonymous No.49715744]

>>49715721
It lets them get fat without realizing it too

[Anonymous No.49715747]

>>49715598
yes
2001 and 2008 fell to ~50% from ATH at the time

[Anonymous No.49715748]

>>49715572
Do I light more money on fire with spy weeklies?

[Anonymous No.49715751]

>>49715634
Sold tech
Adding to divvy positions each time the market pukes blood

[Anonymous No.49715752]

>>49715192

[Anonymous No.49715754]

>>49715572
Dollar is weak right now because confidence in US economic resilience is disappearing. Bonds are selling off despite the big hike. The arbitrage opportunity against other currencies with lower real yields is disappearing as other banks are forced to follow suit and implement their own hikes.

I agree that this OpEx, like every recent monthly expiry, is a good buying opportunity due to the divergences that massive put options buying/selling/rolling causes as we continue to trend lower. Just don't delude yourself into thinking this DXY selloff is some kind of bullish event. This is America failing. Our moronic energy policy is driving the economy to the ground.

[Anonymous No.49715769]

>>49715736
they need it to close over 30k for psychological reasons
after hours into tomorrow is when it gets spicy

[Anonymous No.49715776]

BAKE IT BAGGIEs

[Anonymous No.49715779]

>>49715721
>Hilary Duff not attractive
You can frig right off

[Anonymous No.49715781]

>>49715537
>just mail your ballots in thanks!
>or don't, we'll count them anyway

[Anonymous No.49715796]

>>49715779
there are so many places I would put my penis

[Anonymous No.49715804]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE BUYING A SPACE SPAC (SIDU) AFTER THE PUMP BECAUSE A NAMEFAG TOLD U SO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49715808]

>>49715743
you wanna fooking go bro, let's go

[Anonymous No.49715811]

>>49715779
good morning, gib big soles to redeem thank you

[Anonymous No.49715844]

>>49715808
my armor is unaffected by peashooters

[Anonymous No.49715852]

NEW

>>49715831

>>49715831

>>49715831

>>49715831

[Anonymous No.49715860]

>>49714234
Whats the best trading app that I can use here in Eastern Europe Lithuania?
Ive been using Revolut, but turns out its ran by some faggots

[Anonymous No.49715907]

>>49715804
never understood 'HAHAHA' posting. makes you look retarded

[Anonymous No.49715925]

>>49715577
checked