/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.49698735]

Late night drive Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>49695684

[Anonymous No.49698764]

keep seething putin cucks

[Anonymous No.49698765]

My calls are safe… right bull chads?

[Anonymous No.49698770]

Just getting up for work at my bong job, Americans are on their 16th cheeseburger of the night whilst the market turns downwards. Life is good

[Anonymous No.49698784]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49698791]

>>49698765
if you sell by friday

[Anonymous No.49698808]

How we feeling about that rate hike fellow federal bank enthusiasts?
I for one am happy that futures are continuing to slide.

[Anonymous No.49698811]

If you are experiencing anal and mouth rashes, I have news for you GAYBROS

[Anonymous No.49698813]

>>49698765
yes, if they are covered calls

[Anonymous No.49698835]

>>49698764
If 4chan were a publicly traded company (Ticker: 4AIDS) I would go bankrupt shorting it until they made "This post belongs on pol" one of the dropdowns on the arrow for regular posts instead of just threads. Especially on blue boards.

[Anonymous No.49698841]

Hello from Russia.
Buy SIGA, yes?
Glory to the double mothered American military comrades. Remember to kiss a gay man, give to Israel, and kneel to BLM!

[Anonymous No.49698842]

>>49698811
What if I’m experiencing crippling depression and disassociation?

[Anonymous No.49698848]

>>49698735
I did 10 days of nofap

[Anonymous No.49698851]

>>49698745
>The yearly rsi crossed this week.
bullish?

[Anonymous No.49698867]

>>49698848
congrats, bust one in celebration

[Anonymous No.49698872]

>>49698848
Ah, fellow Magic: the Gathering enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.49698873]

>>49698842
That's called life

[Anonymous No.49698875]

>>49698784
CHECK A COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49698883]

Did I buy too early? I have about 18k in cash left

[Anonymous No.49698892]

>-12% YTD

How is your year going so far, anon?

[Anonymous No.49698895]

Whoah... futures have really dropped to flatlining...

[Anonymous No.49698901]

>>49698883
we could go to 3000 on SPX on a very bearish outlook, but i think 3500-3700 is fine, probably a lot of crabbing this year

[Anonymous No.49698903]

>>49698883
Interesting

[Anonymous No.49698904]

>>49698841
What insolvent shithole do you hail from or are you too embarrassed to say?

[Anonymous No.49698907]

>>49698835
Never have truer words been spoken. It’s a option on other boards, not sure why not Biz.

[Anonymous No.49698918]

>>49698873
My squirrel friend was caught by a hawk. He always accompanied me along the fence post on me walks. :(

[Anonymous No.49698919]

Remember when Russia wouldn't invade because "they would get banned from swift" and " they don't want to loose the money from selling gas" "and they don't want the NS2 cancelled"?
I remember

[Anonymous No.49698926]

>>49698883
way too early..you'll be fine if you hold a long time.

[Anonymous No.49698930]

>>49698835
Isn't Reddit going public this year?

[Anonymous No.49698935]

>>49698867
God damn. She looks fecund as hell and I would love to nut a big, juicy, gargantuan wad of my warm, moist, thick cum into her pussy and father a dozen kids with her but she probably has a body count that puts the Holocaust to shame.

[Anonymous No.49698933]

>>49698919
yeah, putin probably should have listened to /smg/. then he wouldnt have completely embarrassed himself and got him stuck in his current predicament

[Anonymous No.49698934]

>>49698811
Its actually crazy how far they are going to protect gay people from the narrative that this is essentially only effecting promiscuous gay dudes who are getting this.

[Anonymous No.49698940]

>>49698808
Fucking collapse or bounce, I hate this slow dance down.

[Anonymous No.49698950]

I still have to watch the FOMC address. I got the 75 bps increase but I've been hearing something about house prices needing to come down? Hoping to watch it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49698961]

>>49698933
>should have listened to /smg/.
And lost most of his money?

[Anonymous No.49698963]

>>49698867
is this the girl from euphoria?

[Anonymous No.49698968]

>>49698904
>what impoverished shithole
Florida

[Anonymous No.49698970]

>>49698907
I have 2 things in common with that pic
Alienated from family, and sent to gas chamber. Obviously made by a seething tranny who will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.49698973]

>>49698963
yeah

[Anonymous No.49699008]

>>49698867
I nutted so many times to this skank I simply have no desire to do it again, or any skank for that matter

[Anonymous No.49699026]

>>49698973
Her face is unfortunate but I love the milkies so much

[Anonymous No.49699028]

Uhhh? Why are futures flat now. We were giga fuckin green earlier

[Anonymous No.49699033]

>>49699008
A fellow SIGA holder I see

[Anonymous No.49699034]

>>49698867
does she have autism eyes

[Anonymous No.49699036]

>>49699008
People watch a show about trannies for a slut?

[Anonymous No.49699048]

>>49698940
Today really was a schizo mess.

[Anonymous No.49699051]

>>49699028
No market move should be able to surprise you at this point

[Anonymous No.49699053]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49699061]

look at SIDU john was right

[Anonymous No.49699071]

>>49699036
Never seen her show just on coom bait threads on /tv/

[Anonymous No.49699072]

>>49698935
>probably has a body count that puts the Holocaust to shame.
Fuck I hate how safari doesn’t show webm

>>49698919
It’s bizarre, who would of guessed he would be this retarded. Ukraine’s no prize even if it was easily conquered. They can’t even beat the easy part and have to deal with guerrilla insurgents. Still I hope to pick up some cheap Russian stocks when they are back on the market.

[Anonymous No.49699075]

>>49699028
>he thought today wasn't yet another fed exit pump

[Anonymous No.49699077]

>>49699034
Read her bio on wiki. She is a certified autist.

[Anonymous No.49699092]

>>49698968
Once again, I hate the fuck out of women.
Look at these whores.

[Anonymous No.49699096]

Night faggots and to you rocker, i know your reading this you retarded faggot idiot who cant change his ip

[Anonymous No.49699098]

>>49698930
God I hope so then I can get rich off shorting libfag neets

[Anonymous No.49699112]

>>49699096
goodnight

[Anonymous No.49699115]

futes not bussin f*m....

[Anonymous No.49699117]

[Anonymous No.49699126]

>>49698935
>but she probably has a body count that puts the Holocaust to shame
So anything greater than 1

[Anonymous No.49699156]

what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.49699161]

...aaaaaand we're back

[Anonymous No.49699173]

Wow the new TDA website looks like ass.

[Anonymous No.49699185]

>futes all negative
>VIX still red

Fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.49699196]

>>49699061
Yoooooo NICE. I threw a couple bucks at it figuring I'd lose it all. Finally I got in big on a big pumper.

[Anonymous No.49699201]

>>49698970
I personally doubt it came from the 0.3% of the population that lives rent free in your head, but that’s just because I took statistics in university.

[Anonymous No.49699248]

What is a good ETF to put my life savings into?

Don't say ARKK; I will lynch you.

[Anonymous No.49699250]

NRGU or UCO?

[Anonymous No.49699253]

>>49698872
Only cost me $500 CDN after taxes and shipping

[Anonymous No.49699256]

>>49698848
enjoy your prostate cancer.

[Anonymous No.49699257]

Am I a bad person for vicariously taking enjoyment from watching this Celsius suffering?

[Anonymous No.49699266]

>>49699185
futures are only slightly red of zero. vix is not strictly a line go down indicator. that's not how it works. if you want direct line go down profit you short that line.

[Anonymous No.49699267]

>>49698918
F
Life is brutal. Sorry bud.

[Anonymous No.49699269]

>>49699248
Probably some vanguard security or some shit,

[Anonymous No.49699291]

>>49698735
Safest type of industry to invest in? I heard energy was doing well.

[Anonymous No.49699297]

>he didn't short vix

[Anonymous No.49699302]

>>49698930
It is, but since it's a really useful honeypot and narrative-stirring cauldron with a shitload of ESG money behind it short at your own peril. Plus the shitty admins/moderation/policies are starting to piss off the lefties just as much as the righties so I'm expecting they pull a Digg and turn into nothingness within no more than half a decade. At least aside from the porn boards, I do hate reddit more than you can ever imagine but holy shit there is no better goldmine for amateur wank fodder on the internet.

[Anonymous No.49699303]

>>49698918
kill that fucking hawk, one of them attacked my friends dog, cant stand bird shitters

[Anonymous No.49699305]

>>49699256
Jew FUD

[Anonymous No.49699318]

>>49699156
Don't believe them, it's a sign
>Yes yes just take out another mortgage
>We won't even margin call you when you get underwater, we swear
>*If we meant if

[Anonymous No.49699319]

>>49698918
thats nature, death completes the circle of life
learn to appreciate death as much as life, they are both beautiful

[Anonymous No.49699324]

>>49699291
Homsexuality is at ath and the bullrunnlooks to continue

[Anonymous No.49699329]

Do the forex markets even matter?

[Anonymous No.49699337]

>>49699257
No, These people haven't learned anything from crypto history. MT. Gox was less than a decade ago and they still haven't paid out the balance that they owe. Ever since then the advice has always been: Do not keep your coins on an exchange. But these people are dumbdumbs so they do exactly that.
They think crypto exchanges are like brokerages that have FDIC issurance - they aren't.

[Anonymous No.49699347]

I have a pool.

[Anonymous No.49699351]

>>49699257
Na if he kept that much on an exchange he knew the risk he was taking and was after yield.

[Anonymous No.49699353]

>>49698851
Something like that ya

[Anonymous No.49699368]

>>49699329
yes, but why waste your time trading against banks and algos

they say FX forecasters make astrologers look good

[Anonymous No.49699372]

>>49699257
I mean. Even illiterate village pajeets where I'm from would tell you not to trust risk free high interest rates

[Anonymous No.49699375]

>>49699329
Sometimes, sometimes not so much

[Anonymous No.49699378]

+7.14%

whooooo! guys i think that i'm actually going to make it!

[Anonymous No.49699384]

>>49699351
Anon
Redditors and normalfags unironically think line go up and right and cant get liquidated or crash

[Anonymous No.49699397]

>>49699303
that's nature anon. If you save the squirrel then the hawk dies and vice versa. One must die so that the other may live. This is nature and life. Who are we to interfere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7K4bFPm5_k

[Anonymous No.49699400]

>>49699248
VOO or VTI. Not right now though. Be patient and then start buying once per week.

[Anonymous No.49699410]

I hope we didn't reach the bottom yet, Im 75% cash, me and a million others are eager to jump back into the market

Hopefully this months gigapump won't destroy all the bears, come on bros stay in the fight, SPY to 0 remember?

[Anonymous No.49699414]

>>49699248
SARK

[Anonymous No.49699416]

>>49699256
Senpai busting a nut once a day to once every other day is more than enough to prevent prostate cancer and doesn't have to be to porn or degen roasties with filters and 5lbs of makeup on. Take the boomer pill and just bang one out in the morning shower to your imagination, the number of dudes that "can't make it through the day" without blasting rope until they're dribbling is too damn high. Nobody needs that much dopamine and that's how you get a vitamin deficiency.

[Anonymous No.49699420]

>>49699257
>>49699337

It isn't the same people, those people get wiped out and never come back, these guys are just new suckers who get used, go in way over their heads probably from the allure of escaping their shitty wagecuck lives and lose everything. Tale as old as time.

[Anonymous No.49699422]

>>49699397
i cant let go

[Anonymous No.49699433]

>>49699257

[Anonymous No.49699442]

>>49699416
Once a day is a lot really, once a week is great and the nut feels better

[Anonymous No.49699467]

>>49699420
>Tale as old as time.
>True as it can be
>Barely even friends
>Then somebody bends
>Unexpectedly
Comfy

[Anonymous No.49699471]

>>49699410
just like crypto, every dip buyer has to be in the red and demoralized and out of cash before the real bottom is established. once these things get going theres no stopping them until we get to that point, unless we have QE. which we arent getting

[Anonymous No.49699481]

>>49699257
i wouldn't be shocked if he's been holding those 45 eth since last year, maybe even 2 years, poor guy. could've sold im sure at 450k. oh well that's life :)

[Anonymous No.49699513]

>>49699481
Greed, anon. It’s a sin for a reason. Commit it, and you suffer your own hell. God provides. Man squanders it.
You don’t even have to believe to see that.

[Anonymous No.49699536]

>>49699471
>unless we have QE. which we arent getting

Anon, I....

[Anonymous No.49699566]

There is a reason Fed opens their dirty mouth on Wednesday

What they don't want you to know is, their numbers already account for what happens the following day in the morning at 8:30 AM EST when unemployment numbers are released

[Anonymous No.49699577]

>>49699536
european monetary policy literally does not matter. this is especially true since theyre on the borderline of collapse since theyre the big loser of the ukraine situation
i would say i appreciate their sacrifice since im an american but really its their own dumbass fucking fault. people forget NS2 was financed by germany to try and bring russia into the european fold. howd that work out for you you fucking dumbass krauts

[Anonymous No.49699647]

>>49699053
I hate this faggot

[Anonymous No.49699648]

>>49699112
https://voca.ro/11Rw1CjlnuiF
I lied, i'm at home now. Want to play Hunt Showdown?

[Anonymous No.49699661]

>>49699442
I think preventing prostate cancer is less about trying to put a number on how often people should nut, and more about "hey maybe keep the fucking pipes from getting clogged". I do generally agree though, nutting after not busting for a week or two is spectacular. I keep it to once every three days so I can really fill the lady up and make her happy.

[Anonymous No.49699674]

They. Are. Selling. Local. Vol. Then. Going. Long. Vol. On. Back. Months.
You Don't Listen To Them.

[Anonymous No.49699690]

>>49699416
>morning shower to your imagination
I haven't talked to a woman my age in 8 years. I work at a shitty dead end job that is all male; there is nothing to imagine and I think it is creepy to masterbate to people that haven't gave you their permission to do it such as normal people you meet in everyday life.

in the shower ? how long do you last, 3 mins ?
do you realize the kind of damage you are doing only lasting 3 mins.

long KMB

[Anonymous No.49699701]

>>49699674
i'm long svix senpai.

[Anonymous No.49699712]

>>49699701
Enjoy getting pozzed.

[Anonymous No.49699731]

>>49699674
i decided on mostly SARK, entering friday. the NRDS option chain is a bit too illiquid

[Anonymous No.49699735]

>>49699731
Hi.

[Anonymous No.49699740]

>>49699690
>hey bro gimme fine details about how you masturbate haha it's not gay I'm just concerned about you
I don't care about your problems in life and will continue to manage myself how I best see fit. Figure it out on your own.

[Anonymous No.49699745]

New jrock video just dropped!

[Anonymous No.49699762]

>New jrock video just dropped!

[Anonymous No.49699777]

>>49699762
jay to the r to the o to the z

[Anonymous No.49699779]

>>49699397
What if you save the squierll then give the Hawk half your sandwich

[Anonymous No.49699780]

>>49699735
Well what do you think? You think i come to these threads to chitchat? I need my confirmation bias

[Anonymous No.49699807]

So he wants to go long on SARK when he can make a more concentrated levered bet on NRDS.

But he is right that there is illiquidity in the NRDS chain.

I'm wondering if he just wants to short NRDS because he's seen some dipshit on the 4channel spamming the stupid thesis on NRDS.

Why doesn't he go short on a more clear levered beta bet like CVNA, or TSLA if premiums are affordable. Or MSTR.

MSTR. Lol. He wants to short NRDS but not CVNA or MSTR.

[Anonymous No.49699826]

>>49699740
enjoy your cancer.

long HCA

[Anonymous No.49699833]

But he is very correct that SARK is a good play should the beta keep working in his favor. It's a hands off beta shit short.

I just don't know why he cares about the NRDS as a short when there are more liquid individual stock shorts to bet on.

[Anonymous No.49699878]

Y'all ready for the FOMC + OPEX rally, right? 4000 EOW

[Anonymous No.49699893]

>>49699577
>european monetary policy literally does not matter.
aye. I wouldn't say they're bordering on collapse though. EPB usually does very Ameriburger market pumping these days, their QE is powerful in domestic mkts.

It doesn't matter for American equities specifically but bonds on American soil will be alleviated by knock on effects from asset purchase programs

[Anonymous No.49699922]

>>49699878
Vix getting rocked but es can’t seem to break 3800… no surprise on the former given record put buying on Monday, but which one is going to give?

Don't bank on a definite rally. Remember that today's bullshit 200 bps move upwards in an hour was simply just an indication that the market is very hedged for a downside move

slow bleed, no crash.

Not with a bang. But with a whimper.

[Anonymous No.49699943]

>>49699878
>OPEX
Oh right, specifically on OpEx im not willing to make a prediction, but don't be surprised if localized vol selling stops and we get a push down just because so many calls will get crushed

Puts wont get crushed as hard looking at volatility surfaces on ES front months

[Anonymous No.49699957]

Are my oil bags going to go up today?

[Anonymous No.49699969]

>>49699833
Everything's already sold off so much though. Shouldn't you be putting on your value investor hat and going long at this point?

[Anonymous No.49699973]

>>49699893
>It doesn't matter for American equities specifically but bonds on American soil will be alleviated by knock on effects from asset purchase programs
I realize this is nonsense bc American bonds transpose onto US equities but it basically will free up European asset allocators capital to put into US bonds

[Anonymous No.49699989]

>>49699922
Massive OPEX + flashing oversold indicators + huge portfolio rebalancing inflows EOM + VIX puke.

Short term we're going up I can feel it in my bones. If we close below 3700 I'm probably wrong. Viel Erfolg

[Anonymous No.49699991]

I believe the pump is and was a fakeout, just look at futures to see how it's already starting to collapse. Powell wows don't last for very long

[Anonymous No.49699995]

>>49699969
Why do you think that you can't go long at the same time as going short. L/S strategies, hello. L on Value, S on Growth. Lol.

There are some names to go long on GOOG is just stupid value at this point imo

[Anonymous No.49700045]

>>49699995
Well, since you're just shitposting about shorting companies non-stop, how would I know that you're going long on anything?

[Anonymous No.49700068]

>>49699433
>Can't tell this to my family
>posts it on twitter

[Anonymous No.49700069]

>>49700045
I feel like ive played my hand at finding longs and maybe sometimes im right like BG or BTU (obv didnt do that BTU dd myself) but most things i find to go long on are stupid beta plays on long side

So for longs i tend to just like what most sane people on this board like - GOOG, AAPL LMT, WMT, etc
Bluechips with dividens i guess. I don't feel as comfortable talking about longs bc they are boring and not unique DD's

[Anonymous No.49700077]

>>49699991
NONONON economy is saved stop stop this blasphemy, to the mooon!!!!

[Anonymous No.49700098]

>>49700069
Where you mainly short in January during the sell-off?

[Anonymous No.49700101]

>buying btc
>not just buying bitchcoin futures

why do baggies do this?

[Anonymous No.49700110]

My last warning
https://youtu.be/gdUoQpXGXgs
https://youtu.be/gdUoQpXGXgs
https://youtu.be/gdUoQpXGXgs

[Anonymous No.49700135]

>>49699513
Why do Islamic bankers forbid usury? You cannot buy or sell an interest-bearing loan or asset (including dividends) for some reason.
If it was some Jewish bullshit like 20% APR then sure, but collecting like 3 or 4% from someone doesnt seem unreasonable, especially if it doesnt compound

[Anonymous No.49700155]

>>49700135
>Why do Islamic
They are retarded

[Anonymous No.49700156]

>>49699989
Bulltards have been coping for months now. Just give it up, we're going to the 200 monthly ema and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.49700162]

>>49699028
Do we really need to explain this shit to you retards every single time market pumps like this?

[Anonymous No.49700180]

>>49700098
No I was long beta shit like AMD. I was net short but the long side hurt.


What a lot of short focused hedge funds do is admit they suck at finding longs
So they just go long on indices or sector ETFs and go short on ShitCos within the basket of those ETFs / indices

I might do that . Because it’s hard to just go short and wait for an epic bear porn Jan 2022 collapse that top-ticks the whole market

[Anonymous No.49700181]

>>49699028
its just chyna turning red, doesn't really matter, lets see how europe opens

[Anonymous No.49700187]

>>49700135

The muslim world is by far the most inbred region in the world. That's an objective fact.

[Anonymous No.49700219]

futures

[Anonymous No.49700222]

>>49700069
Goog and aapl still have too high a growth multiple for a market that wont be getting QE again for a while
It doesnt matter how much money they print, it by definition cant be more than the expectations were when money was free

[Anonymous No.49700224]

>>49700180
Is there any way to tell if the market will kepp selling off? In jan i got btfo on short put spreads. There never was any real news about why it was selling 10yr went up and that was about it

[Anonymous No.49700235]

>>49700224
>Is there any way to tell if the market will kepp selling off?
You just need to ask yourself if you feel good about buying anything on the market.

[Anonymous No.49700238]

>>49700101
Not my call

[Anonymous No.49700245]

>>49700135
Because interest is too complicated for the vast majority of people to understand, which is compounded by factors like >>49700187 mentioned, which means it is inherently by design made to fuck over people in shitty circumstances to gain power and wealth, which is gluttony, which is a sin.

[Anonymous No.49700248]

>>49700135
>understands the need for 3-4% interest
>cannot make the logical leap to 20%
Come on anon you're almost there.

[Anonymous No.49700256]

>>49700135
>Why do Islamic bankers forbid usury?
Because Islam is based.

[Anonymous No.49700278]

>>49700222
FCF monsters like GOOG will still get purchased by value asset allocators.

I don’t like earnings multiples for a reason though, and find the mostly irrelevant now on the long side for blue chips.

It’s earnings less any state-mandated payments or indebtedness. I don’t really like earnings as an accounting measure also because I feel like it cherrypicks out expenses that are important. I still don’t understand why it’s a key financial measure either, but maybe the idea is that taxes and interest can be one off charges that obscure a company’s performance, case in point post-TCJA in 2018

[Anonymous No.49700295]

Do NOT open SPX I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT SPX!

[Anonymous No.49700299]

>>49700235
>You just need to ask yourself if you feel good about buying anything on the market
That was a good answer. I know the indian guy on the muddy waters channel was saying get out if the value exceeds 2-3x premium you received i think.
I won't fuck around with those spreads next time unless i have a more quantitative approach.

[Anonymous No.49700312]

who the FUCK is redeeming futures?

[Anonymous No.49700324]

Quarterly rebalancing is happening too so lots of buying will happen.

[Anonymous No.49700325]

I wonder if any idiots except robots bought yesterday?

[Anonymous No.49700345]

my fucking MOM was using my name to pay her account and missed a payment and now i have a derogatory mark from a collections account FUCKING HOW DO I PROFIT FROM THIS AND CAN I DISPUTE IT?

[Anonymous No.49700361]

>>49700324

[Anonymous No.49700360]

>>49700345
that's pretty fucked. talk to a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.49700364]

STOP REDEEMING BASTERDS FFS STOP IT

[Anonymous No.49700365]

>>49700345
You have to be over the age of 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.49700371]

>>49700345
shitty parents suck. sorry my fren

[Anonymous No.49700382]

>>49700345
If it's literally not you yes. Your mom committed identity fraud so you can dispute it.

[Anonymous No.49700396]

>>49700325
do you see all the cryptards who bought yesterday, guarantee you lots of retail buyers bought in thinking this is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.49700397]

>>49700345
This seems to happen to a lot of anons. Hopefully one of those anons will step up and answer what they did.

[Anonymous No.49700408]

>>49700110
Damn bro you and scoops arent dating anymore? shit sorry

[Anonymous No.49700410]

>>49700299
Indian guy on zer0es TV? Who?
The guy at scorpion funds?

[Anonymous No.49700420]

>>49700410
The video there on options strategies for short sellers on zeroes.

[Anonymous No.49700453]

Why is this thread so euphoric? Do you retards really swing based on 1 slightly green day when futes are already red?

[Anonymous No.49700468]

>>49700453
shit on my dick you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.49700471]

We’re fucked

[Anonymous No.49700477]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49700484]

Good old
>pump on FED day to rope in retail
>dump hard the next day

[Anonymous No.49700506]

We bounced. Calm yo tits

[Anonymous No.49700505]

>>49700345
>Make accounts with all three major credit bureaus
>Dispute the account with your name on it, literally just tell them your mother used your name for her services
>Gets removed from account
Only downside is this will fuck your mom over pretty hard so if you still live with her maybe stop doing that first and just deal with having a mark on your credit until then.

[Anonymous No.49700526]

>>49700453
smg didn't seem smug enough this afternoon so I bought 2DTE calls instead of puts ;_; Also it didn't pump nearly as hard as the previous fomc meetings.

[Anonymous No.49700545]

My puts be printing

[Anonymous No.49700547]

>>49700468
Buddy look at futures computer, you've already lost your dead cat

[Anonymous No.49700567]

>futes

[Anonymous No.49700584]

>>49700110
My brother in Christ, just stop avatarposting as often and keep the truly off-topic shitposting to latenight threads like this one. I am just a random shitter here and even I know that. Also learn 2 evade lmao.

[Anonymous No.49700595]

>>49700547
just did a check before bed. i thought you guys were talking about some 0.1 nothing. now that's the big oof. the OOF oof.

[Anonymous No.49700597]

>>49700506
Perhaps i spoke too soon

[Anonymous No.49700603]

>>49700584
No.

[Anonymous No.49700605]

>>49700506
>bounce .1% after crossing below all of yesterday's (non retarded) price action.
yitwb

[Anonymous No.49700610]

I inversed myself and now will pay the consequences.

[Anonymous No.49700621]

>>49700224
>There never was any real news about why it was selling

How about tech being way overvalued and still is?

[Anonymous No.49700632]

>>49700603
Incredibly Based. Still going to get heemed by the jannisaries when someone that doesn't like what you have to say reports your post from several different ip's.

[Anonymous No.49700647]

>>49700224
>Is there any way to tell if the market will kepp selling off?
Yes and it's very simple. If MMMRI is off the charts, we're in bear market. It just works

[Anonymous No.49700668]

>>49700647
Greg has spoken

[Anonymous No.49700683]

Uhh i thought we fixed everything why is it dumping

[Anonymous No.49700694]

>>49700547
>he doesn't know im short the market

IM GONNA MAKE IT
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
BAGGIES BAGGIES
YOULL GET MARGIN CALLED

[Anonymous No.49700696]

>>49700683
Late September.

[Anonymous No.49700699]

>>49699248
MSCI ACWI

[Anonymous No.49700737]

>>49698735
>NQH20
Shhhh don't buy this Index.Summer is almost here...And lake mead is queer.

[Anonymous No.49700756]

>>49700737
2020 March Nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.49700773]

The hikes will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.49700785]

yurt yurt yurt

[Anonymous No.49700801]

v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.49700875]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.49700885]

>>49700696
Shemitah

[Anonymous No.49700903]

>>49700756

[Anonymous No.49700923]

According to my calculations, about 56 billion dollars will be evaporating each quarter onward from 100 point rates to heckin' niggerinos given bad/no credit auto loans.

56 billion dollars and that's just at 100 point rates. It will double to 100+ billion if we ever reach 150. It will double again to 200 if we ever reach 2 and if we reach 2.5 again most likely 10% of entire 1.89 trillion auto loan industry will start defaulting on bad loans.

Now you may think "who cares about some jews loaning money to retarded niggers?" You're right, nobody. Which is exactly why it's a problem, because those jews defaulting is just one piece in the fucking domino just like fucking kikes and mortgages in 2008.

[Anonymous No.49700936]

oof

[Anonymous No.49700951]

Astrology bros, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.49700954]

Inverse the market reaction to the fed meeting, ez money

[Anonymous No.49700972]

>>49700954
Unironically this. The market has become so predictable it's hilarious. You can literally tell when a 10% pump will start so easy.

[Anonymous No.49700995]

PANIC

[Anonymous No.49700996]

Japan has had ZIRP for a long time. How does that work with Bonds? Why would anyone buy such a low yielding bond?

[Anonymous No.49701012]

>>49700972
so why aren't you a billionaire?

[Anonymous No.49701017]

Oh fuck my calls

[Anonymous No.49701026]

>>49700801
A shaped collapse

[Anonymous No.49701027]

>>49700996
So they can sell it back to DoJ later. Dont pay attention to libertarian conspiracy theorists. Its all under control.

[Anonymous No.49701035]

>>49700923
Gas Chambers

[Anonymous No.49701041]

>>49701012
Because you need capital and I don't have capital.

[Anonymous No.49701046]

>>49701027
>DoJ
Boj

[Anonymous No.49701050]

>>49701017
Did you check your Hindustan times horoscope to make sure they're okay tommorow before making this post ?

[Anonymous No.49701057]

does anyone here trade for a living?
if so:
>how much capital
>how much are you making
i want to quit my wagie job but i dont know if the $80k i have saved is enough
>inb4 data-mining

[Anonymous No.49701079]

Futures not looking good fuck

[Anonymous No.49701080]

>>49701057
>how much capital
500k
>how much are you making
60-150k

[Anonymous No.49701081]

look at dxy computer

[Anonymous No.49701088]

>futures dropping like a stone

[Anonymous No.49701092]

[Anonymous No.49701094]

Its getting worse we'll gap down at this rate... BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49701098]

>>49701080
How, I have 2.8m invested and lost 400k so far this year

[Anonymous No.49701100]

Please exit on the brief relief rally. You’ve been given a fair chance to save yourselves.

[Anonymous No.49701111]

>>49701057
>dont know if the $80k i have saved is enough
It's plenty.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701114]

WTF IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.49701122]

>>49701057
I want to say I trade for a living but it's more like I trade to stay afloat.
>about 1.7k$
>if this keeps up about $125-150 a week, sometimes get a big win like $500~
You may laugh but this unironically keeps me afloat. Not what I'd call trading for a living though.

[Anonymous No.49701123]

more like poo-tures

[Anonymous No.49701130]

Come on guys you didnt' think we'd keep pumping with interest rates getting so high did you..?

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701132]

[Anonymous No.49701133]

>Mumu thought priced in means the bull run is back

[Anonymous No.49701149]

VANNA DOESN'T WORK IF THE VIX DOESNT GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.49701157]

i'm shitting myself lads

[Anonymous No.49701167]

>bobo's are going to try again today to break the bottom
>they don't understand its priced in and jpow's press conference was very bullish
>he literally said he's not trying to cause a recession

[Anonymous No.49701172]

>>49701122
Well do you do any other work for income? Or just trade?
That's pretty good returns anon, even if it's just a small account.

[Anonymous No.49701177]

There goes the FED rally

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701178]

I had a shit load of puts that expired.....YESTERDAY

[Anonymous No.49701184]

HOLY FUCK FUTURES

[Anonymous No.49701188]

>>49701111
Checked and kinda mad nobody else did as those are some sweet quads and also the truth.

[Anonymous No.49701190]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49701204]

>>49701098
Plug trades from my amibroker system into my API, 5 minutes of work a day

[Anonymous No.49701207]

>>49701167
Reserve Copium x100 Refined Extract posting, nice.

[Anonymous No.49701212]

>>49701167
That's the thing anon. Yesterday's rate hike and bad news was priced in. Now it's time to price in the next one.

[Anonymous No.49701217]

Well well well

[Anonymous No.49701221]

>>49701204
mirin

[Anonymous No.49701226]

why are futures hemorrhaging
no way we go below election levels right?

[Anonymous No.49701239]

>>49701207
>>49701212
I have faith in my calls, they're backed by the Hindustan Times astrologists, Jpow's dovish press conference, and my high IQ of 130. Can you say the same,dear bobo?

[Anonymous No.49701244]

>>49701226
>massive job layoffs
>global record high inflation
>jpowell forced to raise interest rates higher than people thought
poor mumu..you really thought we'd just bounce off this for no reason? There's no more hope, panic is setting in, get ready for the bear market.

[Anonymous No.49701247]

>>49701167
check the futures
they are plunging

[Anonymous No.49701258]

>>49701239
Post them so I can personally now how much you suffer when it happens

[Anonymous No.49701259]

Debt servicing will kill the zombie companies. See Revlon’s bankruptcy for the future.

[Anonymous No.49701264]

>>49701057
>does anyone here trade for a living?
It's about 25% of my annual income on average. How much you need is sort of jumping the gun a bit. I could say oh you need 250k or whatever for a realistic shot at something approaching a stable income but that's iffy. You have to put together a strategy and arrive at estimates about how much return you believe you can consistently achieve with it on an annual basis regardless of market conditions. Earning an income from trading is more about a lot of small wins, break evens, not too many losers. Often it does comes down to a couple really nice trades at the end of the year but finding the good trade isn't the goal. Getting in to good trades is a product of sound strategy. Most of them are going to underwhelm but every once in a while you get the runner. You never know which is the runner. It's rarely the movie thing where you have genius idea to invest in some bullshit that turns out to be a goldmine. More you invest in your usual shit and sometimes fortune smiles upon you.

[Anonymous No.49701266]

>tfw I wouldn't lose money if I held my shitty shorts
FUCK
ME

[Anonymous No.49701267]

>>49701244
ok i want to slurp SOXL in the single digits anyways

[Anonymous No.49701269]

>>49701258
UUUU 8c's for July
DNN 2c's for July
UEC 4.50 c's for July

[Anonymous No.49701275]

>futures drilling
ffs

[Anonymous No.49701278]

>>49701244
it was supposed to be priced in

[Anonymous No.49701285]

>>49701269
good luck anon. I'll miss you

[Anonymous No.49701287]

>>49701167
>priced in
This isn't about the shit and piss 500 anymore, this is just each individual shit and each individual piss going poopoo one by one. People don't just trade macro you know

[Anonymous No.49701291]

>>49701172
>That's pretty good returns anon, even if it's just a small account.
Thanks anon, and no, I just have a cheap ass living arrangement
It's way below what I'd call "trading for a living", I'd need to earn like $500-1000 a month at very minimum and that would still be too low to consider myself to have made it as a comfy NEET.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701297]

A fund must be getting liquidated

[Anonymous No.49701300]

>>49700996
they are losing that battle, the yen is collapsing
https://twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1516429170229886977?s=20&t=SbZOtWa8AQlAtAggqs_DVQ

[Anonymous No.49701307]

goodnight, i hope i dream of lizzie

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701306]

BUDDY LOOK AT NIKKEI

[Anonymous No.49701313]

>>49701267
good boy
>>49701278
oh it is priced in, enjoy the crash

[Anonymous No.49701316]

>>49701297
I'm liquidating my asshole

[Anonymous No.49701317]

>>49701267
>loli soxl
unf

[Anonymous No.49701322]

>>49701297
Its just europe, there is nothing deflationary going on over there, we can't even ship our LNG to them, which is very bullish for America since Europe losing our natural gas will help with gas prices here a lot.

[Anonymous No.49701328]

I just need MicroStrategy to get back down to 155

[Anonymous No.49701337]

>>49701297
Haha Predatory Capitalism.

[Anonymous No.49701362]

futs are NOT bussin frfr

[Anonymous No.49701363]

>>49701337
If the dominoes go this could cost us $4 trillion. Plan accordingly. I like FEMA Camps and Gas Chambers for useless parasites.

[Anonymous No.49701366]

All the companies had been leaning forward into the next Qtr, for bookings, Billings and cash. There will be some bad quarters ahead when there is nothing to pull ahead. Interest rates will kill the leveraged companies, which is most of the S&P.

[Anonymous No.49701377]

>>49701328
they're gonna disappear off the chart soon enough

[Anonymous No.49701388]

>futes
absolutely w e w

[Anonymous No.49701392]

futures don't mean anything

[Anonymous No.49701394]

FUTURES FALLING OFF A CLIFF

[Anonymous No.49701405]

>>49701366
They'll just wave a pride flag and get bailed out.

[Anonymous No.49701415]

ahem

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49701417]

>Germany down 2% in less then an hour
I hope you enjoyed that gay little hike yesterday mumshite

[Anonymous No.49701425]

ECB statement should be now live... where is it?

[Anonymous No.49701429]

Swiss central bank just raised rates by 25bps. It's time to race to hike.

[Anonymous No.49701443]

>>49701417
me that dancing hobo

[Anonymous No.49701449]

https://twitter.com/adamscrabble/status/1536894003286876160?s=21&t=-7LZOvJd7xLe80QCdtWQSg

Goddamn being Canadian must suck

>>49699092
Have you tried Canadian government shill women?

[Anonymous No.49701466]

Europe is going to completely implode... what the fuck are 25bp hikes going to do to stop a 9% CPI?
The question is, what falls first?
Europe or Japan?

[Anonymous No.49701482]

>>49701429
They raised by 50bps retard
First time since 2007 that they've raised rates LOL

[Anonymous No.49701486]

>>49701466
If Taiwan goes hot Japan explodes

[Anonymous No.49701488]

>futes
Yeah it's over

[Anonymous No.49701490]

>>49701466
probably the japs, JGBs are already breaching the YCC limit

[Anonymous No.49701506]

>>49701377
By friday, thanks

[Anonymous No.49701505]

China sisters we fucking won!

[Anonymous No.49701512]

i have $311 371 invested in safe-ish funds down -17% ytd but still up in total
do i panic sell or just hold and this whole thing is just retards on internet panicking

[Anonymous No.49701517]

>>49701488
Fed emergency meeting to cut rates tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49701530]

>>49701505
Honk honk index is sharting hard right now

[Anonymous No.49701532]

>>49701512
Can you sell without taking a tax hit?

[Anonymous No.49701534]

>>49701525
>>49701525
>>49701525
NEW

[Anonymous No.49701541]

>>49701512
Holy shit you fucking retard if you are still up SELL.

Fed's increasing rates, everything's dumping and you are STILL holding? You are the perfect goy and the fund will be begging you to keep your cash.

[Anonymous No.49701549]

>>49701532
no tax costs or anything on saving where i live

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49701564]

>>49701488
>>49701517
shit, will we finally see circuit breakers? Is this the big heem, bros? With Cramer finally snort his last line? Will crypto tards finally rope??

[Anonymous No.49701601]

>>49701564
Key bumps coffee and a danish huh? How pedestrian. Baby sisters 4CHAN is anti drug.

[Anonymous No.49703337]

>>49698918
Sorry about your squirrel buddy, fren. I enjoy the squirrel and groundhog members of the rodent family, but I also like the birbs. Sucks when common frens don't get along.

[Anonymous No.49704246]

>>49701269
What do the C's mean here? Sorry I'm a noob

[Anonymous No.49704428]

>>49698918
The squirrel is Bitcoin