/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49707488]

kek, baggies.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49705861

[Anonymous No.49707511]

there are "people" who bought yesterday

[Anonymous No.49707521]

Sell it all

[Anonymous No.49707526]

/cmmg/ here to dab on you retards again

[Anonymous No.49707527]

I suck balls all day just because I like it so much

[Anonymous No.49707531]

This could get bumpy. BULZ is literally 3$ kek

[Anonymous No.49707534]

buy guns

[Anonymous No.49707537]

Sub 30k dow is back

[Anonymous No.49707540]

>>49707488
pain

[Anonymous No.49707541]

>Dow under 30k
fuckin based

[Anonymous No.49707544]

siga safe haven asset

[Anonymous No.49707545]

Holy shit that is a lot of death

[Anonymous No.49707549]

Is the GNUS bagholder bro here?

How are you holding up?

[Anonymous No.49707551]

I've lost 4,500 so far this year.

[Anonymous No.49707554]

I might be a SOXLtranny but at least I didn't buy SIGA
Oh wait it's pumping, fuck

[Anonymous No.49707557]

DOW UNDER 30K

[Anonymous No.49707561]

>>49707511
Kek buyers into Bobo rallies are truly peculiar
Fundamentally things are getting worse and we still find buy the dippers

[Anonymous No.49707563]

[Anonymous No.49707565]

Jeez fuck. Look at SPY on the weekly. The last 2 week red candles look extremely bearish.

[Anonymous No.49707566]

greg needs to lay off the coke

[Anonymous No.49707569]

Hold the fuck on, the line can go down?

[Anonymous No.49707571]

selling some of my oil equities fuck this gay shit

[Anonymous No.49707572]

Fuck this I'm going fishing today.

[Anonymous No.49707575]

>>49707526
How's your gayhorse silver doing

[Anonymous No.49707583]

Post your puts

[Anonymous No.49707585]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.49707588]

Come on, let's see them circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.49707594]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49707600]

Biden will go down as the worst traitor in American history.

[Anonymous No.49707604]

Big number go down

[Anonymous No.49707607]

Just short everything, short stocks short crypto short real estate short commodities short life itself

[Anonymous No.49707609]

>>49707554
SOXL ladies cant catch a break for 6 months now

[Anonymous No.49707610]

I guess worse inflation in 40 years, massive non ending rate hikes, and an upcoming MASSIVE recession is not bullish that one was tough to see

[Anonymous No.49707611]

this is fucking insane wtf. down is under 30 now

[Anonymous No.49707612]

Wtf, POWELL GAVE EVERYONE A REASONABLE GAME PLAN. WHY IS EVERYONE STILL FUCKING SELLING?

[Anonymous No.49707613]

Fuck this I'm doing my job today.

[Anonymous No.49707615]

>>49707583
spy 374 next friday

[Anonymous No.49707623]

>market closed Monday because of niggers
Why

[Anonymous No.49707625]

yes keep pumping this reddit stock so i can fucking get out of there and never look back

[Anonymous No.49707630]

NO TENGO DINERO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49707631]

>>49707571

Don’t do it bro

[Anonymous No.49707635]

Aaaaand I'm bankrupt

[Anonymous No.49707643]

OK, so he was 14 years early...

[Anonymous No.49707642]

So, can someone tell me why the futures died?

[Anonymous No.49707648]

my puts have a bid ask ratio of 2.7k:1

[Anonymous No.49707654]

>>49707046
Yeah Ive considered dumping a percentage into it but get turned off by the fact that money could be the money that gets me 3x. Except all I've done this year is lose money even when I'd bet down. Heh guess I should've tossed that 20k loss into gold instead. Would've at least made my networth stable and given me a nice pile in case of that likely hyperinflation scenario that keeps bothering me evem when I ignore stocks.

>>49707063
Yep same. Idk if all countries would fall. I can just see that scenario where a lot of team and tell the US to take a hike. Wahlah just like that USD collapses and your gold functions as the store of value that you hopefully treated it as it will at the very least maintain value. Probably pump as multiple banks that are causing the problem go insolvent.

[Anonymous No.49707656]

>>49707554
>2%
>pumping

[Anonymous No.49707660]

WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[Anonymous No.49707658]

GAY SEX BROS WWA

[Anonymous No.49707667]

>>49707623
What do you think american culture is centered around?

[Anonymous No.49707669]

>>49707600
Worst so far

[Anonymous No.49707670]

>>49707642
Rate hikes

[Anonymous No.49707672]

>>49707551
Amateur

[Anonymous No.49707676]

>>49707642
Supposedly some European country did some shit with their interest rates so that means the US stock market should give up all gains from yesterday and more.

[Anonymous No.49707680]

>>49707575
I didn't touch that shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.49707682]

Whew, good thing I pulled all my money out of the bank! You fools are about to lose it all.

[Anonymous No.49707681]

>>49707511
Yeah. BOUGHT PUTS

[Anonymous No.49707686]

>>49707544
betting on a faggot disease to mutate into corona chans loose pit bull pox.

[Anonymous No.49707691]

>>49707531
>$3
Wait wasnt it $30 in December and January!?

[Anonymous No.49707693]

WASAWASAWASAAAA

[Anonymous No.49707695]

What's wrong with Burry's face/eye? Autism?

[Anonymous No.49707696]

HAHAHA MY 20X LEVERAGED SHORT PAID OFF

[Anonymous No.49707698]

>>49707583
FHB $30 September up 35% and climbing

[Anonymous No.49707701]

>>49707537

[Anonymous No.49707703]

The melt up seems but a fleeting memory now

[Anonymous No.49707710]

I have 350 shares of SOXL at $40. How long am I going to be this sad? I'm so, so, so fucking tired of throwing money into this absolute trash fire

[Anonymous No.49707711]

Still not buying

[Anonymous No.49707714]

>>49707656
meanwhile spy is down nearly 3% and you didn’t buy puts

[Anonymous No.49707716]

>>49707612
>reasonable game plan
>75bips at double digit inflation

[Anonymous No.49707722]

Just close your broker, it’s literally that simple.

[Anonymous No.49707730]

This market needs to crash faster.

[Anonymous No.49707731]

>>49707710
trust the plan

[Anonymous No.49707732]

WELCOME TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SHOW, BITCH! BOBO DANCE PARTY ON THE BONES OF THE MUMU!

[Anonymous No.49707739]

>>49707610
Kek, they need a beating like this.
The Dow being under 30k isn't even the start of this. The Dow might end up at 4 digits.

[Anonymous No.49707740]

>>49707710
Have you considered that maybe SOXL_shill lied and your portfolio died?

[Anonymous No.49707741]

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION

[Anonymous No.49707749]

>>49707656
Relative to SOXL, anyway

[Anonymous No.49707750]

>>49707714
Do we sell our puts now or hold on for a deeper crash?

[Anonymous No.49707755]

Reminder this is the very very beginning, not the end

Paying for 40 year of retarded policy it's not going to be fun strap in

[Anonymous No.49707760]

>>49707711
checked, This market still has blood to bleed.

[Anonymous No.49707762]

DOW SUB 30K
DOW SUB 30K
DOW SUB 30K

[Anonymous No.49707765]

We are rallying now.
The bear trap has been set.
All the people who bought the dip yesterday panic sold.
The weak hands have been shook out.
We now go into vanna + charm rally on option expiration.

[Anonymous No.49707768]

>>49707710
you might as well just hold forever now. you made a generous loan to David & Co. though, I’m sure they are very appreciative

[Anonymous No.49707771]

>3 lower lows in 4 trading days
Bros.. Is this it? Is this finally it? Are we going to actually see the capitulation now?

[Anonymous No.49707779]

Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.49707781]

>>49707710
>Buys a meme
>Hodls it
>Gets themed

Did it to yourself big guy

[Anonymous No.49707780]

>>49707731
Which is?? I legitimately believe that semis are going to crush it for pretty much the rest of our lives but all this red is fucking insane

>>49707740
Nah. I am curious what SOXL shill is doing throughout all of this red but I'm not bearish on semis in the long term

[Anonymous No.49707786]

>>49707755
>strap in
strap on
we getting fucked

[Anonymous No.49707794]

oil barons - wut do? should i buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.49707796]

>>49707695
One eye is fake

[Anonymous No.49707799]

feels comfy bros, i'm mostly all Cash, Gold, and divvie stocks like Intel and MO. People will need cigarettes and chip foundries during the recession

[Anonymous No.49707800]

BOIL kings where you at???

[Anonymous No.49707802]

>>49707755
>Reminder this is the very very beginning, not the end
>Paying for 40 year of retarded policy it's not going to be fun strap in
Reminder that retards say this during every dip before it goes to new highs.

[Anonymous No.49707806]

Can someone give me the tl;dr on bonds?
Is the going up good or bad and why?

[Anonymous No.49707809]

>>49707755
This. Fuck the West. That tranny culture working out well for you I hope.

[Anonymous No.49707812]

>>49707794
If market dies so will oil. I would be careful

[Anonymous No.49707813]

>yesterday was a bull trap

[Anonymous No.49707818]

>>49707488
Semibros, what are your price targets for Micron and AMD ?
Btw, Intel will have key products delayed, so I wouldnt put any money in them

[Anonymous No.49707820]

SIDU SIDU SIDU

[Anonymous No.49707826]

I own 500 shares of SOXL at $40

I'm sad. Going to be hungry this year.

[Anonymous No.49707828]

>>49707565
Mommy

[Anonymous No.49707827]

how low will spy go today?

[Anonymous No.49707832]

GAY
SEX

[Anonymous No.49707838]

>>49707750
we could stand to hold for a bit
next target for me is 3661.5 on the spx500 but it may not even go that far who know.

[Anonymous No.49707840]

>>49707779
/smg/ never listens.

[Anonymous No.49707842]

>>49707800
lmfao what a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.49707846]

>>49707695
He lost an eye, and he also has aspergers

[Anonymous No.49707848]

>>49707771

[Anonymous No.49707853]

>>49707750
what does your gut tell you

[Anonymous No.49707855]

Morning smg, do you remember me? I'm the one who told you to sell in October because I had a brother in Congress. You literally had inside info and you ignored me. Can't force a bull to drink?

[Anonymous No.49707857]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49707858]

>>49707750
Depends on how you think the news will be over the weekend

[Anonymous No.49707859]

>>49707806
Really bad. The biggest debt bubble in history is popping.

[Anonymous No.49707860]

>>49707780
Nothing to do but hold now, friend

t. $31 average

[Anonymous No.49707864]

>>49707575
0.0349 at the moment, would explain why they're shitposting here.

[Anonymous No.49707865]

>>49707565
>those thighs

lads...

[Anonymous No.49707869]

>>49707781
>SOXL is a meme
Go back idiot

>>49707826
Are you just going to hold? I'm still throwing like $50 or $100 at it on days like this but it really sucks

[Anonymous No.49707875]

im so very tired

[Anonymous No.49707876]

>>49707859
Bubble is so big it's basically inconceivable.

[Anonymous No.49707878]

> Shitty inflation
> Yurop on the verge of collapse
> Shitty prices on gas and food
> Senile President
> War in Ukraine
> China slowdown and Covid Lockdown
> Inverted yield curve
> Rate hikes

NOT. FUCKING. BUYING

[Anonymous No.49707879]

>>49707612
He did the exact same things last month. Pumped on his 50 point hike then cratered the next day. You guys are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.49707881]

>>49707855
When is the bottom

[Anonymous No.49707885]

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8


YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
TO THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

[Anonymous No.49707886]

>>49707695
he gave his eye to Mimir

[Anonymous No.49707889]

Just bought the dip on an oil stock and a farmed salmon stock.

Convince me I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.49707895]

This little nigger here is holding cash
Say something nice about him

[Anonymous No.49707900]

SPY?!

[Anonymous No.49707901]

>>49707860
Mine is $27 and I'm close to selling. Not going to sell the bottom, but if it pumps over the next week or two I'm out with a loss.

[Anonymous No.49707914]

>>49707860
Please tell me he didn't actually say this, it's nothing but interracial couples in ads

[Anonymous No.49707917]

>>49707800
congrats - i wanna punch the worm that talked me out of buying yesterday

[Anonymous No.49707918]

WHY ARE WE RALLYING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49707919]

>>49707806
Yes and yes
Because they're usable for diversity in portfolio but also market indicators

[Anonymous No.49707922]

>>49707860
post the clip of him saying that

[Anonymous No.49707925]

CRUDE NEW LOWS

[Anonymous No.49707932]

>>49707488
Swiss Central Bank raising rates scared everyone shitless, and now ECB is in a weird situation. Also looks like the US raising rates hard and often is going to make other places do the same, and we're going to get a big deflationary spiral all over the fucking place.

[Anonymous No.49707936]

>>49707878
America is in the worst place it has ever been politically, socially, and economically.

There will be a civil war within 10 years

[Anonymous No.49707937]

>>49707885
At least post the good version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzg

[Anonymous No.49707938]

>>49707900
At least today was the smallest SPY gap down in a while...

[Anonymous No.49707940]

i bought the oil dip

[Anonymous No.49707946]

>>49707879
The question that you didn't answer is WHY though, faggot. It's just fucking wild manipulation.

[Anonymous No.49707951]

>>49707881
Not for a long time according to what I'm told. If you can't stand losses hold, but you'll "wish you sold yesterday" for a while.

[Anonymous No.49707953]

$AAPL is down over 3% early

[Anonymous No.49707956]

>>49707918
that was me, starting to use some cash. bought SSO. also XLE calls

[Anonymous No.49707963]

>sold all my SPY when it jumped for 382 yesterday

Thanks Jerome for the exit pump! Holy shit!

[Anonymous No.49707967]

>>49707786
That would imply we'd get to cum at some point. Also, turn around, it's not a strap and the hair you're feeling against your tender turd cutter isn't pubes. It's bear fur.

[Anonymous No.49707972]

>>49707875
that is simply the result of it being so tiresome anon

[Anonymous No.49707975]

>>49707925
It was this low a few hours ago.

[Anonymous No.49707977]

>>49707654
So many spelling errors, too many to bother correcting. Guess this is what happens when I type fast without looking over what I wrote. This is getting tiresome anons, I do the same with job testing but at least I check my spelling cause I know I write stuff fast and end up missing parts I assumed I wrote but ended up assuming the sentence in my head was clearly written out.

[Anonymous No.49707983]

I only 570 why is't updating... on what? ...all right

[Anonymous No.49707990]

https://youtu.be/R5XIGOlRQc8?t=67

[Anonymous No.49707992]

>>49707869
>Go back
Post bags lmaoooooooooooooooo

All 3x ETFs are horrible for anything more than day trading

[Anonymous No.49707995]

>>49707956
I can't believe you've done this!

[Anonymous No.49707999]

>>49707938
LOL bobo will be fucking all your wives and daughters by eoy at this rate

[Anonymous No.49708002]

Also this LOL

[Anonymous No.49708006]

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2KyK3pqj4

[Anonymous No.49708018]

>>49707975
It broke that low, but it looks like there were buyers waiting.

[Anonymous No.49708022]

bullniggers on suicidewatch

[Anonymous No.49708024]

>>49708002
What is double width quote relief??

[Anonymous No.49708030]

>Checkmate Anti-Semites on /smg/
t.You know who

[Anonymous No.49708033]

>>49707682
Explain? They pulling a reverse bailout in one of them eurpoean countries where they take the peoples savings to bail out banks evem thpugh they too have money printers that can be blamed but instead the people get screwed over?

Its one reason im reluctant about savings accounts at this point. I can see them stealing my money legally.

[Anonymous No.49708037]

I don't understand how somthing can be close only. WHO THE FUCK IS STILL ALLOWED TO BUY IT THAT IM SELLING TO.

[Anonymous No.49708039]

what happens next?

[Anonymous No.49708045]

>>49707992
Man people like you are so insufferably wrong about 3x ETFs. So cocky, so wrong. If you would buy and hold any of the underlying, why not buy and hold something that tracks them with triple leverage if you expect them to eventually go up?

[Anonymous No.49708049]

>>49707937

[Anonymous No.49708050]

>>49707967
And you turn around too sweet bobo. Me and my SIGA shares want that bobo bussy.

[Anonymous No.49708055]

Is OIL high risk now?

[Anonymous No.49708056]

CONGRATS SIDU MARINES AND ROCKER

[Anonymous No.49708059]

Time to slurp

[Anonymous No.49708065]

>>49708039
like anyone has a fucking clue

[Anonymous No.49708071]

>>49707914
>>49707922
It's not as bad as the screencap makes it seem
https://youtu.be/ZEtPV-qvLe8?t=1030

[Anonymous No.49708078]

>>49708050
hey broski are you rich from SIDU?

[Anonymous No.49708079]

>>49707983
THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT
THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CANT STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.49708080]

BURN, BABY, BURN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8TyIEAqps

[Anonymous No.49708083]

>>49708055
Oil always peaks and then crashes in a recession. Maybe we peaked.

[Anonymous No.49708085]

>he bought the """dip""" at 450
>he bought the """dip""" at 430
>he bought the """dip""" at 410
>he bought the """dip""" at 390
>he bought the """dip""" at 380
>he bought the """dip""" at 370

[Anonymous No.49708091]

>>49708018
On tradingview it has the low of the day for USOIL at $112.77, a few minutes ago it got to $112.82.

[Anonymous No.49708092]

>>49708055
OIL IS DEAD. GAS TANKS WILL BE FILLED WITH SOLAR PANELS NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49708096]

>>49708030

[Anonymous No.49708110]

I regret buying SOXL

[Anonymous No.49708114]

>>49707940
I went hard on BOIL but I think we'll see a technical short term reversal. Going to buy KOLD in the next hour.

[Anonymous No.49708121]

DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, BOBROS

[Anonymous No.49708125]

I'm glad I didn't buy in, but I'm also upset that I haven't once traded SQQQ

[Anonymous No.49708126]

Dollars weak today, bond yields look unsure. We might actually reverse, because the market seems positioned currently as if it expects a reversal in the dollar today.

[Anonymous No.49708127]

>>49708078
Im up $1000 wish i had bought more

[Anonymous No.49708128]

>>49708071
It’s worse

[Anonymous No.49708129]

>>49708065
not true, my hindustan horoscope was correct. ill have to consult the oracles on market close.

[Anonymous No.49708135]

>>49707710
Ive been continously screwed over by that stock. It doesn't help there are those annoying smug Lum posters (which also ruined the character). Every tome I touched that dumpster fire Id get wrecked. Tolo think had I went all in at 25 id have lost 40% of my networth in under 2 weeks. To make it worse had I gone all in at the peak in December I'd be down over 80% already.

[Anonymous No.49708140]

>>49708071
wow, america is toast

[Anonymous No.49708142]

>>49708078
Rich? No, even I didn't expect it to pump this high. I took my profits yesterday, and dumped them into SIGA. Definitely easy money though.

[Anonymous No.49708147]

And just like that, DOW will never be below 30,000 EVER again.

[Anonymous No.49708154]

digits and spy hits 365 today

[Anonymous No.49708157]

>>49708110
I don’t. I just regret not selling it sooner.

[Anonymous No.49708169]

lol
Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.49708171]

>>49707488
Watch

[Anonymous No.49708173]

>>49707711
Ive had this attitude but i keep getting roped in with "pocket change" and lose a noticebale sum only to realize I used more than what id consider pocket change. Getting real sick of this.

[Anonymous No.49708176]

>>49708091
I was looking at CL. It looks like tradingview may still be on the old contract and hasn't rolled to august. That's what I was watching.

[Anonymous No.49708178]

>>49707740
SOXL_shill said to sell SOXL when under 200ma. He even posted in the threads a few weeks ago to remind people of that.
SOXL millionaire (the other SOXLer) just sells calls and doesn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.49708181]

So mumus have to wait until powell speaks again to get a one day rally again huh?

[Anonymous No.49708182]

you slurped BOIL yesterday, right?
right?

[Anonymous No.49708184]

i dont know why im happy about bobo gains, the economy is fucking dying, the country is falling apart. so what if i have money.

[Anonymous No.49708187]

Biden cheering that the FED knock WTI down a few pegs but OIL Barons will have the last laugh

[Anonymous No.49708195]

I regret.

[Anonymous No.49708201]

>>49708171
And learn

[Anonymous No.49708203]

Should I scoop up soxl or wait longer

[Anonymous No.49708207]

Holy fuck look at NRGU's month chart
That's one hell of a dip.
>>49708176
Well it just broke the low anyway lol

[Anonymous No.49708211]

Is the recovery in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.49708215]

>>49707800
reporting in
3k and counting
ez money

[Anonymous No.49708218]

housing will crash this summer.

[Anonymous No.49708238]

>>49708079
THIS WHAT HAPPENS TO BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

I TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT THE DOW HISTORY

[Anonymous No.49708239]

>>49708218
War is coming

[Anonymous No.49708242]

>>49708050
My bussy is already taken by j-pow. Fucking animal keeps coming back for more, it's so bad the markets are about to die because he keeps coming back.

Also grats on making a shitload on SIDU but beware buttblasted trannies trying to report you for insider trading.

[Anonymous No.49708243]

>>49708002
Explain this to me like I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.49708245]

Shall I sell XLE for a 5% loss?

[Anonymous No.49708251]

what's a good real-time ticker for the NASDAQ on tradingview?

[Anonymous No.49708264]

>>49708071
>23 min video
>no timestamp
absolutely geriatric is all I can say

[Anonymous No.49708266]

>>49708203
buy now. catch the knife.
or wait for the capitulation phase to be over and but when theres a clear indication of a bull market.

[Anonymous No.49708267]

>>49707937
Perfect

[Anonymous No.49708271]

>>49708085
actually I sold all my shit at 440

[Anonymous No.49708278]

Literally sell everything before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.49708283]

>>49708218
Housing will never crash lmao

[Anonymous No.49708288]

>>49708218
euro bond crisis is already here, why not repeat the whole 2008 financial crisis while we're at it? Good times

[Anonymous No.49708305]

I am SO SO SO SO SO fucking tired of this man. I don't even know what to do anymore. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.49708307]

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

[Anonymous No.49708308]

Are people really capitulating holy shit

[Anonymous No.49708314]

>>49708288
my body is ready

[Anonymous No.49708315]

Hahahahhaah literal retards fell for the bounce yesterday.

How does it feel to be retarded? All you had to do was wait a whole day. We kept telling you not to buy yesterday but you did it anyway

[Anonymous No.49708319]

>>49708266
>when theres a clear indication of a bull market
anon, I….

[Anonymous No.49708321]

THEYRE BUYING! ITS DOWN 3% AND WE"RE IN A BEAR MARKET, AND THEYRE BUYING

[Anonymous No.49708322]

>>49708283
buying more puts now.
>>49708288
Extremely likely. Their banks will begin to go under. I am sure if you saw the credit default swap payouts on their banks that premiums are going up on them.

[Anonymous No.49708325]

>>49708243
>>49708024
they're relaxing some of the rules on option spreads for the market makers

[Anonymous No.49708330]

>>49708251
ndx

[Anonymous No.49708336]

Anyone who took 75bp hike as a buy signal deserved every lick of pain they get today, especially with the EOD rise.

[Anonymous No.49708340]

>>49708283
Angelo Mozilo is on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.49708350]

here comes the dump

[Anonymous No.49708351]

>>49708315
usually SOXL bounces +15% on FOMC rally. It barely went up 5%.

[Anonymous No.49708353]

>>49708305
Stop buying options

[Anonymous No.49708357]

>>49708315
I sold yesterday so now I can average down

[Anonymous No.49708360]

>>49708305
dont despair anon
ladder bitcoin buys for when it breaks 20k
you will thank me in a year or two

[Anonymous No.49708371]

>>49708330
that one is delayed by 15 minutes too. Is there no way to get a real-time one without paying?

[Anonymous No.49708373]

This is the day of the crash
I can feel it

[Anonymous No.49708378]

Copper looks like it may actually go sub $4 this time.

[Anonymous No.49708382]

>>49708360
btc should be pegged to the cost for a bag of weed

[Anonymous No.49708384]

im fucking miserable holy shit

down -30% YTD

fuck me im just beyond depressed

congrats bobos, you were right. I was wrong. congrats on doubling your portfolio while I lost all of mine

[Anonymous No.49708386]

My MS puts are doing very well, extremely well today. ORCL however is literally the strongest fucking company on the face of the fucking earth however it appears.

[Anonymous No.49708388]

Is it too late to buy SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.49708389]

>>49707488
i love gold so much, stocks suck ass. thank god i pulled out a while ago.

[Anonymous No.49708391]

This is retarded.

[Anonymous No.49708390]

Is .75 rate hikes adjusted for inflation? So is a .75 equivalent to a 10% rate hike? Holy shit Fucken clown world

[Anonymous No.49708405]

post more jams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

[Anonymous No.49708406]

just pump or dump already

[Anonymous No.49708409]

Everyone and their mom knows there is a huge demand for housing with no supply. What the Feds are doing is demand destruction, which doesn't fucking change the supply or the supply holders (landlords), so why the fuck would housing crash?

Besides, everyone saw the 2008 and anyone with 1/2 an IQ point would be buying all the properties if there was a crash.

[Anonymous No.49708413]

Look at DXY.
Buy the dip.
Puts wash out tomorrow on expiration.
$3.2 trillion expiration.

[Anonymous No.49708412]

>>49708371
That's almost realtime or at most a tick behind. I was comparing it with realtime

[Anonymous No.49708419]

This is the last big dip we'll have for at least a few weeks. Slurping up some commodities is fairly safe.

Unless a recession kicks off, which isn't likely.

[Anonymous No.49708438]

>>49708384
>>49708305
Hey bros, we’re literally not going to go up until you sell, just so you know. You posted your Accts, it’s too late, the glowies will literally drive this market to zero if you don’t sell

[Anonymous No.49708440]

Well, at least Walmart has my back.

[Anonymous No.49708441]

>>49708419
Jerome what are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.49708443]

>>49708405
Stop posting this stupid crypto frog

[Anonymous No.49708447]

>>49708419
>unlikely
Nigger, the recession is already here.

[Anonymous No.49708450]

>>49708378
Deflation

[Anonymous No.49708451]

>>49708419
(You)

[Anonymous No.49708454]

Didn't want to be greedy so I sold my sidu for $8.50. Thanks John's dad for the hot tip. What else does he got? You should call him for Father's day and ask.

[Anonymous No.49708452]

How many dips have you slurped?

[Anonymous No.49708453]

GOD DAMNIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49708455]

>>49708353
I don't trade options

>>49708438
Fuck that I'm never selling

[Anonymous No.49708460]

Friday OpEx is going to determine the fate of the market at this point.

[Anonymous No.49708462]

When do i buy /the dip/?

[Anonymous No.49708464]

qqqs down 3%
semis down 5%

[Anonymous No.49708488]

>>49708405
>post more jams
Okay

[Anonymous No.49708490]

>>49708452
used 15% of my cash. now i'll sit on my hands for a bit

[Anonymous No.49708492]

>>49708419
whats recession?

[Anonymous No.49708494]

crabfest

[Anonymous No.49708502]

>>49708388
nah we'll be dumping until sept. but only buy on a spike

[Anonymous No.49708503]

>>49708450
Yeah, I was thinking about that. Inflation is the story, but there may be enough demand destruction we get deflation.

[Anonymous No.49708504]

>>49708447
the mask doesnt come off till the Fall, the show goes on for one last grab in the summer

[Anonymous No.49708509]

>>49708242
>Insider trading
Kek if I can handle the tranny jannies, the SEC will be a breeze. Nothing is worse than dealing with a janny that's currently dilating.

[Anonymous No.49708519]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngXrp_mKO-o

[Anonymous No.49708522]

THATS WHAT WE CALL A CAPITUALTION

[Anonymous No.49708520]

>>49708405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I75EVhy5s8k

[Anonymous No.49708523]

>>49708454
Hey that's my cat

[Anonymous No.49708528]

AAAAAAAAAAAA FIRE SALE IS STARTING
ITS BEEN A PLEASURE NIGGERS
SEE YOU AT -6%

[Anonymous No.49708530]

go under 368 pos

[Anonymous No.49708531]

POST MORE RED THEMES
https://youtu.be/VAIoPlX_Zpg

[Anonymous No.49708540]

>>49708454
imagine buying calls on every anons whisper
jesus christ that would have let you retire.

[Anonymous No.49708542]

Sell SQQQ or are we going lower tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49708547]

OIL bros how we holding up? We have to be getting oversold by now.

[Anonymous No.49708550]

Man fuck this I'm almost down $1000 for today. Fucking nonsense. Month after month of shit like this.

[Anonymous No.49708551]

>>49708443
unless you can take out the crypto thing while keeping the coconut cup, i wont.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij65wvAGX-c

[Anonymous No.49708552]

>DOW about to hit 29,900
:)

[Anonymous No.49708558]

EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49708559]

>>49708523
No it isn't. Also post more. He's cute.

[Anonymous No.49708560]

My dog died last night and now this

I'm so close to selling everything I own and driving trucks so very far away from everything and everyone.

[Anonymous No.49708564]

>U.S. Mortgage Rates Rise by 55 Basis Points Over One Week --WSJ
>Rates for 30-Year Fixed Mortgage Hit Highest Level Since 2008 --WSJ
Hard times coming up

[Anonymous No.49708574]

>Hello please put me through to Mr. Jerome Powell
>Yes I would like to discuss how some of his recent comments have affected my portfolio
>No you may not put me on hold thank you

[Anonymous No.49708579]

>>49708560
Not your blog, don't care. I would have bought puts on his life.

[Anonymous No.49708587]

>>49708460
<insert here> is going to determine the fate of the market! #275

[Anonymous No.49708593]

>>49708547
I'm all in on BOIL. green day for me.

[Anonymous No.49708592]

Why is Redbox??

[Anonymous No.49708595]

>>49708531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwauF7_kWA4

[Anonymous No.49708596]

>>49708560
Sorry about your dog anon, but you shouldn't have been so exuberant. This downturn was telegraphed months ago.

[Anonymous No.49708607]

>>49708560
My father passed this week anon. He was the last trusted authority figure in my life that I was close with. At least he doesn't have to suffer through a recession. He wasn't depressed yet, but his quality of life was definitely going down.

[Anonymous No.49708615]

NEW
>>49708580
NEW
>>49708580
NEW
>>49708580

[Anonymous No.49708618]

>>49708560
all dogs go to heaven anon

[Anonymous No.49708620]

>>49708264
Timestamp's in the YT link

[Anonymous No.49708621]

>>49708560

Sorry about your dog Anon. I lost my 15 year old cat in April, same week I got covid.

Its been a tough year for many.

[Anonymous No.49708627]

>>49708559
He's a very good boy. He makes me carry him around the house all day.
>>49708560
I'm sorry anon RIP pupper

[Anonymous No.49708628]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49708630]

>>49708592
Why did AMC 74$ last year?

[Anonymous No.49708631]

>>49708592
Poorfags don't use subscription services and they're too dumb to pirate and too poor to afford computers.

[Anonymous No.49708638]

>>49708560
F

[Anonymous No.49708641]

>>49708560
I'm sorry to hear that anon.

[Anonymous No.49708644]

>>49708305
I started winning when I started only giving a shit about macros.

[Anonymous No.49708662]

>>49708560
F, i'm not too far from losing mine too

[Anonymous No.49708733]

>>49708045
Because they trend down due to market crabbing. They'll never truly track up at 3% because the 3% drop makes the 3% jump less than it should be

Do you even have any idea how they work?

Post your fucking bags retard

[Anonymous No.49708747]

>>49708595
>Alexa play demise of a nation
https://youtu.be/eduwBgDcMwY

[Anonymous No.49708759]

>>49708607
>>49708560
Sorry anons

[Anonymous No.49708761]

>>49708560
Sorry anon. Lost mine last year.

[Anonymous No.49708788]

>>49708607
Sorry bro

[Anonymous No.49708794]

>>49708413
What are some aggressive options plays that can be made and when would be the time to buy? By time, I mean 2pm, 3pm, sometime tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49708826]

>>49708452
went all in, can't wait to sell when the dead kek ponce scratches.

[Anonymous No.49708872]

>>49707488
>Barts don't happen in stocks

[Anonymous No.49709038]

>>49707488
smg told me not to buy siga??? its the only thing green???

[Anonymous No.49709639]

>>49707813
and today is a bear trap

[Anonymous No.49709887]

>>49707575
The only people who bought into that obvious scam were the people not listening to cmmg and pmg fundamentals.