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49711033 No.49711033 [Reply] [Original]

I have 2k, how do I double my money in a week without doing stupid stock investments?

>> No.49711145

>>49711033
do stupid crypto investments

>> No.49711171

>>49711033
Place a 2k bet on red at a casino.
~49% chance to double your money

>> No.49711224

>>49711033
whats the story on that leaf?

>> No.49711229
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>>49711171
>Place a 2k bet on red at a casino.
>~49% chance to double your money

This!

>> No.49711236

>>49711033
Create alert and wait for bitcoin to hit 20k, then open short position at 25x leverage and exit at the price of 19k. Don't get greedy anon, make sure you exit and withdraw your money after, otherwise you'll lose the 4k.

>> No.49711265

USDT is getting squozen by ETFs. The moment it drops below .999 short the shit out of it. Mortgage your parents house if you can. Once it depegs everyone will panic sell and it will crash to 0 in a matter of hours.

>> No.49711911

>>49711033
Why is that man posing with a Canadian?

>> No.49711978

>>49711033
flip two pounds of weed, noob

>> No.49713295

>>49711171
I'll go this Friday and post the results. I will only bet on Red after Black hits 3 times in a row. Wish me luck.

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>>49711224

>> No.49715166

>>49713295
Incredibly based. I look forward to it.
Good luck!